/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #545

New thread new gimmick

wn2b more mindful of others' feelings

that's fair

imagine burt becomes gold burt in burt games fuck that would be ace

even jet's? sodama'am's? jimmy's?

wn2b letting judge judy settle this

dont play dumb

New Klaus Thread

imagine the finally being a burt off between the duke and burt while he's burt blanco and then jimmy feeds him a scooby snack and he powers up into burt super blanco and beats the duke off by spraying all over brother jimmies face as tayleigh "50$ pendlepussy" pendelton screams NOICEEEEEEEE while jimfacing the camera.
it would be so KINO and i will KEK so HARD

shoutout to bad ideas for finally clearing this up

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ChickenAndy said Letty hits him off camera

wwkd

what would klaus do

wwcd

what would claire do?

I hope burt gets really confused and asks what is happening and then TTS tells him to stick his foot down the latrine and he says that sounds like nonsense but he gets told it enough times he does so anyway and Tayleigh is there cracking up screaming no Burt it's just nonsense and then she looks into the camera

always the dumb bitches starting shit. got nothing to say when they get called out on it then they play the victim.

innocent

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We need to be loving Smaack and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3

The Warm Cycle

the man behind the curtain

to many connections of continuity

and that's why you never mog the mog queen

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wcdk
wkdc

:thinking emoji:

what would klaus do

heroin

It is necessary that I should die for my people, but my spirit will rise from the grave and the whole world will know that I was right

that's called npd

Based acronym/initials Anon

why would shadi dox her

Mara is based because she sold fent that hopefully killed junkies so we don't have more people like Klaus existing.

s3 was chopped gtfo

scottyrocking in two threads simultaneously

When you think about it Shadi is the most Jewish character in all of the fishtank extended kikeverse

shadi is a good fucking person.

Incoming TTS sound

NPC tts voice: "BURT CRACK THIS CODE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO END DUKES CURSE: CIRCUMFLEX VERTICAL BAR CIRCUMFLEX J J J J VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR CIRCUMFLEX J J J J"

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i like burt :)

i like how racist blacks say "yt" instead of "white." it's kinda cute.

What's he doing right now?

shadi is a good fucking, person.

they look related

had a visceral reaction to how real this is

wn2b not talking about shadi unless you want her to dox me too

Beautiful Betty

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QUICK HIDE THIS POST DON'T LET OOZINGBENNY SEE IT

i always read it as youtube and get confused.

doxing sweet haley is not good

wwsd

same. they're so silly.

thanks yt

i ask myself that and do the opposite
i try to do the same with letty

big emphasis on try

why do you think i included it
i can admit when i'm wrong

Ben vs Shadi
Scott and Jan vs Jet
Me vs Zombie Abi
Me vs Sex Worker Gimmick Summer
Only stories going on atm

probably gluing googly eyes on a nerf gun or something

big emphasis on why

Current bf looks like a Jimmy clone

Traffics

Houses her victims & provides for them

Hooks others into drugs

Eventually said habit turns into debts & favors owed

Victims can't escape without paying their debts back

They get raped & pimped out

Part of a shady circle of people probably related to Theil

She's a good fucking person indeed

It was a nice dream, a nice dream.

who would Nina rape?

big emphasis on shadi

shadia... claudia...
shadi... claire...
shadia... claudia...
shadi... claire...
shadia... claudia...
shadi... claire...
shadia... claudia...
shadi... claire...
shadia... claudia...
shadi... claire...

big emphasis on big

guys mother's day is tomorrow don't forget

can't comprehend Burt's fandom
who are these fags

Can someone photoshop a RETARD hat on Cryomom?

لا تسألنى من انا

Umm burtclan I have a question. Can you explain to me in detail what all this circumflex vertical bar nonsense is? Also can you explain to me in detail is TJ straight because he gives me queer vibes *starts masturbating*

...Hayley is that you

I think s3 was watched by mostly women and homosexuals. Borrowing the big brother hashtag on twitter was a smart move.

hobo
bride of hobo

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I promise you that all the actual fags watching hate Burt too. He appeals strictly to the 80 IQ Jimmy crowd

Burt gets the MVP award at the end of bloodgames for staying in basecamp the entire 12 days to "guard Jimmy's bags of silly props" while TTS begs him to Burt off

wow a $50 dollar shirt i wouldn't even wear around the house

Tayleigh Pendleton is a fucking. whore.

Will s4 have the first mormon female fish?

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Judge Dredd pops me

mormon chicks are like the ultimate normie chicks their biggest vice is crumbl cookies and the occasional soaking.

the chicks who apply to fishtank are fucked up freaks who are broken

what’s your beef

think of a special guest on bitchtank and then take the leap
can't say more rn

dw bout it

glad someone noticed

Letty is going to end up getting fucked by Ice Poseidon's robot if she continues down this IP2 road..

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my bad

could minibosses move the needle in bg2

pretty sure they were supposed to have 3 last time and just dropped it

Cole

Will the bloodgames cams be working this time?

cruising remake starring ben

yeah fail RP jimmy and tay weren't in a good place :(

is he wearing a leather satchel

where is TJ?

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rehab

tay crying inside the house and jimmy malding all night about us was good

So depressed he cant even bring himself to like Paytons cleavage photos

Nina and Claudia must pay

he wants taylor back

It's good we're finally addressing the elephant in the room - that being shadi, and when I refer to her as an elephant I'm not simply using the idiom, I mean because she's fucking fat and I just think it's a good thing we're being open and honest about addressing how fucking fat she is because frankly she's really unpleasant to look at or even think about so it's good that to balance that we use terms like "chunky obese gorilla" to ease into shadi discussion and make a more inviting environment for other posters while being mindful of the more disgusting body types like hers that unfortunately we have bear the burden of existing alongside

Death looks like Ariel

He's vibing

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manifesting an eating disorder for all you fatties out there. #itgetsbetter

hell never get another fucking chance

Baby Psychic division

baby psychic gestapo

Yeah but then she convinced low skilled workers to put their whole savings into rug pulls so they would give up again on life to make more of those kind of people

the second time, i was 8 and i would hang around a group of 3 girls who lived near my little cul de sac. one day they said they wanted to play doctor and we went underneath this huge trampoline in their backyard. they put rocks and grass in my private parts and held me down so i couldn’t move. i don’t know if that counts, but it was really scary for me

manifesting an eating disorder for all you betties out there. #itgetsfatter

Ok ex mormon chick then which is probably equally unlikely as they typically go new agey normie libtard.

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elisa lam type shit

once there was this girl who
was really really fat and black and big
she went to a concert with her friend
gave her a few pills and lost her
later she was found wearing a retard hat

mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm

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Letty forgot to tell him the Canadian trip is off he is probably walking around Toronto

Judge Fire = Scott
Judge Mortis = Vance
Judge Fear = Frank
Judge Death = Betty

Good. He needs to stay away from gambling whores

she will never ever even know you exist
and its for your own good you freak

business trip to talk to a lot of people

sponsored 2?

sending this dork as a representative on business trips is so grim.

shoulda sent Luke

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jet make the call

Fishtank is dead.

yeah, it died once meg quit

bloodgames 2 is gonna be the worst thing ever created

*black tts voice* Burt you need 2 listen 2 the boss negga jimmy use him 2 help you solve the clues ||||| Burtclan out

BURT STONKS TO THE MOON

Fishtank is dead.

wrong
trust jet's plan, it's advantageous to pretend to be retarded

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Is anyone streaming today?

was this a part of the plan

real blue collar shit

working real hard blue collar shit like getting drunk and chanting "bloodgames 2" while dancing at the club

CK

i don't like this pic of ben because it looks like someone injected him with jet cells and he's overdosing

driving an hour to the job site where foreman jet tells me to paint the ifunny logo on a 2x4

dip the brush
in the paint
dip the brush
in the paint

they need minibosses

never get a gf it changes you

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hangin with my bro in the workshop, readin dirty magazines
we seen two wiggas rockin, reminded us of what sam has been
then we start re-enactin everything that we had seen
that’s when i gave my bro head, gave my bro head
gave my bro head, i gave my bro head
i gave my bro head

2025

not self inserting as Burt

kwabpilled ngmimaxxers

Love and Life <3

idgi

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she's just blackout drunk again :/

it's called divine inspiration

pretty self-explanatory but what's up with replying to 5 day old tweets

gallo means cock in spanish. vgr sucks and worships cock

I would say focus more on diet rather than go really hard on exersise. 10 workouts a week will result in him going back to being fat piece of shit very quickly.

divine inspiration is posting cum tributes, this is meaningless dribbleslop

to each their own

Any chance Abi is glowing in the dark?

where is the funny abi tidbit

then i was 14 on new years. i was already drunk on vodka or something when this guy starts messaging me asking me to hang out. he is 20 and i met him on a camping trip and talked to him occasionally. he said there was more alcohol at his house so i said sure and he picked me up. we went to his apartment and there were like five other college aged guys there just partying. even though i was already drunk he kept giving me more and more drinks. he gave me a lot and was very

insistent on me finishing them. i was really blackout drunk when he asked if i wanted to hang out in his room. i could barely even see straight. a lot of it i can only remember in flashes. him kissing, then me asking if he can take me home, him showing me his dick, then him doing oral on me. throughout
it all i kept asking to go home, saying i didn't wanna, and was crying, but i couldn't really move or think clearly. i've never ever been that wasted before. after it happened he dropped me off at my friends house and i kind of stumbled back in and blacked out. they were commenting on how i had
hickeys not knowing what happened.

Wait wait wait, a 6 years older college guy?.........when did Brian say he played for Kansas?

Chicken should've continued to press Letty. He's too soft on her. Funny how her mods actually think she's over him but the moment he presses her on why she showed up at his room off cam before stream she starts running away kek. Even Tazo knows whats up.

gayest faggot shit i ever heard

Soda Man knows.

it probably wasn't even that interesting

i agree inr esponse to seeing this i just told him to walk 10k steps a day if he wants to go hard, he's just gonna burn out doing what he said
nothing like going on a work out kick, fucking your foot up, then being unable to even walk for months so you get even fatter

Is there a clip of this? Letty's mods have their heads so deep in the sand it's insane

I love the way they love

the follow up tweet was 2 hours later was she just stewing on it
i dont even know what the gay ayn rand quote means
(but i know she was also into bdsm like everyone VGR likes)

It just happened like 10 min. ago before she went back to her hotel. She's complaining about people treating her like a child kek. They're genuinely concerned for her and she's complaining. Bitch is so cooked.

To be fair, 'cardio' for Frank includes walking up a flight of stairs.

ayn rand was a total bitch

Is falling from them his rest between sets?

Brother Burt, have ya ever seen Reptar get a Cleveland steamer from Fat Albert? It's one of the most silly things I've ever seen

Stairmaster is great cardio. Less impact and more full leg engagement

just walk outside and get sun why everyone think they gotta use a machine to do normal human stuff

theyre now begging jet to end streamstars

it's not over?

grim

I wake up
I eat
I sleep
I dream i eat
I wake up
Rise & repeat

june 2, so they can end the s1 restream and some other orbiter event

If you’re already at the gym to lift then you might as well. But you’re right something like 5 miles a day of zone 2 cardio is best for fat loss which is just a brisk walk and you can do that anywhere.

Jon mind broke him
He won

Who is they?

As the temperature rises, CK will be wearing less layers of clothing on her manic streams.

She forgot to make up that vance was there weeping

waaah boohoo vance put rocks in my vagina. nobody cares.

all i ask is that some guy to make an edit of her pregnant

Chicken: Why did show up to my room randomly, off stream?

Letty: UMMMMMM... I was trying to see something

Chicken: See what? What were you trying to see huh?

Letty: Umm,,, Anyway.... *runs away back to the group*

Literally running away from her problems

Vance is a bad guy

streamstars should've only been 2 weeks

it was only 2 weeks it ended w/ cryokeen being kicked

this is top 3 fishtank related images for me

lifelost needs to figure it out AYO

Why does a rapists want to perform oral sex so bad?

foreplay duh

It was obviously just a gimmick to get people to use their video host which pays the wiggers in bitcoin for the site users unknowingly performing distributed processing for them

I guess the though process is something like

I feel bad about raping this person

I will perform oral sex on them

This gives me no direct pleasure - it's a selfless act

Therefore I'm not raping them

Shadi is a fat retarded nigger

Easier penetration
I don't make the rules
If it was up to me I'd jam it in dry every time

she's a good woman

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It's like when she really realized that she was worthless, that everything she had put herself through only served to disadvantage and degrade her.

the raping blob

lynch all of israel

Anyone else here who actually like Abi despite the shitposting?

i like her i just don't respect her

Yes but she is officially unsaveable and we need to be moving on.

i don't really hate anyone except jet i like most people

Post the picture where his penis is covered in ladyboy bussy juice while Letty loses her mind

did he get a lip piercing

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love all of ella

Abi is a good girl it's just her autism and the fact she can't say no that she ended up in the Shadi circle. Hope she learnt her lesson and moves on.

incredible that he found a way to present himself even more like a gay man than before

Piercings usually dont only go halfway through the lip. Its probably a piece of cum that shimmers in the light

hey you know what i think i will

I bet this hoe gets real dirty

this looks very gay

Abi doesn't have autism she's just retarded but we still love her

when do you think she is gonna start an only fans

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Abi is a good girl

she can't say no

Hope she learnt her lesson and moves on

Simps will never learn...

As soon as she's leeched as many followers as she can off of frank white castle

I just got off work.
Lettycucks, how we coping?

they are hopeless

Did Letty really get cucked?

The Letty Humiliation Ritual arc is brutal

She's over him

She got the ick!

Lube it when a plan Coochs together

Taylor is a top 9000 instagram account now, Greg status?

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can yall start calling me The Wallet Inspector?

Wanting nice things for people does not make one a simp unless they are investing money and energy. Cool it with the false simp accusations

fuck that loser

glad to see she's doing well

God I can't wait to see the first lettycuck suicide. They can't let bettycucks out do them.

hellyeah the goat's still truCKin'

the wannabe wiggers and wannabe e-girls of the fishtank universe are genuinely the most pathetic people on earth. imagining larping and pining to be literal societal waste, spending the rest of your life replyfagging to shmuley hyde's twitter taint

She's going to get cucked again by Lupka. Even she knows it and it's the reason why she was upset today.
Remember when Mizzy got Poo in the loo botted on Insta during S3. Well Taylor also has been getting the same support. She even has her own personal guard in these threads.
He is a simp anon. Nothing wrong in wanting the best for someone but not at the expense of your own mental well being. The fag truly believes she's entirely the victim in all of this.

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is that the Canadian simp? I always figured he was pajeet or chincel

holy cringe

yes and

this is what fishtank does to people

Why is it that Charls, Nick and Kike never talk about suburbia breeding school shooters??

Affordable living? Sustainable urbanis?

Smells like daddy Thiel!

Is that Joshimuz?

what is your obsession with suburbia?

respect the gimmick for the good of the business

Abi is a good girl

cite literally a single instance that points to that besides you wanting to lube her cooch

She tried to save some abandoned kittens in her back yard
But only to follow that up with abandoning them for her wigger love interest Jet

Grim

She always left after a few days and refused to be subjected to torture

snowbunny

Still holding out hope for lettys virginity here who is with me

But she enjoyed watching others suffer so who cares that just mean she has self respect. Do you know who else had self respect? Ted Bundy.

attend your classes in person, bro.

i did, ama

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that's because she's ain't built for it and meltdowns, it has nothing to do with her having tegridy

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