/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #610

forgot 2 delete the gofile link

you're gonna fry

Summytime pushups!

yes it's true
kaw IS indeed the law

how about the claire channel that doesn’t even exist

Nah, he's gonna sizzle the entire courtroom

@coolclaire02

That looks fucked up

we put her number in the rafters

@CoolClods

my friends would think i was a nut

Trust

where da food at

Claire is G7

I'm working on it, dickhead

Hey Jet, which girl are we raping during Season 4?

Mirror

You are going to jail dawg

she never took the shot

Josie as a production member was genuinely sovl

jet neptune dies today

Greg drew the most inoffensive furry version of Jon and Jon is fuming with rage

forgot about that and the age regression claire thing. also its confirmed that the hawktuah poster is jet.

summer is NOT a whore. she is sex negative. her nipples are NOT weird. she did NOT abort her child by cramming pills up her cooch and eating crackers. stop spreading rumors!!!

jeremy has another plant on s4

I like it when they eat mexican food bros

Summy remains unfazed

Kiwitroons and bantniggers in tears, pounding sand, losing hope

hes in jail

i like when they eat soup

she should save us the trouble and post the rest of the nudes here

41

AT THE SAME TIME?

her body looks like a guys

food

life is swiftie

Acts like this on stream

Stone faced mute the entire time on s1

Whats her problem

can we not body shame normal women

its being organized by frank on jeremy's behalf

truuuuu

her crush in the basement doggy

new slot machines on the left

tell me you didnt listen to josie radio without telling me you didnt listen to josie radio

claire also has her own plant aimed at destroying jet neptune's credibility and fishtank as a whole
will be very interesting

sees cute little girl

thinks of a man

Anon, I...

Season 4 needs some crazy ass bitches that risk getting the show shut down for the sake of content.

preferably ones that arent open to fucking production

summer is not crazy. she's hexed

sizequeensie radio

to do what

Never died taking it, tho

i dont know

judge judy could settle all of this

rape

i just made this

that was most of famous house 2 and they tossed them

ok fine i'll watch segregated

FISHTANK FAT BITCH RANKINGS
1. Meg
2. Star
3. Shadi
4. Zoey
5. Season 4 Protagonist
6. Sylvia
7. Jacqueline
8. Leah

I think slut gang is awesome!

announcing that you're watching gay porn

how are you not done yet

Van vs Jet now thats some shit im trynna see

hes an anti role model he inspires me to do better

it’s no bueno

why is Josie white

eho would win in a fight?

Retard caps vs balenci shoes...
Whoever wins we lose

it's like watching a car crash i cant look away

was this shot on a soundstage why does it look like a shipping container

klaus (always wins!)

She yaps like a radio during streams but she is very around people

very shy*

klaus is the dolores umbridge of ftl

turning water into wine

don't get the xavier hate, easily the most talented production wigg

you watching the digests?

ya episode 2
how leah puts up with this guy is beyond comprehension

*denied

People only "hate" him because production kept trying to bring his character back outside of Bloodgames and it flopped.
Had they kept him to Bloodgames/RP content only nobody would care.

open doors would soon be shut

I thought you guys were talking about the fattest girl on fishtank. Is Franks GF also called Leah?

my bad

when God closes a door he opens a dress

The last few threads haven't even had ftl or fishtank anywhere in the OP. Get it together fags.

so i went from day to day

they stole the cooking with fatty bit
mad lame

was leah a big greg guy?

though my life was in a rut

i’m working on exposing his hideous fans soon

never spoken to her some weirdo was tryna get me to befriend her tho

when on my face jet bust his nut

till i thought of what i'd say

me when i say thank u next

Summy of Love

which connection i should cut

all of the above

i was feeling part of the scenery

Josie is a bateman level sociopath you fucking retard

segregated unironically m words b word tank

thought you meant leah the bush pig

i hate him for thinking he can humiliate and physically teabag jimmy (which is funny on it’s own) but tolerate that fucking pasty pale dork nerd scold sodaman. that tayleigh plot should’ve had that idiot have a storyline centered around jon beating his frail and sickly ass.

i stepped right out of the machinery

I'll never forget the sharty for taking the
site down and forcing me to watch a whole week of this dumb meme in every other social media. CHICKEN JOCKEY is now permanently burned into my brain

ottman tank mogs

my heart goin boom boom boom

all that we are
is all that you'd love to be
all that we know
is hate and machinery
we're engineers

I am the secondary antagonist of the fifth novel

"hey," he said, "grab your things i've come to take you home."

watched by empty silhouettes

stop talking shit
last chance

bye pedophilez

who close their eyes but still can see

you are making a very bad decision

no one taught them etiquette

good song

somebody gotta do it

I'm sorry bill I just wanted to fit in
spare my life

is bill allowed to say sh*t?

i will show another me

He was just trying to win

if bill ottman broke both of his legs and lost all of his crypto i would be genuinely happy

today i don't need a replacement

a very bad decision and also an illegal one lmao

they shot me without a contract

i'll tell them what the smile on my face meant

yeule over swans

all modern /ftl/ lore sounds exactly like this tweet

Bill, from fishtank

cease and desist posting

eat shit old man ur washed

my heart goin boom boom boom

didnt work last time and it wont work this time

third time is a charm jet don't give up

girth

This is what bitchtank and ADL has done to these threads

we need to be on bended knee thanking jet neptune for advancing the culture and entertaining all of us for countless hours with his creativity and charm. thank you jet! thank you jet from everyone on Anon Babble! we love you jet neptune!

please send that to jet. he blocked me for calling him jeet neptroon

bill ottman ps5

hey Binx can you come with me and search for the other lav?

Season 3 was supposed to be good enough that we'd talk about it instead. It wasn't.

Ott Billman ps2

bill billman bs3

and ADL

im about to turn 30 and im rly insecure about it :(

lmao i didnt even catch that
she doesnt even go here

"hey," i said, "you can keep my things, they've come to take me home."

why are you publicly humiliating isaac again?
when will enough be enough? did he do something to deserve this?

skin tags

anyways

swifties never lose

#Notmyfishtank

the people were better when life expectancy was 40

I think its just about time we all as a collective thanked claudia for providing us content and keeping the the general going. THANK YOU claudia! you stupid bitch

i may be a bitch but i am far from stupid
trust the plan

what the fuck is hanging out of it

that just meant that there were way more birth deaths, not less boomers

Nice nipple ducts

i wish i was a shrimp

jet neptune should join a traveling circus as the world's ugliest most retarded looking man on earth

isaac we do not care that you're turning 30 and that you have a very tiny penis and that your girlfriend fucks busted retards behind your back weekly and laughs about it
we respect you anyway. keep yo head up nigga

yeah your baby dying builds character and makes you see youth and the young as the gifts that are. Instead you turn into a jaded asshole that hates everything new because you are old.

hi j alfred

ipr

truuuu

Pounding Meg in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

I can tell some of you anons have never had your fathers take you on a fishing trip before and that deeply saddens me.

FACT

Where did this frame come from? I cant find any video of it

the jubilee jordan peterson vs 20 atheists was sickening to watch. that guy fucking sucks

shout outs to all my Isaac bros
all whores are punished in the end

claire podcast 2

youtube.com/watch?v=n57aQQsQiwc

Jeremy mogs Issac

i actually have no clue i found it in my camera roll sometime between s2 and bg1

his daughter loves meat

I unironically was in a very similar situation once except I immediately evicted my GF from my apartment once I found out. I see every bit of my ex in Claire and I truly hate every fiber of her being.

Same place as this I think?

which way white man?

obviously was hacked in there by the highly notorious hacker hack_blastard

based

that's the actual cover

her own dad yall

Huh I know he usually replies with voice messages or will do a video if someone requests I wonder if it was from a dm since he responds to everyone

shadi

the true way is pouring chemicals on her face so it leaves permanent burn scars. that way she will truly be regretting it for the rest of her life

For real

awol on a thursday
tryna go ask alice
tryna catch that rabbit
but i'm so non-physical

how

He's like 8 inches taller

you're not allowed to listen to her
turn that off

well maybe not in the case of clarie because she's already a dogfaced cunt, but you get the idea

Mikaela is so fine
she got dat nice toned V

A jew walks into a bar
and I've saved him a seat-
That's healing the world
with comedy

fuck you bitch i hear what i want

Makes sense
Of course the spicboon isnt grateful that after all she put him through after inviting herself to his maine vacation that he had the decency to not leak her nudes or her home address
Someday she's probably going to try and pull the same stunt on some California bug man and get murdered for it

turn that off whore that's my wife
go watch greg jerk off or whatever this isn't funny

he also has a bigger cock, youre right

you will rue the day claudia

what's the franks cock situation?

i am my fathers daughter in the end
he says watch ur ego
watch ur head girl
ur so smart so talented
but now the waters turning red

Imagine cutting that off, frying it, and putting it in a little bun

Isaac should livestream himself beheading Claire while doing a QnA and specifically nameing Jet as why he is doing it that would be the best outcome.

woodbabi is being a silly billy again

claire isnt the type to change the locks to her apartment is she.

cease and desist

this should be sams new thing to do to female contestants

You can't change the locks to your apartment yourself. You're supposed to ask for the key back when people move out.

anyways

2 more weeks

as long as the property manager was notified and has the new keys you are fine

welcome to cryo's island
hope you like me
you ain't leaving

honestly can you really blame her? if issac was too cucked to do anything about it by this point maybe he deserved it all along.
she did nothing wrong, it was that annoying professor out to get her, with that stupid patsy of his the easter bunny.

Who would want to leave when this beefcake is the one greeting you??

actually it's carolines island and once shes out of jail it's over for u bitches

wn2b spreading toxoplasmosis

soon. I fully believe

shipwrecked on cryo island

cant wait to hate

imagine chudding out with sam and the gang. Haha like going to bars and see uggo troons and joggers and owning the fuck outta them. It’d be so fucking kick ass Frank hassle would fucking mog those dumb good goys. Sam would verbally destroy all the roasties and they’d probably try to attack him and he’d go full self defense situation on those bitch coal burning sluts it’d be so fucking awesome
all my niggas heil hitler

youtu.be/J6lwGUHBQuI

I miss my fuzzy toxo buddy

it should have been you
our sweet girl did nothing wrong. it was a bit and ihop corporate has no sense of humor

Fun CK fact, her mom is from Jeju island in Korea

That is pretty fun actually.

what was the whole plan with ck?

it was just a bit dickhead!

sam doesnt go out he stays home reads books, doomscrolls on twitter or plays video games.

I miss my fuzzy toxo buddy

Rest in power, Pirate Kitty

its true. isaac clearly didnt really give a fuck if he had no idea what was going on the threads it was a sign that things were already over. if you loved someone you would be interested in what they are doing with their freetime.

we need to be doing backflips off the roof of houses

idk shes kind of a wild card but we're on each others team
i think she was gonna go to knocked offline before i warned her

Fuck yeah Chudgang rocks

what if fishtank but all the contestants are in pairs and each pair are on their own mini island and production and sam are on a big ass pirate ship
and sam has a parrot which one of the contestants secretly taught to say the word marky

RIP

you should probably check out lawyers or something before enlisting ck

it was nothing like that. more of an information exhange
anyways who polished the rocks?

I was off, it was Ulleungdo island where her mom is from.

I know a lawyer

is she north or south korean?

Kino

This is what Jimmy fantasized about when Frank was gassing him up on Twitter before humiliating him.

caroline played ftl like a fiddle
queen type shit

caroline shut up

pang sucks no offense

the elementor vs slut gang

bretniey is taking over now
2 lit 2 late

what rocks?

the elementor vs slut gang

Rusty all the way

you have no taste

you wouldn't get it
too impure to appreciate. tainted if you will

Simping is easy with eyes clothes
Misunderstanding all you see

actually it's good we don't like the same albums. dangerously close to handcuff sex there. everyone knows the rules

what if fishtank but its the ultimate fighter with scott sullivan of MMA fame as the host/shifu/trainer and the winner gets to fight sam and there is a fight jet fishtoy on a daily cooldown

she said she was collecting rocks on her wrentham road trip and someone broke into her house and polished them

i think that's what she meant at least she can be difficult to understand sometimes

Is this a Justus schrom ref?

we weren't able to bail CK out

mmmmm... sure
she needs some time to reflect on how she treated dave

Fishtank mental asylum themed

shadia: based on the novel "push" by sapphire

rocks

michigan

come on now

O your post reminded me of the format of this autistic dude I'm subbed to.

i'm just really confused rn my b

what's his gimmick?

a lot of clown makeup and retard hats going around
iykyk

you should get him into watching fishtank

i love mizzy
but life doesn't have to be mizzy anymore

No gimmick the nigga is just severely autistic

youtube.com/watch?v=a8ULiT-9Rbg&ab_channel=JustusschromtheFrasierandhomemoviesfan

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNa5oyjAglQ
he has a hell of a sense of humor

I would not wish that on my worst enemy.

Sometimes i think he is the new andy kaufman but i think he might just actually be autistic

15 views

2 posters know him

how deep does the rabbithole goes?
anyway he looks like prime fishtank material JET HIRE THIS MAN

I just got there from uk anon's link is all. sorry to disappoint

Justus>Cryo

Outcasthouse Gayguyshouse

Claire repent your whorish ways and take her in and live stream it for us all it will be like a sitcom or something.

I'm seven hours away and I am a creep but she can stay with me

im going out of town this weekend (no funny business) otherwise i would

who's the lucky orbiter?

segregated day five is testing my faith in humanity and that's saying something because i hate everyone

bella

I would let this qt stay with me if she wasn't a faghag

life is kalei

kalei is awesome

I believe you...

kansas to kentucky isn't even close to three hours anyway
it'd be like nine or ten hours of driving at best

greg is more of a black olive guy

What are some nice things kalei deserves?

anybody not a creep

asking this in her orbiter discord

kalei deserves turkey tom. they are unironically endgame

Sustenance

discord orbiters are good guys

to have won bitchtank

Kalei can live with me but only if she shows up wearing pic related

she was a freeloader

pit lickies

how could you say that?

I thought she got kicked off by the nontent homeless guy idk

A husband and loving family instead of whatever the fuck this is

yes connect the dots sister

life is a diamond painting
don't fuck it up

are you telling me the show was rigged
it's jet's job to run fair competitions so I don't believe it

it wasn't rigged

did you fuck her?

what the fuck are you saying then? she was kicked out in a competition and she's listed as a contestant on the wiki
I'm not schizo enough to follow this

bitchtank was an experiment and it failed miserably is what i'm saying

bitchtank

it was a way for jet to find a bunch of desperate girls who might fuck him and it succeeded beyond his wildest expectations

why did you get kicked out of the house

anyways

youtube.com/watch?v=OHtncuSBgrM

Why did Bliccy have to break my heart like this???

This was reality during streamstars

Go on xitter

Search #fishtanklive

"SquicklySteve and Skibidi_h1tler are crashing out on discord call, FaggotFish is drinking piss"

Close xitter

No real friends, slut?

idk but that guy definitely fucked both those bimbos at the same time

it's incredibly transparent
he was even contacting actual whores to see if they would come on as "freeloaders"
he's way more basic than you want to believe I think

low iq wiggers baffle you

were there more summer nudes?

truuuuuu

jet is an angel and deserves HUGS and KISSES!

they're out there somewhere

claudia's giant conspiracy theory board with strings going from galaxy gas to peter thiel to buffalo 66 but really jet and ben just wanted to get a bunch of drunk easy girls in the house to fuck for a few weeks

Cleh it's time to glitter!

best believe im still bejeweled <3

The idea probably came up in a wigger brainstorm session. Why not just do a complete simp fest mini season with all girls? Wiggers love raping souls so of course they couldn’t help themselves

yes and

Someone send this to VGR

Someone send this to Claire

it's it nice to know a lot
and a little bit
not

Vgr should grow his hair out like Vincent gallo

Someone send this to VGR

it was lettys idea

can you add a window with isaac ouside

who greenlit segregated i just wanna talk

god jet's so grotesque
and he's even fatter now than back then

you should kys but u wont so i wont bother

He has been through enough

The false hawks film guy. If you liked segregated you’re going to love false hawks

who greenlit sargegreated i just wanna talk

i did not like segregated but passively watching it felt important to my arc

thought of a funny joke but i'm not gonna post it bc it involves **

sargegregated FUCK

no I'm too lazy but hwuxg probably can

i can fix anon

hwuxg can you add a window probably on vgrs side?

Speak freely, brother. Semper Fi

Summytime fixs you with herpes!

judy hopps is officially canon thanks to segregated

vincent gallo respecter is a really funny name when you realize it isn't ironic

you should keep yourself safe but i already know you will so i wont bother you

evening all, we're so back

chappell roan and the consequences of the midwest (working title)

Amen

pregnant nips are so weird

Claire I've improved your selfie with VGR a thousand fold.

can you add a window with isaac in it

howdy

I wonder if her belly button was always an outtie or was that from getting knocked up too

He's been through enough.

:(

put the window in the black guy's forehead and make it look like isaac is piloting him heh

tyler perry respecter

youtu.be/tizBA56vT8M?si=6XJUPVmcPUXoYmIP
greg is woody

All the best artists were gooned.

Poppy, Alice Glass, Claire

greg sucks and hopefully there's an alec baldwin incident at bloodgames and he dies and goes to greg hell

bretniey m words claire

it's up to Claire to sneak onto the grounds and replace the toy guns with real ones

if jimmy is there there's at least a chance

life is bailey pickett
youtu.be/pucV9L6zsDI?si=BjBgyu2aLazMHsM-

Did Tayleigh quit streaming yet

the unedited photo is way funnier btw so this was pointless. you can't improve upon perfection

Claire is a way better stage name than bretneiy.

I can keep adding black men to the photo though.

Claire Boucher > Claire Cottrill >>> Claire > Claudia

i picked claire bc i was told to pick a normal name
bretniey m words

new

hi isaac

Sounds like an autistic tranny trying to feel unique

my friend told me to change my groupme name and it stuck. her words not mine. she is a vampire now but still someone i consider a true friend unlike you people

change my groupme name to it*****

I mean you said you purposefully made us hate you and now you don't like that we hate you
maybe you just like being miserable

trust the plan

tornado szn hitting different this year

It’s cringe and you can do better. wtf is a vampire friend?

"Trust the plan" is a rw MAGA dog whistle. Stop misappropriating it for your gay "character arc".

i guess i'll figure that out when the time comes to actually put out music, right now is the prologue
vampires=(most)engineers. connect the dots sis
#electricity

coward