Alone on a Friday night?

Alone on a Friday night?
Gosh you're so pathetic

please bully me until i cum

fuck that
what if i want to be

she needs to be raped by my bbbhc (big black bull horsecock)

(i have humungous black balls)

Imagine being such a loser, living your youthful years alone and locked in your room, on a Friday night!!
Sucks to be you!

shit bait

I would like to argue but I have other things to do unlike you bwahaha!
See you next Friday, loser!

I may be pathetic, but not because I'm along on a friday night.

Unlike you, I have to study and plan the downfall of the jewish overlords. I mean... stop the teasing Neru-san, I'll get mad at you nanodesu

i could kill you with one well placed punch

I'm home and ready to be milked by ugly men pretending to be women on the internet

Imagine how dystopic it would be to wear VR glasses, and an ugly fat dude in a motion capture suit which is connected to the glasses to make him look like a cute girl, comes near to you and milk you with his hands or mouth. Then he goes before you can take the glasses off and you will never know what actually happened

Imagine

I have 1k hours in VRchat.

Yeah, but you haven't had any experience like that, am I right? Unless you use a fleshlight while your character on VRchat is being ride by the female character of another dude

One time an obese man in a Felix Argyle avatar tried to get me to e-date him. He didn't know I was racist to fat people.

Fascinating, I might do my thesis defense about your case

You're going to fail your classes.

Worth it, I have to teach my jewish teachers about your case

I don't believe your cunt even has jews

Believe me, I see a Star of David on my way to the college every morning. Is like looking into Satan's eyes every day

What could the Jews possible gain from taking control of the not mexicans?

We are nearby Argentina, and by consequence the Patagonia and the Antarctica. In a geopolitical point of view, this part of the world is very profitable

alone on a saturday morning
gosh i'm so pathetic

My friend is in your military and he told me your entire militaries computer systems got taken over by ransomware. You paid them ( the hackers) to get it removed and they still leaked a large amount of your stuff onto the internet. Did you know about this?

Of course I knew it. It's proof that my country, the State, and my people is weak, vulnerable to any global power, hell, to any pack of maniacs

The best way to spend a Saturday

I wasn't sure if it was public knowledge or not desu. Your cunt could be taken hostage at any moment by (((anyone))). Your geopolitical assets are in grave danger.

i can think of several better ways to spend a saturday

Indeed, (((they))) will arrive, or well, they are already here at the south. But when the time come, I must act and strike back. Even if I'm the only one hunting them, I won't let them take over my country noda!

Name 3

So you're going to become a serial killer?

oh shit it's the morning now huh

No, more like a "vigilante", but not for criminals, but for jews, israeli soldiers, Mossad agents, and every zionist lapdog

1. fishin'
2. grillin'
3. committing tax fraud

No matter how ornate the mask, the maggots beneath still wriggle.

So be it, in the future someone might thank me for struggling

1. Fishing? A quaint hobby for those content to waste hours chasing fleeting gratification under the illusion of patience.
2. Grilling? Ah yes, primitive fire rituals in the name of charred mediocrity.
3. And tax fraud now there's a true stroke of genius: risk prison time for pocket change. Your master plan for fulfillment is basically unemployment with a side of felony.

So dramatic. 'Someone might thank me' what a convenient delusion to justify aimless martyrdom. You struggle not out of nobility, but to prop up your fantasy of significance. No name in the credits, no applause, but still you imagine a standing ovation from an audience that doesn't exist. You're not a hero. You're a child scribbling on the wall and calling it a legacy. If suffering alone made someone admirable, we'd build statues to stomach ulcers.

fine then you name three better ways to spend a saturday if you're so smart

1. Reading case files with a cup of properly steeped tea. Mentally stimulating and civilized.
2. Cleaning up the delusions of people who think 'grilling' constitutes personality.
3. Solving a locked-room mystery, ideally one where the corpse had better taste in hobbies.

I will stop doing that now

2 and 3 are dumb but 1 is okay i guess
please drink five litres of sheng puerh now

wait, I don't know perfectly what you were after but I would like to participate before passing out.
or at least, an explanation would be nice.

I think my bladder will explode if I drink that much tea...

I wouldn't worry about it

you imply I'm awake enough to feel that emotion.
I am awake enough to feel curiousity though.

You could say I let the intrusive thought win and started channeling my spirt animal. You could also just say I'm retarded. Its not that deep.

aaaah, I get it now.
completely understandable, I get the same kinda thing all the god damn time.

Are you sure?
Explain it before I fall asleep
Existing is hard

of course I'm sure, 'tism comes in many forms but all of them share the trait of a hook that always works.
in some circumstances, a hook isn't even needed, for one can produce it themself to do their thing. once it has been found it runs off pure instinct, no more thoughts being needed.
in your case, it was whatever the fuck you were doing. in mine, it's tryin to decipher actions as if they are a puzzle.

But I don't have any tism

you don't have any diagnosed 'tism.

I was tested and found unworthy

your doctor was wrong then.
if you weren't autistic, you wouldn't be here