Mermaid General Thread /mgt/

Some dummy was reposting a retarded plebbit thread earlier this AM and a fisherman leaf started making some interesting posts.

Very interesting. So interesting that the thread was quickly deleted... so... here are the posts. If you see these, leaf fisher anon, please join us to answer more questions!

Prince Rupert? I don't see it in Alaska... I do see one in British Columbia

No pictures. Didn’t happen

i saw the thread earlier but didn't give it attention because reddit
if one guy has seen them 4 times I find it slightly hard to believe that no one has a picture or video... in the whole history of photography nobody ever thought to go photograph a slow moving shell bound half woman half fish?

Fake and gay
Typical leaf posting

They sound either like aliens or an undiscovered species... not half woman half fish

It didn't happen because like you said, no pictures. But more importantly, no bodies. You know damn well if that was real some guy would be diving down there to harvest one of those things. To fuck it, eat it, or display it. Just like if it was an Alien.

How can he know if they're "half fish" when they don't come out of the shell fully and expose their lower half?

canadians wouldn't just post lies online would they?

Yeah the leafs posts were very interesting. Moved to Anon Babble then deleted within 30 secs

Probably literally some weird fish

Hurr sure there are mermaids living in giant pussy holes in the Arctic or some shit

No I don't have s single fact to back that up

What the fuck is this Anon Babble tier trash

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This... it was sus af.

I hope leaf fisheranon comes to this thread and shares some more detail.

As soon as he started answering questions poof thread baleeted

He doesn't know about the fish that steal human corpses and use them to ward off larger prey

Science isn't ready for this shit yet

the jews are behind it
does that help?

Last night, I dreamt about pumas living in Antarctica.

sounds like what Grusch was talking about

He claimed in response to Congressional questions that the U.S. has retrieved what he terms "non-human 'biologics"

From the other thread Jessica Beck-Stimpert alleged these things moved in ways underwater that shouldn't be possible from what we understand

The creatures displayed speeds of 70+ knots...

They didn't look real, they looked like computer animation or something...

We don't know how they were swimming, as they weren't wading, or moving their bodies the way a fish, or even a human would need to underwater...

maybe they did get samples and that's what Grusch was exposed to

and [we] even extended a robotic arm on the submersible, to try and get some kind of physical sample/DNA from the specimens...

maybe it's just a good LARP

Fictional mollusc girlfriend

Sure anon, sure

where's the plebbit link dimwit

Didn't think much of it until that happened. Now I want to know more.

Glowniggers needed to distract their reddit NPCs with something whimsical because they're all so close to suicide

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The plebbit bullshit is unimportant because it is ancient plebbit trash from 2020.

The canuck fisherman on the other hand got the thread deleted immediately and we need more questions answered such as:

1. Size of the critters
2. Bottom half... legs? Fins?
3. A better/more narrowed down location?
4. The type of seafloor they were found in, how many were visible at the same time, etc.

Someone just dumped their illegal shipment of real dolls and its been spooking methd up fishermen ever since

I'm a tugboat worker. I was standing on the bow of a barge once and saw a "mermaid". At least that what I tell kids. Really it was likely a dead body drifting around under the water near the inlet of the hutchinson river near NYC. I was alarmed when I saw it. It was directly ahead of our barge.

I grabbed for my radio to alert the captain that we might run over a swimmer but then the body sunk into the depths out of sight. It looks like a naked body.

MERMAIDS

PYRAMIDS

HITLER KILLED WHITES

CHRISTKEKS

Slide threads are getting really lazy

That's probably what it was.

Fuck off you retarded nigger

This website is my palantir, my source of hidden knowledge, so gfy

I'm not surprised in the slightest
fuck off back to kikebook you retarded nigger

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Ops mom just laid there like a dead fish, brb gonna rape a mermaid

hitler killed whites

Read it as hitler killer whales and now I'm disappointed that its not

Always loved me some mermaids. Ariel did this to me.

Thanx
Looks like some old Reddit copypasta

The canuck fisherman on the other hand got the thread deleted immediately

Wow, a thread about mermaids deleted from a politics discussion board ?
HOLY SHIT
Kek
Anyway it's not mermaids per se as in fairy tales, it's some underwater ayylmaos, not a pretty lady with a fish bottom but more like a Star Trek humanoid abomination that lives under water
Anyway, Plebbit said

Check the video by a guy named Luis Lamar who was an Ocean X/NatGeo ocean photographer claiming almost the exact same thing

I only found this
It's BS but knock yourself out
youtu.be/kxWmnDX5nJI

Luis Lamar

literally can't find the actual interview anywhere

Yeah I want to hear the guy say it too, as I said I only found that one video, and as I said it's BS
Here's the one that allegedly quotes the guy and claims he revealed it in a video but according to comments it was deleted after.
Pro tip: don't search "Luis Lamar mermaids" but "aliens".
youtu.be/VdUsmsoJNko?t=122

Yeah but thats still not the video of Luis Lamar himself. It's been totally scrubbed.

I found one reddit thread with a link to the video on jewtube that said it was removed at the request of Luis himself which makes me question why he would want it removed. Maybe he was getting a lot of shit for it?

This site quotes the interview and has an embedded YT link of the video but the video is "not available" any more. Now if they were just trolling and linked a dead video OK but it's usually not done like that, I'd say the guy said it.
What's weird is that he's an underwater photographer that encountered aliens under water so he was probably with his camera yet no photos of the most important find of his career
exonews.org/nat-geo-photographer-admits-to-encountering-alien-beings-underwater/
I guess he didn't want to come off as a schizo
Why don't you link what you find like I do, bro

yeah I also checked archives with no luck
the guy has a website, he seems to still be working at least
luislamar.com/