When did you realize that "fat wife happy life" was actually pretty true?

Every guy I know who is married to a slampig is happy and their relationship is as good as it was on day one years later. Especially when they're both fat. Society makes us chase the perfect man or woman, and we usually settle for the best we can get to fit that bill. Rarely does it last though. Meanwhile, the southern man with a big ol fat hog of a wife is living happily. What is this phenomenon called? I've really been thinking about this a lot lately. This also relates to politics if you think about it, as societies with higher obesity rates have much higher birth rates. Look at mexicans as an example. Almost every mexican man has a wife that is twice his size.

Fat women have tighter pussies are arseholes because the pressure of their fat squishes down on both passages. Anorexic and skelly women have no muscle tone or pressures on their insides and so their pussies are loose.

I have heard this theory before. However, in theory, wouldn't you also need a longer penis to reach the holes? I mean, consider all the added mass from the fat.

get a fat cunt pregnant

she's fat because she's even lazier and dumber than the average woman

you're now stuck with her forever

forced to wageslave even harder to provide for a lazy pig and the wagebabies she just queefed

Congratulations, your life is over.

I thought it was "fat wife, crappy life" and "happy wife, happy life".

Get your adages straight, Amerimutt.

What's the difference? You're stuck with your wife? OH NO! The alternative is paying child support to some skinny bitch who decides to leave you and fuck other men.

Perhaps our American adages are different than yours.

Somebody has to breed and raise the next generation of goyim nigger cattle. Most normies will happily step up to the plate and wage their life away for a chance to reproduce. I'm just glad that's not me.

because a fat bitch totally won't leave you and fuck other men.

Whores are whores, doesn't matter their weight class.

peak clownshow this thread is
and if you are a fat fuck then die

it's too late to be a chubby chaser
weight loss drugs are too efficacious now

Seems that most Anons don't know that 75% of women get fat sometime after marriage.

I feel physical pain when I am reminded of the times I got drunk and had sex with fat women. I’d rather just be mocked as an incel the word rolls off me like water off a duck

Yes. I've been fucking a slampig and her pussy is so fat that if I slip out I have to put effort into finding her fucking vagina again. I've fucked other slamp pigs before, but none had such fucking fat pussies.
Also, one of them was super lose despite being a planet, and my las ex was 90lbs and tight as all hell.

Being fat won’t stop someone from cheating

but she won’t if she has no self esteem

Dead marriage, no point

My wife is a slam pig, they have the same or worse of an ego than an attractive girl.

meet friend at work

Talks up his wife about how they fuck all the time and she's so hot

FF to her showing up with the kids

She's at least 400lbs with a throat of a toad

Mfw

My ex gained like 40 pounds when she was with me. I've never stopped working out and she was horribly insecure about it. She turned out to have BPD so it was hell on earth. I miss the brap hog sometimes.

Fat girls give better head
Men with fat wives always look smug because their wife drains their balls like a vacuum cleaner on full power mode
Fat women also eat their feelings and stress instead of externalising it, and they are more tired so they are less neurotic and angry.

If skinny girls are more fucked up than my wife, and you faggots are still simping the way you do, the jews are right about us

fat

I'd rather stay single then, no interest in getting disgusted by coming home.

It's called a suicide pact anon. They agree to become so disgusting and become a shame only the other one can bare.

I only loved one woman ever. And I do know that when she was chubby I still loved her all the same. I prefer her thin, but in the end it didn't really matter.

Nah fat bitches don’t get any dick that is why they are tighter

This. If a girl doesn't have sex for a while it tightens a bit. Whores really are looser, when I was young I fucked dozens of women. Those with strong pelvic floors are able to squeeze real tight too but most women are so retarded they don't even know or use that trick. Skinnier chicks are usually fitter and that is absolutely a correlation. Smaller frame, skinny, somewhat fit, with minimal sexual activity seems to be the golden zone for pussy tightness. Hence why a lot of asian chicks are tight.

its cope, the women usually mogs men

Its easy for fat girls to get laid, and they also need men with bigger dicks to reach. If youre a dicklet I can see why fat lasses would intimidate you. You couldnt get past the cheeks.

All this fatty better cope is complete fucking bullshit. A fat women is worse sexually in every single way. I'll give you a run down:

lower self esteem = less present and mindful less confident in her body less able to fulfill feminine roll in sexu

less dexterity in fat hands and head oral is notably worse

you are fat in almost all cases because you are lazy and unhealthy

lower gut fauna quality == lower vaginal fauna quality == scent problems

folds of skin and sweaty == more likely have fungal infections in pussy and ass crack creating a scent issue and a visual issue due to discoloration

something surprising to me is an extreme loss in flexibility, one of the most common features to even only slightly fat women like 150Lb +. They lose hip mobility and its clear when you are trying to open them up they can't move there legs up and out of the way. It's really odd and almost always present.

Fat people are disgusting and you can immediately tell they are devoid of character as is visually obvious from their outward appearance. Saying anything else is cope.

only if your wife doesn’t mind being fat. fat chicks who hate being fat are a nightmare

not referring to mexican wives as tortas

ISHYGDDT

Tighter pussies are actually the result of tighter muscles, girls who don't go out as much masterbate more, probably with dildos, hence tighter pussies.

Funny post because exactly zero of the men with fat wives that I know aren’t fucking miserable. Forget happy.

If most women will get fat after marriage, why not just start with a fat bitch? Resistance is futile.

This is cope, maybe American fatties dont bathe but fat Bong girls are very clean and always smell like a rose

yes why do u think black men and PAWGs are such a goated combo

I'm married to a fatty and it sucks
She's not up to almost 300 lbs

always depressed

can't do anything that takes a modicum of physical activity (riding bikes, going to a park to bridwatch, hiking, etc)

always begging for reassurance (do you still love me? am I still attractive? everyone hates me! everyone is out to get me!, etc.)

laziness carries over into her work

even lazy in bed

hates how she looks but refuses to do anything about it

claims she's in pain all the time

claims other health "issues" (migraines, PCOS, anxiety, depression, Ellers Danlos, etc)

It's like dating a drug addict, they constantly promise they'll change, but after a week of "trying" they're back to their old ways

And every spic looks like he's given up. I don't understand how a man is content with a porker.

When I met my wife she was a chub. I courted her as a chub. When she said yes, I had a single condition, that she loses weight for the wedding and she did. I ran her chub ass every day until she looked like an angel. I'd show you the pictures from our wedding but I don't wanna post them on this sicko board. She looked like she floated down from heaven.
After she gave birth to my first kid, she put on some weight, which she proceeded to lose on her own, without me running behind her. She's happy she lost the extra fat and so am I. The couples you are talking about aren't happy, the just gave up.

I'm sorry to here that anon. She most likely has an extreme addiction to sugar. You to get her off of it as quickly as possible.

Have her watch the sugar documentary. Start making her eat glutamine when she has sugar cravings. Make her fast and make her intermittent fast the rest of her life.

Was she fat when you started or she got here through disrespect torwards herself and you?

most fat people just have underlying psychological issues that they cope with by eating too much. It's like a bandaid. So you're basically dealing with a damaged person.

And then you have american fat which is a whole 'nother level of fat and self-harm. In shitholes like romania you die long before that level of fat can be achieved because you become too slow to outrun the gypsies on your way to work.

yeah right keep telling yourself that fatty fucker - where's that clip of that fat sow whose pussy gapes open on its own that was making the rounds here a moth ago

She was a bit overweight when I met her and I figured she would balloon up. It's my own fault for deluding myself that she wouldn't get bad.
The issue is that if I have to micromanage her to get her to lose weight, that doesn't solve the actual issue of her not being someone who cares enough about herself to take care of herself.
I've tried being kind and supportive and I've tried being strict, but again it's like dealing with a junkie. You can't watch them 24/7, nor would you want to. They have to be the ones to want to honestly make a change.

bros my gf is 30 with a BMI of 35

is there any hope of her losing weight

I just wanted a a nicely toned girl

she also a womenlet

Really stabbing Men with this post m8. When did you realize your wife is actually a man, and has been plotting to kill you? Furthermore. I hope you get a giant euranysm up your brain, get wrecked in a brutal accident. Ty in Jesus name.

All women lose their good looks as they age. Think on this when you see a pretty girl and feel intimidated.
You as a man have significantly longer shelf life.
Not that you wont have problems, you will for sure, but men can still be funny, sociable, useful, whereas women are really only there to be pretty.

I'm surprisingly one of the few non fat Americans, thank god, but its easy for almost any woman to get laid. I was fortunate in that I rarely had to settle for one. They always smell, even fresh out of the shower due to fucked up diets, hormonal imbalances, medications, etc. And if my above average but not enormous porn dick is a problem then why the fuck would I even want that? Lmao

Men having longer shelf lives is called into question by 24 year olds balding and developing cuck fetishes

Come to think of it, you're right.
Maybe we all need to plap

they also dont have gag reflexes because they are constantly shoving food into their mouths. Also they give off a lamb scent.

BMI 35

hope of her losing weight

That's over 80 pounds she has to lose. Why are you dating an obese womanlet?

I’ve got a huge dick and the tightest pussy I fucked was a BPD highschool dropout who wanted you to “make it fit”

I fucked her again last year and 5 years later at 23, that shit was just as tight

Incredibly painful feeling. Heaviest for me was in the 140lb range and it fucking SUCKED. Too fat it hurts your hips.

Guys who bang porkers are coping they can't do any sex positions properly.

You need to confront your ghosts anon

Yeah I like having a girl blow me while she’s on her back and reaching back to finger her, cant do that when she has a curvature that would dismantle flat earth theory

I think mostly it’s the proles who are happy and they’re also fat because we feed them nothing but sugarcoated garbage which imakes sense that they eat such slop because historically they’ve needed to eat high calorie foods to stop themselves from starving when shit goes terribly wrong such as famine

after marriage

A big problem I'd 60%+ women are fat since adolescence

12 years married, I can have sex when ever I want, I used to be so bitter at the world, now i just laugh at everything nowadays.

I've fucked a 47 year old and a 52 year old. (I'm 49)
Neither went through menopause.
It honestly wasn't that bad
I'm still working on finding a porker plapjack girlfriend so I can try it out.
Might have to eat a few gas station boner pills first to keep it hard,
I need to find a chocker that has a pretty face and massive milkers and I think I might actually like it

When did you realize that "fat wife happy life" was actually pretty true?

never did cause my wife is skinny even after 2 kids.

are pig fuckers really this deluded or are they just trying to get other men to become as pathetic a loser as they are. I can understand some guys might have a fetish for a bitch that gorges herself on food but why try and get others to drop their standards like they did?

how much loose skin would it be?
shes already lost 22

In theory yes but I ve noticed that fatties who don’t get dick end up being lesbians. Basically whales can be happy with anything and any human interaction.

be at bar with brother

He's talking about how he fucked this hot blondes with huge tits last night named Chrissy

high five bro

shooting some pool and getting drunk

3 land whales walk into the bar

fattest blonde one screams "ANON" and runs over to give my brother a hug.

"Oh, h-hey Chrissy"

Literally die laughing

Posting this from a coffin

most fat people just have underlying psychological issues that they cope with by eating too much.

this. Skinny and fit women can also have psychological issues but those who do at least manage to control them. Fat women are just instant discarded. They will like you because they think they are ugly and they are and you are lying to them, the second she stops believing you or you are gone for 1 second to lie to her how pretty she is, she will be looking for someone else to make her feel better about how disgusting she is.

My wife gained a bunch of weight but she's still hot to me. It's weird anons. When you've been with someone so long and you've had a great relationship for years, even when they gain weight you still see them as the tight young hottie you met in the beginning. Funny thing is I stay in shape, eat healthy, lift, run, all that shit, and I still love her. There are limits though. If she ever gets way too big, like obese big, I'm gonna have to put my foot down.

yeah right keep telling yourself that fatty fucker

Why does it make you upset though? If anon is happy with his fatty why do you care, its not like you were after her to begin with?

This but the exact opposite.

I had me one of these!

Hmmm interesting statement considering you are fat fuck. Projection much?

happy wife: civilization detonation

cope

if you do any travelling alone she is most likely cheating on you too. Why is she not feeling guilty and still asks you to reaffirm her looks? Because she doesn't care about you or find you attractive, just feels disgusting herself and using any tools available for her to make herself feel better.

Every guy I know who is married to a slampig is happy and their relationship is as good as it was on day one

know 1 guy with a huge fatty
his life is shit, lazy fem, no action in the bed, app dirty, baby is adhs hyper annoying. cant divorce and so.

NEVER A FAT CUNT !!!

My wife is fat and probably a 5/10 but she does everything I say and makes good money and saves and is smart. But she's boring and negative a lot.

I went to the strip club with a friend and there was a 24 year old really into me and was probably the hottest girl I've ever seen. We just vibed and I felt more alive than I have in years. She gave me her number. How stupid would I be to text her?

take the plap pill, it is the apotheosis of the "incel" question, we solved it, plapjak wifejak

I can't fuck fat women because they don't care about themselves by their nature, and I have a particular thing for women with real self confidence. The fat ones try to fake it but I can always tell.

How stupid would I be to text her?

Endangering your immortal soul stupid

How stupid would I be to text her?

Just don't get caught. Different cell phone, on a different carrier, only text when alone or wife is gone etc. Fat women deserve to be cheated on

Don't do it.
Go home and plap be thankful for it

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Fat girls sweat easily and smell bad. Some chubby girls can be cute, but don't go worshipping them. They already have dangerously high self-esteem. When I was young getting a fatty was easy because they knew they were fat. This seems to have changed in Gen Z, and it makes me sad for my young anon bros.

Plappy wife
Happy life
Simple as.

Bros about to get scammed by a stripper lmao

Never trust those sluts, they love naive desperate retards like you because they can milk you for all you're worth and give nothing back.

apart from the physical limitations this applies to practically all women

Gator wife

That and she will 100% threaten to tell your wife if you don't give her money.
It's a very common scam

Wtf kinda psyop is this. Happy wife happy life is the biggest load of crap. Just like marrying an ugly woman is better than a pretty woman. Lol have you seen modern woman? Ime the one's I've encountered, the pretty one's appear to have better personalities.

acting like the skinny woman has a worse personality

lol i would not be surprised if you're a fat woman trying to trick guys into dating you. not gonna marry a fat woman, simple as

when did you realize you're such a pathetic beta faggot that you settle for fattie just so you could get laid. I rather be alone and spend my money on few hours with good looking hookers than keep a fridge stocked and plumber on speed dial

Women getting fractional attention on the internet has been a disaster

The Ugly Wife Is a Treasure at Home

Yes.

It might blow people's minds to know but preferences vary between people.

If you're a giant strong man with a giant dick I guarantee you a chubby girl is the ideal lay. A skinny girl is easily hurt, will complain you're bashing her cervix, and on top of that will often have a superiority complex where they try to use sex as a bargaining chip because they feel like they "have options."

If you're an effeminate tiny man with a small dick you'll probably prefer the skinny girl.

No one likes actual fat girls as in obese except for black men and no one really knows why. I think it's just because black men have to settle for whatever white woman will take them so it's more about living out their fantasy of dominating a white woman.

We all have our preferences. As a giant strong man with a giant dick I definitely prefer a chubby girl.