Men owe me hugs and kisses

Bottom behavior lol

too many watermarks

destiny is for the weak

i'm so tired

I'll give you all the hugs and kissed you want if
you. just. let. me. sniffffffffff.

go to eep your tiredness is making you extra gay

no hugs for you not sorry

this is a normal amount of gay i think

i diagnose you with chronic extra gay then

Fine ungrateful boy. I'll make sure to never be nice to you again. Faggot.

it is terminal i will die now thank you
you posted HOMOSEXUAL PORNOGRAPHY in my PG13 thread

You wouldn't know homosexual pornography if it bent you backwards and fucked your ass. Faggot ass fucking bitch fuck nigger.

i don't think you can get f*cked in the *ss if you're bending over backwards don't you have to bend the other way or something

Bitch I will show you don't test me. I am not the one to be fucked with.

that reminds me i've been trying to stretch more recently i need to get more flexible until i can do a wheel pose

Normie detected

i need to find the panel of hooni doing the crab pose but jewgle just wants to show me hooni foot fetish pics and ai

Oh yeah you think you're hot shit all smart and observant and shit huh do you? Shut the fuck up before you get kissed on your faggot mouth.

do this, but over my face

i was asking a perfectly reasonable question there's no need to be rude

i thought you were pitsniffanon at first when i lost track of replies please take offense

i thought you were pitsniffanon

im right here nigga

i just found pictures of seafood i don't know what you were searching for .......
i look like this but i will never, ever, EVER do this

I will wrap my arm around your birdy femboy neck and pull you back until your spinal column is at its absolute limit to impale you on my gigantic cock. Shut the fuck up. Faggot. Faggot. Nigger. Faggot.
I take offense to that. Pete Sniffler is a whole other can of beans. I have love for Mycroft. Pete only has lustrous thoughts and carnal desires. I want to eat pizza with Mycroft and listen to obscure albums. Mr. Sniffler only wants to sniff his pitts and pump his boiass.

i look like this but i will never, ever, EVER do this

so you're the kind of bottom that doesnt like their dick touched?

i'm the kind of bottom that doesn't like being touched

i want to be hugged and kiss but without touch

sounds impossible
silly bottom, no wonder you cant get what you want

i will exchange hugs and kisses for fancy tea and tofu dishes

Wrap him in a comfy blanket first then you're not touching him but the blanket. Easy.

there is either a panel from suicide boy or separate drawing in which hooni is doing the crab pose. it was a d*scord emote called :hoonicrab:. it's somewhere out there...

i will send you mapo tofu and baihao yinzhen please send me one hug in return
tsmt

Sniffler is a whole other can of beans

I can down a can of beans and force you to inhale the aroma that follows

I know what the croft wants. I have a doctorate in applied Mycroftology.

force you

Good luck

ripping away mycroft's protective blanket so i can prod him with my sloppy sausage and drag snail trails of precum up and down his back

i find these terms...
most agreeable..

:hoonicrab:
i deleted all my discords sorry
i don't think i'd ever use it again it's a terrible service

i'm a vegetarian i don't eat sausage
i haven't made mapo tofu recently because i'm too lazy to grind the peppercorns ..........

Shut the hell up

i'm a vegetarian i don't eat sausage

i didnt say 'eat', i'd just turn your back into a slip n slide

Shut the hell up

This one asian/hispanic (whatever the hell he was) say its a gift since i precum so much i dont need lube

why is it always something disgusting and never romantically making love or whatever idk

Would you like to have a picnic in the park and feed the ducks with me?

Because faggots don't seem to want to do romantic stuff. They think 'cuddling' is too intimate but sex is fine; its so backwards.

I was bullied by a guy i liked because i wanted to go on cute dates but didnt want to just fuck him and be done with it

same but i later made one for joining servers when i need to get stuff from them becus modern internet
i think you just attract like kind sorry

i hate the internet

You're not a good example. You put your degeneracy to the forefront of your personality. You're little more than a caricature of a faggot. Of course you're gonna walk into the worst the world has to offer when you're on grindr showcasing that the only thing you give value to about yourself is that you have sex with men.
You're like a 2d amalgamation of what heteros think gay people are. It's sickening to put it lightly.

You put your degeneracy to the forefront of your personality

only online as a form of shitposting

It's sickening to put it lightly

so you took the bait

Iwasmerelypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

well, im actually retarded, but im not hypersexual irl

i have an electric peppermill bc nerve damage
it's very convenient

never romantically making love

or strictly platonic snuggling

state mandated snuggling for morale purposes

tsmt

strictly platonic snuggling

i have a cuddlebuddy a snuggle with. Most sexual thing we do is beat off after getting horny from cuddling