Raft

Why are they almost all obese ?

Only hippos

women are stupid, simple as

white men caused this

1. fatties in the back weighing it down
2. dumb bitches can't into center of gravity

spend more time making money and working out and less time giving a shit about cuntoids
and then you'll have money, health, peace of mind, and tons of hot pussy instead of no money, destroyed mental health and clarity, and shitty/fat/ugly pussy

Because they're American.

The best part of this ancient video is the fattie on the left who doesn't fall but throws herself off to avoid being the center of attention.

Imagine being so fat and insecure that you intentionally lose and embarass yourself to avoid anyone looking at you.

The raised part needs to be made flush.
It's too liable to tip over otherwise with the high weight distribution. It needs to be a flat raft not a raised table raft.

obviously it did not fail. this is the titanic syndrome.

Why share

kek

raft

That's a bench

Bunch of fucking hogs. No wonder men are turning gay.

I wanna plant my seed

Lucky country. You keep your women well-fed.

Sad.

Are there alligators in that lake?

Yes. They did not make it.

Center of gravity is too high

No, sad is planning a trip to Paris and having to cancel it because mudslimes and niggers have completely taken it over.

AFV!

God damn, Anon Babble really is a fucking retirement home at this point.

kek
(saved)

What isn't

Bases

Weight distribution

The fact that this thread even exists without it getting pruned instantly and that retards are replying "kek" to you is proof that Anon Babble is fucking dead.

sex needful bloody

It's literally just an "America's funnies home videos" snippet lmao

can't appreciate a good ol 1, 2, punchline

Lighten up a lil

jej

Thank you for your service.

DAT ASS

Implying I wouldn't.

probably shouldn't have put all the fat ones on first

Most anons already covered it, but to reiterate: they are fat retards
However, I’m sure the spot between her asshole and vag-hole is the best smelling. It almost always is on a girl.
You get the nice sour scent from her front hole mixed in with that wonderful musky warm aroma from her anus, topped off with just a hint of that salty goodness of her sweaty taint.
You know you’ve got a keeper if you can detect a bit of urine as well.
The back of my mouth tingles and puckers like I just sucked on a lemon when I smell this. It takes everything in me to not give it a lick so as to not ruin this symphony of a smell.

old pasta

women's taint is gross. imagine licking a sweaty taint with just a hint of shit because we all know these dirty whores dont shower after they take a dump

This

Thats when you know you’ve found gold
I strive to find the one-wipers

Huh?
You have to have more weight equidistant or further below the water line than you load above it.
I didn't even have to think about it, this is something everyone should be born just knowing.
But then I'm a fucking White male.

Legendary post.

is this you anon

I strive to find the no wipers

That is literally me with an American woman.

I want to strap them together and sit on them as the raft to carry me across the water.

Cool. See you tomorrow.

if they flipped it upside down it would have worked better. Typically rafts are made with a ring of ballast on the outside, above the waterline.

unfathomably based

I see you're helping the local American hippopotamus.

They had no idea they had to balance it... And they all lied about their weight anyway.

No. If that were me the pasta would have been
Plz saars I’m ensurings the spot between her guda and vagene is best smelling. It always having on girl.
Wonderfuls sour smells from her main hole mixed in with that beauty smell from her guda, havings tiny amount of salty goods of her sweety skins.
You know can rape if you can find small times of pisna agains.
My mouth has tingles and puckers senses like I drink from the ganges when I can smell this. It takes everything in me to not redeem to not ruin this collections of a smell for my saars.

Yeah the center of gravity on it was way to high. It was always bound to flip over.

this is one of the least shitty threads on Anon Babble

TRVTH NVKE

They were just too heavy and unbalanced. Once they start submerging the floatation cylinders, it's inherently unstable. They have to be partially out of water in order to provide a significant restoring force.

I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop. For months I had suspected something suspicious. Every time we had ethnic cuisine, she would act very odd, especially afterwards. I would try to cuddle with her and fondle her, only to have my advances rejected and her leaving the room. It all came to a head one day when I came home early from work. As usual I wanted to take my shower, but there on the couch, was my girlfriend pleading with me to wait a bit before I cleansed myself. Well, fuck that. I wasn't going to wait another second to purify myself under my brand new showerhead. It then got even more strange. The closer I got to the bathroom the more nervous she became. At one point she even stood directly in front of the door, blocking me. When I finally was able to enter the room, I was horrified at my discovery. It smelled like shit, and not my shit either. No, this was a different, unknown aroma. So here I am, nose deep in an awful smell, my girlfriend next to me crying. I get PISSED. I ask her where the guy is, who he is and how long this has been going on. All she does is look back at me with tear-filled eyes and confusion as she asks what I'm talking about. I then notice the toilet is clogged and at this point I'm screaming at her about whose feces lay in my toilet bowl. Finally, after what seemed like aeons, she broke down, looked me straight in my eyes and said "babe, it's mine. I told you spicy food doesn't agree with me. " Well, that's all I could handle. I was really hoping she would pull the shower curtain back to reveal a naked man, but instead all I got was an admission that my once beautiful and dainty girlfriend had desecrated my porcelain throne with her dirty whore feces. Needless to say, I packed my belongings up instantly and never looked back. Be careful who you trust.

It's an Israeli botfarm now

because they're fat, retarded and can't coordinate with others
hence why they used to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
it was when civilization hadn't been mortally wounded yet, though

*175 lbs according to chatgpt

Girl in sunglasses seems fun

I’m scared to go to Paris for this reason. Like why bother. I’m thinking of visiting Mexico City instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=gYNlJQ-dIuY

Women think and act as your averange male african tribal warlord.

Its the same shit, if you learn to deal with one it works with the other.

I personally understand women, and niggers. And I decided that the only course of action that is possible is to move far away from both.

I've found couple of ideal places, and I will finally find some peace.

Imagine the smell

Haha I love Bangs!
Can I save this meme?

All ok thinking of is how stinky my dick would be up all their poopers

I love women’s feet

fucking grokposter

no doubt musk himself floods this board

As much as I despise Mexico it's unironically much safer than Paris is.

too much thrust

Only dogs

bye felicia

heh this tiktok is so awesome! i'm going to make it into a webm and show my friends on Anon Babble

All pile on the raised platform part rather than the side skids to put the center of gravity as high as possible.

i've been moving the time slider back and forth between 0:00 and 0:01, oh yea, I think it's unzipping time.

i want to buttsex the survivor

that pasta is at least 10 years old

Because of the three ham beasts they put on one side

Agreed
This place fucking sucks now

Where’s the slide about making this place as uninteresting as possible with bots and Jews or whatever?

Maybe you can learn a skill or do something useful, instead of watching fat chicks fall off a poorly built raft; granted it was funny

so what I was here longer than that, it still reads like AI slop

Because a good half of them are too fat to float and will never admit this to themselves.

Too many of them, obviously.
Any vessel will capsize when overloaded
It's a good raft and it still works

let's put all the weight (hundreds of lbs) at least 20 inches above the two floaters, with no keel and no central weight to balance the center of floatation or some shit

I am not an engineer but I would have known this would fail, just from these CUNTS describing it to me. They wouldn't have even had to lift any of their fat arms.

let me stop you right there

I'd say. Fucking retarded cunts think life works like a fucking cartoon and they have negative amounts of spacial awareness.

Well the problem is that it barely displaces any water at all, and is therefore useless and impressive only to 10 year olds.

Note that picknick table is perfectly stable if you just sit on it like normal.

but aren't they mostly blubber? They should add buoyancy
the fatty on the left is undoable. The others are at the weird part where they aren't that hot but are hot enough to fuck, and maybe wifeable if they have good personalities (which they probably don't)

I'm astonished none of those fat cows got hurt. The dumb fatty on the table that held on could have easily had her foot severed if the table had rebound against the tabletop.

low test, also would every one of those goofy bitches

I think women have like a missing driver from their heads, that in men handles reflexes and spatial awareness.

schizo

The last one to hop on was too built for BBC

All of the mods are in discord shitting on Trump.

You’re here FOREVER.

What a bitch!

Overcompensated too hard to the bow of the vessel, when the doggie style to prone bone launch was initiated.

Life is a waste of time. There is literally nothing to do but work (for no reason) or fuck around.

based and accurate, women are the niggers of gender.

Janny really isn't a fan of yours - I know this is a bot but just change 1 space or character to get around their banbot.

How hard is it to post 4 fat bitches on each corner then the remainders are placed as counterweights.

Imagine the smell

I would fill all of their cakes until they're overflowing with sperms if you catch my drift. Even the fat pig in the black shorts

It could still have been done with weight balancing and the correct order of entry.

just like your existence

And the paddle is a class A deadly weapon on your gay shithole island lol

on land or in sea, purple sweats never gave up her beer.
respect

...in your country, only.

yet doesn't nuke thread with cp

dykes

naw, they were smiling and laughing.
also -- the "Gen Z Boss and a mini" girls would have pulled this off
still wholesome fun

Yes but they say 100lbs

why did female raft experiment fail?

Schooling system failed.
A group of male kids would do better with no notions of physics can intuitively do better.

Why are they all so fucking fat

$FATGF

man normalfaggotification of bizniggery has had it's consequences

especially the slampig on the left

I see you are a man of culture as well.
I prefer the one in green on the right.

kek

Weight distribution

Can't wait for Russia to take you back

I don't like women's behavior.

Be me

About 13 years old

School camp with a small lake

The teachers set a "boys vs girls" raft building competition

The whole time we're building the rafts, the teachers are giving the boys shit for our raft looking terrible and like it was going to sink

Meanwhile, praising the girls for their raft which looked like it was straight out of a cartoon

Competition starts

We put our rafts in the water for the first time

The girls' raft IMMEDIATELY falls apart

The boys easily do a lap around the lake on our ugly but super sturdy raft

We even load all of the girls up as well and go back around for a second lap

You’re trapped here with all of us.

NoT aLl WoMeN

you forgot to add average height 5'4"
i'm 6'4" and 195 rn. grim

someone gets it

Should I be going and earning taxes to pay to pedophiles and "minorities" ?

unlucid.[remove this]ai/r/lrkcct1m

trips of truth. for me its the fatty in the top left. love a nice face on a fatty for some reason.

some fat bitches on the end

Kek!

There's too many of them on it and they put all the fattest chicks on the same end.

That's the point

All they needed to do was put two more float tanks on the ends, so they had a square of float tanks instead of just two lines, then when they overloaded the far end it wouldn't have dipped down into the water like that and slipped them off

spot the fat roastie

female raft experiment

What "experiment", what the hell was even the goal here?

Apparently to float around sipping their one drink?
Not only did they put all the weight on one end, they didn't bring a fucking cooler full of drinks to last them for a bit? They would've been paddling back to the dock in about 10 minutes even if they'd succeeded in floating it.

Probably one of things where a group makes a funny vehicle to race down a ski slope or hill or in this case on water. It seems that the maiden voyage failed.

Did that obese one get a cut on her face?She looks in agony, doesn't look like hair

Women have a high center of gravity when it's bad enough they chose to seat themselves on the top of the raft instead on the benches

kek

you will neer be a boat

what do you think ai was trained on?
95% of it is literally direct from reddit

Has caused some high profile aircraft crashes recently.

LAZY GIRL JOBS.
GIRLS THAT COULDN'T CARE LESS JOBS.

mfw that's true

The average american is 30 pounds heavier than me.

Absolutely

kek

Now now you can't just blame the pilots. It doesn't say if it was operator error. The blame could equally lie on the Mexican flight crew who can't understand the problems the pilots told their tranny boss who sent the problem down a few levels of the chain of command to the wrench monkeys

NICE ASS

It actually didn't fail so badly. Center of gravity is pretty far above the center of buoyancy but it didn't capsize because the bottom is effectively flat and wide so it was able to shift it's center of buoyancy and right itself.

and yet you are here.

the female experiment was a massive faux-pas to begin with

Nice feet.

very interesting

/thread

back to faceberg boomer

Kek

Good reminder Chang.

The last girl I dated hovered somewhere in the 180s.