/dd/ general 2

cheeeeeken jockeeeeeey

2 mb file limit

REEEE

unironically the best voice lines in the game youtube.com/watch?v=9AMwIy-0bRs

depends really, like i wouldnt toast a kaiser roll it´s already crunchy

i need to ask my brother to torrent it on his pc and let me play (he owes me for the ice cream he stole)

hmm, ive actually got 5k after doing kvatch, should I do the haunted house?

I like how numbers anon is still going on about his brother (and the stolen ice cream)

we´re on wikipedia lads

Yes!!

HOLY FVARKING KINO

hi frens

Hello /dd/ good to be back

making history

what a nice place it even has a balcony Sean!

welcome!

we really created a piece of history #neverforget

welcome frens

Great minds think alike. I wonder what the population was.

was wondering about the numbers too, i can definitely recognise at least 50 posters

when your shitposting makes the history books

Ty anon /down/ie. good to be here.

G-g-g-GHOSTS

ACK

I mean as far as people constantly posting (assuming not too many with multiple accounts) there couldnt have been more than like 30 or so right? more if you count people who came and went. though I noticed near the end "guests" could also like posts, so its possible there were quite a few lurkers too.

u're my're freimds

bros...we've been recognized!

I followed just shy of 50 accounts that were at least semi active and I'm assuming there were quite a few lurkers

It was a learning curve to go from nigger nigger to no no words lool

frens forever

i got so used to no cursing i still keep saying fugg instead of fuck. also now we can say EGG

I kept getting jannied for saying

shit

right till the very end

hey more frens!

You actually drew DD chan?

test... i think im shadowbanned

i see ya

Yaaaaa i made it

did the autojanny follow us here?

hiii i made like 3 other posts that didnt get through

it´s not mine, there are quite a few different artworks

we´ve got olive japan and normal japan now

I had so many spam posts n shit. I'm fatty h8r

thats cute

No shit? Where were they posted?

the greyboy looks like my greyboy

i think anons were just sharing them on catbox, i found most on here

where are my posts going

I want to updoot this so hard.

I lurked dd for two days before joining. I got b&nd not from disqus but Downdetector. I went to my profile and touched all the red flags and became unb&nd. lol it was that shrimple.
JAKH4

bet he´s a cutie. i miss my kitty, she died in december, got lukemia out of nowhere and wasnt even a year old:( i´ll adopt a new kitty after i move out again

I think it's eating my images I don't know how to post on Anon Babble

yooo welcome bro

i was there posting from the beggining, who else here an oldfag?

You woke up I see.

filesize limit? its 2mb here for some retarded reason. Im not sure if it tells you without the extension.

felt good to say that without censoring lmao

can't believe you were polish this whole time

Hewwo

I think I started on day 3

Been up for a bit but I slept in yeah

I have certified first post on the outage map, as well as the australian mirror.

I think I found it the morning after the first day, I figured it was some normal temp outage, didnt check and went to bed. next day I see

Anon Babble users using the down detector comment section in light of major hack!

in my google feed thing, and the rest is history.

I don't know, it worked now

felt good to say that without censoring lmao

I think i'll miss the egghating autojanny
hello fatty
impressive, very nice

lol I had a 30 day ban for just a stupid post on Anon Babble that I could appeal in two days. I didn’t want to use airplane mode so I waited the two days. That second day was when 4chin went down. Discovered Anon Babble in 2004 or 5. Been here ever since.

hmst maybe I'll namefag perchance

i´m a brit with polish german mother currently neeting at my polish´s grandma house, i mentioned it on /dd/. where did ya think i was from

I thought about you when Anon Babble came back to life. I figured you’d find out.

it would be helpful desu
I thought you were a brit in bongland, i am very stupid don't take it personally

who are u? i still dunno how in the first downie thread someone guessed who i was straight away after i just posted a hello cat pic

sells me a cursed house full of fucking ghosts and runs

aww look hes sleeping so soundly behind that (hard) locked door. sure would be a shame...

meant to reply to

I was posting something at the time, my post didn't go through, i refreshed the page and saw the QA banner, then went to down detector just to see if it was me.
Sort the post by oldest, there were some oldfags from 2 months ago.

lmao you´re not stupid, you couldnt be there for all of my blogposting

Prove your Disquis

catching up on blivion lore is easier without doing the catbox shuffle

Dont call it a come back, I been here for years

That was me, you have a very particular posting style + flag
sup ZD

kek not what I ment.

I don't think I can ever use this account to post on the roger ebert forums ever again

but i´ve just posted a single image, that´s crazy! i´ve heard the thing about distinct posting style before tho, i once had a guy from discord who didnt even know im on Anon Babble recognise me and it was on a board without flags lmao

why would anyone lie about that

I "persuaded" him to help lift the curse, the damn rat.
The face animations in this game are actually great though.

hello fren
i don't know how to do that, I made an account tues morning I think, I noticed the /dd/ posting before bed on monday

That pfp gave me a kek

I meant i was bound to come back, I've been on Anon Babble for a looooong time

Right.

I meant time proving not identity

is it worth picking up on sale, i'm kind of feeling it now

I just scrolled to the bottom of my notifications, I noticed it right after it happened because I was actively posting on fit. It was around noon my time

I normally don’t namefag but special operations n all dat sheiiit

it's a secret to everybody :3

I agree, I was wanting, no, fiending to anonymous post for so long but I don't really care anymore

like I said I just pirated it. I bought the original and dlc but never really played it. I think 40 is a bit much myself but im kinda broke RN. self employed +taxes hit hard. its a lot better than I expected, and really my only complaint is the stupid changing of the body type and sex buffs. but it seems like an actual faithful remaster.

it´s even funnier if you know the context

I dont like it everywhere, but just one namefag thread is fine

im too lazy to scroll all the way to the bottom, ive got 1k posts

ugh fine I'll namefag >_<

I don't follow sport

I sorted by oldest and scrolled through until I got to the first post of the happening (happened?)

yup just on /down/

ahh its you hello!

I knew it was you anon!

I-Is it that obvious?

Of course, naturally
The other boards I lurk are so slow rn anyways

hello (^_^)/

American sleepy time.

im gonna make my duck breast ive been dry curing for dinner (does it count as dinner if it´s 4am?)

Well context is everything.
Numbers anon posted a link to the thread a little after you made a post on /dd/, shortly after a new Mexican flag showed up (not to be confused with lifts her tail who was already in the thread, it wouldn't have made sense for them so say hi again). Naturally the only logical assumption is that it was you, deductive reasoning+ facts and logic.

duck being cheaper than chicken while its on sale is really the best thing about poland, im gonna miss it

woah we´ve got sherlock holmes here. wait you´re also the anon who recognised me! you´re actually sherlock holmes tier

actually I was already lurking here for a while before he sent that link, but still good job ^_^

It feels so good to be billy posting on Anon Babble again, bros!
You truly don’t know what you have until it’s gone.

naturally heh *pushes glasses*
Yes plus the desire to be your friend

lol

desire to be your friend

:D I want to be your friend too ^_^
well I guess we are all already frens

i don't even remember where I have all my funny based 4cham pictures saved i need to set my puter up for posting again tomorrow
aw man i'll do that later

like I said I just pirated it.

sorry I don't read thread i just post thing
hello D

you two should kiss lmao

context

What is it?

And uh and uh *grabs your shoulders and kisses u with tongue*

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
eggs

hold this updoot

erm he has a gf, we are just friends

*blushes* but enjoys a good
smooch

I hate uprooted but it was fun there

this is a red board right
+1
+1
-1
-1

just a bit of fun :) pass that battletoad copy over here.

Reeeee

I have a gf already though

Ziff Davis... How could you...

Asterisk posting really does take me back to old internet

hi :)

just a wee bit of /down/ie humor or an attempt at least :)

I know but hehe

YOU HAVE MAIL
*wakes family*

you´re german do you not watch football? the guy smilling in the pic was bought by barcelona fc for a huge amount (almost 150m euros if i remember correctly) and he was injured half of his time there and didnt really perform as well as they´d expect, got bought by psg and got way better there, tho during the first year he still wasnt that good. only had 6 goals last year and 2 of them were against his former club. the pic is after psg came back in the second leg against barcelona where he scored a goal. i just low that shit eating grin of his after that

I guess I had a /dd/ tab open on this puter since last weekend, how nostalgic
downvooting encourages quality posting :)

1764 hahahahaha

*rapes you violently*

Holy shit

classic six gorillion

it should be like 30k but disqus probably doesn't know what to do with that
I should have capped the task manager of that tab it was like 11 gb of ram lol

oh ye my b my autistic ass assuming everyone else knows everything ive said or whatever

we made it into the basement behind a spooky sealed door. and after reading a bloodstained tome and activating the alter with mr bones on it, we were greeted with a voice. mr lorgen says he simply wants a chance to atone for his sins! he sure seems like a nice guy, not sure why everyone said he was such an asshole before. im glad it wasnt anything bad!

EEEEK
orgasms and sends (you) roses the next day only never to hear from (you) again.

still hurts we didnt get to 100k

*but I impregnate you so now you have my son and i never send child support*

refreshing replying to a post with clASSic in it and not getting jannied

oh ye my b my autistic ass assuming everyone else knows everything ive said or whatever

fuck you nigga
last chud got it locked down i believe

Still can

anyone wants to play a skrrible game before i go to eat my dinner

If only Anon Babble was down for one more weekend…

Disqus never knew what hit them. I can only imagine the CEO’s dinner table talk.

join me guys skribbl.io/?PwCV7FBw

That would only work for people that are not sure of which bathroom to use.

fuck you nigga

:( buy me dinner first

oh I just need to complete his skeleton with the spooky hand I found in a jar upstairs when he

is finally complete

he will go quietly and make peace with the divines! really seems like a nice guy for a necromancer, maybe they arent so bad afterall.

Sure

you´re german do you not watch football?

Only during the european and world championships, and even then only when there's a big game and I get to watch it with friends or in my local pub. So yeah I don't know shit about it besides the basic stuff
But thanks for explaining that pic, that really makes that wide grin a bit funnier.

66

forboding
welp

Not over yet. I will return to my Downdetector comfy hide out and shit post away.

Aw what come on its chat role-playing just pretend I have a fat fertile seed

disregard all of my ramblings from before

sorry im very autistic about football and somehow assume any european or SA is into it. these two clubs might face each other again in the final of CL which would be really funny

woaah another of our frens is here! welcome

is that anon still going to stream dr no?

:( buy me dinner first

I just wanted to use swear words

I can only imagine the CEO’s dinner table talk.

Ziff is demanding more server space for his gay chatroom sir

Give him what he wants, he has the biggest jaw of any CEO on this board

thank God chud is here

hullo sir

Hi honey, How was your day?
You won’t believe what happened. Those freaks from Anon Babble? They’ve not only taken up residence but are close to posting 90 thousand post. This is absolutely a record for Downdetector. Where’s the kids?

who´s this guy

I would but I know that you have cute fingers :)

Ziff

with THE EVIL defeated I have unhaunted the house. unfortunately there is still ghost cum all over the floors. what you have to put up with to get a place for under 5k nowadays...

youtu.be/hB7CDrVnNCs?si=9zoS1vgk_Xu37XN2

gonna eat my dinner and watch severance now

all this time I thought it was axel foley

+1 I came lots

enjoy 12345

i almost forgot i downloaded spongebob movie to stream, maybe tomorrow

white

not fat

therefore cute

Ill take it

yes. (you). will. But your secret is safe with me.
Blue eyes crying in the rain

I posted body on bant before and they called me anorexic twink because I'm flat :'^(

repeat after me. I’m not a naughty boy

I I can’t

THOSE BASTARDS!

*surprise loli snuggles you*

nice

I can tell whos who based on their posts

gives head pats

Checks flag

You weren’t there.

always rembar when even everyone leave, soul and spirit live on!!!! come on /down/ and let's have a good time!!!

also drink more waturrrr

hello kot!!

And TOUCH GRASS

What fucking flag is that, and is that the funny homophonic dog

ATTN: kot

hi kot :D

hello suspicious playstation anon, we met on Anon Babble earlier today!!!! hello again
Anon Babble jannie ragie and nuked /down/ thread
I always go to the forest near me and walk through it!!!
that's the Malaysian flag but I never saw a malay anon post on /down/
HELLO ZD!!!!
hello 4444 anon!!!!

u wer always one of the nicest

i was there on /down/ since day 1 thougheverbeit...

yeah i just saw they nuked the Anon Babble thread, nice to see you here!

ahhh yeis my kotposterfren

I saw that thread, popped in as it was nuked. Didn't you miss janny

hello kot!

what a coincidence, look who I just found!

OH it's the Momoi pfp anon??? I rembar now. I think I saw you a few times but you weren't a chronically online /down/ie
always be nice when person internet sit behind screen!!!
updooted!

nuked for no reason

DYEL JANNIE
IT'S a SIGN!!! AN ESOTERIC MEANING IS BEHIND IT

I still feel an OCD need to reply to every (You) like /down/

Oh? I maybe mistaken so please except my humble apologies.

I still feel an OCD need to reply to every (You) like /down/

that I do actually miss, just instantly typing a reply and pressing enter no bs

hello kotposter, i hoped i would see you again, you were very nice

It's either that or clicking UPDOOT as in " read acknowledged, and agreed "
Now, I feel a need to type based, real, agreed kek

Also not seeing

anon is typing a reply

feels weird lol

henlo frendo!!!

gonna go to sleep now, goodnight

ate too much sugar today, a raspberry muffin, and an ice cream bar.

It just feels polite

Good niiiiiiight

Night!!!
based sugar and beetus loading for faste energy
updooted

gn

Curious tho, what name did you post under on /down/?

gn fren

basedbooru is down

and so it begins...

captcha: SARSJS

check'd (that I dont mind having back) and g'nite!
definitely seems like the just made one of the fastest threads on this board so I'm sure itll be around.

this is helping with the above I think, we caught the /down/s

I think this is them

you weren't a chronically online /down/ie

for some reason my disqus account got logged out by itself so i had to log back in with gmail
nice try glowie

delete that shit bwo

Nighty Night big day takes it’s toll

definitely seems like the just made

I definitely miss being able to edit posts, I hate proofreading

actually...I was the real GLOWIE!!!!
wait...that's actually you
....

okay den keep your secrets

any other 1k+ chads here?

Shockingly no

C-c-c-checked!

Of course not. 3rds can’t into White man’s majikbox

mega based
also based

nothing personal fren

We namefagging now or what

i feel weird doing it here desu

sub 1.0 kd

follower ratioed

ggwp
yes my nigger

Teeheeeee yes I'm such a little fag

Having flags and ID is already namefagging in a sense desu
(TRUTH NUKE)
(SERIOUS HAT)
(ABSOLUTE FACTS)

Bery troof!

ye ig

going to repost the fly story cause I wanna see it in actual greentext

When do we post hands with timestamp to prove race and weight

Nah merely pretending to retread

ahem ahem

May I please have your attention.

NNNNIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRR

That is all.

pic rel

(You) had cool posts.

EVERYONE RELAX!
i am here.

Cheers to another excellent post

Brave and stunning!

Missed digits

fag

follow me

you won’t

Medium FRENDO!!!
thank you thank you
merci, merci beaucoup

Feels good to say Nigger again

On a real note I hate homosexuals but I think I did follow you

So how you bros holdin up? You resettling in just fine?

KOT!!! :D

off by 2

DoomFly

Be me

working at wendies 2014 iirc before the last story anyways

Its just about summer and its starting to get hot

bad ac windows open all day

over the course of a week there start to be a LOT of flies inside.

all over the stippled tan wall

hanging from the white specked tiles on the ceiling

suddenly they start to get bold, landing on people and licking sweat

PLEASE can we just get some fly control manager-sama?

she puts up a few worthless sticky tape things

not even a dent, yet I counted over 100 on one

their numbers grow

manager-sama says we CANNOT squish them

no fly swatters allowed "its not sanitary" "we cant let the customers see you do that!"

she leaves at dinner time

closing and the store is dead

eating a cancelled frosty

fly lands in it

I FLIP

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

grab half a stack of small paper bags

duct tape

working furiously to avenge my fallen frosty

two paper tears and a few strips of duct tape later

my masterpiece is complete

BIG

FLY

GENOC1DE

I begin my dark work

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT

with huge jumping swings Im taking out 5 at a time

any that dont get entirely obliterated end up geting slammed into the floor at lightspeed

any time we had a customer I moved out of sight and continued my coworkers understood

it must be done

fill what must have been a full dustbin of flies by the end on the night

blood and guts all over my uniform and the BFG

leave knowing I singlehandedly saved the store from a fly invasion

manager-sama comes in the next day

wow the sticky tape traps really work!

y-yeah

eggselent

lol didn’t read

Why are most women so stupid?

that's why I always keep frogs and geckos in my pocket.

it was an honor posting with you mr moot

I'm in ur pocket

checked

they just dont know how to deal with problems. but we have a society that puts them in positions where they need to (they dont).

stop eating my posts NIGGER SITE
i was getting worried tbqh
this guy posts

Sorry, I guesstimate fair, but doesn't problem solving equal intelligence?

Sean Bean is unconscious

am i getting rused

Thank you sir it was a great thing discovering the /down/ies. Much honored to be amongst some remarkable peeps. Loved it all.

I got distracted while typing.
I guess it's fair to say women are not typically good at problem solving, but then isn't problem solving key feature of intelligence? So most women then are stupid?

I think women have high emotional intelligence (sometimes) and they are good at other stuff. usually men would be in charge of that sort of thing, so they would instinctively put it off on someone else. hence the passive solution, where I as a man, took the active one.

no you're good, I got a (you) when that wasn't my post
+1 updoot

Oh I just remembered another good wendys story, this ones a banger. ill type it out in a bit. spoiler there is a lot of shit involved...

Ive been around, but a lil busy today
Just finished up my fivelayer chococake

So most women then are stupid?

No. Women bring in a different perspective that may change the narrative.

thats some nice lookin cake

Thanks anon!

10/10 cake
janny eating my posts

I wonder of Sean Bean has any paranoia in real life, you can't get killed in every movie you're in and not be self conscious about tempting fate like that.

cake/10
would eat

Never hit your grandma with a shovel
**trainspotting**
It leaves a bad impression on her mind

Look at me

I am the captain now

Wtf do you MEAN? Men have always been pretty fair to me, upfront and honest, even when bullying it was direct. Women are generally passive aggressive and manipulative, they don't understand consequences, and doing anything direct is pulling teeth. Here's a recent interaction

female one has shared that she had a stillbirth, her son died before she could ever hold him

their sister F2 just had a gender reveal

sister female 3 is notoriously venomous and passive aggressive

groupchat says oh man another girl, no boy cousins for the one nephew!

F3 says there would've been a boy cousin, but he's dead

F2 says she doesn't think F3 was malicious, just too stupid to understand

F2 cries to their mother that F1 was gossiping about her to me

the mother is upset with F1 and I for gossiping about... the grief of a dead child?

again insist F3 simply doesn't understand grief

F3 cries and says it's not a big deal, but that when F4 told people (when asked) F3 and her bf were on a break THAT hurt and was mean

mom chastises F3 and tells her not to confide in me because I'm not (and it's quote) "Christian enough"

F3 is smugmaxxed because she "won"

F1 goes on a 2 week trip to get away from them and continue grieving

But this is the most compassionate sex right? Christ alive, men would never.

Never intentionally been to /bants/ b4, I kinda like you geies. nb4 asshole

Thanks bros
I'll post other pics tomorrow, dont have good light rn and this board only lets 2mb apparently
I'll probably post in the cakes and deserts general on Anon Babble

Elaborate I'm feeling misogynistic today

kek
My alarm clock

same
happenings are always a good reason to crossboard

As Yoko Ono said “women are the nigger of the world”.

I mean more they understand it, and they definitely use it to their advantage. just think of the trope of a snake of a woman overpowering the strongest man with emotional manipulation. Im not saying they use it for good at all.

they dont understand consequences

m8 thats most people lmao, so many "people" you interact with on a daily basis are too low IQ to understand conditional hypotheticals. they cannot understand consequences. I would assume the average woman has a lower iq then a man, so theres the problem. same thing with nogs.

But this is the most compassionate sex right?

perhaps my understanding of the meaning of "emotional intelligence" is wrong or different from yours, to me its more they are adept at controlling people through words instead of actions, to me it doesnt imply good or bad. Maybe you have a different experience with them than I have, IDK. I completely agree men would never, because most are not manipulative bastards. some I swear cannot live without drama, and I think that might have had a part in your story too.

what did I miss

I did during April fools

I always check to see if that’s true. Sometimes it is, sometimes not. You tell me as I’m not a women.

women causing drama by existing

Fair

lol didn’t read … again

But is it tho?

yet he gives a (you)

we all know who won here

(you) have a brain.

For that story it's also the full belief that F3 did nothing wrong, TALKING about it was wrong. They simply couldn't believe she was intentionally malicious, naaaaaah. One party knows enough to know how to manipulate and inflict harm, the others are too ignorant to respond appropriately or are also malicious. No winning

k still didn’t read lol

No no i think is pretty spot on. Not all blacks are niggers, plenty of blacks hate niggers, infact everyone hates niggers except jews. Technically a non black can be a nigger, but it's associated with blacks. (A man behaving this way is feminine)

As annoying as it is to get

didn't read

It IS BDE

I can only go 9 words unless it’s about battletoads or how hgtfat responds or
better, good night /down/.

Would you use this

Goodniiiiiiiiiiight

The world of Golden [censored]

Why was egg bad?

They're extremely erotic

this

Hmmmmm

Ass is more erotic

>Ads by Google
Bwo?!

bro your AdSense?
ass was a close second on the janny lewdmeter

this is actually kinda funny

i went to go check here before i hit the hay
like i said, it was fun to post with you guys, i hope to see u fags again once the servers shit the bed again (so like a week from now)

Sure thing, take it easy

i'm heading 2 bed 2
gn hf!

killed a litch and am now an honorary paladin. time for bread I think. later /down/ keep it real

good night, dear frens!!!! sleep well!!! later, alligators!!!!!!!

*Updoots*

Tripfagging? yea i don't think so.

Ewww that's the wrong way to spell Dylan

good morning /downies/

Literally went /down/ in history

WE DID IT!

Reeee

chat...i think i predicted future

uhh bros...i don't remember Anon Babble being this boring, maybe I really should leave permanently

blatant fucking lies on wikipedia

what else is new

glowie is a canadian too

waow

You're popular

It (Anon Babble) being down really helped highlight a lot of this when coming back. The mundanity and monotony of dealing with the same types of posts day in and day out. Being off of Anon Babble was like a detox for sure. Just can't enjoy my old boards like I used to.

10 days without Anon Babble and people no longer want to be here

You guys are just healing...i only went on Anon Babble for a jojo thread and never bothered with other boards...if i finish the storytime there i guess i will be also gone unless something happens

gm cutie

God fucking hate cooldowns and captchas.

I don't have a cd but captchas are pain, nothing we can do