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-- Betty still a horny freak
-- Shadi still a slampig
-- Claire still a sucks
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/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #557
jet neptune dies today
i'm claire
Any modern woman >5/10 is engaged in some form of prostitution.
Claire do you have anything to say about yunistis
yeeeeeh suck it yew dirty lil injun slut
Jet Neptune died today (Claire killed their baby)
-- Josie still a Navajo queen
total simp death
Why is claire lingering
claire podcast - the finale
take me back to the funny abi tidbit
bye pedophiles
you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you
what did claire do exactly that got shadi upset at her?
shadi is jealous because she wanted to fuck production too
i mean jimmy's technically a writer for Bloodgames now so in a way she got what she wanted
asked her to reach out to tj
Violent s&m sex with claire
Fishtank is a modern human sacrifice death cult. You could have been groomed into a fertility cult but those aren’t as common in this age of man.
what do you mean sam was totally into shadi.
nobody has ever loved you
disgusts me that claire still had jet's dna inside her while isaac took her to red robin
she said that about 20 times during bitchtank and moaned every time he punched her
the fat nigger would obviously fuck anyone who has even the tiniest amount of clout
all large girl know is lie and clout chase
When did claire confirm taylor fucked jet?
what is wrong with isaac
honestly good for him, that whole jetbomb is a blessing in the sky
fuck you and fuck anyone that makes up bullshit rumors youre all fucking scum
you can't believe anything she says but she replied with "ck" to that post
Josie!
Claire mad that Letty's higher on the foodchain
women are incapable of love
its believable jet fucked ck still she was apparently still having regular text conversations with them like 8 months after season 2 ended
claire didnt ever confirm taylor. its just people speculating based on taylor being there a week before bloodgames and during s2 after her elimination
like you would even know you loser piece of shit
Josie
Maybe in Jet's dreams but we all know he tried to get with her even before season 1.
maybe you're right, they do LOVE content reels
cleh who fucked jacob?
too white
Was Sylvia gooned by production?
if there's girls desperate enough to fuck jimmy and jet for clout surely we can get some sort of poontang delivered to cryo island
i rescind my hateful comments towards shadi they were made in error
manifesting
cheating is emotional rape
she’s still shadi
woah mama
Do funders get access to the cleh sex tape?
how much you want to bet he promises production jobs for pussy
S3 flopped cause none of the girls were fucking the wiggers. How are they supposed to bring their A-game if they have blue balls?
He did give Josie one so he’s not a total liar
Why do you think they bring airsoftfatty and Frank out?
Slampigs.
i unironically had the same thought, no wonder the wiggers were fucking miserable and didn't feel like seeing the season through to the end lol.
youre not worth loving let alone even loveable shut the fuck up youre just a coping loser
If Jet is getting THAT much fishussy just imagine how much Ben gets since he's the charismatic one.
Cryo being a loser is just a bit he is actually a crypto multi millionaire (some say 8 figs) and is swimming in trim. Swimming in it. Cryo island? You know why they call it that right? He owns the whole thing.
Why we brosies can't have our own autistic canadian to sperg against seethers?
gofundme to buy jet a chastity cage for his mushroom clitty so he stops fucking all our waifus
Can we talk about something positive for once?
yeah jimmy, sodaman, and julianna are writing bloodgames 2 that’s pretty cool
Would you like to discuss the ongoing genocide of the Boer people in South Africa? They are dutch diaspora so it's a positive development, in progress.
It's sodama'am
let’s start being hopeful instead of hanging on every negativity to bring these people down
they got andy freaking dick!
manifesting a meteor destroying bloodgames 2
Sodaman your writing is shit and nobody gives a fuck about your contributions
name something positive.
does claire still have an open invitation to bloodgames 2?
but first and foremost a content queen
claire’s std test was positive
we should just crowd fund our own version of fishtank that doesnt suck. At this point its obvious the wiggers will never deliver the goods again.
as long as claire’s legs are open.
it’s ma’am btw sorry i’m still accepting my truth
some of you guys need a stern talking to
Sodama'am has to write without copying what Anon Babble is talking about it
She's cooked, and valid
blood games Palestinian vampires
Bloodgames 2 should just be an intervention for Claire and her alcoholism. Cryo can be her accountabilibuddy. Sodama'am, steal my idea, please. Whatever you come up with will be worse.
How do we know that Jet fucked anyone again?
Name a character after yourself, so they start as a gay man and then have their quest arc becoming a tranny just like you irl. Like a Saul to Paul sort of journey, except in this case it is a gay man discovering he is in fact a tranny. It will be powerful and impactful. Relatable to a large portion of the audience.
It wouldn't be the same, most of the enjoyment of fishtank has always been shitting on it and the people making it
Criminal profiling. Jet has fucked everyone he has ever dealt with in one way or another. It's just logic.
if we crowd fund it though we can be the ones who fuck all the girls and make all the money though
He's what we in the industry like to call "a rapist with a heart of gold"
I'm claire and I fucked jet and killed his baby with alcohol and drugs! I got caught up in the glamour of it!
My whole apartment block shakes like 7-9 times every night from Gaza getting bombed
i'll be the hateable slavic showrunner thanks direct the simpable mids to my dms
that was bella before she crashed out
I would actually enjoy lmaoing my ass off in chat at the people who funded it as it crashes and burns even worse than the wiggers. As bad as the wiggers are, and they are bad, streamstars showed us the cream of the crop of Neptroon/Male Dating Experience fans.
Just imagine it for a moment if you would. He may be onto something.
that's what ADL was and it was just boring
Powtank was really good for how quickly it came together, Jacob should try it again and distance himself from Fishtank.
haley but that's hearsay
why dont they hire me? ducky alone is better than anything sodaman has ever done.
it's called outcast house and you're all part of the show
its called adl and aperture tank. the wiggers have semi competent professionals that do all the behind the scenes work that makes the show actually function. look at the rv to see what it looks like when it fails.
TJ went to Korea, making Claire relapse on alcohol. Drunk Claire ruined each and every one of her relationships over the course of a month. Shadi in particular felt especially slighted, so much so that she told us that Claire fucked Jet. She gave receipts in the form of text messages that fit in with things they’ve posted in these threads months ago.
Finding some funny way to completely implode fishtank-ism would be positive. Really positive actually. I’m not watching this shit anymore for kicks and giggles. I want to choose how it ends.
not creature?
oh probably i forgot about her
Sodaman witnessed a rape did nothing bout it
abi knows claire fucked production, keeps her mouth shut despite being fucked over
claire learns abi got gooned by letty, leaks it immediately unprompted
curious
Sodama'am perpetuates the cycle of rape
jacob has no pull anymore
not what happened but ok
Have we ever hired Slavs in here?
wrong, educate yourself
i waited months while she was accusing her "best friend" of something i disagree with and also playing some game with jet to get in my head
it is what it is
I'm open to it
say what you will about jet but he does make Sound Products
no one has hired me
TTS on 24/7 and at an affordable price
TTS completely uncensored
No annoying to the audience blaring SFX
Cast of loveable loser outcasts like S1/S2
Challenges have real rewards
Eliminations aren't rigged
Have a long list of activities and challenges pre-planned
Freeloaders actually get incentive to make people quit
fishtoys that are actually fun and interactive
Overall tone is chaotic and mischievous
We just have to find someone mildly famous to be the host. The only reason fishtank itself got popular was because of Sam being the host.
Remember this?
getting blackpilled after seeing videos of gender reveals by blowing up leftover houses in Gaza.
It's already a rubble.
What else is there to blow up, man?
woah
Claire impersonator had to return to his planet
i know just the guy
Would daddy johnny be proud?
You dumb fucking bitch, Claire
fine bye
gonna go play disney game and listen to trisha paytas podcast
ongezellig taught me they were good actually
Would daddy chris?
bye pedophile
So are we all wrong and Jet is actually sexy? He pulls all the ladies, even betty was mad he fucked that other egirl instead of her
no one has the tact for this it’s been tried
Is it inappropriate to use work emails to reveal the escapades of a two faced glamorous whore?
Hypothetically speaking
Who?
playing some game with jet to get in my head
You aren't that important. And both abi and jet are far too stupid to coodinate a plan
But why tell us specifically?
hey it wouldn't be your fault if an email from outside the company randomly tells you information you didn't know
Shadi leaked texts from claire saying she fucked him
his gmail is the same as his instagram username
use that one
there's like a 10% chance Jet has no idea what's going on itt and I like to think we're in that 10% world.
Summoning the claire impersonator
if i had a nickel for every time james charles leaked dms to try to get out of a pickle i wouldn't feel the need to get gooned for money
I miss the threads before bitchtank
francesca capaldi
i miss not knowing about this place
maybe i'll run back to the subreddit
these threads would be dead as fuck if it weren't for bitchtank drama. really it's jet's fault for how bad s3 was.
you'll be lucky to have internet access soon so enjoy it while you can
plz drop the trvthnvke about yunistis before you go
maybe you can move in with shadi in van's basement
Tayleigh banned from blood games 2
HAHAHAHAHAH
idek who that is
i wldve preferred the threads dying over this
why anyone would willingly go back on the show is unfathomable to me
anyways
It feels like everytime the ftl collective is on the verge of a major artistic or cultural breakthrough, a woman shows up to derail us.
Ur going to hell cuz u don't like my show!
Jetty don't make me come down to Rhode Island and flick those titties
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uhoh
dear mr. peck
a matter has come to my attention that must be addressed
this thread sucks
i dont understand why you are just cool with them fucking up your life like you claim they did. why would you let them do it to potentially another claire. wouldnt you wish someone had ended it before you got on?
trust the plan
because she's a liar, dawg
she stayed for several more nights after the "rape" and fucked jet before and after and planned to do it again
she just leaves out major parts of the story to make herself seem better
how come you're in literally none of these family photos
it's like you don't even exist
i hate your guts u dont get to change the past
we are who we choose to be
i hate being on camera
yeah and you choose to be a lying whore again and again and again and now you can't even be anything else
you were already in and could have done undercover spy shit was fucking jet that bad that you couldnt fake it?
The only rumor I remember from back then after she got eliminated was Scott apparently hitting it. Pretty sure that was just a joke though. Sylvia might have gotten lucky leaving at the right time and also being a fat piece of lard with a horrible style that no one wanted to fuck besides Sex With Sylvia anon.
should have mentioned that to jet
ADL had more activity in it than Season 1, it just didn't have the TTS base fishtank has and a dedicated site tailored to the experience. Fishtank isn't a very complex product to make, no single fish has the paypig army that Sam diligently sculpted over a decade which makes all the mini-tanks fail.
actually i told the truth to my therapist today and felt relief for the first time in ages
I faked the text message pictures
Cole=cucked by brian
Claire=cucked by letty
Poetry
i did literally i shat on nina for sending nudes and then suing the guy for leaking them before i went on the show
i hate to think that's why he did it but i wouldnt put it past him
anyways
He's kind of giving me Eliot Page vibes here can u imagine if these 2 stylish young niggas linked up? :O
yeah that will last for about a day and then you'll realize it didn't change shit except how other people perceive you
it doesn't undo anything
whatever
i'm not going to michigan im afraid ck will skin me alive
Most like to think that if they were to witness something bad happening that they'll jump into action to do the right thing but the reality is most people wont do anything.
he did it because you're a whore and it was funny to him to use you
if you think jet didn't show every wigger in the house and have a laugh about it you're delusional
sam hyde has seen your anus
Apologize to Jet and your family
accsoon is why adl failed. they had no tech guys also didnt help that most of the novelty of fishtank are the camera angles and the room switching.
i never thought that deep down but i wanted to
also im not a whore, that's haley
vgr coping in the kiwifarms
get a life dude
Yeah it turns out being a surrogate father figure for the retarded can pay. Ever since he got whipped by his Jewish masters though the money has never been the same. He saw the golden city and then promptly fell from the wall before he could exploit it's spoils very sad common story many such cases lost in Hollywood kinda stuff
lmao may 12th was going to be a ck roadtrip. holy grim
still denying the success of powtank, vgr?
no balls
You mean the website where the admin had a multi terabyte repository of animal torture porn for "archival purposes"?
powtank m words
im not a whore
quick poll, raise your hand if jet neptune has stuck his cock in you
hmm, no one but claire? weird
Lol. Hating on her was most of the fun but it makes sense she's not invited back because of how much of a poor sport she was.
Dr Prosecco is not a real therapist!
that's haley
lmao bex coined "slut gang woo" about you specifically
werent you just saying that jacob was running powtank as an abi grooming house and that you left because you didnt want to be ya squad’s next victim
SLUT GAAAAANNNGGGG
we are who we choose to be
No, we are what we do. And you fuck wigger producers to feel like a glamorous whore
the worst part is going to be mr. gervasini having to dig into your sister's college fund to file all the takedowns when jet's phone gets "hacked"
you told the rapist you want to fuck letty?
she was on ozempic right?
claire should think about getting a little tattoo of a fight jet air plane on her thigh
Since bitchtank ended Haley has been the least repulsive bitch of the 4, hell even less than Kato rat and the aussie giant. I am now Haley Gang. They could learn a thing or 2 about her, do your shit on the show and quit being annoying cunts in OUR space
fishtank will soon get our very own kelly baltazar woo! slut gang! bitches stay pressed!
Her husband said she wasn't and she really lost the weight the legit way.
Never too late hayleybro
I think everyone in the thread should take 5 minutes to say something nice about Claire. We're far too negative here, we should by trying to uplift her in her time of need.
Haley openly cheated on her Husband with Jet since before even arriving. She's just been radio silent for the most part unlike the other girls.
claire’s therapist needs a therapist
it's advantageous
Bill Ottman gonna be seething. "NO. YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT THAT SAID WE'RE IMMUNE TO REVENGE PORN LITIGATION. STOP NOW." type shit ha ha
She's just been radio silent
Yes thats what i like about her. Its also why i like TJ, he never overstays his welcome like so many other fish
Every therapist has a therapist. Shit is a cult
You can tell she doesn't even watch the show!
Me either I just come here to make fun of jetty and the gang
i'm pretty sure everyone condemning claire would have made the exact same choice if the roles were reversed
I really want mauro on bloodgames 2. Sneed would verbally evicerate him
hailey got booked for domestic abuse
Repeat after me anons:
My past does not define me. I will find a woman to love me for who I am despite filling screenshot folders with three seasons of fishtank girls and their social media posts as my main social outlet during 2024.
Thats based. Her husband is a bitch.
lmao. that's 100% him. it's funny that he's talking about himself in the third person too.
Beaner gibberish
I will say I'm proud
Well,sweaty, you shouldn't be, fatso
Fat
claire would eviscerate anyone else for doing half of what she's done
she's called other girls whores again and again for doing much less
that's why she's the absolute worst and needs to fuck off
rules for thee but not for me
I take way better screenshots than capping any of those ugly fishtank cunts
Who has the webm of Taylo and Mike (Goblin rapist) that was filmed before Booodgames?
Therapy is gay and letting some jew foid poke around your brain reflects weakness and inadequacy
neck yourself
She might be the most narcissistic fish ever. The only 1 that can compete is mizzy but mizzy is actually chill.
The only reason i even liked her during bitchtank was because i was hoping she would kill herself on her birthday and make jet clean it up but nope, the dumb bitch lived
can we talk about taylor pretending that fish tank isn't a thing
latinx are dumber then blacks
There needs to be a show with all female production to test that theory
Is Aperture also theEXTINGUISHER?
She's more popular than Fishtank
its demonic
okay but they’d have to be ugly like jet because guys wouldn’t fuck for fishtank clout
Assume any fat donator is Aperture
BREAKING NEWS: Fishtank related e-girl has fucked another guy today
Holy shit...
it's brown
Taylor is skinny again
Cole's crashout stream was so good and it ages like wine. Drinking his beer out of sight from the camera out of quiet shame, his scuffed Under Armour balaclava look, the sun rising on a new day as he sits in his car laughing at how fucked he is. And the funniest thing was that even still he handled it with more grace than Claire posting 100 posts a day in these threads or Nina subjecting herself to a one-sided open relationship with a man who was raped by Andy Dick. Strawberry fields forever.
green aura with flies
super gay
i'm certain that cole's car stream is the greatest piece of fishtank media ever created
when did cole posting shift from being genuinely funny and awesome to completely parasocial and cringe?
shut the fuck up sodama’am you ugly bitch
the legit way
meth?
they let her keep it
powtank was on the site while adl and greg tank were not, also i'm not vgr. jon is dismissive of the contestants but its the wrong kind of dismissiveness and he comes across as mentally retarded on the stuff he focuses on. counting rice is a classic because it makes the fish question why they're even on the show because its so fucking stupid and dismissive. jacob has the right mindset but not the paypig army that sam has.
Hey dickheads, Jet did not really hook up with Haley in the bathroom.
It was just a bit.
he comes across as mentally retarded
jon? you sure we’re taking about the same guy?
making every word lowercase isn’t going to fool me vgr. at least we can count on your pedantic sophistries.
jon? you sure we’re taking about the same guy?
its a different brand of wetardism as a show runner he displays.
making every word lowercase isn’t going to fool me vgr. at least we can count on your pedantic sophistries.
keep punching at air retard.
Claire impersonator is avoiding me
i aint do shit
Nada es real...
Cole at least had / has a job.
powtank was on the site while adl and greg tank were not
streamstars was on the site you moron and look how that worked out. getting sick of having to humor the headcanon and astroturfing on here.
The bathroom bit was the funniest thing to happen in Fishtank history but most of you just arent ready to accept that.
But Sam probably did
sex with jet caused abi to lose complete control of her life
Ogre held bad by only destroying her pc. She lived with him for years and never worked and still cheated. What a whore
scott sullivan fucked my bitch
The meme of Scott rawdogging Haley on the bathroom floor is the funniest Fishtank related meme ever posted.
my favorite part of the stream was his outfit, so goofy looking
headcanon and astroturfing
I understand those are buzzwords you see often, but neither work here. Can you please learn the meaning of words before you use them?
I still think about her
how old are you?
Scottie is beautiful
streamstars was on the site you moron and look how that worked out. getting sick of having to humor the headcanon and astroturfing on here.
streamstars made jet a retarded amount of money for no effort dipshit you can literally track their income these days using the kf site fishtank.observer
Truth nuke
If cole was female he could have gotten away with so much more and jet would never kick him because he would want a crumb of pussy.
The confirmation that the girls all fuck the wiggers really soured me on the whole show. Of course jet won't try to make a good show when the retarded whores fuck him for doing BITCHTANK of all things.
And you just know any tts involving claire or abi will be censored because jet is a thin skinned faggot
Expert hobbyist tranny spotter here. You can clearly see where the Adams apple used to be, and if you take a short peak at his manly chin you can also see surgery scars and some stubble from poorly performed electrolysis.
That's a man baby
literally doesn’t matter. those same paypigs hop around wherever they want to.
Claire larper ... home...
The treatment Jet gave Binx in s3 is crazy considering they knew they sent her a fishtank related email before, and that she 100% knew about the show before. She did nothing but try to aura share with Alex until he was gone and people found out how fucking boring and unfunny she was.
Haley: I pretended to sleep with a member of production.
Shadi: I wanted to sleep with a member of production.
Claire and Abi: Hold our beer and watch this.
Anyways anybody know how to reverse bonesmashmaxxing gains? I recently came to the realization that I'm actually female.
You killed the man, not the idea.
could’ve been funny but too poorly worded. its like a boomer just heard about all this drama.
Yeah its so clear jet was just trying to fuck. It was memed to hell but i dont think many people actually believed it. Now we have confirmation that all he does is try to fuck every girl and thats his main motivation for the show.
I wonder if sam fucked mizzy, i honestly don't think he did but i wouldnt be surprised to find out he did
idk if i’m gonna be able to watch fishtank again without thinking of jet gooning to the cams, picking out his next sluts
(Better)laire should have stayed longer
Xiomara glow up is real
i see the 1 pbtid adl posters are back to lap up jet’s cum again
Most of you are wigger bots
a class act, easily dwarfs everything fishtank related as far as art goes
if only he didn't bitch out, entire season 2 series would have been about him
scottberry fields mma
She’s in a better mood now that crypto is in a recovery trend
stfu faggot
bless
every single TTS, season pass and donation sent to fishtank was for the purpose of jet fucking
broken, mentally ill delusional e-whores.
cuckoldry and findom all in one.
there is nothing more repulsing than fishtank and its paypigs on the internet.
Mexico Tank next year
Perfect Mexican Life later this year
Million Pesos Extreme presents: World Beans script: WIP
swapping jet’s cum into jon’s mouth. unreal.
she looks 40
If Mizzy is back on bloodgames shes 100% fucking one of them.
so?
jet creates a zoomer right-wing big brother
nearly every girl on it has done porn or had nudes leak
he fucks them because he has money/fame
doesn't warrant discussion, how did you people not know this?
Claire was on Powtank
where do we go from here? anyone start a militia
bruised, broken, but brave. this is the story of claire's vagina.
I’m in Trisha Militia
blue blown and busted
bots
just smart enough to leave once he realizes the rest of the show will be production and fish clowning on him for his unique personality
just dumb enough to go on the show in the first place
why did they omit taylor and who is that suppose to be with fatty?
Scottie is eternal. His warriors are innumerable as they are loyal, and his spies are legion. Equally competent at love and war both. There are verifiable legends about him going back hundreds if not thousands of years and I'll bring the receipts.
Toilet Taylo was not an integral character. The woman who won the dating show.
the old lady from the chris dating show that they made that one night. most of the freeloaders arent there
she was there longer than most of the people in the drawing
I don't even see Scottie he should be front and center
im lookikng @ taylor doing instagram ads for gambling now shes so fucking hot
name 1 taylor funny moment and you can't bring up the bread
Not really. I bet it would have been a jon type situation where after a while people would get bored of him not participating and they would just want him gone. Can you see cole doing the puke jumping jacks, puke hotdogs or eat the bugs in the end?
The clown streams
6 out of every 10 of your posts are duds in any given thread.
It was fun to imagine him trying and failing to fuck every girl like a perverted charlie brown
cole would try and do it but bitch out in a funny way while crying whereas jon just walks off and whines
who said she was meant to be comedy relief? pretending she wasnt an integral part of the season is just retarded
Is that jc or ck next to cole? If its jc why is she showing tummy? She never did that
You miss 10 out 10 of the shots you don't take bruh I'll take it
no wonder clarie seething at nina like a rabid beast.
nina gets gooned by the likes of nigga vack.
imagine how worthless you must be to be jets side piece.
you are hung up on a drawing from a fan dipshit
jet cast a bunch of gay males for s3 so they wouldnt steal his action (binx)
Damn look at this depressed lil nigga gettin all catty. I like it.
i can respect that
they probably know she wants to be omitted
Is that jc or ck next to cole? If its jc why is she showing tummy? She never did that
Its JC wearing her polkadot shirt. The image is missing Abi as well who was more important than Jacky for sure.
Keep swinging on those niggas
nobody knows you exist
ScottSullivanMMA's FISTtank: Battle of the Sexes
she didnt?
What now
time to pack our shit and leave
Cobra Unit
The Pain: Shinji
The Fear: Simmons (fear of markyposting)
The End: Binx
The Joy: Tay (blonde)
The Sorrow: Betty
The Fury: Jimmy
Naked Snake: Alex B
because they have respect for people
watch kill! (1968)
when is the s2 final going to be restreamed?
It's safe to Claire's criticism of letty was just projection right
You open the door to find yourself back in bedroom 2, day one
Turn to page 1
Abi why can't you be as cute as Tüna?
youtube.com
Who is ocelot?
Abi
Is the house still for sale on the market or did they abandon that idea? Was the listing for twice what they paid a year later supposed to be a bit? Sam Hyde has hid behind his post irony for too long and someone just needs to torture him to find out if he's really retarded or not and settle this.
The two cunts who thought they were better then everyone ended up being the worst
The irony
We all knew thats what he was doing. The shocking thing is that it works on these dumbass women
this doesn't mean she wasn't an integral part of the story because she wasn't saying the n word like jimmy
alt right hates when women express them self through only fans or sex in general but love 2 encourage burt jerking off and wanting 2 watch him get naked
JC is so freaky looking
I was browsing reddit while sitting on the toilet last night and Burt was on the fishtank sub saying he wants to fuck alex while gorlock watches. Burt is annoying but it made me kek
Normal
burts an awful person and a fag but I'm not watching bloodgames 2 if hes not in it
youtube.com
this is literally betty and treefingers
Normal
greg on bloodgames 2 is gonna be very chungusarino
or getting you off the trail
weren’t you taking a break
facts dude I jerk off every night just thinking about the kino his interactions with jimmy be, burt it up, BBC burt clan, let's burt off baby bro kek
When Kanye West says "Nigga Heil Hitler" he's doing it in response to shit like that. The very concept of shit like that demands just a complete use of a sort of Skyrim style words of power dragon shout that just shocks the people putting that crap out there in the world. Nigga Heil Hitler both identifies the problem and harms it simultaneously. There's no negotiating with that utter mockery of quality, don't even entertain it. Just follow your instinct which compels you to shout Nigga Heil Hitler at it and walk away.
the song sucks, you just like the shock of saying heil hitler
Why do you hate the brothers? You racist PIECE OF SHIT
I was but then I saw the claire stuff and keked so hard i had to come back plus its going to rain for like 4 days straight so i have nothing better to do
true that sounds boring, we should get payton instead shes funny
maybe tj can cry about his ex for the 500th time publically
these are your people
Appouh. Downey. Dick. Neptune.
Burt, Greg, Jimmy and Binx leading the charge. redditgames 2 is going to be kinorino!
tbqh that's less deranged that posting about how hot you think women cutting themselves is
If they don't have an aggitating force similar to Jon on Blood Games 2 its going to be absolutely horrible
Burt is based
Closet racist and homosexual benleaks doesn't like it when a POC gets represented on his racist chud shkw
we should get payton
Agreed
how hard did benleaks burt off!! when claire posted her cut last night
Andy Dick will sexually assault people,burt will burt off,Jimmy will say the n word,binx will do nothing and its all going 2 be oh so kino
aren't you a gay cross dresser?
the agitating force this time is everyone knowing the guy in the troll face mask is a rapist
he looks like he's about to pop
that would be Alex B but probably not happening
Idk everyone here is used to the cutting but to encourage burt to masturbate is "ironically" is something else
cross dressing isn't gay
rapesec trolled my kid
he didn’t say it was
trollsec sent my revenge porn to my dying Anon Babble general
Jon is really the only person in their stable who can pull off the whole gratingly annoying retard who is unintentionally funny and funny to see get btfo'd schtick. Just his presence annoying everyone made blood games funny.
2 is going to be Burt running around 99% naked doing gay shit, Jimmy being a Anon Babble bot, Binx being a hag e-girl, and Mizzy doing nothing.
GREG DO THE HECKIN CRIP WALK
even if the encouragement was completely unironic that's still less bad than gooning to someone literally cutting their skin open and bleeding everywhere
Stop consenting to grappling lessons Scott. Only Jet and I are allowed to touch the Fish and only off-camera, and only for real not as a bit. I'm off to be passed around by IP2 after I goon Abi bye.
My name is Burt
Number one fish alert
My presence makes Benji feel hurt
It's not a bad dream
I'm right on your screen
Tj's gonna taste my rich cream
Gonna go to drive up to see your mommy
With baby bro Jimmy and Tayleigh
Break that bussy until you say you're sorry
We need to be waiting in a chair for Creature to come have sex in the woods at 1 am.
how will jimmy find a way to make BG2 another humiliation ritual for him?
Jimmy isn't capable of doing anything noteworthy without Tayleighs prescence
creature is blacklisted 4 doing the same thing burt did but as a women and even less lewd
Jimmy will want 2 fuck rat this time
the cuckening of sodamaam
Besides Jon's crash outs Jimmy with the rope sword and flamethrower was easily the highlight of blood games 1
i just liked watching tai have fun
Uh yeah I don’t even know how I got that giant bruise. Probably slipped collecting wood or something.
Claire from now on im gonna act like you for me to be able to get laid
Sodamaam coming up to jon and acusing him of stealing tuna every morning was fucking hilarious. I hate that pimper faced dweeb and glad jon got under his skin so effortlessly
Jet was just looking for a reason to ban her because she didn't put out and that made boss baby upset
Who will burt like more tj or jimmy
If they don't have an aggitating force similar to Jon on Blood Games 2 its going to be absolutely horrible
You need more than 1, you need a foil and Tayleigh was Jon's as was Letty for Jimmy. They blew their wad with BG1 and they're doing BG2 before they have enough fish, every anti-friendtank fish was used up because S3 didn't have anyone.
What the fuck are we gonna get? A performative argument by Dumbgay and Laron just because both know thats what the fans want? Fuck that.
Burt will goon for TJ. Jimmy is comic relief.
just because both know thats what the fans want
no fan wants this, or even gives a fuck about that
TJ will be less receptive and more visibly uncomfortable ala Ted and thus will become Burt's main target. Jimmy will get weirdly jealous.
Tayleigh and Jimmy vs. Jon and Letty was hilarious lol. They are perfect opposites of each other. Tayleigh screaming at Jon and he calling her a cunt kek
Jimmy will get weirdly jealous
Lol
disgusting synthol faggot
have a feeling both will get sick of him. tj will just distance himself and jimmy will beg production to replace him with meg or something before another boxing match
Jimmy gets jealous of anyone else getting attention, when he had his Xitter spaces he was loving it
No way. Jimmy has a need to feel liked by all the blacks. He will be baby bro jimmy and burt will be "brotha"
Lmao I can see that
Maybe brother dunaye can take one for the team and draw his attention away
Blaaaaack penis it's like yeah im no homosexual but what does tj have that boss nigga jimmy lacks no homo though
like yo brotha Burt, I'm not gay but you got a nice body maigne
like no homo
yea sista Tay is my girl
o.k. (dog whimper voice)
like those Mormons in Utah be crazy man
real fucking funny faggots make my ugliness the butt of the joke it's like i would get raped by brother burt but i'm not a homewrecker
ciara
abi
josie
claire
jet neptune is a used goods swut
Burt x Hoarderman (NSFW, m/m, gore, violence, race play)
My fish waifu is more pure than yours
My fish waifu was raped multiple times
my fishfu is a virgin in 2 holes and that's good enough for me.
Yeah but mine is hotter!
It's gonna be kino once Josie and Letty's streaming careers wind down and they don't need simp money anymore. We will hear the most depraved things imaginable about their living in Jet's apartment to "learn streaming" (probably his piss streaming into their faces and mouths)
does anybody else think dumb gay looks like dobie gray?
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Should I start drinking? I’m bored and dissatisfied with life. Drinking should help, right?
yes