/smg/ - Stock Market General

Don't the faggots with all that money understand that they get to keep the bigger number if they don't fucking gin up retarded reasons to sell every month? It really never ceases to amaze me that people are so willing to panic sell over the DUMBEST fucking reasons possible

I might have a new idea instead of taylor swift pics.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much offends you losers pic related

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Why so mad? (((NEWS))) Doesn't move markets.

just woman things to me.

Real thread, leave this faggot leaf's cancer

wow. grateful i missed that nasty selloff. really could have gotten hurt today, and did, but didn't lose cash and wasn't trading late session. really did take a long nap and avoid that nonsense. what's the reason for all this anyways? bond yields? you just know this sort of thing was in the cards since friday, they just delayed it and slow-played it to maximize pain. i suppose they always do. perhaps this was all the selling we needed this week though. gotta review the charts.

love it, keep it up. tell 'em.

The algos don't understand that, no

Yeah it's MUH BONDS for like the twentieth time since 2020. It's just such a stupid reason to sell - like people unironically got up today, waited for the bond auction, and then decided that NO ONE WANTS US DEBT ANYMORE!!!!! like a bunch of fucking 14 year olds finding out about bonds for the first time

Yeah but like, don't they? Surely the market is just made up of slightly more "buy" bots than "sell" bots, otherwise it would never go up

Oh sure, sometimes they're just looking for a reason to pump the market. (Blumpf tweeted something vaguely positive about tariffs? Pump it). Today was the opposite thoughbeit.

Mumus big mad

Get that TDS checked out bro it's bad for you

Yeah when my net worth takes a $2,000 shit because of something as ridiculous as MUH BONDS it pisses me the fuck off

I'm going to sleep now and will leave you with an inspirational quote so you can better yourselves

I voted for Orange Man. It's a fact that his tweets, or Truths, move the market more than anything else these days and it's not even close

Maybe you have too much invested if you get big mad over one day of volatility

It's just NNN, this is the norm

Nigga heil hilter

Come on man where's your sense of curiosity? People just acting like "welp that's just what happens!" is why the market sucks so much. The apathy compounds until you have people in positions of authority literally not understanding why 0dte options are utterly insane.

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kek

I've decided to make carnitas for dinner. This is financial advice

musk needs to get back to politics/DOGE asap or this country won't survive. there needs to be millions more fed layoffs.

He already fucked it up
And he got in a bitch fight with bessent and lost

I had salmon.
don't matter how much they try to cut if trump is adding on the weight with interest into the MIC.
it's over, the 100 day reform has failed.

All we gotta do is return to the gold standard and the size of the federal government will be corrected immediately. Fiscal discipline will not be a campaign talking point anymore. The bond market seems to be encouraging the return to constitutional money

The bond market has absolutely no fucking idea what it's doing. Every move since last summer has been faggots trying to front run Trump's policies and their effects

welcome to israel

I hope you all agree 10% or more retracement into discount before next FOMC is reasonable.

He's given up on the cattle. He's going all in on xAI and SpaceX, where he will forge a new subspecies--a new race--of mankind.

I think going back below pre-tariff-announcment levels is totally irrational so of course why wouldn't the market do it

The last two times there were credit downgrades, the market corrected 10% over 15 days. Had a bit of a delay this week due to VIX expiration not happening until today and no other economic data this week until tomorrow (Jobless claims, PMI, and housing sales). 30% tariffs with China are still in play which is 10% more than what they were before April, and both Japan and Korea just rejected their tariff deals.

Also, don't forget the yield rates in the bond market are flashing red (what caused today's sell off).

Strap in.

Look at bitcoin though during all this shit. Maybe it’s just doing the bullish leg of the 4 year cycle but it’s still crazy to see where it’s at during a general sentiment of risk off

youtu.be/HAwC0swp96I?feature=shared

Sell before (end) of May and go away is still in effect.

Bitcoin is doing what it is supposed to do, not move like stocks, be more like Gold, hedge against the USD.

It's still worthless shit though

And he got in a bitch fight with bessent and lost

what happened between musk and bessent?

Each had their respective pic for some finance position. I guess bessent thought it was his and then elon went over his head or something?
Not sure of the precise details.
Elon even yelled that bessent is a soros shill. Not sure if true or a jab. It was a big fight of screaming to the point they had to go to the other side of the white house, lots of witnesses it was in the news.
Elon hasnt been so close to the admin after that. I think his autism got the better of him and he rubbed to many people the wrong way. They probably give him slack though cause he paid for everything snd has a mental disability
Okay everyone, so the bond market is definitely going to let rates skyrocket.
They can crash the market and buy cheapies. Markets are to expensive given the future having progressively less population year over year.
Bond masters are crashing the market with no survivors(also why epstein shit is protected, they run the world). Has to happen before the end of Q2 because of mechanical reasons. Heard rumors of big cat celebrations planned around June 5. I assume after the big success.