/smg/ - Stock Market General

Dude what the fuck, how does anyone take the retarded ass consumer sentiment numbers seriously? They are literally always, always wrong. The consumers knows jack shit, why does this ever move the markets?

Try avatar fagging with a Star of David and see what they do.

white rabbit

What did he mean by this?
RIP original ding poster. Shoukd have stayed out of Baltimore.
It was his persona that died, not the man. I was hoping he should resurrect stronger and better but that didn’t happen.
Nobody accused Jam Anon of killing himself. We just knew he made it.

no news

not happy

news

still not happy

i maded
a new file name
just for
(You)

Try avatar fagging with a Star of David and see what they do.

I support this idea.

What? Why can't you fags ever stay on topic in here

SBB-D.ST and MEG.TO are saving my portfolio

no news

and news

is not

on topic

the pollyquisha pocket

bruh lol

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER!

NISSAN HEIL HORTON

HEIL HOOVER would be better.

Did you buy the dip on BTI? will you ever learn /smg/?
Tobacco is the patrician's choice, yet you decide to keep playing with your plebian soxl and niggervideos, SAD!

Well.. I sold on that last little pump.

An overall green week for me so far. This would probably be a good time to stop shortening my own portfolio.
Poland anon likes the darker ladies. I put her in there for him.

Welcome to the NHH

UNH blowing up, major insider buying.

morning /smg/. i slept way in today. which is fine, i had a big week trading, don't have any clue what's gonna happen today, happy to just watch for now. green on my screen, so i am feeling good. beyond meat is up a lot, shilled it recently, no news other than it's way too cheap. watching small caps for now, they seem to be outperforming, might buy a dip.

You sleep in too much.

ngmi

Who’s buying..

bought the dip for the elastic rubber band move

Yeah I mean it dropped over $300 no reason to think it won't retrace a good chunk of that granted I'm not gonna put a ton of money into it just gonna buy one leap.

Not me.
What's he doing with EL?

Not buying so much as rebalancing but it's not I can directly barter shares

frustrating position. charts at their highs and grinding higher. nobody wants to be the guy who bought the top, but if you're not buying highs you're not making money. feel like the weather has changed, might only be able to trade one side of a volatility pocket and that might be all i'm good for. again don't wanna psyche myself out but i'm not chomping at the bit to buy these lines nor do i want to short them. tried explaining to my mom but she didn't really get it, but i think i need a break from trading. fear of losing has outweighed my hunger for gains, the market is in a different place now and liable to act different, and i have to remember i'm still a novice at this activity.

I been stacking spxs for the past week. This shit is rediculous

THIS
is exactly
the kind of
TROUBLE
one faces wen they TRADE THINGS
besides
NATGAS AND OIL
futures
BASED ETFs
like
BOIL KOLD UCO SCO

post mom tits

FAG

Just think, any price low we than where you bought today is an opportunity to average down. Remember the GME baggies who had 6 figures on pitiful shares? Just dont be a fucking retard and have an exit strategy.

Tell us about your mom.

Not to argue against the sanctity of sister mating but I would like to humbly request our outstanding fetishist bakers push momcest for a while. I think sexy mom general rolls off the tongue quite nicely

I second this, you've been teasing this general for long enough now with your mom mentions. give up the nectar.

seemingly close bond between you two

she often goes on vacation somewhere alone

not a single mention about a father present

I have fapped to this kind of scenario many times already over in the Anon Babble incest threads, don't pretend like you don't know what's going on

anyhow it's already late in the day. just gonna write this one off. think we go higher but not willing to bet on it. sorry to just drop in, whine and make complaints, but it's that kinda day for me. i mentioned bynd earlier, really running, wkey laes and ssl are three others i've been allocating to this year, small positions, but they are starting to outperform in a big way too. hoping to turn this appearance on /smg/ useful and profitable to my fans.
she takes really good care of me, now at least. growing up she was always gone though, she worked long hours far away. that was hard. she is a very social, simple person, she values her friends more than anything. she loves to eat and ride her bike. she is very cold-hearted and self-centered though, she was spoiled as a kid. she's very much a normie, was a cheerleader and a sorority girl, very much a boomer. she never really invested until late in life and never really gambled so she has trouble handling her emotions, it is tough getting her to sell at highs and hold on at lows, she gets real emotional about stocks when they're volatile but otherwise doesn't care much about them.

Based your mom was a Stacy. What does she smell like?

People getting out the violins for six figure engineers laid off from big-fag corporate jobs

Trust me. He's not going to end up in the soup line.

can you imagine being almost 50 years old and posting on reddit?

hes probably loaded and can retire anyways

I think it's actually become a boomer hangout. I don't even know anyone under 40 who uses it anymore. 90% bots, 9% boomers, 1% out of the loop.

I can't imagine being on reddit period

Just goes to show its networking and bullshitting that gets you ahead in life

it's the aged liberal blue voter that found reddit on google and posts there to feel intellectually superior to their facebook bound aged liberal red voter. Guarantee you they mention reddit irl to brag to their coworkers at the dmv about their "super smart online community"

Checked.

I was thinking about getting a trip for a couple of hours but then I remembered that Anon Babble still exists.

Tom lee is also getting bullish again btw.

can u imagine
being
NEARLY FITTY
and poasting
on Anon Babble

HOOLY FOOKALULI
WHO IN THE FOOK
WUD DO THAT
THEY MUST BE
PATHETIC FOOKIN
LOOSERS
O
O
S
E
R
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

I LIKE
2 TRADE
NATGAS AND OIL
and
I LIKE
2 SAY
NIGGERS AND JEWS
but
I H8
2 SEE
ALL THE CRYING
WEN NO NEWS
bc i dont
want u
to
lose

redditor gets fired for being a redditor

Sounds like the algorithm microsoft is using is working properly.

btw
*LOOSERS
was
intent
ional
NIGGERS
I
G
G
E
R
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

this if he took stock options for 25 years at microsoft he's probably fine. I mean he got to accumulate through the dot come bubble and the fucking 2008 bullshit, but it sounds like he was actually retarded and gave all the money to his wife, who probably pissed it away.

spy feels like a little kid that keeps giggling and saying "higher" as you push them on the swings right now

Baggot I still haven't received any new hire paperwork for my new job at your company. Did you send it to the right address?

well, when i hire people, i get a stack of resumes, and then I just throw out the top half of them strictly because I don't want to hire anybody who is unlucky. if you submitted everything, i'm sorry we haven't gotten back to you yet. Don't call us we won't call you either.

It's incredibly bad luck for a jew to not hire a fellow jew. Expect the worst fiscal quarter in your company's history. It's not my fault, it's yours.

I just throw out the top half of them strictly because I don't want to hire anybody who is unlucky

KEK
E
KEKEKEKKK
E
KEKKK
E
KEKKKEKKKEKKKEKKK

I’ll let you in on a trick I use that works well for Baggies people. Use a three or four syllable first name with an apostrophe after the first syllable. On race check the “rather not say” box and somehow work into your CV that you think bananas are black (not yellow). Works every time. I not only got a reply from Baggies company but every law firm and investment bank in his area.

If that's the case, infiltrate baggot's company, move up the ranks, then hire me. I plan on replacing baggot as president or the company. You will be rewarded.

For me, this is today's jam
youtu.be/AqrxgEln_Dw?si=cppRpgUDoO9ifDsr

not being an absolute POS while working a corporate job

lmao what a loser
t. watched fight club like 5 times, no homo

if john is circumcised, you owe him a job. he's asked politely three times now. you have to say yes. also not a job but an investment opportunity, if you gave me $250k i would write the great american novel and you would get 51% royalties. you can invest more to get a better novel but that's what you need for quality. it will be about the topic of your choice because i don't have any ideas otherwise it's probably going to be about wizards.

doing a trade detox day. hard. every line wiggle gives fomo. all the up ones at least. but i'm afraid of a big down wiggle on the opex day, after this big up move. i can feel the chiding finger of the crowd, the greedy pull of the money machine wanting to rip me off. so i am just not gonna trade. but it probably goes higher. at least i hope it does. i'm 99.99% stocks so i am NOT missing out, but one should make hay while the sun shines i think. anyways just so this post isn't a complete waste of everyone's time, i would be buying the healthcare etf right about now. will at the end of the month at least.

He called me a baggot, and said I eat his asshole. For this reason I'm never hiring him.

bigot

I would have never said those things if you just have me the 6 figure job I asked for. It's not like you can't afford it. Thanks for understanding.

Also I never said you eat my asshole, I said you tongue my anus. No the difference.

AMD

Stop with the anti-semantics.

Coinbase sisters!

I chartgpt'ed this and it supports my first instinct that baggie is a bigot complaining about this because saying tongue my anus seems to be like a compliment compared to what he maliciously read into it.
He totally does this to me too, I just wanna be nice but he takes it in a negative way.

How do you guys not just give up? I wonder why I still have hope. Even my "successes" mock me by not changing anything.

Anyways, it's karaoke night. Maybe I can woo a mate.

I guess it comes down to believe in jesus and god ... and stubbornness

DING DING DING niggers

+0.89%

he's being deliberately obtuse about that point and he knows it. but at the same time you can't be insubordinate if you're working for baggie. you have to take abuse from him. there are lines he can't cross of course for legal reasons but if he wants you to clean dead rats from his air ducts on sabbath that's what you gotta do. if he wants all the toilets to sparkle, you're probably the man for the job, if his girlfriend needs a new kidney, you'll probably be scheduled long and inhumane hours until you decide to "donate," anyways get back to me about the novel baggie, i know these offers take time, i think you know my email. i'd be willing to do a split payment, half up front half on delivery. no pressure though. just saying the opportunity is there i think we both know it.

+1.17%, pretty good day but week was kinda rocky mostly flat. common crab victory,

i thought john was making millions as a irl jannie

bc i work
hedges thru ranges
back and forth
so
its truly
all gud
ITS ALL GUD

ITS ALL GUD

ITS
ALL
GUD
U
DONT TRADE THINGS

BESIDES NATGAS AND OIL

UNLESS U LIKE
BEING GAY

Does this discord think this admin is gonna swing at PFE over holding back the covid vaccine?

+1%

+0.79% the market was a nigger but at least it was green for the day. ASTS still just 26.66 with institutions accumulating rapidly, a golden dome contract likely, shorts overboard and begging to be squeezed, and 5 launches planned in the next 9 months. None shall be able to say they weren't warned, so now I'll go back to bed.

was just looking at pfe. and no. but one never knows. like bmy at these levels. similar p/e, no covid closet.

pic is today's results. +$20 trading but will pay some interest from that. not much. should have been courageous and just bought more stocks, rode them higher. but that is hard for me to do. anyways might be halting the trading, did today at least, we will see what the future brings, but i'm fine climbing the wall of worry without margin.

I'm so glad I got triple vaxxed, I would probably have died because I just kept smoking even with COVID like the badass that I am.
Now everything is fine and I'm not even smoking anymore thanks to DNA changes that the vaccine has done to me.

Only betas got the kike spike

0.67% up

Looks like I’m kind of back. Maybe unload some of these soxl’s next week

You must be kidding I'm cleary a sigma

youtu.be/aKx9vYFlpg8?si=C2_PxUUCLoqi8EAE

*clearly

i didnt kno
sigma
but thanks 2 u
i do now
and thats
wat i am
2

btw
u maded
a thread 1 time
and i maded
a reply in it
because no one was using it
and i think the reply
was something about
it being gay bc it didnt have a
NATGAS AND OIL
in it and u got upset
bc u thought it was personal
but it was not personal
i just say that about any thread
that doesnt have a
NATGAS AND OIL in it
but i thoughted
ur thread
was just fine
and was there 2 support it
and BOOMP it
but i didnt get 2 reply
after that bc
i had to do other stuff
4 a few days

anyway
THX 4 turning me on 2
SIGMA
because now i kno
wat i am

They couldn’t wait a few months for the credit downgrade? I knew it was coming..

Dude WHY did everything just take a shit? Who said what????

Dunno, collected my 500 shares of XDTE divvies and sold half of the at the top.

that was nowhere near a shit. that was a silent fart at best.

Yes but as they say, the silent ones can be deadly.

Big sell off next week.

JUST IN - Moody's downgrades U.S. ratings.

next week

*for the next bunch of years
ITS OVER
its
over

SELL
SELL
SELL

Armageddon imminent.

PEOPLE
EATING
PEOPLE

Those were the same jerk offs that backed Joe Biden's Big Black Cock economic plan that basically led to record high inflation and a recession.

You did buy puts into the close, right anon?

Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to the bond market this weekend.

Trump was so adamant about bringing down the 10yr and he didn’t even see this coming. Powell has been buying treasuries as well to help.

What's happening?

Moodys should have been shuttered after 2008. But our great capitalist country had a central bank bail out the problems they let happen

I always hope for a nip slip
youtu.be/WSssqobgijo?si=IYkEYK8YZeygRh3J

(You) bought into the euphoria while insiders got short for the (((reaction))) to the (((credit))) (((downgrade)))

I don't like the fact the woman kind of acts like a child. It disgusts me. This is why I stick to qt traps.

NEWS?
NOTHING ON ANY STATION

It's a shame really

credit downgrades what I am hearing (scroll up nigger)

Stop for wishing something to happen chuds! ww3 is right arround the corner and (you) will be the first fatty we eat. I worry about the world, constantly.

Oh jesus fucking CHRIST it's just endless fucking nothingburgers! I am legitimately mind blown by how hard these assholes want to blow the world up out of their retarded blind hatred of Trump. Remember when the last credit downgrade crashed the market? Holy fuck

You think you could manage to overpower me to eat me? I would pin your twinkish turkroach frame and turn your bussy into Swiss cheese.

yea bro, this why we sellin!

Im technically short rn but honestly that rug made no sense. But then again the pump didnt either did it? Take AH movements with a grain of salt regardless.

Too many normal faggots in the market. Time to test lows again and put them to bed.

The german immigrants will help me. Secretly they love me and I'll just show them your videos. According to my research it would only take 21 average sized men to defeat a tiger. I have the plan, the arabs will execute. You'll stand no chance.

It would take at least a thousand twinks to even make me break a sweat.

maybe I'll double the number of arabs just to be sure but it'll be worth the try

Syria pump

You can do it trump!

Heh

we r going 2 wind up
begging people
2 buy our debt
while they are stopped
@ redlights

It's literally nothing. The pump will continue on monday.

Anon, a week ago you were bearish. Now your posts indicate bullish sentiment. Care to explain?

Jesus man what a DUMB FUCKING SELLOFF. Really unironically blows my mind. Market makers are so fucking stupid, or at least the retail they fleece weekly.

something
will happoon
someday

not expecting it

any moment now

something

will happoon

someday

I have insiders that let me know that things will happen in 2 more weeks.

Imo bonds are DEAD OR 20/30 year bonds are gonna ben some high demand products soon. The world population will begin to noticeably shrink in 10-20 years. Warren buffetts need to keep their money safe for after normies start to figure that out and what that means.

betta lrn2
trade NATGAS AND OIL
ranges up and down
instead of worrying about
MUH MARKETS
then
u have 2 start
by watching them every day
over and over
for a good long while
so best get 2
crackin now

I want to know too. Just got alerts of SOXL tanking. Bro's was I supposed to sell all of it?

hey how much cash is in the federal reserve again?

Nobody knows.

What do you like so much about nat gas and oil?

bear market rally

youtube.com/watch?v=UofYl3dataU

1) they are BASED
and not GAY
2) they trade in RANGES
and you can trade them
LONG and SHORT in those RANGES
over and over
and then the RANGES move
within RANGES
so u have 2 take a dick in the ass
every now & then
wen the RANGES moove
in unexpected ways
and then u have 2 figure out
the new RANGES
and u can go back to doing them
like b4
and if u use
BOIL KOLD UCO SCO
u can work them up
and work them down
but theres other
crucial
details
2
but this is enuf to say
WHY
oh and there is
certain fundamentals
that make them
WAY LESS ARBITRARY
than STOOKS
bc a STOOK price can be
ANYTHING
ANYFUCKINGTHING
but a COOMOODITY
has @ least the baseline fact
that PRODUCERS
only gonna PRODUCE
@ certain price levels
because there is
a solid line in the sand
of wat it costs
for them 2
PRODUCE
dat shit

I guess that makes sense, but it seems like you would have to have insider information to really participate in price setting like that.

Anon Babble is clearly ‘people’ from Reddit.. They’ll never go back..

wtfwt

no
u just have 2 put in the time
2 b a COWBOY
and lrn2 ride it like a
BUCKING
FUCKING
BRONCO
and accept that there will b
SLIPPAGE in ur shit
and u will not be
PERFECT in ur timing
but can lrn2 b PLENNY GUD ENUF tho
and just hang on 2 that BRONCO
UP and DOWN as best u can
and not let the JIMMY RUSTLERS
get u over the imperfect
TOPS and BOTTOMS
and just b glad of how gud u did
instead of how gud u could have did
if u could tell the FUTURES
perfectly
but agin u have to PUT IN THE TIME
every single day
for a good long while
2 really start seeing it and also
KEEPING UP
with the NEWS that matters
2 it with stuff like
STOCKPILES and STORAGE
and PRODUCTION
and DEMAND FACTORS
and STUFF LIKE THAT

OH
AND

it gets taxed as
SIXTY/FORTY
LONG/SHORT term hold
so u can trade it without worrying
about TAX parts so much
SIXTY POO SCENT of ur gainz
will be taxed as LONG TERM HOLDS
and FORTY POO SCENT of ur gainz
will be taxed as SHORT TERM HOLDS

and BOIL KOLD UCO SCO
are 2X LEV
on the FUTURES prices
of the NATGAS AND OIL

ai dashcams finally recovering from tariff bullshit

just dont zoom out farther than 1 month ok

SHEEEEEEEEEIT
i forgotted
PICREL

exredibly based for a canadian
did you buy the dip

Oil is bretty low, gonna buy in soon mayb

i sold my index funds during liberation day to buy more in the 40s
thats the problem if you dont have cash, you have to sell other stuff that (at least isnt dipping as hard i guess?) to buy other stuff thats dipping

i dont think it's gone up enough to really justify the risk im taking but obviously im hoping the past couple week is because some institutional buyer is biting for real this time
really hope the last minute spike wasnt just some idiot who accidentally put a 6-fig buy as a market buy then got fulfilled by 4 different brokers somehow

i buy and sell
in and out
all he time
but only go in heavy wen
i KNO breddy gud
that its a gud time
and OIL has got some
dangerous pending factors
rite now and supply glut
is 1 of them and i am
moastly biased SHORT
on OIL these days
but am constantly doing both
in and out
thru the ranges
in bits and pieces
added in as it mooves
back and 4th
up and down

i am breddy much never
JUST LONG
or JUST SHORT
but i do have biases
and i build each way
in pieces
over time
and pump in and out
of both in bits and pieces
and sometimes wen
the moove is big enuf
i go ahead and sell the whole thing
whichever 1 is the big greeny
that day

Like really, is there any reason more retarded to sell stocks right now than a Moody's downgrade? Holy shit it's like the market is just begging for any stupid ass reason to justify selling off even though nothing is even close to being as bad as they want

I cooked my spaghetti and clams with Pancetta and this is fucking delicious.

Market is overbought and trade deals are stalling out.. Debt is worrisome, spending bill was sunk. Pick your poison.

Dude. The market sold off from January to May. Stop. Bears are so greedy holy shit.

Sorry wrong thread.

dont u think its weird
that u think like that
instead of thinking like
WHY IN THE FUCK ARE STOOKS
@ SUCH HIGH P/E RATIOS
WHY IN THE FUCK DID STOOKS
GO UP SO FUCKING MUCH
hmmm?
HMM????

even
PAW PAW BUFFETT
has been
warning u
do u think that
PAW PAW BUFFETT
is a RETARD
for selling
or do u think that
RETARDS are RETARDS
for buying
wen PAW PAW BUFFETT
is selling and stacking
CASH 2 prepare to
BUY A BIG DIPPARINO
that he knos is coming
so that ABEL can show
his skillz
and INVOOSTERS
will keep INVOOSTING
after PAW PAW BUFFETT
passes on

Wtf you are adding wine while your butter is not even melted yet? You don't know how to cook retard. You gotta saute that shit first, bring it up to a high heat, get some caramelisation going, bring out the flavours.
Now you're just boiling your shit in wine.
Nigger

by law, the only food posts allowed in /smg/ are caprese related

Gatekeeper Systems Inc. has been informed that the company's chief executive officer, Doug Dyment, has entered into a marital separation settlement agreement pursuant to which 1,672,792 company shares held by him have been registered as separate property, effective May 8, 2025. Mr. Dyment will continue to exercise sole voting authority over the shares unless their ownership is subsequently changed. Consequently, Mr. Dyment now holds beneficial ownership of 8,158,000 company shares plus two million company stock options representing approximately 10.6 per cent of the company's shares on a partially diluted basis.

wtf lol i missed this press release damn is this good or bad

John Rocker never had the makings of a varsity athlete

wtf i think it's bullish i think the ceo kept the stock price depressed going through divorce and now that it's settled it started mooning a bit
it all makes sense now, the company being worth $50 million market cap only despite no debt and whatever whatever hopefully a $20 million contract on the way

omg maybe i can afford a house next year without a mortgage no wonder this guy was so excited about this year in his most recent interview

im happy for you. dont do a bitcoin and sell before it rips!

i already did that before, i sold gme at $40 literally 2 weeks before $400, literally 2 weeks lol

ill prob still sell too early but at least this time im forced to trim slowly over time just coz i own too much of the ticker to be able to liquidate all at once

i just found out the last minute pump on gatekeeper was because of a youtuber pumping it up to his viewers at 3:58pm

i guess im not gettng rich yet actually

youtube.com/live/vVzqsrmynqE?feature=shared&t=7362

I love it when my net worth shits a thousand dollars on a Friday after hours because of a fucking MOODY'S DOWNGRADE jesus fuck how stupid

Dude. The market went up
like TWENNY POO SCENT
FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
MUMUS ARE SO GREEDY
HOLY SHIT
JUST LOOK AT
THE FUCKING MARKET
FOR THE LAST
LIKE FOURTEEN
FUCKING YEARS
COMPARED 2 EVERYTHING
B4 THEN
BEARS R SO RETARDED
HOOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

and i mean
TWENNY POO SCENT
EACH OF THOSE
TWO FUCKING YEARS
NOT TOOTLE

spy plummets to levels not seen since this morning

"Bears are so greedy holy shit."

KEK
nailed
it could even be 3 moonths ago
and the point would still
b breddy gud
but THIS FUCKING MORNING

See This isn't some French recipe where you have to appease your German occupiers.

You guys are infinitely shortsighted, it's the greatest weakness of bears. You watch the market shed billions for months and then act like it's unreasonable for it to start going back up. There's literally no reason to stop whatever buying was happening last week, nothing changed. A politically biased credit rating agency dropped a stupid headline, that is literally it.

C'mon man they're not nobodies, we're talking about Moodys

Didn't Moody's do this same shit during Trump's first term though? Or maybe it was another one of the agencies, but it was for the exact same stupid uNcErTaIntY reasons that ended up being a complete nothingburger

no
wen u have
a big pile of brush
and it hasnt rained in a looooong time
and the humity is very low
and the wind is very high
ITS
JUST
WAITING
4 A
SPARK
P
ARK
R
K

and
AND

think about this
the BOOMERS
are already retiring
with lots MOAR
2 go
and they KNO
all of this
or their MOONEY MANAGERS do
and they are going 2
RUG for themselves
@ the time of their choosing
and
TAKE
FUCKING
PROFITS
and all that will b left
will b the 401ks
from u FAGGOT FUCKING KIDS
and the MEME buys
from u FAGGOT FUCKING KIDS
and none of that
is JACK FUCKING SHIT
compared to wat
the BOOMERS
have amassed in2 their
BIG
FUCKING
BRUSH PILE

No I'm serious, were you not around in like 2018 when they did the same shit?

I dunno, I remember the US credit rating dropping after the Lehman Brothers collapse, but Moodys is saying look, the US government is spending too much money, and well, us freedom caucus libertarian leaning Republicans have been saying the same shit since the Tea Party movement. They probably only dropped the rating because the omnibus one big beautiful bowl of bullshit bill got stopped in committee and has been setback further than speaker Johnson had been claiming to the media it would leave the house and go to the Senate.

isnt this set back good for creditors? The bill is gonna add trillions to the debt.

its a fucking meme
you know who still has AAA?
canada
moodys is just being moody

This x100. It's so fucking political it's just a complete trash metric. Just as retarded to base trades on sovereign credit ratings as it is to base them on consumer sentiment. This is the US not fucking Brazil.

at least the bond kikes will have fun for a bit
so thats nice

Nobody actually agrees on what the bill actually fucking does, and as far as everyone in committee is concerned its dead. So what it needs is more Dr. Frankenstein adjustments to bring it back to life, but the truth is, we've really got nothing folks.

Crazy
youtu.be/YeuNLJZ7au8?si=iZbJhIBgDkcKAZXr

Its like when you were in school and they graded on a scale so that whoever got the highest score gets 100 and everyone else gets that many points, but you just get 100 everytime and the class hates you because you're a year younger than everyone and small for your age at that.

but wats coming
is DIFFERENT
than anything
since...
...
...
even that one time
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
back...
bc in addition
to all of that other stuff
there is
DEMOGRAPHIC SHIFTING
and AI
and then there is always
the factors
of NIGGERS AND JEWS

didnt we just sell like 3 gazillion dollars of planes to ayyyrabs and talk out some AI bullshit with the UAE?
im pretty sure were good on cash for now. we got like all of the richest towelheads in the world throwing money at us and playing proud to be an american at their weddings and shit.

i honestly think this is just jews being fucking salty they didnt get a kowtow from the don before he went to sandland. and frankly i couldnt be fucked what some dumbass yahoudi have to say about muh credit rating tbph. we economic jihad nao.

N

I

G

HT
NIGHT
FAGGOTS AND TROONS

credit downgrade

wow. just when things were looking up. we're gonna have to live next to mexico forever aren't we?

G

Fuck you nigger!

fuck you JEW!

U

Do you have any hidden talents? I remember like 10 years ago when I was first dating Gookfu, she cooked for me and my 2 best friends, and my friends were all talking about my cooking comparing it to hers, critiquing in a way that its no bull shit and strait to the point, and even though I had already told her I like cooking, she just never believed me, but when my best friends were like oh yeah our boy Big D LOVES cooking, shit....
I still remember the actual mind fuck look on her face trying to process the whole thing, and her repeating it slowly because she's English second language, like she was truly trying to accept a man like me could actually enjoy being in the kitchen.

yes
but i cant
put them
in2 words
except that i write words
and i used 2
be a musician
but i h8 all
music now
and i can live
on next 2
nothing
and other stuff
2
but none that
wud b readily
impressive

Shit. What about instrumentals and classical shit where there are no words?

Does that still do anything?

What inaturments did you play?

i listened
2 so much of that
i got saturated
i liked BEETHOVEN
and BACH
and that RUSSIAN one i cant spell
and VIVALDI
and WILLIAM BYRD
and a bunch of others
but now i dont
anymoar

a bunch
of them
GUITAR
BASS
BANJO
VIOLIN
KEYBOARDS
PERCUSSIONS
HARMONICAS
and stuff
and things

I'll give you something impressive. One of my employees went to a catholic high-school, and the music teacher from that school has been nominated for a grammy.

The Russian one you cant spell, does his name sound like tchaikovsky

What was your favorite? And like you picked up banjo and harmonica might as well call the violin a fiddle at that point.

ye
i knew that was it
but was afraid
i mighted
MANGLE it so just
saided wat
i saided
2 b safe

im not impressed
with grammys
or awards
or anything like
those kinds
of things
i am impressed only
by people
not being
NIGGERS AND JEWS
in the deeper senses
of those
words
and nothing
2 do
with
races
n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

fiddle

ye
i used 2
make recordings
with me
playing all of those
multitrack
and singing
multipart
harmonies
with
MUH SEF

If you were to post on /biz I'd report you immediately. Just so that you know.

My family bought a house with a piano that came with the house because they didnt want to take it or spend the money to move it, my older brother was probably 9 and he hated his piano teacher, so 4 year old me, took a fireplace poker and just told her to get the fuck out of the house, I guess hiring a teacher was my mom's way of saving on a baby sitter, but she pissed him off and shouldn't have talked to him like that and well, neither one of us learned piano from her. I should ask him about that, im going to see him on Sunday

if u were
2 not be
a NIGGERFAG
id say hey
ur not a NIGGERFAG
just so
that u
kno

Karaoke Night going well

breddy based
handling business
that needed
handling
regardless of age

baby is here, healthy and beautiful

She's trying to force him to do something he keeps saying, "im not going to do it" his hands were probably too small and she's being impossible and then little me just grabs a weapon and says we're not gonna do it" and well, wow. I forgot that shit even happened. I ended up learning glockenspiel, drums, got to fuck with a marimba for while, when I finally went back to piano/synthesizer I had already learned how to program some sounds through pirated software my friends gave me and all of my experiences that I already had a friend who was a much more polished organ player and never really learned it, even if I can play a few melodies, im not very good on that one.

organ

i had
a GNU/LINUX
pipe organ sim
for a while
that i played
it even had controls
for wat used to be back a long time ago
ORGAN BOX BOYS
but i dont recall the real term
where at a place with a pipe organ
there was boxes in the walls
that controlled volumes
and stuff and had 2 b done
manually so they would get boys
2 handle that business
and they had 2 kno
wat they were
doing
n SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

that was a very
interesting story
from ur life

i liked the 1 about stealing
the ice cream that time
but this 1 is way
way better
so that means
its
breddy gud

I bought this violin off temu before tariffs for like 35 bucks, and after 20 minutes of rosining my bow and finally trying to tune it i popped a string.

jus put
MOAR STRANGS
on that thang
BOSS
i used to use
WITERSHINS
or something like that
rosin from IRELAND

I don't know a fucking thing about keyboards, except if you get weighted ones they feel more like a piano, I talked to a few people who preform, old timers like still 60 years old and preforming at weddings or any kinda gig they're at. I dunno, im trying to learn new shit, its just that time spent on practicing and learning.

played the cello myself for close to 10 years

they say the thing you did the most from 11 to 19 is the only thing you can be a master at.

one day when I have a place of my own and have a few thousand laying around, I'll buy up a nicer cello, hit the grind again conquer saint saens cello concerto, I still got that piece 89% under my belt, its just a few tricky technical parts that I know only sound hard, but aren't once ya analyze them.

also I'd join a community orchestra that'd be cool, as long as they don't play kiddie stuff, bring out the big boi pieces.

Ive got replacement strings, you're right, and fuck at this point im like only down 40 to 45 dollars, and the violin matches the wall in my living room, so I can mount it right fucking there.

ye
weighted is usually
the way 2 go
but i wound up moastly
liking GNU/LINUX
synths and wud put
MIDI controllers on that
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
and also just use
the reg PC keyboard
but it really depended
on WAT i was playing
as 2 what wud
handle that business

man
WAT
a nice instrument
u chose
and not ur
erday dime a dozen

one of the best things
i ever heard in my life
was an orchestra playing
WILLIAM BYRD compositions
in a VERY gud sounding room
an old auditorium with the
curtain walls

man i have seen
a lot of FIDDLES
and BANJOS
hanging on walls
in my life
and u can hang it
and never kno
wen u might just want 2
grab it and give it
a go all spontaneous
n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
even if 4 just a few min
then put it back
and that is still plenny gud
for enriching ur soul

From 11-19 all I did was gamble, run stupid businesses, while loving girls, playing video games, chasing adrenaline rushes from roller coasters, to rock or tree climbing, open water, fishing, cooking what you caught. Growing Marijuana plants in your closet.... fuck I mean I did so much more than that, but what I don't get anymore are those super inspired music dreams... I used to dream new music and go spend all day on my co.puter actually fucking composing shit. Now its like im deaf in my dreams, and my dreams are just dead friends saying hi and I love you too.

Worst /smg/ ever

Sorry its not melanin enough for you. Would you prefer we talk about our fathers?

Would you prefer we talk about our fathers?

oh
btw
something that applies
breddy much no matter which
STRANGED intrusment u play
the key to those subtle hard parts
is breaking the little moment down
into very slow motion
and building the muscle memory
then u just roll right thru it
after that

lets say that u r trying 2 master
a part that lasts 3 seconds

u break that in2
4 example
3 separate 1 second components
and figure out WAT ur muscles
r goin 2 have 2 do during each of those
and teach ur muscles
those components
slowed way down even MOAR
then put them together as u r able
and just let it take
watever time it takes
4 ur brain 2 build what it needs
with the muscles

you lived more than me, all I was doing in middle and high school was cross country after AND before school then get home take a nap do homework then on weekends have some clean and sober fun doing boring stuff with my other mormon friends. wasn't friends with the mormon in name only kids who had dirty fun every once in a while. kinda glad I wasn't, it would have torn me up inside from all the guilt.

man looking back I was high strung, no wonder I kinda crashed out when I graduated high school and had to provide myself with structure and a routine. they don't teach that shit in high school but should, like what you should do after on a basic routine level. but then again a lot of shit goes over my head until it smacks me in the face, so I deserve it.

NIGGERS

MOODY'S

true, I'd also just sit down without my instrument and read through the hard part, so ya can play in your mind, and you don't have to expend the effort of actually playing.

Or sometimes, I'd struggle with a part, but I'd hear my teacher play it and I'd try to imitate the movement I just saw instead of reading the notes, and magically I'd be able to almost play it.

If my mom didn't force me to play the cello for so long, I'd be 10 times more retarded than I currently am. Thanks mom.

Look, the fact you saved a black crying wojack means it hurts. Instead of speak up or out... you accept being black. I don't want to get into how you're posting anonymously and yet still being recognized as a black individual... but stereotypes are true as estimations and probability, the same bullshit insurance companies use when they decide how much you have to pay for coverage. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

based mom
i 2 have the things that
if mind didnt force me 2 do
id be way moar of a
NIGGER
than i am now

concerning if true

I was going to fix my sleep schedule this weekend but I don't know if I want to. Going to install gentoo on my laptop

i cant read sheet music
btw so that is breddy gud
that u can and is a whole other
level of it than what i kno
but i always did ok without it
4 wat kind of things i did
which was all original
so there wud b no sheet music
anyway because the music
didnt exist yet

people r going 2

stop fucking

its ok
if the numbers
drop by
a whole lot

I ran cross-country in middle school, too small to get on any actual sport, so I just ran, only finished last in 1 race when I got injured and didnt finish. The coach was our reading teacher. Good guy, he's like you all need to read books and report in these journals, I tool Steve Kings book IT and used his reading time as a chance to do all of my other classes work and literally never read the fucking book. So like whateverly period checkup on books read what you doing how you doing, I bullshit im say its like 900 pages I got up through till this part and look I write in the journal thing every day, which I like did that night all in one shot when it was half pencil and pen different styles and shit... fuck... At my high-school graduation they announce to everyone he passed away. It doesn't end there because he had two daughters one older than me and one younger, the oldest one married and had a kid with my brothers friend who delt weed to everyone, and the younger daughter, who knows.... I was given a large uniform and I still have it, my number was 45, and when I pulled it out a few years back shit fits perfectly and it was trump's number.

do you want an entire generation raised on apple vision pros? you already see what happens to ipad babies, imagine being fed slop with your entire field of vision from a young age.

but dont worry, the next world war will fix things maybe. or you'd die a quick death from a nuclear bomb, or slower death from radiation, or you spend the entire war working in a missle and drone factory.

but also we got to get the war machine up and spinning, most war games put the war starting in 2027, so thats when the window of opportunity will open, my bet will be new years day 2030 just so you can say the war didn't start in the 20's.

history doesn't repeat but it often rhymes, and we be roarin in these 20's. hope I can manage the last and most violent leg of a stock market bubble, sell off and live on some land in a nice valley in the rockies, somewhat shielded from the radiation.

I've always been lazy, but I look for a more efficient way of solving the same thing. To increase my laziness. Actually working hard, I've literally drunk myself into a coma enough times to finally lower my intelligence to become more normal.. I have no regard for the future anymore, hopes dreams ambition, meh I got enough, im not sure if its complacent or comtempt there's just no desire or dream to strive forward to. So you look elsewhere and pick up new hobbies, or spend more time helping others, me and gookfu cant have kids, and I cant put her through having to raise a child in an environment with 2 women. Everyone yells Elliot fucking rogers.

my cross country coach was the ESL teacher, I think they hired him first as the cross country coach, but he had to teach a class, threw him teaching english to mexican kids. I think he yelled at them once in a while, I'd love to see him teaching class.

great coach tho, screwed up his knees running in college, so he'd follow us on a beach cruiser for longer runs, he'd always print out motivational or nutritional articles and hand them out to us before practice still got them, might trot them out if I ever get to coach a sport.

No... I want those things installed with nuclear batteries, and I want the air to automatically make everyone naked.

Yeah i dunno the whole story of that coach I had, but he followed us in a geo tracker, and I rolled my ankle going from pavement to sidewalk on a practice after-school and he picked me up and drove me back to school, I still took the late bus and went on one foot hop hop hop all the way home all fucked up. I might have had crutches, I was on crutches a few times. Probably 3

I probably pushed back too quickly and its why my ankle kept getting fucked up, and back on crutches

they say the thing you did the most from 11 to 19 is the only thing you can be a master at.

then i'm a master bater

I've been a math debater ever since I learned a third is larger than a quarter.

When i was a kid my dad would take his pocket change and throw it on the floor or coffee table, and if I could add it up correctly, I got to keep it. It probably did wonders for my ability to add and shit.

ya man, normally I'd try to motivate ya to be better, but more and more every day, I understand, especially being around my co-workers who are a mix of bright eyed college kids and a few mid 30's dudes like me.

both crowds are losing steam, not me, but the young kids get caught up with the bleak side of geo-politics and think the whole world is like that, and the older dudes just kinda quietly giving up. not me, but even my homie michael, he just kinda sits between two pizza jobs and does weed and watches sports in between.

but ya, I kinda wanna quit, but I'm too deep to give up, and I love a good challenge, and discretionary futures trading is the hardest thing I've ever done, I wish I could train for 3 mile races again, at least you feel the pain once then you're done. This shit is painful, then you find out a new avenue of retardation, then the market pulls some new shit on ya, man I would never have thought guessing if something would go up or down would be so hard, but at least Im more consitently sucky at it. all over the place random suckiness is the worst.

that's unknowable. you can't compare the two.

this is
truly fascinating
background
life story stuff
from u

i cant put in2 words
wat all i think about it
but i will just say 1 word
and that word is
RESPECT
there is a lot of other words
i could say along with that
but thats the best 1 all by itself
that i can think of
because i am a
NIGGER
but it is really high value
2 lrn these things
and think about them
and how this /smg/ brother
is here with us
every day and these are the things
he lived and from which he came
before winding up
here in this shithole
with us
RESPECT
THIS
and JEWS
FAGGOT

a third is larger than a quarter.

how could you reveal the secret knowledge?

Best /smg/ poster get

kek baggies

What else should I do before leaving Vegas?

OH MAN
I JUST NOOTICED
THIS POAST
i have nooticed
u saying u were about to have 1
over the last few weeks
and i am glad 2 nootice u saying
that it is healthy
& beautiful

i hope things
go breddy gud
4 u and ur family
may u all be
BLESSED

nothing
just get the fuck out
of that shithole
ASAP
and then take
a very long
shower
and go 2 a temple
and get washed

I'm not gambling or partying or anything. Mainly just eating fancy food and gawking at the human spectacle.

how did u wind up there
and what all else did u do
maybe go 2 a dome show
is my first guess
since no gambling