/smg/ - Stock Market General

Giant growth edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Pltr intel

NIGGA HEIL HITLA
NIGGA HEIL HITLA

tfw unlimited VR porn and WEG torrents for 2 weeks

coomerbros...we won

several Earths

why?

Why does every cult in america end up in gunshots and flames except for scientology?

because 7 ate 9

guns and fire are cool

I got this for my buddy's little guy. His mother is going to murder me.

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So, its because scientology isnt cool?

SOXL sisters, when are we selling?

selling SOXL

?

when I have enough to cover my transition.

kek
I wonder this too when pondering Nick Land and Ray Kruzweil.

overslept again. very sleepy still. see i missed a big down move. probably good because i'm bad at trading those. just made tea and trying to think what this market wants to do today, if it wants to try to reclaim 5700 s&p or are we gonna plunge lower to do "price discovery?" i think i already know the answer, i'm just afraid of it, don't want to trade that way either.... oh well. maybe a miracle happens. having tea for now, looking at charts, planning a move.

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Got four new razors. After reusing old razors for 6 months because trying to save money I still end up spending 50-100 a week on gas, food, whatever, it feels bretty good to have razors. I've concluded after a recent 235 dollar purchase the only way to save money is to not spend anything at all, ever. It would also be nice to have a full time job again.

SELL IN MAY

I was just comparing SOXL to MSTU. Lol. Lmao.

cute

Yeah but that's cool as fuck
The windows on their buildings are neat

took a nap. why are we dying aaaa

Buying the dip now before the other dipniggers push it green

I found another good place to get bottles and cans. The local football field. The stands and trash cans are full of them.
I’m selling mine at $35 a share

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the fuck you need that many scooters for

do you actually rummage trough the trash?

some of you guys are cool, META is going to get fucked as Shein and Temu have pulled billions of dollars of advertising. If we are heading to a recession, marketing budgets get cut first and this will clearly be seen in their 2nd quarter earnings.

AI only costs money, it doesn't make money.

how much have they brought in this year?

G-d Bless America, G-d Bless Israel, and G-d Bless Elbit Systems

Who knows because were just starting it. Do you really think people would be pouring money into AI if it didn't make money. If only the listened to a tripfag

the thing about the government is they're the least reliable sources

AI will be no more impactful on business than the fax machine.

Trump announced that he's lowering China tariffs and the market dumps. The top is in.

we've traded above 5700 multiple times this week, crypto had a giga pump last night... i just find it odd and unusual that the market is saying right now that it wants to end the week not just below 5700, but this far below it. i can see a 5695 close but this is not consistent with what i think the market is up to. that's why i'm currently down $100 in a bullish trade at the moment.

dont they do that in tech all the time? spend years of putting upfront cost for something that has the potential to make money

Swung stuff today but the market has been annoying lately. I’m playing another giantess game but I’m waiting on the sequel of the main game.. We’ll dump into close.

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These are the same people that are currently YOLOing their life savings to buy the "dip".

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saving is retarded. the govt have proven time and time again that during crisis it will fuck over savers to help debters.

After reusing old razors for 6 months because trying to save money

I found another good place to get bottles and cans. The local football field. The stands and trash cans are full of them.

do you actually rummage trough the trash?

How we doing, /smg/? This seems a bit dire.

I dunno, if you can't afford your groceries maybe you should eat less food.

you won't miss much

minors

What the fuck is up with Barrick changing their ticker from GOLD to B? I never saw an option to vote on that, they better not charge me to reprocess those kikes

stop being antisemitic.

A little bit of leverage is well within their personal risk tolerance

Don’t need to. They are all over the ground around the trash bins and along the fence line.
The only reason I don’t go is because they give me bans across all boards which is pretty spiteful and gay in my opinion.

Maybe Orange Hitler should stop encouraging foreigners to buy our food, so that the demand for it falls and the prices come down for hard working union comarades.

Sold some AMD puts

I use both Anon Babble and Anon Babble. Taking a chance on Anon Babble just isn’t worth the effort now.

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Or banana threads on Anon Babble

seems a bit dire

It may seem if you are from a country with a culture of not littering but hear me out. With milk at 68 MKD i need 136 bottles or cans to cover that. I can pick up that many walking to the store to shop. It’s free money and I am all about that since I have more to invest.

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fuck kikes, fuck israel

Great now turn off the infinite money Don

your frog folder is small like your penis

I wouldn't doubt if it's just lip service for his TKD audience

No, I just really like that image.

why yes my Anon Babble picture folder provides information about the size of my penis

Shout it from the rooftops: the top is in.

My HHH.V is dying

Gigacrab...

I just took a huge shit and it came out green, is that bullish?

this market is flatter than a lolis chest. very depressing. if only i had gone all in on the qbts meme but i forgot its existence as people stopped talking about it

It fucking burns so bad when I piss. I'ma need to find some broad who isn't my gf and fuck her without a condom to get whatever is up in there out of there.

It's gonna get worse. They say urethritis is the worst pain you can have. It also never really goes away. Always comes back. I think you're fucked. Might aswell kys today because your happiest days lie behind you.

nah, you just gotta run some semen through it and it gets better, it's not my first rodeo boss.

broccoli bro...

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Why were you researching this? I didn't think you were a sex haver

well, account is green for the day, but down on my trading. didn't realize the loss though and hoping the market opens higher monday, thinking there's a good chance of that. willing to hold this for a couple days, bought near the bottom of a range. index close wasn't terrible but it wasn't good, 5700 would have been a lot more bullish. been a week now since i have gotten a word from my crush. starting to wear on me, bother me. come back and be sweet babe. i have a theory that letting me hug you would feel a lot better than telling trannies to kill themselves and i want to test it out. gonna take a nap now though.

Baggot owes me a 6 figure job.

I wasn't researching nothin. Ain't nobody got time for that with all the shitposting. I was in the hospital once and there was a person constantly moaning in horrible pain and the doctor told me why. Apparently there is a list of the most horrible experiences that you can have and urethritis is way up there. They can't just shoot up your dick with morphine so you'll have to endure.

why don't you get one of those good UAW jobs

Because I dont actually want to work anymore. I want a no show job where I get paid and just get to stay home and play vidya all day.

so you expect me to pay you over 100k a year to sit on your ass all day playing video games and shit posting on Anon Babble? Who the fuck do you think you are me?

you are to old to play video games. You need to find a wife within your race and have children then you will be allowed to play again

guess I could do the same around my house

no ding

Oh well, +3.05% for me

I'm sure your accountant can find a way to make my salary a tax write off or something so that it actually benefits you in the long run.
I have a wife and child turkroach.

I'll have to do something about that.

DING DING DING NIGGERS. +1.77% here, preparing for ASTS earnings on Monday.

Why are did you photoshop your wife's daughter to look more white?

DELET
THIS!!!

how about this one rabbi

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theres a war in dia and it isnt even trending on twatter

3rd world war, nobody cares

Most people that know are hoping for total paki/indian death.

if the nukes drop wont that cause 1 billion poos to mass migrate? Better to make it a slow grind

Also up 0.05%. I don't know it's something I guess.
Interestingly I got an email from a budget katana company saying that they will be eating the cost of tariffs for now and they think they can circumvent them in the future.

I somewhat misread the intent. They're working with the shipping companies to make sure the customer doesn't have to talk to customs, ie keeping the process simple. But they are eating the costs for a few weeks from the looks of it.

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Friday night

What can I get you, anon?

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Do you need a bottle collector?

whew whats pumping that so much

The top is in and no amount of crying is going to change it.

ah yes, the thread is back to being 15%-50% german everything is normal again

My poorfolio lost $1.83 today.

alt coins are back.

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i don't know portugese and i swear i only translated sangue but i'm gonna go with 'menstrual blood sold as an ingredient for perfume Marte'

had an epiphany wednesday night that me & other losers had the same 'short bticoin/MSTR for catchdown' idea at the same time. we also haven't lost conviction and are holding so that's some serious fuel