/smg/ - Stock Market General

Nut free edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Alternate Investmenting

brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

Misc:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
bad-dragon.com

Anons in trouble

crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

For Jannies and Anon Babble

youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptC

Previously on /smg/

Nice bread
WEAT

what's she talking about?

Which one of you made this?

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why are they naked?

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

-1.3%, flat month over month right now, hoping for recovery in my stocks and a dump for everyone elses.

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Nigger
Niggervideo
Nigger
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DOWN
-.6%
but I sold some nigger video calls. Hopefully those niggers go out of business

i got baked on.

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How did it go

it was fine until ELF reported they're buying another makeup brand for ONE BILLION DOLLARS from fucking hailey bieber of all people. additionally they PULLED GUIDANCE for 2026

the stock is tanking after hours and i am beheemed.

Anon…
Dont look…

+1.07%
Feels pretty good
APM.TO, TMET.V, and SOMA.V did alright today

Niggers!
I've sold $150 calls a few weeks out. I think I'll be alright

up 2,5% postmarket

At least IV crush is on your side tomorrow. However, AI bubble status remains unpopped.

is this the guy that draws 1000s of pictures of women shopping for wonderbread

holy fuck ELF was down -15% after hours and is now +2.5%

i am unheemed holy shite

4,5% now

It’s like the day never happened… almost.

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That's one big Nvidia dildo. R1 got an update today, trying to test it now.

I want sex.

Those things are 100% marketing. IIRC ELF is like 50 people in a leased office, literally everything else is outsourced. It makes sense when you think about it.

i feel you

this might sound insane but i was at a private self-storage place a few months ago & there was a cargo truck COMPLETELY full of cheap bread & a worker in a polo shirt was putting bread into a storage unit

I'm not really sure what you mean
bullish

I want to grab a woman by the hips and thrust my erect cock into her vagina. I feel like I'm going to go insane if I don't do this soon. It's been months.

That's usually against the lease agreement for those.

months

Don't we all, who cares?
more importantly, is what kind of women you want to do that to

I made a funny

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not disagreeing w/ you but Elf products are also not expensive to begin with, so the tariff impact might not matter much at all. increasing a 5$ product to 6$ - people who bought it for 5$ will still probably buy it for 6$. and we know that women will always buy their beauty products no matter how bad the economy gets

Elf has 475 employees for the record but yeah might as well be just 50 people in a leased office doing marketing shit

apparently this rhode brand by haley bieber has been one of the hottest things for the past couple years. in 3 years since inception, they did 220m$+ in sales, direct-to-consumer only, and they only have 10 products. it's probably not that heavy of a lift to put it into Sephora and get it on the shelves with only 10 products

Fucking trannies.

If you want something done right, I guess sometimes you have to do it yourself.

they put useless chinese shit in their rooms, as if they don't live there
same with a lot of livestreamers

i dunno man

Big stinky pump tomorrow.

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she smells good shut up

YOU SAID IT WOULD RALLY TODAY

They tricked me..

missed most of the trade today. got LUCKY trading... i took a bullish trade an hour and a half before i left... I KNOW i said i wasn't going to and i shouldn't have but i did... anyhow it went wrong immediately and i began stressing, but got a miracle pump RIGHT as i was leaving and sold for $1 profit, thinking i was gonna miss a big rally but trying to be cool. ended up missing what looks like a nightmare chart for me.
symphony was great. we drove the convertible, long ride, freeway. i learned that after summer it's going to be my everyday car. my mom wants another new set of wheels, this time a small suv. she's starting to feel her age, i'll leave it at that. but it's a big win for me. i go from aughts economy to luxury convertible. big win. i'll tout my old car someday when it's gone, it's served well, pulled off a lot of dangerous maneuvers in it, don't tell my mom.
anyways gloating i guess. turns out it was a very big day for me. it will still be my mom's car and she'll drive it occasionally, but imagine picking up japananon in a 20 y/o economy sedan... no way. if it happens soon i'll rent something.
i took the initiative of comparing the daily charts of the indices to water slides and rating them on survivability, the russell is one you could slide down safely, the dow maybe, but the s&p and nasdaq look fatal. hopefully nvidia and other earnings can change the story tomorrow, seems to be doing so. notice a big difference in brent and crude. hmmm. makes you think. i don't have answers, hoping someone shows up with some though, but i'll ponder it. anyways goodnight for now. once again inviting my crush back here where we can talk mostly privately, if emailing me is too daunting still, i have a lot i want to ask you and i really hope you'll be honest with me.

brent and crude

sorry, brent and wti, showing my industry naivete

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I love reading these blog posts

I'd like to brent her over and do something crude.

It's literally a married woman

Don't tell schizo anon but I've been feeding his posts into a language model I've been training. I was posting them in Anon Babble threads but they just seem normal there.

Futures do be doin someth’ on the guys.

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oil, stonk up and gold down.
the fuck did he say?

When is this treasonous fuck going to prison already?

thats right

ai dashcams melted a tiny bit up again today thanks to a 3rd contract this month

Trump tariffs are illegal. Ruled by courts. Just announced.
Seems like trump will obviously just appeal to SC and win tho

It’ll be funny when we close red tomorrow.

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Haiku:

Lo, I shit and fart
Lo, I shit and fart again
Lo, more of the same

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Federal trade judge blocked Trump’s global tarrifs of something. A good time for me to get some gold while people think all is well from JPM’s temporary gold dumpage for the narrative. Lately something happens overnight that sends spot +$100

gold down again

Fuck
it's 50% of what a hold to hedge and smoothout the dips and it worked, however it's starting to drag when I end up neutral or just lightly green on these pump days

my disaster hedge is flat when the disaster isn’t front page news

Still laughing SO HARD at all the absolute retards who thought tariffs would ever amount to anything. My account went from 12k to 24k over the last month, suck my fucking dick bears.

based
fucking nerds reported me again. Can you imagine? This is so much worse than biz with all these homos in here. Just poop and pee.
BANNED FOR POSTING MUSIC
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Oh fuck now they knoe the pw it‘s over

Bears kneeling

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Test

Reporting me again? Im so done with you nerds.

Trump got cucked

download tinder. it's like BitTorrent for hookers. shits great.

Are we talking several years worth of months or are you an actual sex haver?

McDonald's large hot coffees more than doubled the last few years

is it
is it this easy?
it's suppose to be this easy?
long vol into opex

mcdonalds just can't compete anymore. I go to a French bakery with hot Ukrainian women and get a small latte along with a fresh croissant with egg, ham, arugula, and an aoli for $5.50. meanwhile McDonald's is niggers with microwaved food for $9.42.