Well? are you retarded sam or smart sarah?

Well? are you retarded sam or smart sarah?

Now show the part where Smart Samir buys his car for $20k and never has to worry about car issues while Sarah's car is a slow piece of shit that looks ugly and isn't reliable. Then Sarah gets fired from her job because she doesn't have reliable transportation.

There is balance to this anon. I can still invest the money and not have a shit car

Bought a Ferrari with my bar mitzvah money. Now it’s worth double what I paid.

I just take transit

Oh fuck off would you I’m going to get a job I’m going to get into America illegally and I’m going to kill people in America and get away with it you’ll see

let me suck my own dick to brag about thing

i know this sounds like a troll but i honestly don't get it. can you explain

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Americans don't have that and they're proud of it. I don't know how poor people survive at all in that decadent shithole.

He’s right. The whole Warren buffet only eat beans and rice thing is kike nonsense. Money is worthless if you don’t use it

Now mention the part where jewish hedge funds with insider trading tank the index funds

Wow double your money every six years with index funds! The US economy only goes up! It's intrinsically diversified! It's low risk! You just carry all of it while the fund manager gets paid up front and carries none of it! Hire a financial advisor to manage your single investment! They do it for a living after all! Cut up your credit cards! Flash cash!

The average person is too much in the other direction. Just spend everything immediately on something that won't make you monkey.

2 more weeks

nazi is uneducated about the stock market

Stop spoiling the fini-prop. The message was so carefully hidden amidst the incel posting.

124k in just six years from index funds? I think not.

You don't understand anything apparently. Poor people/niggers survive here because the middle two quartiles feed them and keep them alive. Also we're proud of not using or having transit specifically because it is where niggers are and use. With a car you can go anywhere you want. Trust me, no one likes the situation except them. Even the half the population that claims they are "allies" don't want to be around them. Each city beltway around a city center represents one generation of people moving out of the city to avoid them. We pay for that too.

You voted for that though.

kek the nigger said the line

I don't own a car. I pay 160€ a year for public transport. The savings I spend on 2-4 trips to a hooker a month

Retard

Sarah is beautiful and smart

Sam is a degenerate

Index funds are historically alright. Unfortunately what Mr money mustach and Ramsey and such leave out is that their entire shill depends on Jewish economics and infinite money printing but they dress it up as "investing in American productivity/capitalism because line go up means line will always go up". Two months ago the government gave a rubber stamp on Bitcoin. Last month boomer Ramsey decided publicly that "it's here to stay" and should be included in your portfolio. This fucker still hasn't acknowledged gold and silver yet, as gold is at an all time high. I hate financial fuckers so goddamn much. Point being you're right

They're actually both retarded. But you sir, are retardeder.

Line go up forever though!!

The average person is a subhuman animal and shouldn’t be considered

Fuck, I meant that for>who's the retard now?
Leave me alone.

Wow Mr Responsibility Ramsey is shilling Bitcoin? Real Estate, savings accounts, and now btc this guy loves propping up the cool kid bubbles.
Speaking of gold I just accumulated my first ounce, all Apartheid era krugs and 2 Rands. Im moisturized, Im happy.

what's with all the shilling of index funds lately?

don't buy a car, invest

don't buy a house, invest

don't expect to retire, invest

don't buy ANYTHING, just invest

are they THAT desperate?

or be the guy who invests 10k then contributes 1227 monthly

fuck cars

Also we're proud of not using or having transit specifically because it is where niggers are and use.

I've heard this a million times and i don't like the take. This could easily be solved through law enforcement.

Public transport requires density. Both inter city and regional transport requires a certain level of density to finction properly.
The capital of Latvia has twice the density of LA metro area for example. And Riga is not very dense by Euro city standards.
The average Euro city is 2x to 10x the density of the average American city. The only US city with a density akin to Europe is NYC, with Chicago and San Francisco being kinda close too. And these cities do have public transport that is shit for other reasons (niggers and junkies).
Even Canadian cities are on average far more dense which is why they have better public transport than the US.
Americans do act prideful that they don't have good public transport but really they are prideful that they live a less dense lifestyle where a middle class family can afford a house with a backyard in a city with the economic activity level of a dense Euro city.

A six year old car is not an old car, lol
Chicks who drive shitboxes do so because they spend their money on ciggies, booze, and makeup to hide the aging caused ciggies and booze.

There's no solution to the nigger problem in Amerrica short of locking up 10 million black men for life.

Smart Samir

eats cows hit three times a day, and human shit on special occasions

taking loans to buy anything be it house or car means you cannot afford it.
if you actually planned on buying any of those things then you should've saved money beforehand.
stop being retarded with money.

nice iq you got there, it might thaw out one day

where a middle class family can afford a house with a backyard in a city with the economic activity level of a dense Euro city.

No longer true. Americans are absolutely melting down about it too.

but you don't understand, law enforcement is impossible

Ok fag

this jew is pretending leftists like him enforce the law. how cute

I am talking about how to have public transport. You're acting like a nigger. You called my low iq, a jew and a leftist. I am winning so far.

Learn how to maintain and fix your car dude. I do regular maintenance on my 1996 chevy astro (spark plugs and hose replacement too) and we're upgrading the suspension soon. It's cheaper and you'll learn a few things.

r. You called my low iq, a jew and a leftist. I am winning so far.

can you put this into english that negates what i say faggot?

I don't know why people think used cars break down all the time.
Especially if you're spending 10k on it, its gonna run fine with minimal maintenance unless you were retarded and bought a total lemon.

how do I invest in index funds

True but that is a reflection of a different wider economic issue being faced by many Western nations right now.
American middle income housing which is an actual house is becoming unaffordable and there is no supply of cheaper housing i.e. apartments to fill the place. But in Canadian and Australian cities where middle income housing was already two and three bedroom apartments, these dwellings have also become unaffordably expensive with no supply of cheaper housing to fill the gap.
The media price of apartments sold in Sydney last year was just over $1 million, with entry level apartments being around $750k. But a full time worker on a median salary can only qualify for around $500k in 30 year home loan, meaning unless they have a spare $250k sitting around they are priced out of the market. Only dual income couples are able to purchase is Sydney now. That is despite the fact that we are rapidly increasing housing density, knocking down low density to build medium and medium desnity to build high. We have an expansive suburban rail network, plus busses and ferries, but since people are forced to buy two bedroom apartments in the Western suburbs (i.e. away from the habour and beaches on the East) they then have to spend an hour on the train just to get to work. It's a fucking nightmare, and frankly it would be better if we were like an American city with the same problem except instead of spending an hour on the train travelling from your tiny apartment you spent an hour in a car travelling from your actual house with 3+ bedrooms and a backyard.

Let's be real here anon. Sarah wouldn't be the one making the smart financial decision IRL.

This doesn't factor in the increased running costs of the $10k car, and the return on the index fund is speculative. Should also put some figures to the depreciation. A $10k depreciating for six years is still going to be worth less than a $80k depreciating for six years.

True, money is useless if you just live like an ascetic but in this case he doesnt have money to use otherwise he wouldnt be getting a loan to buy a car.
If you dont have money and you must buy stuff getting loans maybe you should get cheaper things and try to be smarter with what you have instead of drowning yourself in debt to flash something you cant afford, obviusly certain things like a home must be bought taking a mortgage but cars, clothes, phones etc is better to just go with what you can afford without borrowing money.

You haven't said anything so far. You made the NPC argument of no public transport because niggers. I already said how to fix that. You are losing.

Sarah breaks down and has to spend 40k in repairs.
Sarah can't get to work and gets fired.
Sarah sucks the mechanics dick to get her car back cause she can't pay.
Sarah lives off credit for 6 years.
Sam married Sarah.

Now it's Sam's problem.

good goy

That makes sense. It reminds me of a critique of capitalism - the economy always needs to grow, but it will eventually run out of space to grow to. Everything will become worse as it keeps growing.

40k in repairs.

We're not talking about a lamborghini here.

Imagine if Sarah invested in Bitcoin, she'd be a billionaire.

I invested $10,000 in hookers and blow 3 years ago in Thailand.
I don't have a driving license nor a car and I am 45.

A cheap older toyota is infinitely more reliable than a newer plastic shitbox full of shitty electronics

I bought a 3k rust bucket that still goes strong after 6 years and invested 100k

1pbtid

isnt that picture about not taking loans?

Old cars are more durable if you are able to defeat the rust and the anti-rust scam jew.

how do they know a used car will still work in 10 years.

Cars are now a minefield of engineering designed to last as long as the warranty and maximizing profits for the maintenance.

You ought to find where maintenance will not hurt you.

Also value depreciation vastly races past any repair costs of an older vehicle. Like it's not even comparable. Buying nice cars is just financially retarded at the end of the day, especially nowadays when newer cars are goybox planned obsolescence shit cans

I walk, bike or take the tram to work.

I considered buying a car, but I rarely use it. And the steady expenses, especially the taxes on everything, are too high to justify it.

law enforcement

lol
lmao

I've literally NEVER had a car break down on me (all toyotas to be fair)
(((Someone))) probably spent a lot of money making people think they need a new car.

I'm the drunk who doesn't have a car and lost his license and spends the $1,227/mo on alcohol

Also, the tram is free because my employer pays for it. But I also get paid extra if I work from home.

Yes exactly. The irony is that in places like Australia and Canada we have space to grow out, but we are choosing not to and instead getting denser and denser (and more and more miserable).
Towns and cities used to be founded because they would be close to new expansions in primary industry, usually agriculture or mineral resource gathering.
But how do you incentivise the forming of a new city, or even the expansion of an existing 2nd tier city into a larger one, when your economy is dominated by the service sector? You can't. And as long as the jobs stay in the existing cities the people will too and they will just put up with worse and worse conditions cause they don't have a choice.
And then there is simply the infrastructure investment in founding a new settlement or even expanding an exsiting one. Our government has straight up said that its strategy is to encourage demolishion of existing lower density to build higher density on top because it is cheaper than expanding out and paying for new roads and new plumbing and new telecom cabling as well as new schools and new hospitals.
Anyway the funny thing with the public transport debate is that a lot of Americans who do froth over the idea of public transport and walkable cities don't realise that by the time it ever happens in the US, land and property value will be so high that they won't get to live close to downtown where they can hop on a traij for 15 minutes to get to work and walk from their apartment to all the new trendy eating spots and cafes. They will be spending an hour on the train to get to work and to trendy part of town while living in an apartment out in a former industrial area with zero culture like is the reality here in Sydney.

I mean, does that pic assume 10k car is equally shityy as 80k car?

Sam's car weighs 5000lbs has a turbocharged i3 making 300hp with a hybrid CVT and shows a CEL one month after the warranty runs out because of a failed update

Your not american and have to priced a transmission or engine?

I think the low average for most repairs is around 500-1000 any more. 40k might of been a exaggeration to emphasize point, but don't pretend like you can cycle cars like my dad did in the 50s and 60s. At least not here.

I drive a 2004 Ford f150 triton.
What is the price of a entry level truck friend?

woman investing in index funds

lmao

was it worth it? I want to go to japan and spend it on whores only

Drive a manual, drive some slop from japan, germany or sweden. Toyota, volkswagen and volvo shouldn't be expensive to maintain.

My car is from late 2016 and had no issues besides normal wear and tear.
Why do your cars fall apart muttman?

How are you saving money for a house then? Live with your parents untill you have saved up 4M sek? Assuming you live near a city.
Or renting for a higher monthly amount than my mortgage?

Maybe you have to drive less. Maybe the japslop they all drive and praise actually is not that good.

It's by design. Mining towns all look like concentration camps where the workers go to bat off and sleep for the 12 hours a day they're not working and fuck off home to make room for some other cunt for their 2 on 1 off bullshit. The companies literally don't want people to live in the towns.

The europoor really cant imagine any situation where they don’t submit entirely to the whim of someone else and appear to be in love with the idea of living with a diminished quality of life like 19th century sweatshop workers

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Americans love debt and bad financial decisions

Yup

He meant that you deposit 1270 a month for 6 years in the index founds, total around 90k. Effectively the upside is only ~30k

The government takes the money of an european for his own good. Using it for healthcare and roads is useful, letting the amerimutt spend it on luxury items is much worse. America needs higher taxes.

buy a nice car

attracts women

show off at work, get to the in-group with your managers and boss just by shooting shit about nice cars

get a promotion

As long as you are not utter disaster, buy a nice car. There are intangibles for your career and social life

you are not smart... smart me is wokring remote and I have 1000+/mo to invest + 10k to spend on whatever I want.

Smart is you getting hired in san francisco big tech and working remotely from somalia.

With 124k she can buy a new car and have money left over
The real critique here is that this applies to everything because the market is manipulated for runaway growth, not labor. In those 6 years prices of everything have gone up 20% because everyone is "investing", read: inflating the economy without risk. You literally cannot survive in this economy on labor alone

They miss that Sam spent 6 Years high with a new 18yo in his bed for 6 Years because he would pick them up in his new car then have 1600$ every month to blow on drugs and sugar babies

just buy a bicycle for $400 and a niggerproof lock

Americans get fired for not driving the newest Ford 150

You're likely to be killed if you ride a bike in america. I do ride a bicycle on the road and i know that i could die, in america it's probably much more risky.

Buy $80k car

Pay $108,000.00 for it over six years

Cars shouldn't cost more than $2k

He's insinuating the old car will have more problems but unfortunately that isn't true because anyone who has bought a new car will tell you it started falling apart within the first month that they got it.

The sole problem of founding new settlement will always be an incentive. As long as there is no strong incentive, population will drain off the lower density to higher one. the end goal of whole thing is something close to Netherlands. no matter how much Americans seethe at the idea, it's bound to happen but it will completely screw them.

Hopefully we sort this all out before OP comes back.

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Look. I forgive you.

I can't afford slop from Japan or any foreign countries. They been tariffed at nearly 100% my entire life.

All I want is a Toyota pixis truck. I need a truck for work but I can do everything I want with a pixis.
They are the same price as any other truck and getting parts is 10x more expensive and harder.

This truck I bought off a dead boomer estate for 10k cause it was wrecked.

Please look at American car markers and understand how big america is.

Brother. I want a byd truck so fucking bad that I can use to power tools. Like a generator I drive. I work construction and rurally. Im so sick of generators for stuff powertools can't do.

option C

take the bus and bum rides

spend the rest on crack

I did it guys. I won life.

wouldn't subtracting 70,000 from Sarah's ending total make this a fairer comparison? A big part of that 124,965 is the initial capital, not investment growth.

sam uses his cool car to fuck sarah and become a stay at home dad while they live off the gains like parasites

I'm just poor. $1000 car
No job
No money to invest
Investing the $1000 wouldn't fix anything but make living more difficult.

You just ask the government for permission when you want to go anywhere?

women don't care what car you drive

lol it dips

the index

Sarah will only date Sam if he buys and even more expensive car. Sarah's ex bought her an 80k car for her birthday

Going to laugh when you poke the Bear one time too many and we don't come to your rescue.

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This always seemed so narrow minded.
Humans walked for generations.
We get horses.
We get cars.
We get trains.

All just better ways to walk faster.
Then you say

>What you just ask the governments permission?

If they say no, people can just walk. It's just a insane concept to me that if someone who is a slave to pavement says your a slave to the system for using a bus and in the end everyone can just walk anywhere.

This is like slave poverty infighting and really peasant brained.

Amazingly pathetic post

Implying Sarah doesn't pay anything on repairs for old car. Also

woman

smart

>You just ask the governments permission to drive? Get id'd and have tons of enforcers always up your ass?

>Imagine being a slave to roadways.

Doesn't this seem stupid to you?

Actually a good data point. This means that our population density is lower than yours. Usa has almost 200 times more people than latvia.

They been tariffed at nearly 100% my entire life.

Only more reasons to hate on trump and his tariff nonsense. There is already too much of that.

Best strategy for cars is buy used 1-2 years old, keep until 4-5 years old, sell and repeat. You don't pay excessive new car fees and don't stick around for major problems to develop or too much devaluation to occur.

Gas cars in the standard price range of $20-30k will depreciate around $2-3k per year if driven an average 12k miles a year. Hybrid cars will depreciate around $4-5k per year if driven an average 12k miles a year, you will never make up the extra money you pay for them. EVs lmao, they can depreciate up to $8-10k a year, don't bother.

Investing in magical made up out of nowhere Jewish numbers on a screen

middle class family can afford a house with a backyard in a city

Nigger, the average middle class family lives in the burbs, strictly because they cant afford to live in the city in any capacity, nevermind people with +2 kids.

The riganigger is right, America is a decadent shithole, their government and their entire system is visible corrupt and rigged. The government along with multiple alphabet agencies wage an actual war against normal (white) Americans that just want to go about their business.

Its a society in which the low class have been allowed to commit crimes against the middle class, and the middle class is bombarded with anti-racism nonsense and propaganda shilling for niggers and Jews and degenerates.

If they wanted to stop black crime, they would just go and literally stop them, but they dont want to

That's how you build generational wealth, peasant.
Do some calculations about compund intetest. Do it with 7% a year.

This is just confusion of the term 'city' and how it is used. In Australia when we use the term city we are talking about the entire metropolitan area including all the suburban areas.
When I say that the median price for an apartment in Sydney is $1 million, that is counting the entire metro area of 5 million+ inhabitants.
In the US when they use the term city they are often talking just about the area incorporated under that name. If you Google for example the population of Denver, Google will tell you 700k. You have to Google the population of the Denver metro area to get the actual number, 3 million, that is a proper reflection of the areas population and economic size.
If you Google population of Sydney you get 5.2 million straight away because of how we define our cities.
Anyway when I make comparisions between the US and Australia I always take this into account. When I talk about how the middle class in Sydney can no longer afford to buy a free standing home that includes all the surrounding suburban areas for 50km in every direction from the Sydney downtown. This is different from the US where a typical middle class family can still afford a suburban home within the metro areas of their major cities.

But Sam has Sarah's pooosay and access to her bank account. He owns her now. It's all his, bc he flaunted it, she chased the illusion, and he changed his named to Chad.

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More central planning.
More cities near the existing cities.
The chinks built so many buildings that many of them are completely empty. That's a good problem to have.

I'm a militant woods Marxist who has been calling for the assassination of most politicians in a legally permitted satirical way.

I showed some folks how to not hurt Teslas with a high powered eBay lasers because high powered eBay lasers damage the camera and make the. Non functional at a safe distance where you can't be caught on camera.
Which is illegal so I tell people about it so they don't accidently do anything illegal or accidently vandalized one of me musks government mandated evs.

My hatred for republicans is only exceed by my hatred for liberals exclusively because a republican isnopen about their fascism while a liberal hides.

7% returns with 10%+ true inflation is a losing game, dumb goyanon

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True inflation is 3%, pedo.
In a 10% inflation year an index fund grows 20%.

Cool.
I go into town once every 3 months and the stuff I buy autistically every 3 months that usually costs 289$ cost me 540$.

I'm glad the markets are doing well or whatever I guess. Maybe you can eat shit and die instead of eating food.

How much is Sarah paying in maintenance? I can't imagine she knows how to fix up her own car

>Steering goes out

>Car totaled

>Medical slavery.

The public transit in europe was built around a population less than half the size it is now

Sarah still overpaid.

implying number goes forever up

i got rejected because my car isnt good enough it would have been worth the extra cash to get a girlfriend

True inflation is more like 7%, at least in recent years

Don't forget how Sarah kills a small child in a pedestrian crossing, and then later dies in an accident because she's driving an old car without AEB and with bad collision safety. I am not saying you should be stupid enough to take a car loan for $1200/month, but there is a balance, yes.

Samir, please stop using the American flag and/or go back.

B-but the used car market will suffer without all the Samirs

Yes and there will be a shit ton less brown centered anti West and poor Durka crocodile tear posts to sort through but that's ok.

Don't forget how Sarah kills a small child in a pedestrian crossing, and then later dies in an accident because she's driving an old car without AEB and with bad collision safety. I am not saying you should be stupid enough to take a car loan for $1200/month, but there is a balance, yes.

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Fuck this piece of shit website to hell.

Sam bangs Sarah in his nice car though

Be grateful to women who let you know your wasting your time before you invested any.
They are to be praised, not scorned.

you forgot to factor in that that used car is gonna cost her like $5k minimum for repairs constantly

Your bot double fired? At least it posted two different images.

I like cars so its impossible for me to make smart financial decisions about them

Tyrone just steals it

anyone who has bought a new car will tell you it started falling apart within the first month that they got it

This. Modern car manufacturers suck ass when it comes to reliable quality. Nowadays it's the same with a car as it was with a child in the 1800's: if it survived the first ten years it's probably gonna live out its natural life without any problems

I drive a shit car, and spend the theoretical interest payments i would have if i had a nice car on alcohol and prostitutes, instead of investing

European cities have always been dense even when population was much smaller. This is because European cities existed for centuries before the car was invented. Density is always the most critical factor when it comes to effective public transport infrastructure, far more so than raw population count.
In terms of regional rail lines, the difference between the US and Europe is a little more complex. Towns and cities are more spread out in the US than Europe making train services between them less efficient. But the other factor of equal or even greater importance here is how the car was adopted into these two continents. In the US the car was adopted much quicker by the middle and lower classes than it was in Europe. Europe basically had a decade between the Great Depression and the start of WW2 where the economy was doing okay. Meanwhile thr US economy just grew and grew allowing people to own cars, allowing the suburban lifestyle to develop (reducing the viability of local public transport), which meant that there was less and less demand for rail travel between cities. Without demand these rail lines were forced to reduce services or shut down entirely.
Oh and airlines also made regional trains redundant. They were just so much faster than trains and airfare became cheaper and cheaper over the 20th Century. Maybe now that airports in the US suck so much there is an argument to bring back train travel but unless a high speed train network is built there is really no reason to not just drive to your destination if you can't be fucked dealing with an airport.

If suck this bad at posting on an image board I can imagine you would need AEB to not kill a child with your car

kek, fucking dumbass

buying a modern car

I have a nice little 2001 v6 ute that doesn't nag me to put on my seatbelt when I'm out chasing ewes. Got this exact one only with a canopy and its been badly painted yella by the previous owner but it's mechanically perfect. It'll run for a thousand years if I put fluids into it every now and then. They made the sunken headlights one too good. I'd trade it for the 2.4 though, those things are even better.

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The first American settlements appeared on the 17th century. Trains were *the* most efficient method for covering large distances and they still are. The usa just prioritized and subsidized cars that they ended up with a crap train system for passengers. Neither the geographic or density arguments hold up, we still run trains and public transit through much smaller villages and towns too.
It's entirely a choice of the policy makers like you said, and airplanes competing with trains for long distance travel.
The usa used to have a lot more Public transport, California or san Francisco or something still has the tram lines as a sort of attraction. Those stem from a time with a much lower population density.
Another reason is that nobody wants to share public transit with feral niggers

Law enforcement isn’t the answer, Eurocuck. The 2nd amendment is. Only retards think that the police will protect them. Defend yourself. Oh, and yes, niggers on public transportation is a perfect reason to never take the bus or train.

Have you tried using your eyes?

Goy

used cars are 20,000+ unless you want a shit beater that's going to need a long line of repairs

Be Julien and Célestin, childhood bros

want cars for 7k€

Julien

Researches hard, picks Lexus (Toyota’s luxury brand)

Eyes 2014 CT200h hybrid, 136hp, 4.6L/100km

Takes 10k€ loan, 216€/month, buys 80k km F-Sport for 17k€

Loves his "rolling palace"

Célestin

Knows shit about cars, trusts bro’s "buy French" advice

Finds 2014 Citroën C3, 130hp, 50k km at Stellantis dealer

Haggles 8k€ to 7k€ with free mats, thinks he's the Wolf of Wall Street

Dealer hypes C3’s "4x Engine of the Year" >PureTech

Célestin: "Got my C3 for 7k, 50k km, total steal!"

Julien: "Nice! Got a Lexus CT, hybrid, 4.6L/100km."

Célestin: "Japanese trash? Battery’s 20k to replace!"

1 year later

Julien: Lexus perfect, 95k km, 300€/year upkeep

Célestin: C3 has 3 recalls, 1k€ AC repair, 65k km


2 years later

Julien: No issues, 110k km, 4.7L/100km, got a girlfriend

Célestin: Turbo fails at 80k km, 2k€ fix, 1L oil/1000km, 8.5L/100km fuel

3 years later

Julien: Pays off loan early, 125k km, 300€ upkeep

Célestin: Engine dies, 8k€ to replace, needs a loan

4 years later

Julien: New tires, DIY maintenance, wife pregnant, 125k km

Célestin: Injectors fail, switches to ethanol, barely gets a girl

5 years later

Julien: Proud dad, 140k km, CT200h flawless, saving for house

Célestin: Airbag recall, car down 3 months, loses job, girl leaves, 300€/month debt

10 years later

Julien: Runs car consulting biz, pushes Toyota/Lexus, 215k km

Célestin: C3 belt snaps, car scrapped, gets a Peugeot lease, 600€/month debt

20 years later

Julien: CT200h at 300k km, only a sticker fails, buys LC500 V8

Célestin: 408 PureTech eats 5L oil/month, stuck in lease + debt, swipe fatties right on Tinder

25 years later

Julien: Millionaire, CT200h battery fading, visits Célestin’s grave

Julien: "You were right, Japanese parts are pricey, just paid 5€ for a sticker. RIP, man."

Célestin: Killed by Takata airbag at 30km/h, PureTech fire, forgotten

That's basically budgeting. It's astonishing that so many people are too retarded to get this

Samir

lmao.

Actually just let inflation eat your debts lol

Nobody who drops 10k on a car is smart enough to grow there portfolio like that what a fucking retarded move just buy a 3k 90s Toyota and then if your to dumb have a financial adviser help you invest the rest in crypto and stocks

I fucking hate cars. 100% would move to a walkable/cyclable town in Europe or Japan if I could.

Realistically what’s the point of life if you can’t drive a Porsche and use it to attract more wealth or fuck women with. So many of us are destined to be poor. Can’t I just drive a dream car in peace? Why is everyone so proud of being and looking poor lmao

Because the #1 cause of a car breaking down is the rubber water hoses cracking and engine overheating. Most people do not perform any preventative maintenance whatsoever. Dont even get me started on women.

t. wrentchfag

My car is 25 years old, bought it for $5000. I've had zero issues with it and all I've done is basic maintenance. If you're not retarded, you just buy used cars known for reliability. It's not hard, since you literally have time showing you which ones last

I'm proud of not practicing anything jewish actually.

actually allowing such a Jewish scam to take place to begin with

yup, just shabbos goyim things.

Index funds

Fund manager

You don't know what you're talking about. You're confusing index funds with mutual funds. Also you don't need a financial advisor to invest in either.

don't buy overengineered European cars and you won't have that problem

buys a car

finances it

Nigger, he didn't buy shit.

drive off the lot

software update available

please return to the dealer.

When these auto companies go under, and they will, all these IOT cars will be useless. Meanwhile I'll be driving my golf till I die.

Buy new and drive 'til the wheels fall off.

Using it for healthcare and roads is useful

our tax dollars go to the roads here, because everybody uses the roads, they're shared. healthcare is on you because it's your body. you can trash it if you want but it's coming out of your pocket. how is this hard to understand?

As long as you are not utter disaster, buy a nice car. There are intangibles for your career and social life

no. you buy a 'nice car' from 10 years ago. this is the way.

Yeah right you shitskins buy $40000 used BMWs.

yeah but where he dropped the image is kansas, which has about 1 person per square mile, smartguy.

its been badly painted yella by the previous owner

what was that nigger thinking?

I will never fall for the loan jew but you can't get anything but a shitbox for 10k.

The Diversity hasn't hit in my area yet so I just walk or bike since work is only 2 miles away.
It feels odd since now I am much better shape without really trying and wave and talk to a bunch of people on the way.
I realized that while I consider myself anti-social the average normie is just a mess of social anxiety and fear.

girls are so heckin smart!!!
boys can be smart too if you start taking estrogen :3

being fired because you occasionally miss work

ask me how i know you earn an hourly wage and work in the service industry or do some sort of manual labor for a living.

The education is in op's image. Buy index fund. Buy the same thing again but bonds. Hold. That's it.
Daytraders with youtube channels are lolcows. It's really funny to see them lose their house, car and so on.

except - Sam needs the car to impress Sarah, that fucking cunt

Taxi. Saved me 500 dollars

10k car will easily last 10 years with minimum maintenance unless you pick up a total jalopy
tl;dr you're retarded

The police will definitely be able to unrape you, of course...

They buy American Made (in Mexico) Ford toddler killer trucks, not jap cars.

OK I'll bite.
They all do what the cunt did.
6 years later everyone has old car. there are no replacement parts because car manufacturers went out of business. The index funds are massive, but because everyone is wealthy on paper, there will be massive inflation when they try to realize their gains.

Just before this happens, government decides to confiscate everyone's stocks to fight climate change.

Because the #1 cause of a car breaking down is the rubber water hoses cracking and engine overheating.

funny you mention that. I bought a 15 years old car, 10 years ago. My maintenance till now was literally just fuel and suspension parts. And then, this year, the radiator hose came of the radiator on a highway. It would total it for sure, if I didn't happen to pick that moment to take a leak on a gas station. Mended the shit, filled it with coolant and went on my marry way.

Now it’s worth double what I paid.

larp af

and invest $1,227/mo

What's her salarie if she can invest so much have a roof, a car, food, clothes, etc

Uuh, that's the "free market"

Latvia.

I would rather kill every child on earth than drive a car that will disobey me and stop itself

how's life pretending to be a jannie? does it enrage you to see this thread is still up hours after being posted?

Imagine women operating a penis

invest your money in risky stocks instead of buying a nice car

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