I'm a forklift operator

What are you driving?
Pengate?
Crown?
Toyota?
Is it a counterbalance or a high/low?
Electric or gas powered?
24v or 36v?

Its not a career
It's a calling

Is it true that getting forklift certified will make women like you? I don't have the willpower to do it.

I live in the middle of nowhere and make 23/hour which is decent enough out here. I get paid breaks so my day is a true 8 hours. Also quarterly profit sharing so I do well enough.

Seems like a based job desu
A lot of those guys get paid a decent salary
Basically a professional Tetris player

Worst thing about being a forklift operator is that you're fucking addicted to energy drinks.

BT or Rocla?
250+ pallets in a 8h work Day ina large warehouse or u not even trying. Correct?

Fork lift me up where we belong.

This is very true. I’m trying to cut back to one per day and eventually none.

You can make good money if you're a forklift operator at an industry, especially mines.
Go to N.Dakota or Alaska and work somewhere remote where they pay you loads for a year or two. Come home and be banked and actually buy a home.

How get job? Ooga booga

I don't believe you.
Post your forklift driver t-shirt

no, a space jew just flew over my house

I don't know, I believe we ain't
I saw some guy working on forklifts and thought he was cool, so I got off my 1.5 year long NEET, did course, and got a job
im harsh with them bitches, especially HR ones

female forklift driver

never saw one, they're extremely rare
Everything good, brother. Keep up the good work
I have relatively very good wage because I'm a student
Currently Jugenheimers. I much prefer Toyota or Still, though
electric only
currently high/low
People treat you better when they learn you're a certified forklift operator instead of just warehouseman
and smoking. I don't like smoking, but still do because every other operator does. I treat this as social aspect

Are you worried about our future robot overlords?

Bruh, you be drowning in pussy, come on anon, don't hold out on us, gib stories.

I have a trailer on 10 acres. Thinking of either buying some hunting land or trying my hand at farming.

People treat you better when they learn you're a certified forklift operator instead of just warehouseman

You must live in a real third world shithole if they let you drive a forklift without a licence.
Since you're a EU memeflag but obviously from a shithole with no regulation, im guessing Moldova, Kosovo or "Macedonia".

i'm a better forklift operator than you and i'm a welder too

lower your tone

lol ok.
Point is however that forklift jobs is an easy way out of poverty if you're willing.
Easy to get a licence (1-3 days training) and lots of job opportunity, some can be very well paid if its remote and industrial.

Greetings Fellow Forker.
Started with small Clark lift un machine shop.
Moved to much larger forklift and gantry crane in aluminum foundry. Lot of very hot light skinned latinas in that one. The hottest tallest one always bent over to pick up a crate of parts with her ass pointed at me every time I passed. She moved too fast once l, flipped her hair into machinery and got yanked in. I got sprayed with her blood. Still have mental issues looking at girls ass. Have had to sexo them from front only ever since.
Also saw a dude speared through the head with an aluminum tube doing what I had told him not to do when I was training him.
Eventually moved to loading ships.
Enjoy, King.

Whete the pallets fly on racks soo high

Do you wear those forklift truck driver skeleton t shirts?

Can you pop a wheelie on that sombitch?

The aisle is long
There are people in our way
But we move a thousand pallets every day

No. But you can spin some mean ass bodies and do straight line burnouts while sliding backwards.

My first acid trip I was driving the old forklift. I remember having to get off the lift to move a couple feet to move something out of the way and all of a sudden my ability to perceive distance was fucked it looked like it was 20 yards away then I started stumbling back to the forklift like a blind man and smacking the shit out of my leg on the side. Anyway the Nissan forklifts were cash so smooth a ride. We also had these old lifts that ran on propane and seemed to have been made in the time before man. What's your favorite lift? Standing or sitting?

Be careful out there, anon.
Forklifting is dangerous.

running a forklift in acid

Here have one of my oldest g4aohpsum cards.

My first forklift job was in a cabinet manufacturer warehouse and I drove an old electric caterpillar forklift. My current job is for a food distribution company and we have lpg unicarrier lifts. Both sitting. I’ve also messed around with a doosan lift and volvo front loader.

What are you doing next Thursday?

Much Respect To All Forklift Heroes

Kek

Good choice. I've been forklift certified since I was 16 (31 now) and it's quite possibly the best industry to work in. Especially if you're in transport and don't have to deal with regular warehouse retards. Outdoor yards are pretty chill too

My mom cheated on my dad with a forklift driver.

how the fork would he know?

reminds me of that wagie spilling tomato sauce all over the floor. day ruined.

is it everything the forklift certified memes make it out to be? is it monotonous?

is it everything the forklift certified memes make it out to be?

they're obviously exaggerated, but it's a fine job

is it monotonous?

it may appear so in the beginning, but it isn't always the case, sometimes it can get very creative
kek
no, I'm not ready for them yet, they're reserved for forklift veterans
12h shift of driving forklifts, 2h leg workout, 10h sleep
one of the reasons I wanted to be a forklift operator is because you don't need to talk as much with other people compared to being just a warehouseman, but also it filters out the retards. Most operators I've met were very chill dudes

how long have you been at this?

what does your skilltree look like?

What milestones have you gotten and what's next?

I am happy you exist.