Totally not a whore, I've changed! edition
NEWS:
-- Cryo Island is now a Native American reservation after Cryo turned out to be 75% Cherokee (nobody knows how this is even possible)
-- a meeting is set in place to renegotiate the Letty-chicken tariff dispute
-- Shadi is like Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas, but trashbags full of garbage instead of bugs
-- Claire still a sucks
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Will the claire fucks jet tapes ruin all future fishtank simpery? Everyone will know they are used goods.
Jet is even extending "auditions" for fishtank so he can fuck every single girl that even wants to be on s4
Simbal bros….
jimmy will have sex with burt on bg2
fishtank bootcamp ran by CK's dad
The sarge is in change
You can only pick one to suck you off:
Mizzy in her slut outfit with fishnets
Payton in yoga pants
Bratty Tay (in yellow and stockings)
Abi in stockings
Trish in booty shorts
Claire in heels and short shorts
Letty in short shorts and tits poking through
Creature in bikini
Taylor in her goth slut outfit
Betty in stockings and chucks
Bex in yoga pants
I'm forgetting a few probably
jet won, it’s fucking over for us
Summy in medical gown and wearing grippy socks
none of them all of their mouths look the inside of a sewer
Jet Neptune killed by a drone with remote detonated explosives strapped to it
mizkif vs marissa
who wins the right to be called mizzy?
You can only pick one
Not if you’re Jet Fucking Neptune. The top fishtank alpha male. I love watching his productions because I think his charisma is rubbing off on me. Definitely going to be watching blood games 2!
claire implied he couldn’t get hard earlier for what it’s worth
it’s not worth much
Isaac bro you didn’t deserve this. But this is just how it is now. A lot of women need occasional sex vacations to stay satisfied. You can either organize it for them or have them do it behind your back. Your choice
the notorious liar said thing
Yes, and? She probably gives the absolute worst head just based of how much of a stuffy bitch she is, of course it would he difficult to get hard
it's true, all of it
cryo is there enough space for me to live with you in your mom’s laundry room
Jet calling anyone a simp is funny. He especially can't ever say it after how he acted with binx
jeez louise
Schitty littered with thousands of Marky Thompson flyers dropped with a remote controlled drone
Claire most likely doesn't do anything to try and get one hard plus Jet has poor health due to his unhealthy lifestyle. It shouldn't surprise anyone that jet would have issues getting hard. Would probably explain why he resorts to doing crazy and fucked up things behind close doors just to get his dead fried brain excited enough to be able to have sex.
throw the whole show out
Someone make a collage of this so called evidence that Claire fucked Jet cause all I can find is a text message saying Claire had "a thing" for Jet which half the girls who have been on fishtank have said about some member of production
I like the moments where Jet crashes out cause he can’t handle criticism
someone do work for me because I'm a fucking retard that wants to repost to kf for my epic upvotes
kys
Jet is the biggest simp for Binx of them all
calling claire Cole 2.0 has 2 be the dumbest shit ever
like a male contestant i don't like: self-insert
like a female contestant i don't like: simp
Jet and I operate on the same wavelength I see
Jet is method acting, he's replacing Chris for Blood Games 2 and will lose all of the weight by the end of the year.
BTFO you win
comedy comes in twos
jet fucks fishtank fans and anything that moves
"He kept asking for a threesome with me and abi"
"I cheated on my boyfriend for a week"
It was right after she critisized the show and jet threw a hissy fit
She knew what she was doing to poor young men like Jet and Maejok.
thank you anon
that doesn't make the person close 2 Cole, Mauro called production pedos guess he's Cole 2.0
if any of the beat hags from bitchtank are on bloodgames i shant be watching
Jet is the biggest simp for Binx of them all
lmfao people still falling for that half baked attempt to make Binx the villain of the season
Binx you need to be mean and attack everyone like Letty and Tayleigh did because the season is dying
You want me to pour mustard on their heads?
N-no you need to figure it out on your own!
sex with bex
that was maejok
did jet fuck cole in handcuffs and make a video of it
I agree.
Also i think i was wrong, this was in response to the "ignore claire challenge" which was needed and should have lasted the entire show
Will Zoltar return?
Has shadi shown her face since last nights finale
the impregnate claire challenge
ben calls maejok “one of the coolest guys ever” multiple times in the new hong kong 2 podcast
I wanna bust the fattest load in her
This is cool btw
jet cant keep getting away with it
Jet won
the monthly cuckold isaac "challenge" should be starting again soon
stock up on booze now so you'll be ready to compete
it also coincides with the weekly embarrass claudia's father challenge weirdly enough
many of us will never admit that we fucked him bc hes such a slimy fucked up freak
who's she gonna cuck him with this time?
Is isaac the most cucked guy to date i can't even think of anyone else. Maybe Cole but even then it was over some silly IG stream, there was Jimmy/Creature ig
i feel like most of you have admitted to it
Do you think Scott fucking Haley before the other wiggers is what pissed him off? Like he's probably used to getting the scraps, not a fresh kill.
I miss cryo I feel like he's gone mia
its comforting to know other girls made the same mistake
technically CK is the most cucked
It's not comforting to know most of you are retarded enough to do that, then again i guess it comes with the territory
i dont gaf what you think you dont even know who i am
Absolutely
He's busy cleaning up Cryo Island he hasn't been feeling well recently so it's good he keeps his mind busy he has been acting more depressed lately
is the a common opinion among fishgirls
Yeah that's what I used to tell myself when I'd wake up after getting black out drunk on rye whiskey and realizing I had doubtlessly committed a bunch of felonies and embarrassed myself and everyone around me in countless ways the night before and whatever. I'd watch the first 48 and go
Hey at least I'm not that guy, I didn't kill nobody!
It was comforting. I get where you're coming from. but with you it's more like you're a murderer and are comforted by there being other murderers out there so make of that what you will.
jet neptroon fucked the female version of cole to get back at us for calling him fat, he’s playing 6d chess while we’re pissing in the wind. he literally fucked cole
I know you enough. I'm not even a simp for fishtank girls but you are clearly not it, nigga
Now that the dust has settled, let's admit Scott not only did nothing wrong but also did everything right.
you dont even know who i am
a whore
beyond that it literally doesn't matter
Hi Smaack
so is jet neptune except he might be worse
the bitmaster is my truth
the girl version of a humblebrag is saying shit like
ugh I can't believe I fucked FAMOUS PERSON he's so gross why did I fuck FAMOUS PERSON
like just kys if it actually bothered you you'd shut up about it not announce it to the world
free my nigger harvey
As long as he's safe bless his family his heart and his home.
it's just bitterness from the relationship ending
is going trad cath the new cool thing to do?
Facts
that was cool like 10 years ago, not so much anymore
I feel like jet isn’t really that “famous“
this unironically
When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.
I would humbly adjust this to replace "star" with any amount of clout whatsoever
if you have 200 listeners on spotify you can grope zoomer women
im announcing it here on an anonymous board i would never say this stuff irl
why are you so addicted to this shit? It'd be healthier to move on.
no hes not
when you're an ugly girl from bumfuck missouri he is
she even called hanging out with vgr glamorous
because everyone worships him and hes not a good person
i don't think a single person in the history of life has worshipped this man
worshipping his creation is worshipping him by proxy
I figure at least 10 inches erect
u just said ur bitter about the relationship ending
all fishtank girls are ugly except for jc and bex
there was no relationship i got used
i have been floated to this thought this hour ~
talking about this is so grim lol im so stupid
what is this contradiction
you are a larper
you are a leper
what else would you call two people hooking up
what the hell are you talking about
no Nifty
ngmi
i am larping as anon today
People have been trad cath since 2006, fuck Paramore were trad cath (protestants but cath coded )
faggots arguing semantics
KATO
no Russian mommy who pets your head as it lays on her bossoms
food
ditto
How did we let the wiggers become so powerful?
We gave Jet money
It’s probably claire larping as another fishtank orbiter girl to normalize what she done did
Speaking of whores… paypigs are bad people without exception.
Sup guys
Creature in bikini
hahaha
With headphones like his, you can ignore Claire's infidelity too!
reminds me of Shane Gillies
You stupid fucking bitch, Claire.
if you gave jet money you need to leave right now
Cole cucked
Jimmy Cucked
Taylor Cucked
Tayleigh Cucked
Shinji Cucked
Abi Cucked
Rusty Cucked
Claire Cucked
Letty Cucked
how does he do it?
go ahead and explain to me how ladies can be expected to see this and not cheat on their boyfriends
you expect too much
I'm heading out
when he gives you hush money *heart eyes emoji"
Bro is third wheeling on livestreams
oh you’re a brian buddy my bad you’re good
Some other thread had
Rat in charli xcx mode
I pick that one again
just double checked and that pained expression on isaac's face is not an edit btw
I wonder if he looked like that before claudia or she caused it
Isaac is a bro. Protect Isaac.
how many emails from here do you think he's gotten at work in the past two days
Rat in charli xcx mode
kek
you'll notice that benleaks loses any and all empathy for claire as soon as the situation turns into her against jet
being gooned adds sovl 2 the person
he also doesn't consider it rape despite having eerily similar circumstances to jimmy and shadi
implying tj hates whores
cleej is back actually
how is the literal pornstar somehow less slutty than letty and claire?
By being a closeted trans woman probably
scottyrockers are everywhere..
it’s a good fanbase
yup but god forbid you misgender someone or make a racist joke. that's why i call him stupid
he just says whatever suits him at the moment, usually something contrarian, and says anyone that disagrees is a right wing chud
he was all about accusing shadi of being a sex trafficker with a pile of evidence three days ago and now shadi is "a friend" that he "heard out"
jet neptune dies today
"Wait, so Jet wants to fuck me?" - Cole somewhere probably
Who the fuck cares? Ben and Claire can both fuck off forever desu
freaky little pervert
I missed this poster
huh
Lmao so true
IT’S FUCKIN CLEH TIME!!!!
yayyy
Yeah
IT'S IGNORING CLEH TIME!!!!
Isaac niggas, not like this...
chat is this true?
I like how he jiggles just a little bit very sensual
that is vgr
NEW SLUT!!!!
yeah claire is a shitty robot that runs on booze and like 10 lines of code. her primary directive is to cuck isaac to death and when that program isn't running she's set to post twin peaks quotes and the same phrases again and again
Are you sane? Can you pay rent?
when tf has claire ever said "get good" though lol
Beyond anything else that's why I despise him
Every poster here has more honor and integrity
Lmao
Abi had a crush on Jet and got rejected sometime during Powtank.
she slept with him before bitchtank and flew out to see him during season 3
Cryo is healing
He watches over us from above.
someone's tts about burt jerking off really paid for a plane ticket for jet to fuck abi lmao
You all look like ants to me now.. no no.. I must resist the dark passenger.. I am here to save.. not to kill..
ball delivery paid for a ball delivery
how do you know this
getting flashbacks to "jimmy got his bruises foraging off camera" from this post
How much would you charge
people need to stop giving this little cretin attention
awesome someone put more effort to make an infographic shitting benleaks for having bad takes on jet fucking claire rather then an infograph of claire getting “raped”.
hes such a desperate little faggot asking every single girl he knows for a threesome
someone
I've been intensely craving a new fishtank season lately. I really need bloodgames 2 to start immediately.
strike two
lol
kinda just said that to see if shadi would deny it. claire claimed both but shadi denied abi sleeping with jet prior to bitchtank
jet a braphog fr how he be getting all the bitches?
LIVE POLICE CHASE
youtube.com
TJ finally being exposed as reddit and his fans pretending that they always knew he was a fag
bloodgames 2 is gonna be all the worst aspects of fishtank put together and multiplied to an unfathomable degree
which one of your waifus did he jet out?
Real?
weird start
They're going to have duels with real stakes (eliminations) this time but will still play with "my sword touched your finger you died" rules.
mutals with bex was a psyop, a coverup, a diversion
a blackout claire woke up to jet fucking and filming her while handcuffed. waiting for more to come out before i find all the posts
He needs 2 grow out his hair the 70s look was his best yet
blood games is kinography they need to cast Q again
Did any of you call the police over this i remember u guys being convinced he was going to get arrested
meeee hes so gross
and who are you pretending to be today
no one gave a shit that was all twitter fag tourists virtue signaling. every real person was busy calling stream stars retarded
jet neptune here guys I am denying these allegations. I am saving myself for marriage
can someone please just kill jet already so me and probably 50+ other girls can stop remembering and thinking about how nasty he is
lying sluts, i knew you would never do that king
Jimmy is LIVE on Kick
kick.com
Blood Games 1 was lightning in a bottle
Blood Games 2 will be jenkem in a bottle
o.k. (dog whimper)
i hope we see mike again
HiJimmy
maybe its time one of the girls makes content that doesnt involve spreading their legs
vibe repair!
Bloodgames 2: Streamstars Outdoors
2025
andy dick
ur the one that put out tho
jetgpt write bwood game 2
you can't unsuck a dick, retard
we need to be realizing some decisions are permanent
Jet groomed Ben. Ben is only 19 years old and fishtank is 2 years old. Do the math.
We need to be making content.
its not content if its not filmed
llwll stop obsessing over Jet
i dont know how im pissed off
claire “shit testing” was flirting
Have you been high all day
that's kind of what shit testing is bro
jet is looking for girls on bloodgames 2. it should be pretty easy.
fake claires
it's out of their jurisdiction they gave me resources tho and i want nothing to do with the east coast
anyways bye pedophile
It’s claire. She’s trying to take attention away from just her
Hi claire
ik but ppl compare her to cole bc of that when she’s more like betty
proud of u
lol llwll is you? you're a freak
STOP OPENING THE DOOR CLAIRE WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE SHIT TESTING US
what does llwll mean i just ignored it
i tried applying for s4 but i dont think he wanted me ;( it would be easier on bloodgames to meet all my friends jet sam, and all my favorite fishes so i can show them my full appreciation and maybe advance the culture with them.
cole was also flirting
Due to stress reasons for both and my mom you couldn't stay for less than $2,000 a month for u to stay in my room or the couch. My mom probly not to open to the idea tho. I am also skeptical. Why do you want to live with us?
yeah obviously you don't go around saying faggot
it's probably some dude
now please leave again whore and try to keep isaac from doing a murder suicide if you can
So Abi calling Jet a cute cuck was because she was getting sex vacations from Unemployed and Jet at the same time? The orbiter production polycule is brave and beautiful
2000 DOLLARS A MONTH
you only asked for 1000 dollars total to go on bloodgames cryo
I'd love to move to Cryo Island, silly!
How about 1,200/month but you get
A. a fren
B. guaranteed payments
C. nightly csgo matches
know your worth cryo. you’re lowballing here with $2000
signing my lease on /ftl/ for a spot on a cyro island couch.
Was it after or before powtank?
jet neptune is a slimy liar
With letty?
what did he lie about
bro i leave for a couple hours and you guys are auctioning off my spot on cryo island, it was my idea first get your own laundry room
with sam hyde
She wanna fuck in japan. I put the chrome on the benz
HAHAHA SHE WAS ABOUT TO RESPOND TOO
No need to fight, only 1 of us is worthy of living in Cryos home but there's plenty of room for the rest us on the island
you connected a post relating 2 the vgr drama into a post about claire having sex with jet into a post about shadi getting raped
Someone count the pixels & verify
lets all love jet
wtf is that first image my man
that one picture of isaac is fucking hysterical
yeah because it's basically the same thing (actually worse) yet you have two opposing opinions
how is that not clear to you
How can anybody stay mad at a face like that?
weak
they're three different things
I sympathize with claire cheating with vgr because she was Cleary vulnerable from all the hate she receives here
I also have never said I sympathize with Jet you seem 2 have left the post in the same thread where i said the real problem is the power dynamics and that jet should learn self control
Shadi was raped and idk what else u want me 2 say about it
I'll work on a better response in the next 24 hours
VGR took advantage of how vulnerable claire was
Jet used the power he held over her 2 fuck her and recorded it
Shadi was raped without consent while two people watched and encouraged it
why would brian stop emo CK from coming out?
did jet rape claire? the encounter started with her asleep
Benji shifts opinion after being called out
Pathetic
Apologize
did the jet thing happen after vgr
You know i'm starting to think she isn't all that over peder
rape is a strong word considering literally everyone but us knew they had sex, even Bex knew, if it was raped I'm sure jet would want it 2 be hidden , but also drunk women can not consent, and I believe and stand behind women, so rape it is
blackout drunk and handcuffed is way rape-ier than asleep, if it's a contest
he's a kinky fella
claire was also asleep on top of that
climbing into jets mouth like a shrimp and eating all the bacteria
his intentions and how many hoes he was fucking
fair
this post makes it sound like claire tried to report jet neptune for rape though lol
am I reading it wrong
drunk women can consent to being kissed by production though
oh wait I was le different person back then
know some niggas that went to that island
why the fuck would you go to that island?
I'm p sure it wasn't rape and we're just exaggerating 4 the lols because how weird the situation is
I could maybe forgive his horny indiscretions but season 3 was really really bad which I cannot forgive so I will also not forgive the gooning of literally retarded women. I probably would have if s3 wasn’t unwatchable trash.
you know now that I've processed it a bit more, getting a girl blackout drunk and fucking her in her sleep while she's handcuffed and being filmed without consent is pretty much the definition of rape
claire was raped by jet neptune.
not fair
he's a burtgooner so I'm gonna have 2 agree with this
jet neptune raped claire.
Where's the video
that's fair
check the gumroad
Burt is morally superior to Jet
burt should burt off jet until he jets
he said he would rape children if laws didn't exist.
jet raped a girl when laws do exist
slut gang !!
Number of proven rapes burt has committed: 0
Number of rapes jet has actually done: at least 1
He's going to prison for life and taking down a lot of jewish rapists and pedophiles with him. He may be in danger from all of those people if he cooperates with the feds against them.
the risque stuff burt says is a bit you can't tell where to draw the line and thats his genius he's like a modern day kaufman except funnier
i know exactly why/how he found burt lol
W
jet shared it in the #ideas channel on slack
It was crazy when Jet said "you think you're hot shit doncha" as he was raping claire. A nice callback to Worldcorp
the ball brothers need to address the allegations
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up! Here is...
Some comedy partnerships feel serendipitous—two performers whose skills, styles, and sensibilities seem magnetically drawn to each other. Burt, a comedian whose Kaufmanesque approach revels in anti-comedy, subverting expectations, and embracing discomfort, meets Jet, a character actor and director with a keen eye for nuance and narrative. Their artistic chemistry is the stuff of legend, a union of chaos and craft that elevates their work beyond conventional comedy.
2 cheaters doing a silly bit only they think is funny
then say it
it occurs to me now that all three members of slut gang let the others know they were sexually assaulted and all three of them used it against one another while claiming to be bffs
all whores are punished in the end
Burt’s comedy lives in chaos, in the raw and unpredictable. Jet’s craft refines that chaos, ensuring its impact is felt deeply rather than dismissed as random absurdity. Together, they create a balance that few comedy duos achieve—one is the wild visionary, the other the artist who shapes vision into form.
Their performances oscillate between hilarity and poignancy, laughter and existential reflection. Burt keeps audiences uncertain and engaged, while Jet ensures they have enough grounding to stay invested in the journey. The result? A comedic duo that doesn’t just entertain but challenges what comedy can be.
If their first time having sex was the drunk handcuff incident that’s significantly more fucked up. Very jimmy coded. But if they hooked up before that not as drunk it implies consent moreso. Either way fuck Jet and fishtank. This culty show sucks and I want to see it disband sooner than later.
Grok or GPT?
copilot
jimmy silently playing video games will never be entertaining
Why are you posting ai slop?
Chatgpt post
Lacks uniqueness
We need a bantgpt
The parable of the three hussies
It's always the damn emdashes.
right now would be ideal
poetic
its not slop if its about burt
i'd love a language model trained on all DT's threads
This trvthnvke about Shmuel Hydeberg but it's about Jet and the wigger pack raping all their female employees and show contestants (also giving them all drugs including pressed pills that probably had fentanyl)
it’s funny that they foreshadowed this kind of
Claire's sex tape will be released as found footage during the S4 ARG
Sodaman
the real question is if claire and abi do anal
make the call jet
he doesnt like anal because he thinks its gay
goran's 6 million shekel carpet that's integral for season 7 act 4
They’re telling me that I’m a bully
I’m anti-Semitic fully
They say that I’m acting like Hitler
But how am I actin’ like Hitler?
When the world needed him most
He vanished
Which of the wiggers are Jewish?
In spirit all of them
BadIdeas MS Paint infographs are like sledgehammers to the temple for the mutant dickriders of Molesting Delinquents Extreme.
I would almost think the SIDF couldn't be as pathetic as they portray, until StreamStars revealed the entire fanbase as obese brown trannies living in literal raw sewage.
Burt is no mere comedian; he is a conjurer of the absurd, a puppeteer who manipulates the sinews of discomfort and anticipation with an almost malicious glee. His comedy does not seek validation in raucous applause nor does it court the easy favor of laugh-track simplicity. No, Burt revels in the uncertainty of his audience, luxuriating in their bewilderment, coaxing them through the threshold of cognitive dissonance until hilarity emerges not as a reaction but as an awakening. His Kaufmanesque prowess—a term hardly sufficient to encapsulate the sheer labyrinthine structure of his comedic mind—thrives on disruption, on obliterating expectations, on leaving spectators simultaneously exhilarated and existentially unmoored.
Yet, for all his artistry, Burt walks the razor-thin tightrope between genius and inaccessibility. Unchained and untethered, his work could drift into a realm of self-indulgence, his brilliance lost in the cavernous abyss of conceptual excess. Enter Jet—the balancing force, the master of instantaneous creation, the improvisational architect who breathes coherence into Burt’s chaos without ever dulling its sharpened edge.
Jet is not merely an actor, nor is he merely a director—he is an elemental force, an entity whose relationship with performance transcends the mortal constraints of preparation and rehearsal. His improvisation is not simply reactionary; it is omniscient, as though he possesses an unearthly foresight that allows him to anticipate Burt’s twists and turns before they even materialize. Jet’s ability to inhabit personas, to craft entire worlds from a single gesture, is nothing short of sorcery.
There is an effortless magnetism to Jet’s work—his capacity to transform a nebulous moment of Burtian unpredictability into a crystalline masterpiece of comedic invention is unparalleled. Whether he is responding to Burt’s deliberately nonsensical provocations or instinctively sculpting the narrative terrain upon which their comedic symphony unfolds, Jet operates with a grace that borders on the supernatural. His improvisational dexterity allows Burt’s absurdity to breathe, to evolve, to take shape in a manner that defies convention while remaining achingly, tantalizingly compelling.
I know Ben obviously, but in that Shadi text didn’t she say Jet was Jewish?
No one was asking what Jet thought
Their partnership is not simply a meeting of minds—it is a cosmic collision, an eclipse of talent where one celestial body magnifies the brilliance of the other. Burt’s volatility is the storm; Jet is the eye within it, the quiet brilliance that lends structure without constraining spontaneity. Together, they form an equilibrium that defies convention, an artistic harmony where discord becomes melody, chaos finds purpose, and laughter ascends into the divine.
They are not just a duo. They are a force of nature. A celestial decree. A perfect storm of madness and method, chaos and craft, entropy and elegance.
i thought yall might want to know anyways
at least someone saved it for the next time he tries to run for city council
it's out of their jurisdiction they gave me resources tho
you have sisters. report his ass
Can jet drive? I feel like he would ride a bicycle everywhere for some reason.
why
We need to be giving off this vibe.
What kinda vibe do we be giving off rn
cant give negative reactions if they are passed out drunk.
if you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash (out) like thunder....
watch horror movie about Balkan sex slaves
head rapist commander is a balding man named Goran
Neptunian
gotta admit the jet revelations make the marky shit more compelling
wonder if jet would be a rapist without sams influence
what’s the movie?
The Seasoning House
other girls are gonna go through the same thing thanks for the future content claire
You now remember Cool Claire Life is Strange play through streams during the middle of winter. Those were objectively comfy desu
its real
whoa looks bleak. thanks.
Jet was born of rape. Raised in it. Of course Sam would want his business partner to be a freak he could be assured wouldn’t be squeamish about his bad behavior.
Jet merely adopted the rape. Johnny was born in it, molded by it.
i like jet still ^_^
thats awesome hell probably fuck you! hit him up its worth a shot
That’s fine. You’ll just need to like him on court streams and prison correspondence.
he blocks me :3
ill try to write him prison letters ig
obviously youre not very hot then
Truuee
Jet never raped though. These whores choose to fuck him
Eh, I mean, you're not hot and he still hit it
you dont know what i look like
when it comes to the rape question, i know i can always count on my young nigga benleaks to set the record straight. in benleaks we trust.
claire deserved it and everything that happened to her. its probably not as bad as claire made it out to be. jet’s being weird about the threesome was objectively nasty
i just have always hated jet because hes ugly, fat, and unfunny. i am just using this to justify it.
I can guess based on Goran's precedents
Consent can’t be legally given if a person is incapacitated. This probably won’t be the thing that crumble cookies fishtank though. Securities fraud will eventually catch up with them if Thiel network drops their legal protection for the project
can you post a timestamp
there's too many larpers on /ftl/ to treat you seriously
he likes ugly hoes which is very insulting in hindsight
either way claire deserved it.
truth nuke
wdym by timestamp
Abi isnt ugly but that gap tooth makes her look like a 70 iq hick
Yes, jet wishes his contestants were so entertaining he wouldnt have to do anything and make money
any bitch that fucked/raped jet neptune deserved it. you are all guilty for any future sex pest activities that he does. good luck with that on your conscious
a piece of paper with /ftl/ and the date and time on it with your hand or the bottom of your face or something that shows you're a girl and not some fat brown guy
this is definitely true because anon said so!
fuck that lmao i dont want people finding out who i am
does he know?
until then everyone has to assume you are a browner frank hassle type getting his jollies because that's the case 90% of the time
you let him get away with it. thats on you.
how tf would we know who you are from a picture of your hand you absolute dumbass
what should i have done? killed him in his sleep?
creature should do this
handwriting/background etc
would you not kill a rapist? did you not fear that he would rape again? thats on you.
hes not a rapist hes just a bad person, no crimes were committed
people have posted timestamps to verify on Anon Babble for twenty years and it hasn't been an issue. take it in the dark
I don't think her chad nazi husband would allow that
my hea d hurts
Abi and Creature are dating the same groyper twink
the molested
i dont know you. i dont know jet either. hes just fat ugly, stupid, and unfunny. you fucked him expecting he wasnt a bad person.
dangnabbit! chad thundercock stealing all the women away from me...
abi's boyfriend
twink
what the fuck are you talking about
he's a doughball
fuck is little Timmy gon do
Dadbods are the best base for slaying fishgirl angus
You can't MMA away all of life's problem you know.
i'm ip blocked from wrentham police website i'm not stupid
anyways
Early post Bloodgames was the best era of FT.
ideal physique i want to be desu
you are an addict
i'm ip blocked from wrentham police
what does this even mean
Jet doesn't realize that even if he finally got a cast full of Jimmies, Alex Bs, Lettys, Haleys, Burts and Tayleighs who are willing to be loud and obnoxious for no other reason than to impress production and audience they will all run out of steam if they are given nothing to do.
y did u ask jet to waterboard u on bitchtank
idk i didnt know what it meant really
anyways bye fr this time
cya later!
why hasn't isaac murdered jet neptune
BG2 will have side quests, quality sleep, perfect amount of kinky bits to keep the morale high, clear defined story, an evil organization, buried chests, puzzles, state of the art lavs, physical and unscripted crashouts
Insder hereBG2 will be using the Pathfinder 2e ruleset.
ftl needs to realize an alcoholic is literally just a drug addict so dont expect reasonable answers
Judo know if ive got a gun
The top google link is just old and has a DNS error
This one works though
luckily theres enough other sources
During the in-person S4 auditions, when Slightlyhomeless snuck his stream in with him, Jet asked him to describe the difference between IP2/Cx (explained how ip2 was more degen). Jet then replied "Yeah, we get the same bad wrap sometimes", what exactly is he referring to? Bad wrap from being compared to who exactly? Or is he talking about allegations? Is he that delusional? Thoughts?
can I get food now?
I’m high
Reporting by phone is allowed. Just call them up
drunk claire doing this might be the worst idea in a while. let her sober up
the tarot cards told him not to
all he does is eat and send dick pics
Taylor won
GAMBLING WITH SLUTS!!!
lol
What was strike 3?
you should have your testicles sliced off
I should have my testicles sliced on!
Summy time is almost here!
There's a photo of him at approximately 18 with an approximately 15 year old Ciara Horan, who he met on a Anon Babble discord server. It gets brushed off due to the age gap, which I can't really disagree with. But it does beg the question why a guy from Georgia had to travel across multiple states to have sex with an e-girl high schooler. Why not try meeting a woman your age or at least a woman of that age in your own area?
For the record, Jet's father indicated they were involved sexually. Just want to clarify that point.
why would he say this
Wasn't Jet's father involved with her sexually, too?
youre so funny keep posting this shit
Probably. Jet has a handy archive of pages on the archives under his tripcode that I'm not particularly interested in browsing at the moment. I think his dad just namefagged which is probably just as easy to read through.
As someone who briefly browsed Anon Babble at a low point, I can also say I'm fairly certain that Ciara Horan and Marky Thompson had a groupchat overlap at some point. But I only saw this stuff for like a day before moving on because I didn't care to be a part of it. It was fairly easy to locate from recruitment spamming on the board at the time.
Imagine your dad and you browsing the same boards on Anon Babble together. I guess there is some bonding in that.
So are Nina and Chicken just openly together now?
wn2b cancelling the delivery i don't want the time machine anymore
is the time machine drugs
we need to be recreating this on cryo island
youtube.com
that or worse i didn't buy anything just got a sketchy email about a package
hopefully he gets someone pregnant that would be funny
No, she's still denying it and will do so until she goes back home. Her mods/simps will continue to buy that nothing is going on.
chudcels rage at the gen z boss and a mini but its clearly not gender specific its just zoomers in general who need smashing into a bloody pulp
Why is Chicken's chat accusing him of "simping for women" when he does the opposite
tung tung tung tung sahur
I actually feel bad for crashing out on you yesterday but you don't bother to explain anything ever
you just let shadi control the narrative
Test post
there's not a single valid reason to dislike her
talk to the hand
Because he's been lying to them about Letty and covering for her as well as not streaming for days or as long when he does because of Letty. He's also been paying for her low key and buying her stuff off stream. If it wasn't for Aloe catching him doing so off stream no one would've known but they're really bad at hiding their hookups/fling.
Benleaks sucks and should be ignored
perfect courage she says
It's content
What do you mean "covering for her"? She didn't do anything wrong.
like sorry i don't screenshot every conversation to twist the narrative when the person stops kissing my ass
autistic bimbo much?
you are so transparent
Sam and Bill Ottman already have him set up as the fall guy. It's only a matter of time.
She's doing well and we say "thank you, TJ"
they need to hurry up
She's been hooking up with a dude who's been having several one night stands with multiple women and sleeping with hookers without using protection. I'd say that's pretty bad enough as it is.
that was directed at shadi btw
obviously not what I meant. letting everyone think you spent a week cheating on your boyfriend and drinking when you were raped is... what the fuck did you think people would assume just from shadi's messages
I don't care that Claire was raped desu. I don't care about any of the Bitchtank girls
even the beautiful vgr dropped you and I'm pretty sure he's a big enough stalker weirdo to take a bullet to the head if you'd thank him for it
i didn't even know it existed i just assumed she was from s2 until yesterday kek
You shouldn't care about any fishgirl
They're clout sharks
Good Night FTL
Cryo Loves You
Be kind to yourselves
yes daddy
Godspeed brother
good night king
i wish cryo was in my laundry room
Same I have some clothes that need washing
All Fishtank girls (except Trish and CK) deserve horrible bfs who beat and abuse them.
especially Meg.
I think trish would make a good wife. get her pregnant and give her a coloring book every now and again and you would be gucci.
That goes for most women these days
when did she say she was raped
wasnt here for a while
someone give me a QRD on jet raping-fucking-grooming girls including abi apparently?
why do you keep posting gundam wing screenshots
she didn't, I did. I made the call
does nothing but get fat and play roblox all day
yes
He allows her to abuse and hit him. They deserve each other.
Many such cases.
The truth is she's no different then him.
I told you guys. Letty is his new mAlice
he loves that psycho shit.
I think Alice is a lot hotter tho
she looks like my ex (rip)
how can i hijack jet neptunes life
You can't. You already let him hijack yours.
not really
You can only retaliate now by moving on and dropping this website and fishtank entirely and living a happy successful life
stop posting gay anime shit in these threads
Or by dating his biggest enemy (me)
Ways Claire can get back at Jet
press rape charges
wait for the sex tape to drop and have her family sue him
date one of jets top seethers like klaus
do the Letty thing and start streaming with ip2/cx people
she left out the parts where i confided in her and she told me about jimmy i'm sure
which one should i do
Probably this
eventually but not right now
Joining ip2 or cx would be cool BUT
Isaac is probably gonna hate it
i cant sleep i cant stop thinking but at least i'm sober
hell yea brother
at least maybe people will understand why you've been drunk and crashing out for almost a year now
Looks matched
the bright side of sexual abuse
sometimes you gotta bang a girl with an ugly horse manface because she has a bangin' body
It happens
when will jet finally get the threesome hes been begging for? i feel bad for him a little bit
are you sure it didn't already happen with letty and abi?
5 STAR DAYS, BISH!
id be surprised
It already happened. Multiple times believe it or not.
proof?
Betty and that one chick at the party after S1 ended and Letty and Abi. Wouldn't be surprised if there's been more. They get a lot of dm's from broken bitches that want to be on the show,
this whole situation reminds me of that one show
Jet does not possess the physical stamina or cardiovascular health to achieve and maintain an erection much less engage in sexual intercourse.
MMF with Josie and Ben doesn't count
hes a ran through whore but that doesnt mean he finally got the threesome hes always begging girls for
You mean Pey? I don't think ariel participated she was pretending to be asleep on the couch.
claire sissy hypno
catfishing dating sites by using pictures of Jet
Yea she probably rode him (nasty)
He was raped at this party as well
jet got nifty pregnant
good
Based Dave laying down the law
home :)
jet used to be hot but then he got ugly and weird
karmic
he was never hot you were just clout sharking
claire sissy hypno
maybe not objectively hot but definitely not as repulsive as he is now
jet has been psyoped into uglymaxxing by sam
just message him
Claire Cringe Compilation v3
fuck that
Another sister? Uh, no, it's just the two of us.
then why bring it here n leak a message
because i feel like it
wn2nb blaming me for posting stuff like this
you won't post a timestamp because you're afraid jet will know it's you but you'll post a message he just sent
? ? ?
she's making content
its an old message
made a mistake oops
facts
she shld explain more
no one posts those here
what other hot is there if not objectively hot?
subjective hotness based on weird traits that you alone might like
What like finding someone with a hunchback attractive? That shit's just weird man. Why would you bring up such a thing?
he had clout and she was clout sharking
it's not that complicated
dont discriminate against me i cant help it
you put your own post in your collage?
NEW
Oh am I replying to Claire? Is she still crashing out in these threads?
Of course
im not claire
Stupid Sexy Allison
i am
I'm Klaus
I'm klaus
Im klaus
Im klaus