>Go woke go br-

We heard the same thing about Dragon Age.

fake tweet

Whataboutism

Okay? I don't give a shit about dragon age. Your shilling has no power over me. Your game just sucks.

this game isn't about historical accuracy!

this game is about fantasy!!!!!!

yes and apparently only 60,000 people out of all of the people who use steam fantasize about being a woman or a nigger

chuds lost
cope seethe dilate

That isn't very impressive for a video game and probably inflated by counting free players.
Additionally Japan doesn't like the typical leftoid rewrite of Japanese history. There will be a huge backlash.

The real takeaway is: Every single video game and movie property would do better without leftists involved in their industries.

They use the term "players" because you can play the game for free on Ubisoft Plus. Publishers also use weird calculations for account for "players' which can include estimated amounts of game sharing and other stupid shit.

If 9999999999999 people aren’t playing it to help my comfort level then it’s not a real game

players

6 million players!

What are the actual sales? They won't way for some reason.

samborais n' kuzou

lol
steam had a recent all-time high of like 70 million users
we'll round that down to 60 million for the sake of easy math and to account for jester farmers
60 thousand out of 60 million is 0.001 %
that's so statistically insignificant, everyone of those players could hauled off into a slave camp in the middle of the night and nobody but maybe their immediate family would know

Agreed why would you want to be a black man you will get sent to jail over smallest shit unless it's a white who does something to you. It's still funny seeing the game a giant black man is killing random japanese it's like seeing what's happening in usa we had a stop again hate marches.

Beig a woman I dont know what kind of man would want that. It's like being a gay man and all your stat points are nerfed.

I will never understand how assassin creed and far cry got so big, assassin creed 1 and 2 are genuinely dogshit and 3 is fucking boring

And dragon age flopped?

players

They gave all their pajeet slaves a free code to redeem

Post sales.

Is this for the stock holders? The ceo and the people who made the decisions need to be held accountable for this atrocity. That sbi lady needs to pay for giving bad advice.

Half of those are gifted copies.

players

go back to r*ddit with your jewish deception accounting tricks

1) The budget is something like 900 million (approx 20 thousand people worked on it, over 4 to 5 years. The credits alone go on for 2 hours)
2) The publisher doesn't receive 100% of the sale, they receive approximately 45%

45% of $70 = $31.5 per sale goes to ubisoft
$900,000,000 / 31.5 = 28.5 Million sales to break even.

Even if the budget was half that, they'd still need 14 million sales to break even.

I said I don't care about Dragon Age. If it was good it was good, if it was bad it was bad. I am talking about your shilling for AC shadows.

I have the longest dick in this thread, made a twitter post about it, therefore, it is true.

Give it a rest, you cant stop Jamalishi.

Cool. So Ubisoft isn't collapsing anymore? Hello?

They made a game for people who dont play or like games. Also 70 for a game that has micro transaction for single player that's insane not even mgtpp did it. It not a bad game but for the amount of people they hired and the type of game they made it sucks

Someone in their marketing team seems to think running 45 second unskippable ads every 5 minutes on youtube is gonna save this game.

wake me up when they get to 6 million, then I will know they are serious
by the way, you got the wrong flag, faggot

Coping to the max. The game is not selling well

That's not what he's saying at all. Are you retarded?

Me neither but having good graphics to gawk at help a lot

*And keep in mind that a 900 million dollar budget sounds impossible at first, but their recent pirate game cost $850 million...

It's the free game this month of playstation plus. Dargon Age wasn't.
It's also a giveaway with Intel processors at the moment.
But the steam numbers are clear- it's a flop

It gets worse, I read on reddit some guy bought the game and got a refund they let you have the game for free for a month, so they are probably boasting player counts.

Video games are not like films or music if the game is bad no ones going to buy it. Also its 70 not 10 or 20 which is a different matter

Yes and if they keep it up with the bullshit numbers, they'll be headed into "false and misleading information" territory with the SEC

Haha OP is coping hard

I'm going to personally gloat at you specifically when Ubisoft files for bankruptcy and the chinks buy it up to make Assassin's Creed: October 7th.

Imagine spending so much money on a product and deliberately putting in something you know most players don't really want (nigger protaganist and homosexual 'love' affairs) just to own le MAGA chuds. It beggars belief. All these companies are more than happy to censor the gay shit out of their releases in the ME and China but insist on forcing it upon the West, their primary market.

Are the players in the room with us right now?

Assassin's Creed: October 7th.

I'd play that. Even if they add a girl boss Hamas fighter and a nog

who is buying new video games? $60? you can download this shit day 1 for free on thepiratebay.org or 1337x.com

It's always funny seeing the left be the biggest defenders of multimillion companies as long as they show nogs and fags in their product.

I know you would, pendejo, that's why we're going to be going to be good friends when the worldwide program happens.

*Worldwide Pogrom.
For some reason google gets a little nervous when you type that word.

Yey

People pay 49 for a fucking steam game?

still no sales data it must have sold poorly

chinks make assassin's creed: khanate

ain jalut is a staggering mongol victory

mongols proceed to completely destroy jerusalem

I'd pre-order it

Werent these kikes exposed as getting federal USAID bux to prop up their dead propaganda company or something

It wasn't the woke that ruined the game it was just a bad game they are trying to use propaganda to get people to buy this game. Hope people are not that stupid. Who cares that much about the chracters but the game it self is bad. Nothing to do with yasuke or the ninja girl the game is bad we had black pro tags in the past look at gat san Andreas

mfw 3 million inches long

they survive off tax money lol
so no they won't go bankrupt anytime soon

Some goyim on youtube was talking about how a small stock broker company does shit like this. It's not Tencent doing this. They go in buy stocks tank the company on purpose and make money like the gordan geco guy. Ubisoft got played. They are right to sue to. Most of the focus has been on yasuke and the story yeah it's kinda shit but the game play matters if it's good then it good if it's bad then fuck this.

Look up opportunity cost.

3 million

Thats half of 6

They need 6 million to break even

I am starting to notice something here

chuds do nothing

YOU LOST YOU LOST

What did I lose? I did nothing.

If they were so confident of their success, they'd announce actual sale mumbers.
They could be obsessed with owning chuds while smelling their own farts on Reddit until the next mass layoff.

It's the free game this month of playstation plus

no its not chud, you lost and fell for fake news that you can look up in 5 seconds

Bongo Cat is clowning on Assassins Creed Shadows by dressing Bongo Cat in a samurai outfit, kek.

So they are like israel they get paid by some goyim and they can do anything bad but will get proped by the goyim tax payers?

So what's the Palestinians of ubisoft the gamers?

this even 3 million probably is a lie and even if it would be true it wouldn't enough to cover the costs

as $400 million / 3 million faggots ≈ $135 imaginary price for a slop

Veilguard too was shilled as a success until it wasn't. Noticing a pattern.

maybe it's popular on consoles kek

CJ wasn't a black homosexual tarnishing the legacy of Oda fucking Nobunaga.

really far stretch ahmed

amusing

Problem is that console sales are getting eaten by the $17/month subscription services which is why they’re going by ‘players’ not sales. And for all we know, someone that booted it up three times over the weekend counts as three ‘players’.

Where does all the money go? Hundreds of millions to make this trash?

how many of the 3 million are still playing?
how many played more than 10 minutes?
how many already refunded the game because its a buggy mess?

It wasn't the woke that ruined the game it was just...

Everytime
Suck it, troony, woke is shit nobody wants.

There are only about a dozen professional game journalists left anymore, all of them are Woke and they are obsessed with owning the chuds.
The developers, full of fellow activists, are also very delusional because they only listen to their flattery.
Moreover, due to their usual habit of letting employees and activists hijack Reddit subreddit mods for propaganda purposes, normal feedback is never returned from the actual users, but they forget about it and immerse themselves in a delusional world among their fellow Reddit troons.
They continue with this vacuous gaslighting, desperately trying to deny reality and stage success in order to own the chuds.
But in the end they always end up getting cold water with studio closures due to financial problems.

Ubisoft Montreal basically is 100% government funded which is why they feel free to insert dumb shit that they know the market doesn’t want or need.

youtube.com/watch?v=BI-oEKYAj-Y

op and his fellow discord trannies were absolutely broken by this failure

free market is the only force that consistently destroys leftards and their koolaid dispensing journofriends.

It's no wonder they hate capitalism.

I think they are betting on the slim chance that people will see that the game has "3 million players" and they will buy the game to see for themselves.

I refuse to call those publisher puppets 'professional', no matter if it is their full-time job or not.
They write like fucking jeets fresh off the plane anyway. But guess that fits, since that's what the devs they simp for are.

Steam is 62k concurent players so i am calling BS.

As my black samurai uncle once said: nigga shorteru jewbisoft stock cause they finna farreru

Interesting tidbit for german speakers btw
Around here there is NO better indication that a game is shaping up to become an utter flop and its publisher is in panicmode than when suddenly RTL/Bertelsmann media starts doing low-effort praise articles for it on websites that never offer game/tech news otherwise. N-TV is a good one to check.
Happened with SW:Outlaw, happened with Veilguard, Happening with AC:Nog just 2 days ago

They're almost 3 billion dollars in debt, there's nothing they can do to survive from this point, they'll never be able to pay the interest let alone the principle

mogged by elden ring

mogged by bg3

everything is right in the world

Because it was novel at the time and wasn't shamelessly shoehorned with politically correct faggotry. It got worse and worse over time, most notably by the time of III with le 56% muttmerican squaw and blachilles.

San Andreas was a literal nigger simulator and had zero fraudulent politically correct bullshit shoehorned into it, even if you didn't like playing as a negro or the whole bloods and crips theme. Other than that, the fucking game was solid and will only get better with age.

Mods can fix the game

I’d play that one-handed.