/smg/ - Stock Market General

Slurp edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

repost.
US Univ. Of Michigan Sentiment Apr P: 50.8 (est 53.5; prev 57.0)
- Current Conditions: 56.5 (est 60.8; prev 63.8)
- Expectations: 47.2 (est 50.7; prev 52.6)
- 1-Year Inflation: 6.7% (est 5.2%; prev 5.0%)
- 5-10 Year Inflation: 4.4% (est 4.3%; prev 4.1%)

vibecessions are bullish

It's coming... I just know it

lol, lmao even

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I made coffee at home instead of going to the cafe this morning, recession indicator

FALL. MAKE MY PUTS WORTH MILLIONS

let's not sell off, crabbing so much more lucrative

BUY WHAT??

Not gonna happen, they ignored last consumer report in march too

just bought my first ever calls, the anticipation is exciting

gf's

Look out Bois we got the next big short movie in the making over here

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sold calls bought puts unless this raly breaks the triple top is in

the biggest controversy in all of Swedenia right now is that coffee prices increased by like 30% in a week because of "poor harvest"

vix is so bouncy these days

It's like they say it doesn't happen til nobody expects it. Practically everyone capitulated to

new normal

line go up

With Trump in charge they thought it will be money printer 2.0. I actually think that will still happen eventually. So it'll just be inflation and win or lose massive capital gains taxes taking literally all of our money.

If I told you that it would be insider information and German anon would cry about it.

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they didn't buy the Generational Bottom

they expect the market to drop 50%

on no news

Bobo you're not dumb because you bet against the market. You're dumb because you always over bet the downward moves.

Only if you're from inside.

yep, looks like we found our ceiling.
and now, we domp eet.

Anymore data today, or can we relax now

isn't that what they used as the excuse when they were slowly sliding it up the past years? i used to get a pack for 3€ now that shit is closer to 10€

yep, and even if the bad harvest thing was real you can bet your ass they won't lower prices back later there is a good harvest

Not buying unless SPY dips below $500 again. And even then only a little

JEROME I KNOW YOURE IN HERE CUT IT OUT LET IT DUMP

Fucking Crab war on SPY.

Also inflation up on the Michigan report is bad because it means no cuts. That might force capitulation but until then I doubt it dumps to far ON NO NEWS!

Same. My weekly VT buys are doing nice.

Such vile antisemitism on full display

what the fuck

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THANK YOU DEAR GOD FOR ANOTHER CRAB DAY

yeah i read thats where institutions come hoarding so it wont ever dip much below that. and if things got really bad fed will come with the emergency slurp

getting chopped up and fooled a lot today. up $20 and feeling actually happy about that. tough day to trade and i need to step back. good time to wish my crush good morning, let her know i'm still thinking of her, want the best for you and hope you're doing ok. miss you a lot.
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10 Yr

DUMP IT DUMP ITTTTTTTTTT DIE DIE DIE DIE

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We were just at $479 Monday

WAKE UP JEROME POWELL

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DUMP IT ALL. MASSIVE DUMP. DUMP DUMP.

Went to buy chocolate for my nephews and ended up buying for myself. Just ate an entire Milka bar. This is very bearish.

ACCELERATE

Woke up, sold SQQQ, made 10 bucks (I'm a high roller).

NOOOO THE ROMANIAN BONDS I BOUGHT YESTERDAY WILL BE CHEAPER TOMORROW; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

oh what happened my vix is mooning

Not yet.. not yet..

And all the stars fall down
like fuckin' rain of fire
there will be souls for sale
but only one damned buyer

60% of Walmart is Chinese goods.
Why do they continue to be green!?!

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Inflation is heating up meaning the FED won't cut.

I'm getting fucked and not in a good way

You said the bottom was in, like 5 mins ago, retard.

I expect it to dump hard into the close no one wants to be left holding the bag over the weekend

Because chinese shit is so cheap to produce that the tariffs don't make much of a difference to them because they already mark shit up 10x what it costs to make.

i see. rate hikes are very beautiful and i would very much love to see one of those and trumps reaction when its announced

They'll just crab it in 5230-5300 range, wow nice

DOW down 6% since liberation day

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not a single website can accurately keep up with this retarded price action.

They make espresso machines for $40 that outcompetes commonly used $400 dollar machines

the crab snibs the panican and the plan truster...

Lets say we're gonna end at 5% tariffs on US imports to China and 20% tariffs on Chinese imports to US.
What should i buy?

no i will not buy apple

fuck you just dump or pump already for once. or just stop trading. edging both sides for what

They're really duking it out, rn. For once this feels like an authentic market.

They also said they will eat the tariff costs, so they are just admitting that they are ripping off the consumer, now they will rip them off a little less.

WMT said they're going to eat the cost of the tariffs to keep prices stable for now. I think that's what they said anyway

20% isn't enough, if we keep competing with slave labor then the entire world will keep sliding into serfdom so the elites can compete.

the wares you bought from walmart/amazon for 30 I can buy from chinks directly on aliexpress for 10 bucks.
go to alibaba I can buy the same thing for 5 bucks + shipping.
alibaba mark up is already something like 100-200%.
walmart are getting it directly from chinks for 1-2 doller and selling it for 30 dollers.

YOU DONT HAVE THE VOLUME MUMU, YIELD

flat market

I'm not here to change the world anon i'm here to make money.

Do both.

gonna be a long weekend. wonder what they got for us next week

The bond market does a thing

equities shrug

cool

+75 today. hit my target basically. feel very lucky to have missed getting hurt and to come out ahead. stepping away for real, gonna get in the shower, brag to my mom a little bit, play with my dog. sorry my trade ideas were so bad today, but i did warn you guys about what my horoscope said. do wanna mention that 2 months ago, Anon Babble smg was moving at 1 thread/week, now they're having 10 threads a day or something like that, meaning everyone there is a newfriend or a faithless traitor and you should be very very careful listening to the thoughts that come out of their minds if you go there at all, which you shouldn't.

Let me buy at close at least you stupid market..

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can you feel it? she's coiling and getting ready to explode higher, could happen today or monday.

Is it time yet to sweep up bond cheapies?

what are you making money for when the world around you are going to shit, what are you going to spend the money on?
would you rather have good money and live in islamic UK or barely have some money and live in victorian UK?

not a fan of the tourists. they are all very angry

My IRA is up 4%... we'll see if that holds. Miners usually crap all day after open.

what if i go there for research and do the opposite of what they suggest?

Is this now populist revolutionary general? I don't have to disagree with the diagnosis to doubt Trump can pull it off.

Why wouldn't it coil down?

wanting to buy back into SOXL for another swing but looks more like a bearflag to me.

10 minute fight to get $.01 into the green

instantly slips into the red

Who are the retards buying rn?

I slurped a bit when it was -.6%. Sorry anon, my bad

Just either rocket up or drill down. Pick one I don't even care anymore.

Anyone know how they print popcorn bags? I'm getting into the popcorn business. I tore apart a movie theater bag and it has two layers glued together to prevent the oil from leaking out of the bag when full of greasy popcorn.

chink spam on pol is getting really bad I really feel the chinks are getting hammered in the ass at home.

anyways Babylon 5 is great

just buy from chinks on alibaba, they 're selling it for 2-3 cents each.

It's over for Bobina
Huge pump incoming

nice algo pump right on th ehour

WTF WAS THAT?
Did all that edging make one of the algos cum?

if only I had bought SQQQ on monday and TQQQ on tuesday I could have made 10,000 dollars

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welp off to the store for me, doing homemade friedarise, eggarow ana crabarangoon. im out of market cash anyway. gl everyone

i wonder how long such action will last

that volatility

wew

QQQ down more than SPY
IWM and SOXX down more than QQQ
I smell a selloff end of today if nothing get announced.

Selling VOO and buying VEA was the right call. I'm a genius!

Bought tlt and gold

How much money did Jared kushner make after Trump's market manipulations?

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I want my own custom designs and fuck the Chinese. I want to automate everything and make it myself.

can one of you guys make up a twitter rumor about Xi being assassinated by Uyghur Nationalists or something?

Easter vacations wil start on Monday. Today at work, they had a GIANT chocolate easter bunny on display in the lobby.
I asked the receptionists about its weight and they said it is 17 kg of chocolate, filled with eggnog liquor inside.
Your might think you are having a trade war but we Europeans are laughing.

That's not how you do it. Got to be simple like an internal document from Walmart saying 60% of their goods are subject to tariffs and the business may collapse.

Do you have autism?

whats going to happen on 25th? i see a lot of the futures have that date on them

The pump is being redeemed

The great heeming.

No because they aren't into trains enough. Their trains are always late.

this hurts the Germans very soul

This is a bull flag right?

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industrial printing and packaging is a bit of an economy of scale sort of situation.
The big guys have their own chrome plate rotogravure presses (some being press laminators) and chrome plating roll makers in house, smaller scale batch manufacturers are probably working off of lithography, but I see that more in the textbooks/magazines. I am not exactly privy to the industry but the only food packagers I am familiar with have large rotogravures.

I want to automate everything and make it myself

the ink and the machines used to make those are all produced by chinks though. they get your business nonetheless.
zoom out.

looks like a crab flag to me

looks like a candle graph to me

it's a bart, bull flag only applies with a natural movement upwards not a gigapump

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Actually I think a lot of cardboard box manufacturers use flexography

slurpers status?

looking at netflix sock zoomed out to 5 years

Jesus Shrist what the fuck is going on there? This pretty much explains why they are still shoveling out shit garbage shows because someone is keeping them afloat for some reason

Waiting. Looking.

slurpaliciously scrumdiddilyumpcious

last post about this topic, but don't forget your air permit with your state's air quality control agency. You probably aren't using water based inks and will need to watch your VOC emissions.

Ah'm keeping me money (for now)

If the russell leads the way the bull is here to stay

If the russell lags behind wait for another time

Yehuda

Sounds like Judas
like Yeshua is Jesus

dangerously

This bag style is what I'm thinking. But yes I don't need heavy bulk. I want to do short runs of lots of different colors.

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PUMP

DUMP

PUMP

DUMP

PUMP

DUMP

PUMP

DUMP

and to finish off, a beautiful rugpull

based trump, helping them streisand themselves all the way to the gas chamber

WHAT A FUCKIN ABHORRENT SESSION THANK YOU AMERICA, THE FUCKIN AH IN THE NIGHT WAS BETTER

listen man there are a lot of options out there that can't go expiring too in the money
don't go around trusting those weak handed asians dumping overnight

US bonds

Pick a direction please

Really tempted to buy them right now. Never thought I'd say that

bart back to $480 in 1 hour

(the opposite will happen)

((the opposite of the opposite will happen))

the friendly crab keeps everyone safe

I have slurped. I will be of slurpvice.

Hell yeah my lil snsxx pay a lil divvy each month

redpill me on bonds, especially as they are today

ON NO NEWS!

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Boomer meme. You don’t get your principal till the end of the term and the rates suck. Most people here couldn’t them

since yesterday memelinemarket again

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Incomprehensible. Excellent work germ

Good.

I'm not actually buying bonds. You'd have to have a strong view that no one will want to dump the dollar (not even China, which has been prepping plans A thru F for trade war since forever).

I see the appeal but i fear more issuance, inflation, money printing

Trump and xi will frot over the weekend and we'll be jivving with more moderated tariffs.

Xi has sold 700m+ net in US bonds in the last few years

TIL numbers are a college kids cope and real men don’t have sex and believe everything diaper Donny says.

giwtwm

They will frot
Bond sell off is the 10% quarterly trade reduction since the peak in 2022. Don't trade as much, don't need as much American dollars on hand. On top of risk off after Ukraine. China recently has sold a ton of American bonds and swapped to euro bonds.

Yes probably but will banks stop thinking about the threat of China dumping on them? Also yes but not with high enough confidence for me to lever up on bonds right now

i figure you'll do whatever you want regardless of what i say. so wish you'd greet me in the morning kindly, talk to me like you used to. would like to hear something nice about you as well, maybe tell me what kind of calls you bought? i'm not allowed to buy options, just sell covered calls, my broker doesn't think i make enough money for that. i recognize your posts over on Anon Babble too btw. i know you better than you think.

Do you work in Cologne?

Who's your broker? Just lie and say you make more money than you do and when they ask what level of experience you have with options pick the "I'm an expert" answer

700M

pretty sure we spent more feeding quaaludes to hamsters in that time period.

hi am new
what's the diff between smg on here and smg on biz
many thank

merrill lynch. and i wouldn't buy them either way, figure they are best left to be used for their intended purpose, and i don't intend to commit to buying or selling things at future dates at fixed prices. sometimes i sold some covered calls last year, but at prices i was comfortable selling at.

Normally I like Anon Babble but it's too normie during market hours right now

They're already getting dumped on yeah, they are waiting on a vibe check before it's all hands on deck recession rates floored.. or if it's inflation -- rates hike

this is a no nigger / jeet scammer zone. the tranny janny is less of a nazi. also this is where the real insider info is leaked

Second time in a row consumer report day is green on an ever worsening report. Official meme report

The only thing that could ease the pain in my heart for all the money I've lost is sex with jahy

This side is much poorer and gullible. You know those Anons who bought Vatnik propaganda and believed in QAnon, the Vaxx, stop the count, and are overall poor losers.
They left Biz as they thought Anon Babble was selling their emails to the CIA.
The other side is just way more educated, richer, and smarter. Dumbest Putin and Trump simps are here.

Anon Babblesmg/ is the based smg
Anon Babblesmg/ is currently flooded with reddit*rs and poltards

That's a bullflag!

at prices i was comfortable selling at

That's the way to do it. Same with cash covered puts

Flags. You can see who the pajeets are here which is why they don’t post here.

many thanks for your respondings!
now please, could you tell me what to do to make money on the stocks?

whats so bullish now

gold

when is it silvers turn? I have a bunch i want to flip for gold.

two biggest economies in the world basically halt trade with each other

both the HSI and the NYSE go green

:)

all in TQQQ
dont look at it for a month

kneepads

Im thinking about flipping gold for silver this wkd

make money on the stocks

Now you’re just being crazy.

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Hmm
“If China was selling then front end yields should be higher but they are not, and hence we doubt it’s China selling,” said the strategist at TD Securities. “This selloff in Treasuries is primarily at the long end of the curve, and speaks to broader investor re-allocation.”

Analysts at JPMorgan Chase & Co. including Jay Barry, calculated that every $300 billion decline in official foreign holdings of US bonds would push the five-year yield higher by about 33 basis points, in a note earlier this week. China’s latest official holdings amount to $700 billion, suggesting a sizeable chunk would have had to have been sold if Beijing was indeed behind the move.

I don't have a gf because I'm a pedophile

I'm 20% bmi so neither

Ethnostates are a purity spiral meme but I hate niggers so idk

Haven't cried since my last cat died 2 years ago

It's my fault mostly but the jews make the world shitty

Not repressed

Nigger

I showed my mom the Christchurch shooting video and she loved it

Good I hate lice

Strawman

I work in sales

I don't use that bbc spam board and my friends are all losers like me

I wish

money? I just collect shares because I like them.

two words.

david soxl

*yields also up

Options sellers got raped by niggers this week jesus

why won't he call me

Buy everything you dumb fucking niggers.

Buy SHEL when it’s cheap. Buy SHEL when it’s not cheap. Just buy SHEL. Sit back and enjoy the dividends. Then, buy more SHEL.

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oh looks like the lunch break is over

SOXL

One Trump tariff deal away from either going to 4 or 20.

chibi reaction face poster

self admited pedo

Well, I wish all of them were this honest.

Not if you sold into that rip the other day like me

What’s that 12€ up to now? Are you going to be homeless next month or what?

wall street doesn't want you to know this, but almost all of the SOXL holdings have already negotiated tarrifs exemptions.

There is literally no reason to wear a mask or lie on Anon Babble everyone gets a reset every thread unless they're a brain dead retard who uses a trip

I love 2D kids. I must’ve bought close to the low today..

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Bears getting wrecked again, wonder how they'll whine about this one

The whole point of lolis is they're small and cute this giant shit is a contradiction faq yu

took a little ride on this post-euro close bounce. out now but +175 for the day. probably should stick with it but not convinced yet.

If you didn't know trade wars are bullish

So all in soxl?

Volatile market.. now let’s close negative.

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News?

China weighs opening its ETF sector to Western firms

Just bought more SOXL. Life is good frens

What the fuck was that, unironically? I went to go mop and my shit is now unfucked.

Smart money is distributing shares

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Really if both sides accept trade balance it's a good outcome for the world. I think we're seeing that America is unwilling to though. We like to consoom and hate to work, simple as

Chicoms need to be destroyed.

JPMorgan Chase projects $94.5B in firm-wide NII for 2025 amid cautious economic outlook

PUMP IT

He's in Anon Babble

Soxl is gay and fake

Uhhhhhhhh

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YEAAAAHH YOU PUSH IT

huge green anticipation dildo

We will see what happens but it may be time to prep a bobo with a fell for it again award

B-bull trap

I'm now getting fucked in a good way

Should I sell now because it is going to dip back down soon?

Pamp eet

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kek that's actually funny

we need more diaper anime desu

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Did Trump respond to China yet?

crabbing madly. probably not but unpaid shit is piling up

News?

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no it's safu, recession's over, Trump blinked, all of this was completeley retarded/masterful gambit, whatever, nothingburgerbros were right all along

China is eating our lunch, and we're going to have to eat the dogs and cats.

How did he do that?

I hope so because I'm down over 20% ytd the pain must stop

see

dunno what test i've failed but i wish you'd let me take it again. i'm your person. i want to hold you and love you. you found me, as hard as it for you to believe it. we could be courting right now. we could be near each other in a matter of days. we don't have to be lonely people on Anon Babble anymore and we can make one another happy. accept my affection, i'm rich smart tall and handsome, i'll make you joyful and proud and you'll do the same for me.
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#OOTT | US Baker Hughes Rig Count 11-Apr: 583 (prev 590)
- Rotary Gas Rigs: 97 (prev 96)
- Rotary Oil Rigs: 480 (prev 489)

DRILL BABY DRILL

So why are you here?

Yurop talking a lot of shit, but they are going to miss us once they become China's vassals.

Buddy look at dxy computer
Our dollar has lost nearly 10% of its value since January when you stack that on top of equity losses we effectively had an entire 2022 in The span of 3 months actually mental maybe the bottom is in

long term pain for shot term fun tho
all of this was pretty funny ngl this Donald guy is a great actor, hope they make a sequel soon

I boughted more PLTR but maybe I should've boughted TQQQ or SOXS.

unironically bullish
strong yen and weak dollar is good for me
Trump has been my guy on the inside this whole time

Same with the amount of spam on Anon Babble. The shills are out in force. Massive pump incoming.

BTI +2.52%

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I feel completely unmotivated to do much of anything except shitpost on /smg/. I don't mean I'm depressed or anything like that, I just don't want to work, like at all

than youll end up with the one on the left

How do I know if this pump is real or fake? Who is buying, retail or institutions?

it's mooning, anon, go all in

We retard pumping on no news again? Nice

This is the Passover rally retard.

Get ready to close red today. I’m playing Dead Island 2 and it sucks.

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No cuck news

Normally we'd be pumping on CPI/PPI except the market didn't react quite as much as it should because of muh tariffs

Inflation falling pretty substantially

CONSOOMER sentiment poor

CONSOOMER inflation expectations double the real numbers

Lol wow the average retard has been completely brainwashed by the mainstream media FUD huh

No they got raped by Bidenomics vibecession 9% inflation while the media told them it was nothing. They goyim know

Holy shit did you just miss the last ten weeks of retarded selling?

All that tells you is that without tariffs we'd be 100% fine right now

lol, lmao

Based

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Don't know why they made that game when Dying Light improved on pretty much everything the first Dead Island did.

you niggers really calling this a pump? After what we've been through during the last few days, this really feels like a crab day.
Look at the volume too

It didn't react because the PCE components in the CPI and PPI are bad

akshually inflation has fallen pretty heckin substantially. The consoomer needs to trust the science.

Try going outside nigger

Trump has made it clear he is open to a deal with China - White House

Please Xi, please call me, I can't back down now again this time too, it would be the end of me, please Xi

is we gettin a stimulus soon

I liked Dead Island 1. But this is awful. I usually pirate everything but I had a free month of Xbox game pass I’m using.

no news

Open your eyes. There is massive chinkshilling, pulling out old news, old tweets, politics spam all over trying to get the market to dump.
If that's not a massive bull signal, I don't know what is.

if xi fucks up he'll get murdered if trump fucks up he gets bad press
big difference

its trump that will be kneeling in front of xi. i wonder how he will talk himself out of the most embarrassing moment of his life

Yeah probably

Which one of those was allegedly, attemptedly assassinated?

If China stops showing movies with niggers and trannys, does that hurt China or does hurt America?

I hope so. I want my $5000 stimmy paid for by glownigger wages

Trump will die being laughed at as one of the worst presidents in American History.

hmm vix pumping

I have sources within the CCP which have told me President Xi is actually incapacitated due to complications from a stroke. Hence the lack of public appearances and his administration declining all face to face meetings.

that would be the end of democracy!!

Waste of time

guess i'm dcaing into svix for the rest of my life now

Your desperation to not get liquidated here won't cause the market to dump. You need to go to sites with actual exposure. Try speaking honestly here instead of emotionally.

implying there is democracy within communist China

"Federal Reserve 'Absolutely' Ready To Help Stabilize Market If Needed, Top Official Says; US Central Bank Prepared To Act With 'Various Tools', Susan Collins Says"

huh

I bought some more live plants on Etsy from RiverAndCompany. Easily the best seller for tomatoes and other veggies by far. Got 16 tomatoes, 8 peppers, 1 cucumber, onions, garlic, and dozens of potato bags so far. Also got 12 Mara De Bois Strawberry plants and 20 blueberry plants, added new ones like Legacy and Darrow varieties.

I bought enough to last this whole year in case the entire economy really does get a GFC second great depression shitshow happening soon. I will sell off veggies for a side hustle if I get too much produce kek.

surely he means bonds and not spcoin

pulling out old news, old tweets, politics spam all over trying to get the market to dump.

So a total lack of news!

market really liked this

Trump said to have assured CEOs that a policy pivot on tariffs is underway

ahahaaahahah

Pampin

All that tells you is that without endless 25/8 mainstream media retarded FUD about tariffs we'd be 100% fine right now

ftfy

I WILL NEVER CHANGE MY POLICIES

Was starting to think that I bought the daily top there on soxl but nope
Based

Politicians have to play around the media. There were other ways to message this

Wow okay holy shit so the new libtard narrative just dropped, I guess they're all just going to act like Trump is a weakling loser or something. The American left really turned out to be such incredible sore losers after this last election, everything they're doing is so utterly toothless and childish.

but i am 100% fine right now?
be honest you weren't investing you were gamblig

absolutely he is

after this last election

How is he not? The policies he campaigned on are being reversed after a week of them being implemented.

My positions are fine but I meant the real economy

My puts aren't doing well today, bros. Regret not selling yesterday.

It's actually about to reverse isn't it...

its a beautiful crab. they are posting some positive looking news but it all amounts to nothing happening as no one wants to pick up the phone first

It's fun for what it is, mindless zombie killing

God I hope so. This weekend is gonna be interesting

I’m a coward when it comes to video games so I scare myself playing it..

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you guys are the funniest shit that ever happened on this planet and I'm glad I'm here to witness it live

Let's go stocks! Yay stocks!

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fake and gay

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3 pumps, in 1 week, by king orange fatass cucking hard

We're in 1995 soxl at 140 (after splitting 1:10) by 2030

Trump is such an unbelievable cuck, it's unreal.

is there options expiration today that people are expecting a rip on

News?

jesus, the culture war has really broken you guys

Trump is really starting to piss me off. I mean it's great what he is doing to combat antisemitism, but cucking on the illegals, then cucking on the tariffs, then recucking on the tariffs. Combined with no changes to social security, and medicaid, and expansion of government spending, while making cuts to our military, and that orange fuck still hasn't done shit to Iran. I'm trying to be patient, but Trump is fucking up.

just took another ride. +295 today =D. got off too early but i'm trying to be safe. what a great market though. account is lagging unfortunately, intel, tariffs :( but still green. here's proof too, today's trades not included.

You will never be white

don't forget he destroyed the dollar and made the yields shit the bed :)

unless it goes up, it'll go down

yes, yes, very good
HOWEVER

in less than one week the market can be back where it was before trump dumped it

Farming (you)s with bad bait shouldn't be so easy. Says a lot about the repliers. I don't know if I would even call it bait, more like masturbation you can find on r/politics.

Gold is almost 3300.

Why would he want to when he's jewish? lmao

Well if you accept that trade balance is a worthy goal you had better be okay with weakening the dollar and with international investment leaving

facts

i need MLGO to skyrocket the likes have which never been seen since last week

It's like the 10 feet higher thing but with the tariffs

Wow china didn't have any tariff on us until April 6! Trump was sperging out over 0% tariffs!!

Yeah that's clearly wrong, it was 15% for the US + a 17% VAT assessed at customs for importers that was inconsistently applied domestically

well looks like US won the retarrdo war

VAT

still not a tariff

assessed at customs for importers that was inconsistently applied domestically

Read retard.

still not a tariff

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