/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #559

He's so cute edition

NEWS:
-- LEAKED footage of Andy Dick: old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1klt61u/jet_and_sam_after_theyre_done_using_andy_dick_for/
-- Nina is mad because Chicken gooned a tranny
-- Claire is menstruating
-- Cryokeen is BANNED from /ftl/. If you seem him ITT, shit in your hand and wipe it on your screen!

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Cursed OP

posted about Burt award goes to me once again

Burt>>>>>>>all other fishgirls (whores)

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faggot

burt is a princess!

because burt is a princess!

check the 'cord

Sam Hyde is a Jewish pedophile.

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She's mad again because she thinks Chicken fucked another women last night kek.

need one of these for jet

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She could have been a week into her road trip with TJ and the gang…

Im depressed enough thanks for reminding me homie

Why is this guy fraudulently callingCPS on Ethan Klein's kids?

Letty is beautiful AF and MOGS Claire

because he doesn't support terrorism hard enough

He was just trolling he didn't actually do it also Ethan Klein is a lying Jew who thinks everything is antisemitic

says the antisemite

That BadEmpanada dude is a deranged retard.

But he did link to a video by an autistic mask wearing guy that goes in depth on Sam's pedophilic sins.
youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues

Where was I antisemitic? I said he was a lying Jew. He's Jewish, so "Jew" is accurate, and he's a liar. I said nothing about Jewish people as a whole.

the leftist griftersphere really showed their hand siding with pakistan
you love to see it

you're an antisemite

Will Ice and Sam unite to put a stop to the Chicken Jockey crossover demon baby?

Ok what the fuck am I looking at?

death throes of /ftl/

fishtanklive is deader than MDE.

Who’s the male friend that’s telling letty stuff? It better not be who I think it is lol

She has a lot of male friends. You think it was TJ?

What did cryo mean by this?

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That’s who came to mind but ya she probably does have a lot of male friends

She does she's talked about them before. Would be interesting if it was TJ but it could've just been a simp that managed to get into her circle and is coping about her and Chicken trying to get her to ditch him. Poor fag doesn't realize there's literally nothing he can tell her that'll make her ditch Chicken. Chicken is right though, her male friend def. wants to smash.

It didn't die, we killed it. All according to plan. You see Mr Bond you can only read so many terrible off topic shitposts that are just so low effort and so cringe that you can't help but hate the person behind them on a personal level. It's a classic salt the earth tactic. Just as Quintus Fabius Maximus Verrucosus burned the estates and food stores in the countryside to deny the invading Carthaginians resources and shelter on the Roman homefront after the massacre of the legions at the Lake Trasimene, so we too have done to ftl after the terrible failure of season 3. Make the land uninhabitable for any but the worst shitposters, the most unfunny, the most unbearable. Only jackals and fools will remain. It's unironically over.

Checkmate Mr. Thiel, your move.

Sam Hyde failed you, Mr. Thiel. What is your next move?

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What about her last ex who's been trying to get back with her?

And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as we all fly away
(Ah-ah)

Now that the world isn't ending
It's love that I'm sending to you
It isn't the love of a hero
And that's why I fear it won't do

And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as we all fly away

And they're watching us (Watching us)
They're watching us (Watching us)
As we all fly away
And they're watching us (Watching us)
They're watching us (Watching us)
As we all fly away
And they're watching us (Watching us)
They're watching us (Watching us)
As we all fly away
Whoa

Maybe but i doubt it. That was 2 months ago and it seemed pretty clear they were done when he called her out for hooking up with Chicken and she got super offended and mad at him for thinking that. Funny how eve her ex called it and this was way before she got caught with Chicken the first time.

disgruntled groupie claims she was raped by esteemed producer behind the hit TV-program "fishtanklive", goran rapistovic, more at eleven.

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disgrunted rapist claims he was graped by gruntled italian roastie

Bros Letty is a basic Canadian ho. Right now she thinks she is the main character. Pride before fall content season.

Nina is talking about Claire having sex with Jet

kick.com/lettyvision

Let's face it, it's just a matter of time before the first groupie seafood scandal hits the fishtank.

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I'd compare her to this cutlass supreme. Do some people think it looks sexy? Yeah. Is it? Maybe. Sometimes if you're drunk, maybe. Ultimately though it's trashy, it's replaceable, it's unremarkable beyond its gaudy trashiness and dozens upon dozens of niggers have been inside of it. Its like Letty in a neat little bow tied box.

I'd rather have the car than Letty tbqhwy desu.

I hear that incident was the inspiration for Stairway to Heaven.

Then you are a smart man

Tits are cool but a car is practical

She's running damage control by pretending she doesn't know anything while also saying she won't reveal anything anyways and calling us crazy. Her mods and simps are by far more delusional then anyone here desu.

wasnt here for a while
someone give me a QRD on jet raping-fucking-grooming girls including abi apparently?

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The fuck this isn't even new information...

You a newfag?

Jet doesn't even have a penis it's bullshit it's slander

Letty thinks Jet doesn't want her back on Fishtank because of Chickenandy. iirc it has something to do with Chicken's ex.

She left Bitchtank early so she wouldn't have any first hand knowledge of what was going on.

nobody should go on fishtank, Jet/Claire/Abi killed it. Chicken mogs fishfilth.

There's no way she wouldn't know. They all talk to each other and word would've spread around. She's pretty embedded into the wigger group or at least was for some time since she was fucking at least one of them.

jet fucked abi and claire while maejok only got to watch

Letty is a shadow general of Slut gang

maejok only got to watch

He took Vance's job? I wonder if he cried and also was forced to film?

Chicken got molly for Letty kek. The face she made when he said that out loud.

I think the only way she would know about it is if Abi told her.

My simps aren't perverts

I don't sell sex

Imagine being mad that a woman is showing cleavage

Kill yourself

Molly is not legal in Thailand

Can I get a Claire update?

I'm not mad wtf lol. It's just funny how she pretends to be wholesome when she obviously isn't. I have no issue with it.

Yeah it definitely seems like you have no issue with it

Faggot

Nina is such a sexy bitch

You're retarded. The point went over your head. Go and git some subs now.

You should become to Letty what the Leaf is to Taylor

You don't have a "point" you mouthbreather

Go and git some subs now.

No idea what this even means

No, I hate that guy and I'm the one who antagonizes him the most in these threads

Gambling is not tantamount to showing hot cleavage, one is retarded and the other is awesome, and Nina is not a "hypocrite" for doing it despite this retard's whining

Claire is ugly, definitely in Jet's league.

iirc it has something to do with Chicken's ex.

Chicken's ex is Alice, a friend of Marky.

The point is she's not wholesome despite claiming to be. Her showing cleavage isn't an issue. Also it's funny how mad you got over her tits proving her wrong that her simps are indeed perverts kek.

she's not wholesome

Are you gonna cry about it?

it's funny how mad you got over her tits

You are the one who is mad about that, wtf

I'm not mad. Just pointing out the hypocrisy. She's known for being a tease since S1.

There is no hypocrisy, you are retarded

Do they make literally ANY money from this horseshit?

So sick of these bitches bruh, look at them all rolling around in doo doo. they roll in doo doo and then they splash eachother with it

Lol, look at you you be covered in doo doo!

You are all hos of the basic sort simple as sick of this shit it

Simp vs. Totally not a simp, kek (this means im not mad)

Zoomers are so braindead and sexless they're call you a simp if you're a straight man who likes looking at women's boobs

The marky stuff is genuinely nothing compared to the grooming of women on fishtank. It's easy to minimize it by just saying they're groupies, but eventually someone big will cover it and Sam will be worse than a pedophile. He'll be on the same level as Weinstein with the amount of women he gave to Jet, Ben, and others

Both of you are two sides of the simp coin and we can all see it.

fishtank will never get big though it's a dead brand

Neither of us are, the other guy is just gay and/or retarded

Fishtank is 100% used by Sam to pimp bitches out his wigger buddies.

Tell me something I don't know about that degenerate kike.

I should have clarified - both of you are opposites of the simps in delusion

Chris and Ben are both retarded (especially Chris) and they probably don't even know when the season is gonna be

I should have clarified - everything you say is retarded, stop replying to me you fucking faggot

OK simp

I'm more of Channing Chad personally

She's a princess, nay, a queen.

I like how irritated Sam is by CL on pgl constantly

dismembering benfreaks limb by limb with a rusty
aids infused hatchet

Nina, you spent several months getting cucked and humiliated by an ugly CX streamer and Andy Dick rape victim, you've been cheated on endlessly with Thai hookers and Russian models, what do you have to show for it?

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Bex is perfect except

Likes Sam and MDE

Lame

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They didn't want her back once they realized she'd never put out for them

Bex is older then them and has experience with their kind. She got what she wanted and dipped.

She didn't dip, they ghosted her sometimes before season 3

What did she get from them

Bex fucked up the S3 cast that cost them the agency

Really? Damn that's pretty bad if true,

Which Law of Power is texting a woman "Yo" then never following up?

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for alpha males who don't care about silly hoes, the wiggers sure spend lots of time money and effort flying mentally ill mids around, hoping to ply them with alcohol and gas station drugs, corner them and live out their POV porno ping pong ball fantasies

Someone in Chicken's chat said

Letty comparing CX to Fishtank is like comparing Jackass to Spongebob

And Chicken keeps asking Nina to explain what was "scary" about Fishtank

What are they referring to? What has "CX" done that's so impressive or traumatic or whatever they trying to say?

jet neptune dies today

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We need Johnny Neptune to kill his good son Jet.

they’re insecure millennials and half-retarded mexican kids. disregard.

Probably alluding to irl streaming and events leading to more dangerous situations compared to Fishtank? Kick has killed irl streaming though.

Are female jet simps better or worse than taleigh / josie simps? They are all pretty gross

Hungry games shooting painballs at people who usually dong even have eye protection on vs "who can act like a babby the best??"

who is worse hitler or hitler’s dog?

It was golf balls

Are you calling claire a dog faced cunt?

already 3/3 for shitty posts

you catch on quick.

cx is meaningless degeneracy fishtank is intentional black magic

Aww am i not posting to the standards of anons in ftl? Sorry im not a fat autistic loser posting my cock, thats what you love to see

4/4
your success rate is commendable but you should just call it here

i like this take

Kek

insecure millennials

these are braindead zoomers

Probably alluding to irl streaming and events leading to more dangerous situations compared to Fishtank?

no shit, i'm asking specifically what are they talking about

paintball

fucking LMAO

We need a modern day bumfights but replace the bums with zoomers

these are braindead zoomers

no it isn’t

letty just started sucking chicken andys dick live on stream lmao

the people in chicken andy's chat spamming the letter W are not 37 years old

Must have been the most uncoordinated and awkward blowjob ever caught on film

BBC TOP

like 70% of them are. stop denying it.

Did Jacob hit(again)?

this is one of the 1,000,000 things that are annoying about your generation, you'll act retarded online and then deny that it's even you

previous generations at least defended themselves and their gay behavior, but you don't have to because you're anonymous

whore is on a website for gooning to whores

Look, millennials are separated into two groups.

The ones that lean Gen X, and the ones that lean Gen Z.

The Gen Z leaning fucktards are the one's in that chat spamming W.

you’re literally projecting. not denying a lot of zoomers are gay but they’re not watching chickenandy or letty. iceposiden definitely. even where fishtank is concerned, the people who are loudest about their gay ass opinions are almost always over 30. the crossover is palpable when you read their chats.

limmy won

Morning bros

mornheem

The Gen Z leaning fucktards are the one's in that chat spamming W.

how do you know they're not just zoomers you retard

i guarantee the vast majority of chicken's viewers are zoomers, it's actually insane that you'd try to disagree with this

from this point onward i demand to be called sex machine

how do you know they're not just zoomers you retard

I'm saying the difference between Zoomers and Gen Z leaning millennials is nil.

why do any of you act like you know what you are talking about. every generation is filled with lame faggots.

which means those people could just be zoomers

wtf

different generations use different slang and spend time doing different things

the retarded "CX" chat is full of zoomers and if you "disagree" please kill yourself

it's the same people who watch "adin ross" and "sneako" and shit

this but millennial losers plague cx/ip2. that’s all i’m saying.

saying kill yourself is zoomer coded
i always just imagine a seething leafy fan when i see it

source: your ass

Who's this?

asmr darling

your fragility is pathetic

The rock says it dosent matter what your generation is you candy ass faggots

zoomers are going to cope so poorly with being replaced by alphas in a few years

the rocks entrance last wrestlemania would have been so much better if he didn't say "final boss engaged" that was so lame

i’m the premiere noticer itt. i’ve also provided more examples than you just saying that it is undoubtedly the case.

alphas take too much ritalin to bother caring

you do not have any "examples" lmao shut up

Thanks, she cute. It seems to be her birthday today as well.

no, we’ll get along we’re not like you faggots warring with and getting raped by every generation .

i’m the premiere noticer itt

source: your ass

niggas acting like you cant use new slang after you turn 25.

no cap blud is crash out mogging the generationcells on rizzler :skull"

you complain about millenials nonstop and constantly brag about your youth. You are NOT going to take it well once alphas replace you as the youth generation.

fr they finna hop off his dick or nah

the comments section on foxnews.com isn't full of zoomer slang. why is that?

She said in an interview that she definitely wasn't the one who did that. And I believe her, it had to have been Jet or one of the wiggers

no one gives a shit about generations until they arent the newest.

none of this is true. you’ve been projecting this whole time.

Is anyone else's vibe fucked up today i only have a 2 star rating

ye 6:30 hours of sleep my brain mush

aye massive brain fog today

i cant wait for zoomers to go away. They gave us the shittiest culture we've ever had in the history of our country. No matter what alphas do there's no way it can be as bad as the woke, livestream obsessed, fashion obsessed, shitty live service game loving generation.

couldn't be more wrong, zoomers care about it the most

I remember watching her videos ywars ago. She doing OF now or something?

Why is this topic always covered by the most deranged of schizophrenics?

how will anyone differentiate between gen z and gen alpha .one grew up with youtube and watched shows on tv channels the other grew up with youtube and watched the same shows on streaming services. who gives a shit. culture is dead and jet neptune killed it.

Is Scott Sullivan MMA gen alpha? If so I think they're pretty cool

Its weird last night was the only decent sleep I've had in about a week and I still feel off. I'm starting to think some whore has cursed us again or sum, shit.

Nobody who's aware of the situation is a good person or stable. It's why it doesn't hold any weight outside this bubble

Zoomers don't realize this but interracial and tranny porn was not a big thing until their generation. That alone makes them the worst.

i wouldnt know i dont engage with goyslop

you’re the actors in it thoughbeit

it won't get any better until you get rid of plastic and estrogen in the water supply (never)

i dont engage with goyslop

you're posting on /ftl/ mate

kill yourself. it's full of people not using zoomer slang because they're not zoomers.

the chats of these braindead kick streamers are full of zoomer slang because the people posting there are zoomers.

yeah all those porn studios owned by gen z for the past 10 years.

show me one public zoomer account that watches letty or chickenandy

porn studios do whatever will sell. zoomers created the demand

everyone that uses new words i dont like are zoomers. got it.

they make what gets views, retard. Millennials were all watching age gap and bdsm stuff. Zoomers love trannies and niggers. It is what it is.

site browsed exclusively by geriatric pensioners doesn't use internet obsessed people lingo

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this but unironically

no idea what a "public zoomer account is" lol

Keep that disgusting murdering whore out of the thread, thanks.

what i said wasn't supposed to be surprising

you love acting like your generation isn’t the biggest supporter of that shit lol

an account that posts about cx/ip2 that is obviously a zoomer. i can pull up a quite a few examples of the millennials covering it.

Porn studios push what they want onto their audience. Like how the radio plays what they want you to hear.

So yes Zoomers should've stayed off PH, but I also remember when porn aites were just one man one woman, having oral, and vaginal sex. Anal was scandalous and 2 girls on one guy was about as crazy as it got.

Now the front page is troon porn, cuck porn, "forcing my straight husband to suck dick" type shit, etc etc and no matter what you search there will be videos to that effect in your results

lmao supply and demand bullshit. porn is propaganda.

i consider millenials who use zoomer lingo worse than race traitors

This website was NOT filled with trannies and niggers until the broccoli heads showed up.

Your generation doesn't even like rock music, the only music it likes is rap.

Your generation is obsessed with fashion and sneakers just like niggers.

All of this is Gen Z exclusive.

Binx simps thirsting over one shitty filtered picture gave me like 6 notifications for nothing. I thought I was waking up to a goon paradise. I hate Binx so much and especially anyone who likes her.

yikes. this is almost boomer level cope.

site used by 80 years old people completely disconnected from internet culture doesn't use internet lingo

that means that everyone that does use internet lingo is younger than 25years old

that example is completely fucking retarded

I recently had a football manager save get corrupted that was 25 years into the future, zoomers will never know this pain on Skibidi

idk what you even mean by "covering it" lol, but i'd love to see these "quite a few examples"

millennials ruined television and film

but zoomers want that stuff!

not an excuse

you people are far too out of touch to be having this discussion lol

Demerol castaway
Codeine frequent
Soma holiday
If I was a morgue, no one would die
This atonal score
And your rhytmic dancing on the dance floor
I'm dying the death of a madman for..

Why is my jewish goyslop trash show thread that I hatewatch and hatepost about having a generational war rn?

Sam Hyde is a rapist pedophile wannabe wigger pimp.

millennials ruined television and film

NOOOOO MY JEWISH REALITY SHAPING FAIRY TALES ANYTHING BUT THAT AIEEEEEE

zoomerspeak isn't "internet lingo"

threadslop

if they pushed blacked porn on millenials they'd go out of business
both things can be true

It's another millenials versus zoomers thread

Did millenials and gen X spend this much time arguing on the pre-2010 internet or were gen X too old for that shit even back then?

When millennials were in their 20s and getting pandered to the most popular tv shows were Breaking Bad, Dexter, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones. When it became the zoomers turn to be the tastemakers that's when everything went to shit.

have fun watching she-hulk and adin ross, lil bro

ab_

klaus

letty’s mods

kiwitroons (95% millennials)

the cuck itt always cockwatching letty’s streams

keegan

mr heck

the other irish queer in here

just give me one zoomer plz

6 notifications

Dude wtf is wrong with you?

yes it is, because zoomers grew up on the internet and that's where that lingo has evolved

the quality of sopranos and deadwood will never return. enjoy westworld, NIGGER.

Breaking Bad, Dexter, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones

none of these are good. some of them start strong before devolving into video game logic like so many movies and shows today.

gen x called us newfags and that was the end of it

1. i have no idea how old any of these people are, and i don't think you do either. (KW being 95% millennials is just total bullshit lol)

2. haven't heard of half of them

3. we're talking about kick streamers, not fishtank

other than that, great post!

fuck off vgr nobody fucking cares

no, you can still tell the difference

its so funny that people boil down and define generations by what jewish slop was peddled to them on their talmudic boxes at that time

go out of business

you think the porn economy is real you are a dumb fuck.

Why are we still talking about this clout whore? Jet Neptune had his cock inside her pussy. She is forever rotten to the core and ruined forever.

i accept your concession and you are valid, queen.

your just coping because you're example was braindead

VGR shills himself?

At least Cryo is funny looking

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you're coping because my example proved you wrong

didn't concede but i guess you just did

in college in 2010

movies and tv shows all want to be dark and edgy

extreme sports not e-sports

rock and metal still exist

multiple subcultures

influencers don't exist

youtube is still normal people not corporations

the games everyone is playing are single player open world classics like fallout

trannies were basically non-existant.

the floodgates on the internet hadn't been completely opened yet

no one cared about politics

it was a better time, we didnt know how good we had it.

porn appeals to lust
blacked and tranny porn does not inspire lust in millenials to a large extent
if people check a porn site and it makes them lose their erection they won't go there
take your meds

all of those people react to to kick streamers. where’s the single zoomer example i requested, you conceding bitch?

She said in an interview that she definitely wasn't the one who did that. And I believe her, it had to have been Jet or one of the wiggers

It was Bill Ottman, the lawyer guy.

AB does not spam "WWWWWW rizz cap simp" in chicken andy's chat you retarded zoomer shitstain

are these the zoomers?

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she is a millennial. what kind of deflection is that?

Gen Z won

Fishtank season 2 was a W and season 3 was so bad that it pmo ::skull::

no thats 3 people

what? no idea what you've misunderstood

their are very few people no matter the generations who lust after things that go beyond whatever is shown to them as examples of what they should be lusting. most people are retards that will accept anything just because there is the appearance of a lot of others in the group accepting it.

pull up more meetups. the pics aren’t helping your case here. this one just iconic.

What has "CX" done that's so impressive or traumatic

they had to scream the n word in a Japanese mcdonalds and the risk is that it's a quiet country so it was very traumatic

you're example is comparing completely unrelated things to each other and then claiming there is a correlation when there isn't.
people that use twitch/kick would be way more inclined to talk a certain way just by the nature of the site (internet brained) regardless of their generation.
the fact that old people on facebook/fox news, that are completely disconnected and removed from said culture has nothing to do with that.
its embarrassing that something so simple needs to be explained to a supposedly adult man.
also i have no stakes in this argument, i simply point out that you're example is down syndrome tier because it annoys me when people spout dumb bullshit like that with such confidence.

such a shame to find out my interlocutor is retarded. where’s that example, monkey?

non response

i win

people that use twitch/kick would be way more inclined to talk a certain way just by the nature of the site (internet brained) regardless of their generation.

yeah, because the nature of the site is that it's full of zoomers

Qrd here thx

I wish she'd just lean into it at this point.

niggas falling for rage bait have fun winning internet arguments

you never won. no examples just straight emotional bitching. im not unreasonable just give me a proper example.

Did millenials and gen X spend this much time arguing on the pre-2010 internet or were gen X too old for that shit even back then?

There are fucking arguments going on Usenet that started back in the early 90s with waves of new people and some originals still engaged in the flamewar.

people that type this also fell for ragebait

its going to be hilarious when alphas born in like 2010 start fucking zooomers women too. The must effeminate cucked generation.

Upcoming Streetwar-The Almighty Gaylords Nation vs Slut gang

Qrd on what? Sam being a degenerate jew grifter/sex pest with an eye for minors? Or qrd on the zoomers who showed up at one of his shows wearing Marky shirts to punk him?

Why are they doing blood games before season 4? I thought blood games wasn't even very financially successful. Aren't Sam and Jet Jewish?

I didn't fall for shit or rage about generational warfare, I'm just here to shitpost about goytank and Scam Hoydlstein.

true but i got other stuff to think about.

My vibe is all fucked up today

You're not the only one pic related

It's funny that everyone Letty has talked to about Fishtank on this trip can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that contestants don't have access to chat. That's true streamer mind rot.

respect

this is partially true but there are limits and it takes a lot more to reach zoomers limits
meetups aren't an indication of anything

goran horny
goran need mentally ill egirls

lol cmon now

concession accepted

reminder that Q's little ginger bussy is made for big millenial cock

fuck

FLAWLESS VICTORY

GOD-LIKE!!!

umm, excuse me? people of ANY age can watch skibidi toilet. the reason why all the comments say "i'm 10 years old and just grew my first pubic hair" is because those are members of the Silent Generation just trying to fit in with internet culture. check your fucking millennial privilege.

i wonder what limmy would think of the ethan klein drama if he was forced at gunpoint to do a deep dive
i reckon he'd be #teamh3h3 for sure

Nina will be arrested by ICE as soon as she steps foot in America and will immediately sent to Guantanamo

Imagine fishtank but its 10 people holding selfie sticks saying "chat what do you think"

erm... citation needed? please give me a SINGLE shred of evidence for your assertion that the cocomelon fanbase has an average age under 65

I admit, I watched a lot of that Skibidi Toilet shit when it came out cus SFM videos are kino, but I'll let the Alpha's keep that one.

No politics please

kek

if i was a clout whore i'd go on bloodgames and keep streaming
stay safe tho

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can confirm

that was jacob on bitchtank

there are niggas here that didn't grew up on classic spongebob

this place truly is rotten

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seen this dude less then 5 times in the last 7 years and he invites me to his baby shower with his girlfriend who aborted his last baby. never even met his girlfriend before. seems like a bad idea to go.

Btw the anons arguing about generations or whatever have just proven that there are faggots in every generation. And those are the faggots right there LOL GOT EM!!

need my 'ffee...

its telling that the israeli is the only millenial batting for zoomer culture

OH CHICKEN DICKKKKKKK
WHY DID YOU SEND THE BUTTHOLE PICCCCCCC

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Did you guys know Sam Hyde has at least two baby mamas? Christine Shinozuka and Hannah Brandt.

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Yeah of course. That is, I guess we don't know for sure that Hannah had the kid and for all of Sam's proselytizing it would make sense if he aborted that one.

the zoomer fears apt comparisons

Possibly. I wonder how many baby murders he's responsible for?

We're all pretty sure Christine kept the baby though.

identifying strongly with your own generation is so lame just play roblox and like what u like
it's giving insecure

richy99 is male shadi

elaborate

you think Sam takes care of Sam jr?

no
there's context clues if you scroll up and use your brain

i'm not gonna watch bloodgames but i hope leah comes back

Nigga always late on his child support.

lame

having 2 tell people your dad is an internet nazi

is it over 4 him

set yourself up with this one

woodbaby is so ugly lmao

ted is the female tayleigh

burt is male jc

kys

having 2 tell people your benleaks

it is over 4 him

were you always like this?

Im the Craig Jones of /ftl/

tayleigh is male sodaman

I disagree

TJ is the Winner!

im not really in to bimbos but i'd be lying if i said i wouldn't fuck her

next time ill try harder

i like this one

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just remembered they called this guy a pedo on season 3

i should have listened to the mainstream advice. instead of someone who didnt know what they were talking about.

my knuckles and walls are still torn up from the last episode cutting out his ritual for chris lafon in b1. it’s the only thing i wanted them to include.

it makes so much more sense now why abi and jet were calling and texting claire when she was crashing out lol
I knew that worm jet neptune wasn't concerned about someone else

Rin Hyde more like Grim Hyde amirite?

didn’t he win that too

I think Jet has decided that they should mostly use the handheld cam footage, which is kind of understandable but stil regrettable, I hope they have cameramen constantly upstairs during season 4

Wait, I just looked it up and Vance was in the room with the camera during that???

youtube.com/watch?v=B_B50O5_knE

Did they lose the footage or something? There's no explanation

Rin Hoydlstein.

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i am having an identity crisis. i should just stick to posting about killing jet neptune and workout instead of airing it out.

no but sam paid him because he liked it something. don’t quite remember.
it’s crazy because i remember vance being there and so naturally i thought it would be included. probably cut for pacing but i imagine it’ll turn up as a short or separate clip of its own.

BREAKING: Sam Hyde has gotten Hasan Piker pregnant.

So much shit was cut it's crazy, but we all know its ab not much you can do at this point. I look forward to seeing what cam footage they have for the finale, but such a fucking waste. Fuck knows how they will make it look close lil nigga ran away with the the swamp olimpics the boxing match was just a victory lap.

CHICKEN DICK WHY DID YOU PRESS SEND SEND
NO ONE CAN COMPREHEND

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just heard that jet is doing it again (of course he is but this is confirmation). getting girls "helping" with bloodgames 2 plastered all day every day and then fucking them
this is going to blow up in his face and I'm sure sam does not like it, not because of the immorality but because it's an incredibly stupid amateurish way to go about things and he's warned him before

the specific name dropped was that layc girl from streamstars, if that matters

hasan is controlled opposition sam hyde is controlled opposition. they are all evil. same puppet master. wont do anything except talk and collect goy bucks to be impotent mouth pieces whether they are aware of it or not.

Sam doesn't care, Sam loves pimping out these retarded egirls to his wigger buddies.

that's a man with plastic bags on his chest

Any insult from someone on the fishtank show is projection

jet neptune is a man of god and is married to his work, he would never commit adultery like that. stop besmirching his goodson name at once

not what I've heard. I heard he told them to cut the shit before and during season 3. probably why jet didn't really put any effort in
but bloodgames 2 is his rape playground it seems. surely one day one of these girls will actually do something about it and not just act like nothing happened

shadi called him a creep like immediately lol
ageism is real

who is layc

Inb4 Scam Hoydlstein makes people sign contracts to not work with Jet Neptroon.

joyride is going to have worse game design then mondo megabits. reminder that they made a training card game that is literally impossible to play.

what the hell he just likes bringing joy through puppeteering

Nina is having phone sex with an AI named Abi right now lol

Was the old puppet guy a good bit or another failed bit

latina streamstars chick who's confirmed working on BG2

Why is letty sexting with a AI named Abi

shadi is LITERALLY an obese nigger doe

it feels like the episodes were edited so that people that hate a certain contestant can feel self assured (ie. tj didn’t do anything, tayleigh was thoroughly unlikable, shinji was uncompromising, etc) while also being relieved that the one they do actually like isn’t edited completely awfully. it makes it hard for me to say if the eps are objectively good but i suppose they’re fairly “competent.” just a shame really.

May 14th. Thank God for the rain, which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, 6:00 in the afternoon to 6:00 in the morning - sometimes even 8:00 in the morning. Six days a week - sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle, but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, 3:50 a week - sometimes even more, when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night: whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies... sick, venal. Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I post on Anon Babble, Anon Babble, I post em' on Kiwi farms. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some - some won't even markypost. Don't make no difference to me.

i thought it was fun to have going on during the rose challenge cuz the rose challenge was nontent

not what I've heard

glad you've got the exclusive insights man

he thinks joyride is going to outlast sams decaying health

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I hate fishtank fans so fucking much holy fuck

Wonder if Sam regrets all the steroids, TRT, and gay sex yet?

shut the fuck up you catty faggot. you're by far the worst poster in these threads. running defense for the wiggers rape machine by saying "he's a kinky fellow lol" or whatever gay shit you said the other day punched your ticket to hell if being a poop eating suicide fetish faggot hadn't already taken care of it
why do you even post here instead of kf when you're basically built for it? did they run you off already? why haven't we?

im biased cuz i wanted to do a puppet show in the cell before bitchtank

you’re one of the worst ones just going off your posts

you can guess pretty easily who told me if you thought about it for two seconds. it wasn't like it was a one on one conversation with jet, although I'm sure that's happened too

Aren't you running defense for Sam though?

Seems a bit like a pot meets kettle type thing here.

you came in here to larp but immediately broke down at a sentence from benleaks. fucking KILL yourself.

no way dood, he got no time to live a healthy life style. the twitter indian posts ain't gonna post themselves.

It's not a competition faggot

I'm just telling you what I've heard lately. but whatever, go back to the nontent discussion about the puppeteer from bitchtank and the appropriate age to play roblox or whatever the fuck was going on before I tried to have a relevant conversation about what's happening right now

He was spittin' Fax doh

lol

not a larp, look it up
do you think I could just pull the name layc out of thin air you retard? who the fuck even knows who that is
bye pedophiles. pearls before swine

larp fell through

didn’t he win that too

No Sam was seething because Fatty said Trish and Tay came closer to described conditions of a tribute to a king. Trish did food and a dance and Tay did food, a show and a song.

you didn’t pull it out of thin air, it was known you retard. is jet not allowed to fuck girls that have been on fishstars or something?

Alex ALEX have you seen big purple?

still pairposting

yall remember that?

bring back pearl she deserves it

jet downey

i just want oddbod, jacob, scott, jet, tj, and vgr to fuck me in the hole
who's isaac?

i was making content and you can't handle the fact that someone might actually find you unattractive based on the way you carry yourself also no i didnt want that
puas have ruined human interaction for the rest of us

the hard truth is that she hates issac because he loves her and she hates herself, and this automatically makes her look down on him.
she will keep cheating on him and won't see anything wrong with that.

this nigga is so easily gotten to
he must have been stress eating like crazy that week

no i won't and you know that
i'm gonna say another rosary

Wn2b studying the law of hating

Are you here also to rape Jet with knifes?

Yes.

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I'd rather be raped than be bored

claire is a character based on everything tayleigh/letty did wrong i did lose the plot the night of the maid incident everything after that is just bullshit until my elimination
claudia is a real person

We are all grandmasters here at this point surely

i don't hate anyone i want them to do better tho

No doubt that Jet is a pervert just like Sam, all the wiggers are guilty of this.

i have to go get tested for hiv actually i don't have time

You never had the makings of a varsity hater

3/10 clarie larp today, do better

yeah
the downsides of a catholic education

To see a World in a Grain of Sand and a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.

what’s that got to do with aids

no sex education

You should hate fishtank or at least its creators
It makes posting here more fun

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seething

Sam just knows how fatty is and will always default choose whatever girl he wants 2 fuck

Is Jet not a kinky fella?

its the catholic schools fault i cheated on my bf with the harvey weinstein of autistic Anon Babble incles

that would make me no better than they are

i got sex ed in catholic school

i don't have any feelings about anything fishtank related
fill your mind with utter slop and it's easier to flush

that's not what i'm implying but go off you're really convincing

Theology of the Body

Rigorous curriculum at Saint Thomas Aquinas

im trying to watch desparate housewives but my attention span is shot

game is to glaze fatty

not do a monkey dance for sam

desperate
FUCK

she may be a terrible person but i don't hate her i just wish people would stop enabling her because she's going down a bad path
same could be said for me but at least i'm trying

i can't even imagine how subhumanly empty inside and shell of a person you need to be to watch fishtank without hatewatching it and shitposting here.
my mind simply can't comprehend it

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I allowed myself to get rawdogged because I went to Catholic school

Tayleigh's editor.... whatever happened there?

what did I change my opinion on?

your brain is really fucked up

Sometimes it's comfy to watch. But then the wiggers or Sam fuck it all up.

there's not a lot to do in kansas if you're not outgoing

Post deep deep cuts

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