/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #539

first time i notice the dildo

its the crooked door handle that gets me

copyrighting the picture you took with the child you raped

Can Shmuel Hydeberg possibly get any more Jewish?

Same energy and Cole is sort of like a weird little cripple too if you look at it from the right angle.

jet jockey

also didnt notice the pair of pillows

what a quirked up lady, shame she got turbo aids in s2

the fuck is charles going on los/story wars
have no clue how he'd do with that vibe

I don't think Chuck is an actual contestant, he just went to the taping

cuck chair they have additional people come on all the time on los at least that would be too humiliating to just sit and watch i think
maybe not on story wars though would be surprised if he's not on the LoS

okay charles we are gonna pull up bbc porn and snuff films what do you think

ah normally i wouldn't bother but this one you're showing me.... there's something GOOD about it. real classic.

It's way too late
To be this locked inside ourselves
The trouble is
That you're in love with someone else
It should be me
Oh, it should be me

Did someone say “cripple”???

Strawberry fields forever...

2 hideous brown trannies that could only ever be worshipped by the even more subhuman fanbase of Sam Hyde's Fish Tank

why did Nick Rochford lie and say he got fingered in HS?

The only based Crip

kind of surprised the binx one has kept up for so long

Binx simps are scary no good

is there any jetty fans left or have they all roped?

Hags needs love too (#HAGlivesmatter)
But not Josie she has no concept of love her brain is the size of a small

mods deserved to get their website hacked for shit like this

Vincent Gallo Respecter has been found dead in his apartment due to hanging

Still mad I missed their show here in monkeyzil back in 2022. Got to see Madball and Earth Crisis tho.
youtu.be/NLP0xP2M4S8

Hey I never saw that before, is it on his YouTube channel? Or is it a secret cripple video?

I found it on the 4 chans

He literally said on fishtank live that he was Jewish did you obsessive fans miss that part?

I don't actually watch this shit
I have a life

Vincent Gallo Respecter has been found dead in his apartment due to a lack of rape.

Hadrian is the one posting this. He's manifesting some black magic shit after his apprentice VGR failed the mission.

chuck chair

he should have tried harder (think of shadi)

Rapists never die.

all whores are punished in the end

Never stops amazing me how Nina was so high and mighty about Scott playing the role he was asked to play on Bitch tank, just to turn around and absolutely blow any credibility as a moral arbiter. She just cannot help herself one bit

Scott truly won, and owns Nina

Cheating on your wife and using your position to fuck underlings (Scott held power over the fish as a part of production) is worse than fucking a retard in a backwater asian shithole tbqh

nobody asked him to do that. that’s why it was funny

Nina has done this with men and women, multiple times, one of which was clearly forced onto the girl.

Scott got up and walked to a bathroom, and Haley followed behind him. They stayed in there for a couple minutes then walked out with Scott pretending to zip up his basketball shorts(another classic bit) and Haley ruffling her hair.

This was all on a show that is specifically deaigned to puah boundaries and mess with people's heads. So no, Scott won, Nina lost.

According to him they asked him to play the "weirdo who awkwardly flirts with the bitches" and he just went with the flow

why is anyone pretending letty was moral to begin with? did people really listen to letty for any other reason that she was occasionally funny and knew how to bother people? thats crazy.

talk to the hand

They're still very much worth seeing even though the brothers are dead. Charlie Benante is even better than Vinnie Paul was and Zakk Wydle does great even though his style is different from dimes.

2023

People seething over Letty calling her a piss witch cause they're too invested in fishtank

2025

People seething over Letty calling her a backstabbing swut cause they're too invested in Letty

She won your hearts over the last couple of years and the fact she kissed Chicken sent you guys over the edge. Letty keeps mindbreaking people it's amazing how natural it comes to her

Slagtank

guys i just slept for over 24 hours sick as fuck with covid please pray for death to finally take me away
ben is the man

bitchtank advanced the culture.

that's probably why they fired him (no more letty or claire or haley type stuff)
it was a bad look for production staff

name a single female fish jet hasn't fucked

I will pray for you and SlagTank

youtu.be/XKrFykAq-zQ

TJ

tj is now considered "one of the girls" according to Nina

self inserters btfo

For me it's Leed's

youtube.com/watch?v=csRL3yMGq7s

A. she was a hoah
B. it was a bit dickhead

Based
I shouldnt have ghosted that cute blonde from London her voice was hot on the phone

Gotta photoshop his face on there

Letty is traveling the world making bank off KCIP with kick and Scott is getting bullied by BBWs in trap house laundry rooms. She won.

burt shit his pants while watching "Gayniggers from Outer Space"

old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1khgesl/burt_shits_himself_again/

This is a nigger free zone anon. Let’s keep it that way

Nina has always sucked and only had her image briefly rehabilitated because AB convinced everyone she was a brilliant game show strategist (even though she lost, just ignore that part) and actually really funny (even though her tranny vaccine sketch was awful, just ignore that too).
The fact of the matter is Ninafags are immune to winning, even when it seems like they might win, it's only a small climb so they can fall that much further when they inevitably lose.

Also, kill AB.

The lion hunts at night

Just imagine being a healthy White 20s something male of gainful employment and presenting either of these as your partner to your parents. That's like seizing a family gathering to show up wearing a fursuit or women's clothing. Immediate concern for your mental well-being and a heartache of shame for having raised the man who fell so low.
Thankfully, you can take that weight off your shoulders. Because only the human combination of Cryokeen and Apeture with a healthy dose of South Indian DNA, crossed eyes and rotting teeth are what pollute the audience of el dos abominacióna.

not really follow Fishtank since season 1. I still wonder why do they hire of whores if they're so trad cath?

easier to groom and goon

have they all roped?

what would they, I dont follow this faggot shit since season 1

I thought he only like twinks and trannies

It's called being spiritually latina, chuds

Then they brought an OF girl and sam got all pissy about it. I think they just hire based on vibes

Sam was the only one that got pissy because she was trying to outjew them by plugging her OF

How come every single S1-Bitchtank girl has fucked a fan but none of the S3 girls have?
Are chudettes just naturally bigger whores than normal women?

Letty has nothing going on in her life, so she goes to Asia to sleep with crafk heads. She's going to come home to nothing, amd keep being nothing.

Scott is literally the most respectable person whose ever been involved im fishtank. He's the black sheep

Scott needs to get a real job and move out of the ghetto.

they are all 30+ who would want to

Was she even plugging her OF though? I don't remember but I feel like if she was talking about it then it was only because Frank and Primestein were pressing her on the issue.

Literally no one involved with Fishtank has claimed to be "trad cath"

wtf there is already a new pope

At the end of day Scott has a real job where he teaches kids valuable skills like discipline and self defence, he's probably done more good for the world than anyone else who's been on fishtank has

They've supposedly been against onlyfans whores and e-girls since day 1 but for some reason they just keep hiring them over and over and over

yea it was a fail press and then she started vacuuming their pet lolcows junk and so Sam kicked her out

The reason they’re against having OF girls on the show is they usually know how to stick up for themselves, have a manager/lawyer, and have much higher expectations for their day rate. But most of all they’ve already been gooned. Their occultic wigger rituals require the gooning of the relatively innocent and naive.

the whole point is to rile up female archetypes and than to dominate and rape them so you have power over those female energies
if they are already conquered and whores there is nothing to gain

kid smoked my girl

Scott is a bad sensei

claire got a 92% on her first exam wooooo! let’s give it up for claire!

cleh gang wooooo!

BREAKING: Tayleigh's internet is down

x.com/BTTNEYECROCHET/status/1920497595660599407

When the class is Podcasts And Audio Production, she should be doing better than that.

really sucks that an A- fucks up your GPA

The s3 girls are 30+ entertainment industry flameouts, they are more cynical, manipulative, and honestly smarter than previous season girls.

They know they have a limited timeframe and are milking their simps as hard as they can before bailing on this shitshow.

bro, when Sam use to do the streams with TTS, all he talk about is how to be trad and based and all that shit, that was the whole point of the PGL Podcast and Hyde Wars.

Also is even funnier when you realize Sam loves tranny cock

blowing a dude on estrogen is trad and cath

sam was never cath or even christian for that matter. he couldnt help himself and shit talked the old testament on his streams. then he promotes reading Japanese stoic seppuku self hope books. hes never going to outgrow his contrarian nerd phase.

My favourite bit of S1 was her trying to manipulate Jon and failing every time. She got so pressed at being called a slut (which she is) she resorted to burning his Bible.

ryan katsu rivera is

true, I always thought he was just larping and pandering to his retarded chud simps fags, however he does portrait himself as trad and "based" lets be honest

Sam's prayer before the Ball Brothers concert

letty is growing weak,soft and sick in her momentary coddled comfort of stagnation of drugs and easy money.
which will surely bite her in the ass once her immune system is forced to fight the inevitable lady boy AIDS.
scott on the other hand is out there fighting the elements, getting chiseled by the fires of the laundry dryer. always alert, always in movement, living in the moment, growing, thriving.

involved with Fishtank

The old testament specifically?

Bloodgames day 2:

baby bro do you want to go somewhere quiet

uhhhhhhhh I guess.....

lost my respect for scott when he got repeatedly m-worded by a shadi type in the laundry room

cursed

yeah specifically sam couldnt look past the long passages of genealogies in the old testament.

sounds like father resentment

Never fuckin happened stfu rn

lost my respect for claire when she got repeatedly r-worded by vgr in washington

he hasn't caught up with the lore

suno.com/song/fd287184-5d4a-462b-8d12-1c86a5abff0f?sh=OPG4JLwG4dLUhBZr

I only watch fishtank when it's airing to masturbate to the female contestants because I've watched all the porn to ever exist and the 24/7 fresh feeds can provide me with infinite voyeuristic gooning. So Jet better hurry up with that Season 4 because I get extremely volatile without access to my goon material.

Guys, just saw Scott in Walmart there. Came out of the woman's bathroom while hastily pulling up his shorts (classic bit). I heard screams from inside the bathroom until a woman ran out blooded and bruised crying for help. I went up to Scott and said how much I loved his classic knee-slapper bits. He said he'd kill my family if I went to the police. Is Scott the next Andy Kaufman?

There’s probably a part of him that would want to be able to have a normal family but he’s fundamentally a freak and no amount of bitcoin can buy him love. He could never stand not being in complete control so he tried gooning after 15 year old girls. When that failed he gave up completely on love and dedicated his life to some kind of Faustian bargain. Hasn’t done him much good. He doesn’t have long to live. I doubt he sees 50.

Do you guys think jet ever just looks in the mirror and then breaks down crying inconsolably? He got really mad last night when someone said he was creatively bankrupt.

occultic wigger rituals require the gooning of the relatively innocent and naive.

facts

ugh turns out im the new pope

What’s the male equivalent of a succubus? That’s what the wiggers are

What's the whole deal with Jet-Jet trying to shoehorn contrived "storylines" into fishtank? Does he not understand that the narrative is supposed to naturally emerge as a result of the structure of the show?

Jet the narrative is supposed to emerge naturally as a result of the structure of the show and you aren't supposed to tell the audience what the storyline you arbitrarily decided is unfolding. If you are painting a masterwork you shouldnt be able to see the brushstrokes, you know?

AMERICAN POPE
WE STAY WINNING

incubus

If you are painting a masterwork you shouldnt be able to see the brushstrokes

Erm, not true. It's the opposite actually.

Peruvian

He’s Jimmy coded

Do you guys think Jet has paid all his taxes? Do you figure Jet understands the concept of capital gains taxes and the obligations therein?

he's mixed italian and french he was just a bishop in peru

Flicks jets lil tittynip

Is he gonna kill the jews?

jet wont reply wtf

he only has peruvian citizenship, also jimmy is chilean

Sam is terminally ill (he is coughing blood and losing his voice constantly) so he is trying every trick in the book to avoid hell.

american pope

what is jon's reaction?

they're just larping as christians just like the Anon Babble zoomers who claim they're christians while hating niggers and jerking off to tranny porn are.

Taylor just hit her BIGGEST win ever (breaking news from social media)
Thoughts?

frenchman

Ok nevermind Jimmy won’t like that

Sponsored by spinquest

Get big wins from spinquest

Yeah seems legit

frenchman smoked my mom

d

IS THAT A HECKIN SLOT MACHINE-A-RINO :O

forgot jimmy just told everyone his mom is a whore for no real reason

does taylor just eat all the money she makes

wwnr

been watching taylor reels. shes not as dumb or addicted to gambling as she looks. shes aware that its a losing game long term but its an opportunity for her to beat the rat race without selling her body.

american pope

oh boy

Jon got groomed to some kind of Oregon apocrypha based Christian cult as a teenager that taught him to “read the Bible.” All we know is he’s fixated on numerology type magic that the fweemasons use because it works according to Jon. He called Letty up on august 8th last year and told her dead serious to buy a bunch lottery ticket. My friend’s wife’s siblings also got groomed into some Oregon Christian larp cult. Tons of them in Oregon due to no sales tax or something.

he is bergoglio 2.0, and american
for you, jewish boy, it is win

Im the Steward Copeland of ftl

catholicism is stupid, fake, and gay

The Gooned

she's filled with coins

no idea what any of that means(would like an explanation doe)+ not jewish+ not fond of catholicism as an institution despite not knowing that much about them.

honestly imagine punching taylor in her big fat stomach and her eyes rolling like a slot machine and then coins falling out of her butt

scat sullivan

catholicism was real we're just evolving too quickly now

It shames girls into bottling up their normal sexual developmental thoughts with guilt until they explode in sexy cute ways. So I consider Catholicism an undeniable force for good in the world

They also dont have OF girls because the audience loves acting morally superior on their high horse and would attempt to ruin the show / the girl's life just because porn bad.
The only reason Jackie went over okay was because sam prefaced it letting everyone know he was NOT okay with jt

never cath or even christian for that matter.

No he just hangs up crosses and has a bible to make people assume he is those things to grift

Which is funny because there are lots of fishtank paypigs that drop way more cash than the average onlyfans freak. Fishtank paypigging is literally more exploitive on lonely males with impulse control issues

i am scott's nubile bottom

It will be interesting to see if AB has instructed Steinful to keep Jackie out of frame as much as possible for tomorrow's episode even though she's a key figure in Greg's story.

the raping blob from outer space

This community uses the word "groomed" far too often and it assumes none of these people have agency
I agree buts its all bad for you. People need to always have that on their mind when thinking of fishtank, its poison so don't take too much of it

Does AB have a reason to do that? Other than Jackie is a hot girl and AB cant stand hot girls.

um I have a question. Claire told Shadi she didn't want the sunglasses anymore specifically because they had too much "Jet" energy... she could have said fishtank energy or bad memories but she said Jet. Why is that?

group prayer before gambling 50k in the city of sin

Its because the glasses are blue. Just like the balls Burt.

Hello jew

can we please just let this place disappear forever

idk probably the week of sex they had after bitchtank

Admittedly I don't remember ab pearl-clutching over porn as much as she does over pedo stuff, but the core of the fanbase is (or pretends to be) anti-porn and anti-OF so that could still effect the episode.

pearl-clutching over porn

kys

Chuck I know you lurking

Why would you let those guys in that pod talk to you like they did?

why are you lingering

Claire interacted mostly with Jet, not Sam during bitchtank. That night where he got really pissed at her shit testing and demanded she keep cleaning the Cell or she was getting kicked off the show was the maddest I can remember ever seeing jet get during a show. Might have been the first time any female fish disrespected him that much. Even though fishtank broke Claire pretty good she’s probably the most successful deliberate infiltrator to fuck shit up

Waiting for an Until Dawn playthrough tbqh

shes a good person and she knows what shes doing anyone that says otherwise just wants to hurt someone to make themselves feel better about their terrible libes

just wants to hurt someone to make themselves feel better

that's you 24/7 here doe

i don't believe you

shame about the meth tho

Imagine being a fucking Taylor simp

I don't even want you to be the 51st state anymore

Domestic abuse is fine when Taylor does it?

I still think Taylor is the only person to have "won" Fishtank

qrd?

tj needs to understand things somehow.

Taylor should date Bossmanjack, he made 100k the other day.

I think Tai is the only person to have "won" fishtank

youtube.com/shorts/_W2dJRZURnE

tj, you've cooked enough, time to respond now

its fine im over it

real.

Good people don’t encourage gambling. Drug dealers who aren’t drug addicts still aren’t good people. Arguably worse people.

Why has Mary deleted her pussy? Anyone saved it?

666

Why did the edit the episodes to make it seem like everyone hated Tai when they all instantly loved him

she is and its fitting because shes the only good person to have gone on it

She's an overweight glutton, people like that can never be good

no she isnt you ugly fucker

has taylor ever told anyone to gamble?she just gives out promo coded.

uhh uh ummuhhhh.. um... uhhhhhh.. iono..

yes she is + she promotes gambling.
easily the worst person involved with fishtank

worst person

Betty?

she's taking another 2-3 week long break

.......

easily the worst person involved with fishtank

Didn’t Josie groom kids in discord? And Betty killed a guy lol.

Another cockbuddy vacation.

Tayleigh Pendleton is LIVE on YouTube playing Mortuary Assistant, crocheting and opening Pokemon cards!

youtube.com/watch?v=DTEJ81OhYyk

shadi was supposed to reach out but she’s too fat for that

Nigga Heil Hitler

she deserves love unlike you youll rot in your room alone forever

the queen is going to be making pokeballs soon

Who bought the $50 sex vacation pillow? Confess

why does she have a butt on her eye? who put it there?

I look at the weird ass pentecostal churches in my area and realize why catholics developed a centralized church in the first place

my skater girl

she's a demon not a person

ALL MY NIGGAZ NAZZIS NIGGA HIEL HITLER

shadi didnt want to get in the middle of it because it could potentially ruin her networking.

i love this rubber faced bitch

shadi shadi shadi
what are we gonna do with you

Tay doesn’t skate, does she? She got burnt out on softball and rough violent dyke sex became bulimic then never exercised ever again.

no skater girls actually skate

What's the largest sized cock that Tayleigh can handle? She'd call an 8 incher disgusting and say it hurts, but it would secretly be the perfect size

yeah, the food network