/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #530

NIGGER edition

NEWS:
-- S2E11 on the site and YouTube (it's the worst one so far)
-- NO ONE has been confirmed for Bloodgames 2, stop saying that you retards!
-- Josie got a face tat and joined a biker gang on a unicycle
-- AB smells like Indian ballsack
-- Nina is being very naughty in Thailand
-- TJ is drunk and wants Taylor back!

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Do you feel it?

this bitch becoming a millionaire because of Anon Babble is proof tayleigh could have been the new boxxy if she wanted

We really need some deepfake porn of all the Fishgirls. I just have personally commissioned 8-10 hour long porn compilations playing loudly in my home 24/7 and I would love to add in some Fishtank lady deepfakes.

this image implies tayleigh's barren hateful wasteland of a body could produce a child

reminder that claire probably hasnt deleted the washington trip with vgr on her instagram. its been at 3 posts since she removed everyone from her follower list and those pics were on there.

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baby girl is thicc

implying

Irish poster turn off your vpn

Snoretent incoming

That was Shinji saying spoiler in the video Trish was watching, this means literally nothing

anyways

Si senor we here to clean Abi butthole

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I'm so tired of seeing Scott's dogshit streams on my YT homepage

tick tock

nina blue does not suit u sry

trish is confirmed for s3. trish is going to do mama juju on s3. i love trish shes so nice. trish loves tj its always good vibes with trish. trish is fucking nontent get over it.

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letty would do well in the drag scene. abd they have similar values so whats the hangup

i think drag queens would see through lettys act tho

nah they'd smell the poop on her and wouldn't be able to let her go

no drag queens would wring her out for all shes worth tf

yeah they'd wring out all her poop and eat it

what the fuck ever

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out cast house isnt real and you havent talked to mauro in 6 months about it

im just a dirty ol white boy from the south

i talked to mauro 2 months about it but yeah, ur right. and im progressing in life without fishtank so sue me i guess. anyways

the real outcast house is the one we live our real life in

ur tellin me buddy har har anyways

what did i do wrong be as brutal as u want

why is my twitter tl just a race war now i didn’t ask for that

in regards to what

wow i've been made a fool again, some of us were actually looking forward to "outcast" house, thanks a lot claire

bratty Tay needs my fat fucking cock. I'll show her what a real man looks like, unlike Jordan.

ALL HAIL TAYLEIGH
THE QUEEN OF /ftl/
ALL HAIL TAYLIEGH
BETTY IS GOING TO JAIL
ALL HAIL TAYLEIGH
LETTY IS A NASTY SKANK
ALL HAIL TAYLEIGH
AND SMOKE SOME WEED THATS DANK

watches "American Psycho" once

yeah this strain is called "ethical nazi" it's a sativa

all old news
it's time to move on to new mistakes. we need to be making content

too negative

sargeposting is back baby

you are to hard on yourself

what stream is this from?

Scott just said he killed one of his neighbors over laundry

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uhh Anon Babble you all suck and should burn in hell you are all fat too

Jacob fell off

3 foot cock, kid

it's all over isn't it

idk who tf u are

BETTY IS GOING TO JAIL

Truke

Why can’t Jet quit being a pussy and start blasting test already?

You are the equivalent of all the Josiepedos all rolled into 1 individual. You are part of the reason why no one here likes Tayleigh

stuffing tayleigh in a bag and throwing it in the ocean
tying tayleigh to a giant firework rocket and blowing it up in the night sky
pushing tayleigh off the edge of a nuclear power plant cooling tower and listening to the echo of her yelling
dropping a grand piano on tayleigh
flying tayleigh into the twin towers
flinging tayleigh out of a trebuchet into a brick wall
burning tayleigh in a wicker man

God she's ugly

for some reason i think being buried alive by having cement poured over her just fits her vibe u know

killing myself and reincarnating as a pokemon card so tayleigh will love and cherish me forevder

shinji-san where ya been? we have been looking all over the place for you. you still haven't paid all your debt you know?

/ftl/ is healing

hellyeah dude see you on stream! <3

never he’s been taking estrogen

using experimental sound wave crowd control weapons point blank on tayleigh
putting tayleigh in a barrel to go down niagara falls
two buses colliding head on with tayleigh in the middle
cutting tayleigh's line on the international space station so she drifts away into the void
parachuting tayleigh over north sentinel island to see her pelted by primitive projectiles all the way down

honestly imagining being a pokemon card and tayleigh sliding you back and forth between her butt cheeks like a credit card machine

I don't care if she humiliates me and the thread gets my dox, I would do anything to be in Claire's life. She's all I think about for almost a year. I have daily dreams about being her bf. I'd move to Kansas in a heartbeat to be with her. With every week that goes by I'm hurt that I'm not her #1

Any Sarge updates this year? Haven't heard anything in a minute.

vgr was a part of that story. if claire wants to spurn him and act like they never had a connection, the honorable thing would be to remove the photos

then just do it retard
it's not like moving to kansas and dating a girl that works retail is some incredible feat

I don't care if he humiliates me and the thread gets my dox, I would do anything to be in Scott’s life. He’s all I think about for almost a year. I have daily dreams about being his student. I'd move to Rhode Island in a heartbeat to be with him. With every week that goes by I'm hurt that I'm not his #1

he needs to do a 21 day water fast or else he'll never go super saiyan

he needs to contain himself, he's a walking lethal weapon

it's like having a life goal of owning a honda civic and whining about how it just isn't happening

doesn't scott live in Mass

Tayleigh is totally into Pokemon cards it's not just another thing a bf implanted unto her like Morrowind, Linux, or Sam Hyde.

Remember when she used to talk about wanting to go to the Netherlands all the time then we found out that Clayton was going to go to school there?

adultery

rape

murder

What's next for Scott? How does he keep getting away with it?

idk probably kicking ass and taking names like usual

Hey dickhead me give me your bank account info I'm draining you

dumbgay came over to his place and he cooked him steak earlier this year

watching scott sullivan mercilessly beat tayleigh to death with stomps and haymakers and running jump kicks the whole nine yards while pinegrove need 2 plays loudly in the background

i wonder how many different vgrs there are

my life goal was having a honda civic. i achieved that goal at 19 years old. this is my story.

pinegrove need 2

love that song

Scott....Sullivan....MMA....

What's my "in" then? How do I achieve my simpable mid?
pls respond

obviously

It's safe to assume that anytime she goes to a concert it's because there's a new VGR that paid for it.

haven't heard this before cool, nice to see stuff like this get popular

a guy way uglier than you did it with a pair of concert tickets. I'm sure you could come up with something better than that
take her to a sam hyde show

bossman?

the lead singer is a gooner!!

work at red robins in the Kansas City area. when Claire inevitably goes in and orders a bottomless order of fries and root beer float make sure you actually refill it. literally that easy.

"and this one is my "tayleigh's special boy" card. It's my favorite and I hold it against my chest as I fall asleep every night. It's worth 25 cents on tcg player, which is pretty noice"

I was talking to my buddy about the Pacers. We both agreed — Nembhard will control this series. My buddy said his face glows like a child’s, and that it blows a cool pubescent wind on the court, an innocence that the Cavaliers do not possess. You can tell there’s an eroticism inside him that’s not anywhere else on the court, like when you first awaken to your sexuality, young, pure, strong, an inner creativity in his eyes that can only come from this wellspring of newness and sexually charged energy. That’s what my buddy said and I couldn’t agree more. Pacers in 6.

seek help nigga this is reaching depths below /ftl2/

seek help nigga this is reaching depths below /ftl2/

We need content, he should keep going. Maybe he can be the next Q but with zero irony or self-awareness.

ftl bullies all the “content” out.

we need to be actually taking a break from fishtank but like for real this time

So.....just like Q?

Tayleigh is a stupid fucking whore, I wonder if she will be involved in BG2 after her sperg outs

I'm shitposting, buddy. I know nothing will ever come of my crush on her and I don't take it seriously at all.

loser mentality

qrd on her sperg outs? i haven't been following her

Whatever you say

spell red

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Im gonna watch Zootopia again since someone was talking about it earlier. Anyone seen any good films recently tried to watch that Mickey 17 but had to turn it off it was shit.

she thought one of the actors was legitimately one of her stalkers and assaulted him, then ran off and cried and slept in the house instead of outside like everyone else. Then she moped for the rest of the event.

a e d y r

ohhh the bg1 crashout

You ever seen Kung-Pow? It's pretty funny I think you'd like it.

you think her mom will ever let her get better internet?

today is spider-man 3's 18th birthday so i rewatched that today

zootopia is good :)

She said they did upgrade it.

is she still with Jordie or did he drop her ass? I haven't been following since BG1.

they did base the character off that so

She doesn't mention stuff like that at all anymore. Maria doesn't appear on stream either.

The ending for s2ep2 was so good, I was like "they aren't going to top that for the rest of the season" and I was right

Maria Molesters!!! what the heck man?

Not watched that in years i will add that to the billing

Gonna need to give the rami films a rewatch at some point.

it’s a beautiful day to hate jet

Reminder that I am the rightful second mic on the Sam Hyde Show. The third mic on The Palace, and the tech lead on Joyride

Do any of the fish actually have full-time jobs?

anyone who defends sam hyde is getting permanently banned. your comments can stay (i'm not a nazi, unlike sam hyde), but you aren't welcome here if you think this is the place for that.

I knew a weak faggot in high school who was exactly like TJ. He gained some popularity by being moderately attractive among the loser crowed and spiraled downward into a loveless marriage to an overweight coalburner who fed and browbeat him until he was unrecognizable. There is a slim chance that TJ will unrape himself (most men are capable of it given the right circumstances) but there's a 99% chance he will follow the same path as my friend from school. I have nothing against TJ, as I had nothing against my friend, but anyone with eyes can see that, without a monumental shift, this kid is fucked.

anyone who defends niggers is getting permanently banned. your comments can stay (i'm not a nigger, unlike sam hyde), but you aren't welcome here if you think this is the place for niggers.

Summer and Abi are full time hoes I think

Jet needs to fire Sam already

I'm still mad at Tayleigh 4 getting a boyfriend, she was supposed 2 be dating all of Anon Babble

Jimmy. Summer and Abi are all business all the time. Trish to some extent but not as shameless.

ok, but burt burts off on the daily and it's content and why season 3 is the best season

That one twink was just for sex nothing serious since he is a fruit.

Gold Burt, Brother Jimmy , and Xavier will be so hilarious on bloodgames, can't wait 4 the interaction personally

heheh, he painted himself gold hhehhehe, never gets old

it was supposed to end here

Dasha Section

Who is your gold star cast for bg2 if you had your way

Claire getting dragged on twitter again. I keep winning

there's no law against all of us sharing one chudwife

HAHA LOOOL HE WON LE SHOW XD HE NEEDS TO BURT OFF AGAIN!

I forgot JC

Oops, sorry, we burnt our bridge with everybody who was entertaining. Enjoy Xavier pretending Burt isn't acting as a clueless retard and making him the main character.

Jon
Letty
Cole
Jimmy
Alex B
Simbal

Burt as an NPC
Unfortunately we aren’t getting anything remotely like this

Remember how boring it was when Burt was shown the bg fields? having him on will make bg2 DoA screenshot this & mark my words

Reply here

uhhhh baby bro xavier do u want 2 burt off

is Xavier Alex under a mask, what the fuck is going? *Alex shows up and xavier stands side by side with him* what the fuck I thought Alex was well I thought Alex was *Jet walks in with Pepsi and popcorn for the feed burt fishtoy* *Burt loudly chews while maejok plays loud gay man mean girls music, Jobe laughs in the back while TTS sucks Luke's cock in the background*

no burt at all

What are the odds that Extreme Peace doesn't come out this year and it'll be (at least) 10 years between the 2 seasons?

Bloodgames 2 cast

Burt

Jobe

Jimmy

Luke

which fishtank girls sell content on the dl

imagine her looking at you like this after you nutt on her

Do you think John is blackballed forever?

no

is there a worse name than Wes?

lol

Depends on how badly Sam wants him back. Boss Baby had to stomach Frank and he can stomach Jon if daddy tells him to.

Spider Man 3 is my favorite spider man movie, literal gem

Shadi you admitted to fucking a prostitute, please tell the story.

you know what u did

The wiggers obviously hate dealing with him but if its up to Sam he'll 100% be back.

he literally just recorded an ep on their podcast

Are there any examples of CK identifying with her Korean side?

No one cares unless TJ is there.

No he didn't

he just talked about it on the palace and they've mentioned planning it on x a while ago

You keep trying to make this a thing. Just let it go bro. TJ does not own your mind. Just don't think about him.

People who refuse to make Twitter/Instagram accounts are fucking weird

you wish you could be that stone cold

Black Abi
Brown Kato

Moldbug still looks like such a huge faggot even Peter Thiels billion dollar makeover couldn't save him from that underbite. He kind looks like be might be sitting on a BBC in this pic ngl

i fully believed and i still failed

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Brother Burt, there seems to be an infestation of evil mormons in these woods. Would you care to use your Boss Nigga powers to cleanse the area?

Boss....Nigga powers?

You see, your colored powers of boss nigganess should keep the mormon hunters at bay

Okaaaaay...uh...how do I activate my Boss Nigga powers?

*Headcanon explanation that nobody will give a shit about and will be quickly forgotten by both Jimmy, Burt, and production. TTS farming ensues of paypigs futilely trying to make "Boss Nigga Powers" a thing*

hardest poster ever

Red Chuck
Gold Burt
Shadow Chris

black TTS voice:BURT USE UR FUCKING BOSS NEGGA POWERS REMEBER WHAT JIMMY TOLD U ||||||||||||JJJJJ

please god make burt continue the mormon's work and tear jimmy a new asshole

Marbled Nick
Transparent Sam

Is this Letty

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I actually hate this show

imagine a conversation between Jimmy, Burt, Greg, and Sam Hyde xD

yea

have you guys bought your burt and jimmy stox? spork monkeycheese

how many dudes got to fuck this prime pussy?

God Jimmy fucking sucks so bad

spork monkeycheese
make america burt again
jjjjjjj

So random a guy I know who has no idea posted that

i'm worried that bloodgames 2 is going to be the lamest shit ever

it will be saved once burt has his first burt off session

it will be good if Sam is there

burt freezing and shooshing everyone when tts plays

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I'm only watching BG2 with Jimmy if Abi is there to fuck with him. I can't stand him when people aren't fucking with him.

You know Jimmy. If he's there he'll find someone to beef with

Chuck just referenced me on the palace

That's true, I just don't want a coddling repeat of last time.

Kill me

People look at this discordnigger shit and expect me to believe Jet wasn't grooming this woman for years to be what she became

That was only cuz Tayleigh was there and God willing she won't be this time. It's gonna be unhinged Jimmy kino time, baby!

do you think jimmy has his doxxes prepared already or is he waiting for a concrete cast announcement

she uses filters and lots of makeup.

imagine her recessed chin and deep laugh lines 10 years from now

kek

nick going on story warz again
the first time he fucked the game up because he just lied in his story
i like story warz luis j gomez is the only good podcaster

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Summoning Cole

Yeah Nick lied and it's also not a great venue for his kind of comedy

Scott is popular enough to warrant a thread

Tay is not

this fat fuck got to fuck Hailey in the bathroom... after rolling around with her.

splitting the threads again

”play” a rapist

spear a crackhead

grope and fuck a contestant

scott had a generational run on bitchtank

He groped every contestant on bitchtank except the black one and maybe kaelie.

did it my way

Mizzlerian Chemo

What I really want to do I give Patricia a tongue bath after she hasn't showered in a week.

he's buck broken

I wanted to quit at the end of season 3, but I just kept telling myself that there are people out there whose lives are so bad that they've paid to sit around and watch Fishtank all day

Why does Sam feel comfortable insulting his own fanbase openly? And why do they just accept it?

her ass was insane in those jeans in blood games. I legit had yellow fever for her. She went to top golf in those same flare jeans and her ass Fuck.

Ariel killed a man.

The real question is why do you feel comfortable posting my post openly

its an aughts gimmick that honesty, dont worry about it

I know she's not conventionally pretty in any way but the boners she gives me could shatter reinforced car windows.

Sam GOES OFF on his poor retarded gay evil lowly fishtank fanbase! You guys won't believe this one.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746389631245380.webm

plap that shit on my face Trisha please fuck

i think the real issue with his statement is that he's claiming that this job he gets millons of dollars in donations to do is some brave and righteous thing and how it's literal hell for him to get paid to do one of the easiest jobs in the whole world while being slightly inconvenienced

its an aughts gimmick that honesty

Nigga what?

So we're Trish posting now? The most beautiful woman to ever grace the tank.

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I honestly miss NYE 1972 so much bros

that brutal honesty, its a bit, a 2009 gimmick, youre a kid you dont get it you had to be there you could be my son

Trish deserves happiness

Nigga I'm 35 years old, who was talking like that about their own fans in 2009?

jet

based. having a sense of duty is the only way anything gets done

not fans but friends you talked like that to your friends

not only is she actually sweet and kind she's cute and wholesome and has a 10/10 booty

betty is the human equivalent of a prolapsed anus

Betty is so busted irl bro

she really is. She hand picks pics on X to post but actually IRL she looks like a stick figure zombie.

yea vegan lifestyle is gonna hit her like a truck in a few years

Penis size tier list

KATO IS LIVE AND SHE JUST CALLED CLAIRE A BITCH
www.twitch.tv/ghostiekato

She had a rough life and instead of turning into a demon she leaned into being kind hearted. Thanks to her I'll probably fall for the first curvy flip that shows me any interest.

what did tayleigh mean by this

And why does lux have droopy grandma titties

fapping my boner rn

youtube.com/@sydthesinister?si=6CJZK7ut_LM4JBYz

why are so many people getting into Pokemon cards is this like a low IQ person thing because Tayleigh's doing it too? What caused this did fent run out?

Why is this so popular with hags?

smoking meth

KWAB

My future wife (for 1-2 years)

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Bg2 is gonna be the 2 week long Jimmy and Burt show

Me on the right

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the beautiful Nina Volyskanka

Lol remember when she got 1 big donation and quit her job thinking she "made it" as a streamer?

I'm wearing my hospital sock :3

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What would your poor cat think of you cock posting and smoking meth?

I'm not paying you for this
You're only supposed to post cryo cocks when my threads get skipped

bc it’s not really a workshop it’s just a room where he vapes and touches his dick

He seems pretty content that I'm here to pet him love him feed him and clean his shitbox and let him out sometimes rather than being alone by himself outside

Stroke 4 Trish

Kingpin Cole

my old cat had kidney problems too (rip)
I used to have to give her liquids through an IV
she lived to be almost 18

my workshop is better than jet's

Bloodgames: Origins

Burt
Jimmy
Oddbod
Abi
Goblina
Primestein

props to that guy
pretty good troll

bloodgames but this time somebody actually dies and it may or not be related to stock prices

you guys simping for Trish are crazy she's almost tayleigh or nifty tier

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is it sad I know literally all of these?

Its called Origins because its about Jets upbringing

Christ. wouldn't catch me dead watching that shit

We prolly know more wild shit than whats on it anyway

Just saw it pop up skipped about dude has only watched Bitchtank and S3 so fuck knows what compelled him to make a 4 hour vid on fishtank.

You're blind and retarded

If you insist

The first 3 tiers (2 fucking hours) are all shit that you'd know if you just watched Fishtank. The first slightly esoteric thing in Summer's voicemails in tier 4 but everyone here knows about that. Even fucking Mizzy listened to them.

I'm skimming through the video and in tier 5 it's still shit like Nina's real name? I wonder how many hours were wasted making this video

That iceberg is just things that happened lol any random bit made it. Dont talk to me until you put in there "Tayleigh-Mayo late term abortion", "all fishtank girls sell ass" and "Fishtank true goal: Male Redscare fan + Female Cumtown fan Antichrist "

lol, Creature asking people for free money on X should be on there as well as Tayleigh's Q freakout in blood games.

Jimmy threatening to dox Vance's ex as well, and Jimmy meeting at midnight every night in hopes of sex with Creature kek

I thought iceberg vids were for deep lore some of these are just aspects of fishtank like explaining the cell no idea why this was made.

Normies don't even know about the vampire erp and Luxie.

Doesn’t make it less real

In the "make-it-till-you-fake-it" mercurial landscape of online culture wars there are few with the longevity of Sam Hyde and his posse, Million Dollar Extreme, and his cadre of supporters.

"We thought we were toast there for a second, but it's like reacting to an oil spill and learning to surf on it," Sam confided to us in the second floor office of a Rhode Island warehouse. It used to be a storage facility for Frito-Lay inventory but now is MDE'S facility for producing entertainment.

"Downstairs we have green screens and Jet's workshop. There's also some leftovers from the previous owner's stock of goods which can really help us when we are in a Crunch and need a crunch."

Sam lets out a bemused smirk upon making such a childish pun. The old Sam would have never been caught making such an innocuously frivolous sentiment. Everything was much more serious eight years ago.

"We had a show, and I... I went a little quixotic in my messaging. The people giving us a platform got cold feet and pulled the plug. I lost a lot of friends and opportunities. Chuck wouldn't talk to me for years... He went to the Orient."

Sam looks away, wistfully, out through the windows that cover the entire wall of the office facing the street.

"People still bring up awkward stuff I did back then. Stuff with chicks. Politics. I learned at this point to just stop caring. I started focusing more on the kids, the young men and boys who need my guidance. I even brought a few on to my team. And we're elevating others beyond that. Setting up their own streaming careers, getting them to lose weight, and one kid is even running for his town's City Council. That kid... he might yet have a future."

He stands up, turns around and does a slow-motion punch at one of their graphics workstations. Then he says,

"Enough of this sentimental bullshit. Come with me downstairs to meet the rest of the crew in Jet's Workshop."

From Sex Magazine Issue 14

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they're lucky then

Tay iceberg

Maria's real name

Hamster story

Q

What's exactly wrong with Sarge/did she lie?

Was the Grindr real?

Sebastian

Clayton DUI

Her living in Palestine but always saying she's from Stephenville

Some other deep iceberg topics

Production Party summoned a demon that possessed Jimbo

Trish is legally retarded

TJs suicidal tendencies gimmick was inspired by Cole's audition

Clayton DUI goes hard. She gets real defensive about him. She still loves him.

The Stephenville thing is weird
Must be where she grew up with her dad or something

When she was first streaming seemed that way but after Bloodgames she was all like "fuck him I gave him a black eye" (sure).

We did find out he was going to the Netherlands for university to study like aerospace or something like that.

lmao

Yeah it's where Sarge lives but she's been with Melinda since before S2 I assume after she broke up with Clayton because she was living with him.

100% she abused Clayton and not the other way around

How does Binx save her dying career?

he doesnt know every fishtank boy sells ass

And dont forget it was her that did the grooming at softball.

Does the iceberg video mention the guy Betty killed?

Rehearsal s2e03 just dropped

onlyfans

Ghost Baby Kato's haunted womb

Who recommended watching the Royal Tenenbaums awhile ago?
FUCK YOU and
FUCK WES ANDERSON
Watched it while donating platelets today. Should have just watched some nature show. Now I have that ass dated movie stuck in my head. Fuck you. You know who you are.
Fuck every single one of these people except the Indian I guess. I don't hold him accountable.

thicc baby kalei's ripe womb

^fag with shit taste

cmon thats a pretty good movie

that shit haunted

Wes Anderson sucks nigger cock

watching a movie while working out

youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0

It was me. I like that movie. Gwen was ridiculously hot at the time.

Bottle Rocket through Tenenbaums is certified kino

u didn't like the part where that guy attempts suicide while needle in the hay by elliott smith plays??!

Bottle Rocket is decent

fuck i can't read at all i think my brain is dying

why

wes anderson to me is visually fun but just kind of emotionally empty idk just feel hollow
still far better than the majority of directors today

Event Horizon is my favorite Paul WS Anderson movie

Empychan doesn't want her simps to find out what she really looks like

his only good movie

What is this?

Nina's not in Bangkok

What did he lie about
I don't believe most of what he and Sam say

Idk if you've seen Story Wars before but everyone submits stories and then you guess whose is who's

One of Nick's stories was "I got suspended from school for getting fingered," even though he was the one doing the fingering. It made him look retarded

youtu.be/zgaJSSZrVZw?t=3147

Nathan Fielder's show. If you don't know who that is watch Nathan For You. Jet wishes he could manipulate people for content like nathan can

This, the climax of Bottle Rocket is one of the funniest scenes of the 90s.

cryo is off his meds

content incoming

using your cat's suffering as clickbait is kinda poor taste

@2:40

and after that, claire news

Nathan for you is pure kino
Even my bitch ex gf loved it
And she hates everything

it's good i really liked season 1, really great portrayal of neurotic spiraling
waiting for season 2 to finish to sub to hbomax how is season 2

No one even posted that trish is live :(

What we thinking about Mauro's new moustache?

It will help him put Boots To Asses

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im back and mauro is still a legend

Scott Sullivan BTA

Macho Mauro gets more work done in his workshop than Jet and that's a fact.

Trish is barely even a mid
Maybe she would be simpable if she was white
Or at least white passing

S2 is far better than 1 so far in almost every way. S1 got fucked over by covid so this 1 feels way more planned out, and its all 1 long plotline

scott sullivan mauro

S1 got fucked over by covid

How?

this freak clearly has deep issues. All his movies have some weird childhood sexuality thing.
FUCKING YOUR SISTER HUH WESGOOCH
Would have watched something lynch but they didn't have upgraded Hulu.
What do you actually like about it? Explain yourself
the entire soundtrack is terrible. who was this for??
he clearly does. just look at this guy. Kind of looks like TJ if I'm being honest.
Even zootopia would have been a better choice

I suppose so but you know where you are right

Johnny Moe strikes again

Also Trish still looks very good

mexicans don't celebrate the 5th of may. mauro is a poser

Dis nigga johnny moe is going after Trish now

iceberg

skip straight to the bottom tier

it's all shit anyone here knows

of fucking course
do better

I LOVE MALIA

The lockdowns stopped them from being able to keep doing the original concept like s1 and he was stuck with that dumb bitch that wanted yo he a mom for 4 episodes

What was the church sermon about today?

hey everybody happy 4th and what not that's a star wars reference even though i just gave you the vulcan salute um my cat's dying from stage 1 kidney failure

awesome

yeah he's definitely a freak, i don't like him bc he's one of the directors that signed that weinstein's polanski petition

daaaaam trish needs to chilllll

Idk I haven't seen it in a while but I just remembered I really wanted to bang prime Gwyneth Paltrow she's so sexy

Vincent Gallo Respecter has been found dead in his apartment due to hanging

Hmmm

I noticed she recently reactivated her Onlyfans page (maybe she mentioned it on social media but I don't use it, I just saw her in my Expired Subscriptions tab)
Probably going to get fucked on camera by gook dicks right now

I just saw her in my Expired Subscriptions tab

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is she gonna be on fishtank or something

Based slag
I shouldn't have ghosted that blonde from London that used to call me on Facebook
Her accent was hot

It was a free trial so I never paid. I do however pay about $1000 a month for 25 active subscriptions and PPVs which is not enough goon fuel for me. So I constantly check the Expired Subscriptions to see if any inactive Onlyfans women come back and post after a hiatus so I can resubscribe.

i said yesterday we need to be grooming all those girls make em be on s4 and markypost lol

theyre amazing but thats too much for me too unattainable

she uses other subscription platforms now

I do however pay about $1000 a month for 25 active subscriptions and PPVs which is not enough goon fuel for me. So I constantly check the Expired Subscriptions to see if any inactive Onlyfans women come back and post after a hiatus so I can resubscribe.

that's fair. I forgive you and also gwen. Bill Murray has no excuse though. At some point in his career he got rid of his agent and only took roles that had access to his personal phone number.

GROSS!

bro just get a hooker or something

I do however pay about $1000 a month for 25 active subscriptions and PPVs which is not enough goon fuel for me.

This is why I need procedurally generated deepfake AI holograms of all the Fishtank girls that also sync with a mechanical auto-sucking self-lubing self-cleaning fleshlight so I can just goon every waking moment. I'll probably save money and finally be able to be satisfied. I feel like the technology must be close but I'm too old and stupid to know it. I've got $20k banked for just such a machine when the time comes however.

fucking lol

you know youre supposed to fuck them, right? Like, hiring them

Trish looks beautiful today

I pay claire about $1000 a month for alcohol, gaming pcs, and vacations

Those concert tickets and Disneyland passes aren't cheap

This is why I need procedurally generated deepfake AI holograms of all the Fishtank girls

same

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i haven't sent any fishgirl a single dollar

nobody CKan do it like her

same

fly like a g6

crazy how she was considering doing onlyfans when she was car homeless

new abi pic dropped

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I used to have sex with a lot of women but eventually it just ate away at my soul. By just paying them for sexually pleasing imagery, I can avoid the uncomfortable pitfalls and their emotional breakdowns. It's all curated goon all the time, without the fuss.

her hair is black now

now that will never happen because she thought the fake profile of brians gf was real and she now has a hatred of onlyfans girls

i don't think she'd ever actually do it no matter the circumstances

I thought CK was hot until she started speaking

give me an actual good gwen movie and we'll call it even

No idea what you're talking about lol

and the subs wld b the lowest of lowest, I'd never describe someone as lower than someone who enjoys season 3 or acts like it's the best thing ever because Alex b said monkeys and was loud or because burt jerked it 4 days but you're very low on the totem pole if you spend money on CK, she makes mental cases not hot at all

Abi is the 1 girl that will never be told to smile more

most likely she's going to have her nudes leaked by some nobody

Nigga follow the reply train we were talking about the rehearsal.

bro wtf are u on rn

bake

Trish ASMR

I like her smile

real

new

thank you

Luke doing the signature MDE retard laugh in the background