NEET edition
NEWS:
-- Sodaman: "We have our core 4 faction leaders. They’re all the best."
-- S2E12 this Friday GREG arrives
-- Jet is PHAT now
-- Letty is being very naughty in Thailand
-- Cryokeen will be invited to Bloodgames 2 and raped by Faggot Nigger Burt! (don't tell him)
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claire are you mad at me
the funny thing about fishtank is the more ambitious jet tries to get, the worse it is every time. bloodgames was good because it was the personalities we either liked or loved to hate fucking around in the woods. not whatever shit they're cooking up now. Something that will absolutely be dropped days in again for far less likeable people than last time fucking around in the woods.
Vincent Gallo Respecter has been found dead in his apartment due to hanging
evening, gentleman
Sodaman CONFIRMED THE FACTION LEADERS!
Believe it or not but picrel was a shooped edit but Jet has made it a reality
they had an elaborate plan last time too. your argument would make more sense if you didn’t like bg1.
Claire hates me but it's not even as dignified as an emotional contempt she just doesn't even see me as a human
I just want a bunch of misfits thrown into a house for 6 weeks and fucked with via pranks and trolling. Is that too much to ask for?
cl*ire ignores me but it’s not even as dignified as emotional negligence she just doesn’t even know me
If you read my post I said it was good because it was likeable fish and freeloaders fucking around, not the elaborate plan they fucked up. BG2 isn’t gonna have the same pool of talent.
jimmy has such a great sense of humor
It was pretty much a miracle famous house 1 worked so well but then Jet got too cocky by trying to do the same thing again which fucked up rest of the season
nah bloodgames week 1 had effort. best parts of season 2 whenever it had effort. bitchtank/the cell had effort. peak fishtank has effort.
season 3 was sort of a black sheep when it came to effort not equating to success. the wiggers fucked up with the voting system. the wiggers also never explained to the s3 fish what was expected of them and it messed up the prison bit and fh2 and they ended up getting mad at them for not acting like fishtank fans.
famous house 1 worked
lmao no. fh2 was better
Abi and Mexianon
I wanna kiss tays chuddie lines and for tay to kiss mine
Yayyy Tay
Tired of him, he needs to be dragged to another Utah camp.
They really missed an opportunity not doing a Mormon missionary visit bit for jimmy
i'm seeing one of her favorite bands live tomorrow
Can we forget about the Bitchtank women already? None of them are interesting, you guys just wanted to fuck them for some reason.
who
voting in reality shows is not a 'concept' or something to be proud of, it has always existed. but it has no place in fishtank, cucks everything and dominates every discussion. if Jet uses it again he doesn't understand how the show works. luckily I'm pretty sure he agreed with Sam at the end of the season that it was bad
Haley is kino
Who is /ftl/ backing the SAAR WARS?
She doesn't do anything anymore, which is why she's rightfully begun fading away.
Live music sucks cock
Nobody does anything anymore
fucking. whore.
There are poos flying around in fighter jets right now shooting missiles at other poos because they think they arent poos but they actually are all indeed poos.
Just think about the guy who made your last subway sandwich and imagine him flying around in a jet firing missiles
just drew this
yeah they might as well just blast the mp3 file through the giant speakers and not even play or sing. would be better imo
I never really got why people got mad at Tay for letting that twink push her shit in
I mean he doesnt count, hes a fucking twink for fucks sake
True, which makes it perplexing as to why Shadi Clair and Abi are constant points of discussion
What a talented sandwich artist!
girl like concerts so much they will let you goon them in exchange for tickets
They're narcissistic enough to reveal that they post here
everyone complains about bitchtank girls while they do something while literally no one else is.
I've been to some bad shows and some good shows. Pantera and Metallica both seem like they're really good live though and I have good seats.
holy hell are those things real
No such thing as “bitch tank women.”none of them are even bitches. Most are brats and all deserve lots of love and care.
bridge troll tayleigh for chudgames 2
i drew them like that
Uhh don't worry, xavier will be there to mumble stupid bullshit for hours. Please give us money!
r04d7r1p
she would have to show her nasty hairy pussy for everyone.
And to think the only reason he got to fuck her was he spent $50 and was a skinny white guy who wore chucks....
Pantera & Metallica are overrated & honestly shitty bands
as obsessed as i am with tayleigh i've never been able to goon to these because she looks like a concentration camp victim.I feel like I've never really even truly seen her naked.
Arsonists Get All The Girls put on an awesome show
Horse The Band too
while they do something while
Hiw about learn some grammar. Also yes, the bitchtank losers deserve to be ridiculed, they invaded our space and made it gay and even more retarded
Purple VGR
Phil needs to go on Fishtank
answer me these questions three
shiny-skinned and never dry
looking low but always high
stumbles, tumbles through the plains
who is this dame what is her name?
idgi
I guess you haven't heard of Pantera
If PBS gets killed that’s how I know the dimensional merge has happened
It's just Leahcord upset we leave her out.
trisha
He's making too much money off the Pantera "reunion" to slum on internet reality shows.
PPP should be a freeloader though
Can you guys stop posting coded messages to Claire I know you are making fun of me
Scott Sullivan MMA AMA when?
who tf are you
T Mills going after Betty hard, unc got no chill
He's just making fun of me I'm sorry
they should bring leah back as some type of large chained beast for bg2
i fuck everything up
who?
mommy betty i goin ta see tallica tomorrows. I gots special ADA seat for my special autism super powers and I gonna make cummies with trashy washed up gilf
hehehe sorry
Stop fucking with me I'm not kidding im at a breaking point
….sorry
You aren't you aren't stop lying
If Jet decided to give up on making "art", a failed eceleb season would be great to have PPP on. Get Ralph, DSP, Spoony, basically anyone who's miserable with their life and still hungry for attention. Can even have a plastic skeleton they take care of named Metokur. The true eceleb season.
How was your day today? Did you see or do anything special?
I dont think jet even believes he is making art any more. After the 9th ballbrother paypig-milking he had to have opened his eyes to fishtank just being a scam full of empty promises.
Absolutely looking forward to the first day of bloodgames 2 to be filled with jet telling people vague rules and everyone getting confused followed by jet giving up
I'd love to see me from Claire's point of view.
I would love to see Claire sucking my fat cock on her knees while she wears heels and extremely short shorts.
DSP would never do it. He's scared to death to ever go in public because he thinks trolls will jump out of a bush and attack him or something. Realistically though they could get a cast like
EDP445
Ethan Ralph
CasketKing
Perry Caravello
WorldofShirts or WingsofRedemption if they spent enough $$$$
KingCobraJFS's psycho ex
You people are sick I know she doesn't even know I exist I know she sees me as nothing I don't need you to remind me
WingsofRedemption
much like DSP, if he isn't in a 100% controlled environment to his liking he would back out. He's left his trailer like 3 times in his entire life, 1 time was Alkie David's Billionaire bash, the other times was Lolcow live and I think that's it?
youtube.com
CasketKing actually did a fishtank audition and for some reason they denied him. Watch this absolute GOLD and tell me he wouldn't be amazing on the show.
the thumbnail of the first url makes him look like sam
If you want to play Vincent, you have to at least try to use punctuation.
hey did you guys hear that the pope died
I speak from the heart
who?
another indecipherable ESL post
i fucked my life up
fishtank but the fish are mothman, bigfoot, yeti, chupacabra, dogman, loch ness monster, and jersey devil
who the fuck is dogman
Michigan Werewolf cryptid
my favorite thing about the dogman is that all these people claim to see a 7 foot tall werewolf who has seething hatred aura but somehow they always survive the encounter.
we need to be making dis tracks
It'll get better doohickey
literal gay cope
my favorite is the Rake, stemming from old abandoned mines
Vincent Gallo Respecter has been found thriving in his room full of wonder and joy!
Chupacabra CRASHES OUT after his blood vape thrown in the toilet
That's just Bloodgames TJ when he wore the wolfsuit
I’m going to eat a whole quart of tilamook ice cream tomorrow. Albertsons has a digital coupon for $3.49 each! Why all at once you ask? Because I’m semi homeless. Unhoused as some might say.
I went outside for the first time in 2 weeks and went on a walk
spoony
It was unironically sad that his career went down the toilet, he was the funniest guy in the TGWTG crew
You just know she gives the worst head imaginable
Be left to beat the shit out of boogie in the boxing ring
goodnight ftl
Thank you you too
I regret to inform you the coupon ends tonight. You know I’m still going to buy it. I’ve earned this.
not you
Breyers Vanilla is one of the best. It's especially good if you make a cold coffee float with it
claire is a national treasure
I dont get the appeal of claire. Why do you guys like her so much? It was fun when i thought she was actually going to kill herself on bitchtank, and when she talked shit about sam. But other than that she is boring as fuck and pretty ugly inside and out
we got shields in bg 2.5
Fishtank star Shadia "Shartdi" Quantrellianson stars in new viral TikTok filmed at her fried chicken restaurant!! Do y'all think she should add fish to the menu?? Sound off in the comments below!!
Was that taken at Jets little workshop
Jets workshop
I liked Claire during bitchtank and powtank because she was a type of fan who was against orbiting and dickriding and openly called out stupid bullshit. Not sure about her lolcow arc outside the tank though.
how does this 1 pic alone give me a weird feeling this aint gonna work out well
shadi from an alternative universe where she isnt complicit in gooning and giving drugs to her friends so she has to get a job instead of making clothes
I am beautiful.
Reply to this post with something Sam Hyde fears.
I miss Season 3
old.reddit.com
Just saying, I really enjoy season 1 & 2 but I think I connected to the fish (and freeloaders) of season 3. Might be a weird take but I enjoyed all of the contestants, there wasn’t anyone I sincerely disliked. For some reason I found the fish more interesting. I could only really tune in at night, so I caught the drinking nights and deep convo’s you don’t see in the recap videos. I remember one night when Alex was being Alex, and Mizzy was just eating food at 2am. A lot of stuff like that didn’t get clipped. Sometimes chilling with The Lion at the bar or Burt playing Xbox was just the vibe.
Also, I really enjoyed the 90’s theme, the house, and the vibes. The spacious abomination of architecture grew on me more than the other season houses. I’m curious if anyone else miss Season 3 and what it offered.
--Ai
Jet is working really hard in his workshop
wtf does "soda pots" mean
short for sodama'am's potions
jet neptune getting forcibly bent over in his little workshop
Is a sex change worth it, or should I just keep getting raped in my male ass?
Thats a sign for sodaman's shop. You know, the thing they never used with the guy no one liked?
Okay yeah i forgot about the anti-dick riding but thats only because she was stuck in a room with shadi / haley who were the biggest dickriders around so it made her look much better in comparison.
claire was kind of funny and clever at times on bitchtank. it made you think she got the show and was just doing bits and was just having fun being contrarian and subverting the show. turns out shes not all that and was just a sensitive little girl the whole time. her recent developments have been grim and fucked up but she tries and doesn’t quit.
How will AB portray TJ winning when the final episode comes out in 2027? I bet they will show Tayleigh crying to sad music in its entirety and then show few seconds of the boxing match.
nigga on a different planet
but she tries
Name 1 shit claire has "tried" at. She is irony poisoned to the point she can't show effort
AB has literally no control over it, the writing credit is just for the recaps, it's all done by Jet and Steinful
Name 1 shit
ESL detected
jet found unresponsive in his workshop, administering narcan now
quick administer the chicken wings
Burt playing Xbox was just the vibe
Didnt this happen 1 time. I agree i like the s3 cast way more than the others but it perfectly clear why they more engaging... they actually want to be actors and entertainers. Compare that to s2 or s1 autists that are just general sam hyde fans is night and day.
Now when thinking of fish in terms of off season comedy, s3 fish are dull because they aren't as retarded an autistic as the previous fish so they don't make fools of themselves on a regular basis (except alex)
Why did we stop using jacked babes to advertise our products?
vscode forks are now a 12b dollar industry
Jet is vibe producing
Hey guys, big Claire fan here. Can you get AIDS from eating a man's shit? I'm hoping yes. It's the only thing that could improve the experience for me.
she’s kept posting the longest consecutively of any person that was on a season of fishtank. idk January - April she sort of carried when adl wasnt on. shes not irony poisoned anymore and hasnt been since the 1st half of bitchtank
awesome sauce
What I said was correct.
proof? why is ab portraying themselves as being involved in production/revewing?
jet doesn't have the balls
I sense a dark presence in the thread.
that’s just shadi
why do people try to make themselves seem more important than they are
claire is my favorite lolcow. i look at her life and it makes me feel so much better about my own. shes not a completely shitty and terrible person but she deserves every misfortune thats happened to her and there’s still hope that she can get better. hopefully its a happy ending
AB has mentioned things about episodes before they're released, so he is working on them
On some real shit though
claudia castagnoli
AB is a girl you dildo, and yeah she's "reviewing" the episodes before they come out, that's literally nothing, they're just using her as a test audience
The person I initially replied to asked how AB is going to "portray" the ending of season 2, and she does not make those kind of decisions
AB is a girl you dildo
no proof
calling cole a rapist doesn't make him a girl
calling cole a rapist doesn't make him a girl
Nigga what
Anyway you're wrong lol
I believe there is some s1 era clip from some xitter space where she spoke with her human voice, which in fact was a girl. If anyone has it they should post it.
that’s just abaddon
unless jet calls him out on lying then he's clearly involved heavily
Huh? I didn't say she lied. Dude you are illiterate
WE NEED A CRYOKEEN MOVIE
all fishtank production members must vacate the thread immediately. thank you.
giving themselves credit for the episodes being bangers
claimed to know how many episodes there are going to be long ago
everything they say indicate they are doing more than being a test audience once they're complete
AB is extremely biased towards contestants and she has a habit of letting her personal opinions affect her recaps. Since the official episodes are clearly made by hardcore taytriot and ABs name is in the credits she must have more control over them than you think.
Where did she give herself credit
So what point do you think you're making exactly
anyone have that fishtank chat of ab saying she saw behind the scene footage of cole getting kicked that didnt make the edit and she made a retarded tennis analogy?
She's kept posting the longest consecutively
Like that's a good thing? Her prospects would be looking demonstrably better if she'd never looked at /ftl/ after Bitchtank.
prospects?
what prospects lol? the only potential thing ftl has influenced claire on is vgr conspiracies and making her not want to go on bloodgames 2.5.
lol
What does AB stand for?
please tell these fine people that no matter what happens you will self destruct so they can stop speculating about your life and go to bed
not claire
try this one
AB stands for Ass Butt
A Bitch
its not about speculation about claire its about putting respect on her name
why does jet tweet things only to delete them?
The Beautiful AB
Fucking christ yuk
Fat Josie
He's high estrogen coded
Literally everyone ITT is probably fat and ugly except me
Dang AB is famous
he thinks "posting" is trying
Sad
no one in this thread is under the age of 25
First off, wrong but secondly, why do you fantasize about congregating with fat ugly people? Like if you truly believed that then why are you even here?
Yes they are, this place is full of retarded braindead galaxy gas zoomers
Prove me wrong, also I'm not "fantasizing" about it, it's grim but I guess I like being a big fish in a small pond
plenty of zoomers older then 24. zoomers are old now unc.
Shut the fuck up retard
ALL FISHTANK PRODUCTION MEMBERS MUST VACATE THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY. THANK. YOU.
spread your joy 4 me :D
Wow, look at this girl's boobs!
aint no one here younger then 25. even benji is that old now
i fantasize that you're all obese 1/10s and i run a script replacing all the girls' names with my own. my adoring fans
Tayleigh BTFO
Breaking: Payton has been fucked straight and you can be too. There is always hope
random, I don't get americans
What?
platonically meeting up with someone you knew for 3 days, maybe she is getting dicked
It looks like they randomly encountered each other in a parking lot, rather than meeting on purpose
if odds i smoke tomorrow
Chickenandy is eating Nina out LIVE on Kick.com!
it is written
its so over
Oddbod60 is sucking nigga dick LIVE on Kick!
took 'ran into' as sarcasm but looked it up and they're beside a north dallas shopping centre, still random
What's next for Bex?
Surprised Tayleigh and Payton haven't linked up they're relatively close to each other Texas wise.
new bake.
Tayleigh probably thinks if she associates with Payton she's going to be called a dyke more.
Letty giving Chicken hickeys now? Trashy as fuck.
can we please all leave this place
Cutie Nina is LIVE on Kick.com!
Can anyone explain to me how Shinji isn’t the most nontent fish of all time?
Cutie Latina Nina
I cannot
Letty acts like she's still in high school
Can anyone explain to me how Shinji isn’t the most nontent fish of all time?
Josie still exists.
And Meg
And JC
Most of the s2 cast was nontent except for summer
Nontent is not a thing there is only real or fake people the fact they are allowed to sit around doing nothing falls entirely on production.
hi....................................................
Haven't followed Fishtank in a while, which of the S3 Fish did the best after the show?
Megan
Wins 1k counting rice
Shit tests production by drawing on the walls
Makes the other fish paranoid with the piss cup
Gets roblox gift cards for christmas
Makes Jimmy sperg out and throw a chair
Leaves before show gets retardedly hostile
JC
Makes Cole into a personal minion because he simps so hard
Steals everyones chips
Gets 2.5k for the tasks
Realizes she is fucked because of the chip thefts and just dips before it gets retarded
In a week JC and Megan put up more points on the board than Josie or Shinji did in the entire season.
Alex B ran for mayor of Louisville and won
Simbal was executed by the Indian government for promoting homosexuality among swarthoids
Alexis got a sex change and a race change and is now known as "Alexander the Bitch Nigga"
Payton got a sex change and a race change and is now known as "Payton the Woman"
Jobe killed Burt while raping him consensually
Burt came back to life and is now living as a bisexual black man
When is Jezza's sentencing?
After learning more about his situation they gave him a Time Served.
After learning more about his sexuality they gave him a Cock Sucked.
NEW THREAD
Just him using her real name was too much of a tell for him to be trusted. Basically in the same vein as Marky posting, but worse in the context. Because the Marky situation was like 10 years ago and "Fishtank" is still actively in the process of laundering millions of jewish dollars. Also raping dozens of women, and possibly men now with Burt on board.
Jezza and Jimmy need to go back to mormon camp for behavioral adjustment
Posting tummywagon because the new hair sux
summywagon
Now that the dust has settled, what actually happened between Taylor and TJ? Did he cheat?
taylo>:)wagon
he was sending lubecoochian DMs to onlyfan thots
Gooner review of the new Let's Post It scene released today featuring Madison Wilde:
I'm getting pretty tired of Wilde being the go-to hot young thing in so many scenes in recent months. She does plain girl-next-door well but it's a role that's getting played out for her goonability. I'd really like to see her explore at least some lightly fetishized roles for big studios. I think she's built enough of a solid foundation that these would really add some recognition to her range.
Now the scene starts off slow in my opinion. About halfway through when Wilde starts taking some good face fucking, the action heats up quick. Wilde's acting is definitely on point, and she takes the dick well. The camera accentuating the natural wetness of her pussy in the scene helps tie the intensity together in a realistic way.
If you haven't seen much Madison Wilde lately, it's a fine performance. Nothing much to critique except everything being relatively vanilla. The thumbnail provided by LPI almost had me inclined to a possible subplot, such as previous episodes like Open House or Locker Room. I think that such a subplot could have offered an excellent contrast to the otherwise linear performance and made this a great scene overall. An honorable mention to Wilde finishing off the male talent towards the end, although his lackluster amount of cum stifles the peak it could have reached.
Overall, I give The Library starring Madison Wilde a 6 out of 10. It's fine enough and has some high points but overall it's nothing with much lasting power.
Katowagon
big KICK logo on the back of their car
So is this trip sponsored/controlled by Kick itself? Who is getting paid, Chicken?
stop gooning stop gooning
And I'm not a bot or scraper or anything btw. I'm just having to goon to these mainstream releases until someone listens to me and starts making good deepfake porn of the fishgirls. I would pay for it, I promise.
Alright last update: my Jewish lawyer has advised me I can't legally ask for women to be made into porn without their consent. All I'm saying is I would goon to it if it happened to exist.
what really happened was jet lied to Taylo about a full time job so he could get his dick sucked but it never happened (the job not the bj) so she went back to Florida to be a Slots Slut
This girl is the real deal. Exotic, curvaceous yet slim in the right ways. Goes out of her way to style in unique and captivating ways and shows some enthusiasm. These Fishgirls could learn a thing or two from her.
No, not even family believe her
TJ gave wrong answer to the "sexy and attractive" question
She's pretty sexy as far as OF thots go
Naturally, she's just a test audience. That means she has no input on changes, additions, removals -- she's just reviewing them for no reason whatsoever. They're just doing it for funsies. Fuck off retard.
No he didn't, she shouldn't have been appeased when she was completely wrong.
Hi AB. Yes, you are indeed irrelevant. Please kill yourself for using the word "funsies."
If I make something and show it to my friend and say "does this look okay" and they're like "yeah," you can not say my friend controlled how the story was "portrayed" lol
I hate that fat dyke but yes she ruined the epsiodes, which is obvious if you watched them. Now kill yourself for redit spacing
Nice headcanon, but even if you were right, you'd still be wrong because it would be Jet's fault for giving AB's opinion that much weight
reddit spacing
Slit your wrists.
Of course, everything is jet's fault ultimately.
chicken climbed on top of this waterfall
i think i've seen a video of a guy dying after falling from here
Nobody gives a shit redditor. Stop posting.
you seem upset retard
You're the most obnoxiously retarded poster in these threads after Klaus.
AB doesn't have anything to live for so she's crashing out on us for correctly identifying that Cole was in the know about Fishtank being a human sex trafficking operation
you don't know who i am idiot
just take the L, i was right about AB and you were wrong
You're that arrogant autistic nigger with no social skills who tells people to kill themselves when you have a minor disagreement, and reddit spaces, and has no life so he watches kick livestreams.
autistic nigger with no social skills who tells people to kill themselves
that's everyone ITT
reddit spaces
only faggots care about that
has no life so he watches kick livestreams
this thread is about a 24/7 livestream. on kick i only watch nina
Chicken Jockey
are her and Tecca Nina still pretending not to be sharing a room at the hotels?
klaus #1
I can't stop winning
Taylor's definition of "cheating" is pretty retarded. Doubt he even met these hoes irl.
ICON
You wish Kato nobody gives a shit about your old rusty box. It's like equivalent of a Ford Pinto, undesirable, old, beat up, dirty, mistreated and poorly designed in both function and aesthetic.
That's not it, it never happened and she deleted all her slanderous tweets in shame.
Sexiru
cute emi cat
TJ cheated me with this specific woman, I will not elaborate or post proof ok buyyy heehee >:)
Honestly TJ and that black girl should sue her for slandering
She's a friend of his since before Fishtank. He even mentioned her in a conversation he had with Taylor during the show because she liked isopods.
Don't forget that Piggy was happy enough to show receipts to screw over Greg on some complete nothingburger but hasn't produced a single DM or video evidence that proves any of her claims against TJ.
He shouldn't, no grudges held
Id love to drive this car, just like I’d love to dive into Kato’s puussy