/smg/ - Stock Market General

Shit, Gold price keeps getting higher. $4000 by mid summer?

Mid summer? More like 2 weeks.

I did warn you guys that SPX bouncing off the 5-day could mean a brutal sell off, but if my calculations are correct, then next week will be when history is written.

As for pms, when silver didn't have a follow through this morning, it meant a false breakout. Both gold and silver will be correcting along with the rest of the market, so because of that I am all cash now.

Currently at 112%+ YTD. I will double my portfolio again before summer ends.

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Gold doesn't always follow stocks down

Did you not see gamestop get heemed -30% after beating earnings?

Wonder if I should take some profits on HHH.V

If everything goes down that means everyone is sitting on cash. If people are fudding about muh inflation and tariffs they need to double down. CDs and treasury notes will not help you. Money velocity will spiral

Unrelated blog but I ran in to an old buddy I haven't talked to in 20 years. I guess he went through some bad times after highschool but seems to be alright now. There was something he said that I can't wrap my head around though. We used to troll people on AIM back in the early 2000s but I guess after high school he kept doing it and "got caught" making death threats. When the police started question him and doing their investigation they connected him to a whole bunch of other crimes and he went to prison. How likely could the police in circa 2006 track down someone through AOL instant messenger? He honestly believes he was backtracked and the consequences were never the same.

You might be right, I got this awful vibe that markets will take a NASTY fat shit around April

lol

gonna take my nap. it is indeed a difficult day. red for the year now. maybe get some good news on monday, and anything could happen, still a little trading left.
thinking about cherishing, might elaborate more this weekend, it's the reason i'm not selling my stocks, but want to tell someone now that they deserve to know what it's like to be cherished. there's a difference from being desired. i told you that you still have more to learn. this is a lesson you can't read up on though, it has to be learned in the laboratory by experiment. want you to experience that, you would benefit from a good tutorial in these matters. just wanted to make you smile, give you some hope and maybe warm your heart some. on a mission right now, trying unusual methods.
wow lol. you should be fine. the cops probably wanted him for something else, or he just got his comeuppance due to luck. nobody is gonna crack open a cold case of internet trolling 20 years old. but getting the info is probably pretty easy because everything you do on the internet is logged somewhere. as long as you didn't kill anyone there are statutes of limitations too. stay under the radar i guess. interesting comment though, consider repenting or making amends if it was really bad though.

AOL was never in the privacy business, they were an ad company right from the start. So someone complains to the cops, the cops send a nastygram to AOL demanding information on such-and-such a screen name. If he actually had AOL internet service they'd have a name and billing records, which they'd then give the cops. If it was just AIM, they'd have the IP address. Which he was unlikely to be hiding 20 years ago, VPNs weren't really a thing. So they go one more step and send another nastygram to whatever residential IP has that address space, and demand do know who had it on date X. The ISP will have billing information that includes a real name and address, and bob's your uncle. Take these documents to a judge and he'll sign an arrest warrant for making death threats, go to the address and arrest the guy and charge him.

Would cops in 2006 have actually gone to the trouble? Maybe, maybe not, there was still something of a sense back then that being mean to people on the internet wasn't exactly a crime. But they might have.

The best possible outcome is that retail wises up and takes the kikes at the big banks out to the cleaners after they went all in on AI tulips. Please oh merciful god let this happen.

Kek I know
I'm not worried about anything I did but I think he is wrong about how he got caught. When I looked him up he went to prison for burglary and tons of drug charges.

tv has a ghibli containment thread

youtube.com/watch?v=b9tAdPN3FZ4

The other possibility, which I'd say is more likely, is that he came to their attention for the burglary and drugs and they decided to throw the book on him and add on any charge they could. So if they searched his computer and found chat logs of him making threats, that's an easy thing for the prosecutor to add on some charges for and either get a sentencing enhancement or add pressure to the full-court press they usually put on to try and get you to just plead guilty.

If you don't buy now when will you buy?

silver

silver was up then got slammed around 10:30am EST. someone doesnt want it going above 35$

ai bulls explain yourselves

OK so it was possible. Pretty sure we still only had dial up internet at that time too. Maybe easier to find address with phone number. I think his story is a bit far fetched. I kinda had the feeling he was trying to shift the blame on me.

Remember when YOU got me to sign up for aim

Remember WE used to troll those people

Remember YOU said whatever

be greedy when others are fearful.

April 1st is tax day
we will backtrack come tuesday-wednesday

he dindu

It’s B for me

Yeah that sounds plausible but he was adamant that it was AIMs fault for his downfall. According to him the police first came to his house because of the online threats and everything else was connected later. I dunno he could be a liar. I just thought it was weird to run into him after all these year and hear all of this.

he could well just be trying to blame someone else, at least in his head, for the fact that he fucked up. That's pretty common.

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Its all goons

giga based im going full retard and bought 20 45d retard calls

I hate cooking with a microplane

Regardless his life seems to be better than mine. I went over to his house and had a couple of beers and smoked a cigar with him. Met his wife and kids. He seems to have turned his life around.

This is how people get caught at tops. Gold is way overbought and has rallied for 3 months straight. It is very susceptible to getting sold off. You remind me of when I warned people the semiconductor bubble was ready to pop back in June/July when I sold.

Yes, they are clearly still in control. Silver will follow gold down. They are slowly losing their grip though. Next time for sure.

Amazon down over 4%

Uh oh, that's gonna be bad for Twitch if they keep dipping kek

That is what I was thinking. He seems fine but I don't want to continue to hang out with him if there is even a sliver of thought that it was somehow my fault.

What happened today?

OK I'm done blog posting and thinking too much into it. Let the dumping continue.

stocks every day for the next two years

I want to fuck the anime girl.

Black Friday.

Black Friday.

What's that like a Negro holiday or a Jewish one?

Blue monday
youtube.com/watch?v=DJlztMRIZVE

How do I roll for the letter E?

It just immediatelly collapses again, lol

black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving when retail stores sell all their Chinese shit for a discounted price to make room for new inventory. It is followed by Cyber Monday where the online retailers tend to offer more deals, as they too want to get rid of all their inventory as well. If I was an online retailer, I would offer my Cyber Monday before Black Friday, so that I can get everyone to use my buy now pay later purchase options before they drop their money on layaway purchases on Black Friday.

And I want to fuck the girl it was based on.

My coworkers during negro friday

what do you mean you didn't buy anything?? I got x,y,z for $

Why did you buy x,y,z?

Because it was only $!

Your coworkers are women.

I bought this heater cause it was $86, though I don't need it.

Even red days are unfun now, how do they do it?

Tits or gtfo.

Yeah and they always buy cheap ass TVs, coffee makers, and novelty shit like this
As long as your logic wasnt

live in Florida

buy skis because they were on sale

October 24, 1929

I'm a guy

No, my parent and grandma have the same style heater. I just live in an apartment. It is normally closer to $200 or even more locally. Has two dings and a paint chip.

back around the same time (early 2000s) we had a whole school assembly at my hs in Australia because some fat shit kid who looked like Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks had been caught cyberbullying someone online in the States, and American law enforcement contacted the school
so it definitely was on the radar back then

novelty shit

Do you have a popcorn maker?

why not just use a normal toaster?

because i like how the toaster looks and it makes better toast

edit: also, i like to see how it works.

I use a pot. I have a rice cooker though

The ideal female is an H with the attitude of a J or K. L is also very good.

Pot isn't bad. Biggest downfall is you need a lot more oil to cook in a pot versus a popper.

Stagflation in USA is suggested by current data. It's been suggested for years now.

they're all so cute

Haha alright maybe his story has some merit.

I'm sleeping index funds like a desperate crack whore. And I still have 50 percent cash

I have a big tub of coconut oil that's at least 3 years past expiration date that I've been chipping away when I'm in the mood for popcorn.

Use olive oil. It’s healthier

what do you guys think about Bill Gates' comments on the AI revolution?
too lazy to link sorry

link

You can't for popcorn. Olive oil has a low burning temperature, while coconut oil is much higher, beyond even vegetable oil. That is why every movie theater uses it. Easier to cook large batches without burning it.

I'm eating corn loaded with butter and salt. I'm not thinking about health

I closed my broker well before the big dumping and will not check now. Ignorance is bliss

spoiler: you are down

scams her way into JP Morgan's heart

apnews.com/article/charlie-javice-convicted-fraud-jp-morgan-783cb7b089f6ab5d814c4c0984f0302b

thank god the market is closed. fucking retards should never have had access to computers.

stuff makes for a good massage oil

B, F, G, L
Soft women good

silversqueeze weekend

always selling at the worst times

usually when we hit the lows

never waiting for when we go back up

did my best to hold through the lows last month and not panic sell

slowly creeping back up over the weeks

money getting tight and finally bite the bullet and sell again

we hit the same fucking lows again

possibly going lower still

I just cant win ever.

money getting tight and finally bite the bullet and sell again

Your biggest mistake, don't invest money you'll need in a couple months.

You were warned well advance about a crash and yet you chose to do nothing. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

no dingposting

actually might be a bullish sign. capitulation and exhaustion. dreamed about conquering asia from the west. my financial advisor warned me the lows would be tested shortly after. looks like we're doing it. gotta have a stomach for all kinds of turbulence if you're gonna be in the market. when it's going up, assuming you're still holding, try to show the same discipline and don't sell too early.

Bloody bitch benchod markets, quit being so schizo!

FUCK U LINE GO UP BLOODY BASTARD SON OF BEECH

It's not that I chose to do nothing is that I could do nothing. All of my money is tied up in mutual funds and they have been performing abysmally for 5 years now

DING DING DING! what's the damage ya lazy slobs? -1.48% here.

87% downside day btw. meaningless.

You'll sell the bottom when we're down -80% to put food on your table. NGMI.

-1.29% It's all so jewish.

Blame the French for supporting Americas Independence and in turn reducing the worlds IQ.

-5.4%
bought some $BITU midday for about $34/share.

+0.7%
I'm still holding the S&P short ETF that I bought on Tuesday, yay! Also some european stocks in small amounts, and cash obviously.

everyone else is as poor and in as precarious financial position as me

i'd fill you in about my reality but it would sound like bragging. mom raised cash in december and we have plenty of income.

Watched an interview with Kyle Bass on CNBC earlier today. He said that this is a "controlled burn", is necessary, and that the Trump team is much more thoughtful about this than people give them credit for.

guy on tv talks up his book

where's the /smg/ secretary? tell her to get me a coffee and then get under the desk

-1.6%

this is the worst anyone has ever felt ever

I think you mean your mom should bring you tendies.

market may be eating dick, but at least my business is up 16% compared to first quarter last year

what kind of nepo-business that I won't be able to copy anyway are you running?

are dividends good for you?

no but maybe your mum should

ye.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

My mommy loves me!

Its one of those businesses that satisfies the requirements and needs of my customers through quality service that meets all requirements, and expectations of said customers.

He sells financial derivatives derivatives to gambling addicts, old grandmas, and pension funds.

-5.57% algos that sell tariff-immune companies because of tariffs should kill themselves.

None of my customers are pension funds.

Who the fuck crashed the market?
-4.76
Oh I bet she does pal ;)

L is superior. Kind of reminds me of this picture, which would be the perfect face of my robo waifu.

thread theme: youtu.be/9FuiZfSkhOw?si=tomHfQcYezQgIFYk

The robots really are taking over...lol

i will take L, G and A
bring them over please

i got suspended for a week for cyberbullying. caused an uproarious scandal. a friend had slept over and used aim on my computer and didn't know i had a logging program. i posted them somewhere and the next day the gossip got everywhere. another time i did a netsend on the school network to *all and the faculty thought there was a computer virus or something. somebody snitched on me and i got detention for a week.

E cute

You have good taste. D would be good also, expect the bitch face.

tarrifs

dumbo americans finally waking up to the fact that nobody is buying their McDonalds bullshit products anymore

my friends would use ip relay to call each other and make some poor operator have really disgusting conversations with them

i want to smell your gooch. go ahead

can't have that kind of fun these days.

Still better than POS "german" (turkish) cars that break down 4 times a month

what if I told you german tanks were always buit by semites

youtu.be/c8QNTsOJ1kc?si=u8pNeSQOaU7NnLXc

fuck... have people just stopped painting altogether? why do i see AI slop everywhere?

Can I fuck a Tesla Optimus robot?

did ladyboyanon die in the quake?

Yes, cut in half.

I'm never closing my shorts

Wow, anime/ victorian hybrid ai

Sell them monday, cause we will be green tuesday.

BREAKING - X (formerly Twitter) has been swallowed into xAI

guess we should talk about markets though. this is definitively bad. thinking it's time to start bearish trading. things could change anytime of course, but what's the trigger? are they really gonna dump markets 4 years straight because they're mad about trump? what is the limit of the power of the rothschilds? 2008 lasted 6 months, 2022 lasted 8 months. covid lasted only briefly. think there was a different flavor to all those mega drawdowns but shows what they are capable of when determined. wish i understood the motivations and size of wallets better. would like to think berkshire buying could save the market but i know that's not so, despite how "big" the cash pile is. the scale of their wealth is truly unimaginable, and their power over markets overwhelming. this no longer seems to be a mere correction that gets better quickly. i'm no expert, maybe getting nervous at the bottom. i care about intc more than anything else and they are getting into gear finally. i trust the indices will see higher levels someday as well, and i'm not concerned about any of my smaller individual investments at the moment, except maybe beyond meat, but i'm aware of how speculative that is and it is sized accordingly. tom lee has been mentioned here, he's actually really good at markets, has made a ton of money and a lot of good calls. he's really bullish right now, listened to his thesis and it's not a bad take. but i also know it's not up to him, or the fundamentals, it's up to how a small group of people are feeling, and they aren't talking publicly.

it's true

hmm

time is a predator that stalks us all of our life

thats an og.
who is it?

last I checked into it was still a mystery. just an old photo that turned up and got passed around. he was probably killing it though whoever he was since he was on the ground floor of computerized algorithmic trading before it took off and the edge got ate up