Is this the best instant ramen?

Yes it's political because I am a poor college student and inflation

You would be better off with rice and beans.

No, this is.

Fermented goy beans

Naw

I have had both of these and they are good but mi goreng still has the best flavor.

The fermentation destroys the estrogen though, it's the only way to make that shit safe for consumption(sneedbeans)

why you mfers always wanting to get BLACKED

Yes, this is the best one.

Shin
Shin black
Samyang carbonara
Samyang tomato
Indomie spicy

built for BBC (Big Black Chopsticks)

Bullshit.
<This is.
No heat on this earth you will ever get used to, and it will tantalize your tounge better than a gym-whore's taint after running 4 miles.
Add onions and fish sauce, *chef's kiss*.

That is the best, but everything from nongshim is great.

does it come with black cock semen

I was just wondering what to eat
see here's the thing
my girlfriend left a bunch of instant noodles in my pantry, but they're all seafood flavoured and/or the buldak gigachilli kind.

Now they taste ok, but frankly I've been awake for 24 hours and I need to be up for at least another 9, so disintegrating my insides is off the cards
what do

this, I always come back to mi goreng

I prefer the kimchi flavor one myself. Add a couple eggs a minute before the noodles are done, and they'll come out perfectly poached

never had ramen

It's Rah-men not Raaw-men like you American faggots pronounce it.

I've never eaten instant ramen. Looks like yellow faces slop.

This made cry. No thanks

If you're spending $5 on a packet of ramen then that's why you're broke.

The Korean stuff isn't very good I find.

get some beef bones, roast for half an hour then simmer on a stovetop all day in enough liquid to cover it
add the noodles and onions sauce or salt or something and garlic, chuck an egg in there, and voila, ramen

Escargot eat a spotted dick then you Spanish wop

Ever since I discovered the chicken shredder, I don't eat ramen anymore.

I should add the bone broth isn't necessary but it feels healthy whatever you make of that

Anyone who eats chicken flavor ramen needs to be gassed, especially artificial chicken flavor.

No need to get triggered over me not eating junk food for chinks.

Get same from Asian supermarkets, the ones they sell to their own are definitely the best.

poor college student

eating one of the more expensive instant ramens

Dude, if you're poor, just get maruchan. Shin black is good, but at the end of the day, it's dried ramen and a dry soup pack.

BTW here’s my NO KITCHEN method:
1. Boil water with an electric kettle.
2. Put dry noodles into a bowl, put chunks of canned meat on top if desired.
3. Add boiling water to the bowl, you’ll learn just how much to add over time so that there’s minimal water left in the bowl after cooking,
4. Cover with another bowl (I use 16oz paper bowls for both the noodles and covering) and let it sit for around 5 minutes, but it can be longer if desired.
5. Flip the dry noodles on the top to go into the hot water, make sure all the dry noodles are in the water and replace the cover.
6. After another 5 minutes, uncover and stir in mix. Drain the remaining water if there’s too much or just drink it after eating the noddles. With experience will learn just how much water to add so that there’s barely any water left over from the cooking phase. Adjust for noodle doneness of course. I can reuse a paper bowl many times before it needs to be replaced. Absolutely no kitchen facilities are needed, just any simple electric kettle or something to boil the water with you DO NOT have to actually simmer the noodles. Canned meat can stay good in room temperature for a few days if you want to add protein — I just wouldn’t use spicy meat (ie canned beef) with hot noddle mixes bit that’s up to taste.

Might try this, I already do this but without the noodles.

I prefer samyang buldak, but shin black is also dank

I was gonna say it's already good without the noodles, nice

This. Just buy the cheap maruchan shit made in the US and doctor it up to your liking. Could do this or just throw some onions sauce together with garlic and ginger and brown sugar and oyster sauce or whatever. Scramble some egg, throw in some meat.

If it doesn’t come in its own cup, I ain’t interested. Ramen is about convenience. You want me to get a pot out, boil this shit in it, and then clean the pot afterwards? Why don’t I just go and make a meal?

Go for the ones where you can just throw the cup away. Indeed, if they came with an estrogen-filled plastic fork that would be tits.

That shit is unhealthy as fuck, but it's really good. TERRIBLE carb load. That pack has almost 80g of carbs.

I will add that if you can find the spicy vegetable flavor, those are the best Maruchan noodles.

It was a joke you actual nigger why can't you croissantsuckers detect anything but ennui

maruchaniggers btfo

bone broth tastes like blood that shit's terrible. i'll eat anything that's not spoiled and some things that are, but fuck that.

Not ramen but I got fucking addicted to these things when I first tried them years ago. Unfortunately they are expensive as fuck now where I am ($5+) so not really worth it.

Then I'm afraid you have a terribly vulgar sense of humour.

they're the best that you can easily find in stores, but they're up to like $2/pack now. instant noodles are a convenience food though not a poverty food.

Samyang Buldak is the best. Especially curry flavor. You get all the flavor of curry without any of the pajeet fecal matter.

Dude... Shin Black is the best! It is for AFTER you graduate and have money... College kids do not get the good stuff, you should be poor... eat the under $1 stuff

yes people forget this but basedbeans were always eaten fermented

no culture that existed ever ate them otherwise(until now), and it was probably for a reason

yeah but they are a bit expensive and I wouldn't eat them every day with sodium content that high
this if you actually want to save money

Did he wash his penis? Was that episode produced with the help of Doctor Jordan Peterson by chance?

Be me in 90s

go to local asian place

buy 2 basic Nissin ramen cups, $0.79 each

add fried shitake mushrooms, hard boiled eggs, green onions, etc. to make it a comfy, good-tasting meal

Be me in 2000s

go to local asian place

buy 2 basic Nissin ramen cups, $0.79 each

add fried shitake mushrooms, hard boiled eggs, green onions, etc. to make it a comfy, good-tasting meal

Be me in 2010s

go to local asian place

buy 2 basic Nissin ramen cups, $0.79 each

add fried shitake mushrooms, hard boiled eggs, green onions, etc. to make it a comfy, good-tasting meal

Be me in post-Covid 2020s

go to local asian place

same ramen in slightly redesigned package now costs $3.79 –and that's at the "cheap" asian place that sells it to asians for the "real price" because asians are not stupid enough to pay the now $4.99 per cup price at the "asian section" of the white peepul super market

Be asshole politicians and pundits and talking heads on the news

"The economy's fine, everything's fine, don't worry about it it's just your unsubstantiated imagination that everything is getting ridiculously expensive"

Nigga WHUT?!?