/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #624

you spread your legs for a man named jet
how could that dork even make you wet?
pudgy and slothish goran lumbers
bedding fishtank groupies in large numbers
we thought you valued yourself more than that
but your pussy was for sale, even though he's pasty and fat
pathetic and embarrassing is what you've become
family will rope when they find out you drank wigger cum

good morning, fellas

Can Goran join?

the shiteness of it gave me a chuckle

that one post where cole recounts his text exchanges with bipolar JC

You know JC was curious too because Cole had that cake on him

Sensitive Young Man With A Heart Of Gold

youtube.com/shorts/ncHsyDorqYw

I thought that was fake cole

I haven't been in these threads since they left Anon Babble last, who's crashed out since the end of S3?

billy

Dean

CK is locked up in Michigan on terrorism charges, no one knows what she did yet, still waiting on the FOIA request

Burt son or Betty daughter?

This doesn't feel surprising, wasn't she arrested once before?

yes lol. She's a repeat offender and facing felony charges this time

Jimmy
Jimmy's tranny ex
Jon
Jon's orbiters
Claire
Abi
Cryo
Betty's orbiters (one killed himself)
The entire Binx thread is one massive crashout
Summer
That's all I can remember but I'm sure there's more. It sounds like a lot but its actually been pretty boring outside of random nights where shit pops off.

I fully believe

being a woman sounds scary you don't develop bipolar or schizophrenia until ur late 20s early 30s usually I think that's what happened to CK

It’s worse if it develops earlier plus I think schizophrenia is more common in men

Excuse me have been trying to qrd myself for stuff since s3
Ck arrested
Claire and jet lore
Claire /ftl/ crashout (allegedly was spamming threads)
Abi raped memes
Shadi update?? (since jimmy rape) and showed ass
Summy tits
Binx/letty stream simps get cucked
Jet in process of cucking fan

The rest more or less the same
Taylor gone, jimmy streaming, scott streaming, most of s3 if not all of them (except luke/binx) have gone back to obscurity, tayleigh completely forgotten about/abandoned (her own doing)
Tj (couldnt find updates)
Trish (couldnt find updates just comments saying she has been the only female to retain her goodwill and respect from fans)
Jackie is still hot
Jon?

This was by just trying to read through the multiple /ftl/ and orbiter threads and going through Anon Babble archives on 4plebs. As long as i havent missed anything major its been mostly just about the girls?

Interesting. How did Jon crash out, some #40boys fuckery?

What happened with Binx simps, did they realise she was 43 years old?

Apparently she was at twitchcon and was hanging out with some guy who recognised her from fishtank. Simps/chat upset she was giving him attention and alleged she went to a party with him until 5 am.

letty being cucked and shitting herself probably counts

He chimped out at Jet because Jet wouldn't put his shitty ADL show on the Fishtank website. Then ADL was complete dogshit with like 20 viewers and he was caught off camera doing drugs. Then he didn't pay a bunch of the ADL people and they leaked videos of him spitting on gravestones. Then presumably his parents finally got the bill for ADL because he disappeared for a few months. Recently he's been getting rage baited by Burt calling him gay and saying he's going to rape him.

Thanks! I don't know why anyone goes on this show, it only seems to lead to at worst misery or at best obscurity unless you're Sylvia

Looking forward to S4 though

When did she shit herself

why was jon spitting on gravestones?

Everyone is doing better since fishtank

TJ's update is that he won by doing absolutely nothing

not sure saw a lot of people talking about it and a webm of her running to the toilet holding her ass

He didn’t win

they were fwee masons or something like that

Trish has taken over 100 BWCs since s3

I don't know about pooping herself, but she did poop in someone's backyard. Then she had to return to the scene of the crime because she forgot her bag.

You don't need to be doing much to do better than any of the Fishtank People he's interacted with in the past couple of months that's for sure

if you put cole as your favorite fish on your season 4 application they ctrl + f it on the spreadsheet and hit delete

webm of her running to the toilet holding her ass

that was a sauna and she was covering her butt because she didnt want people looking

Someone figured out I'm going on the show and decided to Markypill me. That's not going to dissuade me from going on the show, but now I'm worried I'm going to Freudian slip and mention the name at some point. I wish I could unsee it.

how is he doing better than any of them

Marky posting is old news. Do a live clabi post.

Clabi was a hot piece of ass huh?

mizzy's legs make her cuter

First time i heard of Sam Hyde was from markyposting

Ask Jet to do a crash course on how to rizz mid mentally challenged girls?

summary of the previous thread

yeah I fucked that teenage Anon Babble famous e-girl pussy, and it was good, it was REAL good. I'd do it again in a heartbeat and I regret absolutely nothing.

If he was truly based he'd do this and that would end markyposting forever.

You should talk about the previous seasons whenever you get mad and see what happens

controversial but understandable act given Jet's appeal at the time

popped me

He only crashed out once in a single instagram comment, meanwhile Claire and Letty had been progressively fucked over the past couple of months

When you arrive describe yourself as the Video Game Retard

i just lost a shot at the job i wanted ,because the built in email app on iphone doesnt show a spam/junk folder. they emailed me a month ago for an interview

iphone doesnt show a spam/junk folder

s4 and neetdom right around the corner

keep telling yourself that bucko

Haley is perfect

Smelly thighs got me acting up again

Who were Haley’s little angels?

me

I don't want to know.

I wouldn't do that. I just mean there'll be some incident where I say "marky" when I mean to say "monkey" or something.

I'm guessing that he hasn't done this because she doesn't want him to.

I'm guessing he hasn't done it because he thinks his fanbase of zoomer christcuck larpers would turn on him over it and call him a pedo.

Can you talk about Halo and say Nina and lie about being on True Detective Season 4

Fuck you I listened to you and now I have a tummy ache

letty is doing better than ever making money from travelling

I understand

If you can’t handle coffee because you’re a little bitch just pop a caffeine pill. Thats what I mostly do.

tea > 'ffee

I was

cheating is so hot

he probably didn't admit the marky thing because it might also come out that he watched her being fucked by BBC

it was a bit

hi claire

hopefully we clear the board this time. We come within 1 or 2 spots of doing it last time.

free space should be BURT

Josie feet got me acting up again

no offense but this is a really boring bingo board

MARKY MARKY MARKY SAM HYDE HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD AT 29 AND IS SUPER BASED AND RED PILLED HES SO DUMB HE LEFT A DIGITAL PAPER TRAIL AND PICTURED THAT WILL FOLLOW HIM THE REST OF HIS LIFE HES SO BASED AND RED PILLED MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY MARKY TEENAGE SEX POP THAT VIRGIN CHERRY SQUIRT THAT LOAD ON HER FACE ON YOUR FACE SAM HYDE VAGINAL BLOOD SAUCE POOOOOOOOP POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I feel like at least one season has hit all of those spaces

Who else is hyped for Season 4 of Fishtank?

i havent had a drink in 36 hours im so proud of myself

That would tank his career faster than the adult swim show

THE NEXT JUSTIN ROILAND

It really is, especially when you're single and can feel guilt-free.

scott sullivan

BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE
MARKY MARKY
SAM HYDE HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD

and now Mints is on S4 in the House cus hes part of the IM COOL AND DO DRUGS WITH SAM JUST AND BEN crew GG WP

2.5 was the most fun card to make. You have to go pretty generic on 3/4 since the people are unknowns.

Jet makes me rofl

MMA

i have sam fatigue i want ben and jet funny moments only

His fans already know about it, though. If they were gonna turn on him, they would've already.

No.

jet neptune dies today.

All bets are on A?G? as the simpable mid unless mints is gaslighting

Says they "have a chance"

Says he was sleeping on them

Says holders of A?G? won't be disappointed

Says you will regret laughing off buying A?G? when they walk through the door (appearance is important)

Says if more letters are revealed you could stalk the cute girl, immediately after talking about A?G?

Most names that start with A and have G as the third letter or further are girl names

CONTENT

Knowing that Summer killed black babies makes me want to give her money.

Jet Neptune boards the roflcopter today

He sort of has, indirectly. He also called her a ho in the same statement.

Something something something is that really an innocent 16 year old girl, or is that 16 year old a straight up ho?

@benleaks need update rn on dollar tree

anyways

YAWN

They're out of the good plastic containers rn

go back

Total orbiter death
Common Jon W

if a 16 year old Anon Babble e-girl spread her legs for me I'd just turn 360 degrees and walk away

also dont mention big purple, channing, and making fun of sam for fucking a tranny name e-d

open the door get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur

i played my role and i left

is it the yahoo mail?

angel or some derivative of that name. maybe angus if its a boy

This man with down syndrome had the best reaction to finding out his sister is pregnant

I really want to suck Sumsums nipples until her yummy milk squirts out.

masons smoked john redcorn

goontank was real the whole time but only for the wiggers

fml

idgi

you have yet to leave

TJ flew out to Asia to see Letty and then apparently she ignored him while flirting with other men, then TJ went home dejected
So yeah that is an L for him

The beginning of early 2010’s hook up culture broke millennials brains. Suddenly guys like Sam could cast a goon net beyond their wildest dreams fueled by endless porn. What a time to be alive

ctrl f bliccy

Things to remember to Not bring up on the show or you will br under the gun:

Marky

Big Purple (Sam hyde Ass Dildo)

Channing

Hasan Piker

Money Laundering

OnlyFans

Sam's Brain Damaged Friend

Claire Jet Handcuff Sex Tape

Betty

Nitrus use on set

Crack being brought on set

Frank Hassle almost dying on set

Alex B nearly jumping to his death

leaked texts showing MDE cast are sex feins

Jon snaping running with knife

Jon nearly alcohol Oding

Tayleigh break down

Summer Breakdown

CK terrorism charges

Why Vance Wept

Houses getting Swatted

Bringing Prostities on Sets

illegal raffles & reused balls

Waterboarding Claire

Scott & Hayley Bathroom Sex

Multiple On Camera Assaults encouraged by production

Ted broke his wrists twice skateboarding

Gambling away Burts 50k

having people spend money on streamstars and irl auctions to not be picked

Yeah don't mention any of that on camera

I thought of some more

bliccys open vagina and titties.

Tayleighs anorexic nude

Sexual Assault (frank on tayleigh)

Charleston White

Andy dick hitting on Jet

Andy dick being abused by his handlers

people destroying their rooms for strramstars

girls being sexually assaulted and groped in bitchtank on camera

fish not being fed, inhumane conditions

chickens brought on set pooping

zipp contains mold probably

people are often not paid and humiliated

contestants treated like garbage inhumane conditions

hook up culture was just as prevalent in the early 00s. in fact thats when sam got mono and had a black gf. sam’s own brand of contrarian degeneracy is the same one that makes him fuck trannies and makes him hate and yet want to be accepted by him his dad. trt fucking up your brain also doesnt help.

bliccy is wack. i bet shes a good litmus test for other women. if a girl likes bliccy stay away.

Or better yet; if a girl likes Fishtank or MDE, stay away.

What if a boy like fishtank?

I'm not gay, not sure.

Tayleighs anorexic nude

did this happen or you just mean the bathroom cam?

Tayleighs anorexic nude

she didnt ignore him she just friendzoned him

judge a guy based on his looks. judge a woman based on her interests

Jet Neptune has never had sex with a sober woman

agreed

same

most people havent

He reminds me of the Detroit Rock City/American History X kid

Jet Neptune has never even had sex with a woman. He is strictly into femboys. Hence why he was enamored with Claire and Josie

you now remember jet getting raped by samantha hyde in s1
hurt people hurt people

people are often not paid and humiliated

That's only Vance and he doesn't count as a human being.

I know burt a bottom cause he farts so much

Truth nuke

Makes sense because he was probably gooned by older foster boys

I come here for nudes of girls in the FT sphere. Simple as.

Jet the type of guy to pretend to be sleeping with the fish girls to hide his true deviancy which is probably chicks with dicks

"Troon is an ugly word"

I think it's safe to say that Jet fucks troons

being into troons is a prerequisite for entering the alt right grifter sphere

I'm honestly curious what the reaction to this would be
I feel like most people would cope and say it was different somehow or just memoryhole it entirely

Speaking of Nudeleigh, let's consider the fact that Jet is a gooner who is looking for sexual relations with every female contestant he finds attractive. And now let's also consider the fact that he has access to the uncensored bathroom cam 24/7. Take that how you will.

jet neptune wants a trad wife

Also consider what Tayleigh looks like

I'm saying he was closely watching EVERY female contestant ever since S1 very closely on his uncensored bathroom cams and gooning in the control rool

Moving the culture forward always meant normalizing fucking trannies. During s3 he was telling Burt or laran or some other fag that fishtank is some viewers first exposure to getting to know lgbt people like was proud of fagging up the chuds

josie is a size queen

i hate tayleigh

nah i think jet was trying to be funny with that one. he just isnt good at it.

You are Kansas Tayleigh

That's much better than it has to be... Ai is getting crazy good.

Minx

That's Scott's waifu...

no i'm not, stop comparing me to people it doesn't work

You are the neptunian mirror of the worst parts of every fishgirl except you're not fat... so good job overall.

dont hate the player

Shooting Jet with gamma rays

saar this is illegal

There are currently two fishtank people incarcerated, do you think this number ever be topped?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JET WE LOVE U :d

when i go to prison because i am so cool i hope my celly is jet neptune. that nigga just need some love in his life fr.

no we dont!!

he kept putting tj in a dress lets be honest he was gooning to lubecooch on the bathroom cams too

Jet should donate to the scott birthday fund for his birthday and maybe some of us could forgive him

Moar

it will never ever be bottomed

The S2 cast was probably equally as good if not slightly better than S1.

(I mean that it will keep going up forever it will not decrease tbclaire)

post your favorite jet neptune song
hard mode: no type shit
youtube.com/watch?v=BeJX_5098Qk

me everyday since S2

CK will probably get out pretty soon though

Meg acted sick for days so she could quit but watching at the time I remember thinking it was clear she just got freaked out by Jimmy and was looking for an excuse. Maybe if Daddy Sam had peptalked her instead of Chris Lynch she would have stuck around a little longer.

i couldve seen her teaming up with trish to take tayleigh out but idk the episodes are making me appreciate s2 more so im just realizing things

When does Kato show up to ruin the COD Black Ops elimination challenge?

Perfect match!

blacklisted after she raped jacob

Sir, you can't do that in the Food Court

didnt prod make the call like with kalei

I will not forget that Kato was off camera downstairs for quite a while in the afternoon before the Call of Duty challenge.

I'm proud of you too anon. Never stop quitting, it's a process.

youtube.com/watch?v=BX0s3OFzThM

So cryo being a caged sissy hypno slut are we going to memoryhole that?

Claire beat Haley in 1v1 sniper only (knifing also allowed) on Nuketown.
Then when it was over and Haley was eliminated, Kato started crying and said the both the other girls deserved to be there or some shit and took the fall for Haley.
Ben and Jet were showing frustration at this, saying "nothing matters".
This was the night where Ben and Jet mocked Claire in the lab, saying to her "it's not a fair show".

It could all have been scripted and rigged from the start and probably is, but Ben and Jet did seem very upset when Kato did it.

yeah

i genuinely find jet endearing
pretty sure the self-aggrandizement is a bit
it's sam i have a problem with

“acted sick” she was clearly out of it before jimmy’s eggnog and cookie freakout. done d3. rip.

youre neglecting to mention they took kato off camera for like 2 hours straight before this happened

jet despite what you see on the stream is a horrible person just like his badfather

@grok make an image of megan from fishtank season 2 flying too close to the sun with wings made of wax

Abi wanted to quit because of cats

Kato wanted to quit because of cats

In my head-canon, she was getting peptalk from Jet and he convinced her not to quit.
But, she let emotions get to her and quit eventually after the COD challenge.
That's why this tweet by Jet where gets pissed off of "Girl Brain".

you are a bad judge of character and should reconsider everyone of your life decisions if you genuinely believe this.

prove it without referencing larps

i was mad at the time but the rest of bitchtank would've been boring without haley. haley winning bitchtank was honestly the best/funniest outcome.

he rapes and he scams and he's a homewrecker

Didn't she stop taking some meds or something to be on the show?

I don't remember that because I only remember the content.

scamming fishtank fans is based
i don't think he raped anyone
homewrecker takes two to tango

you're subhuman you should join the wiggers

it actually is bad to be a bad person believe it or not

i'm not saying he's a good person nor do i respect him per se i'm just saying he's endearing

did you get scammed?

blahblahblah kill yourself evil

youtube.com/watch?v=x2AlnVh6JTg

When will Sam address the Marky situation?

Sam will never address the Marky situation because...

got scammed by drug addled wiggers award

no + you are english

he did rape me though

i said without referencing larps

2 year anniversary stream tonight
youtube.com/watch?v=zC4nStmrMcw

like im chillin wassup!

right now, TJ is out there somewhere

will we ever see him again?

new

just remembered the negging fishtoy on bitchtank. people payed jet to flirt with and eventually fuck their favorite fish

Big if tvue

didn't trump make this type of porn illegal a few days ago?

Buy more Stox!

The few, the proud, the 3%

Weird to think it hasn’t been a year since Bloodgames 1
Feels like a lifetime ago

Fuck yeah bro, it's /ftl/. Josie cock, TJ W/L, doxing family members social media, AI porn, saving facebook childhood photos, Marky, Letty bush, Cryocum, Claire spam, it's /ftl/ dawg it's lit nigga.

truuuuu

time machine
wn2b enlisting our scientist friends

When did Jet start disliking Jon?
They seemed to be on okay terms at the end of season 1

When did Jet start disliking Jon?

he didnt

I heard Sam pays Fishtank employees in fatherly advice

He’s so real

byron sucks at acting lol

currently because jon wanted to make his own fishtank spinoff and have the fishtank website host it. bill told jon a week or so before it was about to start that they werent going to host it. jon thought it was a bitch move to have bill tell him. jet tried to defend himself. it turned into personal insults and attack. they both looked retarded and petty.

So basically they hate eachother because they are both lusting after the same man

They get compensated with the pussies of broken women (Except Maejok, because everybody knows he's a cuck. He gets paid in Stox)

This is unironically what happens 3 seconds after the camera cuts on every Josie stream

only 3% of paypigs aren't total retards that want to fund a pedophile

Seems kind of high to be honest.

nigger they're funding sam hyde they all want to fund a pedophile

every time i hit this vape i think of binx

At least Sam stopped, Greg didn't.

He was the Josie/TJ of s3

Few realize this

Every time I have a can of Campbell's Chunky Spicy Chicken I think of Meg.

yeah... no

same

lol. lmao. rofl. kek.

Just realized Scott impersonated being a production member doing an mma self defense lesson bit in order to enjoy drunk women climbing all over him. I take back the gay accusations for guys into mma. Every man should learn a bunch of wrestling moves in order to do this bit and touching other guys to learn them is a small price to pay I guess

kicking kev was a massive mistake

LMAO HOLY SHIT

Oliver Gator

Hes way cooler than either of them though because he can do a pushup

not a single s3 tts was as good as "oliver gay"

Keep loling, I'm right

just got done planting 3 fig trees
sipping on some ice water
cooking wagyu burgers on the grill today

warming up my blog posting for when we return to Anon Babble

sam would fuck a 16 year old again if he could get away with it

i love the midwest

"32" had some legs but yeah nothing was close to the Australian voice struggling to say "gay."

buying waygu ground beef is a scam. common taytriot L

Is this real? When did she post this?

its giving anime club

Fuck me I got a lot of work to so today

wn2b watching food wars

Very real
Only josieniggers will deny

just realized captchas are basically word searches without the hard part (noise). bye

Most people would, that's why we have the law.

I've never had them before so I guess I'm gonna find out.

(alphanumeric or w/e)

figs are so delicious

so does TJ!

STRENGTH ENOUGH FOR ONE MORE TIME REACH MY HAND ABOVE THE TIDE ILL TAKE ANYTHING YOU HAVE IF YOU COULD THROW ME A LINE I SHOULD HAVE LOVED YOU BETTER

so the appearance of following laws is what makes sam better then greg?

youtu.be/_CdOhGi5pKM?si=AQm1FTMUPTdPz3pf

i would legitimately beat someone's ass if i saw them wearing this in public and there's not a jury in the country that would convict me

better then greg?

Its "than" thoughbeit

no they wouldnt

Sam is better than Greg because he's not actively grooming children on Discord and trying to have sex with them.

gaytriot

lol ok

the major difference between waygu and regular beef is the fat content. ground beef you can pick your own fat content. a 85/15 percent of ground beef is the same as 85/15 percent of waygu ground beef

but thats only wrong because its against the law.

Why, are you Jewish or something?

most people dont want to and those that do aren't attractive to 16 year olds, the law isnt stopping anyone

Are you going anywhere with this or are you just waiting to call me a pedophile?

You're a fucking retard dude, stop replying to me.

nothing about muslim terrorists killing innocent americans is funny.

theres nothing wrong with grooming people on discord

The dancing Israelis is kind of funny, the fact that we let that happen and still pretend it didn't is funny.

having sex with 16 year olds is based and redpilled but having 16 year olds in your discord server makes you a le evil pedophile

It's a pedophile show

bros.... s4 is the only thing I have to look forward in my life. If it's a dud I might literally kill myself

the dancing israeilis are a massive rabbit hole. I feel like a lot of people just write it off as a stupid conspiracy but it goes DEEP and there was a lot more going on than a just a bunch of jews on a rooftop recording things.

tl:dr is that they were likely mossad agents who were running cover for the muslims the entire operation.

i love when there’s cum in my bush

Nah you can still make fun of it with us. You’ll be fine

no i am going to ask do you see any contradiction in finding that there is more value in people that participate in rule following while also saying that the rule themselves have no value.

Pour one out for Josie

They got one of her people

11 days

dont bother the retard doesnt understand a word hes saying

dale won

Don't you have a discord now? Go and give your simps some attention.

Dale is also dead

Production is prepping hard for s4 this time (throwing away trash and moving the furniture around slightly)

not a polish flag

amerigolems

innocent

I'm not saying it's wrong just because the rule/law says it, it's wrong because it's an adult taking advantage of a child. I'm saying the law exists because there are so many more people that would do it if it was legal. A lot of these freaks obviously don't care about any of that and do it anyway. Not looking for a philosophical debate on rules, I'm just saying that there are a lot of pedophiles out there. Pour yourself another drink, retard.

oh yeah

Shot by a neighbor after an argument. I honestly hate gun fags. The vast majority are unhinged

Imagine being one of the rare Fishtank girls who don't attract any mentally ill simps of any kind. How embarrassing for the Mizzler

Friday the 13th tank.

sullivan

youtube.com/watch?v=BhCb0aFY-2g

come over to my house and i'll let you shoot some of my arsenal and you'll change your mind

gay as hell

Stay strong…taytriot

Fishtank persons who seem like genuinely good people

Josie

Bex

Max (Cowboy)

Trish

Who else am I missing?

Reminder that Tayleigh missed almost every shot and Jon won

i think cowboy has too direct and uncritical contact with the wigger's debauchery to be considered a good person, even if he's not personally doing it.

why these 4

most are wrong

I wonder if the guy making sam youtube poops in 2010 is excited for season 4 of fishtank.
youtube.com/watch?v=sFoew0n-oC4

came to me in a dream

Her mods are all ex Abicels and Taylorcels. Take that for what you will.

Maejok? Steinful?
Idk the deep lore on them, just seem to be hard workers.

I could kill you and feel zero remorse

how did you find this

Maejok is a binxfag and Steinful fucked up the S2 finale, bad people

Tayleigh podcast

Someone linked it in a Anon Babble thread years ago and I've had it in a playlist since.

I think I like cum so much because I have a disorganized attachment style LMFAO

No. That's fair.

what will change your mind to the idea of getting shot by a gun is shooting a gun

taytriots are retarded.

binxfag

Oof

s2 finale

I havent seen it yet
Sad but fair

i want to get blasted with a firehose of cum

i want to get fingered upright idk why i have a hankering to sit on a man’s large hand until the fingers go pruney

guns are cool im sorry that's just a fact

trish is not a genuinely good person she is just retarded. shes like actually sadistic and was always smiling whenever someone had to do something degrading and calling them a bitch when they didnt want to.

Sorry not gay. Shooting guns with girls to get their adrenaline up and ready to fuck might be the only non gay use of a gun

getting shot by a gun is cool too?

new jap booty just dropped

hi mike

you tell me

I think it would be hot to suck dick in the bathroom stall on break

why did cryo cry over this

he was raped his entire life

He could have died okay???

no. guns arent cool. gun arent uncool. they are guns. thinking anything more about them is retarded.

its in the name

good people make mistakes. the s2 episodes were not perfect but still great. the end of the penultimate episode was pure kino with radiohead and boards of canada. was kind of expecting that vibe or better in the finally but it's fine I guess.

binxfagging is inexcusable however

It's objectively hilarious that Cryo still watches and supports MDE even though they hate him so much they flew him cross country just so they could lock him in a room with Tayleigh and have him shoot him with airsoft guns for 10 hours.

You can't say that wasn't their intention either since they specifically left her out of the cell challenge and told her to bring the shotgun with her. They chose her because they knew she was the meanest and wouldn't feel bad about shooting him.

they chose her because cryotard kept posting about how he wanted to fuck her

Yo imagine if they got Žižek to come on Fishtank to discuss dialectics with the fish!

there’s a certain sound when you open up a big ceramic kiln after firing glazed pieces where the vitreous glaze is cooling down and there’s hundreds of tiny popping noises. that’s what my pussy feels like after i cum

It was pretty obviously supposed to be her and Q until he made those vague death threats on twitter and they had to change plans. Either way they hate Cryo so much they flew him 3000 miles just to shoot him with bb guns.

congrats on contradicting your own previous post, retard

Cole

Scott

Sylvia

Vance

JC

Payton

Love or hate them they are all subjectively good people. I will not elaborate.

Fat people can never be good people

you are right that they are subjectively good but i dont think you meant to say that they were subjectively

Not surprised that a guy who doesn’t know the difference between subjective and objective is a terrible judge of character

nick caminos will return for season 4

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748893210671222.webm

Didn't they say in S3 that this room had a lingering scent from The Cell held months prior

The lil nigga tries to be nice to everyone Teej is a good person and a good friend.

jet needs to be releasing his sex tapes

Love or hate them they are all subjectively good people.

He is weak and therefore a bad person

nick caminos sucked and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

he went through more than you could survive unironically thoughever

jet did pushups you should have watched powtank sucks to suck

that's not how blackmail works though

i mean tj did i dont know why i said that oh my god nevermind

cheaters are not good people

new abi pic dropped

That doesn’t make him strong, that was just more of him being a weak pushover

i wish i could shoot ropes or squirt i bet it looks cool w slow mo setting

He just needs more structure and mentorship. He should probably just go get an English or history degree. Or just take writing classes.

Yeah was the only one on S3 who should have been a real fish

calm down

what is this feeling ur persuing

this nigga does NOT know english

Batting 0/6

wanna see ropes spurting in zero g

are you a fucking alien?

tf is fucking autistic as fuck

he went through nothing and you havent either youre both just spineless

Leave Josie alone. It's been long enough. Just leave her the FUCK alone!!!!!!!

wrong tj isnt a good person to himself

stop talking about him you piece of shit

i never claimed to but also livestream your 6 week humiliation ritual starting now or your argument is meaningless babble

this is many leagues above the poetry abi writes.

Relax
It's josie's way of expressing herself

A sensitive young man trying to find his way in the world. He isn't evil he just has a lot to learn. It's his first time living too.

if you guys are so much smarter than abi let's see YOUR poetry about jet neptune
thought so

tj enjoyed his humiliation ritual. equal circumstances doesnt mean equal perception.

wish I was suffocating on a pillow while getting unceremoniously pounded

his name is jet
he is fat
makes junkies wet
how about that

jeb neptroon eats coon poon

post tits

these are jet neptune vent posts now that sam has a new fuck toy and he's neglecting his son ever since fishtank started
jet has been raping fish and orbiter's gfs because he's sexually frustrated

The vague threats were a bit and part of his character, he always talked about Elliot Rodger.

that being said claire and abi still raped him in his vulnerable sex-and-love-starved state
two way rape

what's a good rhyme with troon

Reminder that off screen Sam thanked Tayleigh and gave her an extra $500 because she made Cryo quit before he had to meet him.

ceremoniously pounded

Coon
Poon
Moon
Soon

pontoon

Neptune

boon

TJ

Evil Kevin
Puppet Kevin
Mormon Kevin
Zoltar

jeb neptroon jeb neptroon
fat as the fucking moon
lol he's ugly lmao
wannabe weinstein and mao
rapist wigger goran
currently abusing a fan

Claire accuses Dave of being a creep

Shadi accuses Kevin of being a creep

Shadi accuses Jimmy of rape

Claire accuses Jet of rape

Mirror

goon

cheating is so hot

i travel around the globe
i travel around the continent
everywhere i go
i gotta make some jontent

A better way would be, who deserves the hate? for me, its Chudgang although i think Jimmy is just a retard and should be in care Tay is an evil person who enjoys hurting other people. I don't count S3 because it was not a real season, but Burt is not a good person, clearly. Nobody from S1 makes me rage.

jet is blackmailing claire to keep posting on /ftl/ to keep the threads active for advertising

jet neptune
blew up like a balloon
face like the ass of a baboon
yo jet so fat makes me reach for my harpoon
cardiac arrest soon?

jet neptune
not better than a coon
think of all the girls you goon
came all over them like a monsoon in rangoon
your demise soon?

jet neptune
its high noon
meet me infront of the saloon
your time is up and you die like that guy in platoon
youre not immune

jet neptune
justice soon(?)

Claire, if you don't post 100+ times a day no more gooncations. Jet is a diabolical genius.

That's libel post the badideas version

So uh what happened to Jobe?

got AIDS and died

Alcoholism

im tired

I bet Bella's favorite movies are Fire Walk With Me, High School Musical, and Trolls World Tour.

Got a real job, drinks and joins random discord calls

There once was a wigger named jet

Who's father said, "you'll never amount to anything" as a bet

So he came up with fishtank

And raped girls as a prank

And claire was very upset

Abi the only hot one

and the only talented one

let it go kefka

We’ve established he probably hasn’t raped any of them. Just worn them down with being on the show and gooning the girls who linger because they are runaways trying to escape their boring life

what does it mean when your boobs hurt like it’s your period but it’s two weeks before your period am I having another pregnancy scare or do my boobs just have ESPN like in mean girls

don't worry about it

that means you have breast cancer, for some reason it is not well known but when you do anything to interfere with the normal pregnancy cycle there are biological changes that occur in breasts to prime them for a baby and feeding and when that is interrupted and the hormones are messed up that doesn't get sorted out and that's where breast cancer typically happens
it's very common after abortions (and miscarriages sadly).

hope this helps

True

bric a brac in the rumpus room

truuuuu

bill ottman belongs in the rubber room with the gun kid

bill ottman belongs on the olympic podium for best lawyer

The Art of the Goon
Written by Jet Neptune
Forward by Violetta

Jet busts into your room and says Hey Guys, I'm

Wat do?

i will kill that bitch in minecraft

bill ottman bioluminescence

bill ottman buying time

sue Apple

i sell him my little brother so i can buy videogames

no one would fuck jet willingly

bill ottman's ceviche recipe

Jet Goodson type shit

even burt thinks jet is hideous

oh sweet summer child

this pride month is gonna fucking suck

bill ottman brushing back your hair and telling you you're pretty

burt is objectively correct. he's the smartest man in the ftl extended universe

could use a thanos snap right about now

underrated

they dont have that at the olympics

I think I accidentally took double dose of my meds and I feel like fucking shit but it’s making my clit vibrate

s4 is going to suck

don't worry about it

bill would do figure skating

he just does that because hes a pick me, he doesnt give a fuck how someone looks

they dont have mental gymnastics either unfortunately :(

I had no idea cryokeen's mom posting here was going to be like this or I never would have asked for it

and thats why u never goon a gooner

some of these posts are entirely too lewd

sabrina is about to drop the song of the summer, get ready sluts

this is a joke my grandma would read out of her joke book

Hello y'all. My name is Simon. I'm part of the KKK Diversity Outreach Program.

corn m words

Bill Ottman does. And guess what? He has your hashes. Lawyer up dickhead.

bill ottman reading a joke book

i will be very disappointed if we don't see one of these fucking faggot flags on the set of bloodgames 2

chud gang

what

adam sackler is just sam hyde
and this isn't a theory or whatever, he's based on sam hyde

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

youtube.com/watch?v=AV4kdyO0SeE&ab_channel=FATIGANG

After years of people saying this, sam finally brought it up on a PGL last year and said adam is a combination of himself and Brian (Nick's cousin who he was best friends with in college). Sam might have also said it was because he was with one of lena's friends or a writer, not lena herself, but i don't remember that well.

Binx getting assaulted by nigs in Rotterdam rn. Spit on her and stole her hat.

the official flag of monkeypox

its impossible to find her stream so we'll never see it

She whacked one right in the face.

Europe is fucking dead.

I've also heard him say he fucked one of the girls on girls and jemima kirke went to risd
this is the gayest little gossip session so I'm going to stop now but my point is lena dunham and sam hyde should have been together. it was destiny

clip?

thats why youve got to go to a place like Poland instead

burt w!

New

how could you possibly even know that

Now she’s hiding out in a lobby an American guy let them come into. Trying find other streamers to escort them home

Or just don't hold events in the middle of the most niggerish places
It's like having twitch con in Chicago

I want to suck on it 24 hours a day

We made it to 5 PM, I hope you guys didn't day drink today, it's only Monday.

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Gonna night drink nigger