The True Origins of Christianity

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The True Origins of Christianity

Christjewery was invented after the Bar Kokhba Revolt (132–136 CE) by a group of rabbis who were headed by rabbi named Akiva. Rabbi Akiva's students/scribes were Markianos of Alexandria aka Marcion of Sinope, Shimon bar Yochai, Aristo of Pella aka Luke the Evangelist, etc. His students had connections to the Alexandrian School in Egypt and were themselves students of Philo of Alexandria.

They took one of the Roman imperial cults at the time and infused proto-bolshavism and jew worship into it. The jewsus archetype was probably originally Julius Caesar.

This one psyop brought 2000 years of destruction to this planet and elevated jews, who were an inbred band of gypsy's and beggars before it, into divine status.

Christjewery was the greatest con ever!

Read Friedrich Nietzsche's On the Genealogy of Morality. Christjewery is a slave morality that turns weakness into a virtue and strength into a vice so that the weak can police the higher castes. It is a self-regulating population control system. This is why there's White SJW's even in South Africa trying to police the behavior of any dissenters, policing their behavior makes them morally and socially superior to heretics. Marxism is christjewery in secularized form.

Ethno-Nationalist Pagan communities like the type the Asatru Folk Assembly are creating is the best model for Europeans. Return to your roots!

Here' s a quick guide to polytheistic religions

Definitions

"Pagan" (Latin: pāgānus, 'rural') was supposed to be a slur that was invented by the catholic church to apply to every non-xtian religion but has since been reappropriated as a general term. Specific ethnic "Pagan" polytheistic religions are: Heathenry is Germanic Paganism ("Asatru" is one of the religions that fall under the Heathenry category). Fyrnsidu is Brittonic Paganism. Druidry is Celtic Paganism. Hellenism is Greek Paganism. Religio Romana is Roman Paganism. Rodnovery is Slavic Paganism. Romuva is Baltic Paganism, etc.

Cosmology

Some polytheistic religious followers see the polytheistic deities as sentient personal gods, others see them as allegorical personifications of natural forces (numen/animism) or as emanations or forms/symbolic representations of a particular quality or principle.

Atheism

Secular paganism is a new movement that is growing rapidly. Atheists join Pagan groups for a sense of community, social network, and connection to their ancestry. Many modern secular polytheistic Pagans are inspired by Carl Jung who combined psychoanalysis with Heathenry. The polytheistic deities = 'archetypes of the collective unconscious' to these Pagans.

Beliefs

In polytheistic religions, beliefs revolve around ancestor veneration and animism.

You nigger keep going further and further off the rails. Ever one of your kike tricks gets turned on its head and you have to just keep coming up with more outrageous lies

BTW for people who say that we lost all records of polytheism after the spread of christjewery: Hellenism survives in its original form and every polytheistic ancestral European religion is basically the same, the deities just have different regional names. For example, Dyaus Pita (Vedic), Zeus (Greek), Jupiter (Roman), Odin (Nordic), Wotan (German), Esus (Celtic), Wotanaz (Slavic), Ukko and Väinämöinen (Finnish), and so on are all derived from the Aryan allfather Dyeus Pter which translates to Sky Father. The name Zeus comes from the pronunciation of Dyeus, and Jupiter comes from the pronunciation of 'Dyeus Pter'. Wotan is derived from Proto-Germanic Wodanaz, which itself comes from the Proto-Indo-European root Dyeus. Odin comes from Old Norse and is related to the earlier Proto-Germanic Wodanaz.

...so who was the God socrates talked about

Your account is garbage, because a cynical group of conspirators couldn't possibly have come up with something as powerful and original and beautiful as the gospel. Nor could they have engineered the circumstances around the lives of John the Baptist and Jesus.
Nietzsche fails to ground his distinction between master and slave moralities. And there is nothing "inherently slavish" about being a Christian. In fact in many cases, the Christian is the one right to be wary of his own passions, while the pagan is slave to them.

Not your god yahweh who kikes ripped off from the canaanites.

Christjewery was the greatest con ever!

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Remember anons that one curious thing about christianity is that it has dominated the world for 2000 years, it has several anti-jewish statements in its holy book, the great majority of early Christians were White Romans and for most of its history it was White. Despite all that, why do kikes still exist?

You are brown and you worship a jew

it has several anti-jewish statements in its holy book

It really doesn't and that's why kikes have conned them for so long.

Obviously it's the people, not the religion in this case, that are the problem.

Using BCE/CE instead of BC/AD

Atheist/pagan detected.

Immediately after writing the Communist Manifesto Karl Marx wrote on The Jewish Question.

Any latent anti-jew comments were added by design to separate the jewishness of the religion and to repulse jews from converting.

Jew worshipper detected

Get a computer.

White people are literally the Israelites.
jews are literal nobodies, it is only you antichrist morons that insist on the talmudic jewish identity claim, this is all you people care about, proclaiming and protecting the jewish (talmudic) identity claim of those multi-racial liars.

I’m not Israelite though. I do not descend from dick cutting semites
I have one but I phonepost to piss off retards

You believe the Biblical creation story therefore you must be a Jew or worship Jews instead of God

This is why atheists/pagans lose almost every war

the jews claim to be the genocidal swindling baby rapist/murderers and foreskin stealers, you can't just let them do that!

Well jews do a lot better job of emulating yidsraelite behavior than Whites do. Maybe if you go rape some kids and steal some foreskins and maybe I'll recognize you as a real israelite.

he unironically believes the stories in genesis

Retard detected. Dinosaurs existed. The earth is not ~6000 years old. There was no worldwide flood that killed (almost) everything. Those are kike fairytales

Whites came from satan. That’s why you have the throne of satan.

ACKtheist

Oh my basedence

What the fuck are you trying to say, spic?

True but Odin is probably Mercury, not Jupiter.

Bible le fake and gay ok?!

Trust in the atheist/secular/hindu theories

This is why atheists and pagans almost always lose to God believers.

Your post is like reading the synopsis of some korean movie, where there are so many foreign names and places I just zone out.
Didnt read LOL

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sⲟyence

the earth is only ~6000 years old o algo

You believe Biblical creation account

You must be from Mexico

Ok hindu we get it you worship what Indian religions and secular colleges say about Earth.

Whites aren’t christian in 2025. Fake and gay religion

Biblical creation account isn't even original, it's a widely known fact that the bible/torah myths were stolen from Shumerian mythology.

Every last scholar, Christian, atheist, everyone except cheeto stained basement dwellers like you, consider at least half of Paul's letters genuine and dating to the 40s and 50s AD. You're a fucking retard.
(btw lol at you using CE, the most rabbinical thing around)

(((Paul's letters)))

Ah ok that makes sense then.

Invented by akiva

When akiva was just like all the other retarded pharisees and proclaimed bar cockbah the messiah

Being such an ignoramus u claim christianity didnt exist until after the failed bar cockbah rebellion even though barcockbah and his kike followers were already killing christians for not siding with them against rome

Tel aviv isnt sending their best

WE WUZ SEMITES N SHIT

Oy vey wouldnt u like to join our nice little movements where a quarter of the members are self professed lgbtqaifaggots? And dont worry about how no paganism ever addresses the jewish problem and we're trying to move u away from the one religion that calls us the synagogue of satan and children of the devil

If anyone charges me with boldness, I will in turn charge him with the utmost madness. For, tell me, is not the dwelling place of demons a place of impiety even if no god's statue stands there? Here the slayers of Christ gather together, here the cross is driven out, here God is blasphemed, here the Father is ignored, here the Son is outraged, here the grace of the Spirit is rejected. Does not greater harm come from this place since the Jews themselves are demons? In the pagan temple the impiety is naked and obvious; it would not be ease to deceive a man of sound and prudent mind or entice him to go there. But in the synagogue there are men who say they worship God and abhor idols, men who say they have prophets and pay them honor. But by their words they make ready an abundance of bait to catch in their nets the simpler souls who are so foolish as to be caught of guard.

(4) So the godlessness of the Jews and the pagans is on a par. But the Jews practice a deceit which is more dangerous. In their synagogue stands an invisible altar of deceit on which they sacrifice not sheep and calves but the souls of men.

Probably somewhat close to the truth. Even the shit christians (real ones, not pretend pol christians who think jesus was an aryan supersoldier raping jews in the ass while dual wielding ak47s) base most of their ideas about what christianity is on the words of paul, a jewish convert who basically pulled shit out of his ass to make up a bunch of rules to convince people to convert. He is the reason christians can eat pork, for example. Jesus never ate pork throughout his life and never said you can

GET BACK IN THE TRENCH

saul was not a convert, he was simply a jew, christianity is simply a sect of jewry.

Yeah, it's just two competing kinds of judaism really. Only disagreement is whether jesus is god

The only ukrainians not hiding from the draft officers much less wasting time posting on Anon Babble are the kikes who have their own exclusive villages and shit as seen in those vids going around, the smart kikes already have one foot out the door of israel and one in greater khazaria

Funny how they just brush off God kciking then out wherever they go every couple of decades almost like theyre in denial about being edomites.

Edom may say, “Though we have been crushed, we will rebuild the ruins.”

But this is what the Lord Almighty says: “They may build, but I will demolish. They will be called the Wicked Land, a people always under the wrath of the Lord.

When your last kings of the jews were all edomites that filled your priest and authority class with their edomite buddies but youre surely a pureblooded jew who can trace his lineage on the fathers side back to a specific tribe

Oh wait kikes cant because theyre all larping synagogue of satan members

worshipping a jew will fix the jewish problem

And dont worry about how no paganism ever addresses the jewish problem

That's a lie.
And christianity isn't addressing the jewish problem, it is a jewish problem.

I've never heard of a pagan boy rape scandal like the church seems to have a problem with.

synagogue of satan and children of the devil

NPC detected. You don't understand revelation. At all. And the children of the devil referred to a specific group of pharisees. Jewsus was friends with some of the other pharisees who believed in his divinity.

You mean white pagans aren't Christian. White pagans are crypto indian hindus, lmfao.
Jeet worshipper.

Your so called judaism wasnt even written down by your edomite pharisee "rabbi"s until round 400AD about as reliable as the golden plates of mormonism

Trust us bro moses told all this super secret interpretations and additional rules to us and we passed it all down orally perfectly for thousands of years bro moses wants u to lower goyim into wells to starve them to death sinlessly bro

Kikes not even once

mexican quotes video from indian about how white people being pagan is bad

Pottery

I didnt hear about it on the mainstream news so it doesnt happen

Peak npc kikedefender here

The torah was passed on orally even at the time of Jesus' life, he was literally renowned for having memorized a lot of it really well you stupid tranny

judaism

aka penis cutting moshiach worshiping cult, jesus claimed to be a cult leader of that death cult.

You believe Biblical creation so you must be from Mexico

Here we go again.

Jeets are leading Whites away from the Bible! Baste!

Thanks for confirming you're a jeet worshipper, lol.

noooo! You can’t just worship the European gods of your ancestors! You have to worship this foreskin obsessed god from the middle east!!!

ummmmmm akshually chud asatru do rape kids, I just don't have proof

No wonder you're a kike worshipper, youre brown and retarded.

Yes, if you weren't aware, the groups of people most likely to be christian are brown and mexicans are the most common kind of brown person and also most common type of christian in the USA. Genuinely, what color are your eyes?

Jewsus was friends with some of the other pharisees who believed in his divinity

Jewsus was a descendant of King David so they believed he had a claim to the throne since they didn't like pro-Roman government of Herod.

denounce the talmud, son of Satan.

Stupid kike raped so hard by his rabbis he cant tell the difference between the WRITTEN TORAH and the ORAL TRADITIONS

WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE GOD COMMANDED THEM TO WRITE IT ALL DOWN AND SOME PEOPLE WERE SO RELIGIOUS THEY WOULD MEMORIZE THE WRITTEN WORD

I WONDER IF MOSES AND GOD EVER WARNED THE KIKES NEVER TO ADD OR TAKE AWAY FROM THE TORAH HUH I WONDER WHAT THIS 3000 PAGE TALMUD LONGER THAN THE TORAH IS FOR? OH IT SAYS IN THE OVEN OF AKHNAI IN THE TALMUD KIKES OUTARGUED GOD? HOW ODD...

Jesus replied, “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? 4 For God said, ‘Honor your father and mother’[a] and ‘Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death.’[b] 5 But you say that if anyone declares that what might have been used to help their father or mother is ‘devoted to God,’ 6 they are not to ‘honor their father or mother’ with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition. 7 You hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you:

8
“‘These people honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
9
They worship me in vain;
their teachings are merely human rules.’[c]”

KIKES SO BUTTHURT THEYRE JUST PLAINLY DEFENDING THEIR KIKED UP BELIEFS NOW LUL

Kike nepotism, go figure.
You are brown.

The talmud is the commentary jews use to inform their interpretation of the torah and is where most of the bizarre things they believe in come from, yes. Lots of it is from the torah too though (what you jews known as christians call the "old testament")

Thank you for providing an example of jesus being a very smart jew and quoting the torah accurately, I guess? He literally names a jewish prophet in this verse LOL

God is from the middle east

What kind of retarded shit is this? He created Earth and existed before any of the retarded war and nonsense going on the in the mid east.

It's the truth, retard. You worship yahweh. YHWH. A minor god from the canaanite pantheon, stolen by kikes and labeled the one true god of the jews.

denounce the talmud, son of Satan.

Im not the op but ok:
I denounce the talmud, the torah and jewish pseudo-god Yehova, who I claim is nothing but an evil desert spirit.
Now its your time to do the same.

Yahweh and his human form (rabbi yeshua) were both created in the middle east. Not Europe.

Amusingly, the bible verse that this mexican quoted in mentions Isaiah, which literally translates to "yahweh is salvation" in hebrew

you worship yahweh, a baby foreskin devouring demon from the middle east.

And thanks for proving youre the synagogue of satan by proving kikes value the "interpretations" of the torah over the actual torah itself.

Oy vey we wrote this story into our torah about outarguing God over some bullshit oven being kosher or not

Oy vey we wrote in our talmud how Jesus Christ is boiling in excrement in hell for daring to btfo the pharisees

Synagogue of satan, by their fruits you shall know them.

“You stiff-necked people! Your hearts and ears are still uncircumcised. You are just like your ancestors: You always resist the Holy Spirit! 52 Was there ever a prophet your ancestors did not persecute? They even killed those who predicted the coming of the Righteous One. And now you have betrayed and murdered him— 53 you who have received the law that was given through angels but have not obeyed it.”

Teacher told us not to do this

Oy vey akshually teacher didnt specify what this was clearly enough so now Im gonna pilpul and loophole legalism my way into doing what I actually want

Demons the lot of u kikes

?? Did you not know that that is what the talmud is? Are you calling me jewish because I explained to you what the talmud is?

Your hearts and ears are still uncircumcised.

Jesus is criticizing them by saying they are not acting like good jews you illiterate mexican

He created Earth

Ok anon, lets say u are uneducated and take myths literally.
All cultures of the world have their own creation myths, why did you choose to believe jewish creation myth instead of myths of more advanced and interesting cultures?

These are almost all lgbt and leftists, they would’ve identified as new age before that designation died out

Yep and jewsus confirms he's yahweh.

noooooooooo kikes can't just interpret kike books about their fake kike god!

Lol triggered.

Lol same old Christcucks crying.

It’s not close to the truth, because historical accounts of christianity dates much earlier than 138

Those jews were no good

But their descendants that follow all the bullshit traditions Jesus criticized them for are good ... Somehow ok?

Retard that's not Jesus btfoing them there.

Knows enough to defend kikes on the talmud, doesnt even recognize stephen's speech to the sanhedrin

Real subtle my almonds are activating!

Here have some actual Jesus quote you can kvetch about

“We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.”

42 Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. 43 Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. 45 Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me!

New age religions are better than abrahamic religions, at least their followers are fine woth Magic practices. On the other hand, christians acknowledge the existence of magic but are prohibited to use it, because in the abrahamic religions magic is only allowed for jewish kabbalists.

Making up fanfiction about beating God is merely interpreting the torah oy vey

Slimy snakes

noooooooooo kikes can't just shit talk their own "god"

Sorry faggot, but yahweh isn't real see You are dumber and browner than dogshit.

Do you not realize they consider you to be making up fanfiction as well LOL youre just two groups of jews arguing over nuances

just two groups of jews arguing over nuances

Imagine all kinds of mental gymnastics christcuck white nationalists have to endure to avoid acknowledging this simple truth.

Judaea Contra Rome, Rome Contra Judaea by Evropa Soberana Origins of Christianity Chapter 1 of 3

bitchute.com/video/kL8OnNrs4W3p/

part 2

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part 3

old.bitchute.com/video/q8oLQAz88Pm0/

Jesus is Yahweh. He's not from the canaanite pantheon. Cringe.

Geoflag

Possibly sincere anon or well-proxied israeli jew or jeet scheming

Memeflag attacking either Christianity or National Socialism

Obviously disingenuous jew or jeet hiding their israeli IP

So if yahweh is a fake canaanite god why is jewsus claiming to be him?

How did Jesus know youd all be hiding in the nyc sewage system waiting for some fat ugly bastard to zombify?

This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20 Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. 21 But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.

Kikes will seethe and kvetch eternally. No amount of pilpul here will ever make people accept you as a valid continuation of the dead religion of judaism. Especially not when u shuckle to a "feminine aspect" of God and follow 3000 page babylonian talmud bullshittery sorry kikes we all know which way that leads!

Jannies saving their retarded christkike buddies from humiliation yet again. They chimped out hard early ITT, it was going to be ugly.

Jesus is Yahweh

You won't argue Yahweh was worshipped before Jesus was born?

He's not from the canaanite pantheon

He is. Jews weren't even monotheistic before they moved to Babylon, plenty of hints to that in the old testament from the very first page, together with archaelogical/source studies.

Jesus never said he's a canaanite lower case god. He's the Begotten Son of God the Father.

He said he's yahweh, idiot.

I know. Yahweh is not a canaanite god though. You're confused . Yahweh/Jehovah existed well before the canaanites

Yahweh is not a canaanite god

Lmao citation desperately needed.

They may have believed in Him but his origin is not from Canaan

no citation

The OT and a brain

the torah and a brain

These two are mutually exclusive.

noooo your archeological studies are wrong

your source studies and the whole historical scuence is wrong

why? Well they contradict one heavily-edited jewish book

also my brain says so

Interpretations can't be different from the same text

Low IQ detected

The Pacifying Effects of New Age Spirituality

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The text in question is the torah. It's fiction. You are a subwit.

OT is fake and gay

*Tips fedora*

the torah is heckin' valid, goy

*tips menorah*

Torah interpretation is every interpretation

k.

Nigger there's no "torah interpretation". The torah in its entirety is in your bible. That's all there is to it.

How do u cope with the fact that the ot/torah is heavily based on stolen Shumerian myths?
Also do you agree that Yahweh is from a polytheistic pantheon?

99% of people who go off the Torah do not believe Jesus is Yahweh. How do you not get this

Why are you posting pictures of yourself?

admits jews follow the torah

Thanks. They also believe yeshua wasn't divine at all, unless they're messianic jews. The truth doesn't hinge on people's feelings.

Reply again ITT to confirm you rape kids.

I never said Jews didn't have their own interpretation of the OT called the Torah. Wow you're dumb

their own interpretation

See once again, subwit.

You have no clue what I'm saying but ok

You're actually retarded. Jewsus has nothing to do with interpretations of the OT/torah. I don't know why you keep bringing it up. Jewsus is a NT figure, which means he's not in jewish canon, aside from a few mentions in the talmud. You can't have an interpretation of the torah where yeshua is yahweh because he is never introduced in the torah. Holy goddamn shit.

So you're just going to come out and admit that you're a pedophile? Weird flex but okay nigger boy

Thanks for confirming you rape kids! Don't go near a Chuck E. Cheese or you'll eat hollow points for free :^)

Holy fugging chit you are dumb

Jesus is a NT figure

No he's not and that's been my entire point you retard. He's OT too.

Jesus IS Yahweh/Jehovah. Jews do NOT believe that.

Lmao holy shit you're an actual nigger. If somebody read just the OT they would not know the name jesus or that he claimed to be yahweh. Please stop pretending you know anything about a single topic aside from eating your own shit.

Surely you can show the verse in the OT where a man named jesus says he's god.

If somebody read just the OT they would not know the name jesus or that he claimed to be yahweh

Pointless statement. Doesn't matter. It's still Jesus. That's all my point is. You are the dumb one.

It's still Jesus.

Pointless statement. Doesn't matter. Yahweh is a minor god from the canaanite pantheon. The fact that you don't question any of this whatsoever is frightening.

Jesus never claimed to be God. He said He is one with the Father and that He's doing the Fathers work. He states very clearly in the NT that He was there all along in the OT. Pic rel.

Jesus never claimed to be God

Wrong, he claimed to be yahweh specifically.

Jesus IS Yahweh/Jehovah. Jews do NOT believe that

From the fact that original judaism does not recognize Jesus, while christianity considers him to be Yahweh, it does not follow that christianity is a separate religion from judaism, since the roots of christianity are in judaism. To consider christianity as a separate religion from judaism is like if mormons claimed that all other christians are not christians because they do not recognize Joseph Smith.

states very clearly in the NT that He was there all along in the OT

lets just retconn the torah to include jewsus

Lmao.

Yahweh originated in the canaan pantheon

Here we go again back to the beginning of the convo. Re read please. Yahweh/Jehovah/Jesus (same being) existed before the Canaanites. I don't know how this is so hard to understand.

Why would jannies move this thread here? It's very political.

Yahweh is Jesus who is the Begotten Son. That is not the same as God the Father. You are confused.

Re read please

Why, you never provided any proof whatsoever that yahweh existed before the bronze age.

That is not the same as God the Father.

Yes it is, the trinity is schizophrenic contradictory retardation that christians can't even agree on.

Yahweh/Jehovah/Jesus (same being) existed before the Canaanites

Wrong.

The oldest mention of Yahweh was long held to be the Moabite Stone (also known as the Mesha Stele) erected by King Mesha of Moab to celebrate his victory over Israel in c. 840 BCE.

Canaanite religion or Syro-Canaanite religions refers to the myths, cults and ritual practices of people in the Levant during roughly the first three millennia BC.

The roots of Christianity is Judaism

Wrong. Jesus and Moses wrote Genesis before Judaism existed. John 5:46 the previous pic I posted. Jesus IS Yahweh and existed before Judaism. The resurrection was 2k years ago, yes, but Christianity technically started at the very beginning of creation. Both Jesus and God the Father are in Genesis (the Elohim). They are the creators. This is what was revealed to Joseph Smith in the 1800s in New York.

This is what was revealed to Joseph Smith in the 1800s in New York

There's no fucking way you're not a troll.

the bible is true because this is what the bible says

unironically believing yahwe created the universe

You should educate yourself, I suggest starting with reading some history and non-jewish mythology.

You are wrong. I've studied more than you. Yahweh IS the creator of Earth. Thus existed before the Canaanites.

Cope. This is exactly the reason why God and Jesus visited Joseph Smith. To clear this confusion.

I love history especially the 6k years of human history on Earth. It's quite interesting.

I've studied more than you

In that case you should use some sources that aren't the bible?

Yahweh IS the creator of Earth.

What makes you believe that?

Lol this is a great character you're playing.

There's a possibility he isn't playing a character, Ive met unironical christians with similar belief system.

What makes you believe that?

Lord Jesus Christ said so himself. John 5:46. He's claiming to be the Creator. Is He lying? This is why people tried killing him well before the actual crucifixion people thought he was a lying schizo.

don-don-don-don-don

youtu.be/RaRsv1xNT3A?si=k42wwsi13PwxtRBT

Read the Bible in its original text and the BoM. It's clearly telling us God the Father and Jesus Christ are the creators of Earth and Adam and Eve.

You forgot don-don-don-don-don

Based.
I'm very thankful for the latest prophet Joseph Smith. I'm no longer confused about the Bible.

I don't even know what the fuck he wouls be if he believed this rubbish because JWs don't believe jesus is god and Mormons don't believe jesus wrote the bible.

Watch the Book of Mormon musical play ;)

We believe Jesus wrote Genesis. He told Moses what to write down.
Again, see John 5:46 here