I'm a 30 year old virgin that lives with his mother. Tomorrow...

I'm a 30 year old virgin that lives with his mother. Tomorrow, I will be going on the first date of my entire life with a filipina girl (born over there, in the USA for 5 years working at a hospital). What should I expect?

What should I expect?

her entire family to move in with you and your mom

Disappointment

Try to act like you've been there before and don't be a sperg. Good luck

I dunno. I don’t know her or you. Best of luck

Good news, her family is not here in the USA. She lives with 2 other filipina immigrant girls.

She looks nothing like that I bet
Why don't you show what an average one looks like

they arent in the USA.

you misunderstand

Realistically as a 30 year old virgin? To blow your load in your pants almost instantly.

This. If she's from there you will end up funding her family.

Ask if she's ever been with any black guys. If she says no, call her a liar (because she is) and demand names. Get the contact info of as many BBC blacks as you can get. If she refuses to give ghost the lying bitch and go home to grindr.

TITS OR GTFO

Flips fuck dogs more than candians so be ready for that. Its like some strange past time over there to jerk dogs and what not. Even the famous ones admit to doing it when they were kids because their older cousins showed them.

Come to grips that you will catch an STD and will need to visit your family doctor. Try not to act embarrassed.

come home white man

at least he'll get to have sex and raise a litter of mutts

hold on

Good news, her family is not here in the USA

They will be.
You are going to end up living in a house full of her relatives.

remember to take your indoor slippers with you

Star, Daisy, Michaeljackson, Lala, Princess, Dolores, Boy, Baby, Lovely. And that's just her cousins from one aunt.

she has the papers. She is a very ambitious and driven young woman.

Confirm if trans. If no trans ghost.

Fuck all of them

Don't fuck this up, retard. She's probably going to be Catholic. You pretend to be too. This is probably your last shot at love. Don't act creepy or desperate.

Expect that she won't be as pretty as the one in the picture.

you should expect to crash and burn. then depresion should hit and you will come here about how women are terrible?

Working at a hospital doing what? If she's the cleaning lady, fuck her and drop her.

What should I expect?

Brown nipples

Get the contact info of as many BBC blacks as you can get

And give them to me

Kek faggot

kek wtf? lmaoooo

Go get'em tiger. They love them some white boy.

30

lives with parents

yikes

why are chuds so negative about OP. Cant you be happy at least? Unironically, as a filipino, im happy that he gets to date a filipina. But i assume that (You) are white, and you are all being pessimistic. Good luck, anon. Just be yourself

We occupied Phillipines since 1898. Explain to me anons why miscegenation isn’t prominent there!

Shut the fuck up, you fat snitch faggots.

Seething chink detected
Kek

I wanna see him throat fuck her.

You should get five good years out of her

They are married and live in the Philippines mountains together offgrid, gardening and shit. Kinda wholesome.

I need to go to the Philippines.

Married my flip girlfriend. Best choice I ever made. Not being able to wear shoes in the house is annoying, but I am a slob and she cleans up the place so I can't really complain.
Oh and you will be buying giant 25 pound sacks of rice. Even if you don't eat it much, she will be cooking it every day.
Also they will throw random temper tantrums. Just get her flowers. Also, buy a small gift when you go out, it's kind of expected. Even something small like an ice cream cone or a doughnut.

Isn’t this nigger behavior?

Asians are the most boring people ever. They really are bug people. Void of any personality at all.

Because they are bitter chinks and poos

I'm a 30 year old virgin that lives with his mother. Tomorrow, I will be going on the first date of my entire life with a filipina girl (born over there, in the USA for 5 years working at a hospital). What should I expect?

Are you black?
If you are Mexican, just pretend to be philipino

"Oh meester Smeeth, you are making a terreeble smell; Esmeralda quick bring more towels".

"I bray to de Bergeen Berry ebberey day to heal de cancer in by doze"

Good news, her family is not here in the USA

Bad news, they're coming. You will have two living with you for 6 months and then another two will arrive so that over the next twenty years you'll have 80 of them living with you in total.

I always assume that flip women have fucked half the US 7th fleet by their 15th birthday. The other half are gay men.

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

I always assume that flip women have fucked half the US 7th fleet by their 15th birthday.

The Korean war was 70 years ago leaf

at least he'll get to have sex and raise a litter of mutts

It would be better to drench yourself in gasoline and light a match.

It is but they have a huge population

LOL! The only interactions I have with brown girls in the ring is at work or the convenience store. Some of them are sassy and attractive, but mostly married, so I just flirt a little - a little: Don't want to see 'em with a black eye 'cause, "You were needfully exchanging proverbs with that rich and single white Scotsman again!"

Found the woman in this thread

>Korean war...

You realize it never left eh?

>The Seventh Fleet is a numbered fleet of the United States Navy. It is headquartered at U.S. Fleet Activities Yokosuka, in Yokosuka, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan. It is part of the United States Pacific Fleet.

Never heard of this from flips, and I've banged a few. I have heard of this from white girls I've dated. A lot of their firsts were either an uncle or a dog

Flips aren’t Chinese

if you're lucky you'll end up with a girl who loves you and an internal conflict about race mixing for the rest of your life

filipina

I hope you don't fall for her anon. For your own good.

How old is she op, and what does she do for work at the hospital?