Drunk on a Monday

me 2 (too)

I don't like them
Get them away from me

Shouldn't that be a good thing? Like hes using it right?

Good timing

i remember when bnat wasn’t just alcoholics and homosexuals

I don't

also you're a leaf

You simply don’t understand my point

look mom!
I’mma leaf!

is this the cute thread :)

drinking at 7am on a tuesday

You tell me

Thats normal for you cunts

witnessing three consecutive ones
it’s pretty much required. if australia ever sobers up something terrible will happen.

Every true blooded aussie cunt cracks open a fuckin' VB loong neck first thing in the morning

*laughs in selling you arms and munitions*

*lights a winnie blue*
‘oath
give up nukes so we can bomb indoneasia for no reason.

go lose a war to emus again with modern sticks and rocks

not gonna lie tho, kill teams targeting emus in f35s would be kinda sick.

best thread

You need to get a job

little known fact the western australian nuclear weapons tests were actually not weapons tests at all and were in reality direct attacks on emu populations as part of the third great emu war. these attacks were ultimately unsuccessful.

don't worry, power armor is in the works.

back in february japan sent us a bunch of free warships that turn into gundams because they were sorry about something and for having very big penises.

No idea what you're yappin' 'bout mister

I have a job already, thoughever

it’s an australian word that doesn’t translate to american. don’t like how we can condense a whole paragraph into one word.

Sounds like abo slang for boganz

I drink every day if I got it. Why not? Oh I'm gonna die 10-20 years earlier or something? Oh no.. I don't care about you, and you don't care about me. It really doesn't matter.

it basically is, though there are some similarities with masshole when it comes to tones and morphology.

Your kidneys will fail and then you'll have to go to dialysis for 15 hours a week or else you'll die.

even the gundams aren't cutting it?
strike oil or something sp we can make up ecuses to intervene.

there’s oil fields in a place called eromanga.

Nah. Go take a shit on someone else you dirty weeb.

The morphology of massholes? what?

But I want you as my human toilet swede-kun

who the words are formed. it’s not something lewd. no one should ever have to do something lewd with a masshole.

boi
the radiation of 2 atomic suns on earth caused that problem

What's your job then? Anon Babble jannie?

well o-zone layers are overrated and ultimately not necessarily.

I think you want to do lewd things with massholes anon

No
I would fix the website if I was
I ride around in a box and collect dead and dying people

Are you smoking meth right now?

to be honest if they were offering I wouldn’t say know to free sex. imagine all those irish foreskins, since masshole a generally too poor to pay for circumcisions.

youtube.com/watch?v=ikh9drcRQzk

I'm indulging in my second strawberry margarita at the moment

The fuck are you going to do with Irish foreskins?

Second? Must be a lightweight.

slide my black abo over foreskin over their’s and do a black and white chinese finger trap.

Must suck having to drink gallons of beer to feel anything
Weird flex but okay

The gayest thing I've read all week

Little femboy is grumpy huh? I don't drink much beer btw, I'd rather have one of your margaritas then.

Did the human toilet thing turn you on? Why are you flirting with me now?

it’s only monday in freedom land.

If its a good week I'll hear worse

See, lightweight. Goodbye.

maybe I’ll have to tell you about all the hunks at the beach across the road from my house. with them around it’s always hot day.

bye

Are you staring at hunks from your window? Let them exist without you stare raping them.

front veranda actually, making it very obvious that I’m looking at their sun bronzed skin and tight denim shorts.

sober on a tuesday

stop doing that

You sound like a perverted old lady

Fix yourself

I prefer the term ‘sex pest’.