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/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #614
Summytime Nippies!
jet neptune dies today
this sums up the state of everything in case you were wondering
Those are Connor's male breasts?
Frankly, I'm underwhelmed and unimpressed. Not even a halfie.
She's a good friend
RIP victory speech
I love summytime bros
actually pretty disappointing
Ck bodycam footage was blocked from being released by a judge
Claire is texting jet right now that he did a great job at the investor meeting and hope they can meet up again soon
When did this happen?? I saw Judge rip up that check! AB-sama save me!!
for season 2 it was obvious the problem was going to be it being annoying that people were fanboying/fangirling
season 3 it was obvious that the problem was going to be that having a bunch of hollywood washouts was going to make the entire cast unlikable
what is the obvious flaw in season 4's plan? It seems like they've tried to weed out the cryoking types by using streamstars.
is this AI?
Emailing Isaac right now.
nothing worth responding to here just a bunch of garbage people still talking
the obvious flaw is that its run by jet and ben.
The cast is going to beannoying Jimmys and Tayleighs
More like nobody wants to pay $700 for it
the flaw is that they have no plan and the show is run by people without brains
Cryokeen is no type. He's one of a kind.
man, that finale fucking sucked and the editors are really fucking bad at their job. It would be one thing if they did a shit job out of spite but they seem to genuinely lack passion for the project and really just don't give a shit with that half ass work they sharted out. Thank GOD for summy titties. perfect fucking puckernips. i see why vance wept.
Jet. The obvious flaw is always Jet.
When they started talking about lil Maejok I wanted to blow my brains out
8 people probably
Only 8 people, if true, is a blunder. I think they're desperate to pull off the "one elimination per week" thing like it's a real show but we know that's not happening.
friday night
Why are you here?
sex with jet
A guy by the name of zack lives here
that the premise is what keeps the show interesting and if the cast is bad, a basic show has nothing to stand on
Fuck you kill yopurself faggot
Notice how they didn't accept TTS this time
You could say it's a twist of a different stripe...
It is a stripe of a different hue... a vertical type thing that ties the whole package together. Kind of like the ribbon, the bow on a present.
I wouldn't presume what that could mean but... I'm sure it means something.
and it means something to everyone individually, but only one man's right.
Some gave all, some gave some.
Some gave none.
what does it all mean?
I know I was prepared to use my 30 TTS tokens!
they will never be able to get a good edit of fishtank becaus half the show is on /ftl/ speculating on all their retarded decisions and calling them wiggers and gay.
10 11 12 and then back to 1
Holy shit
Yeah, I only watched one episode of the show and it made me realize the only thing I watch for is shitposting with you fags. Not even TJ could make me watch them and I watched Letty streams for him.
it means nothing and jet neptroon is a bonehead
Sylvia has actual suckable tits
thiel and hadrian are coming for us
newrepublic.com
steinful spent a year acting like he was extremely passionate and a big fan of tj and shinji
Tell me about theil why does he knock over the air filter?
That was years ago bro
Torture Chamber Live Season 2 airs in July
Put on your empathy slut pussy on to walk a mile in slut gang’s whoremoans before you judge and hate
i think you meant fuckable. sure, summy's tits aren't fuckable but godamn i'd suck summytime puckernips all through fall, winter, and spring fuckyamean
What a Friday.
Just.. Wow. Lmao
what should i watch tonight?
he's a lying ass druggy poser.
they kicked jon, summer, cole, jimmy, and alex
how many will they kick out in S4?
watch yourself blow your own head off
sullivan mma
this please
steinful spent a year acting like he was extremely passionate and a big fan of tj and shinji
He is a Trish simp and completed his job of making the least endorsed fish somehow the main character of the season.
s4 twist is it is an army recruitment camp
4 people will be left in the house by mid week 2
2 of them will be nontent that should have been the first two gone
another 1 will be a fan favorite that is coddled
the last 1 will be the only one to get messed with
no mention of Scott Sullivan MMA
no scott = no watch!
simple as.
I'm watching Nurse Jackie, King of the Hill, and I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire.
this mizzy dating stream is cringe kino
watch "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" i just watched it recently and it pissed me off a lot. highly recommend.
its a bit dw imaginary friends
anyways
nah you do that instead and then contact me via my sb11 spiritbox and let me know what getting fucked in the ass by satan in hell feels like
Prediction: sam will blow the bit within the first 3 hours
seancing the dead is a sin ethical satanist.
vance hired to be sams bag holder
JUST
the problem in s3 in my eyes is that they didn't want to push the cast at all in the mid section as they didn't want them to leave.
they need to remove the objective of the show running for a defined time, and allow the show to end early if there is only 1 man left. the cast being unlikeable is fine, as long as they're not nontent.
Remember when Simbal entered the house and Sam said "look who we got from the call center." He's a bit blower for sure! I guess the S3 people really were stupid but to anyone without an African IQ the bit should have been blown a dozen times in the first week (Mizzy is the only smart one for figuring it out)
Meg is the best contestant that didn't last more than 10+ days. Where is the Meg love? Where are the Meggers?
do you think that the show is live?
uh... no
oh... ok I was just kidding *clears throat*
what a weird faggot
there was one challenge after the failed prison bit and it was a pull up challenge with a week long set up
based and factual
Biggest fishtank KWAB
i am sad we didnt get a meg arch. she feels like the only one that could have gotten one and not failed it like tj
Reminder Jet is copying Ice Poseidon and Cx again. He did stocks first
A date with her seems infinitely more interesting than the hos I end up with
What’s the point of shooting scenes in season 4 without the famous house pretext? Kinda makes it pointless.
I decided to watch Iron Maiden Flight 666 and am eatin lasagna
its funny
I've only ever watched hunger games and some of Letty's streams with him but I now have infinitely more respect for him than Jet or Sam.
1) it's something easy to do.
2) they hope it will force drama like their "production told me to" missions
Frog emoji Pickaxe emoji
I don't even know why I remember that spam and that guy lmao
i think we are real friends i think we have a real special connection you know
It was funny when they thought they were on a normal reality show. Season 4 fish have an idea of what the show is, it won’t be the same.
Ice sucks though
I thought pearl was a tranny for a sec before I hit play
communities.win
yea she seems fun but
the stream thing would probably piss me off after a while
yeah she had mad potential. i wish we were in the universe where tay left early instead.
thought pearl was a tranny
She might as well be. She's got the face and figure of a sasquatch.
I haven't been keeping up with the actual site. Did Mints/Jet/Sam/Ben actually steal people's money with the stocks?
That is people invested their money with the belief that they would get a return or that it would influence future seasons?
Ty in advance <3
Yes to both questions
iron maiden goes to india
everyone in the bands gets explosive diarreah
Can someone give me a list of all of the moments they cut from the episodes? I have a friend who is watching it for the first time through the episodes. I only knows about Josie’s cake, some of the Tay panty stuff, and now TJ’s speech
No way people actually were doing the stock shit
Bad decision to cut that
call cryo if you need assistance. he'll know what to do.
if they bring back the dynamic of ben and sam getting snippy with each other they can make it work
season 3 cast should be all zoomers
I haven’t watched anything she does but why does it seem like mizzy actually makes quality content
reddit links
did you guys see this crazy thingerino
https.//redditip2////
tummy wagon
the entirety of the final truth or dare
She tries really hard and it's decent at it.
the comfy b3 hang
Lmao she dating Harry Potter at home here
Mizzy your shit is garbage
FACT: No she's not
total drama roblox with meg
mizzy is viewmogging josie rn
Bitch tank is the most unrated off season/season. I have NO idea why every one was saying it’s not worth it! Literally day one was a fight day 2 there was a fight (I think) just straight up sparing all day every day. If there was a word to describe keno. It’s “bitchtank”
- LilCelery100
i was gooned
megs arc - learning how 2 do a wallsit
#PRESSED off the block
"BVRT could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be BVRT anywhere." The worn chair felt rough against his unemployed ass. "I HATE BVRT" he thought. Some gay bladee song reverberated his headphones, making it pulsate even as the $2 cholocate milk coursed through his whinny mouth and washed away his (merited) fear of getting raped by BVRT. "With my mom's credit card, I can buy anything I want" he said to himself, out loud.
Lmao Mizzy films a bunch of normie slop with ESL Indians, Mexicans, and now the gay black faggot Burt himself.
i hate chocolate milk
Tai making fun of Sam's black hitler godzilla joke, Tai saying Sam deserves to sleep in the shitter, Tai making fun of Sam breaking stuff
Vgr has more rare Claire's?
raires
This is s*xual assault
Why?
I’m drinking it rn
Based Tai always m wording Sam
VGR deserves the clabi polaroid. I trust his archival. I think he's responsible for getting powtank on archive.org?
mizzy is viewmogging josie rn
Mizzy makes more per month than Josie as well.
No one even talks about Josie anymore
trvke even bad ideas has moved on
Cambria
they could've just done egg and spoon races or something. unbelievable that they did nothing
Heyyy you talking about season 1 in here? That's cool carry on. We won't replace you.
link to the investor stream?
Scott said he's not likely to appear in S4... what the fuck bros
this is the best i've found
x.com
Josie kept cheating on her brown simps with BWC and now no one cares about her anymore KAW
:(
gracias
poor guy finally got the message
I’m pretty sure it’s just because she’s boring
"Heyyy are you talking about season 1?"
"Umm Yeah..."
"Well, here's the thing, we know Letty is a whore, but can you stop talking about her?
"OK I'll stop"
"Alright, just stay here and you'll win by the way."
Burt already asking to smell Mizzy's date shoe.
They did the Impersonation challenge. Then there was race challenge while drinking zipp.
I remember this because Jeff ate shit like something out of Laurel and Hardy skit.
Even her own simps moved on to better fish.
Two facts:
1) Jet is swearing off non-fans because they don't want to get raped by him.
2) Scotty Rocking makes the wiggers seethe.
You don’t think making a small mess with random products she bought at the dollar store isn’t epic??
Do you want to give me money for my broken website?
Bloodgames 2 confirmed
S2 girls look at a black guy wrong and fans rag on them for a year and half
Mizzy burns more coal than a chinese power plant and skates on by.
They looked so happy
no scott=no watch
Maejok says the full investor stream will be posted
gay
she fucked sam and that's more disturbing to me than her getting fucked by random blacks
Did he mention the server stress test at all? The stream was unstable as shit, could hardly see any of it.
Imvestor streams now available on YT
I'm not watching that garbage personally.I have lost a lot of faith in these people
#1 Megger reporting in o7
imagine how far meg would have made it if they never made her do exercise
is he going to simp for a new fish and ruin this season too?
So it's Season 4: Back to the Basics
That's great to hear. I wish Survivor would do that. Jet will fuck it up thoughever.
wn2b playing penelope pendrick demo
This guy has lip piercings, 40 year old “based right wing” man with lip piercings
I'm taking Claire to Disneyland
communities.win
she's making content
honestly I have more respect for girls that fuck Sam than Jet. Sam is at least in shape and can be charismatic.
So much for the edits convincing anyone s2 was any good
They're bullshitting about having a big twist in week 2. Going on about the paint lines. They will do nothing and see if people still see a twist.
Jet just looks and acts like this
the wiggers never forgave him for bitchtank
gets out of breath walking up a flight of stairs
coughs and hacks constantly
in shape
they're painting a stripe down the middle of the house and making 2 teams stay on their side
Big Brother already did it btw
Flirting with the gay black faggot can hardly be considered content.
VGR already beat you to it.
tj arc - learning how to not swing his arms
yea he's probably dying of aids but you know what I mean he at least looks tall/athletic
only WE get to goon the contestants, scottsullivanmma! who do you think you are?
:(
Did they fuck
heavy petting only
Neptune Gang wearing it 24/7 Goodson Crew getting that money shoutout to the Sweed shoutout to Willy Three Dicks and shoutout to the homie Fag-C we finally made it jet did nothing wrong his only crime was caring too much
Those bitches new wat they sined up 4 btw square business.
They're going to have a line through the middle of the house and half the fish stay on one side, half on the other. It will lead nowhere and be abandoned after day 4 because half the fish keep crossing to use the bathroom. They will spend 6 days letting the fish "rest" while they remove the line.
No, VGR could only afford the "kissing package".
He's a married man who went into the bathroom with a married woman (not his wife) for 10 minutes. Sam and Jet were raised in a world where that was a problem. It's a minor American scandal.
no stox fees
what the fuck are stox fees? do the wiggers tax you for buying them and you can pay for the premium subscription to not get taxed
he looks pre medieval
erm what the spruce
yeah because season 3 has no fans here, maybe reddit cares about what the season 3 cast are doing after but this thread is strictly for season 2 and bitchtank
lotr extra phenotype
erm... what the spruce?
this thread is strictly for hag dumpys
Making power moves pimping that's and calling shots niqqa u wouldn't understand
he needs to be harvesting grain to share with the clan not going to disneyland
U can't fail when it was gods plan 4 u 2 succeed
will never understand how grown men are entertained by this kind of stuff
You don’t like Josie anymore?
they prefer to do their gooning and cheating off camera. or at least off the live ones.
he needs to be burning witches not gooning them
Sam couldn't stop himself from laughing and clarified that whatever meme scam they're pulling is "NOT a security!" (double entendre). This is his comedy: ripping people off overtly. And they pay him for it.
Mizzy is on a date with Michael Reeves?
lmao
josies cool
We need to put together SullyTank
And im being 100 serious right now
josies cool
SLUT GANG
Shadi posted her asshole
Middle aged men surrogate daughter content
Don't matter how fat ur ass is if ur wallet phatter nigga eat that fried chicken if u want 2 fuck bitches n they diets n shit just get the money
we need to google howey vs sec before we go to federal prison for a bit
grim and fucked up
And, the winner of Best Soundtrack for American Docuseries slash Reality Show:
I'm starting to think maybe bill ottman is not the legal genius I was led to believe
cease and desist posting
STEINFUL!
"Fishtank Season 2 Episodes"
last chance
only real niggas remember the Mike Pence Rule (he should still be hanged)
this
when did scamming fans and wasting their time become part of sam’s brand of comedy? its always been his personality to do this whenever he can because he’s spiritually jewish but he was only openly doing it to outsiders until recently. 50% of his comedy was not always about actively spiting fans.
season 2 won
look at the size of that bitches mouth
He probably got sick of the retarded shit chuds would message him and became jaded
pit stop
just realized there's no smoketeam6 and damiel song
pure queen
fishtank is never getting better than the live experience and the live experience sucks. congrats ab and stienful im sure you were paid what you deserved
chud shit is still his brand of comedy.
BURT BURT BURT BURT GET IN HERE BURTBROS
youtube.com
S4 is going to fucking suck. You know this and I know this.
Now THIS is desperation
The threads have always been the best part of the experience and you know this.
no one ever posts the buttplug pic I've noticed, just the other ones
shitposting is the best part
theres still hope. a season can be saved by one good contestant. and by that i mean the first 2 weeks of a season can be saved before they inevitably get kicked off.
s3 threads were lame
im looking forward to being able to say deranged shit on Anon Babble without an ID attached to my ip.
it's like a 24/7 month long gamethread
Someone should tell Mizzy her volume is too low.
burt just burted off check b3
True
season threads are always worse than off season threads. do none of you remember how bad the tv threads were two days ago
binx and payton maxxers killed the franchise
Haley mogs
Here you go
the what
Really, nigga? These threads have been subjected to Claire being a retard for weeks now. At least with a season going on, there's something else to talk about. Bloodgames threads were fun.
2.75 months
her what
she should have won
S1: Vance, Josie, Letty, Jon
S2: Jimmy, Cole, Summer, TJ
S3: Burt, Alex, Mizzy, Binx
claire was on the tv threads too and it wasnt any different with or without an id
bloodgames and bitchtank dont count they werent real seasons.
What incentive is there for me to watch this? I'm listening now and Mizzy can't finish a thought, Burt is le Burting it up, and I don't even know who the other dough boy is.
don't really feel like burting
there's a special place in heaven for fishtank fans
What incentive is there for me to watch this?
Burt is le Burting it up
answered your own question award
it's trippy
Tardleaks was right. S3 was a massive mistake. Holy shit.
It's funny because her date is taking everything burt says seriously
For no one caring sure is a lot of people posting about her and the gay nigger.
yeah it's called, trish's ass
we LOVE bvrt around here
Home….
i hate burt
yo guys check out what burtsona i got
smart enough not to start an OF
dumb enough to have sex on a reality show
Burt Won
sick burtsona bro
Burt Lost
no you don't
that nigger is the reason i didn't bother with season 3
you wanna burt off together?
Burt lost
Remember to buy BRT Stox for BG2. Special weapons will be given to a contestant of your choice for BG2 if you shave your head and film a twitter clip of you burting off through your underwear (doesn't have to be to completion, but we won't stop you l o l)
mizzy has made burt dance that fucking rasputin song like 15 times this stream
We need to be remembering Alex B
Life is Mizzy
aw youre so sweet
i like her weird dance moves and intense eye contact in that video. very entrancing
libtards love to rewrite history but we've got the receipts
BURT WON
for s4, has there been any other stripe colors other than orange/blue?
FRESH NEW BINX NIPS
we need to be learning about adult protective services
The only stripe colors is from Jet's tighty whities with the color brown and dark purple.
The cast is gonna be boring cause they're gonna be afraid of called cringe by Sam for being like s2 cast
Burt’s cock is going to flop out of his tiny shorts on mizzys stream
hag perkies got me actin UP
oh hellyeah
we need to be eating green beans
Remember when the S3 fish begged for karate lessons and they didn't bring in Scott
Very disappointing
Mizzy is based and I’m tired of pretending she isn’t.
who's pretending
tard leaks
This is you fags tonight.
KF levels of fagging over nigger burt and mizzy having phone sexy with a retard
You don't understand, they needed to replace goran's 600 dollar carper that was integral for FH2(which lasted a single day,)
content king!
Summers trigger word is “weak” if you keep calling her weak she will crash out
Life is Mizzy
summytime status?
what trigger word would cause her to post more nudes?
ChatGPT slop:
The Stock Market Manipulation via Stripe Indicators Theory
Each contestant is given a stripe (orange or blue), which are secret stock categories or volatility types
Orange = high-risk/high-reward investment
Blue = stable/slow growth
Viewers don't initially know this, but in Week 2, the twist reveals the economic "true nature" of the stripes
“One man’s right” implies that correctly interpreting a contestant’s stripe leads to major financial gain and possible influence over the show
"Some gave none, most gave none" likely jokingly hints at the audience members who do not participate or use the stock feature
summers trigger word is every word i think
good to know
Did Jet cut his own bangs while high on whippets?
Two kinds of people in this world
Winner/Losers
lmfao simps coping in the binx thread
summytime weak herpes scratch
KAW is LAW
Klahid is delivering my order in a Subaru Outback
I'm just confused as to why there's no premise for s4. I really enjoyed the 70s theme and the Famous House twist. I really hope there's at least a new house for s4... so that there's somewhat of a new fresh vibe. They shouldn't put so much weight in the cast so early on, as people always tend to drop out at the last minute. The cast isn't locked in until the show actually starts.
it's a bit dickhead
She likes nips herself
idk but that stripes theory doesnt sound too far fetched if whippets were involved
that guy skrod is gay obsessed with burt and chats about him nonstop but none of the other troons pay him any mind.
Scott's stream of the finale just got NUKED
what just happened scottyrockers
damn they really hate that nigga
don't mess with Goonson's girls
Damn Shadi
brap
'osie's 'ussy
hank hill ass
Terry Richardson vibes. She's a Hadrian goongirl 100%.
were they laughing while saying this?
damn bro wtf :/
gaining weight ruined her ass
how is Jet even a real person
yes but mostly after "some gave none, most gave none"
van reads high times magazine and has a leopard print couch
her face is busted more than usual here
i bwoke da fishtank
when is Shadis ozempic arc
yeah lacking a premise is a huge missed opportunity.
the theory crafting has been the best parts of the threads, and carried them overnight when nothing was going on.
Were going to keep filming scenes bros
I hate that they're reusing the season 3 house
The players' pictures on the scoreboard aren't them.
You're now aware that the wiggers botted the endorsement page and that Burt's endorsements continued to grow the entire offseason because they forgot to turn off the bots.
s3 house was the worst part of s3
way too big
a vertical type thing
BURTICAL BAR BURTICAL BAR
it was otherworldly pretty unique feel tho
I haven't been keeping track but Burt has been telling people to continue endorsing him since the end, and you are still able to change your endorsement.
I mean you have the stripes, but I'm becoming more and more convinced its just some shitty stox related thing for paypigs. this season might really just be low effort s1 back to basics and hope for a cast that can carry. it would be nice to have both but we'll see
Summer got them theta nipples.
with only 8 fish, it’s a bad idea
its organic
BVRT is epic winrar
facts don't care about your feels
they didnt say that
new
sorry you sucked burt's tbc for nothing