/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #576

BG2 will be the worst season so far

How would you improve it? What is your ideal Bloodgames 2?

Jon’s never really liked jet. Always seen him as trying to make him look bad.

no sodama'am or rat

no jimmy, greg, dumbgay, or burt

jet loses at least 50lbs

all tech issues fixed, no removal of cameras

scott and ck

I do remember jon saying something about "if you only knew the truth" after he was booted the second time on s1 but i dont think damiel was around then; unless he was just in the basement the whole time.
Thats cool though, claire, sam and damiel are eskimo bros.

Replacing Jet with Scott is the obvious solution

everyone involved dies in pain (including the viewers)

He could have killed Jet right here, he should have...

Cryo Island

Scott, Cole, TJ, Alex B, Jon and Sarge
Cryo as the showrunner

Please no TJ or Alex. Sub in Claire + Brian

PuP ID

outcast house m words

Why though? Jet's like our dad, always looking out for us and the fish..

How do we get in contact with Nathan Fielder and have him make a good fishtank with effort?

MARKY MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE SAM HYDE HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD

Claire

i just wish i couldve been on his fake canadian idol instead of fishtank

but you were never on fishtank, skank

Rat did nothing on Bitchtank but she has one of the best Twitter accounts

How would you improve it? What is your ideal Bloodgames 2?

I'm one of the extras helping build BG2 out, there is no returning fish for BG2 at all, the only people coming back from prior seasons are Fatty and Frank. The NPC are going to be a mix of returning faces like the Blacksmith+Wife and Sodaman because he is real life friends with People connected to Jan. There will be a few new faces and the contestants are going to be people Jan has scouted at regional Ren Faires since August and have never heard of fishtank. Sam and Jet don't want people who know about fishtank front and center like it was during Season 3 and Sam is utterly convinced that S3 only went sour because of the voting thing, not because the fish were trash.

Scott stands with Taylor
TJ lost

did he like it

Bull shit

at least try next time

i did that as a joke

Scott is a friend of all fishgirls except sluts like Haley and Letty.

bitchtank my bad
it was so long ago i dont even know why im here

Scott doesn't play games, he's a true romantic.

nathan fielder and bill ottman bonded over their shared love of powtank

poop

lol you responded to skank

I remember them doing boxing during bloodgames and thinking "are they fucking?"

Taylor seems like she was all over him until TJ arrived

her bf is both ratpilled and 'donepilled

we need to start accepting our lot in life

says you

this is how it feels having watched every fishtank season and mini season live

Scott doesn't play games

she unfollowed all these fishtank people they should do the same

scott is not a fishtank person, fishtank is just a shitty stream that got lucky enough to temporarily be a scott thing

I saw a pic of her bf and thought he kinda looked like you Klaus. You could be marrying the rat right now instead of postin' on /ftl/.

scott has a killer instinct, like when he didn’t hesitate to tackle that sickly homeless guy

shishiodoshi form the top rope!!

Knowing you watch the show makes me not like it any more. Thanks for ruining everything AGAIN

still awesome that this is his only real mma feat on the show

Pahton deserves to be rapd

not because the fish were trash.

It wasnt the voting or the fish. It was the wiggers just quitting as soon as their half baked prison thing failed

what about this?

One of the crazy girls that wasn't invited back to help asked Jet when it was going to happen and he said 4th of July timeframe just like last time, Jan quipped about the solstice and Jet said "huh?" I don't think Jet knows what a solstice is and that the 21st of June is the most amount of sunlight in the year. Far as I know the only two girls they retained from the group that showed up at the house is layc and the rat from last year. The entire lot was unstable as fuck.

My future brother in law is causing a serious problem.

Hes not satisfied with the current leadership. Now I gotta decide what to do about it.

jimmy was confirmed there by multiple people

jet neptune jizzed on you. that's fucking unbelievably disgusting. I wasn't as disgusted by cryokeen eating poop tbqh
just go away already and study for your community college classes or play roblox or find someone new to cheat on isaac with or whatever

stop that

like finding out your kid sister is really into diaper furry roleplay
it's always going to be there

all the women can't come back because they were "unstable as fuck"

meanwhile we have numerous documents of production exposing themselves/trying to rape/raping any woman that comes near them

I do believe that's what they told you althougheverbeit.

would've if I could've babe

JC is addicted to BWC and it's DISGUSTING.

jet doesn't even know how to count months

Cryocord must be cherished and protected at all costs

what the hell did they do during this time period

im upset that claire left cryocord

Claire is going to Junior College? Good for her! My opinion of Claire has raised ever so slightly.

The king must feast at all hours it takes a lot of energy to set up an outdoor event you know

fired bex and sexted abi and claire

yeah but they're making her wear a scarlet J across her forehead apparently

funny bit idea

they install an acorn stair lift for jet to use every time he comes out of the basement. it takes a full minute each way

You’ll be here until you trauma bond powerfully enough with different groups of people. We all will. Trauma bonding is a hell of a drug.

They were still scrambling to find a cast. They didn't find Burt until like two weeks before it went live and Vance had to be DMing people in his social network to get Smaack.

Galaxy gas

hmm this could work

new payton just dropped

i’m already expecting jet to spend most of his time in a golf cart on chudgames

if they do famous house with people who don't know have a producer in a wheel chair the whole time and have something happen when they start walking after like 2 weeks

He’s a deadbeat

shitpostin' is more fun than marriage I think

let's all agree that s3 had the worst camera placements and audio so far

we feel this delay will improve the show

Lol obviously because they didnt have a cast when they delayed

basically nothing

funny bit idea: jet gets in shape

Definitely

Jet really is like a walking anti-whippet/galaxy gas PSA

What have you been doing on the show?

like he comes out in full 80s bright workout gear, headband and leg warmers type shit, and he's always jogging in place with 2 pound pink dumbells while at the same time eating donuts, pizza, and other junk food.

The cameras and audio ruined the entire season

We knew the wiggers canned Scott because he got to Haley before them, but now you're telling me they canned BASED MIKE because he stole Taylor from the twerps? Yeah, how could I not believe it?

those little shitty tats

DROPPED

why is she jacked
is it a lesbian thing?

No Mike in bg2= no watch simple as

s1 audio was experimental

It's important to treat your body well man. She's probably the most fit contestant they've had except for maybe Luke. Scratch that, she's probably more fit than Luke.

Ian can save BG2
Jet, apologize to him

are you guys pretending to be retarded or what
that's not payton

johhny neptune sighting

nvm that's Sophie turner
Still a lesbian tho probably

that would mean he can’t wear his cool new clothes

jet gets spread eagle

payton's iconic x-men tattoo

I genuinely don't remember what I used to do before I started watching Fishtank, posting in /ftl/ and watching fish streams

he likes his badson now

Jet must be sending him money to keep him off the streets these days

jet had this retard setting up the worst audiovisual experience imaginable while he arranged clabi threesomes

Johnny died ages ago it's his no goodson larping keeping his image alive

I'll pass this on to the crew through my connections

what if Blood Games is just a ploy to get Jet some exercise

what if Blood Games is just a ploy to get Jet some pussy

Season 4. It’s time.

that looks like sodaman

still can't believe this camera angle

It’s like parasocial super crack. It’s not just one simulated community for your brain to bond to and keep track of it’s an ecosystem of overlapping friend groups from the seasons, productions and fans. Something you basically only experience for real in high school unless you’re part of some really social career or religious community as an adult.

i love when the action is taking place on a tiny part of the screen and you can't hear anything anyone is saying

“the action” being trish, taylor, and mauro

It's sodama'am

We need to be falling in love with the idea of falling in love.

what would they even talk about

The Emmy award winning Fishtank Live

forgotten

yeah just throw a school desk next to a pallet that should be good

Will Starlink save the day i know back during the RV they had issues since they were in a moving vehicle but knowing bg2 is much more stationary they shouldn't have as much issues with it this time around. Did they rely on their own wifi last time?

you have to no clip through the map to get there

bg 2 will be DOA if the gulch isn't included this time

secondary johnny neptune sighting

food

someone link me the last several unlisted hk2 podcasts

Johnny is a strange man. Just wants to go back the good old days of the 90’s politically and socially when he was young and pimping out jets mom.

Peyton is fucking stunning

Somehow knowing he is Jet's father and knowing Jet is Johnny's son explains a lot about the both of them in a symbiotic sort of way.

our dad who molests us

Do I need to repeat myself nigga?

I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending Jet Neptune from rape accusations, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Jet did nothing wrong, it doesn't make sense and n0w you can just shut the fuck up and quit whining about all the opportunities he gave you and you threw back in his face. Zoomers are the most entitled generation to ever walk the earth. I'm sick of you!

I am a nigger.

i for one am happy claire was in a good mood today

soon we will bloom into simpable mids

She's going to crash out by tonight

Yeah and I think I’ll pass on getting dragged deeper into their cycle of psychological sexual abuse through entertaining Jet’s psychodrama therapy processing his childhood trauma.

S1: Suburbs
S2: Cults
S3: Fame

S4: Training Day

CHOOSE MY DJ NAME

instagram.com/p/DJ2xVHeydS_/

DJ nigger cum depository

sex with bex

Did they ever find that missing drummer

S4: Atonement

Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star S4, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness

ST1K3 THR33

TO PROTECT THE SHIP YOU GOTTA CATCH THE WOLF

*tts*Heyo this whiteboy a long way from starbucks put a cop up his ass, Samlonzo

Does anyone have the clip of Bliccy talking about "the nigger word" on Bitchtank

I'll believe this if you tell when when they're aiming for BG2 to start.

dj hot butt hole!!!!

DJ SEX

benleaks used to do his job

DJ itty bitty

its sophie turner not payton you retard

I'm lonely again

dropped that bitch AYO

take her to bucky

this will be tai graphics in 2014

Did Vance ever properly confront Jimmy about the GF doxxing situation?

yeah

Did Brian ever properly confront Jimmy about the whole hitting him with a sword situation?

oh it was just a black guy?

KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME

Black guy worked with s3 and died because someone gave him a peanut sandwich

peanut butter? ironic...

Did Claire ever properly confront my penis about the sucking situation?

Did Claire ever properly confront

not even once

nope

Last time TJ stopped liking other girls pics he had a gf, do you think he and gemma are...or he's long distance with nachan..they still follow each other and she made her account private... or is he just scared of Instagram because wwnr

please calm down

sorry

it’s ok

directed by jet neptune

claire blurted out that he lives with some girl the other day for no real reason

something very bad is going to happen to jet neptune

something very bad is going to happen to jet neptune

Eventually one of the bfs well husbands now are going to do this to him

Cease and Desist posting about my client's "alleged" rapes

Will the MDE/Fishtank fandom cults disband if either Sam or Jet die?

Bic would most likely take over

everything about Jet is a lie
he ain't no goodson

Sweaty Hag Sex

tight sweaty hagussy

forgot pic

His dad finally respects him because he’s now pimping and scamming at levels he was in the 90’s. They have reconciled over it

jet neptune dies today

Based

had a vision of jet neptune breaking his neck

this actually happened. johnny was praising jet for "fucking the hawk puah girl" months ago

Didn't she make her kid record her porn?

had a similar vision of jet getting in a freak accident on bg2

The ball brothers bit probably filled his heart overflowing with pride too

Jimmy looks like an overgrown baby
youtube.com/watch?v=rtChPB6NjJY

idk

no wonder him and Jet Boss Baby are friends

How my favorite fish doin?

Johnny Neptune father in law. Wiggers at the wedding.

Please start Bloodgames already Jet I need my friend simulator back

idk
you could probably just DM her and ask

wigger-in-law

I was quoting the show.

will vance film it?
will they have a live band?

?
who said that

Objectively speaking, Claire is a greasy dog faced cheating liar who only brings harm and ruin to everyone she comes into contact with,
I think she is looksmatched to Jet personality notwithstanding. Hoeflation is just so out of control, that we think she deserves more for being relatively not-fat and relatively White.
She does not.

Summer when she dresses up like the judge

erm her name was Samantha Goldstriker

objectively speaking

may claudia's greasy satanic influence never affect their lives inshallah

I lover

you act like jet hasnt completely let himself go and looks like a fucked up baby.

all that may be true
but Claire is still Content
anyway(s)

Just go become a groyper or something if you like having an online friend group that is into gay nigger Nazi worship

all my gay niggas nazis
nigga Heil Hitler

why is bowie in this

Claire can't hold down a job, flies around the entire country nonstop to cheat for gifts that are less than 1 weeks pay, snorts drugs she finds in parking lots,makes sex tapes with strangers she's cheating with, has a horrible miserable bitter personality and spends all day online seething while leeching on others to enable her.
This is bad punctuation but honestly Jet is too good for her desu.

Claire don't waste your life
we need you now

I don’t like those people

You gotta unban the Claire bears Claudia. Come on dude. Not cool

But you are into gay nigger Nazi lovers, yes? How do you do my fellow furt enjoyer?

I've been keeping track of Shadi's fishtank boxing record since the start of Bitchtank. She's yet to win a match.

you were talking about them being looks matched. they arent. claire is better looking then jet’s female equivalent.

Is Summer an Audrey type? It's been a hot minute since I've seen any Twin Peaks but my gut says no.

Didn't she beat Kato via Sushi Platter Knockout?

we were betrayed
we were belittled
we were cucked
we are the clairebears
we are one

That was Claire and Hailey I think.

For me my main issue is her putting negative emotions into alcohol instead of music, u can be messed up and make music but it's kino instead of sad

claire is better looking then jet’s female equivalent.

jet has a sister that looks scarily like a female version of him and she's much more attractive than claire so idk about this one

tessa CONFIRMED for BG2

Need to see obese jupiter for a fair comparison

no mention of jupiter or cake in the fridge

larp better next time

Summer number 1, please describe your angus selling technique

titmaxxing

how many rapes will happen in BG2?

how many will he cuck?

jupiter isnt fat or have fucked up teeth

Will chud gang be making a return for Blood Games 2?
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УBEДOMЛEHИE O КOHTEHTE
CONTENT ALERT

youtube.com/watch?v=Xack_EVnwJg

tripaloski

Was it that funny Sammy? You think rupturing a disc because you followed to a t the meme advice from Anon Babble is funny?

I forgot Jimmy's forced laugh oh god

this video has more views than the past 5 official episodes.
lmao

wn2b indoctrinating more psychopathic mids to the fishverse

My idea for blood games 2:
2 separate teams

Team Pretty Princess:
Letty
Abi
Payton
Claire
JC

Set up in the big s3 house
Hard challenge like:

the pillow fight challenge

the apply make up challenge

the buy her amazon shopping list challenge

Team NiggerAIDSboys
Burt
Cole
Jimmy
Jon
Simbal

Set up outside under a tarp for shelter
Easy challenges like

the walk barefoot over burning coal challenge

the how many live rats can you keep in your pants challenge

the hold your piss for the whole day challenge

Russians love a good snuff film. They’re living in one

Jon be like "I was a wildland fiwefightew. I can hold my piss for a week."