/smg/ - Stock Market General

no news

and news

is not

on topic

the pollyquisha pocket

bruh lol

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER!

NISSAN HEIL HORTON

HEIL HOOVER would be better.

Did you buy the dip on BTI? will you ever learn /smg/?
Tobacco is the patrician's choice, yet you decide to keep playing with your plebian soxl and niggervideos, SAD!

Well.. I sold on that last little pump.

An overall green week for me so far. This would probably be a good time to stop shortening my own portfolio.
Poland anon likes the darker ladies. I put her in there for him.

Welcome to the NHH

UNH blowing up, major insider buying.

morning /smg/. i slept way in today. which is fine, i had a big week trading, don't have any clue what's gonna happen today, happy to just watch for now. green on my screen, so i am feeling good. beyond meat is up a lot, shilled it recently, no news other than it's way too cheap. watching small caps for now, they seem to be outperforming, might buy a dip.

You sleep in too much.

ngmi

Who’s buying..

bought the dip for the elastic rubber band move

Yeah I mean it dropped over $300 no reason to think it won't retrace a good chunk of that granted I'm not gonna put a ton of money into it just gonna buy one leap.

Not me.
What's he doing with EL?

Not buying so much as rebalancing but it's not I can directly barter shares

frustrating position. charts at their highs and grinding higher. nobody wants to be the guy who bought the top, but if you're not buying highs you're not making money. feel like the weather has changed, might only be able to trade one side of a volatility pocket and that might be all i'm good for. again don't wanna psyche myself out but i'm not chomping at the bit to buy these lines nor do i want to short them. tried explaining to my mom but she didn't really get it, but i think i need a break from trading. fear of losing has outweighed my hunger for gains, the market is in a different place now and liable to act different, and i have to remember i'm still a novice at this activity.

I been stacking spxs for the past week. This shit is rediculous

THIS
is exactly
the kind of
TROUBLE
one faces wen they TRADE THINGS
besides
NATGAS AND OIL
futures
BASED ETFs
like
BOIL KOLD UCO SCO

post mom tits

FAG

Just think, any price low we than where you bought today is an opportunity to average down. Remember the GME baggies who had 6 figures on pitiful shares? Just dont be a fucking retard and have an exit strategy.

Tell us about your mom.

Not to argue against the sanctity of sister mating but I would like to humbly request our outstanding fetishist bakers push momcest for a while. I think sexy mom general rolls off the tongue quite nicely

I second this, you've been teasing this general for long enough now with your mom mentions. give up the nectar.

seemingly close bond between you two

she often goes on vacation somewhere alone

not a single mention about a father present

I have fapped to this kind of scenario many times already over in the Anon Babble incest threads, don't pretend like you don't know what's going on

anyhow it's already late in the day. just gonna write this one off. think we go higher but not willing to bet on it. sorry to just drop in, whine and make complaints, but it's that kinda day for me. i mentioned bynd earlier, really running, wkey laes and ssl are three others i've been allocating to this year, small positions, but they are starting to outperform in a big way too. hoping to turn this appearance on /smg/ useful and profitable to my fans.
she takes really good care of me, now at least. growing up she was always gone though, she worked long hours far away. that was hard. she is a very social, simple person, she values her friends more than anything. she loves to eat and ride her bike. she is very cold-hearted and self-centered though, she was spoiled as a kid. she's very much a normie, was a cheerleader and a sorority girl, very much a boomer. she never really invested until late in life and never really gambled so she has trouble handling her emotions, it is tough getting her to sell at highs and hold on at lows, she gets real emotional about stocks when they're volatile but otherwise doesn't care much about them.

Based your mom was a Stacy. What does she smell like?

People getting out the violins for six figure engineers laid off from big-fag corporate jobs

Trust me. He's not going to end up in the soup line.

can you imagine being almost 50 years old and posting on reddit?

hes probably loaded and can retire anyways

I think it's actually become a boomer hangout. I don't even know anyone under 40 who uses it anymore. 90% bots, 9% boomers, 1% out of the loop.

I can't imagine being on reddit period

Just goes to show its networking and bullshitting that gets you ahead in life

it's the aged liberal blue voter that found reddit on google and posts there to feel intellectually superior to their facebook bound aged liberal red voter. Guarantee you they mention reddit irl to brag to their coworkers at the dmv about their "super smart online community"

Checked.

I was thinking about getting a trip for a couple of hours but then I remembered that Anon Babble still exists.

Tom lee is also getting bullish again btw.

can u imagine
being
NEARLY FITTY
and poasting
on Anon Babble

HOOLY FOOKALULI
WHO IN THE FOOK
WUD DO THAT
THEY MUST BE
PATHETIC FOOKIN
LOOSERS
O
O
S
E
R
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

I LIKE
2 TRADE
NATGAS AND OIL
and
I LIKE
2 SAY
NIGGERS AND JEWS
but
I H8
2 SEE
ALL THE CRYING
WEN NO NEWS
bc i dont
want u
to
lose

redditor gets fired for being a redditor

Sounds like the algorithm microsoft is using is working properly.

btw
*LOOSERS
was
intent
ional
NIGGERS
I
G
G
E
R
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

this if he took stock options for 25 years at microsoft he's probably fine. I mean he got to accumulate through the dot come bubble and the fucking 2008 bullshit, but it sounds like he was actually retarded and gave all the money to his wife, who probably pissed it away.

spy feels like a little kid that keeps giggling and saying "higher" as you push them on the swings right now

Baggot I still haven't received any new hire paperwork for my new job at your company. Did you send it to the right address?

well, when i hire people, i get a stack of resumes, and then I just throw out the top half of them strictly because I don't want to hire anybody who is unlucky. if you submitted everything, i'm sorry we haven't gotten back to you yet. Don't call us we won't call you either.

It's incredibly bad luck for a jew to not hire a fellow jew. Expect the worst fiscal quarter in your company's history. It's not my fault, it's yours.

I just throw out the top half of them strictly because I don't want to hire anybody who is unlucky

KEK
E
KEKEKEKKK
E
KEKKK
E
KEKKKEKKKEKKKEKKK

I’ll let you in on a trick I use that works well for Baggies people. Use a three or four syllable first name with an apostrophe after the first syllable. On race check the “rather not say” box and somehow work into your CV that you think bananas are black (not yellow). Works every time. I not only got a reply from Baggies company but every law firm and investment bank in his area.

If that's the case, infiltrate baggot's company, move up the ranks, then hire me. I plan on replacing baggot as president or the company. You will be rewarded.

For me, this is today's jam
youtu.be/AqrxgEln_Dw?si=cppRpgUDoO9ifDsr

not being an absolute POS while working a corporate job

lmao what a loser
t. watched fight club like 5 times, no homo

if john is circumcised, you owe him a job. he's asked politely three times now. you have to say yes. also not a job but an investment opportunity, if you gave me $250k i would write the great american novel and you would get 51% royalties. you can invest more to get a better novel but that's what you need for quality. it will be about the topic of your choice because i don't have any ideas otherwise it's probably going to be about wizards.

doing a trade detox day. hard. every line wiggle gives fomo. all the up ones at least. but i'm afraid of a big down wiggle on the opex day, after this big up move. i can feel the chiding finger of the crowd, the greedy pull of the money machine wanting to rip me off. so i am just not gonna trade. but it probably goes higher. at least i hope it does. i'm 99.99% stocks so i am NOT missing out, but one should make hay while the sun shines i think. anyways just so this post isn't a complete waste of everyone's time, i would be buying the healthcare etf right about now. will at the end of the month at least.

He called me a baggot, and said I eat his asshole. For this reason I'm never hiring him.

bigot

I would have never said those things if you just have me the 6 figure job I asked for. It's not like you can't afford it. Thanks for understanding.

Also I never said you eat my asshole, I said you tongue my anus. No the difference.

AMD

Stop with the anti-semantics.

Coinbase sisters!

I chartgpt'ed this and it supports my first instinct that baggie is a bigot complaining about this because saying tongue my anus seems to be like a compliment compared to what he maliciously read into it.
He totally does this to me too, I just wanna be nice but he takes it in a negative way.

How do you guys not just give up? I wonder why I still have hope. Even my "successes" mock me by not changing anything.

Anyways, it's karaoke night. Maybe I can woo a mate.

I guess it comes down to believe in jesus and god ... and stubbornness

DING DING DING niggers

+0.89%

he's being deliberately obtuse about that point and he knows it. but at the same time you can't be insubordinate if you're working for baggie. you have to take abuse from him. there are lines he can't cross of course for legal reasons but if he wants you to clean dead rats from his air ducts on sabbath that's what you gotta do. if he wants all the toilets to sparkle, you're probably the man for the job, if his girlfriend needs a new kidney, you'll probably be scheduled long and inhumane hours until you decide to "donate," anyways get back to me about the novel baggie, i know these offers take time, i think you know my email. i'd be willing to do a split payment, half up front half on delivery. no pressure though. just saying the opportunity is there i think we both know it.

+1.17%, pretty good day but week was kinda rocky mostly flat. common crab victory,

i thought john was making millions as a irl jannie

bc i work
hedges thru ranges
back and forth
so
its truly
all gud
ITS ALL GUD

ITS ALL GUD

ITS
ALL
GUD
U
DONT TRADE THINGS

BESIDES NATGAS AND OIL

UNLESS U LIKE
BEING GAY

Does this discord think this admin is gonna swing at PFE over holding back the covid vaccine?

+1%

+0.79% the market was a nigger but at least it was green for the day. ASTS still just 26.66 with institutions accumulating rapidly, a golden dome contract likely, shorts overboard and begging to be squeezed, and 5 launches planned in the next 9 months. None shall be able to say they weren't warned, so now I'll go back to bed.

was just looking at pfe. and no. but one never knows. like bmy at these levels. similar p/e, no covid closet.

pic is today's results. +$20 trading but will pay some interest from that. not much. should have been courageous and just bought more stocks, rode them higher. but that is hard for me to do. anyways might be halting the trading, did today at least, we will see what the future brings, but i'm fine climbing the wall of worry without margin.

I'm so glad I got triple vaxxed, I would probably have died because I just kept smoking even with COVID like the badass that I am.
Now everything is fine and I'm not even smoking anymore thanks to DNA changes that the vaccine has done to me.

Only betas got the kike spike

0.67% up

Looks like I’m kind of back. Maybe unload some of these soxl’s next week

You must be kidding I'm cleary a sigma

youtu.be/aKx9vYFlpg8?si=C2_PxUUCLoqi8EAE

*clearly

i didnt kno
sigma
but thanks 2 u
i do now
and thats
wat i am
2

btw
u maded
a thread 1 time
and i maded
a reply in it
because no one was using it
and i think the reply
was something about
it being gay bc it didnt have a
NATGAS AND OIL
in it and u got upset
bc u thought it was personal
but it was not personal
i just say that about any thread
that doesnt have a
NATGAS AND OIL in it
but i thoughted
ur thread
was just fine
and was there 2 support it
and BOOMP it
but i didnt get 2 reply
after that bc
i had to do other stuff
4 a few days

anyway
THX 4 turning me on 2
SIGMA
because now i kno
wat i am

They couldn’t wait a few months for the credit downgrade? I knew it was coming..

Dude WHY did everything just take a shit? Who said what????

Dunno, collected my 500 shares of XDTE divvies and sold half of the at the top.

that was nowhere near a shit. that was a silent fart at best.

Yes but as they say, the silent ones can be deadly.

Big sell off next week.

JUST IN - Moody's downgrades U.S. ratings.

next week

*for the next bunch of years
ITS OVER
its
over

SELL
SELL
SELL

Armageddon imminent.

PEOPLE
EATING
PEOPLE

Those were the same jerk offs that backed Joe Biden's Big Black Cock economic plan that basically led to record high inflation and a recession.

You did buy puts into the close, right anon?

Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to the bond market this weekend.

Trump was so adamant about bringing down the 10yr and he didn’t even see this coming. Powell has been buying treasuries as well to help.

What's happening?

Moodys should have been shuttered after 2008. But our great capitalist country had a central bank bail out the problems they let happen

I always hope for a nip slip
youtu.be/WSssqobgijo?si=IYkEYK8YZeygRh3J

(You) bought into the euphoria while insiders got short for the (((reaction))) to the (((credit))) (((downgrade)))

I don't like the fact the woman kind of acts like a child. It disgusts me. This is why I stick to qt traps.

NEWS?
NOTHING ON ANY STATION

It's a shame really

credit downgrades what I am hearing (scroll up nigger)

Stop for wishing something to happen chuds! ww3 is right arround the corner and (you) will be the first fatty we eat. I worry about the world, constantly.

Oh jesus fucking CHRIST it's just endless fucking nothingburgers! I am legitimately mind blown by how hard these assholes want to blow the world up out of their retarded blind hatred of Trump. Remember when the last credit downgrade crashed the market? Holy fuck

You think you could manage to overpower me to eat me? I would pin your twinkish turkroach frame and turn your bussy into Swiss cheese.

yea bro, this why we sellin!

Im technically short rn but honestly that rug made no sense. But then again the pump didnt either did it? Take AH movements with a grain of salt regardless.

Too many normal faggots in the market. Time to test lows again and put them to bed.

The german immigrants will help me. Secretly they love me and I'll just show them your videos. According to my research it would only take 21 average sized men to defeat a tiger. I have the plan, the arabs will execute. You'll stand no chance.

It would take at least a thousand twinks to even make me break a sweat.

maybe I'll double the number of arabs just to be sure but it'll be worth the try

Syria pump

You can do it trump!

Heh

we r going 2 wind up
begging people
2 buy our debt
while they are stopped
@ redlights

It's literally nothing. The pump will continue on monday.

Anon, a week ago you were bearish. Now your posts indicate bullish sentiment. Care to explain?

Jesus man what a DUMB FUCKING SELLOFF. Really unironically blows my mind. Market makers are so fucking stupid, or at least the retail they fleece weekly.

something
will happoon
someday

not expecting it

any moment now

something

will happoon

someday

I have insiders that let me know that things will happen in 2 more weeks.

Imo bonds are DEAD OR 20/30 year bonds are gonna ben some high demand products soon. The world population will begin to noticeably shrink in 10-20 years. Warren buffetts need to keep their money safe for after normies start to figure that out and what that means.

betta lrn2
trade NATGAS AND OIL
ranges up and down
instead of worrying about
MUH MARKETS
then
u have 2 start
by watching them every day
over and over
for a good long while
so best get 2
crackin now

I want to know too. Just got alerts of SOXL tanking. Bro's was I supposed to sell all of it?

hey how much cash is in the federal reserve again?

Nobody knows.

What do you like so much about nat gas and oil?

bear market rally

youtube.com/watch?v=UofYl3dataU

1) they are BASED
and not GAY
2) they trade in RANGES
and you can trade them
LONG and SHORT in those RANGES
over and over
and then the RANGES move
within RANGES
so u have 2 take a dick in the ass
every now & then
wen the RANGES moove
in unexpected ways
and then u have 2 figure out
the new RANGES
and u can go back to doing them
like b4
and if u use
BOIL KOLD UCO SCO
u can work them up
and work them down
but theres other
crucial
details
2
but this is enuf to say
WHY
oh and there is
certain fundamentals
that make them
WAY LESS ARBITRARY
than STOOKS
bc a STOOK price can be
ANYTHING
ANYFUCKINGTHING
but a COOMOODITY
has @ least the baseline fact
that PRODUCERS
only gonna PRODUCE
@ certain price levels
because there is
a solid line in the sand
of wat it costs
for them 2
PRODUCE
dat shit

I guess that makes sense, but it seems like you would have to have insider information to really participate in price setting like that.

Anon Babble is clearly ‘people’ from Reddit.. They’ll never go back..

wtfwt