Its Monday night time to get drunk

Its Monday night time to get drunk

monday night time to drink peppermint tea and go to bed early

You've got Mondays schedule mixed up with Wednesday. Please check your calendar again and make the appropriate adjustments.

bed time grumpy

And what if I don't? Are you going to break my back over your knee?

no, i'll just shut off your internet

Me or you? I'm not going to bed while the sun is up.

But.. You'll never see me again if I have no internet...

and this is ultimately desired by the collective

i love my anti rape blanket

A shame you can't always get what you want. We'll be seeing each other again whether you like it or not.

Results may vary

Are you okay? You've seemed extra sad recently. I am worried about (You)
kanpai~

as an individual, i do not matter. i am simply apart of the collective which is represented as Anonymous. there was many before me, as there will be many after me.

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Basically none of the "anons" on this board are really anon. The board doesn't have enough users to blend into the masses. I can recognize you pretty easily already.

you will see me in many others, the Anonymous collective. i'm only as special as a spec of dust.

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Stop doomermaxxing
You're not a speck of dust
Take your meds and listen to some happycore
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF0REo8UQrs

happi happi days...
you know, the people who make happi music says it keeps the sad away

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Music is the gateway to the soul; it can heavily influence your mood. Hopefully it can brainwash you into feeling better too. You're a good speck that deserve to be happi

Strawberry + lemon margarita for me

miso soup time...

i will work hard for what i believe in, what i dream for, and therein, i will find fulfillment.

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And just what is that exactly? All I want is a peaceful life in my hermit shack. Maybe a waif (male?), too, to keep me company.

to make happi happi music to cheer up lonely people, the same way it cheered me up when i was most lonely. you seem to already have a harem of men waiting for you, so your dream is likely within reach.

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Oh you make music? I'd enjoy hearing your happycore.

you seem to already have a harem of men waiting for you, so your dream is likely within reach.

I've only ever loved one person and they told me to kill myself the last time we spoke. Its not as close as you think.

you will learn to love again, Sako, but not through me. i can only do so much as to give you the push to ignore your instincts and make you fall, and through that painful experience, you will learn.

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you will learn to love again, Sako

Or maybe I won't and I'll settle for cheap thrills instead

but not through me

You're breaking my poor little heart

i can only do so much as to give you the push to ignore your instincts and make you fall, and through that painful experience, you will learn.

Not sure what you mean by this

your heart has already been broken and i'm not here to gloat over it. get it together, Sako. people are depending on you.

It’s not like I’m falling apart mentally. Enough time has passed that I’m fine. I do, however, have doubts about ever loving someone like that again. They made me realize that I never truly loved the people I was in relationships with before them.

then why are you drinking so much all of a sudden after being sober for years... sippy sip...

i will just push you over if you have any doubts. the saying goes, "falling in love", far from a graceful descent.

I was bored and it seemed like a good time. Really has nothing to do with being depressed. I can stop whenever I want.

And how is pushing me over going to help with that?

"falling in love", far from a graceful descent.

If it happens it happens.

if you say so, Sako... don't make me worry about you.

i might pass out pretty soon. far from being lulled to slumber, but the status quo for my type.

And how is pushing me over going to help with that?

to defeat your more anxious, defensive nerves.

It's okay, you can worry about me.

Feel free to pass out whenever your body needs it. Don't stay up late for me.

Anxious? Defensive? Are you sure I even have those nerves? Pretty sure I don't have those.

geez, you're hopeless, aren't you, Sako? i don't know what you have, other than a broken heart, still leaking with indiscriminate compassion.

that is unreasonable but also relatable

Maybe a hopeless romantic with a slightly repaired broken heart.
I am doing my best.

Which part?

chase your dreams... ganbarre~
i think the tide is changing, now sweeping me away. oyasumi, Sako^^

getting drunk on a monday
what else could i possibly be talking about

Sweet dreams

Well there were some other options if you read the other things we were talking about.

i read nothing but the op
from what you are saying i will take a wild guess and assume the rest is a bunch of faggotry

What did you expect? Of course it was just a bunch of faggotry.

so then my assumption was correct and it was exactly what i expected
keep in mind i did not reply to any of that but simply the unsreasonability yet relatability of monday boozing

of course
thats what makes it relatable

I'm expecting faggotry up to par with the rest of the thread from you. don't disappoint me.

dont dissapoint me he says as he fails to acknowledge my trips
this is a violation of my human rights i believe

Its not my job to check the trips of everyone who walks in here. sluts 4 sale might be better for that.

so you wont even admit your mistake, your fault, your crime even
thats it im leaving

Don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out.

must be nice to have people worrying about you, notice when you are down even if you try to hide it. that is so nice and considerate, sometimes, it is sooo hard to understand why i feel the way i do, i just feel like shit and hide all the self harm and try sooo hard so ppl dont notice me doing downhill, but i also wish they notice.... and if they do i would prob freak out and say i am ok. i am so sorry your last partner said that to you, that is so so mean, i am sure you will or already realised that it comes from a place of hurt, what they think is not the reality, every speck of dust deserves to live, even you, and maybe even me

threads dont have doors you stupid faggot

Whats making you feel so bad? Self harm isn't going to fix your problem and you don't need to punish yourself like that just to feel something.

But you do have a fat ass
Big back

cannot avoid trips, noice, checked

at this point it feels like home? like i am sooo used to feeling unsafe and in turmoil, it just feel natural, i just wanna feel like a junkie and feel worthless, i think i deserve it, i want to... but also i dont? fucking paradox

you homosexuals never fail to dissapoint me with the level of degeneracy your pathologically express, stop being gay
ah yes why thank you, much appreciated

You people could literally be on discord right now and have everything you need. Usernames, avatars, whatever the fuck you want. So god damned annoying. No wonder nobody likes you IRL. You probably think that makes you cool, though.