Brian would have never turned everyone against Cole
There would have been organic relationships and teams develop rather than everyone just listening to brian
jimmy would get to call frank a nigger constantly
i remember brian was so shit that people thought him being there was just a bit and that we'd get the real 10th contestant the next morning
Artist guys moment
It's craaazy that Claire has called her best friend Bella both fat and a whore. Bella must not be a woman supporter.
i wonder what bella thinks of claire's fans
Lugosi?
it's italian slang for a woman, it means beautiful and it is often used as greeting like "hello bella" like "hello beautiful"
If he wasn't black maybe, blacks are boring. Brian ended up being kino in the long run anyway
eight people
in a giant house
surely jet isn't this stupid
It's eight people in a space ship in a giant house
from gooned to haunted (womb), well done shadi
what
Hey Abi I know you liked when the Ogre eat your pussy in your period ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Shadi got knocked up and aborted it? Details
her insta as usual
abortion queen shadi
Damn... can a single fishgirl not come be a part of the pro-life generation?
gay nerds are still salty because Peder reminds them of the jocks who threw their manga in the toilet
Pitiful.
The interesting thing with Brian is had he showed up just a couple hours sooner the entire direction of the season would've changed
Hold up I forgot about trad queen mom Sylvia
Cole, it's time to come home
Remember when some guy fucking ratioed her newborn child
jesus fucking christ
Anyone else getting very dark horrific evil bleak almost satanic suicidal vibes from these threads? Just me?
no they bring me joy because claire posts here
yeah
you gotta stop thinking about jet
Is Claire in the threads with us right now?
possible
Why shld i
We need to talk about fishtank S4 theories, what do the stripes mean, will there be a theme , are they using the s2 house, have they fixed the kitchen island camera angle ?
Anybody else completely forget that Tayleigh existed?
earlier she was camel (toe) posting, now she "visit haunted places"
she is a coomer in unhealthy way, and you guys should think how to help her since she is your sister
earlier she was camel (toe) posting
pics?
Lemme fix that up real quick
Mara is such a cute swut
it was not about mara
tummy
I didn't even get to watch the Xiomara stream and drama because I got a job,
I don’t understand how someone can praise and love S2 while hating Jimmy and Tayleigh. Jimmy and TJ are the core characters of S2, without them there’s no show and they need each other.
All her friends are whores
Imagine if Fishtank had gained momentum every season since S1 instead of floundering.
StreamStars would have been actual streamers auditioning for a spot on S4 instead of random losers with filthy rooms
fishtank girls who have gotten abortions
slyvia
tayleigh
shadi
kato
binx
smaack
What about Nina?
jeremy would have plastered that everywhere if she did
the closest he got was the jemby stuff
shes against it
Letty makes all her boyfriends get mucho vasectomies.
no wonder, she is Jon's sister
also this, she's really vocal about how much she wants to have kids on her streams
shes against that
I feel like I'm the only person who watched Smaack and Binx talked about their abortions and how they went to work right after
Her actions do not match her words. She's still gonna be churning through druggie boyfriends when she's 30
Brother sister love
I just went to a haunted park you guys
haunted park
yeah, your new codeword for your pussy
We need to go home.
shadi would never abort a child. she would simply eat it
Do this image
Shadi felt souls of all the murdered aborted children of fishtank extended universe then she found another girl for Van to drug and goon
damn I wanted some good gossip
Ew
Hell no
That’s disturbing and satanic
ynr her esoteric graph a few days ago
not all of them
shadi devouring her son by francisco goya.
Goya is a great painter but ew that’s disturbing no.
I love children, they deserve love, protection, support, and proper guidance
Shadi would only abort white children
That’s stupid
I wouldn’t abort any children
New Ben
Skinny shadi
MUCHO
this is the cleh
spread
The content filters are getting very annoying. It took far too long to convince it to generate this and even then many compromises were made.
i think people that are entertained by ai are on the same intelligence level (if not lower) than dogs
You could do this exact thing 2 years ago, why did people start making AI slop again all of a sudden
it was more work 2 years ago. Unless you paid for midjourney. I did not. Surprisingly it had an issue with it being a black man? Nothing else.
a bunch of indians that pay for twitter blue checks started posting shit like "This is an absolute gamechanger. Art is accessible to the masses now."
chatgpt added a new feature recently that makes it even easier for retards to generate slop
ty police chase anon
how do i fast forward to the end
r u watching aris too?
AI won. Deal with it.
Top J
probably the biggest problem they've had is the amount of people who quit each season
this could be easily remedied by increasing the number of contestants
so it makes sense that there's only 8 this time, because everything jet neptune does is wrong and retarded
they might be only doing 4 weeks
he's starting to go beast mode thank you for the link
the bigger the fans they are the more likely they are to stay in a desperate attempt to gain notoriety in the fishtank circlejerk community
another night alone in my room jamming on the melodica
yeah, just like meg and summer and cole
chat, will that rear wheel come off or what, that shit lookin wobbly as fuck
hey alright
or tj, brian, tayleigh, and jimmy
melinda getting tortured
stream stars gave you a glimpse as to what s4 is going to be
your point is that not everyone quit? lmao. also jimmy did quit
Jezza comeback. I still have more questions for you. Stop harassing Letty on her streams it will only end badly.
losing steam on the police chase, driver is coddled nontent
yeah
we need to be gapping the cops and finding a parking garage to ditch the car in.
love to hate
the chase is actually heating up rn
driver is literally only doing what tts tells him to
driver won
The bar has been lowered
the ghibli ai turns tay into a old woman lmao
he won
just walking down the street like normal he won so fucking hard
hope there wasn't a passenger in that car he tboned, they're fucked.
They can't find more than 8 people willing to do this
tayleigh is the only fishtank girl it makes look old
makes you think
great more production interference
we got too cocky bros
that's what happens when you shit test production
is that cole
lmfao
kek
studio ghibli always sucked. soulless shit for sentimalists.
how many jets does it take to restrain one burt
probably the biggest problem they've had is the amount of people who [were kicked off] each season
ftfy
he should've crashed into the paint store and walked out covered in paint with a paint bucket on his head like looney tunes
another fucking dogpile
I just got accepted. See you on planet Zygan losers. Oh yeah, and they already sent me pics of the girl that’s supposed to be my romantic love interest during my arc, she’s really cute ;)
Scotty Rockers in the house tonight
we should start an /ftl/ film club
its another dogpile leading to a production overreaction episode
the primary influence for the fishtank edited show is the work of takeshi kitano
sonatine is the normal introduction but I think kids return is good for /ftl/ like people...
Lets be real one jet would kick burts ass, we saw that nigga fight and how weak he is lmao
Or they come in thinking they are gonna be the next big thing and crashout when they are constantly fucked with and hated. Like cry for example.
Which fish do you think is most entertaining outside of the tank?
only thing at all worth it has been claire and letty streams
have not really paid attention to any of them at all besides watching tj stream on the site and that was entertaining so tj
imagine getting in a car accident then the news just shows your fat gut
i second this
bass are pretty cool
cole's streams were by far the funniest post-tank entertainment
pretty funny how there’s only like 2 or 3 to choose from because of how awful the fanbase is
Fishtank is primarily a vehicle for Jet to get laid.
All the females are coddled until it's clear Jet has no chance, then they are kicked to the curb.
The men are humiliated to make Jet look good in comparison.
What characters would you like to see return?
when is he going to become homeless
tai
mauro and evil kevin
Cole and hitsuji
75 people showed up in NYC to audition
incoming monkeypox outbreak in the fishtank community
fishtank fans relate to no stance vance and reddit jimmy
grim
100 viewers at 7pm on a Friday
Burt lost.
What did she mean by this
jon is a pwactitiona of the dawk cawks
Vance is gonna wish he was making more sketches and promoting them during the last 2 years
Mean you're getting blocked again probably
She's fat and shouldn't be eating deserts
casting fans is a terrible idea unless they find Coles who can act and play the part
don't post her ig stories here. you're gonna get us kicked out again.
giving up on the Famous House model is the worst possible decision
Jon
it means keep driving drunk
Scotty
summer just for the crash out
Famous House 2.0 has like 20 people in the house and it was shit tier content.
The problem with that was execution, not concept.
Production brought them in with barely any plan and gave up immediately.
passenger seat
Isaacbros it's not over yet
famous house is overrated, the production characters were the only good thing abt it lol
also if it's just going 2 be a rugpull 4 fish tank later no point, Jason Goldstriker sucks compared 2 jeremy G
The concept is exactly what Fishtank should be.
It fell apart because of poor pacing and planning.
there’s less individuality when there’s more fish. most see strength in numbers and follow brian, brandon, etc.
we stopped conspiracy posting and now she is bored and wants us to seem more unhinged again
I mean FH with no sudden rugpull.
They should have had computer on from the get go, left Luke with more bits, invited Shane Burgos, etc.
That wasn’t real fishtank my version of fishtank hasn’t been tried yet
Fan meet and greet at Culver’s with TJ special guest appearance confirmed?
the only way fishtank can ever find success is if season 4 is a 24/7 live feed of jet neptune in his apartment slowly getting tortured and beaten to death by 10 homeless bums
They should have had computer on from the get go
it made sense that it was turned on from like day 7 , they should've explained it was put in by the people at Hulu
left Luke with more bits
Luke would've won if he didn't blow his spot because fans love glazing him because he's their dream man
invited Shane Burgos
IDK WHO THIS IS
FH 2 was a shit idea to begin with and still was executed horribly
"season" 3 sucked in general
i agree with you but let's not pretend like you weren't the biggest luke/jobe glazer in this side of the community kek
would s3 have been saved if they brought back former fish/freeloaders instead of actual new people for act 3 like people were theorizing about in the threads?
Yes, in the real fishtank Sam doesn't break character, allow Simbal to be kicked, and completely give up on the show.
I get it, asking for competent production is a lot to ask.
Let's just concede to turning Fishtank into IP Streamer House full of oddbods
having the finalists get a redo as plants sounds like a neat concept but it doesn’t work in practice. they’re just encouraged to blend into the background which isn’t remotely entertaining to watch
Jet Neptune Dies Today: The Return of Daddy Dooly
you weren't the biggest luke/jobe glazer in this side of the community kek
I liked them but the biggest is an exaggeration
Program /ftl/:
Worship fish, lick fish, want to BE fish
Fish eats orange on a Tuesday
KILL FISH DESTROY FISH NEVER LIKED FISH
You people even do it with the people who post here
probably not but it would’ve given production more time to plan instead of casting during the season
there’s never been a “real” fishtank. i thought it was generally agreed that the show is experimental and it’s just shock and gross out stuff mostly.
It's highly unlikely they could have put together a returning cast that could keep up the act for even a full week. Even so, if they did it and failed they still could have had a big friendtank thanksgiving instead of the Day 33 slopsgiving we got.
fuck it just make Jet a fish
we all know that's what he really wants
Donkey Kong has gone rogue
I REPEAT
Donkey Kong has gone rogue
you don't understand i have to idolize, self insert, and obsess because it's really good for my mental health or something
Worse yet, you are a jet glazer
(He does it for free LMAO)
s3 passed the point of no return once they forced alex out but it could've been salvaged to an extent if they didn't self-sabotage the famouse house 2 idea on the first day. they could have done a fake fakeout ending where they actually give the prize to one of the random people they brought in for fh 2 and end the show for real
I use the term "real fishtank" to mean the idealized version of the concept, something which all enjoyers should aspire to achieve.
losing Alex was a huge blow but I argue the show was salvageable until they lost Simbal
That's not the right code.
so this is the clairetent i’m missing out on
We give Jet most of the shit but sometimes forget Sam breaking character, roidraging, and impulsively kicking people of the show has been a major detriment to each season.
i think they should just tighten up what they’ve got going now. you would appreciate it if you were an actual enjoyer.
ANUS
OUT
they really just made a tool where you can troll goran by sending him infinite fake applications and images lol
I miss daily upskirt shots from Haley. To think we'll never get another Bitchtank... it's enough to make a grown man-child cry.
forgot about this mutant lol
At least give it a believable filename
that was during thanksgiving
i remember that day being extremely grim
based money laundering anona
I was expecting them to hide a couple former fish amongst them, someone they didn't see when watching the clips upstairs
There is no tightening up Stream Stars II: Fantank because it is a flawed concept.
To me the biggest draw of Fishtank is its mystique, tension, and unpredictability.
We got that S1 since no one knew what to expect and on S2 and S3 before the reveal.
All signs are pointing towards S4 being a low effort production full of predictable fans.
they really just made a tool where you can troll goran
Tell me more about this. I have infinite free time, an ability to code, and an autists level of focus to dedicate toward a task.
Abi is still with the Ogre, he give her love, friends , a hobby and shelter
she always looks so unwashed. i bet her pussy is like a bristly salt lick. i want it so bad.
bad times create strong men
strong men create good times
good times create weak men
...
some things never change
Simbal was the key.
He could have kept up the act.
How many hours have you watched of the 24/7 SAM HYDE LIVESTREAM FEED?
Season 3 is so bad that seeing people defend it, let alone say it's the best season, genuinely leaves me shellshocked
they never watched the earlier seasons, at most saw clips
do old school open casting calls for Last Man Standing in public places to fill the rest of the cast and put the retards who replied to your lazy instagram post on plant duty under strict orders not to reveal or break character
That concert was an insane fishtank moment lost to history. I recall him posting a instagram story from there and I really should have saved it.
Being a fish is the last thing he wants to be, he'd never put himself in a position to be humiliated
yeah
i don't even remember that but it sounds very similar to ".....did you get a haircut?"
His entire existence is a lifelong humiliation ritual
molly ephraim is the key to all of this
When I was at the audition I was hassling Jet about what the challenge was and asking if
Who can stay here the longest in the lobby
is the challenge
But I got called a schizo and almost got thrown out by Jet for daring to suggest that there could be anything fun done while we're all gathered there
He also kept coming out and telling people to be quiet or stop streaming
If you think Fishtank is about challenges or having fun, you're in the wrong show
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Some people let their wives start businesses to keep them busy and out of the way. I would imagine that is what Fishtank became after s2 for Sam and Jet. Sam seems to only be around to be Goldstriker and Jet isn't involved in any direct MDE stuff anymore. Sam even referred to Ben as "Ben from Fishtank" like how you'd expect him to say "Luis from LoS or Nick frok Cumtown"
Are you obese?
".....did you get a haircut?"
sam can be a reactionary retard but it always felt like he cared about season 3 more than jet the showrunner did
No
What cologne does Ben use? Did he tell you? Could you describe the aroma in meticulous detail?
Basically before the show went live, Jet didn't think he or Ben would ever have to go upstairs outside of a shark suit to fulfill fishtoys. Host Goldstriker would show up to deliver a daily challenge or whatever and the show would basically run itself otherwise. They obviously immediately recognized that wouldn't work but Jet had already made plans to hit up a concert on maybe day 4 or 5 and there's no way he could just cancel that!
danke schön
Ben is nice.
But he's short.
He fucked up my picture for the tank. Literally the worst photo anyone has ever taken of me.
Made me look like eggy and stretched my head up
Embarrassing desu
For all of his faults Sam seems to actually give a shit about delivering a product and not fucking fans over. The wiggers have fell ass backwards into all of this and they obviously take it for granted.
That doesn't answer any of my inquires
you're going to tell me you're NOT eggy? I refuse you believe you're not eggy.
damn bro... he banged taylo...
Eggy was Jet's r9k idol. He wouldn't need to audition.
Sam seems to actually give a shit about delivering a product and not fucking fans over
KEK
isaacbros before clairehoes
#imfeelinglucky
anon finds out hes hideous
Actually the reason I 100% won't get on is because in the interview I called Jet Hack_blastered and told him I was from Anon Babble
who is your favorite fish
rare chip
nigga looks like jobe and eggy had a baby
For all of his faults Sam seems to actually give a shit about delivering a product and not fucking fans over.
Lmao this has to be a imbecile who fucking watches clips only.
Eggy was Jet's r9k idol. He wouldn't need to audition.
eggy is the one that posted jet's attempted rape of egirls on Anon Babble so I doubt it
Cole because he's my fellow Anon Babble poster
Summer because I stalked her all through s2 and drew fanart of her
I only know eggy because of the elliot rodger guy
eggy was an even more annoying attention whore than jet on r9k i dont like him
i dont remember sam ever outright mocking the fans and laughing about them for being annoyed at stuff like tts being too loud or nothing happening for days at a time. I don't rmeember sam ever coming on and telling me i need to start a family and get a life.
How did chip lose so much weight
For all of his faults Sam seems to actually give a shit about delivering a product and not fucking fans over.
I'm watching tokyo drift for the first time wish me luck
Watch Cure (1997) instead
hey Burt did you know Unibrow's dick was posted on Anon Babble?
is jet the only person burt has come across that he didnt try to fuck?
Simbal as well. The two guys he said aren't attractive are also the two guys he said didn't give any queer vibes.
they were truly the grimmest of times. went over there for the first time in years the other day and saw that selfposting is banned. so maybe it was worth it after all DESU
Thoughts on Jon?
it's crazy how naturally and unintentionally funny Cole is. he's like the definition of aspergers if I've ever seen it.
What liquor did you buy brother? These threads are grimm
From the age of 6 to 10, I spent almost all my late afternoons playing football in the street. One time, we were only 4 so we couldn't play a game, so we were practicing our shooting, just trying to bend the shoot (make it go in a curve). A bunch of 6 or so Sinaloans appear and ask us to play a game. Sinaloans are violent af so we couldnt pussy out. But we all knew that you cant play rough with them except one of my friends who had some autism and was very competitive. 3 minutes into the game, he hit the main sinaloan really hard and they all started beating the shit out of us, specially my sperg friend. We had to take him to the clinic.
It was awesome when his father arrived and said, "why is it always you who gets beaten" I felt really bad for my friend
youtu.be/Rc2bmS30B6E
ive had this song stuck in my head for days but finally found it thanks to my old last.fm
Would it be a good bit to make a dozen or so claire cringe posts then make a CCC consisting of only my own claire cringe?
nice. the xx was a vibe
I've been a NEET for 1 week now and I have no idea how you niggers do it. Shit's kinda boring man.
don't do it. i don't.
Already retired from my jerb anon.
why are you a neet
Made enough money to quit my job so I did. Now I'm being a NEET and I think I should probably start a small side gig or something.
I wasn't shitposting when I wrote 30% of the original CCC btw. Everything I said about Claire I meant in earnest, and the editor of the compilation rewarded me for my candor. My advice: don't try to make another compilation and just post normally from heart. You never know what could come of it.
Sam can't fucking run the show, he shows up and Jet & the audience give him the rundown on what's happened for the day. Then he either does some funny shit or ends up doing something that makes the show worse.
Sam only cares for the first week or so, then he gets bored and phones it in
Young jon
weirdpilled
I've been thinking the same thing lately.
Gonna start scouting for a SBC (Scott Based Compilation)
Scott Based Colonic
what came
that's vgr btw
Devil spawn
who
The guy who took claire to a Poppy concert in Seattle recently and is again taking her to a Poppy concert in New York this weekend.
lol if you actually think this
have we had confirmation jon was the top during the cnc anal w/ summer. like why specify anal otherwise
After much consideration, I've decided I will stop following or caring about Claire for my own good. It's becoming frankly ridiculous to care and worry about a person I don't know. Her life is her own and I have to respect that. But I still know I can't just watch her clairetent as a casual fan without relapsing again. That's why I'm going cold turkey. For my own good. I love you Claire. Thank you for all the pleasant memories you provided me and making me feel less lonely. Goodbye!
she initially told meg in her discord that jon raped her and that she was traumatized. After what summer said about production she thought it was obviously fake and told Anon Babble what summer was saying. Nobody believed Summer, everybody called out summer for lying and trying to frame Jon. In response she walked back her claim of rape to saying it was just rape roleplay and she's not accusing Jon of anything. Somebody asked her why were you traumatized if it was just rolepaly and she said because it was anal and anal makes her traumatized.
Nobody has ever asked Summer about what she said ever again.
jon made her treat him like a little slut
i'm an anal swut
just don't goontraffic ftl girls
you're quitting claire because of these vgr trolls?
Never the guy
Never drew a dime
Never had a good match before BG and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
Never cut a memorable promo
Never put anyone over
Never had the balls to step out his comfort even when San threw thousands at him
Main evented the lowest drawing pre s3 spinoff
Main evented the lowest drawing pre s4 spinoff
Only the 4th best member of S1
Only the 6th best member of Blood Games
His backstage clique "The 40 boys" was utterly BTFO by Xio and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Paydro Blue on us
His model cosplay was cringeworthy
His firefighter cosplay was cringeworthy
Unironically calls himself """"""""A FOWOWER OF ANDEW TATE""""""""
Shit taste in whiskey
Shit hairline
Date with summew
The palace called him and he answered
palace is grifttent
Delete all your Claire images if you're real. You won't!
"frankly" ridiculous
Ha. Hey Klaus. I could never do that kinda work anyways, much too social, too many people to interact with.
Giving more of a shit than jet isn't exactly a high bar. Also doesn't make it much better when Sam's idea of content is playing out his sexual fantasies on the female fish
keep your van cult shit away from our boy. he has been a terrible influence on jon
new
your van cult shit away
jon knew him first lol
Facts
Shadi how tall are you?
5’61/2
So Jon is like 5'7"-5'8" at most. Thank you Shadi.
He’s like maybe 5’8 - 5’9 maybe 5’10 cause he’s a litttttle taller give ir take
You're almost the same height as him though. I'm 5'10"
He’s crouching down a little it’s hard for me to gage if day 5’8
Shadi I have a quest for you. When Jon is in LA visiting, please take him to a 7-11/convenience store. When he's walking out, please make note of where he lands on the built in height chart on the door. Thank you.
Just use this image
Sam and Jet are both known to wear lifts in their shoes. Shadia is honest. She'll tell me true.