/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #454

Which fishtank star have you been psychologically torturing into suicide lately, /ftl/?

currently having maladaptive daydream of how I would advance culture for s4

Cole, Ted, and Claire as the main cast against an inhospitable and hostile environment. Burt playing the Gandalf role and Sodaman as the main antagonist

Kino

TJ really took Sam’s lessons to heart.

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this is now a ClausB thread

pretty good

I almost forgot I ordered a cookie
Hopefully it's in that Wendy bag somewhere

Wtf. They gave me oatmeal rasin

Oatmeal rasian is based

The subway: where time slows down, and thoughts speed up.

Threw in Cole amongst a cast of shitters

Not sure if based or cringe

choco chip is more baseder

Will he go down as the best to ever do it?

We need to not be giving in to the desire to create wretched and twisted works, always aim toward beauty even if you fall short.

Coal is only above Ted among the shitters listed.

tired of these uncreative ass OPs

random boring pic of TJ

"TJ edition"

fuck you OP. the next thread better be CLEVER

benji has always been a shit baker

I’m not watching or listening to that let me know if she accuses Jon or the groypers of rape

My foot hurts and you guys didn't send me beer and popcorn money.I am upset

Klaus OPs are better

With the number of times he's baked, there should of at least been one interesting one but noooooo

when does letty go live

Official /ftl/ Prayer List
(Please pray for God's help for those involved, his compassion and his divine healing of the afflicted where needed)
• Betty - help her successfully gain some weight and avoid weirdos while she's doordashing
• Claire - give her the strength to make more podcasts and refine them. Just help her do anything creative really.
• Binx - help her meet her subscriber goals so twitch pays her fairly.
• Abi - help her get a job or stream or do anything productive so she's not just smoking weed and drinking all day
• Josie - help her gain the wisdom and resolve to stay away from weird grifters
• Letty - give her the strength to stream more and be less lazy
• Jon - Help him come to Jesus and be more of a real Christian and not just someone who says he is and doesn't follow through with his actions.
• CK - help her not freeze to death if she hasn't already and get her mental health issues under control, also not get pimped out

In Jesus name we ask that you help the above as needed and direct them via your will through the valley of the shadow and on to better things.

Amen.

if he keeps at it there's a lot left to do

I will send you money next time I bake a thread and it gets ignored but you're gonna have to put some work in for it

Buy RetardedAPR guys. It will kill your 9-5 because you're going to kill yourself as it goes to zero. Don't even need money if you're dead.

As long as it isn't dancing and fhcking up my foot

Is that what she's shilling now? Her voice annoys me so I couldn't listen for more than a minute

Pray that Jon comes out of the closet so he can stop cnc sodomizing women’s anuses while secretly pretending they’re a slightly retarded and slandered chinese man who he knew for a week so he can live a happy life as a self hating right wing homosexual.

Best move is to claim himself as bisexual, but he'll likely double down and try to manuever this as some lapse in judgement and claim he's going harder in his Christianity to help him

We need to be weaponizing cryococks

read the white papers!

goofy scammer bitch. the ATH is almost 100 dollars (in fucking October) and now it's at 2.25 btw

Is Burt aware that his dick isn't big?

The bbc meme is all the black community has don't ruin it for them

now that I think about it, it's likely that cryokeen has made more off of crypto in his one day of extremely retarded leverage trading than this "expert" has in her entire life

Xiomara Crashing out hard saying the women were exploited and the men weren't lmao

mara, timothy, and pedro bleau were all planning ahead to backstab jon

Jon should have stayed loyal to Jet

jet is not a weal man

jon couldn't tell mexican jet was evil when it's comically obvious. just another of jon's adventures

Nina on this cam

kick.com/bennymack

She's still on the bus after getting "banned" by Ice Poseidon

Letty won

Women are princesses and must be treated with the utmost respect

Men are garbage and must endure horrors and pain beyond imagination

sounds like a fetish
we're all so fucked man

i thought i could be an engineer

didn’t she show off her tummy on cam?

This
All male fagtank should make aushwitz look like disneyland

I wanted to be an astronaut

Please buy my NFTs

This thread fucking SUCKS

we need jet and he lets us down everyday

I blame benleaks

and jet

isnt this guy a shadi simp?

"slut" is gender neutral

so?

i feel kinda sad seeing shadi hanging out with losers who just use her a female fatty for laughs. You're better than this shadi. You deserve to respect yourself.

she's having fun

You're better than this shadi.

she's really not. the crypto scammer bitch is saying right now that shadi and van are involved in some really shady shit and van keeps minors hanging around

Any update on the Ice/Letty drama today?

jezza will never move on

Sweaty naked MMA practice with Claire

shadi and van are involved in some really shady shit

like what?

where is the letty disstrack, claire

this is all according to an angry psycho scammer but drugs, gooning, minors, scamming
she's making van out to be a really bad and shady guy and shadi is in deep with him

Hopefully this ensures safe passage to Cryo Island

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hadrian belove mentioned

Beware Cryo's Basilisk

Johnny Somali and Alex Novell are taking over Worst Korea. Loli Mindset grinds his teeth as we speak

Ty I am Muppet Protected now

sounds like ADL and fishtank

the only person with the willingness and ability to make recaps of powtank chooses to make gregtank recaps instead

I take it that powtank must really suck them

van is adl

Shadi was having threesomes with Ethan and Ivy on ADL
All of Claire's friends are whores

Mary and Kevin had the sex

nonsense, they even copied bits and did them worse

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everyone got gooned

ADL WAS A COCAINE ADDERAL ALCOHOL XANAX COVID SEX ORGY HOUSE

shadi the party favor

The raccoons have returned

recaps of Powtank

There are only three, maybe 3.5 days of it that are worth viewing, because Claire left early. Just watch the show, silly.

we need to be repo'ing prefab sheds from white trash methamphetamine tweaker

youtu.be/B5qoJ8lRopQ

Who

This is disturbed you’re fucked up, love Shadi. Some of you really think so lowly of me it’s painfully insulting to me and my own intelligence.

I miss Ethan lowkeezy

is van gooning minors and selling them drugs shadi

Ethan

Kevin

Ivy

who???

Yes btw
He’s a little retarded but I’m good company

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are you retarded? there's a space going on right now and there's like four people saying this shit, not me
jump on and defend yourself if it isn't true (it is)

What

Mara’s space? What does that have to do with with me

Yes Shadi join up

based beaner

Do regular people even care about fishtank anymore? It seems like everyone has moved on aside from literal dickriders.
When is it time to sunset the project?

they've been talking about you and mary and van and you trying to bring in a 17 year old that you hang out with that van goons and that basically you got passed around and were getting high with mary the entire show
they even said jon blew the budget on being you booze lol

He’s a sweetie

down syndrome

It's a good question. Seems like for every person that moves on 2 more zoomers get hooked on the show

*buying you booze

They said u had a threesome

i'm sleepy bros

regular people don't watch fishtank

oh no a 19 year old drank alcohol

A 19 year old CHILD

That's like insane yo

It has maybe a quarter of the viewers it did during season 1, but it still has paypigs so I doubt they end it anytime soon. Get ready for more Burt and Greg kino!

I don't know how anyone in good conscience can support Jon after he allowed a 19, almost 20-year-old former stripper who smoked weed legally throughout the show to swipe some alcohol. Unbelievable dereliction of his responsibility to oversee a safe environment. Does he have no Idea what alcohol can do to an underage drug addict like that?

she isnt even 19

hi shadi

Kek is she.. 18? She's at least 17? Look at those honkers

Well That was a very entertaining and educational space

Xiomara HATES Jon and ADL kek

evening all, how we doin

Nothing child like about those titties

Hiiii

the gooned

van is a piece of shit, this is common knowledge.

Asian Josie mogs Mexican Josie

asian josie is gooned, mexican josie is a saint.

you never believed this for a second

they basically accused shadi of being van's ghislaine maxwell and she barely defended herself or van. I really thought you would take up for yourself, especially when that crazy crypto bitch started talking over you

powtank was too tragic/somber to have a recap, too

fuck she has the deep voice of a troon

that awkward silence when shadi came in and then the switch up on the tone of the conversation was pretty funny though. and them being so paranoid that they thought van sent you

How can you guys still simp at this point? You should be jaded as fuck unless you're newfriends:

Josie.

Dumb as a rock. Only attracts the most degenerate age regression Discord lurkers.

Letty

Left her fanbase hanging up to dry to do drugs.

Betty

Coomer psycho that puts out depressive content and attracts even worse degens that Josie.

Tayleigh

Ditched both a good streaming career and crochet business for some dick, despite having an audience, which can be the hardest to get at the start.

Taylor

Gold digging casino fiend.

Trish

Fucked off for good. Happy for her.

Summer

The Raped

Abi

The Groomed
I could go on and on. Fishtank destroys the veil over you eyes that makes you put bitches on a pedestal, yet you keep coming for more. These women offer little to no entertainment value and don't care about you, yet you would fight tooth and nail for them.
Satan puts you through struggles so you can raise above it, not fall victim to it.
Don't be a simp.

van is so busy he can't even brush his teeth!

this app took me like an hr to fill out and now i need to do a fucking video just ugh

give me one reason why i should be jaded.

jacob/letty gave tj alcohol poisoning and ruined pwotank due to jealousy

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truuuuuu

Despite being an attention whore I really really like summer
Also her real name is Nicole but she doesn't like that name

that's her government name

Who's the LEAST fucked up/cruel/insane woman from fishtank? Only counting the mainline ones like fish and notable freeloaders like Abi, not randoms who showed up for like a day.

Sam Hyde is now BANNED in America

Probably Josie. She's just a dumb giant who's into ponies.

Uhhh probably Trish even tho she's nontent

Josie

Bitch is tapped

Trish or Taylor. Maybe Payton if she stops pretending to be gay.

eps are on pause until march to make them better

Will God forgive us?

We are God.

shadi like a melody in my head that i cant keep on got me singin like

we need to be stealing copper wire and shilling crypto rug pulls

Stop being such a negative asshole you loser

Things are dire

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Josie I'm sorry for all the mean things I've said about you over the years. I finally see you're a nice girl who just wants to entertain. Please forgive me

Thinking about paying a girl to lick my balls and asshole

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based schizo

Here are my tinder matches. Which one should I message, /ftl/?

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Thinking about sucking my own willard

Those are all bots

all australians are bots, even if you meet them IRL

ya NPCs

like that predator pimp Kalib Solbeck

If you see him call him a Nigger

jon can't keep sucking away with it!

my pussy is rock hard

why is Nina travelling all across creation if she still refuses to stream

Ice banned her
She can't stream

he doesn't have the ability to do that

He's the king of irl

You are the king of homosexuality

***King of /ftl/

We need to be making nontent

I have a feeling S4 will be the best season yet

youre a delusional piece of shit and youll always be lonely

please make these nightmares stop

oh my sweet sca-pa-bi-bi-ty child they haven't even started yet

please make the nightmare start

look they’re twinning! what an awesome collab

Cryo or some say Cryokeen

taylor streamed gambling slop two days in a row and fucked off exactly at the 2 hour mark both times. streaming just to fulfill a contract, grim

she so cute bros

sheep so cute bros

Based schizo

God bpd demon women are so hot.
I know jet is gay because after hearing these voice mails he didn't immediately drive to the hospital and impregnate her.

already watched i love it i love it i love it

why would she stream with freaks like you watching

I feel like people only talk about her to get you to reply. I don't think anyone really cares anymore besides you desu

Holy fuck I'm rock hard watching this. I NEED sex with Shadi desu.

I want to put Claudia's head in a hydraulic press and squeeze all the grease and oils out of her face

LOL

keep it greasy

you dont even know who i am and also they were writing about her earlier for no reason

Mara getting mad at kissing sammy

Shadi gooned TJ

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Payton vs Frank > Tayleigh vs Trish < Vance vs Mauro

Vance vs Mauro is the best one

Mauro vs Dumbgay was tops

Vance vs Mauro

I don't remember that at all, was that season 1?

yeah they did a slap fight

scott race realism video leaked gofile.io/d/x1ppji

finally.

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scott sullivan critical mma theory

And so are we

Sam Hyde moves from Gumroad to his own website

doubles the paywall fee in doing so

his first "comedy" skit released after weeks is some guys sitting in an office that cuts back and forth with AI cartoons from Anon Babble

that's the entire bit

Can we get Extreme Peace now please?

You will get slop and you will like it, peasant.

Welcome back CK we hope you are doing okay. While you did inspire me to start streaming more often I've also discovered being entertaining on camera for views isn't everything. I love my cat and looking at good movies and beautiful nature. I need to start gardening again too.

Florida my retarded non verbal gibberish imbecile beloved

shadi and abi raped TJ in the shower

what did she mean by this

So the whole video was because scott was being insecure about black guys being good at sports

anyone else got their fishtank application viewed? it says mine got viewed on a tv somehow. how can they click an unlisted youtube link on a tv?

claire?

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He said the exact opposite of that. Brown people like you have a hard time understanding things I don't blame you

Foot to foot with Jet Neptune, toes interlocked
Experiencing the true intimacy of Jet taking his 20k shoes off

It's just a video that needs a link to be viewed so they could easily cast it to a TV or whatever

lol ok he is NOT insecure you heard that?

where can i find more info on applying?

with neptune interlinked

goofy ass k rap lol

link is on the fishtank twitter

cozy nontent

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I got a lot of sleep and i'm very excited to go see a movie in real life

It's loud asf in that bar sadly

when did they stop caring about copyrighted music ??

Kick is the anti Twitch (which just had a copyright purge) as long as you don't rape dp drugs or kill someone on cam a lot of things are fine.

youtube kind of allows it too ip2 people will straight up have "audio donations" or whatever or at least they did back in the rv7 8 days etc

Marky Rockers in The House Tonight

Slam Some Adderal And Have A Good Time

Jon's ADL Made Ya Lose Your Mind

FishTank Season 4 is Gonna Be A Really Good Time

I just wanna

Shitpost

dadadadadeedadeoodeodpododpodpp

Letty talking to some new korean and she suddenly giggly n shit

summer, who raped you?

n-not sam

n-not jet

n-not ben

then who?

i can't tell

so it was Hadrian who did it!

Scott here, probably going to end it all soon. Just want to say thanks for the laughs

probably Jimmy and Shinji
It was CNC MMF type shit

i always see vance with a ponytail when i see this thumbnail

and now i notice the filename, kill me

np

I always find it hard to talk about shit in bars

Its either full on dance party or keeping the music super low. Like why is you yelling at me about the most inane bs ever why is you leaning on me talking in my ear and shit

A warrior died today.

1-4

Specially when on a date or whatever. The night just becomes this weird ass flirting ping pong bro I know you want this little brown dingus its ok, why you gotta act uncomfortable about me ignoring you im vibing to this progressive reggeaton beat

urs tits go nuts

guetto curramba guetto curramba

NYHC Ben the greatest one off fishtank character

Hed die in a real pit tho

RIP Scott Sullivan MMA

Tetas de la goblina

no more scotty and shinji type shit

i wouldnt know i've never been on a date

obamna soda rip

theres nothing to know

where is the shinji merch

reminder

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GPT, turn this image of Claire Podcast in a retard cap into a Studio Ghibli inspired illustration

i ruse...

jimmy's helmet

brb roping

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Claire told me over AIM that she loves ADL

i like how now one talks about chairy in these threads. I'm still gooning, though.

its on sight with Norway anon

banned Luxxie, is a tj maxxer and betrayed Tay

Go Outside
Touch Grass
Don't Drown

I'm going on an adventure /ftl/ :)

my health low as per my ID

still thugging

u look like u could use a drink

cryo you should do disneyland vlogs, i'd watch that

PayPal me nigguh I have enough money for a movie ticket a bus ticket and a ferry ticket that's it

I haven't had a drink in 8 days btw I'm very proud

If you want me to drink, you must pay the NEET. I'll even do a X video FTL shoutout

DisneyLand is far away and semi expensive (hotels and flights) but I'd do it.

why do you spend your money on dumb shit

Nvm I can't access my PayPal on the Mainland tho if u send me money specific ally for drinking ill pick something up next week. Trying to make a rule where I don't buy alcohol from the store on the island

anyways whats the tea with shadi? i listened to the space but it seemed like a whole lotta talk about not very much

i want a day in the life of cryo video, vlog your entire day from the moment you wake up

no idea who that is

well u see she's fat

Nothing, they just hating on shadi and jon

The biggest mistake in fishtank history was not getting FX footage during Bitchtank for an edit

betrayed Tay

How?

this is cryo here waking up at noon i just fucked my cat we're getting ready to go buy alcohol might fuck it again before i hop on the ferry maybe see a movie and get my drink on and fuck my cat when i get home i love my mom this is cryocumpoop comin at you live with cryocumpooptent

it's a Leah and Julianna in the Cell episode

exactly

Only sane post ITT

Never besmirch Violeta ever the fuck again faggot

im happy for trish

Shut up nigger

For Your Faggot Editing Pleasure

This train must be over 300 cars long

fishtank S3.5: hungry games-cryo island edition

Thank You. Lmao. Can you put the Third Reich behind me?

You know it. As soon as my foot fully heals I'll do more outdoor blogging and scouting for CryoHunger Games 1.0 it'll be soooo much better than Fishtank and power tank and ADLtank it'll be sooo guuud guys omg ong

whenever I see this obese jewish loser I thank the lord and realize my life is great and how bad things could be

JET MAKE THE CALL

I feel the same about you bud

You're also gonna exercise a lot more and you'll refrain from eating garbage

We need to be making pooptent

drinking beer should be a joy. people that can’t follow this should be going away.

cryo get your mom to start posting

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cryo is a golem and you guys are abetting his disgusting behavior. this is like observing a terror cell in real time.

Production told me to

i just want his mom to post

i want to BE cryo

you’ll look back on it with regret and sadness, no good can come from this creature

but what if we can mediate a better relationship between them so cryo doesnt have to kill himself when his mom dies. we need to be making sure cryo lives a full life

we need to be coddling nontent

why does claire turn into a 4 year old, was that part of the prompt

Cryo becomes the Fishtank house elf

you are fucking gay

wow no fun

the AI saw the head to body ratio and assumed she was a baby

i enjoy looking out for you all

she's minor coded

ITS
MOTHER FUCKIN
TAY DAY

TOMODACHI LIFE 2 ANNOUNCED. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

claire is a beautiful woman

how are we going to celebrate claire's fifth birthday

apple bobbing at crackle barrel

Dumb question here. I dont have transportation. And no longer drive due to eye disease. Does anyone have a pencil sharper I can borrow. Or would anyone be willing to pick one up for me. I dont want to pay Uber for something so small.

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nana update

bye pedophiles

child*

He sounds awesome.

we WILL have ClabiHouse

luxxie banned? no wonder I'm the only nigga in here talking about Tomodachi Life 2

So when's the new season? 6 months have passed.

i feel like cryokeen
he eats poop right

6 months have not passed from either the beginning or end of season 3.

Maybe in your timezone

she moggin' the old brown Z

there's 2 Norways one is based and the other cringe

too many people these days completely disregard other countries' time zones. so inconsiderate

He eats poop, abuses his family, and posts penises online. That you?

who ease… za nemezis… of kanye wes?

cryokeen I think you should unironically take sam hyde's life advice and start lifting right now. between being fat, a booze hound, a constant gooner, and 40, your t levels are probably undetectable which is really bad for you mentally and physically

baiting lux into giving herself a 2 week vacation is one of the most based things anyone has ever done in these threads

is this a simpable mid? I can't simp for Naz anymore she likes chez

yeah kinda

she has a bf

Literally every part of that is based as hell though.

Qrd?

True actually I gotta kneel

she looks like she's hiding some kids somewhere too

it was beautiful

Ugly bitter old bitch, she was basedraging about trapmoneyqueen while looking like this

it was pretty funny

based get your mom to start posting

If you watch and post about Tayleigh's stream today you will be cursed to a life of self-harm and endless humiliation rituals.

lubecooch state of mind

nifty for ip2

zzzz

disgusting

What did the clairepedo making claire a ai child mean by that

ywnbaw

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she's marky coded

mara overdosed bant in a wrong time, during hadrain schizo theories, and because she doesnt like jan and van, jon and von, she also believed in some bant theories about van/shadi - abi (i dont think they were talking about it, but if you believe that someone is doing bad things, then you will believe in other theories about this person doing other bad things)
and people who were with her are just fags
what i think

was the mexican always a tayleigh simp or is this a recent development from his failing mental state?

he’s a tjmaxxer with a “gimmick”

i was the first to reprimand brazil for sending gay men to Jordans house

hiring is just shit now because of macro stuff, it's expected.
fed is lightening up though.
[YouTube] LIVE: Fed Chair Jerome Powell press conference after interest rate decision (embed)

here's the fed chair talking about it
because there hasn't been significant layoffs they haven't felt stressed to support the labor market so we've just had the low hiring limbo for a while

nigger is reposting my posts from other threads here that is not right

a grimmick

*letty laugh* hhehehe

those posts are your property. you should send a downey cease and desist to mexico

felipe downey justice mma

What the schnitzel

me when my son's ex gf calls him abusive on the internet

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u him?

Manifesting anal cancer for all *ryofags, Cl*irejeets, and Sh*diniggers.

Plaq
Bald
Forcefedbear
Spectator

Pour one out for em

Nope!

bitches stay pressed
bitches stay mad

they sent gay guys to my dying grandpa's house

They're still there but under different usernames

Sucks to be you!

the gay guys are still at my grandmas house but they're under different usernames

Check out this sneak peek of Hitsuji! Get ready for epic streams, wild adventures, and unforgettable moments!

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Mitsubishi Kawasaki

still not sure if this is a bit or an actual serious thing she's doing

Watching the Xio space

Bitch got worked into a shoot by the Lost Waller storyline

still dimes tho

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Hitsuji

isn't that shinjis last name or something

The spiritual death of /ftl2/ is irrecoverable

probably real and josiecels will keep declining

Someone asks if tay will collab with ____

tay makes face of obvious disgust

says "uh....i dont really know her"

makes me kek every time she does this

I thought his last name was kawasaki
shinji kawasaki.

that's hilarious! what an entertainer
she should be on snl

if he didn't have a popular anime name he would have never been cast

tldr on xiomara space?

a 19 year old CHILD drank alcohol

She hating Jon and sammy, fuck that swut

based

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she was just a baby
Jon stole her innocence

new

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Both of them are just kids

I hope Goku and Naruto got accepted for season 4