/ftl/-fishtank live preseason 4

NEWS:
-- CK ARRESTED
-- Did Sodaman leak BG2 info?
-- Reddit is dunking on Scott Sullivan for knowing nothing about fighting
-- Nina got burgered by Chicken
-- Faggot Burt has been chimping out at John, Reddit is very impressed
-- Ben and Chris are "banking" podcasts in preparation for "6 weeks of Fishtank"
-- Josie is a whore
-- Season 2 finale-never

"NINA could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this room before. There could be NINA anywhere." The homeless man's gaze felt good against her bare legs. "I HATE NINA" she thought. Good Luck, Babe! reverberated her entire square skull, making it pulsate even as the $10 alcohol delivery fishtoy coursed through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of getting m-worded by Letty. "I bet Letty couldn't handle being at the helm of a API 1608-II" she said to herself, out loud.

Can we try to be normal in this thread please?

clarie daughter or jacob husband?

kms

jet neptune dies today

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derails your thread

jet neptune is a punk ass who begs like a little girl and talks to himself

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sadly STILL alive to this day

Uhh how were we not last thread?

that must have made it really really weird

why doesn't jet or ben or someone make a PSA real quick to help out CK? :/ like i know they're not on the best terms but they don't have to do anything official or anything, just an iG story at least to help spread the word for the fundraiser or something. :/

anyways does anyone wanna play hypixel skyblock im bored

can I please rape you just doesn't hit the same

girl you is the one that fucked him!!

why doesn't he free the beautiful ck
I thought he was a fan

why does the thread smells like jets semen all of a sudden?

claire is gonna fly out to meet him next calling it now

he's a poser

Don't you guys think the girl who huffs duster might be the perfect person to get correction from the government?

why do you know what that smells like man

Jet Neptune, also known as Jet Goodson, was fatally stabbed in a Rhode Island Department of Corrections facility last night is what some suspecvt was orchestrated by the Thiel Group after a whistle blower uncovered allegations of rape, human trafficking and child pornography at the decreased's "Fishtanklive" webshow.

Blood Games 2 will have all the worst aspects of fishtank crystalized as one

They hate each other now.

i give the aperture actor 3 / 5 stars not convincing enough maybe next time go with a more believable one

she was making content (not illegal)

Why can't Claire keep a single friend?

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maybe a controlled environment will be good for CK has no one brought that thought?
and god knows dave could use a vacation.

Aren't Letty and TJ doing a road trip this month? I need content!

i hung out with a friend earlier we played tennis

some people just aren't destined for happiness

So I know you're a fish tank fan like me.It might be a difficult concept for you to wrap your head around.But perhaps we should not be encouraging peoples.Complete self destruction via brain damage and drug abuse

I know, I know it's a radical concept.Some people even call me crazy for it

Josie told the inner circle.

he does seem like the type to beg.
makes me think of that time he told you guys that he has to pay for sex and he was like "do you believe me?" like a way of getting sad puppy points. very weird guy

uh no. wrong, dickhead

it certainly seems that way

they hate each other now

this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and the dark within this is the water and this is the well drink full and descend the horse is the white of the eyes and the dark within

that was literally a bit you fucking retard. you believe everything you see on the internet? Jesus

do the fruity flavorings contained in whippets affect the taste of one's semen

I don't think Letty could even like a traditional field trip in the United States.It would be way too slow not enough bars for her to get drunk and high at every night

Yeah and the wiggers don't do molly, coke and nitrus lmao

sam must have made millions off of bitcoin today

tune into letty

despite her abandoning TJ and choosing a korean and a wigger over him

despite her leaving glorious Nippon and going to hedonistic thailand

tune in and she's talking about marijuana

showing an actual marijuana-stick

what the fuck

we know because you posted it on Anon Babble like a loser

major breakthrough in the workshop tonight, carpet technology will never be the same

Literally doesn’t matter. Fishtank is crack for crashouts because it gives them a fake social network to keep track of. This shit should be illegal. It’s worse than actual crack for people which should be made legal.

cryptocurrency more like compensating

lena dunham reference

this is her now btw

i will dig until i find the fucking root
i suffered because of you
(to whoever asked earlier, i played excavation of hobs barrow on stream earlier, and yes it was an allegory)

claudia why does god continue to reward sam hyde and punish you
it doesn't seem fair really

he worships mammon that's different

that's fair

God damn what the hell happened?

wtaf

ok ? im just tying stuff u dont have to read into it that much

he worships big purple.

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reserved parking
subaru drivers only

Letty: Who's Hadrian Belove? I don't even know him.

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wait a second

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all tj had to do was settle down with kam and he would have lived happily ever after

bewlay

You owe Jet Goodson and Johnny Goodfather an apology

anyways i love catholicism
christians dont know what theyre missing
we need to be using saintly intercession it's way better than straight up prayer (on God)

Stop posting my words here!

cl*ire has been phoneposting this whole time and none of you old fucks have posted a word about it?
maybe stop wasting your time trying to impress her with faux intellect or contrarian faggotry and learn to have an OUNCE of integrity as grown ass men. don’t even talk to women online. it’s disrespectful to both parties but most of all, yourselves.

that thing looks fucked up and would make him sad probably

why not just pray to god dont even make sense.

for what

Letty talks about how Chickenandy stopped by her place for a few hours before he left Thailand

UM, lettyxchickendeniers, where we at??

god has bigger fish to fry and is not human he can't relate
the saints can relate they're just good examples

besmirchment of his good name

how many pictures did you two take lol

saint mauro

saints are pretty goated desu

theyre using the alphabet soup method against me just ignore it

Bridget Jones's Baby but it's Letty TJ and Chicken

god was jesus in flehs he was human. hes also omniscient and omnipotent and able to do everything at once he can fry everything at the same time

Laptop cvcks fear the ban evasion ability of the phoneposter

wn2b beatifying bridgit mendler she's my mother teresa

richy ninenine summer fasho

if you even have to ask you are a lost cause

i am trying to reason with a drug addict sorry i forgot. i am retarded

he can fry everything at the same time

what an amazing man

erm tell me u dont understand the holy trinity without telling me
god is god, jesus is fully god and fully human, that's the miracle
god is not human. he is above us. we are made in his image but he doesn't really know what it's like to be one of us. jesus does but is also god. that's the mystery
eucharist much? anyways

I'M ALL UP IN MY GLORYHOLE, S-O-NONONO
THREE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD ON FIRE LIKE A MARGARITA MADE OUT OF WOOD

Stop applying logic to fishtank or I'll flash my cock again

and don't get me started on the holy ghost

kill yourself you fucking sissy

please stop pretending like you believe in god

claire ruining the thread

welp, i'm out

You said you didn't believe in God until after you had sex with Jet Neptune.

Daddy, chill

bye pedophile if you guys didnt make isaac break up with me i wouldnt be here rn

i can’t stop you from whatever you’ll do

what has always confused me is where does santa claus fit into all this
is he down a tier?

she's always been a true believer

thought you were a witchcraft enjoyer

make it happen

you cannot be fucking serious
is it physically impossible for you to take responsibility for anything you do

santa claus (aka the easter bunny) is the devil that's why coca cola latched onto him so hard and why pagans celebrate christmas

He got the emails? We won

I only posted the rest of the shaft because someone asked for it btw

I totally nuked those Binx simps with just my cock head. The life of a simp must be miserable

You're never going to get TJ to believe this mumbo jumbo no matter how many DMs you send him

satan claws

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balance is the key to all of this
truth be told we're reaching late stage catholicism, it will die out soon if the new pope doesn't fix things soon
but all my smart friends/family under 30 are jumping ship if they havent already anyways

only hot women can get away with your cheating behavior why isaac comes back to you ill never know

you could have given isaac hiv

Does God approve or disapprove of Sex Workers?

i never pursued tj like that i just thought he was a nice guy but you people just have to ruin everything dont you

Someone update me, what did we send to Isaac?

Anon Babble and the easter bunny made me give my boyfriend aids (I had nothing to do with it)

an hiv testing kit

i respect your gusto but i didn’t ask

el evento verde

Jets severed penis

Scripted content?

all whores are punished in the end
so i guess what matters is repenting before u die

south park settled this decades ago

i take that back

is the nepshroom really that good

wn2b streaming on younow

repenting

you don't know what that is apparently
hell it is. eternal damnation. the pit god will toss the easter bunny into

yes you did we all know you wanted his fat tard cock you said so yourself wetty

i gotta wake up for work in a few hours. see you guys in claire's stream chat tomorrow. goodnight <3

(worse letty)

says the guy tryna convince me i can't be saved
yeah i could sell a bridge to myself too, doesn't make u convincing
anyways

i want to be django unchained against simps

you're the one playing cancer of everything on repeat, you don't fool me

Faith must trample under foot all reason, sense, and understanding

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he was nice to me which is more than i can say for literally any other guy i've met in this hellhole. sue me for wanting to be nice back. or maybe u guys are really that far gone that you think "negging" is the only way to get a girl to like u. sigh anyways

vgr was nice to you, he just wanted a little pussy in return

you talk just like jimmy. same exact revisionism, lies, and never taking responsibility. you're dangerously delusional

Repentence is a good step toward salvation.

vgr was nice in the way child groomers are nice to their victims' parents.
tj was nice in the way people are when they see no reason to be nice, they were just raised that way, which i'm learning is not a value people teach on the coast (kindness)

good luck convincing this goofy bitch to admit she did anything wrong

I'll be nice claire
May I have a crumb(l) of coochie?

i'll admit what i've done wrong if any of you will (you won't)
and i can't say i blame u this is whh i wanna fickifnfbfbt DIIEWEeEEEEEE anyways its fine im kidding like actually

thinking people are "negging" you like a pua when they just don't like you is very abi-esque thinking
vgr being a simp went to your already gigantic head

anyways

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they don't actually hate me they actually like me and just "neg"

least delusional bitch award

Is his voice cute like his ai photo says he is

bitch please compare me to ck all day but abi?!?

we need to be casting short latinas

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i didn't know that word until everyone accused me of doing it. guess i'll go back to playing dumb bitch 24601. nice knowin ya (not)

you’ve spent your whole life forcing your parents to accept what a weird person you are. it’s time to stop.

ck is a sincere and honest person which is something you're incapable of being

claire i am breaking up with you

sure i guess you can still come over when you need to get fucked up and post on Anon Babble

yeah you can stream here too but no more wear headphones.

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that's untrue

going to kms type shit actually manipulates me tbqh
unfair

I'm younger than Isaac, and you diminish actual grooming cases by throwing your poor decisions in with them.

claire wasn't raped, but she should have been

I'm not hardcore enough to be a true Anon... I'll always be just another normie redditor

i wasn't trying to imply i was being groomed ??? but i mean if the shoe fits...

Are there any Fishtank affiliated people who are decent human beings?

respect groomers. they do hard work for little reward

I'm younger than Isaac

this is very fucked up

Fatty?

"Don't play dumb."

scott and sullivan are good people

Yes

Klaus, Mexican Klaus, BL, Claire, and VGR all posting at the same time is a new kind of hell but it's still not nearly as bad as when threads were 100% TJ/Taylor discussion

b-but I bought you poppy tickets

how tf is he younger than isaac? I am in disbelief

vgr if ur reading this i have some really good advice for u;
my high school choir teacher was a really cool guy and he made a big impact on our school's choir program (well really the whole diocese's choir program). he brought show choir to kansas. and a lot of people really respected him for it. at least until they found the secret cameras installed in his home and workplace

this is the vibe u give off. continue down this path if u want, but if it's obvious to me it's obvious to the feds. anyways!

No, the TJ/Taylor discussion threads were a better era than clairepostiing, which is toxic as hell with how vulgar, annoying, and meanspirited she is.

This is quite satisfying actually

Worst time was post bloodgames, but everyone was on Anon Babble

But other than that, the worst time was just before I came up with josiecock

kansas

and that's why u never homeschool
mic drop

St. Thomas Aquinas High School?

tf kind of smile is this?

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he brought show choir to kansas. and a lot of people really respected him for it.

This happened from 2016 to 2021, how old is Claire?

Vgr is you're reading this I have some good advice for you

Stop being a whinny bitch lmao

Or be a whinny bitch someplace else

we don't choose where we're born

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kansas show choir respecter

Jet is Dorothy and you're the witch

is there a term for whatever is happening to the hairline on his left corner?

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Claire shitting the thread with 35 posts about some personal stuff

Claire you are turning into Cryo

sam is the witch. jet is the midget and i am none of the above

Claire is going to tire herself out and not stream tomorrow like she promised she would.

who cares kill me already

Claire come visit me in kansas

twitter ui is gay it didnt show you as speaking during the time you said but regardless u prolly sound less brown than benleaks ill give u that

No, Jet is Dorothy and you're the witch. Sam is the Scarecrow

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bitch please i read the crucible. if anything jet is the scarecrow
never thought i'd relate to abigail williams but ya know

Why won't you let Jet be Dorothy? What the fuck is your problem?

I thought you wanted to play giles corey. must have gotten old

i meant sam

We need to be encourage Claire to get back with Jet Neptune.

Dummy
Claire is Dorothy (the judy garland version raped by kike pieces of shit)

who would ever believe this joyous young man was a degenerate rapist? not I

i drank too much iso yet again old friends my b ttyl

did you not see this link earlier? it’s klaus. he sounds the exact same as benleaks.

voca.ro/1btMbzjSRdOa

benji sounds like a 40 year old brown man from what we heard on the letty xavier stream

that app makes me vomit never say the t word again faggot

rape binx hag pussy till it bleeds

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how did i know see it b4 klaus and benleaks being the same person would be the biggest shock ever

we need to be slipping into a coma because we drank the rubbing alcohol from the bathroom cabinet (again)

I recorded that when I was visiting my mom I didn't want to wake her so my voice is quiet but I'm the one that says why does Jon hate you? And then we kept grilling goosmus for being a stalker lol.

and no I do not sound like that stuttering goofball brownleaks wtf

slow down on the slurs

The vibe you give off is that of a mentally unwell woman glued to her phone, alcohol, and drugs who is dissatisfied with a mundane relationship in a slow-paced part of the country and who, craving excitement, embellishes adventures you went on (Fishtank, Seattle) that weren't that extraordinary to sound more like the middle act of a thrill-packed movie (as you said, "I watch the movies").

Thanks for the concern and story, though. I don't hate you, Claudia. If you're telling the truth about Isaac, I hope you use this as a springboard for a fruitful next chapter of your life.

he sounded effeminate too. this bit was never funny btw.

You do someone should get the jan stream and compare the two

I hope you use this as a springboard for a fruitful next chapter of your life.

she's passing out from drinking hand sanitizer lmao
I think you're even more delusional than her if you thought you were going to make claire into your based trad chud wife

dude what the FUCK are you on about??

cool you know claire (a version of myself i invented to attract people like you) not claudia
stop acting like you know claudia and every time you use that name from here on out it will bring my wrath upon your bloodline

CK is being raped by dykes in jail and no one cares

you also sounded like a young dork in the vocaroo which if you really r in ur late 30s gives u away as a gay dude

I checked the givesendgo earlier today, it was $84. Checked it again just now (roughly 12 hours later), and it's still at $84.

Dr claudia and mr claire

the money is rolling in

I hope CK stays in jail 4evr

take it back

why do you hate CK?

whats his reasoning for wishing ck ill? this is the 2nd time he lashes out against her

okay now post yours
oh wait you won't
cause you're scared
next
(/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ━

this is the best ending, maybe she'll rethink her life while she sits in there 4 like 15 years

rape

Benleaks you realize you're talking about someone who is clearly dealing with extreme mental health issues being exacerbated by this toxic community? What's up with your selective empathy?

How long until Benleaks turns on /ftl/?

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prison is better than being the personal lol cow 2 a niche audience of fishtank fans

Rehab. NOW.

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you aide and abet terror

terrorist

Good the truth won again tonight

that isn’t me

I liked that she wasn't posturing as a chudwife, actually.

I spoke to Claudia off and on for five months, which is more time than I give to most new people. There were many personal struggles she didn't fill me in on, but I knew her well enough that it hurt me when those troubles came spilling out. That's the truth, and I've called you Claudia not to go Jimmy mode but out of a desire to be real.

she won't be in there for long
woman don't do hard time unless it's something really bad like murder

incel reply

terrorism is really bad

will size queensie ever stop cheating on her brown simps with BWC?

Why do people go on fishtank live anyways? All the fame with none of the money? It honestly sounds like a living nightmare.

it's probably her first felony offense. they will most likely lower it to a misdemeanor with probation/good behavior terms.

The future is polyamory. Ugly poor men sharing an ugly poor woman. Formally or informally. The choice is yours

CK is a good woman

Nifty is ahead of the game

It's a really bad idea unless you're a simpable mid that wants to start streaming. even then there's no guarantee of your success.

there's arguably not really any fame either

iirc she's a first time offender as long as she apologizes or something she'll get a slap on the wrist
lol
lmao even

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Get the fuck out of my ear.

You get to meet Sam Hyde, the funny man from the internet. And maybe he'll hire you! You get to take what may be a 6 week long vacation consisting of challenges and meeting new people who are like you! (Socially stunted and/or burnouts). You just gotta occasionally get punched in the face, multiple bruises and general injuries, cups of spit and yogurt dumped on your head for not only thousands to see, but your family back home! Then you have a secured safety net when you get back home. You're gonna have your own built-in fanbase that will watch you stream boring shit like cooking and playing video games, meanwhile youre lucky if you make just about as much as you did at your previous job, except now people online hate you because uou were on the show.

paging nurse cleh