Redpill me on living in a van

Your last resort as a human, on your way to becoming a gypsy.

No space.
No insulation.
Very little protection in general.

Jewish psyop for retards to accept never owing a home and justify being a loser.

fun for a week then really really shitty

Horrible protection against invasion, thieves, elements.
Horrible experience with anything that requires plumbing or high current electricity.

It’s fun if you’re under 30

it's comfy at first but then everything starts to reek of ballsack

PODLIFE

lll

Enjoy pumping $300,000 at minimum into maintenance and usage of a shitty mobile home, just buy a random plot of land and drop a 50,000 trailer on it lol

If i lived in a warm country, i would buy a small chunk of land and live in a 5th wheel trailer year round.

this

No insulation.

Just add insulation.

No space.

Doesn't really affect anyone who wants to be a minimalist. Usually big enough for two people to bug around.

Very little protection in general.

Armor it with steel plates.

Let me blackpill you

lingering smells

moisture

waste dumping

crazy fuel costs

no place to fucking park

Just add insulation.

It goes below -40 every winter where I live.

no place to fucking park

Lol just find a parking lot

It goes below -40 every winter where I live.

Uhh... add more insulation.

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Is the hideous interior decour so necessary? I can imagine that carpet has never been cleaned and smells of dog's anus.

better living than being a domesticated human living in a city where the only purpose of your existence is to fuel the capitalistic machine so that the top 1000 people can suck you dry

The idea is really fun. The reality is if you plan on actually living and sleeping overnight in your van it will begin to smell awful in a matter of days. You won't notice it because it's your own sweat and body odor but outsiders will. And that doesn't even include how your clothes and bed sheets will smell.
Also, it fucking sucks after a while. Like, really fucking sucks. It's cramped and you have to keep up with van maintenance.
Also, pooping. Taking shits at camp ground toilets, gas stations, a bucket, or digging a hole in dirt to take a shit is miserable.
I can go on but you assholes don't care.

capitalistic machine

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I understand the desire to go monk-mode to avoid paying living taxes to the Jew, but if you have the option, it's better to do it this way

With a trailer on a plot of land in a remote area, you get something resembling your own domain, which you do not have if you live in a vehicle. The downside is that it's more of a commitment to living there because you can't just drive off whenever you want, but I think it's worth the downside. Do NOT fall for >muh property tax meme, your property tax on a trailer in the middle of nowhere is literally $30 per year, and the Jew won't come after you if you don't pay it because he'll lose money exerting the effort.

I am curious, Anon. I did this for a week once and I hated it, the the places I saw were worthwhile. Did you do this out old necessity?

becoming a gypsy

stop with hungarian hate!

nah, nomadic living is a godly way of living.

pro: you can move your residence away from niggers with absolute minimum effort. best in class nigger avoidance.
seriously if it's unincorporated land an insulated, off-grid, van-or-larger building is like $1k max. you can count the building materials on two hands. watch some bob villa or somethin if you need to learn.

pro: best in class residence cleaning capabilities, air out regularly, car-interior-cleaning stations exist everywhere.

Yea god loves rootless fags that wonder the country side, looking for glory holes

It’s based and a great way to give the middle finger to jews. Very free, very cheap

More expensive than you think it's going to be.

Do NOT fall for >muh property tax meme, your property tax on a trailer in the middle of nowhere is literally $30 per year, and the Jew won't come after you if you don't pay it because he'll lose money exerting the effort.

So jewish it’s insane. They’ll take your property over a few hundred dollars of unpaid taxes, and that’s even in the middle of a place like North Dakota. The tax jew is everywhere all the time, and eternal.

jewish psyop to destroy Whites. Imagine if a Zogbot could tow away your house then arrest you for not having anywhere to sleep that night.

t. Kike

Only a Kike doesn’t want you to experience freedom

They do that to people with unpaid property taxes, among other things. What a fucking joke

Big upfront IF you want lower long term costs, yeah. I did the research a bit. For maximum comfy, you need a piece of land with RV hookups already in place. Depending on the location, you also need a small building to park the RV in during storms. Can't just be a cheap metal shack either. It's about as much as a home to get all set up (200-400 grand or so). At that point, just buy the home.

In -40 degrees, that person would be dead.
You can't have exposed skin.

t. Turbo kike

Only a turbo kike would equate a rootless meaningless existence with freedom

most places homes are off limits for repossession, they'll lien the fuck out of it though.

imagine wasting $70k on a van, when you could have put a down payment on a house or land.hrh22

You WILL get robbed by one of the other poor, desperate, insane people that aren't necessarily #vanlife

Yeah goyim, cowboys and Indians had it rough answering to the jew all the time

Lmao
Lies lies and more jewish lies

Vanning season starts next month here in New England.

get a flat

house cant move

park house wrong

someone tows your home

i dont know why you would choose to live portably and then insist on staying in a city. that's just so contradictory.

why live in a van when you could permanent tourist (border hop) comfy cheap tropical central america. it is a meme that these countries are dangerous. the meme is meant to keep you slaving away in cold shithole USA. obviously stay out of cartel warzone areas and drug port cities. i pay 1/10th of what it costs to live in the USA and enjoy turquoise water beaches and never eat slop.

take the beanpill

Looks comfy as long as you have vidya and internet

Based. Hope you get laid and have a rockin season brother

Yeah goyim, never build community or family or attachments to anything

central american/carribean houseboat life probably > van life but boats are way worse on maintenance.

can you even get away with not even knowing Spanish though? i've thought about it, i'm just retarded when it comes to learning other languages lmao

Ah, see? It was never about freedom for you. Just a tricky jew way of convincing the goyim to build up a tax farm for globohomo to move shitskin invaders in to

Too many spics

yes goyim, family? Community? Property? All tax tricks oy vey

go watch 40 hours or so of the CheapRVLiving channel on Youtube, after going through like 10 different van options, finally ended up with a Subaru Forester with the 100% repair insurance package, ForestyForest is the only one who seems to have it figured out but he is all about trekking in wilderness

youtube.com/results?search_query=cheaprvliving foresty forest

community

doesnt exist anymore. in central america, yes, but not in USA outside of the amish. here if you steal something, the entire town gets their pitchforks and exiles you.
houseboat? no thanks. rent is about $300 a month for a really nice place in a beach town. a plate with too much good food to eat in an entire day is $7 (and that is in overpriced beach town)
yes, of course. in fact most gringos here dont speak much spanish. any educated latino person speaks english or wants to learn. there are apps for translating things and you quickly pick up the easy things like when cashier says "do you need a bag?
it somehow feels like fewer than in the states. ticos (costa ricans) are truly a kind, warm, formal people. you can stay where you are though, kek, i dont care. tropical beaches arent for everyone lmao

It's crazy how each vandweller has to custom fabricate his home's interior, learning multiple trades in the process. Imagine how popular a mass-produced sleepable daily driver would be. Not an RV or 4wd or any camping setup, but designed from the ground up to be a vandweller pod. Me thinks the only reason it doesn't exist is because it would eat into Blackrock and boomers extravagant rent seeking. Seems like something else the Chinese will eventually do. You know, making products for customers to buy, no BS.

tiny space

good luck finding a dump station

die from carbon monoxide poisoning

cops chase you away because you're a vagrant

get robbed

good luck finding parts for that old clunker

shitty fuel mileage

kids set you on fire for a laugh

you will never ever get laid again

has to

you can't mass-produce customization, but some properly sized bare chassis meant to be customized...? you'd basically just get a van.

Enjoy having your organs harvested for rich jews

Cops will tell you to fuck off.
Or they will throw you in jail and impound your house.

Imagine how popular a mass-produced sleepable daily driver would be. Not an RV or 4wd or any camping setup, but designed from the ground up to be a vandweller pod.

The old 1969 VW Van was good for that, affordable and cheap to drive and maintain, I still see lots of the Westfalia type VW vans around, they are underpowered and unsafe in collisions, but are a good size and mpg, price of gas now really cuts down on the van options, I see so many fewer big RVs on the road than 20 years ago, not many people are going on long road trips with 8mpg vehicles and 5$ gas

tropical beaches aren't for everyone

& they aren't for me. Give me grey skies, forests, and mountains. I hate sand and I hate warm weather.

I worked with a guy who did this. His setup was pretty comfy but the fucking smells. His van stunk and he smelt bad 90% of the time. It wasn't filthy either he kept the place clean, it just had this musty, BO smell to it all the time.

niggers will jack you and take your shit

anything too big to steal they will just wreck

happy for you then. it should be pointed out however that parts of central america, especially costa rica, are grey, forested and cold. most of the country lives at over 1000m altitude.
what if i am the rich jew. also, its funny that you think you are protected from that in the USA.

Don't live in your van. Just take it vanning/camping.

How does a literal trailer trash have the IQ to use internet? They are evolving.

Its always a good time and its 99%+ white and >1% other. A rarity for a hobby/community to not be taken over by wokeness and non whites. I hope it stays that way. And the hippies don't count they are always like that.

I am imagining you go for a van that has actually been modified so you have insulation, a cooking area, bed and maybe a way to clean and shit. But honestly I always found it easy to shit outside idk why people make a big deal out of that.

They're called conversion vans amd they come that way.

Why not buy a $100k RV on credit with solar panels and go live out in the woods and then just disappear?

The gas costs as much as rent anyways.

I am a massive pussy!

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zero political power and zero wealth

Yeah not a solution for everyone to become gypsies