/SMG/ - Stock Market General

Comfy Block Edition
(There are no chicks with dicks, just men with boobs)

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Alternate Investmenting

brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

Misc:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
bad-dragon.com

Anons in trouble

crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

For Jannies and Anon Babble

youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptC

Previously on /smg/

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No more gay threads

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that is comfy isn't it

I'm watching the youtube video right now
but I already know what a woman is
A women should have a huge dick
the bigger the better
and it should be erect
dripping with cum
and it should smell
be pulsating
just a big ol beautiful cock
that is a real woman

niggers, fags and shitskins ruining smg again.

saved

276 bottles collected today. Could have got more but the machine got filled up and the wagie who empties it couldn’t be bothered. There’s always tomorrow. For today let’s hope for a good SOXL pump so I can sell some CC’s

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nice +2% niggervidoe movement

Thank you for proving to us that money is essentially useless and a cope.

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im asking bizniggers to come back to bant

no nigga. there's literally futa porn in OPs

fake and gay pump

So has you investments gotten you some pussy yet?

Swiftie keeps running people off. Probably the entire point.

I need all you Amerilards to go to the store and buy more goyslop, my PEP isn't doing so well wtf.
Thank you for your service

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this is AI. don't bother masturbating to this fake shit.

just a reminder for them

prolly a glowie janny

last time I looked at the big two sodas at the store (KO and PEP) they were selling 12 packs for like 9 dollars (and it has been a while). Shit is competing with budweiser in price.

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I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO IN THE OP

I FEEL

RAPED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

THE POSTER OF THIS VIDEO MUST GO TO PRISON NOW

CANCEL MACEDON ANON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ok stop it, the market is open

well, made $15 on a trade, could have made more but i'm feeling extra skittish today. feels good to be up and back in it. got a real adrenaline thrill when i bought. 3 days out of the game and feeling it. what's important though is we now have a thread we can agree upon. that's good. i was asked in the last complete thread whether my crush "names the jew," she does a lot more than that, but yes. she is a big name-caller and button-pusher, likes to fight on the internet, she was having a big laugh over some tranny that suicided over the weekend... i don't really care that much, i've done a lot of bad stuff online myself particularly in my wayward youth, it's that she chooses that over courtship and love that gets me most sad. i know it's her mistake, she's misjudging me and making youthful errors, but that doesn't help at all. wish she'd listen to me more, in many things i know better, but that's hard for her to accept.

Money is just a way to exchange goods and services provided without barter and a way to measure wealth. Just like a clock is not time but a device to measure it. Those used bottles were once worthless and now have some value. So yes, money can be cope. The trick is to exchange it quickly for something that has value for you. An average wagie sees money as the end, to use its a means to an end. Picrel is worthless here because nobody thinks it’s real. I keep it as a constant reminder of that.

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well we trans people have it hard sometimes but
hard for me to suicide when I just made 30$ as I am reading this... seethe.

money saves all problems, even trans problems!

when I get rich I will force you all to give a statement what a beautiful brave trans woman I have been ITT

the market is willing to accept less than 5% yields on 30 year treasuries. What a bunch of cucks.

You’ll be wishing you took advantage of it in a few years when yields are at .02% for everything

yields should be 2% and i won't budge on this issue.

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No, I meant that all the money you have, the 500k which is a lot in your country seems to be worthless judging from the activities you choose to pursue.

At least go to greece to chill at the beach or Doirani, kek

how the fuck are you stalking someone over Anon Babble?

20% maybe

Girls dont do that stuff. She is a psycho that will stab you one day

10-17% seems like it eould make sense to me. But they seem determined to crash the entire system as fast as possible

well, it's easier than you would think. she makes big tracks. i know her mind pretty well at this point too.
she has problems but what can i do? i'm stricken. she has a lot of good qualities too. she's very smart and thoughtful, we have a lot of interests in common, deep down she's a good person, she just has a lot of trouble finding peace and happiness in this world.

GME absolutely brutalizing SOXL

If you can harness the power of psychotic girls, they are an infinite source of dopamine

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I'm just gonna buy a put and wait for some bullshit after hours.

Sentiment is improving with not a lot of bobos.. we can keep going for awhile..

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currently holding labu, bought at 51.85, thinking 5900 s&p is going to be confirmed in a minute and i'll make back what i've lost, but may have to take a loss if it's rejected, might start to free-fall. feel like this was kind of a bad trade but it could turn around nicely. if anyone thinks the same way i do this is a good entry point.

Does your broker do this?

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nigvid up 3%

also i think i got a flu. throat hurts and stuffy feeling.

just about out of our mess. gonna hold on a for a little bit more. hope somebody else made a buck here, or that your trading is going even better.

twapped again... oh well. today does not seem like my big day. hope to just get out of this now. beginning to worry.

trades biotech sector now

There's actually no point in helping you

i think i'll be fine. i'm not asking for any help either. not like you could do anything about this, except maybe go short with size, that could help me here. i do admit there were better things to trade, better things to do with my time this morning than trade biotech, but trading soxx is not what i want to do because of my big intc position and i'm looking for a little more juice than i can get trading an index on a day like today where most of the move was overnight, but admittedly trading upro would have been better. and would you look at that, i just got out at a profit. green ledger for the day +34. gonna go take a shower and run some errands.

*SIIIIIP*
Nothing like some armenian and or possibly georgian mineral sparkling water to start the day

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What should we be worrying about at this point?

trump wiping his ass with the tariff sheet again

I'm so glad we got Trump and not Kamala's faggot shadow leaders.

im pretty neutral, i enjoyed the trump schizo shows. only thing that changed is being all cash and doing small options just to keep myself busy

The Coconut Cartel

brown

There was a 2 point bonus per bottle a few days ago, Idk i dropped in 2 gorska bottles and got like 5 points. Unfortunately I didn't have time to deposit all the 50 bottles i have at home.

He's living the life man. Just a humble man enjoying his time.

living the life

collecting plastic bottles

essentially grabbing up money others could actually use and need

It's a waste of time AND fuckin egoistic. On par if not worse than jews picking pennies out of a wishing well

I can chill just as well right here but thank you for the suggestion. I will consider it.
He sounds like a keeper. I hope you get what you want and wish you both well.
What if the wish was for them to get the coin?

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What if the wish was for them to get the coin?

Whose wish? The jews? They'd have to throw a penny in themselves for that?

work hard and smart to earn big (2x avg for my age)

pay half my money to the government

they use it to give cheap loans with no down payment to muslims

they use it to give muslims basic income

muslims buy houses and breed

this process is exponential, increasing demand

house price rise outpaces interest payments so they can just keep not paying interest

Surely this ends well? My plan is to exit ASAP.

nigvid still up 3%.

Same, I'm eyeing out Uruguay.

Your parents should have had 5 kids, not one.

Also, I saw Belgium is a beneficiary of the EU? Wtf?

essentially grabbing up money others could actually use and need

Yeah, but no one really grabbed those bottles that's why they were there in the first place, even the gypsies don't collect plastic bottles these days.

This gypsy woman actually sits in front of the store I take my bottles to. To her right is an overflowing trash bin. Down the street is a bus station. Both places are where I pick up my bottles and I don’t even rummage just pick up from the ground. It doesn’t matter what you think a person needs. In the end it’s what they are willing to do and she is not even willing to walk around.
Wishing wells are a scam. If you really believe that tossing money in a hole will makes dreams come true you deserve to have a Jew take your coins.

just got back from the well... sweaty... there were a LOT of coins in there... before i left i bought biotech again, and i'm down again, and it looks like a buy, again, and i think you'll profit if you join me in this botched trade, again.

Then they deserve to be poor.

you deserve to have a Jew take your coins.

kek

I didn't mean to be mean btw. I just find it weird that you don't do other stuff with your time that you have due to financial freedom.

If your gypsies are this dark, than maybe the people here are actually romanians and not really gypsies. KEK

*then

nigvid earnings tomorrow.

hmm i was thinking of selling so i can find a smaller but more moving stock but i think i will keep holding.

hope we get some big green for it.

so anyways while i wait to be vindicated or in the moments before i sell in a panic, i like biotech because it's been sold off heavier than some of the other growth sectors in the nasdaq recently, below the liberation day levels, and it kinda acts like a trailer hitched to the rest of the market, when upside is confirmed it can really make a big move, same though when downside is confirmed.... anyways it's acting today like it's gonna break down, but the rest of the market is straight bussin' my thoughts are that end of day we will get a rally in biotech, otoh, biotech is saying end of day we get a dump in the indices, tail wagging the dog kinda thing... hope that's not the case. anyways i will probably still be stuck here in the last hour and am willing to hold overnight and see where we're at tomorrow.

heh, I filed my taxes for 2024 last week.

income from working: 0

income from dividends and interest: €9576

portfolio gain: €113 125

taxes owed: 0

You are playing the game wrong, buddy. Did you know that you don't even have to pay taxes on dividends if your total income is under the €10 570 belastingsvrije som?

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yes I know, but I don't believe you are that wealthy or you wouldn't be in this country

belastungsfreie Summe

I come in here last week and say "this dump is bullshit who the fuck legitimately thinks tariffs are still an issue" and all I get is "hey NNN" but oops guess I was right again

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I do stuff. I eat out a lot now since cooking is messy. I enjoy better beer. Collect Lego. Ride my bikes. I repair the local children’s bicycles for free. The bottles collecting is only about an hour or two of my time when I do it. I go on vacations but not often since everyday for me is a vacation.
I thought all gypsies were this dark, strange. When I do see whiter ones I just assume they are Travelers and not gypsies.

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so anyways, say it again, we're just off the lows of the day in biotech, think biotech and the indices end the day at the same spot, highs of the day or their lows, and i think it's more likely biotech ramps to its highs from here than everything else crashes to lows. buyer beware watch your risk and all that. anyways if biotech makes new lows, i'm likely to take a loss, switch to index shorts maybe, if everything stays calm i will hold overnight, but hoping for a rally i can sell while market still open. need a .6% move in xbi to break even.

Based. It kind of surprises me that some anons don’t know that thier tax brackets are based on earned income. Keep it up.

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I was just thinking that an Apu shopped into the baby cart would be pretty funny.

Logically they are not an issue when the cuck in chief removes them after 2-3 days

No, the gypsies here are a little lighter. The one in that picture looks actually indian. The gypsies here do not look indian. Sleezy yes, out of place in terms of clothing (long skirts, sometimes out of jeans), but not that dark skinwise.

I mean, she doesn't look "indian-indian", like indians, but more into that direction than the gypsies here. Probably regular romanians, kek

False alarm, found it in my car

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Looks like a green day despite the BYD dump. Seems like the gap between institutions and retail is only widening, anyone know what the deal with that is?

thanks. she's made in dixie though. which plays into a lot of this. she's loyal to her people and culture. i did just get another match on a dating app too, life moves really fast, and the more i learn about this girl the less i want to be in love with her, she's a bigger handful than i thought, but i'm not gonna bother fighting my heart while i do, that's how you get into a tizzy like she's in. just letting everything play out.

well, held it, though we did make new lows. holding overnight. booked 35, but down ~110 in this trade. think there's a good chance it goes profitable tomorrow, hope it does before i leave for the symphony, feel like i'll close it out no matter what tomorrow, want a clear mind while i'm away from the market. ding was a little better than pic, realized gains don't get calculated but unrealized losses do. underperformed spy today though and not pleased with that.

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
up 0.74%, under the market but I'll take green to red.

+1.43%
Feels pretty good. VAL slowly recovering

+2.64%, not counting some chump change i transferred to my account.

how much do I need to be able to make a jap girl instantly wet?

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What stocks can I dump $10k on, I'd ask biz smg but they're fucking gay

3.43%, Finally in the black for the month.

We having fun?

ah fuck it i wasn't gonna tell anyone but i'm not gonna have the cash to play it. JVA

I was curious so I checked my MoM

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Are you sure? She looks exactly like a girl I know IRL.

It’s just me, uce.

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haven't seen the nice polish anon in a while. otoh, haven't seen the evil polish anon in a while either. maybe they left for Anon Babble. maybe they got drafted. all i know is the thread isn't the same without them. baggie really should be posting here too. :(
a little nervous about the trade i'm in. something bad might get announced about the sector, some bad earnings or developments. in a normal bull market, in normal circumstances, i'd get paid for something like this most likely, but i think most would agree we have one of those things at most. that being said, think there's still good odds of profit tomorrow morning, and i wouldn't be the first person to visit the symphony with something else on my mind. might keep me from being occupied by other distractions also. basically don't think the high is in for biotech, or the market, but we will of course see with time whether all of that is correct. gonna take a nap. then when i wake i'm gonna talk to a girl. HOPEFULLY it's the girl of my dreams from Anon Babble who i've been pursuing 5 whole months now. most likely though it will be this girl who liked me on tinder who may or may not be a robot and who probably won't like a thing about me, but i have to keep trying, can't spite one opportunity for want of another, though i would given any motivation...

I can't remember, have you tried talking to AI girls yet?