/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #602

jet neptune dies today

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ck was arrested for fat shaming

Mizzy is a nigger lover

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scott is the only returning face i want to see for bg2

josie died today :(

jet is going to fuck scott to get back at us, mark my words

Years ago bro
She’s not a nigger hater but she clearly wants a white guy to make her into a mommy.

mizzy really needs to stop wearing platform shoes. they do NOT compliment her silhouette! and she looks like more of a giant toddler waddling around in them

production told me that life is mizzy

production said it's my turn to use the computer

she just wants to be cool like her friend Binxy Bonkers

we will remember this day in infamy

I won't spam it but I just want to reiterate that Mizzy's production team for her upcoming movie stole the Twitch chat of Jerma985 and just left his URLs and emotes in, to be her pretend audience in the film. Perhaps they cut Twitch a check for using their website material in the film but I doubt it.

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Man Sparks Backlash For Mocking His High School Bully After Seeing That He's Now Unhoused

me but with the cast of fishtank live

excellent.

and how do you know that jerma985 didn't steal mizzy's chat
think before you make wild accusations

no more gooner type stuff

ya’ll didn’t hear this from me…but jet gave the best head when he lived in a group home, it was so good they called him sugar lips

Oh to be the lucky bastard that got to molest Jupiter every night

do you have "I know she fat"

fuck you i'll goon all i want it's a free country

actually the name sugar lips comes from his affinity for candy
big time candy eater

I got a feeling it was jup doing the diddling. Precociousness comes very precocious in Neptune family tradition.

Sam Hyde cancelled TSHS cause hes using that time to hang out with his little girl

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PLAP
PLAP
PLAP

damn, someone bought a ps5 for that?

He has a son
His name is Elliot Rodgers Hyde jk it is Rin Hyde

cant wait for jimmy to say burts real name

A little tighter than you’d expect for someone who for someone who doesn’t exercise at all and slops slop.

the horror

goodson type shit

ya I would have probably plapped if I didn't know she was gooned by Sam

cankles as big as her asscheeks is genuinely insane. she looks deformed

she definitely has lipedema

Scott Sullivan Male Dog Instruction Manual 4

Why do you even have this information?

Has anyone here successfully loved and cherished a plapper into a tight piece of ass? My one true love was a generous plapper but there was just no light at the end of the tunnel. Lord show me strength to see one through

gorby stokers in the house tonight

Lol. She is so fucking stupid. Can we continue the ignore claire challege?

strokers

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from these threads duh
where else would I find it

jet if he had more down syndrome

she looks like her dad

can someone use AI to make the birds poop on her head

This is a designated nice thread anons. Let it rest and reset so it will have potency again.

thanks to your stox donations we will be able to pay for jet’s much needed dental work, did someone say veneers!

jet doesn't care about his appearance he's just gonna use the money for more doordash and dated balenciaga meme shoes

livestreaming mag dumping sam and the wiggers, walking to the nearest convivence store and doing the goobaz bit while you patiently wait for the popos to arrest you

She called Red Scare a Bachelor/ette celeb but for incels. There's no way she can explain what the hell that means.

She mentioned on stream this was meant for pitches to distributors at Cannes and the actual movie and trailer isn't actually done yet

Nope. Jet has his eyes on something else

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red scare is just call her daddy for gay guys (both shows are evil)

now there's a market.
I'm going to start making ironic, ridiculous shoes for wiggers

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i thought this was the be nice to claire thread
wn2b sending positive vibes only please

She could start by saying something nice about us.

wn2b listening to shane dawson podcasts from 2014

Is this wide screen shot supposed to be stream cam pov?

That doesn't make any sense. How many minutes of RS have you listened to?

in the good timeline it would be issac posting about her unnaturally oversized clit here

Zack aka bad ideas aka alwaysbadideas is a failed sex pest who will never have a wife or children

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when does brother jimmy show up

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she doesn't need a life jacket when she gets on the boat in case of emergency she can just deploy her air bags and float away to safety

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that image seems sinister

life is lazy
scrolling text overlays are the easiest thing to do in video editing

yea but that's most of us even the girls are losers except for Sylvia

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If they never went on fishtank, these girls would be posting hole on onlyfans for 3 people

I remember the first time I went to a KU party that Claudia Gervasini was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "SLUTGANG" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still being fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in Bitchtank". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

wn2 stop gooning

goon squad!

wn2b posting on wattpad

nope, Payton softcore massage just dropped

You know what could save these threads? The return of Jimmy Hour

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Who runs /ftl/?
Goonsquad or Slutgang?

Literally a gooning platform for girls

Bits>Gags

see

two sides of the same horny coin

you'd fit right in

I did

Oh wow.

Dr. Pepper. Now Facial Massages. I guess Payton has a really good agent and being young people are willing to overlook her Fishtank experience because she was tricked onto the show

Long Live Jet Goodsun!

remember bloodgames 1 bodycams?
do you think they'll make it work this time?

Claire, are you a Jennychud?
Have you watched the Galaxy's Edge video?

i suspect the tech end of things will be even worse this time around

I will never forgive Jet for that one time in BG1 when Jon and TJ were doing a quest together in the woods but the director cam kept cutting to Tayleigh seething about some bullshit at the base camp. Literally robbed from kino.

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GO JIMMY JIMMY
DO THOSE WEIRD GAGS AND STAY INSIDE (NO WEED)
CHUDGANG COME ALONG FOR THA RIDE
GO JIMMY JIMMY
TO THE CONTENT THROUGH THE BIG FISHTANK
ITS JIMMY DOWNEY TIME

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she doesn't need a life jacket when she gets on the boat in case of emergency she can just deploy her air bags and float away to safety

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yes duh ive seen them all
she said shes working on a barbie movie video i hope it ends up coming out but im not on twitter or patreon so idrk

Far more powerful than memory alone

nice selfie dork >:)

anyways

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he's coming back in a big way for bloodgames 2 i can feel it

this is false advertising
fuckin' gypsies always trying to scam

wn2b making adl episodes

Fishtank provides may opportunities to be gooned. better version

Nothing fishtank related is in the results if you just search her name. Really smart for her to move on almost immediately. She won s3

Those eyes are so dead from staring at rug charts for years

what classic recreations are we getting for bloodgames 2?

He does it on purpose to troll the audience

jimmy deserves a gun this time around

its advantageous to make the show and viewing experience absolute dogshit

"The show sucks on purpose" seems very neptunian I admit.

We need to be nodding off at a bar in Lebanon

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ehhhhhhhhhh i dont know. * smiles in pain, closes mouth, then smiles again

that was 90% of tj content in bg2. the other 10% was him dancing in a skin tight wolf outfit and making everyone visibly uncomfortable.

Were renovating culture here people

A few cracked eggs is part of the process

Nostalgia literally means the pain, from an old would.

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it was turkey and charls almost died (there was a 7.7 earthquake 600 miles away)

Love this FAS qt would make so many FAS babies with her

Kek true but im just speculating. We don't really have proof of jet doing things to spite the audience because "it would be mad funny

you and like 5 people watched this I think

knowing that she hangs around trannies and is single and childless at 33 ruins it for me.

We are going to do things to the culture that have never been done before and will never be done ever again.

no it doesn't
it's "pain from returning" nostos is going home and algos is pain
did you get that from mad men

me m-wording the inclination for evil

it’s not speculation it’s completely true

still have no idea what m-wording means

Was hoping to see Alex B come back for BG2, but now it's just literal whos that are going to jimface to the camera and gigglesquee when Warlock Burt Bronx asks if they want to start a quest by burting off

mara

mustard gas

galaxy flavored

bloodgames 2 will coincide with the release of reputation taylors version
swifties always win

wait
I connected the dots
I know what m-wording means
haley

Bitchtank lore

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I recall it feeling like a hostage situation. There were no eliminations. Just threats live on air of making them pay for their own flights home and get fined 5k per contract violation. More snuff than Jet ever achieved live

The ogre would never allow him to go

Remember the stanky leg tts he sent on s3 when the contestants were supposed to believe its AI sending the messages? He is 100% willing to fuck everything up just to get a light chuckle in the basement.

good lord we're about to have ourselves a heckin' burtgasm

*chewing food* Welcome to fishtank live season 4! Glad you could make it. Would you like to be raped now or later? *sucks grease and sauce off fingers*

so you forgive him for the rape stuff

Damn Jenny m words every fishgirl

That's an ogress. Abi bf was ogre.

Yes

rain deer
hell yeah ty man
zoltar was the best

We called her ogre. She deserves no acknowledgement of being female

schultz was in rare form that night. shame he was literally never funny again after this

STAH POWAH

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that’s fair

I don't think CK is getting bailed out guys

I mean yeah he never raped me but he keeps fucking up the show im watching

she is a latina barbie

trump is going to take away your gooner rights

I remember one time someone posted about "claudia's hairy asshole" and claire responded

isaac won

in retrospect he did not in fact win

:/

WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

shadi and her new bf definitely do this

is sad I know
When is her next court date does anyone know

m words

kys

Aren't you supposed to be banned?

josh groban moment

It was only 24 hrs

u lie 2 urself when u pretend TJ isn't entertaining, it's obvious one person is just a jealous old man, but the other people who seethe about him or pretend he's not entertaining are lying 2 themselves

But I talked to the other jannies on irc and told them that I wasn't breaking the rules i was a victim of gay ops I never posted an avatar or signature

josh groban or james blunt , who can really tell?

never go full benleaks

BLACK WHALE
CHOKING MIGUEL

we need a final solution to the klaus question

i am the cream of the crop

Who does a mega successful YouTuber girl like that even date? Where do you go from there? Do you get gooned into a YouTube inner circle or destroyed if you refuse?

31st

captcha: awrdjj

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him and scott are the only ones i care about thoughbeit

probably another rich guy or youtuber
there's like conventions I think for content creators to hang out and meet each other
or suck up to the site staff

visible food in beard mma

Where is this screenie from?

you live a child free life and keep going to disneyland with your troon friend until they kill themselves

it was just a bit

scotts inner mailing list

You guys are still working out to have your body ready for Summytime? right?

when Warlock Burt Bronx asks if they want to start a quest by burting off

popped me

:)

did you guys hear about that tranny on twitter jumping off a bridge? thought that was pretty funny

and that's why you never goon

literally my type.

cyro didnt jump from no bridge

230 posts yet ctrl f burt has only 9 results
Do better.

2 radical 4 bant

Does anyone still have that webm saved of tayleigh trying to cock back the hammer on her revolver? she's outside shooting a .22 or something like that.

Your own

Personal

Summer

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me when burt shows up in chat

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have you guys ever heard of the deftones

your own
personal
burt

someone to see you burt off
someone who burts

Does anyone still have that webm saved of tayleigh trying to cockbuddy the lore on her recorder? she's outside puking a boiled egg or something like that.

she's outside puking a boiled egg

that actually doesn't narrow it down a lot
what a disgusting bitch

SHOT THROUGH THE COCK
AND BURT'S TO BLAME
YOU GIVE GOON
A BAD NAME

That shit is disgusting

you either OD a cdeezy or live long enough to become a sebastian

I had Burt fatigue since Season 3

wn2b opening logic

bloodgames 2 should be sarge hunting down all the cast and production members I personally dislike to kill them like the predator

yes they do

i miss having a mac for logic pro. shit was so cash

This is great idea

the whistle was a good bit but got old real quick

defending burt is such a funny concept

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

the predditor

True

literally the only thing macs are good for

n slur n slur n slur
f slur

possibly the worst post i've ever made and thats saying something

I really don't think burt is even slightly funny. sorry!
the only time I laughed was when he ran into the glass door but that's a classic gag and could have been literally anyone and it would be funny

agreed with claire award

it would have been awesome if the glass shattered and he fucking died and ruined their gay bit tbqh

yeah, I have this on my ipod nano btw

i found him by the railroad track this morning
i could see that he was burting off
i knelt down beside him and i listened
just to hear the words the burt gooner said

trying to play totk but i keep getting m worded by the goblins

less about b word and more about tummywagon

kek

jimmy posting on here from his ipod in the boiler room is probably the best thing he's ever done and it wasn't even on the show

you just posted a picture of a 17 year old girl. pedo

PedoLeaks

claire is 29 klaus
keep up

that's the cover of the song on soundcloud.com

i miss og stream stars but also not really

why are you saving pictures of underage women

that game sucks so much. the ui item wheel is actually offensively bad. open world zelda isnt the move

i miss making music on my phone with a headphone jack before knowing anything about anything

zelda hasn't been good since the N64

Not cool Rex

I didn't save the artwork I took a screenshot of the songs description on soundcloud.com

truthnuke

non open world games are too hard for me i need to be able to run away from the scary stuff i never finished botw bc the castle was intimidating

stop taking screenshots of underage girls you creepy pedo

lars von trier aficionado

he won the fan poll on bloodgames actually

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the mental gymnastics because you posted pictures of a 10 year old and a 15 year old that were previously private

Does Sam know that Betty took big purple home with her?

each zelda game has its own charm. tears of the kingdom and echos of wisdom have objectively terrible ui wheels and it’s embarrassing they got released that way.

momleaks and I are going to have a long talk about your behavior tonight in her bed drinking wine after we goon each other.

wind waker might have been alright if it didn't have a shite artstyle

bloodgames drone status?

I don't like open world games with mostly empty maps. GTA it is less noticeable because you're in a city with traffic and buildings and people walking around everywhere. Zelda is mostly empty plains and mountains.

ngmi. dont bother doing anything except for the main story that game was the biggest waste of time trying to 100% it. there was maybe like one cool thing that wasnt part of the main quest.

Klaus’ ability to consistently get mogged by bussyleaks of all people is something to behold.

what's nice about n64 zelda is that people are still making romhacks for it. some of them have ESL dialog but they're still fun.

Now that’s facts. I’ll never top that stuff. One of those recordings of mine made its way into some indie film about low fi recording artists and it was just me humming and strumming in my bathroom into my phone.

2 obvious how desperate he is 4 a reply from me sometimes

creepy behavior trying to justify it by taking about what someone else did

he better start stretching those little twink legs of his. I think he'll be walking to the library again after momleaks and I block Anon Babble from the isp again.

Cole has at least 130 IQ

The punch that killed season 2

Fax

you mean the public picture that claire manually set as the cover of 4 of her songs?

i fully believe

Benleaks is anti guppies posting unless he's the one doing it

Benleaks is anti rape unless Jet is the one doing it. Very dishonest behavior imo.

they hate me now

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it's even worse because shadi ate the bacon and had it coming, we all agree. everyone agrees. sodaman agrees
that's barely even rape

umm maybe don't post it here then Mr. Pedo?

I had my eyes open, am I going to jail now?

fuck I love Killing Joke

are you trying 2 justify you posting a 10 year old Letty and 15 year old Josie and talking about them hitting the wall because I posted about a song a like?

creepy and weirdpilled

being gooned adds sovl 2 the person

you're going to hell little man

even claire is going 2 jail

Benleaks is a bad guy. He enjoys seeing women cut themselves and be in pain.

Claire is destroying the very fabric of /ftl/ !

i wonder what Burt would make of all this nonsense

i love all my angels

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"uhmmm i think this problematic so i wont mention it"

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

I don't talk to sadistic pedos sorry
You clearly have an issue with women and want them to suffer

looks confused

ok I have a question

back in the cell why did simbal

you didn't answer the question

Sam's love language is giving people CTE, why couldn't Cole understand that?

they hate each other now

I tried 2 convince him 2 upload his stuff 2 soundcloud before he deactivated

Has it been confirmed it is gonna be nobodies or is this just a rumor people believe?

can letty join in too?

it's a stupid rumor considering Greg confirmed he's gonna be on bloodgames today and both jimmy and burt have been confirmed

greg is the key to all of this

we're smart enough 2 know real insiders don't post here but we'd like 2 believe the rumors no matter how exaggerated they are all the time remember the stage

cole and ella need to start a band together. it's their destiny

posting for future reference

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it's a bit dickhead

Can we lock benleaks up next to CK
he's a danger to society he will end up hurting a woman someday

sure why not

no, I'm comparing the situation, you posted a 10 year old letty and a 15 year old Josie and made a comment about them hitting the wall while still trying 2 justify why you did it 2 this day while I posted a screenshot of a song I like which has a cover I can not change

honestly Benny and Klaus need to figure out the distance and get together. the nightly tension is wild

the stage was a metaphor for the gay male dating show and cole was ted

who polished the rocks

interesting...

I made no such comment and it was an accident to repost those images I didn't know they were guppies oopsie doodles

the stage

strike two

threesome with keya and jackie

what possessed a young man who goons to cutters to one day decide he needed a name on /ftl/ anyway
like what is the point

we can box on cryo island but no one actually wants to leave their house

the one he did with kalei, shoenice, and goon was actually pretty funny

sensei should have done blackface

they hate each other now

you didn't know the small girl in the picture you posted was a small girl while you made comments about the wall, lol is that why you continue 2 do it

I thought sodaman was posting earlier?

attention, attention is crack for the mentally unstable

attention. it's a tranny thing. everything they do is for attention good or bad.

mark

claiming scarlette

Josie and Sylvia's faces

let it go juan

What a fucking bitch why cant she just take a joke?

Josie looked the same as she does now and so did letty she even had crazy dark eye circles from insomnia children don't have those doggie

Why aren't you guys donating to CK's GiveSendGo? It's almost like you want her to stay in jail!

I hope juan is on bloodgames 2 with all my other favorite nontent orbiters like fat bitch from australia and scoliosis girl

someone said they raised it to 5k now
I think her dad is refusing to pay it so she can learn her lesson

just a second let me quickly burt that question on burt burt go

i don't trust this sleazeball community to make sure the money gets where it needs to go

fat bitch from australia sizemogs shadia

dark eye circles from insomnia children don't have those doggie

why did you just make this up lel

this

Fair

australians r content

vague memory of someone asking production if fishtank was harry potter themed and them being annoyed

jesse we need to burt
i am the one who burts
breaking burt
burt

burt

why would a child have dark eye circles from insomnia
don't they have like bed times and shit

I don't even think she was underage in that pic
kids don't have eyes like that

Excellent post.

all kids go 2 sleep exactly at their bedtime

harry potter posting is underrated

the pendulum is swinging back

KAW

keep trying 2 justify it

Leah is worse than Raygunn

He clearly wants her

the burtdulum is burting back

I think it was mizzy asking because of sam's glasses in season 1 but I don't remember that well
life is mizzy
J0KNN captcha

Klaus Always Wins
KAW KAW

i miss the gaming closet

Hogwarts themed fishtank season, could be nice.

new

Never happening. Sam and Jet hate hogwarts.

this is america best we can do is ilvermorny or whatever the fuck

you wouldn't say that to her face without an elephant gun

is the american hogwarts really called i love money

Sam knows too many Harry Potter references for that to be true

yes and it's nontent

Benleaks and Klaus being shredded apart alive. The sound of skin being ripped from flesh while the most ear piercing screams are emitted from both of those faggot cretins