Lesbian tuxedo edition
NEWS:
-- Bloodgames 2 soon
-- Nina got burgered by Chicken
-- Faggot Burt has been chimping out at John, Reddit is very impressed
-- EXTREME PEACE trailer (ft. Nina, Nifty, Goblina, Cowboy) x.com
-- Ben and Chris are "banking" podcasts in preparation for "6 weeks of Fishtank"
-- Season 2 finale on May 23rd
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Ip1 loves Nina
Ip2 loves Letty
dead show
I'm counting on Jet getting simpable mids for BG and S4. Don't let me down, little man.
Soon he shall rise and take the rhineland of BG2
sodama'am and rato writing
jimmy, greg, duanye, burt confirmed
plenty of unfunny scripted beef planned
jet up 300 pounds and counting
no evidence they solved any of the tech issues from last time
no scott, no ck
bg2 is DOA
What happened between Jet and Jon?
what did kathy's sister mean by this
gay sex I imagine
she got a fat kitty
BG2 will be the worst season so far
How would you improve it? What is your ideal Bloodgames 2?
Jon’s never really liked jet. Always seen him as trying to make him look bad.
no sodama'am or rat
no jimmy, greg, dumbgay, or burt
jet loses at least 50lbs
all tech issues fixed, no removal of cameras
scott and ck
I do remember jon saying something about "if you only knew the truth" after he was booted the second time on s1 but i dont think damiel was around then; unless he was just in the basement the whole time.
Thats cool though, claire, sam and damiel are eskimo bros.
Replacing Jet with Scott is the obvious solution
everyone involved dies in pain (including the viewers)
He could have killed Jet right here, he should have...
Cryo Island
Scott, Cole, TJ, Alex B, Jon and Sarge
Cryo as the showrunner
Please no TJ or Alex. Sub in Claire + Brian
PuP ID
outcast house m words
Why though? Jet's like our dad, always looking out for us and the fish..
How do we get in contact with Nathan Fielder and have him make a good fishtank with effort?
MARKY MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE SAM HYDE HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD
Claire
i just wish i couldve been on his fake canadian idol instead of fishtank
but you were never on fishtank, skank
Rat did nothing on Bitchtank but she has one of the best Twitter accounts
How would you improve it? What is your ideal Bloodgames 2?
I'm one of the extras helping build BG2 out, there is no returning fish for BG2 at all, the only people coming back from prior seasons are Fatty and Frank. The NPC are going to be a mix of returning faces like the Blacksmith+Wife and Sodaman because he is real life friends with People connected to Jan. There will be a few new faces and the contestants are going to be people Jan has scouted at regional Ren Faires since August and have never heard of fishtank. Sam and Jet don't want people who know about fishtank front and center like it was during Season 3 and Sam is utterly convinced that S3 only went sour because of the voting thing, not because the fish were trash.
Scott stands with Taylor
TJ lost
did he like it
Bull shit
at least try next time
i did that as a joke
Scott is a friend of all fishgirls except sluts like Haley and Letty.
bitchtank my bad
it was so long ago i dont even know why im here
Scott doesn't play games, he's a true romantic.
nathan fielder and bill ottman bonded over their shared love of powtank
poop
lol you responded to skank
I remember them doing boxing during bloodgames and thinking "are they fucking?"
Taylor seems like she was all over him until TJ arrived
her bf is both ratpilled and 'donepilled
we need to start accepting our lot in life
says you
this is how it feels having watched every fishtank season and mini season live
Scott doesn't play games
she unfollowed all these fishtank people they should do the same
scott is not a fishtank person, fishtank is just a shitty stream that got lucky enough to temporarily be a scott thing
I saw a pic of her bf and thought he kinda looked like you Klaus. You could be marrying the rat right now instead of postin' on /ftl/.
scott has a killer instinct, like when he didn’t hesitate to tackle that sickly homeless guy
shishiodoshi form the top rope!!
Knowing you watch the show makes me not like it any more. Thanks for ruining everything AGAIN
still awesome that this is his only real mma feat on the show
Pahton deserves to be rapd
not because the fish were trash.
It wasnt the voting or the fish. It was the wiggers just quitting as soon as their half baked prison thing failed
what about this?
One of the crazy girls that wasn't invited back to help asked Jet when it was going to happen and he said 4th of July timeframe just like last time, Jan quipped about the solstice and Jet said "huh?" I don't think Jet knows what a solstice is and that the 21st of June is the most amount of sunlight in the year. Far as I know the only two girls they retained from the group that showed up at the house is layc and the rat from last year. The entire lot was unstable as fuck.
My future brother in law is causing a serious problem.
Hes not satisfied with the current leadership. Now I gotta decide what to do about it.
jimmy was confirmed there by multiple people
jet neptune jizzed on you. that's fucking unbelievably disgusting. I wasn't as disgusted by cryokeen eating poop tbqh
just go away already and study for your community college classes or play roblox or find someone new to cheat on isaac with or whatever
stop that
like finding out your kid sister is really into diaper furry roleplay
it's always going to be there
all the women can't come back because they were "unstable as fuck"
meanwhile we have numerous documents of production exposing themselves/trying to rape/raping any woman that comes near them
I do believe that's what they told you althougheverbeit.
would've if I could've babe
JC is addicted to BWC and it's DISGUSTING.
jet doesn't even know how to count months
Cryocord must be cherished and protected at all costs
what the hell did they do during this time period
im upset that claire left cryocord
Claire is going to Junior College? Good for her! My opinion of Claire has raised ever so slightly.
The king must feast at all hours it takes a lot of energy to set up an outdoor event you know
fired bex and sexted abi and claire
yeah but they're making her wear a scarlet J across her forehead apparently
funny bit idea
they install an acorn stair lift for jet to use every time he comes out of the basement. it takes a full minute each way
You’ll be here until you trauma bond powerfully enough with different groups of people. We all will. Trauma bonding is a hell of a drug.
They were still scrambling to find a cast. They didn't find Burt until like two weeks before it went live and Vance had to be DMing people in his social network to get Smaack.
Galaxy gas
hmm this could work
new payton just dropped
i’m already expecting jet to spend most of his time in a golf cart on chudgames
if they do famous house with people who don't know have a producer in a wheel chair the whole time and have something happen when they start walking after like 2 weeks
He’s a deadbeat
shitpostin' is more fun than marriage I think
let's all agree that s3 had the worst camera placements and audio so far
we feel this delay will improve the show
Lol obviously because they didnt have a cast when they delayed
basically nothing
funny bit idea: jet gets in shape
Definitely
Jet really is like a walking anti-whippet/galaxy gas PSA
What have you been doing on the show?
like he comes out in full 80s bright workout gear, headband and leg warmers type shit, and he's always jogging in place with 2 pound pink dumbells while at the same time eating donuts, pizza, and other junk food.
The cameras and audio ruined the entire season
We knew the wiggers canned Scott because he got to Haley before them, but now you're telling me they canned BASED MIKE because he stole Taylor from the twerps? Yeah, how could I not believe it?
those little shitty tats
DROPPED
why is she jacked
is it a lesbian thing?
No Mike in bg2= no watch simple as
s1 audio was experimental
It's important to treat your body well man. She's probably the most fit contestant they've had except for maybe Luke. Scratch that, she's probably more fit than Luke.
Ian can save BG2
Jet, apologize to him
are you guys pretending to be retarded or what
that's not payton
johhny neptune sighting
nvm that's Sophie turner
Still a lesbian tho probably
that would mean he can’t wear his cool new clothes
jet gets spread eagle
payton's iconic x-men tattoo
I genuinely don't remember what I used to do before I started watching Fishtank, posting in /ftl/ and watching fish streams
he likes his badson now
Jet must be sending him money to keep him off the streets these days
jet had this retard setting up the worst audiovisual experience imaginable while he arranged clabi threesomes
Johnny died ages ago it's his no goodson larping keeping his image alive
I'll pass this on to the crew through my connections
what if Blood Games is just a ploy to get Jet some exercise
what if Blood Games is just a ploy to get Jet some pussy
Season 4. It’s time.
that looks like sodaman
still can't believe this camera angle
It’s like parasocial super crack. It’s not just one simulated community for your brain to bond to and keep track of it’s an ecosystem of overlapping friend groups from the seasons, productions and fans. Something you basically only experience for real in high school unless you’re part of some really social career or religious community as an adult.
i love when the action is taking place on a tiny part of the screen and you can't hear anything anyone is saying
“the action” being trish, taylor, and mauro
It's sodama'am
We need to be falling in love with the idea of falling in love.
what would they even talk about
The Emmy award winning Fishtank Live
forgotten
yeah just throw a school desk next to a pallet that should be good
Will Starlink save the day i know back during the RV they had issues since they were in a moving vehicle but knowing bg2 is much more stationary they shouldn't have as much issues with it this time around. Did they rely on their own wifi last time?
you have to no clip through the map to get there
bg 2 will be DOA if the gulch isn't included this time
secondary johnny neptune sighting
food
someone link me the last several unlisted hk2 podcasts
Johnny is a strange man. Just wants to go back the good old days of the 90’s politically and socially when he was young and pimping out jets mom.
Peyton is fucking stunning
Somehow knowing he is Jet's father and knowing Jet is Johnny's son explains a lot about the both of them in a symbiotic sort of way.
our dad who molests us
Do I need to repeat myself nigga?
I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending Jet Neptune from rape accusations, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Jet did nothing wrong, it doesn't make sense and n0w you can just shut the fuck up and quit whining about all the opportunities he gave you and you threw back in his face. Zoomers are the most entitled generation to ever walk the earth. I'm sick of you!
I am a nigger.
i for one am happy claire was in a good mood today
soon we will bloom into simpable mids
She's going to crash out by tonight
Yeah and I think I’ll pass on getting dragged deeper into their cycle of psychological sexual abuse through entertaining Jet’s psychodrama therapy processing his childhood trauma.
S1: Suburbs
S2: Cults
S3: Fame
S4: Training Day
CHOOSE MY DJ NAME
DJ nigger cum depository
sex with bex
Did they ever find that missing drummer
S4: Atonement
Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star S4, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
ST1K3 THR33
TO PROTECT THE SHIP YOU GOTTA CATCH THE WOLF
*tts*Heyo this whiteboy a long way from starbucks put a cop up his ass, Samlonzo
Does anyone have the clip of Bliccy talking about "the nigger word" on Bitchtank
I'll believe this if you tell when when they're aiming for BG2 to start.
dj hot butt hole!!!!
DJ SEX
benleaks used to do his job
DJ itty bitty
its sophie turner not payton you retard
I'm lonely again
dropped that bitch AYO
take her to bucky
this will be tai graphics in 2014
Did Vance ever properly confront Jimmy about the GF doxxing situation?
yeah
Did Brian ever properly confront Jimmy about the whole hitting him with a sword situation?
oh it was just a black guy?
KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
Black guy worked with s3 and died because someone gave him a peanut sandwich
peanut butter? ironic...
Did Claire ever properly confront my penis about the sucking situation?
Did Claire ever properly confront
not even once
nope
Last time TJ stopped liking other girls pics he had a gf, do you think he and gemma are...or he's long distance with nachan..they still follow each other and she made her account private... or is he just scared of Instagram because wwnr
please calm down
sorry
it’s ok
directed by jet neptune
claire blurted out that he lives with some girl the other day for no real reason
something very bad is going to happen to jet neptune
something very bad is going to happen to jet neptune
Eventually one of the bfs well husbands now are going to do this to him
Cease and Desist posting about my client's "alleged" rapes
Will the MDE/Fishtank fandom cults disband if either Sam or Jet die?
Bic would most likely take over
everything about Jet is a lie
he ain't no goodson
Sweaty Hag Sex
tight sweaty hagussy
forgot pic
His dad finally respects him because he’s now pimping and scamming at levels he was in the 90’s. They have reconciled over it
jet neptune dies today
Based
had a vision of jet neptune breaking his neck
this actually happened. johnny was praising jet for "fucking the hawk puah girl" months ago
Didn't she make her kid record her porn?
had a similar vision of jet getting in a freak accident on bg2
The ball brothers bit probably filled his heart overflowing with pride too
Jimmy looks like an overgrown baby
youtube.com
idk
no wonder him and Jet Boss Baby are friends
How my favorite fish doin?
Johnny Neptune father in law. Wiggers at the wedding.
Please start Bloodgames already Jet I need my friend simulator back
idk
you could probably just DM her and ask
wigger-in-law
I was quoting the show.
will vance film it?
will they have a live band?
?
who said that
Objectively speaking, Claire is a greasy dog faced cheating liar who only brings harm and ruin to everyone she comes into contact with,
I think she is looksmatched to Jet personality notwithstanding. Hoeflation is just so out of control, that we think she deserves more for being relatively not-fat and relatively White.
She does not.
Summer when she dresses up like the judge
erm her name was Samantha Goldstriker
objectively speaking
may claudia's greasy satanic influence never affect their lives inshallah
I lover
you act like jet hasnt completely let himself go and looks like a fucked up baby.
all that may be true
but Claire is still Content
anyway(s)
Just go become a groyper or something if you like having an online friend group that is into gay nigger Nazi worship
all my gay niggas nazis
nigga Heil Hitler
why is bowie in this
Claire can't hold down a job, flies around the entire country nonstop to cheat for gifts that are less than 1 weeks pay, snorts drugs she finds in parking lots,makes sex tapes with strangers she's cheating with, has a horrible miserable bitter personality and spends all day online seething while leeching on others to enable her.
This is bad punctuation but honestly Jet is too good for her desu.
Claire don't waste your life
we need you now
I don’t like those people
You gotta unban the Claire bears Claudia. Come on dude. Not cool
But you are into gay nigger Nazi lovers, yes? How do you do my fellow furt enjoyer?
I've been keeping track of Shadi's fishtank boxing record since the start of Bitchtank. She's yet to win a match.
you were talking about them being looks matched. they arent. claire is better looking then jet’s female equivalent.
Is Summer an Audrey type? It's been a hot minute since I've seen any Twin Peaks but my gut says no.
Didn't she beat Kato via Sushi Platter Knockout?
we were betrayed
we were belittled
we were cucked
we are the clairebears
we are one
That was Claire and Hailey I think.
For me my main issue is her putting negative emotions into alcohol instead of music, u can be messed up and make music but it's kino instead of sad
claire is better looking then jet’s female equivalent.
jet has a sister that looks scarily like a female version of him and she's much more attractive than claire so idk about this one
tessa CONFIRMED for BG2
Need to see obese jupiter for a fair comparison
no mention of jupiter or cake in the fridge
larp better next time
Summer number 1, please describe your angus selling technique
titmaxxing
how many rapes will happen in BG2?
how many will he cuck?
jupiter isnt fat or have fucked up teeth
Will chud gang be making a return for Blood Games 2?
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УBEДOMЛEHИE O КOHTEHTE
CONTENT ALERT
tripaloski
Was it that funny Sammy? You think rupturing a disc because you followed to a t the meme advice from Anon Babble is funny?
I forgot Jimmy's forced laugh oh god
this video has more views than the past 5 official episodes.
lmao
wn2b indoctrinating more psychopathic mids to the fishverse
My idea for blood games 2:
2 separate teams
Team Pretty Princess:
Letty
Abi
Payton
Claire
JC
Set up in the big s3 house
Hard challenge like:
the pillow fight challenge
the apply make up challenge
the buy her amazon shopping list challenge
Team NiggerAIDSboys
Burt
Cole
Jimmy
Jon
Simbal
Set up outside under a tarp for shelter
Easy challenges like
the walk barefoot over burning coal challenge
the how many live rats can you keep in your pants challenge
the hold your piss for the whole day challenge
Russians love a good snuff film. They’re living in one
Jon be like "I was a wildland fiwefightew. I can hold my piss for a week."
There are retards on xitter who believe this shit
I want more beat white women with a history of dating colored men and belling lib who then start saying nigger and doing roman salutes!
bukkake fishtoy
Josie would love that!
fax
you know fishtank actually being fully depraved like this instead of safe depraved would make sam and jet a lot more money
hour 17 of the hold your piss challenge
cole quit hour 3, is whining alone in the portapotty cam alone
Jimmy quit hour 5, pants soiled, although there is doubts that he pissed his pants hour 4 and tried hiding it
simbal going strong, Sam encourages him that he is overcoming indian stereotypes by not soiling himself and that he has a $5k prize waiting (no lmao)
Jon screaming and yelling, mostly at burt, humping trees, rocks, anything to keep his mind off the 6 pack of beer he drank before the challenge began
burt wide eyed, reacting to every piss joke tts with utmost sincerity
Where do you think Claire's redemption arc will lead
It's already pretty fucked
dudes burting off and shit
Marriage to me
death
Oh wow are the Claire simp posters gonna make a return? U know she has a boyfriend right
to me
That's never stopped her before
Nah I imagine she make an exaggerated eyeroll when she sees this and it gets me going
All he needs is his headphones ans everything is alright
>Jimmy quit hour 5
Lets be realistic now, he's quitting the moment he has to piss, his excuse will be that the stress from holding the piss would unleash his homicidal demons
You guys really have to learn the difference between "then" and "than." You sound retarded and its clear you got terrible grades in school
jet is a coward. he could have been making timeless snuff ludo kino.
instead the whoreson goons the crash out mentally broken claries in private like a cum sniveling weasel.
advancing the culture my bedeviled scrotum.
I noticed it's mostly the zoomers that are bad with that but it could be ESLs too
*it's
jet is a coward.
What ever gave you that idea? The fact he is always last in a room when an emergency happens?
We need the rest of the "facemask" video leaked real soon.
If you don't know the difference between their there and they're don't talk to me
you win
costcos parking lot
Punctuation doesn't bother me like then / than. Even the wrong to/too/2 isn't that bad. But then / than completely changes what the sentence is saying you you people do it just to bug me specifically
Vgr used em dashes in his posts here he was the only one, think what that means about you u grammar nerds
Could you dump more rare summer pics?
Cute Cryo Poodle Alert
jet up 300 pounds and counting
Thats kino tho
If you're not in the Cryocord you are missing out
bigger than life
Couldn't care less bro
It means he was homeschooled.
it's from an instagram live
wake me when the /ftl/ meet up on cryo island has a date
we jst say thn now
cleej murder suicide
Using cryo's belly or back as a live dartboard
($10 fishtoy ideas)
/ftl/ is the cryocord
Not saying he's not a coward but I think that's more that he genuinely doesn't care about the wellbeing of other people
you wouldn’t even suck jet’s shroom scooper for the clout, you’d suck it because you want it you sick freak don’t talk to me
What I would hope for her or really anyone attached to this show:
a real goddamn life
This show is cocaine aids because it creates a whole high school matrix of cliques and drama for your social mind to absorb and most people have a lot of empty social brain slots because their work, friends, and whatever barely fill it up. Our brains have the space for and are expecting a couple hundred or so people to keep track of. Fandoms are fucking crack for the lonely brain. And alcohol and other shit fill the gap. I wish for everyone to have a redemption arc with an ever growing and expanding social network that actually fucking matters and is not fake or gay.
You know, /ftl/ - you're not the worst assholes going round.
He backs down from any guy that has any bit of authority on him. He's also scared of Frank
I hope you all get mass dox's for associating with that QUITTER
Jon calls out your shit
send bill to deliver the bad news
react like a catty woman on twitter and try to bring up dirty secrets
delete tweet
Jet is bitchmade
I've never seen jet move quickly at any point. He may not be able to move any faster than walking speed.
I don't find jet attractive
Im cool with that
cryo didn't quit he was kicked
Jet is still salty about Jon mogging him and production during BG1
This is the fastest he can move
Even Sam is afraid of Frank. Dude is an actual unhinged sociopath
jet doesn’t run bc it chafes his nipples
not black, urban, ripped and trainer enough for you?
He's lying
Imagine the fishtank notoriety
he may not be fast but he is strong
Unhinged sociopath
Meanwhile he checks up on the hurt
"Accidentally" doxes Cole by using his full name on S2
Removes Abi from Bitchtank merch because she quit
Jet is a petty faggot
season 3
Cole would quit 5 minutes into the challenge and everyone would love him for it
Put a barenuckle boxing funding goal between jon and jet and that's an easy $10k
He brought to light how stupid & how little thought production puts into things. There was no need to try & play around their bits when he knew how the game is really played (be a cute girl to fuck or if a guy make them money). There was no such thing as "quitting" with cole
rekt
cope
why even sign up then
Cole made them money though
his fascia is alarmingly inelastic and rigid. i fear he will hurt himself via physical overexertion in the near future.
He emasculated them. Something similar happened to Scott, he dared get some without asking for permission. Where is he now? ostracized
le ironically liking scott
he said the N-word you lacist piece of shit
Don't be LACIST Retty
With how they treated him & how the threads turned on one of their own he shouldn't have. Braver than most ITT to show up tho
Like a monkey injected with the first attempt of a cure for some flesh eating disease, some fish are destined to be sacrificed so others can rise
idk if I would call it
plus he never marky posted
even when it became obvious they were gonna remove him
brave*
"NINA could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this room before. There could be NINA anywhere." The homeless man's gaze felt good against her bare legs. "I HATE NINA" she thought. Good Luck, Babe! reverberated her entire square skull, making it pulsate even as the $10 alchohol delivery fishtoy coursed through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of getting m-worded by Letty. "I bet Letty couldn't handle being at the helm of a API 1608-II" she said to herself, out loud.
cole is a faggot
He only did that as an excuse to try and make connor look bad (it didnt work)
Marky posting has been cringe past 2022 there's other more effective ways of getting to Sam
facts
yes like bring up his scat play with that one tranny
No he realized the squishy part of Jobes head (brain stem) could have been punctured by that corner. We were literal mm away from an on screen death
Nah it's still based
you're just jealous of her and wish it was you instead
2018 reddit called
funnier than WP2
that won’t effect him when he’s done it on his own show publicly
such as
There's plenty just got to use ur creativity but sticking to marki for several years isn't it
Based zoomers
Marky Posters are Eternal
marky posting never dies
Crab mentality at play rn
In all this time sam has failed to offer a sufficient rebuttal
Nah it's still based
posts the cringiest zoomer shit that helped kill the entire thing
look at these little fags
Jon mogging him and production during BG1
Only person Jon mogged was Jimmy, otherwise it was back to back Ls for him
another day in my shitty wigger workshop
Channing called out edie at one of Sam Hyde's shows to heckle him but no one knew what she meant because she pronounced the name like Eddie(lol)
Is Burt a field nigger or house nigger
its time to let go of this place
a rebuttal of what? he fucked a young girl legally? I don't know where you guys think this would be going
that one guy posting about it breaking a specific law because she was "a corrupted young woman of virtue" was the funniest thing to come out of this imo
Jet and Sodamam were seething about Jon going into the house to make himself midnight snacks and shit
scott sullivan woman of virtue
because she pronounced the name like Eddie
t-that's can't be true.....
you just ruined edierocking forever for me
Yeah and Jon was seething about stupid shit constantly, the last one being Bex using purple lipstick on him
why doesn't he just say that then? oh wait because he knows it's still gonna look bad for his RW trad Christian griftent
come on now
When Sam was giving Brian advice on moving on from CK because she's a loser, he brought up how he had a high school sweetheart too. Was that Marky or another bitch?
The marky incident I think is part of what drove Sam to do roids. He kind of realized he was stuck at this immature mental stage and thought roids would give him a second puberty to get past it. Something fucked up Sam’s development as a kid/teen and he couldn’t really connect with girls his age as an adult so started going down the pedo route and I assume has snapped out of it by ogre maxxing out of his twink shell. He’s still a freak but at least he’s not trying to fuck kids anymore to our knowledge
I'm not positive but I think xe pronounces it E-dee
obviously he doesn't want to talk about it because it's incredibly embarrassing
those leaked letters were some of the corniest shit ever, especially when you keep in mind it's a grown man talking to a highschooler
Stop being so dramatic jobe was always going to be fine. Its not like the movies
1. Trying to become a janitor at a high school to maintain your 10+ year age gap relationship is rather frowned upon
If it's not shameful why is sam try to hide it
2. Most people moralizing it are lying and the point is to have something sam doesn't want to happen, happen
do this
run away
realize later how big of faggots you look like so you never upload the video you promised
Yeah they totally got sam!
Valid question
Coming from Ghana, he's not a slave but if it was around today what would he be
en.wikipedia.org
In Jobes case it would have been worse since it was a pointed end
RW trad Christian griftent
Only on twitter where they can larp over how righteous they are but realistically they wish they had a marky
at times like this I'm reminded of the age old question
is it better to be bored or to be raped?
I bet you were also one of the idiots crying to call 911 when jon was hungover and puking in s1. Autistic alarmists the lot of you. Connor is based and did nothing wrong
Buck broken nigger
realistically they wish they had a marky
Ehhh she didn't really get hot until she was older. in those pix of her with sam and the bloody nose she looks like a chubby lil boy.
Who's doing the raping
klaus is currently trying to compensate for the constant accusations he faces from benleaks
anime faggot is a virtue signaling faggot
Just go to twitter where you belong. Nobody but people looking to lynch someone for no reason care about the marky shit.
Jobe cracking the back of his skull and dying live on fishtank would have been kino
Bringing up things that are not the same in the slightest
Do you consneed? Connor would have easily killed him if that kick was a little more forceful
sorry for marky rocking
you know
it wasn't even a kick, he used his foot to shove him
We'll just forget about it the next thread until it gets brought up. Rinse n repeat
no pic related was sam’s highschool sweethear. marky was the 16 year he fucked in the ass when he was 29
The other day I noticed my grandmother had a binder of photos of me and my cousins as children I think she might be a pedophile bros what should I do???
I've been here longer
u go back
Yeah because it would have ended the series for good
dude
we need to be making wiki entries for girls sam hyde dated in 10th grade
Connor could have easily killed him without the coffee table if he wanted to. But he didn't so jobe lived.
you dont have to have a fucked up childhood to not want to date girls your age when you reach a certain point.
Maybe? nobody is ready for the female pedophile topic
she looks like the female version of himself
Laura Berg
jew on jew romance
jew on jew crime
Nobody gives a shit who was here longer, you fit the twitter culture better with your virtue signalling and avatar uses. Im amazed you havent been mass reported for avartaring because you are the worst poster in these threads and fill the image limit for no god damn reason
Wanting to date a 15/16 year old at 29 is fucking retarded. Something has to be fucked in your development to think that’s a remotely good idea.
you should cry about it on discord or something
That's the average European tho
its not great but it could be worse.
He's been doing this 24/7 for literally a year+. Complaining about him is pointless, he sees it as a win since he's getting attention.
damn my dick is right there that’s crazy
m words ur image limit
Woopsie Doodles!