Yummy burger & fries edition
NEWS:
-- Nina had phone sex with Abi
-- Ben and Chris are "banking" podcasts in preparation for "6 weeks of Fishtank" [YouTube] Hong Kong 2 Podcast EP 47 - PGA Pros (embed)
-- LEAKED footage of Andy Dick: old.reddit.com
-- Claire made a handcuff sex tape with Jet
-- Season 2 finale on May 23rd
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Circa Survive Shelly Duvall, my beloved
ITS UP
What was her OF
Going in a ftl hoe raw sarge style?
probably
The hag (Binx)
The brat (Tay)
The retard (Betty)
The other brat (Abi)
The model (Payton)
What kind of show are we going to create after we destroy fishtank?
is that cole
[YouTube] Hong Kong 2 Podcast EP 47 - PGA Pros (embed)
great job poop brain
The first three all have syphilis and aids, don't do it.
What is this faggot's problem?
we love our simpable fishtank italians don't we folks. they're fantastic. just fantastic italian mids made right here in america and we're so proud of them
jet neptune dies today
The retard
Isn't that pretty much all of them?
on that note I assume trump has halted the federal claire girlfriend distribution after recent events. he must have been so disgusted
Did you have fun during your hiatus?
Yes and that includes the men as well
that brit is a tj fag. remember him saying something along the lines of tj reminding him of his tard cousin so it felt good rooting for him. other then that hes an alright bloke.
Is she related to Bex or something
Italians
syphilis and aids
how? I know Tay may have gotten it from doing hard drugs w Jordie. How did Binx or Betty get that sh, Binx got something from the whores she's made out with.
Honestly? big tits are so overrated it's not even a turn on
Why not?
actual drunk retard
hagussy fr
She's treated Isaac like a dog! Worse than a dog, actually... pet owners are at least loyal to their dogs right? The hardworking young men of America don't deserve an awful gf like that, folks.
Sniffing Claire's girly pits
Prostitution
Faggot.
mentally ill freak
let's all rape claire <3
too revenge porny
I'd rather not face dox her
You will contract Goran aids and rape is never okay
bro her tight pussy in those leggings makes me diamonds, she's such a old hag that would do anything for sex.
Not good enough were going to need to see a face and also a first name with last initial. Cough up motherfucker before I turn you into a ghost
why do you want klaus porn
Fax
plus she only fucked Luke instead of Jet so she's not completely brain dead
Hey at least she's aware you're taking those pics
klaus porn
rape is never okay
you obviously didn't do it right. you gotta work with sam hyde and start a show to lure vulnerable women first and then abuse your glamorous power dynamic on them, stupid.
I'd never pull out. Fuuuuuu. She is cute af.
Taking advantage of vulnerable and slow people is evil
the wiggers got claire banned to shut her up
It's only okay to take advantage of someone in a severely compromised state if you're also in a severely compromised state
yeah claire's retarded so what
She needs to be in rehab
can any of you persons give me a qrd on Claire? I only watched her a bit on bitch tank and she seemed kind of bratty and whiny. Why is everyone all of a sudden bringing her up again breh?
she needs to be raped rather than bored in a lame rehab center
Shadi exposed her cheating on Isaac multiple times. Had a threesome with Abi & Jet. She might be carrying Jets baby
Ctrl f claire
she's been self-destructive lately
don't do this to us. we can't have another claire thread
for real? lol. Jet is a gangster damn dude.
if i got cheated on by some ugly dog faced whore id kill myself.
do you think you are mentally ill
do better
Is it grim
someone should probably tell Isaac before it keep happening
someone besides me
A true fatcat
/ftl/ s4 is the claire show
Claire is the shrapnel wound you'll never get rid of!
When you say it like that it sounds kinda gay. You have to give an in depth analysis on how they slowly convince the women there that they are cool and hot. Saying something with "power dynamic" is going to be a loss everytime though
*it is grim
we should be nice to isaac
i have many times. never fucked a girl as greasy and ugly as her.
Mom can we have Bex?
No we have Bex at home.
Bex at home:
Claire spent the most time "training" with Sensei.
imagine getting cucked by Claire lol. She's ugly as sin. imagine taking cute pics of her thinking she's your gf and she gets blasted. KEK
that's what legally makes it rape though
She had a crashout out of jealousy over TJ hanging with Letty in various Asian countries a few weeks ago and has been slowly deteriorating. Eventually she pissed off Shadi enough for her to spill the beans about her banging Jet.
not killing the dude in front of the whore and then the whore
weak
charity begins at home
Scott Sullivan MMA was just trying to train the girls to defend themselves from Goran Rapistovic
APOLOGIZE
this is the only proper reaction to that scenario
hes so pure
She had a crashout out of jealousy over TJ hanging with Letty in various Asian countries a few weeks ago and has been slowly deteriorating. Eventually she pissed off Shadi enough for her to spill the beans about her banging Jet.
Claire is seething so hard about Letty that she is trying to samson option Abi in her crashout by making shit up about Abi fucking Jet.
we don't deserve him
damn, these bitches really are wholesome. I was under the impression they were just in it for attention or just playing characters on the show but these hoes are disturbing.
They'll either have to get a fuckin job and grow up, find a simp to latch on to, or be homeless on welfare.
The dude is probably into it. Why else would he keep taking her back? He likes it. They just have to accept Claire is non monogamous and find her sex vacations they both agree on beforehand to make it ethical.
Jets sis partied at the house
wholesome
***disturbing, fucking autoC.
very important
Forgive me, sensei...
they're good, wholesome girls
I wonder how many wiggers Sam is housing there during the off season
Jupiterbros..... it's so over
it’s very funny that she thought she had any right to be mad at tj and letty
I think Claire lied to him and said she was going with bella
All you bitch tank hoes that lurk these threads you're irrelevant Jet used pussy, S2, S3 mogs you, forever. Ha.
the jet and Abi thing is true too unfortunately
I am Scott
We are Scott
Can't believe my sis is right there
Forgot about that
literally looks like someone photoshopped jet’s face on a party hoe
That has to just be Jet's face
That’s part of the appeal to some non monogamous couples. Consensual surprise cheating. Some couples literally like that and make it into a lifestyle
They're definitely committing some sort of tax fraud by having all of them living in that house.
Sex slave quarters
i wonder what Florence Nightingale thinks of all this
grim
Is Jupiter the female version of Jet as in would she fly me out to rape, can i expect her in my DMs accidently sending me ass shots
claire from bon appetit would have been superior television
she would have won bitchtank easily
its a dream come true
Is Jupiter the female version of Jet
she's not fat (yet)
probably gets horny for coke or molly judging from the pix
Jet Badson
Jupiter Gooddaughter
EAR. OUT.
how bad will his blood games crashout be?
Ethical non monogamy can be sustainable for those who like it. Deal with it.
with the ogre again
he aint getting back on
Well jabba even let him go?
Jackie a Boss fight tho
Claire is non monogamous
Aka unfaithful and untrustworthy
consensual surprise cheating
Because she hasn’t accepted that she’s non monagamous yet. If she does she can do it ethically in a relationship where they agree it’s not cheating.
ENM
I'm more of a CNC guy
claire just turn on airplane mode for awhile and then turn it back off
the wiggers cannot contain you
row row claire
fite da powa
Just let her have the break. We all know she’ll be back. No rush
hey claire u suck ne ner ne ner haha u cant respond hehehehe
Guess who invented Trump posting.
airplane mode stop wifi and cell data u derp
let it go man
vgr my king
Claire unblock me
a Very Gay Retard?
Guess who invented mom poop posting
i looked away
you were on fire
He'll last for a day or two and then try to kill somebody. if they bring him on it's only to fuck with him and make him crash out. sounds like a job for blue32 or jon.
Brace yourselves
If she actually does it, i'll text Shadi to join.
Kino inbound record in case it’s not saved
Ok who is this? I see this account posted here all the time
teh cleh
she's just trolling doh
the suck shack
lol she trolled shadi
the hog is going to be even angrier now
one day shadi will eat this website and it will all finally be over
Shadi should host her own space exposing Claire and her numerous lies. She'll be forced to join to defend herself or risk looking like a LOSER.
She would be too cowardly to join
Making a fat joke to a fat person
Very funi they never heard it b4
just drew this
Common Claire L
would honestly give her GOAT status
you're just trying to bait me into making more comments about shadi's weight but I'm going to do that regardless
I thought it would be fun if I got me and Abi joined but whatever
Get Haley on there too
Ugh fucked up that sentence but whatever
very good
I understood it despite your horrible grammar.
does haley even know about any of this
thank you so much
We need to be casting girls like this for fishtank
shadi was initially interested in fishtank because she thought it was a seafood buffet
LatinaTank would go hard
Still lame. Try a little harder next time
Has Claire ever mentioned using a douche or anything?
why?
I want 2 c ur creativity flow
yeah she calls it “isaac” for some reason
That's a very good question.
she was likely still at the house while it was going on
Lore? Clip?
yup but jet doesn’t know how to run a show sadly
Lmao
When will she finally make her Fishtank debut?
shadi thought bitchtank was a chinese buffet
My first impression of Shadi was some kind of literally retarded super sized butch dyke with the stupid baby voice and fat guy clothes and ball cap. It came as a big surprise that at least she’s not a full blown dyke and can talk normally and dress feminine and lose weight if she tries
if she tries
My first impression of Shadi was some kind of literally retarded super sized butch dyke
that would have been so good. but nope she's just a regular ol fat brown person
cloobs
Kind of 50/50 on going nuclear rn
what
goran got to suck on those
get accused of rape
panic release the "mini season" when its under cooked way more than the usual to shift focus and burry the discourse
this is so pathetic and going to suck so much
I actually hate Jet for recording it, even if Claire didn't protest, or put herself in a position where she couldn't effectively protest. Morality isn't based on consent, and he knew it was wrong to film such acts. I won't be able to look at him the same way again.
pretty sure he’s talking about the wp2 trailer
Crucify jet
Crucify jet
you know what, I can get behind this
Seriously though
How do we get #justice4claire with nothing buy a few Anon Babble screencaps
Send gay guys to Jet's home?
Claire and Isaac can have a threesome with Jupiter to cuck jet (he’s in a sexual relationship his own sister)
the s3 house is already full of gay guys, a couple more won't make a difference
how did jet do literally anything wrong? Am I missing something?
Well then I'm all out ideas.
yes. people are leaving out an extremely important part. maybe they fear neptroon... maybe it's bill they fear... idk
you recorded it? - bill ottman, esquire
get accused of rape
panic release extreme peace in its undercooked 97th revision to shift focus and burry the discourse
jets diseased shroom going to cost hydestien his legacy
Claire (and likely Abi, along with any other fish that has had an inappropriate relationship with him) groomed and manipulated Jet. Jet was raped. Jet was always the victim here and we need to be supporting him.
sex / marry / block on twitter
binx, letty, tayleigh
what pick?
He's a discount Harvey weinsten, rapist, homewrecker
And worst of all he didn't let my memescreen image through
No you got it right no need to change it
Shouldn’t have sex with someone who is really dunk unless you’re actually dating. Can be prosecuted as rape if they decide it wasn’t consensual. Professionally you should avoid sex altogether with employees because of power dynamics. Of course people break this all the time but it’s a bad idea for everyone involved. Legit reality shows have strict alcohol limits and other oversights to prevent incidents like this. Wiggers don’t care because they’re retarded drug addicts and amateurs.
do you watch tulsa king
Claire held the power dynamics over Jet by being the fan favorite, she abused her fame to abuse a vulnerable young man.
people are calling him the raping blob
Season 4 tomorrow
My question for claire is: why Goran and not Scottie
that wouldn't surprise me
the whole family is pretty fucked
picking up more wood pallets off facebook marketplace for the raping blob
She reaching down in my pants
She got the world in her hands
Are they really doing a ton of cameras again? That shit was awful to keep track of much less re-stream.
Who ever does the auntie posts is funny af
never watched it, but Stallone looks funny with his fake hair and plastic face
Jet Blobson
but Jet said he was gonna make me famous
Yoooo I'm back bay beeee
And there will be zero improvements on the audio, it will probably be worse than ever.
The idea had been growing in my brain for some time. True force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again.
where da food and half conscious women at
it's boomerkino
but honest, /ftl/
if jet goodson came at you with his naked formless jelly body jiggling around, swinging a pair of handcuffs in one hand and holding a camcorder in the other, and stood near you and shyly said
hey I uh I just wanted to say that I think you're pretty special and maybe we should fuck sometime if that's cool and I mean that on god for real
would you have been able to resist? consider this image before you judge others for their decision when faced with this situation
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads
snorting powdered Dodge Durango titles
what kind of state am I in? Severely compromised or just slightly compromised?
irrelevant because in this scenario you have an iq of 135 and an advantageous mindset (the perfect reality show contestant)
SUCK ON THIS
We have to be leveling up XP niggers HH
It's going to be okay
yo it’s the thread guardian
What is?
did jet rape you too
Dumb irish whore vs 135iq wop who would win?
Gimme pics of vgr I got an idea
I keep reading and hearing about this sex tape with Jet and Claire but my questions is... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TAPE I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT!!!
you dont shit where you eat. unprofessional as fuck and he is risking the entire project. they also fired scott for doing the same shit that hes doing.
Can someone take that pic of vgr and Claire and use ai to make them kiss? I want to know what it was like
Claire you lying cunt. Lying about doing a space with Mauro is literally worse than fucking jet without asking Isaac if it’s ok first. You’ll regret this witch!
I forgot I had this, a clip of Jet and the boys forgetting to cut the hallway camera as they gathered balls from Bedroom 2 to resell to the fans.
wants to watch jet blobson rape a half conscience claire
abhorrent
Claire backed out
Classic Claire
Unblock me or there will be consequences
I didn't know she was half "conscience" BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN THE VIDEO but still my bad
I can't drop envisioning myself on S4 even though it would go horribly for me.
jet and tj's awkward conversation about the rape
I think that's what she said
also that he couldn't stay hard
dont do it. dignity, once lost, isnt something thats easily restored.
are you trying to get raped?
all smiles on cryo island
I wanna soak up the sun
I saw that post, binxboy
we need to be making content
hey look its claire
anyways
later
People don't realize the danger he's willingly put himself in to protect restore relations with enemies. North Korea... Qatar now. It could have been the end of him. And he knows that but he realizes the risk vs reward. W Rich kid with balls.
Based empathchan
we need to be sleeping at regular hours and for more than four hours a day
we need to be inviting mauro to bloodgames so he can pour bleach on everyone
mauro posting his correspondence with bill ottman esquire on twitter was very funny
bill should get humiliated much more often
Go content spray or go home I say
why there wasnt any stream snipers in vegas to at least throw eggs at jet and sam during s3 I'll never understand
Fishtank fans really are just a bunch of docile dweebs
cease and desist posting
why there wasnt any stream snipers in vegas to at least throw eggs at jet and sam during s3 I'll never understand
barely anyone was watching the show at that point tbf
Geezer was the only hope but he chose to bitch out like the gaped coward he is
Need something like Stox on FTL but for who's most likely to kill themselves.
we need to value life
like a melody in my head
My pussy is so fucking hard right now...
its giving jewish caricature
i don't believe in judaism and i don't know what caricature means so
hellz yeah
I am severely constipated
elementor is taking over...
semi retarded naive optimist smaack wife of indeterminate race that wraps her arm around you whenever she comes in a room and occasionally shows you her "jams" she made in fl that week
hey thanks i appreciate that
garbage people like me ~
garbage people like you ~
Why does VeryGayRetards aunt look like shadi's mom
listening to smaack wife talk about the myriad issues with the american justice system and for profit prison systems over brunch and when the waitress comes around the smaack wife tries extra hard to smile big and nod to show she's listening and appreciates people working in the service industry
drinking heavily while vincent gallo respecter husband is explaining to you in monotone his passion for ecclesiastes while he looks you dead in the eyes without blinking and then casually mentions he wants to have kids soon
nOnE oF u HoE aSs N wOrDs CaN sToP mE yeah cuz u said ull flee the country lmaooooo
just kidding i made that up
anyways good night pedophiles don't let the r words bite
later
beating smaack wife for being an annoying retard
she will probably end up with a brown or black guy that gives her a black eye at some point
Imagine having a friend like Claire.
nobody involved with this is my friend
except caroline
this is like 13 reasons why
i've had a few, they just start convos with the intention of trauma dumping so you gradually reply less and less until they go away
i'm just making content
i came to post about mauro and got distracted my bad please forgive me
WP2 tomorrow
Is it safe to say Fishtank is dead?
please no i want to see burt on bloodgames
hiya how are you
Hey, good ta you
sad :(
That sucks hope thinks pick up
13 unread messages
*without reading* Fuck, that sucks
5 unread messages
*4 days later* Sorry didn't get a notification been busy
rinse and repeat
WP2 is not coming out tomorrow, it's just an "announcement"
bitch i don't pull that shit that's abi
this is what i get i guess
that's fair
but also eat shit don't talk to me or about me ever again
Binx..................has been mauled.
It is the end for her.
kek
the virgin 'sorry didn't get a notification' vs the chad 'ok' vs the thad 'and this affects me how?'
exactly
'and this affects me how?'
based
Still in shock and disbelief that people bought season passes tbqh
is she hot
Did Bex ever reveal if she knew?
not remotely
her friends were thoughbeit
Jeet "I used Claudia's time machine blueprints that I found in her iCloud to go back in time and kill Phil Hartman" Napsoon
she knew. she called Claire a slut.
inb4 claire takes that as a personal dig
i should clarify i was only comparing their personalities
niggas be too insecure already
I miss Phil Hartman
caring what women think
Jet is a slut.
Sam and Jet are gay but they'll never be able to fool millions into believing they're not like Joe Rogan has
Zesty ahhhh nigga
His wife didn't
do you think Effina tried to get her to do a threesome?
A threesome with her and Dasha? Yeah
My cock wakes up hard and stiff every morning and I have no one by my side to suck it :(
with charls. Dasha is still in greece
Amputation stream next
The crosseyed cunt is LIVE on Kick!
Which Fishtank (And spinoffs) competitors' lives have gotten the worst after Fishtank?
letty likes when chicken andy chokes her
Did she say that on stream?
she ruined their trip because she lost her phone then slept all day
Why do they depend on her phone, that's their fault
gay
Nina, Jet, Ariel, Bianca, Claire, most of Bitchtank
She isn't cross-eyed you fucking asshole. It's called wall-eyed when they are pointing different ways like that.
Kill yourself.
Gm niggerfaggots.
I heard WP2 is dropping in two weeks?
I bet it sucks ass.
who is this even supposed to be
How tall is Chickenandy anyways? He doesn't look that much taller than Letty. My guess is probably 5'7.
Like 5'5 cus letty short.
Letty's 5'5 herself iirc so he's got to be about an inch or 2 taller.
Does Jet actually think he can effectively wrangle Andy Dick?
Still shorter than some women I know.
Does Jet actually think he can effectively suck Dick?
Would have to ask Sam, or any of the other wiggers.