Describe Australian Culture

Describe Australian Culture

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American culture

I can't say for all of Australia, but Victorian culture is like Southern Ontario culture, but gayer

You been to Victoria?

fpbp

They're a synthesis of Englishmen and Floridians

Keen

I took everything I've seen in Big Lez Show as 100 factual portrayal of what's going on there

Swearing drinking gooning with mates and grooming Thai kids

Half jeet half chink

Epstein island

When you spend that long, stranded on an island, you tend to go a bit mad.

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Describe Australian Culture

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Banal self loathing insecure toxic competitiveness insecure. It's ok if you have 2+ million and live on the beach.

gay and retarded

Aye them fakkin abos drinking up our petrol supply an now i can't even get enough juice in mah trolley tah get me tah Duggin's pub for a pint of Fostas wit me lads.

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You want sum fried rice?
Basically chinked and pooed to hell. All the boomers spend their last days taking overpriced train journeys.

AY we BLEACHIN RAW DOE

English Texas

I heard they got some shit coke.

G'day mate fancy a brew? There's tinnies in the esky! Imma throw a shrimp on the baaarbie, tie me kangaroo down while I unload the ute wontcha?

Just watch every episode of Fat Pizza

Shrimps, Vegemite, Steve Irwin, Emus, Utes

They like to barbecue Barbies for reasons that aren't entirely clear.

An Australian once found out a secret of mine and exposed and doxxed me on Anon Babble
I’ve been utterly buck broken by that Australian, they live rent free because I think about it daily
Never fully recovered and never will
Australians are very smart, unassuming and based

Lemon party

glass houses FAGGOT

Oi oi oi

Police state.

Goy goy goy

a poisonous plant
a venomous animal
a dusty crumbled up fosters can
a drunk abbo raping a raw chicken
a victorious emu patrolling the bush
a white person apologizing profusely

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Niggers

Oi cunt you got a permit for this post?

No the chicken is cooked. Generally a rotisserie one the mob shares when they are done.

The more you know

Digging. Getting drunk in between digging.
Australia is just a mining colony.

Every single Australian citizen is a service worker to those who dig.

Britain and the US fucked us from the 60s because we were becoming too self sufficient.

The shittiest drinkers on the planet, barring Brits. Like literally three beers and its piss and puke and blood everywhere. Do yourselves a favor. If you're travelling and you hear Englishmen or Aussies singing, it's time to go somewhere else.

Cheap knockoff with an accent that is funny.

Lost a war to birds.

UK but different accent and flooded with chinks instead of Blacks.

So way fackin better then
How cheap are the chinky tugjobs mate?

Britain didn't fuck you in the 60s.
You started digging for yourselves.
We kept the aboriginals subjugated and you fought for their rights.
How's that working out for you?

Vejjimayte

ty the tasmanian tiger

describe Australian culture in one pic

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Bottles of water that size are about $6 now

She can bottle my water anytime

Shitposting

hard to say. it varies a bit from state to state.