Is this what gamers want?

Is this what gamers want?

That body was definitely designed specifically to appeal to homosexuals

how else should the guy look like?
if he was fat it wouldnt make sense that can do and survive all these stunts in the missions.

Gamers (brown)

I dont care what straight men want. This man is hot. I can smell his musk from up here.

What gaymers really want is the sweet release of the grave

Add 100 pounds more and then it would be more accurate

Ofc, playing as titty but questionably female character with cat ears and long white blue socks is peak heterosexuality
Playing the game as fit young white guy who gets pussy atraction everywhere he goes and dips in housenigger minority is peak homo

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Fucking San Andreas had a gym system. Why can't modern GTAs let you have a normal flabby body that changes as you go train or eat a thousand burgers.

Gross brown faggot

as a straight man i get the urge to lick his body

how else should the guy look like?

A fat black woman of course you biggot.

when the video game characters are ugly it's woke

when they're hot it's gay

God I wanna suck his fat man tiddies.

makes you gay

Women can't handle attractive female game characters so naturally they think we're the same. They don't understand we'd all happily play as gigachad despite being turbo nerds.

Straight men can appreciate a mans body because we know what it takes to get muscles. This is just another cunts attempt at seperateing male spaces, Oh look he hangs around his boys, must be gay.

the guy is also ex special forces so they have a story reason for him being jacked. game is gonna suck

Of course, how else could gamers self insert? By playing as some wirey lanklets or fat bastards? Fat chance I say, I need a MC that resembles me, in body and in spirit.

What's a jacked male who wasn't designed to appeal to faggots supposed to look like?
Fags like bara as well, if he had a dad bod they'd say that's queerbait too.

It's a buff guy, so what? Are people really this fucked in the head to think you can't enjoy something as a straight guy because there's a muscular dude in it? It reminds me of that shit where people thought that Bucky and Captain America must be gay for each other because they were very close friends. It's a sickness with these people, taking normal things and making into their perversion.

Women can't handle attractive female game characters so naturally they think we're the same. They don't understand we'd all happily play as gigachad despite being turbo nerds.

Yeah this, women fucked up aloy who was meant to be attractive, but they made her ugly, i got called mysogynistic when i pointed it out, still no clue as to why.

We've got spiteful mutants being jealous of the Aryan Chad again.

How do you know what fags like again?

probably posted on brit/pol/ once

faggots have to stop projecting their homoeroticism into everything

being in shape isn't homosexual

how... like

why do you do this?

He's just fixing stuff around his house. Why shouldn't he be shirtless if he wants to be? Who gives a shit?

It's too bad that his girls wasn't a demure Indian instead of a ratchet spic.

So if you're a straight white male with that kind of body type then it's problematic because???

This is what happens when you hate women a bit too much

I'm a gamer, and I look like this. (Give or take a couple of hundred lbs.)

It is too supreme. White men are supposed to be fat slobs. They feed you to be fat grotesque sick slobs.

if he was fat it wouldnt make sense that can do and survive all these stunts in the missions.

Actually it's supposed to take place in a parody of Florida so that's not too outlandish.

Where did OP get a picture of me?

Thinking that having a shirtless dude in a videogame is gay, is actually the gayest thought. That's or your masculinity is threatened by a shirtless 3D model and you're sperging because of it.

he is literally me

Retvrn

Day 1 preorder
I'm female btw

Most heterosexual dude has nothing against this it's only faggots who are annoying people with their projection.

this dude is an alcoholic dad in his late 40s in the game.

It never really hit me but this game will probably have a big marketing push towards women between really hot guy and playable female MC and it being a love story

It’s not like GTA4 and 5 being almost like old-timey movies, women consoom games a lot now

this dude is an alcoholic dad in his late 40s in the game.

just like me fr

He's a representation of the weakest Florida man

larp as a strong white male

ye it appeals to most of Anon Babble

Yes. It's the GTA protag I've always wanted. Right out of the gate Jason Duval is superior to all of the other protags. Tommy Vercetti will probably always be my favorite because Tommy, but Jason is obviously physically superior to that crazy guinea. What is wrong with white male excellence? And don't define him by Lucia. That's just some slut he's fucking, and she betrays him because she's a snitch.

Michael and Trevor are for that reason basically the two most male coded characters

Based alpha chad aryan

KEK

either roids or 15-20 years of lifting
I'm guessing the former

Yup, that's how I want to look while doing this in the game.

Anon, that's a videogame character.

holy, I thought it was real
well if anything it supports my point, it's not real for 99.99% of the population
and the 0.01% who achieve it must hate it, cause that's an extremely low fat % that requires a lot of fasting or caloric restriction

BASED BASED BASED

Sexy af

either roids or 15-20 years of lifting

HAHAHAHAHA

SEX WITH JASON

well if anything it supports my point, it's not real for 99.99% of the populatio

Yes it is, a figure like that is perfectly attainable, given 2-5 years, WITHOUT ROIDS

This sweaty bastard is too hot. Someone strip him off of his pants. He can keep his grimy hat.

guy's fit, that's gay.

There's a big batch of normal looking people that they can make. It would make sense that even a normal looking white guy could bang Lucia if she was an illegal

Sorry normal looking people are woke.

Anon if you look at a jacked shirtless guy in a sexual way, you are gay. Simple as.

Nah. Wokeness is about fat acceptance. That guy is a gym bro. None of those in leftist culture

lol he didnt get the crust out of his eye yet!!

make protagonist ugly

THATS DEI

make protagonist attractive

THATS DEI

I wish all of the shitskin brown subhumans constantly ranting about this shit would kill themselves

It’s literally just a moderately fit white guy. Most guys train now, this isn’t unusual. Minus the tattoos this is exactly what I look like, go to any fighting gym in America and you’ll see 5 guys that look like this

The fags ITT are in meltdown mode that this is being called out kek it means youve hit bullseye

I don't understand how people think it's gay if you respect the dedication and willpower it takes to have a body like this. It takes immense work, and whenever I see guys like that, I admire their self control and the years of hard work to get ripped like that.
Seeing the body itself does nothing for me, I'm not a fag. But people don't seem to understand how much fucking work goes into a body like that. It's also inspiring. It must feel great having a body like that.
Any anons who went from unfit/fat to ripped, wanna tell me what a difference it makes, just when it comes to how it feels like every day, having such a body? It's gotta have an effect on your mind, and how you view and interact with the world.

Love from Kazakhstan, I'm so gay it's unreal.

yeah basic human achievement and masculinity has come back its okay now

Always has been
Let's list out some dudes that gamers big love

Dante

Not overly muscular but precision toned body and affable knob-end personality. Would fit in perfectly at gay strip club.

Vergil

Same as above but he's the "bad boy" less strip club material more "video where he forced to crawl naked on all fours in spiked dog and drink cum out of a doggy bowl with a defian look on face" type of vibe here

Leon

Literal Nsync boyband pretty boy Bieber looking ass FAGGOT. In highschool, everybody would've called this nigga gay. The fact that he's got yellow fever only confirms he's a closeted homo

Chris Redfield

Lol, Lmao. Roll the clip(s)

Wesker

Chris's ex. See above.
Duke Nukem
Literally the ideal body for gachimuchi. In a better world, aniki starred as the Duke in a live action adaptation.

go back to Anon Babble you stupid faggot. tired of you junkies shitting this board up

he's gay and he has an AK-47 so he's an honorary American

bullshit, that's how long I've been lifting and my abs are nowhere near that, even when I cut
you're just a larper who fell for the influencer trap

bullshit, that's how long I've been lifting and my abs are nowhere near that, even when I cut

hahahahaha, you're doing it wrong then.

the fuck are you talking about anon, you can get there natty in, 2-3 years prob, less w/ good genetics. I think the bong is laughing at you because you outed yourself as having shit genes. Picrel is like high-mid genes too there are dudes that can get bigger than that natty. A lot actually (of dudes).

Why does it look like they dipped him in basedbean oil?

Of course, how else could gamers self insert?

balding slav

Can you achieve that being tall, tho? I always thought shorter guys have a easier time bulking up like that.

This. We see this shit and think "literally me" or "need to hit the gym ASAP"

Is this nigger going to claim that everyone who likes He-man is zesty next?

As a gay, I would say this is more targeted towards faggots. I'm more attracted to natural male form, which is typically low to moderate muscle mass.

Finally have a symbol of masculinity in a video game

UHHHH IF YOU LIKE THIS YOU'RE GAY

Shills weren't happy with this kek

the point is they made the girl ugly, brown and woke faced

Men want to look like their hero figures and role models
Women want their hero figures and role models to loom like them.

Anything I miss?

Women can't handle attractive female game

Lmao exactly

Attractive woman appears in a video game

Women: OMG this is disgusting, cancel this now, this is unrealistic, men are gross!

Attractive man appears in video game

Men: Wow he looks badass! I can't wait to play as him :)

This tells you a lot about men and women

To be honest I associate GTA to an era of good memories on PS2 so I am not interested in GTA passed the fifth one. Also it's not the comfy 80's Vice City insipired by Scarface and Miami Vice but it's boring globohomo aesthetics with twerks and niggers. And you can play a femoid which is against the spirit of GTA.

"but but Catalina"

No one liked that bitch, she was also the villain of GTA 3.

That kind of body build is only good for attracting mates. Actual survival requires a mix of muscle and fat. Without fat, you'll lose all your energy between every meal (which is how bodybuilders train). This only works if you live in a society where food is plentiful, but the wilderness is unpredictable. You may go days without food.

This. Fags are literal cancer who shits up every male space.

this guys seen some shit

Sadly this. I only watch porn nowadays where the guy is super ugly and the girl is really hot because otherwise I can’t relate to it.

Yes, I mean...why not? The guy is handsome, and handsome people in video games are not unusual. In fact it is a reliable metric for the basedness of a game. The only thing wrong with this would be a hypothetical scenario where he is made as a vessel of ritualistic humiliation, like how most white chad MCs across all media are treated these days.
People who say this is gay are either really insecure (which is very unlikely, because men are not really known to be bothered by physical insecurity, especially in the same way as women, in fact, the most common male reaction to this, other than feelings of admiration, are feelings of inspiration.)

Or projecting closet cases.

he doesn’t fuck everything he sees that’s naked like a total bug chasing faggot that the universe literally cannot win against because it’s the most insufferable self hating creature life can produce and has no problem destroying itself far harder in ridiculously more brutal ways than life could possibly attest to.

Why is it that this board doesn’t yet seem to understand why Anon Babble allows game threads from time to time when Anon Babble found out that GG was just a culture war started by kikes to keep the internet distracted until they built automated systems sophisticated enough to eliminate large swaths of resistance to their (impossibly stupid) central banking system. You’re all being conned constantly back into the culture grift, none of it matters, it’s ALT-conservative dog shit, unless you actually FIX the problem at the source, these niggers could wax and wane but it will never go away.

we're all greasy like that

projecting closet cases

Wrong again, chud. I'm not closeted but still project.

Lmao lifting 2.5 years and I can ohp strict standing 2pl8. Bench at 3. When I cut I have a better body than the game guy. Within 1 year I was ottermode ripped.

if you want his bussy just say it

holy fuck ive seen this meme conformed to so many different races/nationalities lmao

this is fine, as long as there is an option to turn him into a fat fuck

I dont care what straight men want.

Game dev blessing the thread.

His torso is weirdly shaped, reminds me of goro.

Designed specifically to appeal to and handcrafted for bbc nigger penis

If I start off like this and can turn into a real fat American

If he was fat, the retards here would be screeching about woke body positivity. No thing's ever good enough for chuds.

No I do not want some homo nor do I want some ugly fat 40 year old beaner bitch in my crime game.

This. He does 12 sets of running over pride parades every day. Dudes shredded

How come GTA San Andreas made in like 2002 on the Playstation 2 had the system to let you get fat eating burgers or get fit going to the gym, but modern day GTA VI with 9 gorillion dollar budget cant implement this?

manlet detected

If you're upset by a hot male character, you probably have latent homo feelings

Devs are lazy incompetent faggots

All masculinity is now homosexual

Fuck off and die faggots.

And it wasn't made by straight men either. It was made by far right homosexual and Jewish flags. Like nearly all of garbage "entertainment" and porn garbage.

Yea no it's was designed to appeal to the far right homosexual fag jewish cult that made it. That criminal pedophile rapist porn sex cult doesn't do shit for "homosexuals," just themselves and their porn gay "chad alpha" sex pets. The attack inflict hardship every other homosexual just like every other person not in their cult

that's the first thing i do in that game . masterpiece

sex with bwc... I hate female, women, cuntoids and troons btw.

how else should the guy look like?

exaclty like OP,but without the baby oil

Your gay porn sexual fetishes aren't masculinity. Masculinity does not mean whatever some degenerate sexually deviant homosexual far right jewish fag finds sexual arousing. This isn't masculinity, it's jewish homosexuality.

as a gay

you should repent or kill yourself

nooo Gay=/=faggot

Kill yourself low iq oxymoron faggot

Obese incels want JD vance like character. Fat inbred and homosexual.
Also latina should be a jeet just like vance wife.

My favorite part about fat CJ is that it takes real work to make him that fat. You have to force feed him so much; but be careful you don't over feed him, because then he throws up and actually loses weight.

You also have to barely exert yourself in game, like no running.

And your reward is the most hilarious quips in the game, like when he grabs money after killing people he says "This will keep my belly full."

see a handsome man with a muscular body

immediately think about homosexuality and gay porn

tfw me when I see females and their derivatives on the street as a homosexual

You would know.

True. It provokes my gay lust

Good.

Same here, no homo

Kek

Basedboys mad when someone wears a hat for fashion and not to cover up their bald head

this is NOT targeted towards straight men

of course not. it's targeted towards straight women. there's a bunch of insecure faggots itt who think the world revolves around their incel belly lmao.

Zamn i bet his cock is fucking massive.
Enourmous balls as well

What male body type would appeal to hetero men?

You do realize fat is great at absorbing impacts, you'll survive the stunts easier if you aren't shredded

heroic type like those in comics and the Roman statues

kek

I hate baseball cap wearers. I hate the backwards cap faggots even more

The post that saved Anon Babble

Just a normal dyel body

Greek towel boy

It’s fine that he is muscular it’s how it’s presented is what makes it extremely gay