Why can't we design roads safe for bikers again?

Bycicles are toys used for fitness and recreation. They have no place interfering with transportation. If you want to ride a bike, do it in biking trails and parks.

Total Cyclie Death

kek

what is the bike for?

recreation?
the bikers shouldn't be allowed in main roads, stick to parks and sidewalks

transportation?
then biker needs license, insurance and tag

simple as

MARTY

I think that was your pops

TBD

We can't all be real estate agents and Kosher observers kike

faggot really took a dive on that one. probably looking to sue

Scratched the guy's rare DeLorean. Moron needed repeatedly kicked while he writhed in pain on the ground.

hes probalby blacked out but still upright, he isnt pedalling and when you are coasting is usually the time you put your head up and look around

What, you don't pull out your phone

nope iam one of those guys that walk around without a phone
all the time they say yes you can check in with this app and shit and then i make them print a piece of paper

Not a bike friendly driver.

kek based

Just

Make

Bigger

Sidewalks

Cars drivers are a huge problem. They're incompetent and emotional. Self driving cars will aliviate the problem.

As for your webm it was obviously made for content.

YOU MADE A CYCLIST KILLING MACHINE, OUT OF A DELOREAN???

I hope the Delorean is okay

holy shit it's a De Lorean

FUCK

JOE

BIDEN

bikecucks do need some protection, physics is not on their side vs large vehicles

i'd kick that guy in the balls for that

His last bike ride thanks to that dump truck. Oh no! Anyway. Shit happens

nah he had a helmet on, he's fine

cyclist could have a sidewalk the size of the road and they would still use the road

Holy fuck is there any follow up for this

Good thing he was wearing a helmet. If he'd only had a mask.

that is some nightmare fuel, shit like that makes me want to stay inside

You know what else wasn't on his side? Visibility. But he didn't think about the fact that he can't be seen by a truck driver when he's that close to it because he was a retarded cyclist who thought everything should bend to his will. Keyword: was.

Why are carcucks so retarded and entitled? You can't just park your goddamn vehicle in the middle of the road holy fuck lol

bicyclecoalition.org/statement-second-bicyclist-killed-in-philadelphia-in-2025/

When they were hit, I smiled.
When the blue-shirted one got ran over, I laughed.

Nothing like the small pleasures of life.

I know you're baiting but he's obviously on the shoulder, look at the curb and the road markings.

god i hate bike faggots. they literally think they are invincible and can get away with whatever they want

yeah he died.

Anyone who rides a bicycle on the roads lacks very basic self preservation skills and common sense. Imagine being that fucking stupid and just trusting that other drivers won't kill you.

But I wouldn't be at fault.

Say that to your corpse as your spirit is floating away.

I cycle a lot too. I cycled over 800 miles last year. I do it on the cycle trails. If you don't have cycle trails, I'm sorry about that, but you still need to stay the fuck off the roads.

Most head scratching thing I'll see is when the trail I am on is running perpendicular to the road, and I'll be passing a cyclist that is on the road... They're always wearing spandex too. I love passing someone wearing spandex while wearing cargo shorts on a 1970s 10 speed that I keep the kick stand on. lmao

You'll be fine if you have basic situational awareness, i.e. not riding up to the bind spot of a dump truck while it takes a right turn

strike!

we need side guards and some extra taxpayer funded shit

What the FUCK? MAYBE JUST DON'T RIDE UP TO THE BLIND SPOT OF A 15 TON MACHINE YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS

I mountain bike and bike against traffic getting to the trail heads I'll go like 5 ft off the road when a car comes at me i don't fuck around

The worst part of this is it's a collector car and the repair/refurb of the bumper will cost a fortune because there's no replacement parts for these. Also the body panels on deloreans stainless steel so at least the bikecuck got fucked up. What a moron

My history teacher was a bike faggot.

bikers are chads
cagers are cucks

I'm rarely one to take pictures of interesting shit I see but I'm definitely pulling out my phone for a De Lorean.

Lacking survival instincts is a feminine trait.

Cyclists just put everyone else at risks on roads. Killing a cyclist in traffic should literally be treated no different than hitting a squirrel that runs out in front of a car.

you are bitch ass chud
you are afraid

Nah, it missed the one with the camera

yeah ur right, its the chink clips that get me more worried about situational awareness, getting sent to the moon from a manhole cover or a truck plowing into the back of you

Ofc this happened in my shithole of a country.
Imagine living amongst these motherfucking retards.
I have to deal with this shit every single day.

You're feminine. You feel empowered and invincible when you're in dangerous situations. Completely oblivious bad things can happen to anyone and it's best not to tempt fate.
You might as well just troon out. You probably ride with your seat tilted up and fucked your dick and balls up anyway.

Is there any statistic of how many cyclists cause bloody harm from sitting directly on their taint for hours?

look at statistic, look at webms
it is cars and trucks that are causing the problems
more bikes on the roads make the roads safer

That's not true, I got hit&run by some retarded tradie driving a work van who jus HAD TO pass me on a crossroads. These caffeine fueled retards will kill you to save 15 seconds before stopping at the next red light, because his bossman demands to pound his ass exactly at 7am and not a second later.

If you're on 2 wheels you're fucking retarded to begging with, specially if you're entering highways and free ways.
Biking this days should be done exclusively for sport purposes and in designated paths alongside parks.
Anyone cycling next to congested avenues is begging to get run over

probably very few, you could brake a limb if you hit someone

Its called insurance fraud

A lot of people misjudge how cycling can physically tax you.
The first 5 minutes are comfy but then your blood sugar slowly drops and you need to put some more focus into riding.
What they misjudge is how much that affects you on the road, and how quickly that will set in.
I rode through Amsterdam for 30 minutes, twice a day, 6 days a week, for 8 years straight. I know all about the sugar crash.
Athletes will carb load to help mitigate that and slow it down, and to fuel their body during the course.
Wanna bet that most of the amateur cyclists, both casuals on a closed hub gearbox (or fixie) and the lycra enthusiasts with 27 derailleur settings, don't think of that before going out?
And when those enthusiasts forget and lose their own attention, that they don't have anything on them to fix the problem they just created?
That guy in OP's webm could've seen the car but didn't. His eye wasn't on the road or on the side walk, I bet you he was staring right down at the handlebars, incapable of looking at anything else because with his blood sugar and his focus on pedaling he could not afford to notice anything else.

Also pro tip, ride the bike like you're driving a car. Head on a swivel, brake on time, indicate, and don't nick other people's space.

it is cars and trucks that are causing the problems

It's not my fault if I die.

Who cares if I die as long as it's not my fault?!

Stupidity. Go walk into a tweaked out homeless camp at 3am and cry about how it wasn't your fault when a tweak attacks you.
Show your flag you flaming faggot.

Yes. Incompetence on the bikers part

kys faggot

We're American, how about we start small

Just

Make

Sidewalks

Even if you design and impliment bicycle-only road lanes and designated bike paths, they still prefer to clog up roadways designed for motor vehicles only. They don't want help, they want attention. These people are nigarish.

just get a e-bike and pedal as you please

I once, while about to turn right at an intersection, I had a biker approach with full fucking speed from the sidewalk, him wanting to go straight ahead, when the biker switched "lanes" to come to the actual street and he kept going full speed.
If I hadn't happened to watch what was going on on the sidewalk I would've absolutely cut him off in a way where he would've drove directly into my cars side or maybe even killed him, if I was in a truck or maybe even tall SUV there would've been no way for me to even see him, wouldn't be surprised if that guy is dead by now.

I resent the fact that hating on bicyclists is some kind of meme political statement today. A perfect society with today's tech would be 100% white and a huge chunk of people would commute via bicycle daily.

Idk sitting basically on your balls is a pretty sensitive place. Can’t imagine it does you any favors.

trail perpendicular to the road, cyclist on the road

always wearing spandex too

"LOOK AT ME MOM I'M DOING THE TOUR DE FRANCE LIKE THE COOL PEOP-" *splat*

moderns seats and proper seat tilt (down) is very comfy

That's what the dumb people getting in accidents today do.
In fact there's a push to get people to wear a helmet on e-bikes because they crash so often.
These are 25kph e-bikes I'm talking about, the 45 ones already mandate it (they're classed as mopeds).
I do 23kph on my normal bike. It's not that hard to do.
These people just can't fucking drive.

A lot of retards don't adjust everything right and mess up their dick, balls, and T levels all because they feel like they will slide forward if they adjust things properly. I'm talking about the supposed "pros" in spandex too.
You should feel zero pressure in the groin region. You dick runs under the skin near the front part of the ass crack too, no pressure there. Only the back of your ass (tailbone region) should have pressure. I very rarely see a properly adjusted bike seat pointing downwards.

What a retard.

typical cuck

stop having fun

noooooo you can't have a ebike

They're fucking retarded and lack any sense of self preservation. They just assume everyone is watching out for them no matter how difficult they are to see or how sporadically they maneuver their cuckicles.

Noooo not the dildorean! Le hecking delorerino!

you need to go back

a car vs bike is safe yes
a car vs car is not safe
you are not safe, because the main danger other cars is still a treat

Oy you have a loisense for that transportation?

I'm talking about a 55mph no posted speed limit country road too. This is in a high income area, and the fags I see doing this shit next to the trail I am talking about are always using expensive gear wearing spandex. Blows my mind. The trail is right there next to them, and there they are riding on the road.

Situational awareness requires a triple digit IQ. Sorry (I'm not actually sorry, this is sarcasm) you didn't make the cut.

bike seated, get jeeted

Kek she doesn't even try to get out

you drive on a 2 late road with no barrier
all it takes is 1 second to be hit head on

you take that risk 100s of time a day if you drive

its a sad consequence of our own piss poor design. the only way to get anywhere in this country is in a car on a road and if you have to navigate around one of these faggots. its annoying as hell. You cant really do anything about it because you’d have to undo the last 50 years of public development, and if you did, then you’d have share that infrastructure with niggers, third worlders, and retards that dont know how to live in a society. To insist on riding your bike is basically coping that none of that is true, and making everyone else play along and not manslaughter you. So in that regard it is kind of gay.

small gay chinesium bike

looks like europe

The danger of other cars as a cyclist is about 1 million times worse than the danger of other cars when you yourself are also in a car.
On a bike you are basically still compared to the speed of a car, you have no cage, seatbelt, or weight. You have a 20lb bike, and your squishy little body just asking to be squashed.

That Biker was retarded

Trails are dumb and not suitable for cycling.
What you need is proper bicycle paths that are:
- straight
- smooth asphalt
- did I mention straight?
Only non-cyclists sitting in an office thing cyclists want winding gravel/mud trails and only uber faggots on toy mud bikes actually do enjoy trails.

Your body parts sort of stop working as you're burning to death. She also could have been pinned or barely conscious.

cars are safer, faster and more friendly to those with disabilities. what are you some ableism fuck?

Sounds like a skill issue. I can cycle 12 miles in sub 40 minutes on a paved but bumpy and curvy trail, even if it has plenty of hills to climb. I'm built different than you is all. If you want something "perfectly smooth and straight" just use an indoor exercise bike you little sissy boy.

what is a dirt bike

grow some stones eurosissy, when I was a kid all we did was bmx on dirt trails

OK, so bikes are not dangerous
car and trucks are dangerous

I hate cyclists, but I hate boomers in their oversized RVs they don't know how to drive too. I am conflicted.

Yes, when you were a kid.
When you grow up you should stop doing that.

You are simply too stupid to understand basic common sense. It doesn't fucking matter if "you were lawfully in the right" as you're getting crushed under the tire of a lifted pickup truck with low profile tires and wheel lights driven by the broccoli headed zoomer that was looking at his phone when he killed you. Dead is dead, you still lost the fucking game.

well you are too pussy to understand that not everyone is scared like you
bikes are nice efficient and safe

Where I live it's hilly and the roads are twisty through a lot of woods. Bike fags still insist on riding their bikes on the roads and you can't pass them because you can't see what's around the next bend. They even built an expensive and scenic bike route along the rail lines that hits all the little towns and bike fags STILL insist on riding on the roads and not the bike trail. I hate them so much.

im jaques knoxville

My Tesla caught this in 4K!

posts a shitty cell phone recording of his shitty DVR screen

It's a "look at me, I am a big boy too" mental problem bikers have, with absolutely no awareness that's not the case.
I mean, for those faggots, riding a bike makes them morally superior to those unhealthy, environment polluting bullies and every time they take out their bike and ride it on a road it's a victory for them natural chads.
Until one day they end up on a Anon Babble thread and people feel joy seeing their soul depart their body.

efficient and safe

safe

If you are riding your bike on the roads, you are putting yourself in a ridiculous amount of danger. That's not "safe" at all. You are even in more danger than those on motorcycles.

NPCs glitch out whenever the timeline splits.

They should get stopped and given tickets by cops in that situation, the same as how pedestrians get stopped by cops for walking down the side of highways.

Why isn’t it funny?
I’ve seen thousands like this but for some reason I’m not laughing at this one.

land of the free

can't even walk

This exact thing happened to me once while I was checking out some huge tits.

I used to be a mountainbiker but I NEVER road on streets.
What's a bike lane? A magical stripp of paint that will prevent a vehicle from hitting me? No, it isn't.

bike lanes = peak magical thinking

Anyone who laughs at videos of people dying is a subhuman animal, worse than a knuckledragging nigger.

he likes cars

has german flag

He checks out as white, darkie. Kill yourself.

i ride bike only in inner city dense with people or somewhere rural, driving bike in traffic is retarded to start with, bike is just faster pedestrian

I just ride faster than the cars. Checkmate cuck.

Ahhh thanks rajeesh, I just realised; it’s not funny because he’s not an Indian.
Good morning saar.

Here the situation is that there are loads of migrants that work delivery jobs and they really don't care about any traffic laws or never heard of them so they will just ride at full speed on side walks among pedestrians anoying them, cross and continue on the road and then get killed like retards they are and some poor native guy will get years of jail for it.
Death to the cycling jew.

What fucking idiot.

I've never pulled my phone out to record anything ever. I rarely even take it with me. The only thing more identifiable of being a soulless, hellbound NPC than recording shit on your phone is wearing a vax sticker.

they literally think they are invincible and can get away with whatever they want

they are all driving on the shoulder trying to stay away from traffic

Maybe that was doc returning from back to the future, when he stopped Marty from banging his own mom and creating the anti-Christ..
youtu.be/B5YLLcHTLYw

fuck cyclists, fuck ebikers, and ESPECIALLY FUCK ESCOOTERS

Niggers racing? Americans cops? Hard to comprehend.

I am all 3 !
my e scooter goes 90 MPH

IS THAT CAR OK?

Bikers

Cyclists

Not the same

Dude..... all you need to do is not ride a bike 10 centimeters away from a dump truck making it impossible for the driver to see you. Problem solved.

I have a 20 minute cycle to work. Had loads of near misses recently because I'm going car fast but on a bicycle. I'm learning the spots where the motorists do retarded things to beat the lights or turn or whatever. Hope my luck stays good!

Anyway, better to die as a fearless cyclist than be a pathetic bus user, motorist or submissive slow cyclist. Live fast die young.

...to le future

America has the equivalent of 25,000 square miles of paved roadway. What do you suggest?

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See this is typical. Getting the conversation started and salting the thread with 1pbtid repliers. It's gay though, the idea of totally redoing our road network for cyclists is inappropriate. Should motorists get along better on the road? Yes. And it should be more difficult to obtain a driver's license as well. And no more NAFTA truckers or foreigners who can't even speak or read English on the roadway either.

Boom you've halved cyclist deaths. But no you want to keep all the idiots on the road AND somehow come up with what - barriers? - or some shit to protect the cyclists from the morons who are allowed to drive.

You're fake and gay OP and your whole crew is ineffectual and this is why you're gradually losing despite more and more shills and AI bots.

Live fast die young.

just dont get hit and live only to become a cripple

Fuck off, how dare retarded not watch where he's going and damage a fucking de lorean? what a massive faggot. Kys frog, I guess that you already doing that.

They'll break their own kneecaps just to make a point. I'm impressed by the pettiness.

Lmao my first reaction was that I hope the car was OK

Just don't be a fag and take your bicycle on the road where cars belong

Is he okay?

the one that got hit and started the chain reaction was clearly in the road.

>car is parked right infront of him not moving, door is clearly open so you can see someone is getting out

>cyclists goes full steam ahead

The car also had his hazard lights flashing, indicating a problem, hence why he was pulled over, with his door open.
That fag was acting gay as fuck

cyclists are retarded because low sugar and tired

It makes perfect sense now that you've said it, but I never considered this before.

for some reason ofc some tiktoker happens to be there to make a clip of it.

Just some dude who saw a cool car and decided to film it with his phone.

turk scum

the cyclists were in the wrong here.

My province tried that. It was a complete failure

It would be a lot funnier with sound.

Even the brazzerspic knows what's up

Here lays the body of William Jay,
Who died maintaining his right of way.
He was right, so right, as he rode along,
but he's just as dead as if he were wrong.

while wearing cargo shorts on a 1970s 10 speed that I keep the kick stand on. lmao

I biked from Milwaukee to SF via Prince Rupert on a mountain bike with a milk crate for a luggage rack, wearing jean shorts and steel toed hiking boots.
It was funny pulling into some rest stop or restaurant or gas station if it had a bunch of spandex wearing cyclists stopping for a break, and we started talking. Especially by the time I hit Montanna.

His head exploded under the tire and his body was dragged at least 100 feet by the truck and probably ground to bone prior to stopping. He should be fine in two more weeks.

>I'm talking about a 55mph no posted speed limit country road too.

lmao, I regularly do 80mph on those kind of roads. anybody who rides a bike on roads like that is suicidal.

You're just bad at cycling and need to get good. I did thousands of miles on gravel trails when I was a kid.

I'm all for fewer cars but why the fuck do they refuse to ride single file?

I thinkni figured it out. They retardedly choose a relatively dangerous mode of transport, then they treat any little think they find offensive as an intentional threat to their life. This goes for motorcycle ls too.

Dunno. Maybe we should figure out a way to stop bikers from blindly cycling through a fucking bus stop where a car has stopped with hazard lights on?

It's gruesome as fuck and laughing shouldn't be an impulse at all but the juxtaposition of calling him a "bikecuck" while he's made the fuck up of his life is just morbidly hilarious. Poor fucking sod man.

30 - 40 years ago there was no bicycle infrastructure, nothing at all and we rode everywhere and anywhere and never had issues negotiating roads, traffic and other vehicles.
never had accidents and never wore a helmet.
there was only one rule cyclists observed and had to observe -
STAY OUT THE WAY OF CARS, TRUCKS AND BUSSES!

What a fucking moron. Probably acted liked it was the car owners fault too. Nice DeLorean though

Is he ok?

i read monks and monkeys
and this was a lot funnier

clearly riding inside the painted line

inside painted line = CARS

i have zero sympathy for these retards. even if their head gets popped and their kids starve. fuck them TWICE. i wish i could resuscitate them just to kill them again.

Biketards don't behave like they're unprotected meat on the road. At night, half of the fucking bikes have no lights. These people are fucking retarded.
bikes do whatever and police don't care. I'm surprised there's so few bikeniggers dying here.
I went our for a drive in my weekend car last week and the only thing that almost ruined my fun was the fuckload of bikeniggers on my road.
e-bike tards going 45 in a 50 zone and I'm almost getting ticketed overtaking these retarded fucks. end of blog.

I've never been able to figure out the source of this mindset. I biked everywhere as a kid/teen and the first, blindingly fucking obvious thing that crossed my mind, was if there's a car coming stop and GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD. It's both the polite thing to do and not getting killed thing to do. What the hell is wrong with these people?

this. is. my. lane. hngggh-aaack!

Too expensive for the work and the concrete I have a lot of ideas for bike lanes but I just don't see them being feasbale like who would do both of the works ?

half of the fucking bikes have no lights

The alternative can be just as bad, last I had one cut me off at an intersection that had a literal floodlight flashing up front. It's going to give someone a seizure at some point. Bastard didn't even look as he crossed the road. It wasn't even dark out, this was a well-lit area.

We need to make things worse for 99.9% of people to save the 0.1% from being killed by their own stupidity.

Hehehe he can't walk anymore but he started the day tryna bike and then the dude ran his legs over on the bike that's kinda hilariously ironic.

I'm a biker.
I REALIZE I'm an afterthought.
I'm a pedestrian who can do 30+ sometimes.
AND THE TRAFFIC LAWS (mostly) DON'T APPLY TO ME.

I ride OFFENSIVELY AS FUCK.
I'm looking 1/4mi up the road to see where it's safe and if there's niggers.
I check behind me before I make a turn EVERY TIME - saved my life several times.
I have several blinky lights to warn the constantly distracted drivers.

Somehow I've made it home for the last 30+ years without getting run over

I look at my surroundings and YIELD TO DANGER.

Haven't needed a bike lane since I was a kid, tho they are comfy.

This
Based road champion

It's the dumb fuck outfit. Turns out tight clothing is bad for the noggin.

youtube.com/watch?v=T85vsCS-b0g

I miss the 90s. I think there were 3 of these in my hometown. You'd see them out and about and it was always an exciting thing. Now you see like a Musk truck and just go "ugh what a retarded xyz".

Traffic laws do apply to cyclists.

In case anyone needs more context, this happened at a bus stop in Switzerland. The Delorean is parked at the end of the bus stop, not a bicycle lane. Not sure about Swiss cycling laws but I don't think the cyclist had any reason to enter the bus stop area marked with the squiggly yellow line.

Roads are for things with engines.
Bikes do not have engines and are therfore essentially just a very elaborate form of shoe, like roller-skates but bigger.
They belong on the pavement or, better yet, restricted to cycle-parks and other such leasure facilities.

Based, love Jabba

Some of the fat boomers on motorcycles seemed determined to die under your wheels as well.
Hobby road cyclists are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet though.

where's a good place to exercise?

the HIGHWAY

these people probably tell their children not to play in the street too

sidewalks are paved

roads are paved

brits use the word for the secondary component that was never paved with cobbles

I think this might be a case of legitimate retardation.

Based lesbian

it's technically kind of illegal to ride your bikes on the empty sidewalk since the empty sidewalks are supposed to be for pedestrians

ride your 15-20 mph bike where people walk 5mph

get ticket

ride your 15-20 mph bike where giant trucks drive 60 mph

die

the solution is to never touch a road bike. Unless someone with a functional brain (re-)designed the town from the ground up for bicycles, instead of just painting some meaningless stripes on the road.

I bet the trucker was one of those Canadian visa jeets; I’m seeing them everywhere now

Uh. Wrong person, methinks.
That said, you don't bike in the 55, let alone 60. 45 is borderline.

Drunk driver. I looked up a while back out of curiosity. Dude got caught (obviously) cause of the camera and got in real deep shit.

LOL, BACK TO THE FUTURE FOR THAT GUY, AM I RIGHT?

Fuck you, you antisemite fuck!

pic

I don't get it

It's quite simple. There is a correct response to being molested. You are provided both possible responses in the comic.
Which is more common? Which is correct?

looks like insurance fraud to me

ALLEY CAT ALLEY CAT ALLEY CATSSSSSSSSSSSSZ
youtu.be/Atkp8mklOh0?si=SVv0SKm-iUS8S6Bg

You deserved it, bikefag
Bikes are for children
A grown man riding a bike is like being that grown man who still wears Ecko and wears a backpack everywhere
Might as well sag your jeans while you're at it bikefag
Total cyclist death

what is it about riding a bicycle that attracts the most arrogant faggots? The only thought in his mind was pure exasperation when he hit the car that didnt move out of his way.

this was off-topic the first time it was spammed, and it's still off-topic this time, and it will always be off-topic.

And knowing this, if you are gay enough to ride a bike, you should know better than to tempt fate from one
The mind of a "smart" cyclist:

ha, bikes aren't dangerous, cars and trucks are dangerous!

*gets on busy main road with his bike*

"ha! it's everyone else here being stupid, driving their dangerous cars and trucks"

cycles in people's blind spots including 5 ton truck's

gets crushed

dying words of a crushed cyclist: "learn... to... drive... .... im cycling here..."