W shape recovery edition
Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
Charts/Screeners/Data:
tradingview.com
finviz.com
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
Live Streams:
newslive.com
livestreamy.net
Options:
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com
optionistics.com
Calendars:
marketwatch.com
earningswhispers.com
chabad.org
cmegroup.com
Boomer Investing:
bogleheads.org
sec.gov
Misc smg:
portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com
dividendchannel.com
brokerchooser.com
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The dumping will continue as long as baggies keep coping.
I have disappointment
cartoons owe me sex
Feel free to screencap it then.
AZO will benefit from the tariffs
Baka
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Market "faker and gayer than ever", say experts
it's le nothingburger
buy le dip
it's le generational bottom
*dumps*
i wanna know
have you ever seen your gains
coming down on a blood red day
The worst part about CCW is that it was all written by a literal communist kike living in San Francisco.
communist
lives in one of the most expensive cities
you never find a communist in blue collar areas where people need to actually work for a living
not arguing the rest of it, but john fogerty's not jewish
They changed his early life section. He has jewish ancestry.
This one actually looks ok
san francisco wasn't always the way it is now. and this guy you're replying to is a liar through and through. fogerty is irish, he worked at a car wash, he's not from san francisco and he's not a communist at all. that guy is just filled with hate and blaming his failings on others, and the truth is no obstacle to his pathetic objective.
the southern accents are fake though.
youtube.com
The tariffs shall continue until morality improves
I hope these tariffs trigger the biggest financial crisis since 2008. Markets have been getting too boring for me.
Its real
interesting. I had just contemplated the same on my drive home. No new cars means old cars become prevelant, old cars need car parts more than new cars. They also have a high USMCA compliance over AAP or ORLY.
biznezz and finanz
mfw the heckin funny ghibli maymay is already stale
All I wanted to do was make a Ghibli version of this image, but no
closed half my AAP straddle (paper trade) for a 12.5% profit. I really expected the move closer to april 2nd but thisll do. I still have some of it w/ a longer expiration thats itm.
ALL THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE SAY HOE
I need some nippo nipples in my mouth.
as cute as they are their nipples are brown, not even white girl brown. its really off-putting as fair skinned as they are.
Is this all you got bobo?
david soxl is a disgrace.
Could you imagine how psycho men would be if our bathing suits just covered the tips of our dicks and we weren't capable of building things?
It makes sense women are irrational psychos the way they are.
I know. I've had Asian girlfriends. They're the best. They go absolutely nuts over your dick in a way white girls won't.
i hope my wife's nips go back to pink after this, cos brown ain't it for me
I'll say my iron mining stock has not been pricing in a global recession.
edition.cnn.com
Samsung Electronics co-CEO Han Jong-Hee died from cardiac arrest on Tuesday, according to a spokesperson for the South Korean tech giant. Han was 63.
BULLISH
my coal mining stock has been pricing in me being a retarded baggie
the vax claims another one
Kek my short on TSLA got heemed a bit too hard
this is why I couldnt trust you
doing the Bogdanoff Trade
I made like 40% from holding ASTL calls over the week Trump said he'd do tariffs on Canada. I didn't expect Trudeau to cave in less than 24 hours lol.
they made on over on pol for me
Trying to test Oil on a demoaccount
Oil literally does not move
really at my limit today. gonna take my nap. portfolio is starting to act right but feeling i could blow up about other things. can't do that though. trying to be kind despite how much i'm being tested, how little reciprocity i get. not easy but things that are worth it never are. congratulations on your victory today. not a fair battle at all but you can think yourself the bigger person if you twist things around enough, all i want is to care for you and love you and for you to like it though, and fighting that is the wrong choice.
Based, thanks
man if I had legged out of my gme straddle I would probably be a SEXtillionaire
this makes no sense. the seazun ning meme comes from african americans not nigger baboons in the jungles
SHUT THE FUCK UP, (S)HE DOES NOT WANT YOU. ACCEPT IT, GET OVER IT. STOP BEING A FUCKIN STALKER, GROOMER (except your beard) AND COOMER
you say groom like it is a bad thing. yes she needs a lot of grooming. it wasn't a negative word until psychos like you got ahold of it. she's very rough around the eges and needs careful molding. and whether you're right or not, hearts change. she's apprehensive and nervous but this is no hopeless cause. would be for a lesser man but that isn't me. i know what i can offer and she's too smart not to consider it. goodnight for now.
coreweave IPO reportedly tomorrow niggyvideo brothers
I feel like it's about time Nasdaq went straight down 1%
is project 2025 delayed or something?
The company specializes in providing cloud-based AI computing power and has seen significant revenue growth, although it also faces challenges related to high customer concentration and ongoing losses.
not even profitable
this shit is not worth 47 dollars
Gold bros. won
lmao
just got a 1100 elo on chess.com
things are turning around
So you're Baggie's new persona?
when is the OF IPO? I need it for my recession proof portfolio of HIMS and GRND.
im just using it to get out of niggerviddy with the retard pump, will just trade futures from now on lmao
trump embraced the just stop caring pepe decades ago.
Client just discovered my business through ChatGPT
I found a couple businesses I work with through chatgpt too
I need to go to Japan NOW!
Took my first swing at s.o.y sauce western cuisine. I took some top round cut it into thinner slices and treated it with a bromine based meat tenderizer for 35 mins then pan fried it and mixed mirin, dark s.o.y sauce, and ketchup for a sauce. I'd say the result was pretty good and about half way there, the sauce is supposed to be cooked and I think it has more ingredients than I added.
I need to be put in her mouth or her panties idc which one. Sorry.
Fucking hell I haven't looked at the markets all week due to my damn wageslave job. Gimme the rundown, have we entered a long term crab?
Crabs have broken into most markets, casualty rates approach 90%.
Yeah just more of the same
market pumps
Trump says some dumb shit
market dumps
market decides it was a nothingburger
market pumps
And so forth
What are the chances I called the silver squeeze the day before it happened again?
Until there's a new trail of tears for the new Indians we'll crab forever the way South Africa does.
silver going up is not a squeez-
+2.5%
god DANG why is silver moving like a penny stock
Because gme just dumped -30% and that money's gotta go somewhere
I think we're a close to a year off personally, I do think it will continue to grow from here on though, as it finally reached pre-election numbers.
Faith that Trump would fix the economy isn't high anymore, the honeymoon phase of his new term is over, back to doom.
It's kinda normal for it, also there has been massive movements of pms out of the LMBA over the past few months
shiny rock. simple as.
do you think physical dealers would respect spot price when it moves like that? Imagine the dude you just sold silver to last week comes in wanting close to spot
The crab was always king and we forgot to kneel.
relentless bids returning.
auto tariffs been scrapped already?
It has periods were it settles for a while, but when it moves it fucking moves. Also most people who buy pms aren't looking to sell, ever, so coin shops don't worry to much about that. So I wouldn't be shocked if they would sell for spot.
sell for spot.
buy for spot, my bad
Some of those swords look like they're from the 800's others look like 1200's-1300's and the helmet looks like 1600's.
always has been
Why has smg become so slow and empty lately?
Been mostly away for a while.
short nap today. must be getting healthier. not something i want to give up but would like to wait until late afternoon for it, after market and lunch. portfolio has fully healed, in the green now. wild day as usual. feeling better about other things as well, not positive by any means but i'm forgiving things, letting some stuff go, ready give honey instead of vinegar.
smg's were really slow. Im on both and they both kinda suck. I suppose it is the crab
SPY green or red. call it.
Crab market snips the post count
Too busy with the Ghibli.
A fellow medieval warfare autist. You're my kind of anon.
I deal in swords, AI slop, and buy and hold investment strategies.
yeah AAP was a good trade. Im very happy with my research. Im closing out the second position. I did good.
" I do absolutely nothing "
If I wanted to get a longsword or arming sword, what brand would you recommend?
is EXXON MOBIL ticker XOM a sell right now? big profits. I wanted it to be a longer term hold but the tariff uncertainty is making me... uncertain
that depends on price point.
for longswords from cheap to expensive.
1. swordier.com
2. swordier.com
3. kultofathena.com
for arming swords
1.swordier.com
2.kultofathena.com
I don't deal in swords over a thousand but if you've got the money and the time to wait (12+ months) Albion is the gold standard. If it's your first sword I'd recommend a cheap well made katana to gain an appreciation for a what a sword can do and what will damage it.
romanceofmen.com
Based. Thank you!
Sell.
tax returns and some tiny savings are making me feel good.
i want some market money to gamble. nigvideo moves too slowly and in the wrong direction.
still gonna keep holding i think its good lesson in patience.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Well, how did it go today?
-1.03%
Sold some CCs on a little pump this morning so it wasn't all bad
+0.33%
Fun day, made some money on both puts and calls.
+0.17%, I now have over 10k in SCHD, looking forward to a long divy filled future.
-0.67%
mom made a pizza, no meat of course, it was pretty good, peppers and caramalized onions. she puts on too much cheese and not enough sauce and i've been trying to tell her for ages but she always does it her way. portfolio went back red. oh well. market is a lot like a woman, you have to love them no matter what kind of nonsense they decide they're gonna dish up, because every once in a while the right mood strikes them and they give you the love you deserve, and there's no better feeling.
down day but not as bad as yesterday
And I almost recovered from the Monday
-0.2%
Did no trades today, held everything. Would have been slightly positive if not for the rise of EURUSD which made my US investments lose value.
-4.31% unrealized.
Beating daily inflation
-1%
It appears that I lost money today
Im gonna check my beautiful ira portfolio later
+.5%
The stock market owes me money
every dollar they steal from me is tacklin' fuel
This market fucking sucks
consooomer defensive
Heh. Like clock work
felt like an oddly technical day.
kids in those areas who lean commie always leave when they are old enough; they know they cant survive there
I was up 2.15%
Alright. Took profits on VZ and XOM. Should I cut losses on VTI?
Donald-san...the deregates
Yep, although I'm slacking right now. I'm trading only in the last 2 hours before close.
I bought $400 BEST turbo calls. If market doesn't open green tomorrow I'll be little bit angry at my female market maker.
After hours
youtu.be
Anybody else got that ominous feeling markets will take a NASTY shit come April?
cut losses on VTI?
Hold and add to it for life
Ubisoft has partnered with Tencent to form a new subsidiary valued at $4.3 billion, where Tencent has invested €1.16 billion for a 25% stake. This subsidiary will manage key Ubisoft franchises like Assassin's Creed, Far Cry, and Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, aiming to develop multi-platform game ecosystems. The move is seen as a strategy to protect Ubisoft's valuable IPs while potentially restructuring its business model. Discussions online suggest this could lead to significant changes in control or even the eventual closure of the original Ubisoft if it encounters financial issues, with the new entity holding the valuable IPs and potentially attracting top talent.
Kek lmao those shills praising AC Shadows and claiming it was selling banger numbers all look retarded now.
+$146.58 (+0.15%)
it seems like whenever america dumps my international pumps and vice versa
real estate is acting super schizo cause investors can't make up their mind about interest rates
So they put all the goodies in one basket then burn the rest?
Kek
Didnt buy Rheinmetal
He is looking down on me with shame
good job on another profitable day in a tough market. you are hurting me some with your phrasing, but that's more my fault, i care about you too much maybe. i'm gonna go sit in the sunshine for a while, closest thing i can approximate to a warm hug. hope your day ends well that you have a better mood tomorrow, seems to change from day to to day. "super schizo" to borrow a term. <3
Wait wasn’t the US banning Chinese vidya game companies? How does this work. I also would prefer if chink shit didn’t own rainbow six my beloved
Top fucking kek. I love this timeline
How would that work? Marvel Rivals is one of the top 10 most played games on Steam currently. Current America woldn't take capeshit away from the zoomers, just like they couuldn't take tiktok away.
It's real
twitter.com
couuldn't take tiktok away
What ever happened to that?
Ban, forced company split, etc.?
Nothing, just like the tariffs?
the cholocaust isn't funny
What the fuck
checked, A semi-common trumpist victory.
apparently she had been kicked out for dealing fet before.
trumpist
Don't know what else to call them really, they're not old GOP.
Tortilina BTFO. Send her to Guantanamo or those el Salvadoran gulags. Don’t give her another chance to reenter under the next democrat
Ford motor co. Plummets to levels not seen since December 23rd in tariff fears
this is what the poors believe
Marvel Rivals is very obviously not American. Attractive female characters and aesthetic male characters. No ugly dei female man jaw faces and mutts.
I would rather tencent owned Siege and we get better looking operators in the game. and the voice and chat ban rn is too much
Good news I guess, the Chinese make eye pleasing games. American companies make ugly mutt characters and gross walled females.
Looks like they got exactly what they wanted — more capital to stay alive without giving up any control.
Fuck. games will still be woke slop
its obviously true though
cluster B personality disorders are humanity's biggest problem
Why didn't the news ever tell us about the tariffs we've been paying to all the other countries over the years?
Globalism
chink leaf prefers chink shit
oh wow
we are the consumer nation. cucking consoomers is peak capitalism.
any SVOL people in here? what we thinkin
the media is controlled by dark forces residing in foreign lands.
not that bad of a day on the market, all things considered, nasdaq flat for the week at the moment. lot of drama to benefit the market makers it seems. i think if things were to get worse they would have done it today. expecting a green day tomorrow, but who really knows? my eyes are set on monday already, no matter what happens tomorrow. sometimes i think you guys forget that i have a very large intc investment, with all the other stuff going on in my life. there's been a lot of sidequests along the way, and a more important path is beckoning me at the moment, but this is the whole reason i'm here in the first place. hoping the conference goes well, and that my strong feelings about this company can be vindicated. been a crazy 2 years, hit some highs, hit some lows, had some laughs and shed some tears, probably more to go but i think a big checkpoint is coming up.
youtube.com
what?
I had a very unproductive day. I must have developed some type of later stage allergies because I've been sneezing nonstop. The weather is nice but I'm taking a bunch allergy medicine and nyquil and going to bed. Peace out girl scouts.
mutt prefers mutts
you wouldnt get it
go suck some bbc, cuck
Pollen allergies are a sign of being a non American male or a weak male.
If you had gold, would you liquidate it for divvy stocks or is it too early to do that?
a weak male
Well I had a good run. It was fun while it lasted. I am defeat
I’m a weak male too desu. My eyes started burning red from pollen when I got older. I hope RFK fixes this
Idk, sell.
When I was in high school, quite a few classmates drove Porshes but now, I realized that a Porshe is out of range for 90% of Americans or people. Thoughts?
Gold miners seem to be doing well compared to the broader economy.
We don't pay them, those countries just avoid purchasing American goods. Most Americans don't understand supply chains.
I know this is a stock market thread, but I trust you guys more than I trust jeets and jews on biz, so I want to ask here: is there an in-depth guide in how to actually buy and sell BTC on your own? I don't want to use coinbase or fidelity or anything like that, but everywhere I look I just get stuff like "find a wallet" "find an exchange" and so on but HOW does a wallet work? HOW do I actually buy and sell this stuff (and not get scammed)?
I'm not asking anybody to type out an essay for me, but if somebody has already typed out an essay, could you link me to it?
China has awoken from fear and loathing and now the bonded class is reinvesting internationally after being overweight on American markets
Saw headlines that Trump uses tariffs for TikTok deal. It's THAT bad.
not making shit up btw
I want TikTok.
I want Greenland.
And I want my corners.
I'd be surprised if they even pick up his calls. This is no reason a foreign leader should play trumps games.
ignore the world power
Yeah that will go over well
no seriously, why does tik tock being chinese even matter? what are fat nurses putting on there that threatens our national security?
I just think that there’s going to be an inverse relationship to spot gold and stocks for a while. But there may be a time to switch over. I don’t think the gold bugs are euphoric enough yet and the equities bros haven’t capitulated enough. I think I will know when the time is right based on sentiment
You would probably be better off with ibit etf if you’re just wanting to speculate on price. Otherwise, bitcoin.org is an underrated learning resource to check out. Note it is .org in the url
mr nikkei?
he's a geriatric reality tv star
suppose we're doing a national psyop campaign like covid again, they could promote someone that casts doubt or encourages dissent, it could even be a propaganda agent paid by them, they have control. or suppose they get compromising information on an important figure, or there's a dispute that's going to require difficult choices. lot of things you can do with power over the media and i'm just scratching the surface. not to mention the ad money. having people's attention gives you power to influence behavior in a big way. creating the illusion of agreement magnifies that power even more. the fact that you mentioned the chubby nurses as if they have any control over the content you get is case in point, all media is an attempt to influence your thoughts. even this post. i'm transmitting an idea i have in my mind that i want into your mind, and you're not even thinking about that. you're just hungry for entertainment.
same reason twitter belonging to elon matters
sounds like a lot of shit they should have thought about before letting internet media companies be global companies
If the U.S. wants to barricade its own population in a media wall it should have set the fence down a long time ago
we all pointed and laughed when the chinese did it
don't cuss at me.
shit is barely a cuss word faggot
new ATH for golb
Took the biggest loss of my trading career today. Still up 50% over 2 years but I was up 100% until today. I kept slurping NVDA 112 calls too early on Wednesday and held overnight hoping for an open around 115. Sold them at open today for a 50% loss. I'm hurt bros. but I WILL be back.
bitcoin.org
seems to be the same as the rest; starting at the shit everybody knows and expecting me to know the technical stuff from the get go
im looking through it though
Anon, what do you consider a cuss word?
words they wouldn't say on cable television which probably just leaves racism
NSA can't spy on it as easy as the other big social media platforms
If you’re this new to learning, be very weary of who you take advice from and don’t use large amounts of money. It takes some time and patience to wrap your head around.
Ouch
hard to say. having to think about that. i'd say words whose form is offensive on face, things that if uttered out of context would be offensive, language that is ugly or cruel intrinsically. there's more and less to it i guess. i know obscenity when i see it though. words are a reflection of one's heart, and i didn't like what i saw there. they soon gave me a clearer picture as well and now i'm certain i don't.
Yea
i've been a Anon Babble user 20 years, played a lot of online video games, have hurt a lot of feelings with my tongue. i'm new to the kindness thing myself. but it's important to me and when i stopped cussing i noticed the intent behind it like i never did before. people lie to themselves and say it's reflexive or natural but it's not at all. i get frustrated and lose it sometimes too, but it's actually very easy not to do it in text. i was mean today even, to someone i care about a lot. i'm feeling extra sensitive and wanted to push back at someone there, i admit that. i'm really hurt right now though, i understand how this guy feels, losing your grip on something important to you in a sudden manner when you're doing your best. thanks for reading my blog.
Okay, you know what, I'll apologize. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have responded like that.
Slow thread, dropping fresh kino
BISH id but no bishes
thanks. i accept your apology.
pce should beat tomorrow. think it's a bit different measurement than just prices but i don't think consumption would have spiked when the markets were getting sick.
Is that supposed to be the attorney general of crimea?
*supposed
oh she got fired
sad
presibent
Yea im going to take this loss as an opportunity to improve which includes what you said about using curse words and being hateful in general.
Layoffs are getting harder, anecdotally. Truflation shows disinflation. Rates are too high for conditions. Deflation going to hit the fed quick and they’ll be late
Gold acting all busy and sniffy
sounds like you're actually winning.
agree rates are too high. have a completely different view of the fed than you though and not feeling like schizoposting. have this image though.
That imagine displays your fed thoughts well enough anon. God bless
Futes
$GLL will make easy money soon whenever the current shiny rock bubble pops.
+40% for the year for a shiny rock is nowhere near sustainable.
Gold to $5k, silver to $200
The central banks hoard gold because they know God made it money and they want to give their satanic scrip to His children
I saw the Nintendo Direct and Metroid Prime 4....looks underwhelming as fuck. Why did it take so long for that 2006 Wii motion tech demo shit?
odds of it suffering from too long in the oven-itis is pretty good. But it also doesn't help the audience is all middle aged now. Would have been tickled to have this game a decade and a half ago. That and Patapon 4. I don't even think I would care if it was bad as long as it wasn't the Other M.
BUDDY LOOK AT NIKKEI
But gold is fugging at least
Bros, I got a feeling something is about to happen and Anon Babble isn’t even aware
Are dividends good for you?
Desu couldn’t you just buy a 1 year note for a better yield?
They're dragging US futures down with them
I think I understand the Trump market now and how to trade it.
pic semi related
sounds like you're actually winning
doesn't feel like it right now. But this is the life of a trader
ghibli slop is trending and "all the rage"
nvda bleeds out
AI bulls?
AI bulls?
I'm heemed
Theres no money in it, China does it for pennies on the dollar
Will gold ever stop printing?
Will gold ever stop printing?
were one trump tweet away
Bros what did they mean by pic related??
No, this is the golden age. Only silver will eclipse it.
Okay, Severence season 2 is actually really good and not goyslop.
going to the gym. realizing i may have acted too hastily today. also was told to avoid confrontation... always listen to your horoscope guys. hope the stars align differently tomorrow. i am ambitious though, just for something different. wish see could see the good in my goals the way i see the good in hers. have more to say but my mom wants to get to the gym now, maybe later tonight. maybe not, avoid confrontation and all. see you all later.
considering eating more thin cut steaks. like those dollar tree steaks. well done with ketchup ofc.
Never seen any of it, hard for me to watch more than a few episodes of anything these days
If you've ever had a soulsucking corporate wagie job, you will enjoy it.
thats me exactly. Actually got a severance package from one 2 years ago.
never in my life have I worked full time for more than 6 months.
22391073
We know
Dude you got to get your 3-4 year vesting
Oh, is this fucking chink leaf
x.com
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yes.
Give your monitor model the name VA2708
is IPS panel
retarded
Played some ENA: dream BBQ today. not gameplay and a focus on style, no big surprise there. Interested to see if they try to spice it up a bit.
Not much gameplay*
And you're baggie?
eff the poors
Can I get a Ghibli of pic related?
eff the richs
outside of my pay grade but is that saying credit default swaps are getting expensive?
You got soft hands boy
not soft enough
Yea you oughta keep them smooth for your boyfriend.
no. spread between junk bonds and some other instrument, probly treasuries. could mean a lot of things, 2 likely interpretations are (bearish) dumping junk bonds in anticipation of defaults or (bullish) buying high grade thinking interest rates have peaked. thinking the latter because they're coming off a period of abnormally low spread rather than exploding off of normal range.
he cute tho
arguing with poorfag redditors rn, brb
doji candles today for spy and qqq. both still up for the week, nasdaq just barely. need 1.5% tomorrow on spy to get above 200dma. pce beat could be the music that inspires that dance. not too worried about crypto because of low exposure but interested how it will move, up with risk on or down because low inflation + negative correlation to equities. thinking up because it's off so much to begin with, thought for over a month now that eth was a better buy than indices. maybe pce misses and crypto runs though, possible scenario as well and would make sense and cause a lot of pain, which seems to be a theme right now, the pain not the logic. gonna overhead press and then take a shower. really going through it today but had a good workout, got sweaty off the weights which isn't easy to do and my body feels as worn out as my heart, maybe more.
This thread has beeb deeeeeeeaaaaaaddddddd
Sex with Ena
Nigga we're coming out of a bull trap and heading into an actual stock market crash.
If it her feminine side is in control it'll be of poor quality and her masculine side is in control she'll be talking with a male voice.
Sorry, forgot image.
nigs and jews
the future of housing is likely a rebranding of trailer parks. somewhere between a favella and a rich people home. just going to be the new normal for the middle class of this country. this will be a good thing actually because it will allow more young people to afford housing.
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ChatGPT helped me make an extension that automatically fills in Buy with stop loss order fields. I will be able to trade on Degiro even faster now
wow, gold
Stop gambling.
Fuck no.
futures
futures
Modular premanufactured homes could actually be really nice if done correctly.
you will live in a pod and you will be happy
you vil eat ze bug
Not until Societe Generale goes out of business.
Biz smg is magnitudes better quality
Great, Degiro is glitching again
It shows I have foreign currency accounts too, in CHF and NOK and CAD. What a shitshow
no.
The best kind of content would be personal experiences related to the current market condition.
My account balance is actually too big right now too, by about 20k euro. Maybe I should cash out and block all emails from degiro's domain.
How much of a cut is the polish government taking of that?
19% on profits. But in return they will give me a defense lawyer for free
Seems like poland is the last country in europe that isn't cucked.
Baked