/SMG/ Stock Market General

Return to the promise land edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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all Anon Babble threads must compete for the one page that exists

spicy

I bought soxl at 10.01 last week
Watched it bounce around 8-9 for awhile
Sold at 10.70 this week
Should have held longer. Made profit but still feel kinda bad.

Trump is just too stressful to trade with. I'm just going to DCA into safe, conservative, non-leveraged ETFs like SCHG until the grown-ups control this government again.

How did you guys do while Anon Babble was down?

Also got a new knife today in the spirit of doomspending. Looks awesome but surprisingly the button and blade have more play than my cheap daily driver $99 SOS OTF. Guess I was just expecting more. Still very nice, undeniably more ergonomic, noticeably better action, and a much better blade. This is more for showing than using for me considering the price tho.

N

Holy shit we're fucking back
Nice blade

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+120 on the trading today. last post got deleted but basically 5400 is a very important level for the s&p, and we're well above that and actually above 5500 which is pretty bullish. not actually expecting a weekly close above 5500 though, that's just over an hour away so stepping away from the trading unless something obvious happens, could get an explosive move one way or the other, a major rugpull to take us to 5400, which is basically where the market should be right now, or a major gas pedal stomp to signal we're going much higher, as it is this is a very good spot for the week on the s&p. also watching intc closely, as i write this it's trading at $20 exactly and i've mentioned what an important level that price is for that stock, want a close above $20 today. seeing a lot of bullish signs and my fingers are crossed for a really nice close, but i'm not betting on it.

wtf, do you have to wait 120 seconds before posting in any thread?

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yes but now no

Why do you guys hide out here instead of Anon Babble?

SOXL KEKS

Everyone on biz is dilation mad about trump, it's gay as fuck

full of faggots
basedjak is better
range ban all indians now

Am I doing it right, guys?

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Welcome back everyone.
What did you guys scoop? I've been scooping SCHD like crazy since it's over 4% yield

i listen to this while i operate conveyor belts that feeds niggers and canadian posters into a woodchippers
youtube.com/watch?v=1yyTxvzeGuw

Is it time to go back to biz?

Site is broken

Anon Babble jannies are unreasonable and vindictive. they are also very hostile to anime and likely transexuals. also everyone on Anon Babble is either a newfriend, a fed/tranny, or a faithless coward that defected back. the first two reasons are long-standing, the third is new but probably the most important. 2 months ago biz /smg/ averaged 1 thread/week, now it is multiple threads/day. think about that for a bit...

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I got to say, Anon Babble being down made me a more productive man. But I did miss you guys so good to be back frens

Secret ban reasons

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can we still submit our emails to the botnet?

hey everyone hope your time away was good. also fuck biz and tays still fake

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s&p above 5500, intc above 20, booked profits for the week trading. probably going to have to take a loss next week though, chart is telling me there's not much hope of profiting in one of my big goofs, hopefully i get some green on monday to sell into. gonna cut into my trading profits for the year big time but i'll still have cash after i sell unless it's down huge over the weekend, which is possible too. really happy Anon Babble is back, don't want to argue the merits of here vs there, but this is where i've been for a very long time, this is where my memories are, this is where i'm most comfortable posting, and unless there's some more radical changes, this is where i'm staying.

Hello Frens. Good to see you guys again

Go back.

I wish I had money to buy more soxl when it went under $9 but I used my fun bucks to buy a statuette of a scantily clad anime girl instead. I did buy a LEAP, though.

IP rangebanned already

God bless Canada

Feels good to be back home. I didn’t mind sharty, I just didn’t feel like we really belonged. I do wish them well though.

so many slurs had to be kept in.

now i can release them again

niger niger niger

Oh my god thank God it's back. I missed all of you so much. The thought of never seeing scoopsies twinkish frame again kept me up at night. We joke about wishing this site would shut down but now we know the real consequences of that. It's good to be home. You are all my sweet bb boi's.

Think im going to get a pizza tonight

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So can I post bush again?

I bought Europe, Japan, CMCSA, and GOOG today.

bull market resumes when Anon Babble comes back

Coincidence?

you guys missed the best /smg/s ever

Just keep it tasteful

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This

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I don't want to come back here, now I know jannies were lying when they banned me for porn spam. I'm tired of the captcha and I'm tired of the 2mb limit. the shartie is better.

It’s been a pretty eventful few weeks. Buying up all the shares of SOXL I can afford. My yearly dividends are now a bit over $20k. (Average yearly salary for wage cucks here). My RYCEY also now pays an annual divy and is still on the way up. It’s always good to visit new places but it’s always great to be home. WAGMI

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Where have you been young man? Your mother and I (and her boyfriend) have been worried sick

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Reminder to buy MSTY for $2/share in 2 weeks. If no position might be better to wait until ex div to build a position. $23 stock currently that pays for itself in a year in distributions

Captcha YMAXV

Yieldmax, maximum Yield™

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It's been a horrible couple of weeks. Been aimlessly checking when Anon Babble would be back up.

ATGAS

AND

OIL
I
LETS NOT FORGET NIGGERS AND JEWS

I was starting to wonder if maybe you actually got the janny job and didn’t tell us. Then went into hiding because of the dox. Didn’t see you in any of the other boards. Might want to think about getting back in to RYCEY.

Save me a couple pairs of socks. They still look good.

based

Why do you guys hide out here instead of Anon Babble?

Anon Babble jannies were gay as fuck and banned you for almost anything

plus we have flags here and it's a nsfw board so its more laissez faire

because ur mom
is over there
and she still tries
to get me
to pay
child support
and i stopped
letting her
tickle deez nutz
with her muff

that yield won't continue once the vol dissipates
MSTX will be going out of business

I developed a taste for roasted peas while we were down. They are very crunchy.

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I can't believe how much I missed this place. I really need to get a life.

My oven isn't heating up. How am I supposed to cook my tendies now!?

You can do them in a frying pan. It's pretty good. Use oil.

in ur
AIR
FRYER
with an
AIR FRYER
u can
cook anything
except
things
u cant

Like deep frying?

No. Medium-low heat. Thin swirl of cooking oil the amount you'd use to fry eggs, place frozen tendies in pan. Cook time around 15-20 minute or something.

I think we’re filling that gap then drilling again
I lurk and post in both. Unfortunately there just isnt enough traffic here to only be here, and unfortunately for Anon Babblesmg/, the proportion of retards or newfags is too high to only post there. /smg/ must be made whole again

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Maybe it's time to buy an air fryer. I won over $1k on the slots last night. I should treat myself.

u will
be very glad
u have a
AIR FRYER
especially for TENDIES
and
TATER
FUCKING
TOTS
and ALL BEEF HOT DOGS

BTC will breach 100k
MSTR will breach 400
MSTY will breach 30 again by summer

WAGMI

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hot dogs

There's only one type of weiner that touches these lips, and it's the weiner most chosen by baggot.

kosher

I eat a dog with pork and beef and fuck you chicken mixed in as well.

Where did you guys go while Anon Babble was down?

yeah
those r
breddy gud
and NATHANS too
both ALL BEEF
both KOSHER
both TRIBE OWNED
ur moms muff

I can tell you where I wasn't and that's balls deep in clown pussy and that's a real issue in my life that needs a solve

all three of the major alt chans. moe is nicest but kind of broken still despite best efforts of the owner. sharty was most active but that place is gross and feels dirty. i did think it was funny that the local residents there were upset the boards stopped being solely about unrelenting soijak spam. They were very unhappy about the presence of complete sentences in their homeland.

I mostly just played vidya

omg hi guys

i tried to go to 7chan but it goes to a porn site instead so i had to go to reddit i hate how fake everyone sounds on reddit

Good evening, niggers.

Need to put her in a rear choke and have a mix of her facepaint and hacked up spit dripping down my arm while i pound her like a rabid dog

This website is total raisin

nigga you got clown's syndrome

CHECKED
DUB DUBS
and
dont forget
JEWS

Checked total kike death confirmed giga bullish

We need more clussy posters

hi

also WHY the fuck do i ahve to wait 120 seconds for every post WHAT THE FUCK

Just wait for scoopsies to show up. He exclusively sleeps with clown pussy. Side note, deion sanders kid still hasn't been drafted. Lol. Lmao even.

If I see the word raisin one more time I’m going to raisin a Yugo.

go back to Anon Babble

go to /smg/

remember there are no flags

remember the only reason there are no flags is because its swarming with isrealis and indians.

remember that jannies there are likely pajeets

Why can't they just add the fucking flags?
And this 120 second shit...holy fuck.

I don't have to wait 120 seconds, what's this bs you speak of?

pajeets

*TROONS TRIGGERED BY JOHN WAYNE

What are you talking about? Basedchan had the 120 second thing. These new captchas are a bit of a nuisance but I don’t wait and my integrity is not questioned either.

basedchan

Meant šǒýchan. I forgot about the switch thing.
Fucking raisin

It went away after a few posts. Extremely annoying. If you weren't on the page when the 120second countdown went down, you had to start it over.

that only happens
when the site
detects
reddit cookies
in ur browser

Got 'em

i made money for the first time ever while /smg/ was down

I may have regained my home
but in returning I have lost my 'tegridy

Fucking raisin

please never speak of this again

Ultimately this problem was caused by having insufficient skilled man-hours available to update our code and infrastructure, and being starved of money for years by advertisers, payment providers, and service providers who had succumbed to external pressure campaigns.

They should cut janny pay if it is this bad

thank you I completely missed the link in bold text at the top of the page

finally, I never have to see Anon Babble smg again

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it is actually impressive how hard sharty died, Anon Babble at 7 pph,

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no it's not impressive this was literally fully expected lmao

it wasn't that bad over there, if you could post

Elon just needs to buy Anon Babble already. It would cost him what is the equivalent of pocket change and it would remove the need for globohomo advertisers. I bet you could buy this entire website for a couple million dollars.

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