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Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

my 3rd message to the bumble girl and i already checked her potty-mouth. she hasn't asked about my job yet but i kind of doubt she writes anything back, i told her i slept all afternoon yesterday and that's the reason i didn't get back to her. if this results in a date i'd be very surprised. she should have had better timing though if she wanted the best version of me. trying to get my mind off my trading blunders and focus on what's good in my life, but there's honestly not a lot. having some tea, thinking about my friends at /smg,/ how i can get more gym time in, more prayer time, more blogging, those are the things that have been good for me.

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Why are you cheating on nippon anon?

well, i don't see it as that. i've tried very hard to open a channel between her and i but they've resisted. and if we were emailing i definitely wouldn't do this. also i'm beginning to have doubts and suspicions about the whole situation, dunno if it is my mind playing tricks or not but i think it is best i step back a little bit, "she" may be a he, may be a fed, may just be up to no good. it would take two minutes of their time to get me to see the truth and set me on the path they want, but they don't even want to do that so yeah. this is no betrayal, and she knows how to prevent stuff like this from happening, she just doesn't.

N

starting to get suspicious

It’s good to see you have finally caught up to the rest of us. Even on the chans dedicated to women the posters are always all men.

I'm all cash.

pussy

I asked it on biz but I wanna know Anon Babblesmg opinion too.
I have to choose between two ETFs. One is SCHD and the other is KNG which is basically NOBL with covered calls.
I already have positions on both so this is just my monthly contribution. Which one do you think I should pick for this month?

Reposting it here because I don't know which one is the real thread.

idk i think covered calls are silly, i've been boglemaxxing lately though, just been dcaing into 70% schg/30% schd.

Every other post on the biz thread is a 1pbtid

Indians are always roaming around on tuk tuks, scooters, and trains going nowhere in particular but must shill for their jew masters.

Its so odd. Why were there 10 threads per day before the hack? its a glow tranny psyop.

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There's still too many

i don't know what to think anymore. i still imagine she's out there, real, and i hope she's mulling over the thought of taking things to the next level, opening a real conversation with me. that would make me happiest, but right now i'll admit i am confused and not optimistic.

let's get better together babe. let's heal each other, and let's start soon.

Lmfao. I just found out what boggle is. I thought you were making words up.

Scoops tongues my anus
Scoops tongues my anus
Scoops tongues my anus

dead ding

dead thread

she doesn't read the links in the OP that have been posted in 89% of these generals since 2008

I don't even blame you. I'm not even mad. Even.

these generals weren't a thing in 2008, also this is further proof that the links are only there for faggots, and we don't even fucking need them.

Filtered

Fucks sake I was hitting F5 in the other threads.

that kid is whiter than you

I'm really hoping Trumps announcement is he's moving the capital of the USA from Washington DC to Tel Aviv.

“She” is most definitely a “he” sorry it took this long to come to this realization bloganon

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I hope he flies his staff on UAL

Whatever happened to the canadian that went on for 50+ posts saying women are whores and that London and Paris are top tier cities?

lmao that was chinkleaf. I think he an heoroed.

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eurojews think they look like that

get yourself checked for skin cancer chaim

I dont even know how that´s possible. Ive been told that certain canadian women possess a delicate, libertine grace

Was there no DINGpost yet? DING DING DING NIGGERS. -0.03% here. No orders filled.

He was here the other day complaining about something else instead.
That guy looks so greek I was expecting it to be the blue and white flag of greece.

What's up with PMs? What caused that spike?

World War Poo

India says it attacked nine sites in Pakistan, Pakistani Kashmir

Multiple loud explosions were heard in several places in Pakistan and Pakistani Kashmir on Wednesday as India said it had attacked “terrorist infrastructure” in nine sites and Pakistan vowed to respond to the attacks.

After the explosions, power was blacked out inMuzaffarabad, the capital of Pakistani Kashmir, witnesses said. It was not immediately clear what the explosions were.

“A little while ago, the Indian armed forces launched ‘OPERATION SINDOOR’, hitting terrorist infrastructure in Pakistan and Pakistan-occupied Jammu and Kashmir from where terrorist attacks against India have been planned and directed,” the Indian government said in a statement.

Based rolling for mutual thermonuclear annihilation.

Pakistan and India are flinging shit at each other.

I see that as an oportunity to build a mosque and finnaly get tax exemptions

What was he complaining about?

cool, looks like insiders getting in front? white house stock pump event incoming? what the fuck is this?

why is /smg/ kill?

markets are boring maybe

Trump said China.

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don't know if the kraut posted this yet but Galactic Battlegrounds is free on Prime

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"Bessent to meet with China" says my news ticker

Was anyone here for the thread where we realized 97% of Americans cannot a 800k home?

dirty stinky linty foot in my mouth

*cannot afford

homes are free in America if you have a woman and a kid.

lmao?

No lol. In the thread, we found out majority of Americans live shitty homes costing less than 300k and only 3% of Americans can afford to live in prime LA.

I make my tomboy gf give me a good blowjob in the mornings.

Were you there for that thread? It was while Anon Babble was down. We were comparing homes in LA and then we realized 97% of Americans cannot afford an $800k home. And then we looked up the homes most Americans live in and it was shit.

find a loyal woman

marry her before God but not the state

put a baby in her

buy a house

woman rents house

free food

$2000/mo housing assistance

get child diagnosed with ADHD (-$200 one time few)

$500-900/mo from SSI for ADHD child

reduced college costs for child

$500-750/mo free Adderall profit

~3000-4450 in free money for mortgage

benefits go up from there. why do you think most millennials aren't married (((legally))). just have a ceremony before God to be kosher then rake it in. houses are free in the US.

The links add a bit of professionalism to our threads regardless of whether people use them or not.

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They are half of the reason i keep coming here, the other half is you the other anons.

autism is highly profitable too. autism rates aren't up. $1000/mo for autism SSDI artificially pumps the numbers. a few hundred to a corrupt doctor will get you a diagnosis.

i thoughted
u thoughted
that he was a he
2 start with
& u r just in denial
about being
GAY
A
YOU MIGHT JUST B A GAY FAGGOT

u need 2
listen 2 elvis presley gospel
and stop looking
@ tarot

What is the psychology behind dudes wanting to fuck dead eyed bitches? There's got to be a reason.

your penis will bring the light to her eyes again

mr powell

we all heard u

on the hot mic in the bathroom

calling TROOMP

a NIGGER

and a JEW

who is going 2 have 2

suck XIs peen

2 not collapse

the whole world everything

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So, anons, is there any virtue in using the average annual wage and comparing it to how many kilograms of gold you can buy with it in a given year, over many years, to compare different currencies, or even the same currency across different years?

Fucking Chinkleaf, one time when I was drunk I just started calling him fat and asking him if he wanted eggrolls and he short circuited and started posting his gay porn collection.

Kick his ass, sea bass.

Look at the most viewed videos on any top porn site. Majority of men are ugly and what they view and like reflects that.

This sounds right up my alley where are you supposed to find the loyal woman though?

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saying women are whores

he knew
his shit

Yes, it’s a good indicator of why nobody gives a shit about work

I´ve been reading D´Annunzio and now I rather call them maenads. Seems more fitting.

a whore
by 1000 names
is still
a whore

no need
2 get
fancy about it

My idea is that if I somehow managed to get data on the wage of an average peasant or artisan worker, and had a rough estimate of how much gold would have cost them in their era, I could compare standards of living now to back then, rather than rely on those gay youTube videos claiming peasants had it better because they worked less.

But I like whores. Both the literal ones and the figurative ones

Ancient Greeks had civilization figured out and it’s been downhill from there just with more Soma gadgets

I bet that would be interesting to compare wages over human history with the gold standard.

Imagine being so hot you can get away with not paying taxes by flashing your tits in congress.

It's the male equivalent of women who want to fuck bad boy gangsters. Also anime art removes the negative aspects, creating an ideal, healthy-looking bad girl.

Actually yes. This was done for gold coins found in a pot in a war zone in ancient mesopotamia, and the buying power lined up very closely with modern US pay. It was also done for 1800's England, and that matched up too.

I found two issues, first is lack of data, and then there wasnt a global market for most of history

nice

The data is probably more like “a peasant earn one <sovereign coin of a certain weight> per day’s work” You then get the annual wage in gold weight. Compare that to wage now which is usd total/spot price per ounce. You probably want to work with ounces and not kilos (32oz) to make the math easier

I like boobs

In other words, the gold weight becomes your basis, not the fiat currency

That seems feasible to me, assuming we can actually know what his wage would have been, but even if such data existed, most of it was probably lost, since they used to write things on animal leather.

What you do to adjust for lack of global markets is measure the local goods and services the that can be bought with the amount of metal paid to the worker, and use long term moving averages of everything to flatten out fluctuations like that time Mansa Musa went on a pilgrimage and threw free gold everywhere. Lack of data, however, is a problem, so you're stuck with singular points where archaeologists found some based autistic court scribe's scroll collection or something.

-0.18%, still beating the market YTD, hopin for a berk recovery before year end.
This is the part that really gets me.

nasty
only NIGGERS
and FAGGOTS
let their peen skin
touch skin
that has had other peen skin
touching it

My guess would be that european churches are a good place to search, they used to have inventories for every spoon they had, the chinese and muslim also might have also been more detailed in their bookeping in certain given eras

I’m just saying that based on the data we do have, the purchasing power of gold has been pretty constant, and you could kinda make that assumption if the data isn’t there.

That's a good idea.
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaking of gold, my bitcoin stock doin a lil sumthin

well, just use a condom then. my grandfather used to tell me that for each women you could have plowed and choose not to, you will get assfucked twice in hell after you die

if i wanted
2 fuck rubber
i wud just
get a doll

wudnt need 30 dolls
just maybe
2 or 3 dolls
even if
they costed
a coupla bux
moar

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How can I profit off of World War Poo?

That's actually already been done but it was with silver. They used things like the cost of a whore and soldier wages.

0dte SPY calls

I don’t understand this hate against condoms on this virgin forum. You use an oil filter. You gonna just take that off so you can burn it raw and get impurities on your rods? You gotta compromise

So what if they only jerk it to solo or lesbo porn?

Everyone is allowed to have ethnic allegiances except whites. This war just verifies that. Not sure how to profit

i have
had kids
u NIGGER
u r the 1
that has 2
coompromise
not me

FOMC presser tomorrow

How many? Which one is your favorite?

unless
somebody
dont just
CLOSE
THE FUCKIN
DOOR
O
O
RATE HIKES OR HE IS A FAGGOT

Im going to be honest, I would have gotten a sex doll based of me if i had enough "fuck you" money. and then it came to me, if that was more universalized, we would be getting premium sexbots to cook and work at home at first, then they would pivot into fully working for us. degenerates make the world go round

In ancient Greece, the cost of prostitution varied but typically ranged from 3 obols to 1 drachma. More expensive prostitutes, like Lais, might charge a stater (4 drachmas) or more. There were also subscription plans, with some offering a dozen visits for up to 5 drachmas. Solon, a lawgiver, fixed the price of a session in brothels at 1 obol, equivalent to one-sixth of a drachma, a day's wage for a laborer.

nice

all
of
thm

big daddy powell give it a rip

gonna be big. yuge, the greatest

JUST SHUT THE FUCKIN DOOR

lmao I knew instantly who he is in that moment.

Hoe flation is out of control, the standard of service has dropped and legislation has slid back in time thousands of years.

Based dad

Yeah there was a compilation made called the "march of dimes - formerly well to do housewives and their questionably underage daughters" but I can't find it.

CHECKED
TRIPS
of
RAW
FUCKING
JEROME

The stupid march of dimes meme on /pmg/ made me load up on an autistic amount of mercury dimes. I need to start giving these away or something

Bitty coin about to prolapse a healthy amount of leverage traders

Maybe coinbase will finally go back up and kill on earnings

They’ve become basically a too big to fail bank at this point

hoeflation

hoe have never been cheaper. tinder is like napster for pussy. by the time they mitigate me cumming balls deep it's costing them money.

I've been bagholding since the big dipperino. Heemed by selling puts but got my average down by selling covered calls. I'm ready to get out already.

well, you can probably find cheap hookers anywhere in the world, they are probably cheap for a reason though

Imagine if we ever get a time machine or a metaverse that replicates a carbon copy of the past, i bet it will some autistic gentleman curious to see if women like Dido and Helena were as hot as they said

the best hoes are the ones that don't realize they are hoes and do it for free.

I think it's a matter of technique and commitment to the act, also a bit of biological compatibility.