/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #456

another low effort benleaks OP

stop being lazy

mfw there is an unsucked BWC within a 50 mile radius

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i'll make every title heehehehe funny 4 u

how to fix our fishgirls:
Abi - Braces (?)
Letty - idk wonky eye isn't too bad I guess
Taylor - gambling/drug rehab
Betty - Potty training
SUMMER - chiropractor

Did I miss anyone that needs fixing?

a crumb of fishtank news

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sizequeensie getting mogged hard bros
clean your room and wash your penis before dinner

claire podcast

when is she going to interview claus

only 8 contestants

only 8 fish

yoooo get on le show

did everyone get their audition videos viewed?

any call backs?

did everyone get their shinji merch?

any bikinis?

just fucked this thing lol

hey whoever is on claires podcast next her ask what someone off bant could do to win her heart
thanks

just have to accept that season 4 isnt for me i guess

Half of them are going to walk out before week 3

jet looking 4 easy kneels by pretending it's gonna be a fan cast is pretty pathetic, rare genuine jet L

you're supposed to glaze him and production every post
that one's coming out of ur pay check

But still I may have to resort to drastic measures if the next claus thread gets skipped..

Imagine the poor schlub who's going to make a Hitsuji general on Anon Babble.

cwyocawk is a bwessing

Wtf is a hitsuji

just keep id hopping 2 make it look like it's not just u posting in that 1 thread

I wasn't people kept posting in it because it was at the top of the catalog lol

lol

jap for sheep

it almost lasted 10 days but I forgot to bump before bed

whar are summers socials

if you're Asian and you want to be on s4 just say your name is goku or cloud or some shit

cloverneko.mpeg on IG
clooverneko on X

i see why now they only saw a bit of my video. they probably thought i was about to take my penis out when i was trying to show them that i wasnt fat. ill just reapply i guess

can someone please post that one scott pic

you're fat bro just accept it and start exercising also change your name to vegeta or Naruto

i am literally not fat. i have the best body of any fishtank dude.

how do you know they only saw part of it, analytics?

Let's see it ?

look, there's that stripe again.
it can't be a coincidence

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yeah looking at the watch time.

they stopped watching right when i tried showing them that i wasnt a piece of lard and it looked like i was going to pull my pants down

why are you trying to show off your body to sam and jet

stripes
they're using stripes

it symbolizes Rape

it's a gay show

reminds me of when they kicked the dude out for saying "im not here to hurt anyone", they take no chances

subliminal messaging? Maybe it's some type of illuminati goon symbol...

stop talking about mauro

jet claims they already have essentially a full cast of good people

fishtank account says they only have 2 people

hmmm

2bf that is a crazy thing to say
he was probably dropping mad spaghetti anyway they weren't gonna accept him

sorry chez I didn't mean to trigger you like that

This guy sucks so much ass. I'm glad he has been raped multiple times.

going to have to redo the whole application now. i am such a fucking idiot.

she remind him of Josie too much and how she rejected him in the end lol

kid smoked my girl

How much verifiable proof is there that something happened with Josie? As in something fucked up that made one or both of them not want to work together again

How much verifiable proof is there that something happened with Josie

0

Here she is the morning after
You can see the goon guilt on her face

Jon looks satisfied. he has the after goon glow in his eyes. Must have a busted a huge tard load all up in that brown gash.

what do you guys even get out of being simps

Tai's on the new pgl

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How can you guys still simp at this point? You should be jaded as fuck unless you're newfriends:

Josie.

Dumb as a rock. Only attracts the most degenerate age regression Discord lurkers.

Letty

Left her fanbase hanging up to dry to do drugs.

Betty

Coomer psycho that puts out depressive content and attracts even worse degens that Josie.

Tayleigh

Ditched both a good streaming career and crochet business for some dick, despite having an audience, which can be the hardest to get at the start.

Taylor

Gold digging casino fiend.

Trish

Fucked off for good. Happy for her.

Summer

The Raped

Abi

The Groomed
I could go on and on. Fishtank destroys the veil over you eyes that makes you put bitches on a pedestal, yet you keep coming for more. These women offer little to no entertainment value and don't care about you, yet you would fight tooth and nail for them.
Satan puts you through struggles so you can raise above it, not fall victim to it.
Don't be a simp.

letty is entertaining

What else are they gonna do not like they can get laid irl

season 4 cast leak

I would never simp for any of those

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Tai Open Mic live

facts! start simping 4 male contestants like a normal person

thanks for the link !

I don't think that's what he's saying either

There is zero chance you get pussy dude do not even try to pretend.

I get it all the time
I'm a 23 year old 8.38/10

based child

she's pretty nutty herself but smart enough to only stay s2 house for like 4 days

Euphoria

Sam Hyde's favorite show

Post hand. Now.

Essentially it gives you something structure focus/behavior around so you can stay busy and sort of order your life a little more like. A guy who has no prospect or puts 0 effort in to date will only kind of consume media or maybe he has hobbies but be very self contained.
If that person starts simping they can then associate different things they do with that person they are simping after. It can be motivation for working more, getting into hobbies, being healthy.

The sort of phenomenology would be say you have a drinking problem, apart from simping you have the normal reasons why not to drink but with the addition of simping the ideal of this person "colors" everything and just gives you something very clear and explicit to redirect your focus, and remind you of what you should be doing such that you were to hypothetically end up with them (or someone like them).

I think if you want to present it fairer you could present simping being engaging with that person as a type, not that you expect to have a relationship with that person in particular but it makes the possibility of "that type of person" being someone you could be in a relationship with a live option again. Might help motivate someone to go out more and sort of re-engage with society if they are a bit of a shut-in.

It recontextualizes the things you do and can direct you to better things you might not otherwise consider in the stupor you typically live your life. Stuff to look forward to, think about etc. Gives it some structure even if it's a larp.

Waifu stuff is also pretty similar but it happens differently. Even just basic stuff like "it gives you something to use as a desktop wallpaper" or something. Or maybe explore personality theory and why you like that particular character.

It can also be used to just distract you from your problems/what you need to do in the negative manifestations that go more negative. welcome to the nhk presents the psychology of that well i think.

like when you go to bed do you imagine you're dating these girls? or is it just a sexual thing? i have a lot of questions

whoa nigga
Can I get a tldr

even if it was just for one split second, she was perfection, and no one can take that away from her.

some of them goon to their waifus I think and others just imagine they're on romantic dates "aka homosexuals"

you're delusional lol

And it's been so long
Is all the mystery gone?
And it's been so long
All the mystery

I'm ClausA
You're ClausB

I don't think I've ever gooned to a fishtank girl, maybe once or twice, but I usually do end up either writing sappy white knight cringe type stuff to the point where it's probably painful to read or seething about them beyond all impulse. Season 3 I was a lot better tho after the season 2 freakouts I had over Tayleigh. I also had a Claire dream once and I was one of the original Lettycels. I saw Josie get her first plushie live

Erm I love hitsuji

I almost gooned to betty once but then I quickly came to my senses before it was too late/grim
Also the Nina blowjob video is hot but too short

Size Queen Hitsuji

If you read anything about greek polythiesm (all things shining by hubert dreyfus is a good exploration of that) it kind of works in a similar way.

Another similar example would be say your watching a sports game and betting on some team or acting like some team is the best just immerses you more in it and makes it more fun. This is more particular to the fishtank context.
Having some particular side in drama or whatever is just more fun.
It gives you someone to root for and also josie simping during season 1 made everyone really mad so it was funny

No it's not sexual and it's not dating, like I said it's more abstract and engaging w/ people in terms of types I assume it's more common among people who are more given to abstraction.
In the sort of weeb waifu world there are arguments between people who use pornography of their waifu or have multiple waifus. I consider both of those groups porn addict frauds, they don't get it.
I am an elite.

Sorry I think stupid people will literally just never be able to understand it, you can't get outside of your tiny head.

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summoning cole

jc journal

If Nina sucked my dick that way I'd get annoyed. Absolutely awful

stop watching porn/death gripping
I like that she takes it slow at first

having a civil discussion and talking abt "gooning" 2 revenge porn is disgusting btw

porn destroys peoples minds it's truly shameful...
kill all gooners

I've seen what you've been fappin' to my lil leaky milky ahhh nigga you have no room to talk here lmao

having a civil discussion is disgusting

yea mainstream Jewish porn is gross and bad 4 u
Home made is pure and good for the soil
The goon soul

this isn't funny this is just sad
you have such a shameful existence

*plays ocarina of time theme*

I've seen what you've been fappin' to

insane how weird this is

i don't want to watch vtuber but maybe she makes it interesting

I'm not a gooner just saying me and my girls made some quality "videos" hehe

you're the one who posted about it here thoughbeit

no shit why would you post that stuff here lmao

should try making a snuff film staring you

no

stoned sex with abo the stabo

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90% of people crying about porn and "muh gooners" are experiencing gooners remorse over gooning to absolutely reprehensible shit.
In benji's case that's twinks and women cutting themselves and bleeding everywhere

are most simps virgins? is that the commonality?

usually yea

nigga how do you know

Or c.ucks

no, it was some sort of weird autistic musical instrument she was blowing in to

i don't get off 2 any of those things sexually

like i've never felt the urge to so much as even follow these people on twitter but some of you seem to revolve your life around a strangers every waking breathe

cause I used to simp before I got laid with a 17 yr old at age 15

ur 40 now lmao, time 2 get over it man

If you see me keeping distance it's because you don't MIND YOUR BUSINESS

She's not good in bed

I am 30 and look 23
Next

I'm not i just like haven't participated in society or been around people at all for like 12 years
I'd say the common thing would be they are disconnected in the life in such a way actually normally acting to get a relationship does not seem like a live option for them.

like I said the main thing is to just kind of give you something to do/distract yourself

Probably not but she gives okay head
I like her technique

you're 1 person my nigga

wouldn't engaging with this behavior even worsen the likelihood of finding a 3d? it seems counterproductive

You've never gotten head if you think that was good

well I'm just assuming
most chads or sex havers don't bother simpin' cause they know better

I am 30 and look 23

yes I have and I even recorded it for evidence on my phone wanna see

It's heavy thoughts increasing weight, everything you were born to hate. Feeling lost and out of place. Insecurities consume my days. Who's against you? Why would they care? I don't have the answers, I just know they are there.

ai slop reaction image

I already explained above
I also have a post in the CCC

I think it might just be a personality thing, like it's very odd to me people don't have the removed sort of abstract relationship with themselves but I guess that's normal IDK

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taking gifs off reddit pretending they're yours

I have full length videos on an old phone it's probably got a dead battery tho and they're too big to upload to Anon Babble

Also I guess that would be revenge porn technically without her permission lol

I have a feeling she won't say yes if I ask lawl

I need to update the operating system on my Macbook Pro

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These threads would be inherently better if kathy was a regular

Anyway I skimmed through that super long post and it seems to me that most people that simp are just doing it to cope with loneliness

Kathy

Who?

Ganbare shinji-san! Only 7 more years to pay off your debt to the yakuza!

you're cringe but I will look past that for now because you got lux off our backs for a while

you all owe nord anon a thank u

she's quite a talented writer

you need to go away

who tf are you

the anon you sent your sent your sweet boy voice to

lol oh right you were projecting about gay voices and small cocks or whatever

Not a thought in my head of beginnings or endings
Make the most of these days while they are still unfolding
Keep right on dancing while that curtain is closing

you literally verified i was right lol

nah I made my point. You're afraid of getting mogged so you won't post voice or pic lol.

we need to stop fighting and learn to love again

Ugh yawn
Another day another anon mogged
Time for 'din

lmfao what point?? you’re never going to be my friend so just give that up.

what has she written

it’s 11 pm

my point is don't talk shit if ya can't back it up. you seem very insecure about yourself.

we need to bully kLaus and cultivate solidarity around this

for u

lol mad+mogged

substack articles about getting raped

SQUARE PEG ROUND HOLE
Faces come and faces go
There is so little cast in stone
Regarding life, luck, loss, love

just dont respond to him. he doesn't care if it's negative or positive, he just wants engagement. it's like lux but somehow worse

hot
She does look like she could be freaky in bed

lol damn these niggas seething it's just words they can't hurt you

it’s like allowing a homeless, mentally ill bum to shit in front of your house every day

anyway lux is a broken record all she talks about is jimmy I think she WANTS him to drop more nasty nudes

if u filter me I win btw lol

he's more like the equivalent of a gas station crackhead asking for change

this isn't your house homie
even if you're a shill for the wiggers they don't own these threads when they get moved to bant they gotta start paying for a Anon Babble general again next event

put your name on if you have balls you creep. good riddance.

we're all winners here

nah I don't wanna be the only other namefag besides benleaks it makes it look like we're friends or something

It's awesome

he stopped using it shortly after last time a bunch of us mentioned filtering him lol

51 posts. You've worked up quite the appetite I'm sure Klausy boy. What you thinking of getting?

it doesn’t look that way at all. it’s more respectable than very obviously chatting with yourself.

It's like a breath of fresh air. You can see he's talking to himself but you don't actually have to hear him. It's a temporary fix but hopefully he just kills himself or something

Idk im kinda tired of Wendy's and Taco Bell now
How was sharky'$ ?

you too

Not my fault these threads are dead half the time

I win

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Not great honestly. I should have just gotten some Panda Express or something. They got any Lebanese places near you? I'd fuck up a Kebab Plate every so often. Would highly recommend.

I never tried that stuff before
Panda Express is decent doh
Idk what else is open rn

grow up and get a girlfriend, old man

When you hide, I cover it up
When you cry, I cover it up

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I'm not old
I look 23
don't be a science denier

looks good
Except for the tomatoe
Those are nasty

bro you look like a weenie. that doesn’t change the fact you are 40 and save nudes and porn along with all known pictures of any female, tangentially related to sam hyde, when they were underage.

i just nutted with the force of 10,000 suns

you're too scared to post pics so imma assume you're fat and ugly lol

post a picture you took right now

u first

Who else thinks Badideas should go to Josie's house and confront her on MDE's freemasonry?

lol he would get jumped by like 20 Mexicans before making it to the front door

that’s not you that you’ve been posting

you're fat
And old
And you have a gay voice
And a seafood salad crotch
//( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)//

cope. i never willingly verified anything.

ya I know u skurred

Ugh yawn

/ftl/ is so docile

Time for 'din

Nick, Charls, and Erick could save Fishtank

i can tell i’m bothering you. this was complete dogshit:

I thought you were going to filter me
I am unbotherable btw
////(° ͜ʖ°)

i decided it was funnier to just pester you on and off. understand that i am an angel and you are seriously troubled and need to go away.

I'm an angel

you're too fat to be angel your wings would never work
you'd fall out of the sky like a rock lol
(* ^◇^)_旦

abi was replaced theory
nifty is the real producer theory
sam pussied out of true season 2 jonestown ending theory
sylvia surrogate mother theory
bex knows too much theory
"brian" is a demonic entity theory
turkey tom's request theory
claire dosed theory
trish was NOT the fleshlight theory
bliccy is thiel's representative theory
lubecooch is tj's disabled sibling theory
proto cole theory
jon is faking theory
sarge abuse theory
meg died theory
blue shirt attempted arson theory
season 3 abandoned because of alyssa theory
glass theory
scott sullivan tulpa wife theory

Shut the fuck up, corny ass spic.

abi was replaced theory

This one is real
Dental records don't match
The real one died but jet jimmy and ogre covered up the truth

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He should go to the tallest bridge he can find and jump from it

you'd fall out of the sky like a rock lol

like your brother that subsequently fell lower because you just can’t do what he did. don’t have liturgical discussions with me, demon.

the show is edited theory

Idgi

he went to hell after hanging himself

nigger

Sexy pick-me fishtank stream star says nigga while dancing and whipping up a pancake

dead internet theory

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I wish. Steinful is a lazy bastard. Just get an place with Josie and get to work on those episodes already.

he used a gun actually

grim and fucked up tbqh

stop doxing me

Wrong. You're brown, don't pretend you're better than a nigger.

you should stop sharing this stuff, man

why

sarge abuse theory

Tay abused her own father too? very grim

Sizequeen josie theory (proven true)

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retarded evil bitches like lux will post shit like

you should join him

you're giving them tools for evil deeds

One of the biggest problems has been the number of people who quit in every season. They could easily solve this by casting 15 to 20 people. So it makes sense that the new season is only 8 contestants, because everything Jet does is wrong.

do whatever you want actually

Is it true that this woman is a self admitted pedo?

these threads are bs anyway
Half the anons that post here could disappear into the woods tomorrow and no one would notice

I need to add jon's recent theory that the rings of saturn are set to disappear and then jews will lose their power globally and jon will begin his ascension
I think the jon is schizophrenic poster was actually on to something

woordy chimp

Sorry, forgot spics can't read the Ingles. You're no better than a nigger, but you already know that.

You'll have to pull up the SlightlyHomeless stream archive to check. I think it would have been mentioned when talking to him about his pedo allegation.

new

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chatty ass yappy ass newport smoking bonobo

goran mentioned

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Trvke

Big scary water slide position.

yes, jet's girlfriend admitted she's a pedophile on camera

8 contestants

they have learned nothing

Klaus won

Do they even take us Eurofags on the show?