We’re supposed to believe this shit just formed naturally?

You think a god so incompetent that he accidently made man with foreskins could design that?

It was formed from space gas goy don't ask questions

My foreskin is so comfy, it's like a nice warm sweater.
It's so nice and clean and good and there are no problems with it at all and girls love it.
I'm so happy God gave me good parents that didn't slice my dick at the most vulnerable time of my life.

You have to brush your teeth with a specific tool using chemicals synthesized in an industrial factory multiple times a day or else you need extremely specialized regular surgeries to prevent constant excruciating tooth aches and your teeth falling out.

It's because of modern diet though - SUGAR and acids (oranges, apples)

Open it up and it's just full of goo

Not if you eat properly.
I know a French guy that never brushes his teeth and his teeth and breath are fine.

Yes
Everything is possible after millions/billions of years

You need to get on the Tartarian diet.