/smg/ - Stock Market General

Stinky Cheesy Market edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

inedible bread

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miss_hand

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I warned you

'M GOING TO MASTURBATE

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it's le heckin generational bottom

*dumps even harder*

soxl is $19
gme is $29
lum lost

well so much for the goddam fuck ass 200 day SPY niggershit adamantium support moving average nigger shit fuck fuck you too thanks for nothing asshole

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It's just SO fucking stupid when the market does this shit. As if people moving billions of dollars around not even 24 hours ago completely forgot why they were doing it, woke up this morning, and smashed the sell button in a panic. Bunch of degenerate short sighted faggots.

His average was 17 or not? Still green

Checked, 70s era stagflation dollar destruction

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This will be a brutally painful lesson for millions of baggies everywhere, but one that they desperately need to learn.

prices and attitudes will change again tomorrow. and so on. missing the bull run myself but there's nothing unusual about this sort of thing.
youtube.com/watch?v=NmEyGiaqm7k

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pic related single-handedly memed half of /smg/ to light their portfolios on fire. say something nice about him

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booms breed complacency and busts catch you off guard, with investors carrying the scars of past downturns until a new cycle begins.

literally who

Slurping more SOXL. Fuck it. How much worse can my life get?

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Macedonia bro noooo

Michael "gayboy" Gayed author of the infamous 200 day moving average meme paper

Michael Gayed

Lead-Fag Publishing, LLC

hopefully things get into gear before soxl goes to zero. think a big turnaround is coming eventually. might have a few months or a year more of waiting.

captcha: tp4now

I propose a new metric based on this post: the cope to panic ratio. When the cope to panic ratio is greater than 10, like it is right now, baggies will continue to be heemed. When the cope to panic ratio is under 0.1, baggies sold the bottom and it's safe to buy.

What a jewish day

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he lives

HELLOOOOO NO NEWS NIGGER!!!

Dump it

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The fear and sneed index is still firmly in fear, teetering on extreme fear. Buy when there's fear in the streets, sell when there's sneed in the sheets

Yo, stop playing me

taken Sie your pills schizo

You bought the most obvious bull trap that I've seen in 10+ years of following the markets. Baggies get what they deserve.

Already dumped

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The setup this morning was fantastic.
You know what I did? Scalping.
I think this might be the end for me.

Tariffs starting on April are the top signal

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Tyson up
+2
lul feeling guilty are we?

everything's fine from my perspective. gotta be in the game to make money. prices change every day. easier to make a mistake than usual but plenty of strategies are working.

Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar in 2015 for $9 billion.

It just sold it for $1 billion.

Now THIS is a recession indicator

t. still sidelined in cash since 2022

And here is what it would look look like if you were 100% in the S&P 500, like my 401k.

you right now

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We're going back to 2015 prices.

my dick where the gun is

Indiana Jones is real?

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I wish I'd never started trading.

are you the canadian who launches like 5 figures a month into triple leverage and tech shit ?

futures

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BREAKING: The EU has asked for households to stockpile 72 hours of food amid war risks, per FT

I would honestly love to see soxl go back to the single digits, I would full port it and then not touch it for years

lmao, war with who, the EU is too pussy to start a war with anyone

the fuck is 72 hrs of food going to do?

Make a person feel better. Also many people in cities eat out all the time and have like no food at home.

Two things.

One: The markets pulled back after coming up slightly above the 200 and bounced off the 5-day from above. This is incredibly bearish as of now. Things could change, but it's not looking good. People heavy on leverage, and anyone who bought the false breakout might be in for some pain.

Two: the silver squeeze might be happening and a parabolic move over $40 in a fortnight.

>BREAKING: The EU has asked for households to stockpile 72 hours of food amid war risks, per FT

Got that right here, EZ

shit and piss 500 only 1% down

when will there be good deals, index bros?

no check the timeframe. mine is a ytd. yours is 14 months. these are the correct s&p numbers for 2025 as of yesterday's close.

War against what, all of the migrants raping and fucking shit up right now?

Markets today

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this is 72 hrs for mutts, this is about 7 days for a europoor

The US Congressional Budget Office says the US Treasury risks defaulting as soon as August 2025.

Default risks are rising without a debt ceiling increase, per the CBO

Meh, it will get a last minute bill to avert the crisis

Libtard sissies…. The government can’t default… right??

On the flip side of things, I was able to buy back some CCs today much earlier than expected

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if you re so certain its bear market why wont you buy puts? checkmate

I have over $100k in deep OTM LEAP puts.

i kneel

U.S. Weighs Excluding Auto Parts From Tariffs

And the backtracking on the auto tariffs begins

FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKK YEAAAAAA I HADE A AAP STRADDLE JUST FOR THIS

All according to keikaku.

deploying more cash now.

All those headlines are literal fake news. Trump wants to blow up the market to force a rotation into bonds, and the madman is going to do it.

USA? More like US-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lmao

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My reits be doin a lil sum today

is it time to buy the dip?

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the second dip yes.

NVDA is a single digit shitstock.

Thoughts /smg/?

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plebbit baggies on Anon Babble getting heemed

You love to see it.

So did some retard at the Fed say some dumb shit that didn't really surprise anybody? It's that why we double dumped?

Yeah kind of

St. Louis Fed's Musalem Says Risks That Inflation Will Stall Above 2% Or Move Higher In The Near Term Appear To Have Increased

St. Louis Fed's Musalem Says If Labor Market Remains Strong And Second Round Tariff Effects Become Apparent, Fed May Need To Keep Rates Higher For Longer Or Consider More Restrictive Policy

Not the only reason we're dumping though of course

on no news
whatever makes number keep going up
i might go get some goy slop today. I may be getting heemed but at least my consumer confidence is up. I havent left my house in 3 days thanks to a sore throat

US weighs excluding auto parts from tariffs - report

He's retarded, isn't he?

Make sure you get 72 hours worth of food

sorry, didn't see

Everyone who bought SOXL yesterday

Why can't these retards make up their minds with the damn tariffs? Either go big or go home, none of that pansy shit.

Obsessed

America really cant afford to do anything.

That's not even enough for one evening. You expect me to go 72 hours sober?

whites are such

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Imagine having a black employee working for you lmfao

imagine working for a black boss

catchphrase for modern men looking for a wife

how many decades do i have to hold for nigvideo to come back ??

Long enough for someone to invent a time machine.

huh, what happened? did people realize that tarrif = cancelled thing from 2 days ago was a fake news?

Sorry, yep you are right I had the wrong year that it defaulted to. I'm negative :(.

It's groyper.

Chewy anon here. After losing ungodly amounts of money I'm up $20 in Chewy today!

I'm buying calls right now, fuck it

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How do you do fellow bull, I too am buying calls

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you bought right before the dump, right?

Bought gold miners that have over performed as a sector since I bought. Anything else doing well lately?

Inflation already stalled above 2% lol

The market seems to be green, green, green, then red, red, red. Just be sure of what trend we are on!

Nice to see you're still alive anon. How much are you up since you blew up your account and restarted?

What are the best miner stocks?

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I went up to 19k, then back to zero and we start again.

Currently this week (with my next deposit I'll be at 3k with 2400 in cash roth and 600 in chewy stock taxable account. Basically I went from 4k roth (deposited) to 19k roth, then zero. So this week maxes my roth 2025 contribution. Any further deposits will be in my taxable account. I can put 2k a month in.

yes, but I maanged to make profit in the end I would be surprised if we went much further down than 2.3%, but who knows.

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Check cmmg or just buy an etf. Something eagles the best, first majestic is the worst.

kek, you doubled down - averaged yourself out

yeah, that's what successful traders do I heard. you double down until all lines of credit run out.

If Labor Market Remains Strong

Paychex is one of the few green stocks today, seems they reported good results.

double down until all lines of credit run out.

I like this idea! Even finished paying off all my credit cards this year, so I can really run them up!

My stocks are doing okay and the market is poopin its pants a little. Feelin OKAY.
The general advice to non expert speculators is to buy as blue chip as you can. You have to be willing to hold for a while either way.

Nice, I wish I owned a property, I could use HELOC then too.

Gold miners as a sector were up 7% compared to broad miners who are down 1%

I'm currently running a debt on a 0% credit line that I am going to roll for 3% and not pay it for 21 more months

All right man, well good luck. I admire your tenacity.

TSLA

OooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOooooooo

Oh I know that one

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PLNH EARNINGS IS AFTER CLOSE TODAY

I OWN 4000 SHARES AT .30 COST BASIS

YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES TO INVEST IN PLANET13/VIDACANN

hehe, check this one out (yes I'm a totally stable and normal person)

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vidacann

aren't they going out of business? they closed all of them in my area.

Monday must have been someone exiting their short position and now it's back to being punished.

Where do the excess 200 come from?

Arizona kept confiscating deliveries to the dispo's. They are thriving in Florida

im tired of cooking and eating. i want goy slop
hi
yeah I knew you blew up your account. I told you not to stop posting even on bad days baka. glad youre alive at least.
lmao it's down 6%. i hope you solded

I bought them around 3,84

Senator Elizabeth Warren Warns Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell Could Be Fired By President Donald Trump As Part Of A Purge That Could Disrupt US Markets

Didn't Trump already say he wouldn't do this? Somebody tell this bitch to shut the fuck up

dudeweedlmao shit

No thanks

I'm in Florida.

not permitted under the law (he stutters)

I won't invest in medicinal pharmacology

okay?
19 dollars an eighth is pretty good. I've never seen one empty around me

I too live in Florida

I just don't want to wage slave anymore. So either make enough to retire in Florida or continue to wage slave until I die. And I would rather die.

interesting. there were 3 in my area and they all closed last year.

I told you not to stop posting even on bad days

I posted when I lost money on Hood (on the way up and down). I just haven't posted much cause I had no money to invest until I started making deposits again.

Bonus pic for /smg/

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I didn't buy TSLA but i shorted it with a x15 leverage ( at the local bottom of course)

you should unironically paper trade

i thought you had some crazy ass bullish leverage monday. my bad.

Based Florida chads. Clay county reporting in

I sold it yesterday at premarket

interesting that 1995 seems the low point for inequality. most seem to regard the 90's as americas peak.

brevard here.

For my taxable account I'm just going to accumulate stock. For the paltry sum in my roth I'll do my best to choose more wisely.

you should really write out the thesis of your trades and exit strategies before clicking that buy button. I mean opening a notepad document, and literally write out why this trade is sound and when you plan on exiting. I am sick of you guys losing money when you were right all along.

oof something i collect went from $16.99 to $24.99
fuck putler's price hike

90's was the last decade for patriot act and 9/11

So now you sell it? nice investment!

I heard 1972 was the exact spot productivity and wages reached a sweet spot.

"surely it won't go straight down all day, and we're so far down already, buying an inverse etf would be foolish here"

proceeds to do just that

why can't i trade these days? my mind literally can't wrap itself around market go down. fine i guess since i didn't do anything but i really wish i could take advantage of these days better.

We follow our instincts, no TA, no exit strategies, no “thesis” or other bullshit. That's how we trade here on /smg/ and everyone wins in the end.

If you sell covered calls you can take advantage of either direction

sell on green days

buy them back cheap on red days

repeat

Nothing too risky

have you been winning anon?

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based, already made $200 with this strategy within last hour.

How long before she's real bros?

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Jesus fucking CHRIST I cannot stand when the market acts like this. Just pick a fucking direction for A SINGLE WEEK. Stupid fucking assholes with more money than they know what to do with fucking everyone else over.

HOW MUCH CAPITAL DID YOU PUT UP TO MAKE THAT PROFIT?

PENNIES IN FRONT OF STEAM ROLLERS

stock shits itself -25%

Looks worse, less realism on the face. GIve me cute Plastic mask with silicon lips.

Oh my fucking god did some faggot from the Fed literally say "higher for longer" today jesus christ if there's anyone I hate almost as much as American Democrats it's Fed officials that simply cannot figure out how to SHUT THE FUCK UP

mostly very small sums. I played with $7k as a meme for the German

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I wouldn't hold something that could potentially shit itself 25% in the first place

No news nigger, is that you?

Challenge: American leftists trying not to sound sanctimonious

Difficulty: Heaven Or Hell

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that wasnt apart of your green text. and every stock can shit itself 25%.

your day trading pattern is giving me anxiety. you barely got out from holding those bags. Pennies in front of steam rollers. Look for longer trades so you actually have a opportunity to make a decent 20% profit.

guess i can learn some things. spy was at its memelines, they didn't want it to cross. sending the message with all these negative news dumps that it's not supposed to. guess the signal is a free for all for shorting. vix approaching 20, crucial level. next two sessions become important, are we gonna flush down or just trade below the memelines, crab or more bear? we could always gigapump too. they've been known to rewrite the script at any moment. but today's episode was clearly bearish and i didn't get the message clear enough. try to listen and think better tomorrow. feels good to make a succesful trade and make money from nothing, like alchemy.

you are beyond saving NNN

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I trade volatility, I don't try to make predictions 1 hour into the future because I have no crystal ball with me.

you need to take a economics 101 class

1 hour is not a long trade. How about holding a option for longer than a week? or an etf for longer than a month?

im heading to the store need anything??

I need some a gallon of self respect and a can of whoop ass

need anything??

teenagers

I hold S&P. And I don't see a reason to hold anything leveraged longer than few minutes.

I'm low on milk.

I too need milk

would you just post body so i know what kind of pathetic twerp is harassing me all day long? i imagine you 5'6'' and needing to use a stepstool whenever you have to stock the top shelf at your supermarket job, asking the tall girl to help you lift the pallet of condensed soup and stammering as you do it. but i think i'm being overly charitable.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Well, how did it go today?

-3.23%

It'll be fine

PLNH EARNINGS ARE DROPPING

bro..height isnt a problem if you look good
I swear it is ugly dudes who bring up height cause girls just bend over to kiss me

IN ONE MORE HOUR

+0.23% Managed to recover SPY losses and some on top of that.

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+0.47%. bretty cool.

yikes christ larper did you remember to "what would jesus do?" before hiting post?

MCD chads not caring about the market

goy will eat their slopany way the economy goes.

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+1.05%
Did no trades today, held everything. Bought some short ETF yesterday.
Is it a bad idea to continue holding the short ETF...

MCD was $28 in 2001

I will forever hold a grudge against my relatives for not investing in this obviously american and successful company.

Pic

Holy based.

It's what I think slav life is about.

Looks good, would eat.

ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME, BOBO.
YOU’VE BEEN PROMISING ME CHEAPIES FOR TOO LONG.

-2.71%
down $7k-$8k

Bros…i want to be a millionaire…but even people making 500k a year cannot afford 1m homes

That is a small part of it, among other things. Like collecting plastic and aluminum cans, scanning receipts for tax rebates, collecting teas and mushrooms in the forest. cutting down wood with a handsaw to avoid the forest police fining you etc... ad infinitum.

They're not cheapies until SPY is trading under $200.

President Trump Says Going To Be Making A Special Announcement On Cars; Going To Go With The Tariffs On Cars

+$228.51 (+0.24%)

its really funny watching the market bounce back and forth between dumping and buying stock and dumping and buying america

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the Ukrainian government is reviewing a new economic partnership proposal from the US and hopes the agreement could be signed as soon as next week

Eeeeh, cards? What happened with

We have a deal or we're out

?

I don't believe anything coming out of Ukraine until it happens

smg told me 10m is the new 1m

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i love it when they do the 16oz drink with 13oz of ice thing

bant smg or biz smg? Biz smg is 90% jeets and bots

hrmm, I wonder how JP10Y computer is doing today

JESUS CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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japan finally ends its zero percent interest rate bullshit because of trump

Japan grows again

KINO

miserably
I'm not even looking

well i am glad you're amused. and making money today. and you are a sight for sore eyes too. think tomorrow will bring a smile to your face as well, if a surprising market is what you're looking for. it does feel like a wobbling see-saw.

why the fuck did you all follow me here if I cant make any fucking money

markets fall like a rock

check news

Drumpf: MUH TARIFFS

GOD DAMNIT
i hate that FUCKING stupid orange nigger
that's NOT what i voted him for

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hey wtf germs cant vote

Is Bobo winning again?

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not yet but there's trouble bruin

Gamestop says it'll raise USD1.3bn, a portion will be to buy Bitcoin GameStop intends to offer $1.3 billion aggregate principal amount of 0.00% Convertible Senior Notes due 2030

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CARLOS

Honestly, anyone still invested in GME deserves to lose everything.

so about those tariffs

really need a female with two x chromosomes to smd about now

copefarming after market close kek

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+0.43%

Sell.

seem aimed at chile more than anything, but canada and mexico are big producers as well. we want chile to shut down a port facility and disengage with china. today's action more likely tied to technical factors as well as new semiconductor export restrictions.

You're supposed to keep your hands in front of you like Paulie.

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oh man. theyre gonna get redeemed and diluted again.

Gen lay-Z
kek

I kek'd hard at this. saved and thankyou for posting.

I am so sick of gen layZ comparing themselves to previous generations

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look who learned how to take a screenshot

I bet the silent gen were sick of baby boomers, who were sick of gen y, who are sick of gen x, who are sick of millenials, who are sick of gen z, who are sick of gen alpha. It is all so tiresome.

We are a couple in our mid thirties with HHI of $700k and net worth in various investment accounts of $1.2M. No debt. Planning for kids soon.

Income taxes up here are over 50% on a marginal basis and at these income levels, our effective rate is nearly 50%.

We are looking at a $2M house with $400K down.

Jobs aren’t the most stable - big law. So in downside, HHI can fall to $350k if we get laid off or take easier jobs. Or in upside, HHI can surpass $1M in next few years.

Looking to not out stretch ourselves and be prudent about retiring in our mid fifties.

Can we afford this house? What would the sweet spot be?

Know the details are light but looking for broad strokes views.

Comfy

people just need to start squatting again
build cabins on vacant land

so, did he say anything about them on today's conference?
i don't see the point of slaving yourself to make Mr. Shekelstein richer tho

Probably not. The gen layz gap is too big.

Can /smg/ answer this? Test your knowledge

why is it necessary to get a $2M house if that worried about it?
also there was nothing about savings.
that’d be a crazy situation for first time home buyers

First posting in this /smg/!

Living in Toronto, Married mid-30 couple with 1 year old son.

HHI is 530K (husband 350K me 180K) My husband’s job security is relatively high and we are expecting pretty good raise annually- husband is expecting ~$500K in 2-3 years.

I am currently on mat leave and will return to work this fall. My job security seems not super strong if I compare to my husband but I believe I can find a job within 3 months if i get laid off. I pursue early retirement and would like to retire asap when it is ready. Husband is not interested in RE yet.

We recently bought a house at 1.38M with 40% downpayment. 850K mortgage. Existing condo ~800K renting out , 400K mortgage.

Foreign real estate (from parents) - net 600K, this is something we just didn’t touch yet but we are planning to sell and use this for acquiring other assets (most likely stocks) in near future.

Total pension and rrsp (similar to 401K): $260K Tax free saving account: 126K Stocks and etfs: 65K Emergency fund: 120K - remaining money after downpmt Resp(529 plan): 20K Crypto: 20k

We are still living frugally. Total fixed costs including mortgage, insurance, maintenance fee, property tax etc: 6,500 Food/eating out/ grocery: $1,000 Necessities and other: $200 Childcare:$500 Car and gas: $300 Ad-hoc $200 Travel $300

Looking for set up a new goal (i.e mortgage free etc)

Any advice, comments are welcome!

net worth in various investment accounts of $1.2M. No debt.

I am currently on mat leave and will return to work this fall.

Being forced to hire girls is cucked

build cabins on vacant land

this
it’s retarded how people get all packed up into a handful of autisticly blue cities
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink

I’m just taking a guess here but it’s only a matter of time before Canada is forced to start build more houses so the two million dollar home is in a position to lose value. Since your in ground there you may know some things I don’t though.

live in your car

build shitty TPs on owned property

yes bros weve solved it america is SAVED!

investments ≠ savings

ezpz, come to mexico and buy a house in merida
it's already filled with expats and if you want easy income you just start a youtube channel on why you love mexico, mexicans love that and make people who do that rich

Well, no one with 2m houses wants that. In brown areas, the 1m houses have multiple familys and people sleep in cars on the driveway and pee in the side yard.

this is a mildly retarded take.
you should keep at least 3 months of expenses/paychecks in a savings account, but you shouldn’t be sitting on $1M cash in a savings account.

Dude, you mexicans have a problem with people moving into your country while millions of you guys are in usa. You say Americans make mexican things more expensive.

I seen videos of Mexicans bitching about Americans coming into your cities.

but you shouldn’t be sitting on $1M cash in a savings account.

According to a goldman sachs guy, that is what rich people do. His topic was “what is rich and how do we define rich?”
And that was the answer

If you're planning on having kids just get a house, idk if 2 mils is like a normal price for a house or you're going for something fancy. But I'd say if you can get something for half the price go for it.

you shouldn’t be sitting on $1M cash in a savings account

That entirely depends on how rich you are.

that’s fine if you have $10M and the other $9M is in the stock market, but it’s idiotic to just leave the much cash somewhere that’s going to get eroded by inflation

So what's getting tariffed?

so what? those people are minority, every week there's a foreigner going viral because he was eating at a taco stand and mexicans shower him with compliments
just don't start fights or be arrogant

you have the exact wrong attitude for this bizness

I would suggest buying the cheapest, shittiest house, in the best neighborhood you can afford. Make repairs as you go. Lessons your chance of being underwater on the loan and the bank freaking out. You may ever see some unrealized gains.

2m for them is definitely keeping up with the joneses kinda thing. But 2m depends on what neighborhood in Toronto. Some brown areas are 2m. And toronto as a whole is la county, it is called Greater Toronto Area. 2m is decent if it is in the nice areas. It is all about location though.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

tariffs are le nothingburger

buy le dip

le generational buying opportunity

So you seem to be a nice Mexican..idk man, the image of your country isnt that positive, no offense. Like I am sure the expat areas are nice, I have seen those vlogs.

So can I get an Escalade for cheap now?

See I love Honda's
But I drive a 2003 and will just get another one if I lose it. Not a new car. New cars are luxury items

people who are different from me are awful, its an objective fact

So..the 500k income family should live with what type of people?

i know this place is a shithole, i live here

uhh PNWbros is this storm the big one or a dick's deluxe nothingburger?

The nice areas in any country is nice I bet but still, risky.

boys, today I think I’m going to climb all the way to the tippy top of mount stupid and slay all the niggers and jews

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hey the 3 month 10 year re-uninverted monday

kudos to them for trying to keep the retarded baggie whipsaw train rolling

K... keep us posted

*pop*

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the thing is, merida is one of the safest cities in the continent because it's filled with americans and they keep mexicans in check. the rest is pretty much africa tier

they reopened a nuclear power plant for this

Convertible Senior Notes

so it’s bonds/debt, rather than stock dilution?
I was really hoping for stock dilution.

nice, free power plant

Not saying you should move to the ghetto. Find the cheapest home in the neighborhood you want to live in. Maybe a one of the homes needs a new roof, rotten windows, leaky pipes, or has some damage the owner doesn’t want to deal with. You buy that one and get to work.

be careful man there's a tornado on the way

If you can't afford a home maybe you should try skipping meals

$1.3 billion aggregate principal amount of 0.00% Convertible Senior Notes due 2030

I'm confused. Are these bonds with no yield expiring in in 5 years? I know they get priority but what's the point?
also
WHY $1.3 BILLION?!
They have $4.775 billion in cash already. So not only are they not using the cash, they are raising more cash, but just to buy shitcoins?
What?

Rubin.

retarded californians acting like regular spring weather is the end of the world

This is why I left. You've ruined my beloved home state.

Idk bro if I was a CEO and the stock of the company was x10000 higher than it should be, I would dump stock to pay my salary for the next 10years. The cost of capital is too low not to (it's basically free money).

Huh? Id like to do a road trip there through rt. 66

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I'm talking about Seattle. Everyone in /smg/ is from Seattle. No exceptions.

i believe all women chud and that includes weathergirls

Is it weird that as a woman I genuinely hate most women
Like I think giving us the right to vote was a huge mistake

I like this Pepe.

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yes and no. they are convertible into equity. i don't know the terms, could be beneficial to the company in that it forgives the debt, could be beneficial to the bondholder giving them an option for upside.
the whole thing is extremely murky and difficult to understand. not sure if it's a conspiracy to siphon retail money or something else entirely. none of this matters though, can you focus on us for one day? just email me we both deserve better, let's just reach out and grab it. i want to write you letters, hear words from your heart in response. it's not even a date, although i want that too someday. open your door a crack, i know you're scared but you have to take a risk sometimes to get the upside. you hold a convertible note to my heart.

anyways i had my smoothie, i'm ready for my nap. wish it was tomorrow already so i could get more direction on the market, but i'm feeling pretty depressed about a lot of things, financial and emotional. hoping for a change of fortune.

this is the best long con i've ever seen on Anon Babble
brava

as a woman

You know the rules.

YWBAW. But you already knew that, stop baiting schizo anon.

No dice, could be AI these days.

I had to listen to a coworker praise the snow white movie and they suggest a team building exercise where we sing together on teams
I kinda got fed up enough to say the quiet part out loud

m8 they're callin for hail as big as me left nut
how's idaho btw

blumpf announces tariffs on imported cars

shares in US automakers nosedive

Huh? Isn't this good for them?

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They produce the cars in Mexico and China, so the cars are technically imported.

Our Fords and Toyotas are more Mexican than our Toyotas and Hondas.

What is ghibli?

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Fords and Chevys*

Cars are covered by USMCA though, which he said he'd respect a while ago, I think.

Too many letters for me to remember. dysgraphia makes me bad at spelling of the cuff and my computer doesn't autocomplete YWNBAW for some reason.

how can you do this to me? i care for you and i'm doing my best. and i'm a better man than you could hope for otherwise, that's me saying the quiet part out loud. yes i'm hurt and lashing out. stop playing games with me, stop cheating yourself. take this opportunity, you're hurting and disappointing me like you cannot imagine. it could be so different. this is real life, not a game.

Still a lot of shit produced outside the US mainly China.

the quiet part out loud

oh you called her 'mud brown'? based

Are these all AI generated?

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abe sama i did it
i had sex
i hope you were watching

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I'm assuming fear pff retaliatory tariffs by the rest of the world. Tesla unaffected as normal because it doesn't actually deal in car but hopes and dreams

Fascinating

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Everything is ghibli

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These are crazy

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is there a ghibli al green?

futures

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donald pump nooo....

I guess ChatGPT ai art is pulling ahead

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Shinzo was smiling in this pic actually

NVDA

A temporary suspension of convertibility into gold

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How come futures aren't reacting that much to the new tariffs?

Because I haven't posted

Futures

yet

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Traders who have been paying dearly to ship copper to America before US President Donald Trump imposes import tariffs on the metal now face a high-stakes race to get shipments there in time

Probably on chinese ships that Trump wants to levy to build up the own US built fleet,

oopsie we turned the wrong corner and had to ship around south america

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Wonder if this is an opportunity to short.

Because of new slop

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These are so fucking good lol

omg we might actually hit the image limit

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New bread

never mind
stupid canadians

nobody wants to settle for less than they want. especially in love. especially the first time. but i had plenty of great offers that i passed on too. felt smart at the time because nobody got hurt. learned with time what a mistake i had made. you never do actually feel the heartache or pain of regret, you're right about that. you just feel lonely. day in and day out. i'm capable of more than you know, have more to offer than you realize. i'm asking more of you than you're ready for but you're a big girl and can handle the challenge. trust my word this once and get in touch with me.

That would be good

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