/smg/ - Stock Market General

Huge gains edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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for free anon?

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Walter Melon

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Make that 31%

14.88

blessed

made $12 scalping small caps (this can purchase ~5 lbs of yogurt). still see the soxx grinding higher and higher, but too afraid to touch it, it's moved a lot on small information and i own so much intc and semis that if they rugpulled it it would hit me extra hard. do see that s&p is fighting with 5900 this morning. don't think they're gonna let it close above that today but we will see, said it already but can't stress enough how big a good deal with china would be for the markets.

Where the fuck are you buying yogurt that it's that cheap?

THE ARABIAN WAY

costco. i admit it's not as good as fage brand but it's pretty good for smoothies. in the past costco carried fage and think they still do at some locations.

nonfat

People like you make me sick.

Look at the 30y

did it again, + 29 today. tempted to try it again here but that would be too cute. probably gonna brag to my mom instead, she knows exactly how much $29 is worth. starting to look like indices may have topped for the day. who knows though. really wish i could be close with my crush. reply to my comments, say good morning, let's build our relationship again. there's nothing that's happened between us that is too much to bear. we'd make a really good couple i just know it. let me treat you like the princess you are. hope you are doing well and that life is giving you what you want.

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well, seems like HOOD is gonna be one of those stocks I'll forever look at the same way boomers look at Apple stock because they didn't buy it back in the day

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I pulled all the money in this account into cash in around Sept 2024 and sat on it. Then the day after Trump tweeted something about being a good time to buy, I bought in. How's I doing?

Didn't want to risk doing options since who fucking knows what's gonna happen next

niggervideo up 6,4% today

short HIMS
short PLTR

new stock idea:
What if you buy every stock under 5 cents? One of them is bound to be the next megacap in 50 years and you will make billions

How about saying exactly what you're trading and making money on? If you're gonna blogpost at least put some useful info in there.

I hate how the fucking greeks and faggots (fruits) have infiltrated our yogurt department so hard it's fucking impossible to find plain whole milk yogurt.

Well Satan you just very accurately described every commodity investing boomer.
They all have like 50 different miners in their portfolio and when one of them gets lucky, it's enough to offset their massive losses suffered from 99% of the failure companies.
You just need enough capital to pull this off.

i did. small caps tna. and i just did it again. +45 today.
that's a real shame. if the business owners in your area were any good though they would order to meet demand. like the full fat greek yogurt, i put whipped cream on it and it tastes like cheesecake.

was looking in the apps today and found something new to play with... cfds. nice new gambling option and looks less risky than the certs and turbos

gonna have some toast, tea, and shower. calling it quits for today. don't really know what's gonna happen, didn't even intend to trade so i'm not worried about being below target, just happy to profit. mom went golfing so i'm all alone today, gonna hit the vice stores, hopefully while she's gone i don't like her to see me doing that stuff, and gonna try to make the gym tonight, been missing it too often on account of all the vice. sending a heartfelt message of affection to my crush, ready to get back to courting you any time, you're a few actions away from a very different life darling (better).

my investing this year.

i held nigvideo down 30% and then down 40%. now im 8% away from breakeven.

this is so pathetic man, hope you get out of your delusion

damn this bullrun feels unstoppable

Too bad they're not good cars because they were cheap as hell used a month ago

That coinbase call I sold really fucked me. Still managed to walk away with 3k profit for holding since liberation day.

delusions

no i really traded, here's the record. the toast had strawberry jam on it and the tea is still hot. i occasionally have hallucinations but they've come way down along with the crying since i got back to the gym.

new stock idea:

What if you buy every stock under 5 cents? One of them is bound to be the next megacap in 50 years and you will make billions

most future megacaps never get down to 5 cents. They never start at that level, and never get down to that level

Man, this place is dying. I was wondering why so many poorfag vatnik brainwashed parrots have been on smg lately. Please stay on your containment boards.

I kind of want to boomerbuy Toyota. I feel like Akio and his samurai must somehow be right about hydrogen and the water spirits will reward diversification.

mfw ten smekel strike lums one year out

lum is a one thousand dollar stock, dont change my mind (you can't)

whats the point of collecting money if its not possible to get a gf like that

Not worth it

Demon Slayer and DitF are shit tier anime. would not fuck 0/10

this is the best economy ever.

They really are drill baby drilling. A bit of an underappreciated aspect of the bull case since we were associating low oil prices mostly with demand

COINBASE JUST WONT STOP! I need to stop looking at it before I do something irrational.

What do you niggers think about PAAS?

The stock market is the new bread and circuses to appease a dying empire.

i like it. gj jews.

we'll be back to ATH's next month

democrats will still pretend that we are in a great depression after ignoring and spinning 4 years of Biden.

Nah they'll pivot, probably to corruption. That's politics.

No tax on tips and no tax on overtime gutted from tax bill.

oh wow i sold too soon again

imagine if it goes straight to 150 as recommended recently by the analyst

SOXL

cant wait for 20 by next week. I got 6 $30 calls already at a 350% return with expiry at EOY.

That hamon is too exaggerated, it's a fake. Could still be a good sword but it's kind of tacky. The female likewise is likely using photoshop in addition to other tricks, though might still be passable in the sexo department.

Everytime analyst recommend VALE it drops another 2-3%. Someone needs to shut them up.

good. no free rides for table wagies.

i wonder if tsla will have bull energy left for tomorrow

i did go back and trade one more time, made $5, +49 for the day. just got back from the vice stores, glad i wasn't trading this, woulda got smacked. seems like a dip that can be bought and be in profit by tomorrow morning but actually think it goes lower tomorrow and you wanna buy ~3 hours into tomorrow's session i think. otherwise pretty good trading day my account is up nicely, solid gains on the nasdaq and not seeing anything too concerning other than we may have gone up too far too fast but that's bullish really.

Thinking of making a $500 account just for gambling to see how fast I lose it all trying my hand at trading. I've just been DCAing into ETFs and that is pretty boring watching stocks all day. Seems like you just buy in the morning and sell at lunch time before the afternoon sell off on any stock that is green.

easy $50 per day minimum. don't forget to use stoplosses to minimize damage from bad bets

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
-0.29% here, not sure what the market is thinkin, mischief probably.

Dems absolutely btfo and anally penetrated back to China town. Imagine betting against America, where you fucking live. They could have used tlsa gains to fly the fuck out

Its all so tiring

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thats a boy

Is not

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+1.7%

Anon Babble has 4 active threads in the catalog

we've been using the same thread for 2 weeks

It's so Joever.

this thread was posted today

We've finally recovered YTD

Thank fuck I doubled my leverage last month

biz has been filled with liberal faggots since january

today was two weeks ago

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+2.9%
Pretty well but held back by the CAD and USD dying vs the SEK

i bought a lot of $BITU and some $SOXL/$TQQQ
in recent months.

That reminds me of lunch poster. An anon from long ago, he always had this in his lunch. I miss him.

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i'll tell you about my trading, it's been a month and a week now, +2900, thought i was a little better but just checked the ledger. had 1 very big win day, + 1200, but otherwise wins have been "consistent," more often than loss days by a lot but generally 60-120/day and i bet 4-6000 on levered etf's but one of my big losses was on an individual stock but i learned a lesson there even so soxl and labu are not safer vehicles or anything. getting away from the point. losses are less frequent but wide ranging. a few small loss days and a few big loss days. all my big losses could have been avoided if i had just taken a small loss. watched them go bad and get worse and worse second by second. try not to do that. then again i've turned big losers into big winners by holding on, avoided big losses with big hope.... hard game to play i am ngl but i have made a good streak of it, but i've had luck on my side i like the uppy etf's not the downy ones.

which brings me to another point, think tomorrow will be down. gotta prepare for it mentally. some tea leaves tell me it is coming. then again it might be violently up, particularly small caps. have to watch and see. golden age believers should buy small caps. permascam believers should... watch and see how things develop. you never really know. but tomorrow is a good day to scam and then up until friday.

Remember the imposter lunch bro that asked what was for lunch, but he just posted his penis? That was hilarious.

That could have been any one of us frankly.

Not with that shrimp dick

>today was two weeks ago

damn you're right!

after hour is looking a bit jewish rn

Don't throw shade at my BJC just because you're jealous.

Finally hold a stock for chunky divi

its MBG

look for the dividend after payment date

IBKR marks a 26% decrease

clearing house imposed divi tax on a foreign citizen based on local laws

how is this ok?